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Did you die? That would suck if you died. I really like your diary! Bring it back!
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acecoolg! I finally got that Mark Leyner book, "Et Tu Babe," that you told me about years and years ago, when our internet friendship was at fresh bloom. I'm'a read it over xmass. Will post brief review here when finished. by "here" I mean either in your comments or in my to-be-resurrected diary.
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Your diary is the only reason I still visit this site. Why, why WHY?! haven't you updated in so long?
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plus if you had your dick wrapped in scarves all the time it might look, due its massive girth and length, like you had a broken arm sticking out of your abdomen, which would go weirdly with your covered head and might cause you to be abducted by some sideshow scouts. Never to be seen again... except by perverts and hillbillies.
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It means he makes you sick, in the good way.
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Yes...Chris makes your dick hard.
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Fuck "Sign My Guestbook" - I hope you're not paying for that shit.
This is a repost of what I tried to sign your guest book with. It's also a rewrite of the same message, so, if the other post did work, I'll look like a giant apes ass:
"Hey, I just noticed on myspazz that it's yr birthday tomorrow. Congratulations on being born the 17th of November! Why hell, it's basically as great as December 16! Sometimes you remind me of my childhood friend, Chris. I wish I was still friends with Chris. I bet our birthdays were really close, too." Now THAT was a message worth spending 10 minutes on communicating.
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Huh about what?
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Babybabybaby...
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"Bang my own gong", haha. Or is that a common american saying? How brutal!
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Haha, what a cat.
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Catt Damon, haha!
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You´re gonna understand soon, young Jedi.
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You said balls! Awwwwww!
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pansycline : |
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i'm not having success with signing your guestbook. and now, back to your sponsors. fuck mozilla.
anyways, to recap:
Angelina's womb. Warm cookie dough. No such thing, really. Womb +/= warm, definitely = gross.
Pleased to return for another season of procrastination via acecoolg and strongstyle.
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non-fuckabl : |
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I think you pronounce that Pa like in Paella and o like in old. And then la. Like Paula, you know.
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Hey there =D Interested in a diary review? Don't be silly, OF COURSE YOU ARE! Come to Hitlar Baybee for the best review in town and all the cream cheese you can eat.
xo
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that's funny, last night I was wishing I had brought a book or had something, anything, to read. even a tube of toothpaste would have sufficed.
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I think that there might be SOME prostitutes that wake up early...like Business Prostitutes. What do you think?
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you mean they don't make steam-powered dildos anymore?!?!!? WTF?!
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pansycline : |
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maybe more of a reptilian thing.
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le sigh... I'm so excited for when I hunt you down in D.C.
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Yeah,but you are leaving out one thing:the pitcher is the COOLEST person there is.He´s in charge,he´s in control,and everybody has to wait until he´s ready.
He is in charge of the pick off thing.
By the way,I KNOW what it is!!!!!!!! Great,huh!
I love Roger Clemens.
Oh,wait,he´s not with the Red Socks,are you going to shake me now...?
Not like I would mind...I also won´t send you to anger management class.
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