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i don't like dane cook by
madamepierce
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Thank God; at last there's someone else who doesn't think that Dane Cook is funny! I can die in peace now. |
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Terrible Truths by
polishstreak
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This is one smart woman who breaks it down right. |
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Okay, my Oriental flavored Ramen packet. You want to wrestle, let’s rassssle. by
kaybiff
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She hates abortion, and I do, too. |
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Slightly better than Turkish Imprisonment by
spacemuppet
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God, this is bringing back so many Target memories... |
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T-SHIRT HELL RULES. by
en-dedans
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"...I would think the Jews would want this movie (Passions of the Christ) highly circulated in the Muslim world, with the obvious threat being, 'If you guys don't back off, we'll kill your God, too. Then you get no 70 virgins, no paradise, no nothing.' Anyone who can kill God is one bad mother fucker. But let's not forget that Jesus rose from the dead AND ascended to a throne in heaven. Not too shabby. So in essence, nobody really "killed" Jesus; it was more like a fraternity hazing, or an early version of 'Fear Factor' where you endure all kinds of shit to win a valuable prize." |
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Nascar? Doesn't Ford offer that with leather seats? by
browncrayon
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Matt's transcription of his day at the races is pure NASCAR at its finest. |
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Official Boyfriend form by
anniewaits18
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Sounds a lot like my never-ending search to find a sober, intelligent boyfriend with a buttload of money. |
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not for those prone to gagging. by
purplebanana
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I could NOT stop laughing at this. It's not for the faint at heart, but hey, Alison's got some talent here. Major talent (not to mention a lot of flexibility). |
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The Masturbator by
malinkaa
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Just your run of the mill, puritain humor... With a hint of masturbation for your tantilizing pleasure. |
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The Christmas Nazi by
lobsterchick
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Awww... It sounds like something straight out of "A Christmas Story." |
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my blue-eyed baby by
moreneta
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This is the kind of stuff that belongs in my Comparative Studies Class. |
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masochist at heart? by
juniperhexum
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Leslie Irene and Squirrel-X lovers need not apply. |
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there she goes. by
laura-ann
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Hmmm... Giving out fake identities online? Sounds like something my cousin would (has?) done. |
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who is my father? by
blackmartha
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"...Our Memory Lane is more like a Memory Parking Space." |
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Harry Potter by
merbroussard
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Someone who isn't head over heels for Harry and Hermoine. |
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One of Our What? by
lobsterchick
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I dunno. It's about White Castle. It was funny. What more do you want me to say? |
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the alphabet means everything. by
laura-ann
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Even though I wasn't particularly excited about most my own graduation, I could relate to a lot of this stuff. Clapping for people you don't even like... Watching the first few letters of the alphabet go by while you're stuck in the middle. Classic. |
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King of New York by
spacemuppet
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Wow... That Christopher Walken piece was wonderful. **THIS** is the way people should write. Most definitely. |
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My Pen Pal George Bush by
mattferrara
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Great e-mail to President Bush. |
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my last joe millionaire entry, maybe by
andrew
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"Joe Millionaire" is sacred in the room of the 2050's girls. Nothing compares. |
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yesterday and today, all in one by
boogabooga
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The Diaryland Server has been standing me up as well. It's like one of your high school friends that suddenly falls in love with that pimply guy in your calculus class and totally forgets that you even exist. Not that that's ever happened to me, or anything... |
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DIALECTICAL TOMFOOLERY by
burkenstocks
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I'm gonna have to start using that "what's-his-nuts" line a little more frequently. And that line about Peabo Bryson was also classic--everyone knows that mentioning the "Aladdin" soundtrack is the definite clincher. |
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a great day in new york, a sad day in the neighborhood by
vancookie
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The commentary on the passing of Mr. Rogers was poignant, and the discussion of straight/gay dating tactics was hilarious. |
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Ring my bell by
anniewaits18
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Ha! People who talk obnoxiously on cell phones in public are just... well, obnoxious. |
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I'm a total Bitch. by
anniewaits
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The greatest rant of all time. One could only hope to be this angry and write so concisely. |
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Spring by
vancookie
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I know it was written a long time ago, but this poem seems like it was written for me. Since it has my name in it and all... |
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