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from miedema2002 :
I like your opinions. They make me think, however I am extremely open to new ideas and concepts. I am still searching for where/what my beliefs are. Thank you for sharing. :)
from smashthegas :
Pussy. ROFLMFAO... *grinz and runs away*
from miedema2002 :
I don't think there is anything wrong with guys crying, even if it's over songs. Emotional expression and analysis makes a man, a man if you know what I mean. I think society should be accepting of guys showing emotion! Don't you? :)
from smashthegas :
Former Marine found dead after being shot by British long-haired fellow diarylander for over-use of typongs.
from smashthegas :
As long as your right hand is still workin... LOL
from smedindy :
Kids are always so well behaved around others. At least mine are. I think their brains get swapped somewhere...
from smashthegas :
Just like Smash is the natural insulator against too much tread on your wheelz!
from seasons79 :
Indeed, you can start taking credit for your children. With Jack, I look at it as naturally well-behaved children are the way they are because they are being raised in a loving, secure and stable home. Just my thought on it.
from smedindy :
We got married in December. In Indiana. Random weather generator, ahoy! But it was a Christmas Eve wedding, so there's that!
from smashthegas :
Donuts are cool bro, both in the snow and out of it. You should give it a go. Hehe.
from smashthegas :
Hmm I think you and I touring a distillery might be a lot of fun! Hell to the Yeah! By the way, who you callin a dodgy bastard? *growlz*
from smashthegas :
Well make the picture anyway but substitue your balls for two garden peas. They're about the same size. *pinches your cheek affectionately* Hahaha!
from smashthegas :
So, er... hows your "typong" speed today, dude? *laffs*
from smedindy :
Did it?
from smashthegas :
She's lying she is scared of me really, haha. And hell yeah Seek and destroy brings back great memories of the last time I saw the Mets live in Milton Keynes a few years back hehe... class shit bro!
from stepfordtart :
He doesnt scare me. I could SO whup his ass! I kinda like seeing who's online with this new d'land feature - its cool. I cant get IM on this computer so Im all excited about seeing who's online and sending little messages. Its almost like Im in the 21st Century! s x
from smashthegas :
I've told ya, grow your hair long fucker or I'm kickin you out the rockers club. Juss kiddin, hehe. Smash \m/ \m/
from smedindy :
The Prestige!
from smedindy :
We've found a great church here in Minnesota. Spread the good news, and fill everyone with love.
from dandydandy :
This is one of the reasons why you and Nikki jive with me so well. I feel exactly the same way. Judge and be judged. It's that simple.
from smashthegas :
As much as you know I love both you and Mrs Hubbyman, and I would never want to be sanctimonious, you highlighted one of the major problems I have with religion. It causes more arguments and fighting than anything else I know. Hope you guys aren't arguing for long. Smash \m/
from smedindy :
Cool stuff there!
from dandydandy :
Gorgeous! I'm talking about the jewelry you perv! But seriously Kyle, you have talent!!
from smashthegas :
Hey thass good shit bro! Can you make me something evil and satanic cos Im a dude of rock, ya know. heh. \m/
from dandydandy :
Looking forward to the photos. I hope you plan on bringing some pieces up here next weekend for me to purchase! And also? 20 degrees? That'd feel like a summer heat wave up here right now. It's currently 3 degrees.
from smashthegas :
Only five pints? Fuck. That wouldn't touch the sides, haha!
from dandydandy :
Well put!
from hubbyman :
I shall post pictures as soon as I have new material. I have learned to make doubles of my work. One for the coffee shop and one for my family(that includes you guys).
from smashthegas :
I came to reiterate dandy's comment. Post some pics, man!
from dandydandy :
Do you have pics of your jewelry somewhere? I think purchasing some items from both you and Nikki would pretty much make my day.
from smashthegas :
You're damn right there bro. I would for once in my life, REFUSE to shred tyre to classical music. I realise classical has it's compensations, but it doesn't make you wanna floor the fucker, you know? You need good fuckin hard and fast thrashin rock to do that, hehe. I highly recommend it. \m/
from dandydandy :
Ha, yeah you would have to go undercover if you wanted to live in Michigan as an Ohio State fan. Of course, here in E. Lansing, we all root for Ohio when they are against UofM. Also: Maybe you should invest in one of those dictation/transcription computer programs. Or, alternatively, be super duper nice to Nikki. :)
from hubbyman :
Yeah Ypslantagio. Thats the place Dandy. I was seriously concidering it but I just couldn't live in Michigan. You know I'm an Ohio State fan.
from dandydandy :
Did you mean Ypsilanti? I think it's very funny that as soon as I write a comment in my profile that you never update, you are updating regularly. I'm going to leave the comment because I'm just a teensy bit superstitious. And also, congrats!
from smashthegas :
Yeah bro Old Speckled Hen is an ale... I'm not really an ale drinker but it's not bad. Looky here if ya wanna see http://www.oldspeckledhen.co.uk/ it even says how its imported to the US, hehe. Must be some of you yanks out there who like it too. Rockin fuck shit up bro \m/ \m/ PS Im off work all next week, ya gonna call me?
from smashthegas :
Dude, ATC might not seem too challenging right now, but probably part of the problem is you are a little apprehensive now you're out of the Marines. It's new... just give it a go, you're still young enough to train to do something else if it really bores you bro \m/ \m/
from smashthegas :
You're back! Well fuck! Good shit! Just off to bed dude, will email you phone number and addy to your rock address tomorrow (I'm half asleep) Good to see you though dude, I've missed ya!
from smashthegas :
upDATE, Dammit! Smash \m/
from smashthegas :
Heh, I love ya too dude. But of course, not in a sexual way.
from smashthegas :
Well anger is a healthy thing in moderation, dude. Don't fret too much. Rock on!
from smashthegas :
Hey ddue, thanks for your cool words of wisdom. Send me an email travis-jamesATblueyonderDOTcoDOTuk I cant find your email addy :( Keep rockin \m/
from smashthegas :
Trust me to get that the wrong way round. I mean dont subsititue other things in life for finding Jesus. Youll have to excuse me, Im workin v long shifts and am very tired. Rock out, dude.
from smashthegas :
Dude, you wanna go out and find Jesus, thats cool. WHile its not for me, I support 110% whatever my buddies want to do, here and across the pond. The one thing I will say is just don't substitute finding Jesus for other things in your life...
from smashthegas :
Great to see you back you fucker. hahahahaha. rock on dude :D
from dandydandy :
Well said Hubbyman! You might very well be my hero, if Nikki doesn't mind.
from smashthegas :
You updated! Fook! I think I have to sit down. Your unloved and forgotten friend... Smash \m/ LOL just kiddin bro, you still use your rock.com addy? I wanna send you mail :(
from nakedbarista :
And the movie was good too!
from nakedbarista :
My hero!
from serenaville :
Stopping by to wish you a happy birthday, so... "Happy birthday, Hubbyman!" (And not just because your wife told us to, either. Heh.) Hope it's a great day!
from smashthegas :
When the fook you gonna update, dude?
from candoor :
wow, steak and blow job day lasts a long time, I like your universe :)
from dandydandy :
"Lick sidewalk"--I like that expression, made me laugh.
from candoor :
I'm not sure what day it is, but Happy Today and thanks for the laughs - your new holiday is already on my calendar getting odd looks from passers by... inquiries are hysterical (and so far, not too dangerous ;)
from smashthegas :
Hey dude, sorry I missed wishing ya Happy Tuesday, so it'll have to be happy Thursday instead (well it is 1am here) Been very full of cold and stuff and feel like shite, so wish N happy Thursday too and tell her I'll try to be on time next week. :-) Smash \m/
from dandydandy :
Happy Tuesday to you too! (Is the opposite of Happy Tuesday, Thursday?) This is a great entry--one of your best fo' sure.
from candoor :
I hear you have a Batman comforter ;)
from candoor :
PS... please feel free to delete the long note - I'll understand (but I hope you copy and save it and think about it)... and I hope you understand it is challenging for me to stay silent when someone I care about is hurting)...
from candoor :
I'm being presumtuous cuz I care - feel free to tell me to fk off... I left a note for your wifey that could just as well have been left here, so read it there please?... it sounds like hurt feelings were not talked about and that just hurts all the more, pushes each other away... getting reprimanded or told what to do in public (even if nobody actually heard) or just having your decision with the kids flatly overrided as if you can't be trusted to evaluate a situation and make a good decision stings... I think you should explain that (however it happened, that seems to be the way you felt it and your feelings are valid)... and a bit more communication before might have not left you entertaining when you had other plans... either of you asking "what do you have planned after the party" might have avoided that disappointment and hurt cuz you both had different expactations after the party... whatever else is going on, I hope you find a way to talk about it and both remember the deeper love beneath the pile of miscommunications that hurt (I'll shut up now... do I need to run away?... I think it's all Smash's fault, actually, cuz we're all suffering from Rockin! withdrawals ;)
from candoor :
wow, fun at work... I've almost forgotten what that can be like... meanwhile, you are being discussed in my comments... bring your cape ;)
from dandydandy :
Yo Hubbyman! Happy Tuesday!
from seasons79 :
Amen. Speaking as both the gamer and the frustrated wife, video games are the devil.
from smashthegas :
Aww, thats kinda sweet. And no, I wasn't being sarcastic :P Smash \m/
from dandydandy :
You're a very smart man. Happy Friday!
from candoor :
your natural state of mind makes me feel right at home lol :)
from smashthegas :
Look in the dictionary under "spacko" and that last pic will be there, ROFL Smash\m/
from nakedbarista :
I love you... you're so silly!
from candoor :
you should have any trouble taking over the world, you takes on five guys and juggles airplanes for a living :)
from dandydandy :
Ha! Now I know why joining the World Domination team is in my best interest. Nothing like having a guy in my corner, wearing his hubby suit no less, to make sure no one messes with me.
from smashthegas :
Mah wahfe....
from nakedbarista :
You're such a sweetie!! ♥ ♥ ♥
from nakedbarista :
whooo... it's getting a little hot in here... *fans*
from candoor :
fitness motivation, just one more reason to come visit you more often (besides the cleverness, adorable kids, fun puzzles, and slices of life, I mean :)
from serenaville :
I just have to say: You and Nakedbarista have daughters who could be professional child models, and/or win kiddie pageants galore. Wow. I can see a mix of both of you in them. Such excellent genes. (The person on the screen is "Joe", from Blues Clues. I wish Steve had never gone off to 'college'. Sigh.)
from moretoknow :
I know, random notes often, but when I have the chance to be right, I'm right. It's the new "Steve" on Blues Clues, right? When they replaced him like 3 years ago. Alright, so that sucked, but you know what I mean, right? Maybe?
from dandydandy :
I love the pic of Robin posing like her Dad. That is priceless. Not too shabby yourself Hubbyman!
from nakedbarista :
Dude! Smash! I sleep in that bed too! You wanna find another insulting place to defecate? LOL
from smedindy :
Cute pics o' the girls. Actually, I type in word and do a grammar and spell check before I unleash my written word on the masses. That helps!
from smashthegas :
The piccies of the girls get 10/10... you get umm... please. *shakes head sadly* And if I tell you one more time to quit bitching about spelling... I seriously will get my ass over there and poop on your pillow. Smash\m/
from dandydandy :
Happy Tuesday to you too! If I ever write that I want to see boobage? Just clunk me over the head. Or give me a jar-head haircut. That should bring me back to my senses.
from nakedbarista :
Happy TUESDAY!! Love yous.
from smashthegas :
Happy rockin Tuesday, my motherfukkin bro! Smash \m/
from dandydandy :
That's a pretty cool thing. I wish the people that run the troops around here had the same attitude.
from candoor :
I am touched by your kind words lol ;)
from candoor :
lol, thanks for the laugh - you've created a classic scene wonderfully (danger... hope the carpet wasn't permanently scarred :)
from dandydandy :
Happy Tuesday to you, happy tuesday to you! Happpppppppyyy Tuesday Dear Hubbyman, Happy Tuesday to you.
from smashthegas :
HAPPY ROCKIN' TUESDAY YERSELF, MUTHAFUKKA!!!! *burp*
from smashthegas :
Hee! That brought a huge grin to my face bud. And also reminds me why I could never, ever, be a father, ROFL
from smashthegas :
Hey thanks dude. Yeah, I think the loss of a good ride is comparable to that of a testicle. But hey, the bright side is it'll be something I can throw back in the faces of the fucks in my family for years... "Yeah, I may be a long haired skanky rockerdude but at least I'd never see an old lady turfed out on the street, no?..." LOL A good deal of mileage to be gleaned from that one (pardon the pun.) smash \m/
from nakedbarista :
Tome espanoles en High School secundaria, asi que a menos que usted desee comenzar a hablar de burritos, me estoy fuera de esta conversacion.
from smashthegas :
Juste ignorez le Dandy. Je ne parle pas un mot de français. Je ne saurais pas comme si vous m'aviez payé. J'étais toujours désespéré avec les langues à école.
from dandydandy :
I like both templates, maybe you could alternate between them now and then. Actually, I think I kinda like the other one better because it reminds me of the bat signal. Like when your name lights up in red, I can say: Holy bat signal! Hubbyman has updated! (Oh and I would totally disregard Smash and his claim that he speaks proper English. As far as I can tell, he mostly speaks French.)
from smashthegas :
Proper english, indeed! Or, if you like 'me fuckin arse!' hehehehe. but youre welcome. you be cool now.
from smashthegas :
I like!
from nakedbarista :
I like it, but I think you should let Smash move stuff around to make it fit better.
from dandydandy :
Thanks for the compliments! I sorta blushed. And I had to laugh at your comment regarding the spelling of vacuum. I think Nikki decided a while back in my comments that it should be spelled vakyoom. She cracks me up. (Oh, lovely pic by the way! That one's a keeper for sure! lol)
from smashthegas :
ROFL I love smeds comment about his wife "she can even handle some helmet" *dies laughing* in case youre not aware, "helmet" is a slang term here for the tip of a mans willy, hehe. Sorry, it just made me laugh.
from smedindy :
My wife can deal with Metallica. She can handle some Helmet. She can swing to Superchunk. She can jump to Judas Priest. But she cannot cotton to Dinosaur, Jr. Not.at.all.
from smedindy :
My wife can deal with Metallica. She can handle some Helmet. She can swing to Superchunk. She can jump to Judas Priest. But she cannot cotton to Dinosaur, Jr. Not.at.all.
from smashthegas :
hey dude, you need to link the soap opera to http://masherdude.diaryland.com hehe. Thank ye. Oh and yeah, the Scout thing. I was kicked out of Scouts in the second week cos I was caught smoking, and they said I shouldn't be doing that at thirteen. I said "oh, fuck it then!" and left. Never went back. I'm such a bad dude, hehe. be cool bro smash\m/
from masherdude :
Hey congrats! You are now in your very own online soap. Go to my smash diary and click on the tatoo image on the right of any entry, and ye shall be transported to the first episode! Don't gorget to add "masherdude" to your faves to see when its updated. Loves ya! smash
from dandydandy :
Hope you don't mind me adding you to my buddy list. I enjoy reading Nikki, and your pee story pretty much made it a done deal.
from stepfordtart :
any friend of SmashtheGas....*snorting at your "pee story" in a very ungrownup way. s x
from smashthegas :
brings a whole new meaning to that good old british phrase "to take the piss" (it means to play a joke on someone in case ya didnt know, dude) LOL Like the hand licking thing... I would have also thrust it in someones face and told THEM to lick it too, but hey you cant have everything. And if sex is an addiction, then I shoulda been rehabbed a long time ago. smashdude \m/
from smashthegas :
Thats not necessarily as ridiculous an idea as it first sounds....ROFL
from smashthegas :
Kyle, dude. Don't worry about your spelling, bro. It's WHAT you say, not how you say it. Anyone who thinks a brilliant piece of writing is marred by spelling errors doesn't deserve the space they waste by living on this planet. Keep rockin' smash\m/
from smashthegas :
Hey dude, I added ya to my posse list. Scroll down to the bottom of my diary and you'll see your name in lights. (Well, maybe not lights, but a very camp Satanic font.) smash \m/
from smashthegas :
ooh i got 2/10. i suck cock. well, i dont, but you know what i mean... mind you, you DID say your batsuit cost 450 and not 490 as the answer claimed, so it should be 3/10 really, fucker. LOL be cool bro. smash \m/
from candoor :
bravo on the friend entry, smash is right, you are definitely a good read :)
from smashthegas :
ha ha! You're a cheeky fucker Kyle, but in a way that makes you an absurdly cool dude of course... I was gonna email you and thank you for your entry personally but I don't have your addy dude. hit me at smashthegas@rock.com bud. Right, it's an hour till I leave to party the fuck on all night. Be cool, and I hope you and Nikki have as rockin' a New Year as I will, hehe. be cool bro smash \m/
from smashthegas :
hehe, don't worry bud, I'm gettin nicely drunk, and I can be as evil as fuck when I want to be. And don't tell me you're not a nice dude, hehe. You can't fool me. Now, to avoid all this niceness, let's say we go out and twat a few fuckers heads in with our bare fists? and thanks bud, keep rockin! smashdude\m/
from nakedbarista :
Oh, and just so everyone knows... the Batcave is in the garage... There's NO way all of that would be displayed inside the house. What would Martha think??
from smashthegas :
Hehe hey hub, I had a fuckin rockin Christmas, hope ya did too. And if I was drinking for the two of us, don't worry I had more than enough beer, vodkapops, Jim Beam.... the list is endless. And thanks for the boobies, heh, I do love a bit of the old titty action. It just can't be beaten. And batmans ride, *mouthwaters* mmm I could see myself kickin out the tail in THAT driftworthy little number, I forgot just how cool it was. My ride is probably like a lawnmower by comparison, but she's cool for flaying the tyres when I feel like it. And I am with you on the anger/aggression thing. I guess that's why I'm a metaldude/gas mashin dude, I can release my aggression through music and stompin the gas in my ride. Far cooler than smashin someones head in and getting jailed, hehehe. Despite never really being a fighterdude, I did come in for a lot of shit in my younger days, being a metaldude and being so cool and all. One day I'll just do a batman style go-apeshit-on-every-fucker-that-ever-pissed-me-off and it'll make international news, hehehe. And I like your pic on Nikki's site! Rock out to da meta;, dude! \m/ smash PS. I was gonna make a comment on the batsuit, but you know.... I couldn't think of anything suitable, hehe. So I shall leave that one to your imagination....
from smashthegas :
She'll trust you again, bro. I learned to always just tell what I was doing, even if people got fucked off over it, LOL. Have a great Christmas, and I hope you and your wife and kids are happy. smash \m/
from smashthegas :
Hey bud dont stress about it. Just going on google and searching stuff doesnt make you unfaithful or untrustworthy. Neither does contacting an old school friend, female or not. It's only if you intend doing something you shouldn't that your wife would have reason not to trust you... be cool bro. smash \/
from smashthegas :
Yeah! get mashin' your gas, bro! You rock! smash \m/
from smashthegas :
Hey bud, came across your diary through your wifes diary. Good stuff. Gotta watch them door hinges, though I tend to smack my head on doorframes being a tall guy. I usually kick the door in frustration, but only cos I can't reach high enough to kick the frame, hehe. be cool smash\m/
from nakedbarista :
I love you.
from nakedbarista :
Hey, I turned this on for you. Now I promise I'll quit breaking in to your stuff.

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