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from peth :
shoe-shopping always solves dream problems.
from twolumps :
woot!
from advice-4-you :
need advice? visit my profile to see how i can help you!
from othelladub :
why philly?
from autumn-death :
I love reading your words. " a special scary story for you conflicted. 24 February 2004 @ 7:43 pm here's a man who's totally fucked up. he likes, or claims to like, rejection. he fears, or claims to fear, being loved. he seeks out crazy people to surround himself with--to make himself feel more sane? because he's used to it? mental patients are the new crack? i don't know. he is sad. he is lonely. he is depressed. here is a girl who's totally fucked up. she always seems to choose guys who reject her, but she doesn't like it, and will often fight it, even if it hurts her more." I am this girl too...
from sooner :
they mysterious reference desk.
from sooner :
I'm in the law library. The mysterious law liibrary. I'm manning the reference desk for the first time by myself as we speak.
from twolumps :
really. i need a new color for my template. help!
from twolumps :
it's time for a format change for me. help!
from peth :
grandiflora~
from miscreant444 :
pretend I sais diaryring in there somewhere. :)
from miscreant444 :
welcome to the Damien Jurado and you are SOOOO right about Oscar...all you said about it. I've always thought that and kept it as one of my guilty pleasures!!
from kingbastard :
Hello again. Remember me and amazing diary here at Diaryland? Remember when I used to post shit up here all time? And remember when yesterday you thought, "Where is that delightful KingBastard?" I'll tell you where he is... on his own goddamned web-site, ya filthy animal! Go www.marksbeefs.com and read my stuff. I broke the surly chains of Diaryland and am kicking the internets ass. Enjoy my shit!
from bluecharis :
Brr, I just took a look at that Keeper website and I must say, I find the idea of it rather disgusting... Think of all the mess you're going to produce when you try to empty it... Imagine it falling into the toilet bowl... You'll look like a murderer coming out of the toilet with blood-stained health and I don't want to know what bacteria will start to live on that thing, when you decide to "re-insert" it after "emptying" it... No, I think, I'll stick to my tampons... that's a pure, fun way of getting through the red waves... Oh, and pleeeease keep me posted about your experiences with "that thing" and GOOD LUCK! ;-)) Love, Charis ;-) PS: Don't take this note too seriously... :-)))
from apocalipx :
play these mind games: Doesnt somehow give a flying fook any more. We need a representat!ve to send us some jokes, in order to tolearate the harassment. Enterta!n the link above to entertain the link specified here. Thank you.
from weeme :
o sometimes, you know, you are just fabulous.
from waltzingme :
Aloha addieplum. You found me at waltzingme and I added you from my numero uno diary, molu4. So don't get scared by that. I've been checking in here and enjoying myself. Cheers.
from gardenflower :
Alaska is gorgeous, Log is a strapping young fellow and you are very photogenic. And you don't smell bad.
from peth :
stalking you is so easy for me.
from abhorgod :
Portishead is some kick ass music. Random statement or subtle sp hint - or both. Linkin Park is the number 1 fav. band of Diaryland users. Linkin Park is not a band - its a boy band - constructed around rock music by producers. Not that im bitter. Peth you are as obsessed as i am, lets combine talent and stalk together. jk . kind of
from peth :
phooey. i ne'er got me a chai cookie. may i have the recipe?
from btchelicious :
Addie, I've been meaning to ask you, do you still have the bag of pins from scan? If so, I would like to snatch up the oompa loompa for blandman. Can we arrange a meeting?
from peth :
are there any cookies left?
from sooner :
Oh, Addie. You know I saved you some of the cock. I'm very thoughtful.
from elateddream :
I love cookies.
from goovie :
i want the same thing for christmas. i hope you get it, too. oh, and there's nothing like the muppets to lift the spirits. especially when it's christmas muppets!
from peth :
I am the only girl left who does not knit.
from vyv-xx :
Yeah. I shit-knit. I can only make scarves and other such pre-schoolish projects. But it's fun to knit while waiting for the hamster in my modem to wake up.
from addieplum :
tagboards are so down again.
from peth :
the tagboards are so back!
from peth :
the tagboards bite my ass
from sooner :
onward!
from sooner :
did you know your next entry will be number 500?
from un-bad :
I like squid as long as I can't tell it is squid. Once I noticed a tentacle it's all over and done with.
from guttersnipe :
well, thanks for leaving a comment... but was that supposed to be good, bad or have no meaning?
from kingbastard :
"Call me Pappy. C'mon, let's shag ass." Thats from The Royal Tenenbaums. Go see Rushmore and Bottle Rocket right now. They're Wes Andersons previous movies.
from kingbastard :
Thanks for the note. I totally understand. Here's one: Kirk jumps on onion to relate speaker sauce. Now we both have weird notes. Keep it real...aight?
from nastenka :
Really? If you insist. Have never been to Jersey. And lack the dietary non-restriction to consume squid, however smothered.
from pirate-ships :
it's like a general cure-all for any stress-related anything. i tried some today and it really does work, but i think it tastes like watered-down whiskey with flowers dipped in it.
from goovie :
hey, thanks for listing me as a favorite! you have *lovely* taste in music. i'm going off to read your diary now. :)
from guavagrrrl :
hello
from twolumps :
awwww, buck up little camper
from salmondriver :
i hate pigeons, i hate pigeons! they are flourescent.
from peth :
"When we have all sheared our jolly, jolly sheep, What joy can be greater than to talk of their increase."
from pooz :
Ahoy Addieplum! Did you know that September 19th is National Talk Like A Pirate Day? I kid you not. Arrrrgggghhhh. Pooz
from gaystories :
*Spread the word* Wesley's Gay Tales is back yet under new "Management" Actually new name and new look... Http://GayStories.DiaryLand.Com <p>Graphic in nature so beware before you read</p>
from bluefunk :
ahddieploom, i wood most enjoy a change in scenery. these mehdiocre surroundings...how do you say?...ah yes...cramp my style...ah...belize...it calls to me... -yours, lorenzo l.
from sooner :
He was the GOOD twin, just so we're clear. I'm the EVIL one.
from gardenflower :
Yes, addieplum, puppies and kittens. Oh...and ponies. With a dad or two thrown in.
from pyrite :
i am a pirate. i am an elitist. but i am not, nor have i ever been, a pirate-elitist.
from peth :
addie, read pyrite's diary now. -licious.
from mountainboy :
Addieplum, I miss your sweet ass and all that good talkin.
from btchelicious :
we have to organize a CLD diaryland get together soon. Very soon.
from sooner :
If you had to guess, would you guess that Theresa missed me? What would your guess on that be?
from gardenflower :
Just don't stick the straws in the hole where the tooth used to be. Earlobes only. Glad you're better!
from mountainboy :
OOOh tooth free. But I hope you don't look like Mark E. Smith. That would be sad and upsetting.
from mountainboy :
Oh addie, you're day sounds just perfect. Surprisingly I got the same kind of cozy feeling from my dream I had last night about the horrifying supermarket in the ghetto of living dead. It was a truely terrifying dream, but somehow it comforted me. However, when I woke up I realized that it was sunny. What a pitty.
from jennielou :
hey there glass plum, alaska or bust. the glass eggplant almost got busted last night, but i think you are luckier than your average glass eggplant. and since it didn't break, it's a good omen. -jennie
from mountainboy :
Oh Addie darling! I hope everything goes swimmingly. I don't know what that last entry means, but I'm sending extra SUPER good energy and love your way in the hopes that you may bask in the loveliness of contentment All my love Mountainboy
from pirate-ships :
ooh! fudge!
from mountainboy :
If you actually made me a scarf, I would serenade you naked, or just do various slave like things for you. You think I'm joking. You just see what happens upon delivery of that scarf Ms. Plum.
from nudeplatypus :
There is nothing better than hot Friday night library action.
from bevin :
Yes, you get a prize as well for tact. But the hickey is for noticing, you understand. Woo!
from nekono :
but WHERE is this yogaing? Though it would be fun to have an escort, I think its best I turn myself in half while no one is watching.
from peth :
take the Neko yogaing, take her yogaing!
from xservantx :
um hi. yeah I know, but hi. yup, hi. wussup? yeah hi.
from nekono :
happy birthday pasta thrower! Where is it you take these yoga classes, and why am I not doing it too!
from pirate-ships :
really officer, they pushed me into the men's toilet stall! and i wasn't wearing any pants to start with
from twolumps :
but if you're in camden can you be so sure that they are really puddles and mudpies?
from peth :
I heard me a mighty crack last night. I was cutting in the alabaster trim. I kept my hand steady on the woodwork some how.
from guavagrrrl :
are you british? cause british people spell grey with an e too. i think grey sounds more grey-ish when spelled with an e. less evil and more domestic when spelled with an a.
from twolumps :
you changed your pita, but you failed to change your jimmy eat world address. they moved their site. wicked monkies.
from nekono :
He wont give me the chance to say hi, let alone cheese cheese cheese. I think he is too busy being a rocker rock star to speak.
from peth :
William Steig? Have you read DOMINIC? DOMINIC you must read. Wittgenstein? You must ask the new crunchy girl about him, I know nothing.
from sooner :
DON'T TELL YET!
from bevin :
what time for the likker in the liberry?
from btchelicious :
With regard to jobs: You should do what is right for addie. What do you want from a job? Money? Fulfillment? Whatever it is, take the job that would be the best for you.
from nudeplatypus :
I just wrote you a long note in response to my guestbook entry about most beautiful boy...but it disappeared.
from peth :
do you think there's enough room in an Audi TT coupe to mack it up with two chicks at once, if you are a short, dweeby guy in a bumble bee tee shirt?
from peth :
I wish i had seen the massage foot ladies nethers.
from btchelicious :
Welcome back addie. Would you like to go miniature golfing with us?
from btchelicious :
The water in Alaska is not clear because of the silt that gets in it from the glaciers. As the glaciers move they take debris with them and grind them up into little itty bitty bits called silt and when the glaciers get to the water, they deposit the silt in the water. This makes the water really murky and makes is risky to use your own camera while white water rafting or kayaking.
from peth :
oh, don't listen to him, he has wood shavings in his head.
from blandman :
Sorry that I couldn't attend your last bon voyage party. Look, if you get depressed...remember... when you return, you are going to get the most wicked depression after your brain realizes that you are back in Jersey. Jersey depression is worse than homesickness.
from peth :
Oh, Addie, we will all miss you lots and lots and lots.
from btchelicious :
Thank you for the pics. But I was so hoping to see the one where I licked sooner.
from polkadancer :
so what is the deal with the car?
from btchelicious :
Where are the party pics?
from peth :
The tummy ache is just a reaction from all the drugs, dude.
from btchelicious :
You are almost gone.
from peth :
I feel guilty about kicking yer asses out at 2:30. But Toast told me to. I hope you partied more elsewhere if you could.
from sooner :
Oh, Plum. Did I pose with Fred? I can't remember. The rootbeer went to my head, I guess.
from nudeplatypus :
Oh dear Addie, you are so correct. I miss Newboy so. Without him, there is no one to regale me with stories of frat days and pugs. It is all so very sad.
from manchichi :
well you know now so stop being so cheeky! tsk, tsk!
from manchichi :
my notes to lumpy did too make sense you naughty girl.
from manchichi :
"are you wearing cologne?"
from peth :
That is so disgusting, I can hardly stand it.
from btchelicious :
Tell us, dear addie, which part of Alaska you will be residing in and what you will do for 4 months.
from btchelicious :
That looks like a marmot.
from heartshaped :
why thank you. i am flattered. xo.
from peth :
somebody needs to get a digital camera soon.
from twolumps :
none updating rapscalions!!!!!!!!!
from nudeplatypus :
I'm pretty sure it was a koala. But I was in my car. With my windows rolled up. So, I couldn't hear if he said anything to me. I love Camden.
from btchelicious :
A friend of mine used to work with Manning. Blandman almost took a job where Manning works. Manning gave me an autographed copy of a Jerkbox & Punk'nhead comic. I ate Mexican food with Manning and his ex-girlfriend once. He ex was a complete bring-down. Other then that I only know Manning through the journal.
from peth :
you, me and neko at the crystal, wednesday. mark it.
from peth :
merci pour le beau film.
from heartshaped :
oh that is wonderful. smiles are good. xo + cheers.
from peth :
YOU are THE BEST!!!!
from peth :
Are you and me working together tomorrow? Are we going to Gay Bingo?
from peth :
There was a young lady in blue, Who said, 'Is it you, Is it you?' When they said, 'Yes, it is,' -- She replied only, 'Whizz!' That ungracious young lady in blue.
from polkadancer :
what is all this about escaping????? what about gay bingo????
from twolumps :
www.nwa.com $534.19 roundtrip
from heartshaped :
don't be sad. (there's a million things to be, you know that there are.) <3<3
from peth :
Not for me, baby. You are my good luck charm.
from twolumps :
a note for you.
from peth :
Saturday. 1 pm. Muscle and Fitness has just entered the library.
from peth :
Tipperarious. do you want me to drive you past my dream house? we need to party. have fun tonight.
from manchichi :
i didn't remember leaving you a note. i didn't know what i was right about. but i remembered. what? oh yes.
from twolumps :
one time years ago john denver was hanging out in the bar(where else) in mccarthy. the good citizens took it upon themselves to scare the snot out of old john so they staged a shooting in the bar for his benefit. word is that he didn't think it was funny.
from manchichi :
people always think i am a good christian girl also. it must be our sparkling eyes and vast knowledge of what not to say in front of church folk.
from sooner :
It's true about John Denver. It's true!
from twolumps :
i kept asking after the sasquatch, but no one seemed to want to talk about it. i think they were all just denying the very thing that makes them famous. which is ok because i figure no self-respecting person from nj would claim bon jovi as one of their own. i might add that the people of west lafeyette are not very willing to claim axl rose either.
from heartshaped :
blushing is good sometimes.
from peth :
i am so hungry right now, it is not the least but funny.
from xservantx :
sundays aren't so bad there is always that dj who thinks he is witty and plays sunday bloody sunday an dthat makes it all worth it. all worth it. all worth it. all worht it. all worthj9iweajsauhuyasySYsugfu arrrggghhhhhh get call and response, they make my insides warm and tingly
from heartshaped :
i adore you.
from heartshaped :
oh my. that is the best story i.ve ever heard. rock.
from heartshaped :
..of cigarettes and magazines.. and each town looks the same to me-- the movies and the factories.. and every strangers face i see reminds me that i long to be homeward bound.. how beautiful are those two? <3
from peth :
ew! who is this gross patron??? is it Muscle and Fitness?
from heartshaped :
simon + garfunkel -- homeward bound!! :)
from sooner :
how's your head?
from nudeplatypus :
Azrael. Beautiful. Thank you.
from peth :
why won't kenny show me his whisk!
from peth :
BAH! Frankly Mr. Shankly!
from xservantx :
um, if by don't work you mean work completely. the only shady ones are the rings one and the one below that, cause i dunno what they are. all others are a ok, so there
from bevin :
"Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul I want to leave, you will not miss me I want to go down in musical history Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck I've got the 21st century breathing down my neck I must move fast, you understand me I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr. Shankly Fame, Fame, fatal Fame It can play hideous tricks on the brain But still I'd rather be Famous Than righteous or holy, any day Any day, any day But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill I want to live and I want to Love I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held It pays my way and it corrodes my soul Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly Frankly, Mr. Shankly, since you ask You are a flatulent pain in the arse I do not mean to be so rude Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Shankly Oh, give us your money !"--The Smiths
from twolumps :
"argh, i think me links are busted." "oh, me lucky charms."
from k-boy :
very creepy....
from k-boy :
oh, i'll show you my whisk..
from btchelicious :
What kind of person in today's society doesn't have email?? She's lying.
from peth :
Oh, Royal Tenenbaum! Well, at least the snippet had nice green text. It matches your pretty page, you rapscallion.
from btchelicious :
I don't understand why you are meeting in person for planning this shower. When I was planning my best friend's shower, I communicated to all the other bridesmaids via email. Made more sense to me and much easier.
from btchelicious :
Oh, dearest addie, there is so much I could tell you about weddings and being in them. The MOH has the primary resposiblity to plan the shower, but the rest of the bridesmaids are supposed to participate in the planning and/or the paying. So much I could tell you.
from peth :
Don't even get me started on weddings.....
from btchelicious :
Another picture of Phallus impudicus:
from btchelicious :
Did you know that there is a mushroom called "Phallus Impudicus"? It is also called "Stinkhorn"!
It looks like this:
from twolumps :
getting arrested. yes. i'm just waiting for the f.b.i., a.t.f. and everyone else to show up at my trailer. i turned in my paperwork today for my concealed carry permit. i just hope there's nothing i've done wrong that i am unaware of. i'd hate to have to entertain the aforementioned agencies.
from peth :
check out andrew's updates on the opening page-he explains, or rather just apologises for the update confusion...and I don't care what anyone says, NICO is FANTASTIC.
from manchichi :
i'll give you crotchety!!!!
from twolumps :
i desire a pappy cap. one with a small world deal on it.
from xservantx :
I can't type well
from xservantx :
nice is nothing. nico is the simply vevlvet undergound but with an annoying model singing. sorry I am a lou reed loyalist not that the stuff with nico is bad, it is still the velvet but dang it, who was she to try to take lou reeds place I mean why did andy like her, wasn't andy warhol gay? so whyd di he get a hot model to ruin the vevlvet for everyone? that being said, the royal sounbdtrack is quite nice. yay
from peth :
you didn't update, but I had to come and look at your hot-ass diary once more. You haven't been speaking? Speak to me!
from twolumps :
i think you are right about my links. they do look shoddy. but what to do with them? perhaps perform hideous acts of torture upon them? make them squeal like a pig? pour hot metal into their ears? or put them in a bag with an angry rat ala chuck norris in one of his vietnam pow movies? yes i like this option the best.
from twolumps :
well then. i've got nothin. i tried to update my diary, but it was evil to me. so i shall just leave you a note instead. just sittin at work doing a whole lot of nothing. was late to work today on account of handgun testing. i got to shoot mad amounts of guns for free. plus it was snowing. what an excellent day.
from k-boy :
thanks for the hot date tonight.. ;)
from girlgenie :
you rock harder! <3
from twolumps :
well it is my quote, but it is a quote to no one at this point. i've not spoken to her in some time and i fear that since i am forever joking around and saying that that is what i'll say to her that when i actually see her it's all i'll be able to think to say.
from invisibleink :
it's ok. that note put me through five stages of confusion: huh, what is this? and then, who is this? and huh, i don't get it? and, is that a penis? and finally, wait that doesn't look like porn. that dick isn't even hard. and it looks like a diagram. but yeah, thanks. i think?
from peth :
Yes. It is true. Except for the lack of yucky nasal jewelry, he looks just like you....i believe it.
from manchichi :
are you completly out of your gord???
from peth :
Oh. yeah. Found Magazine.
from peth :
Found Magazine
from manchichi :
egads man! the nipples!!!
from manchichi :
shit it didn't! what am i doing wrong??
from blandman :
Hey, I forgot to say I like your butt. Did you pose on the balloon for me or are you a real looner?
from btchelicious :
from twolumps :
could someone please make the rents wise in the ways of im. one of them was on and ignored me. i think that this is because they are unwise in the ways. thank you. word.
from manchichi :
somebody gots to teach me how to leave pics as notes. i feel left out.
from k-boy :
and don't we think were special with our pictures of boys with very round buttocks!
from manchichi :
whut up wit everybody else getting a pic, eh?? notes are sometimes delicious, sometimes sour, like japanese food.
from xservantx :
I greatly appreciate the picture of the midgets with mullets my blog clames to involve midgets it is unfourtanetly a mistruth
from twolumps :
thank you for the delicious soft pretzels. they were oh so warm, just like the scary italian guy at center city soft pretzel company makes.
from twolumps :
notes for all! huzzah!
from peth :
There is a note in the library log concerning you and mullets.
from invisibleink :
am laughing: will tell said friend his hair is great and his nip sexy. and will make sure to get back to you with his response.
from manchichi :
allright peth. you aren't sassy.
from manchichi :
i think you are terribly confused. i was just stating that some people can do things like that. and she does have car insurance and car payments. how else could she get about? seriously jen no need for all the sassiness.
from sooner :
OMG! You are too nice. I'm obsessed with you too, sweetie, but I'm GAY! *LOL
from manchichi :
i think you can do it. jill c works 2 jobs and goes to camden county. her parents don't give her shit. so that is my message of hope for you.
from sooner :
yes. she really said, "through the pussy hole." Damn you for knowing my secrets.
from peth :
"through the pussy hole." bah!
from sooner :
There's a secret method to unjamming the stapler. You will have to offer me something good to get the secret from me. Something really, really good.
from sooner :
I saw it! It's a marvel! How did you do that? Is it free? I like pictures! I went and I saw it! It's true! I don't have a brick.
from peth :
yay, pictures! yay brick! K-boy and I took a walk after you dropped us off. A little more night air was just what I needed.
from sooner :
ouch.
from xservantx :
hey I altered my jaun so as to be mor einclusive to yourself. wuzap now, word. wait what? oh well. hey so what is up with the lack of matty picture.
from peth :
matty is downright luminous.
from peth :
Bill Campbell, the kid who was in love with Tanya? My rival! He tried to chat her up at a Luscious Jackson concert.
from peth :
i second the motion!
from twolumps :
here here! let's here it for severing old ties. soon i shall burn all my old letters from the ex. i'm not bitter, it's just about severing ties. speaking of severing ties. i saw the student teacher today who is looking very pregnant, the doing of the meathead i suppose. those ties are severed as well. got nothing to say. i hereby move for the abolition of all stupid girls!
from blandman :
Why WASN'T it btch and blandie! Damn it. We can do it. Really we can. Let's all try again. We weren't ready. I'm sure da btch and I can do it....
from peth :
Btchy and Blandman have never propositioned me.
from btchelicious :
Just for clarification purposes, the couple in question is not blandman and me. Or is it?
from peth :
whoah, do i know this couple? i need to know!
from nictate :
thanks for the 2001 movie list props, addieplum! can you believe i still haven't seen "harold and maude"? don't worry, i'll get on that. bye for now, nictate
from twolumps :
actually it was a whooperwill that flew up from the side of the road as we were leaving that weird trailer park that granpop was living in. by the way want to work at princess hotel? it opens this summer just nine miles from here. it's called the copper river wilderness lodge even though it sits right off the highway next to the klutina river. hmmm.....
from peth :
Hey, you hit 200 entries! Hooooorah! We shall celebrate this tonight.
from peth :
I don't want to know about any dead Crows...I had a dream that Pam's duaghter (in the dream of grade-school age) was cussing me out, and I think I to a swipe at her. i like lighters.
from sooner :
swoosh, swoosh. Swoosh, swoosh. Swoosh, swoosh. If I ever meet your mom, I surely will say only, "Swoosh swoosh" to her.
from peth :
and just how did he break the french fries?
from sooner :
Good luck on the interview.
from invisibleink :
thank ye kindly cap'n
from manchichi :
you will get up early enough or i shall do a dance on your whiskey soaked grave. well after the murder of course.
from peth :
Addie, just come after work? we'll still be there, surely.
from sooner :
Yes! Mexican food! we're thinking 830, but will hang out having margaritas til close. Please, please come!
from peth :
if you move to alaska i will be sad.
from btchelicious :
Sousaphones rock!
from sooner :
the theme to Monty Python is the Liberty Bell March by Johbn Phillip Sousa.
from blandman :
HEY, I just built a pork sandwich! I couldn't put my catsup under my lettuce. I couldn't put my cheese on top of my tomato. BUT I could make a sandwich with Bacon, Pepperoni, Ham and Baloney. Personally, I'm going to avoid eating pork in a sandwich--too many rules.
from blandman :
Hey, I like the pork4kids site. I liked just dragging the little piggy around. If it was really that simple... The home page is kind of dizzy. Swelling circles and things. I imagined that was my intestines digesting pork. I couldn't play any of the pork games. My modem is too slow. Their Java applets were too... porky.
from peth :
I started a new ring, but I thought you might like to co-own it....so, maybe we can work on the HTML for it and stuff....Harold and Maude!
from k-boy :
I'm sorry miss addieplum. I've been busy selling my body on the streets for money.. you know how it is. I promise to add new entries in the new year, even if it means writing about waking up, eating breakfast, taking a dump and buying a teardrop explodes cd with extra tracks!!
from peth :
you do, sweet frodo.
from peth :
oh, that cursor magic happens with me too, only I'm on my MAC's explorer, so go figure. by the way, i still have your money, what'll you do for me to get it, huh?
from blandman :
Dear addieplum with the really cool looking diary:
I thought you should know that when I'm viewing your diary with Netscape 6.1 (W2K), my mouse cursor becomes a double headed arrow angled at 45 degrees (very weird). When I leave your diary and go back to other diaries, my mouse returns to normal. I've tried this many times. This doesn't happen with my MS IE browser. There are many possible causes and solutions. It could be me. It could be you. Either way, lets blame Mr Gates.
P.S. I hope you feel better.
from manchichi :
you know virgil must be going through the same holiday related stress as you fair queen. don't worry it will all come out in the wash.
from peth :
There is an old perfume called fracas. I know this because I love that word, too.
from sooner :
I cannot be trusted
from sooner :
I cannot be trusted
from sooner :
I cannot be trusted
from manchichi :
smoking?!!!!!
from sooner :
it will work for you too
from sooner :
well, a grand jury is a prosecutorial procedure in which the prosecution will tell you about the case and if you agree that the gvt has enough evidence to go forward, the jury indites the defendant. You don't actually send anyone to jail, but you can set people free. It is nothing to fear. It may even be fun.
from btchelicious :
I wish I could be a member of the whiskey pourers.
from shutupmom :
harold and maude inspires me every time too. so beautiful.
from blandman :
I like your "so bored" entry. I like the Haiku-like emptiness. Nice
from peth :
If you go to gay bingo and you see Meg, tell her I said hi!
from peth :
at least your drool would not be full of baccy juices....
from peth :
botticelli? hm?
from blandman :
Addieplum, I must let you in on the truth: When I get totally sloshed-drunk on Rose wine and Taco Bell taco's, and I have to go to Canals to get me another fifth of Gin to help me get to sleep, the sight of a septum piercing will ruin my drinking enjoyment for the rest of the night. A connoisseur of fine drink and food can be sensitive to this sort of thing. Try to be sensitive to your customer's needs.
from peth :
Woo, hey, if you need a ride to Whitewash's little shindig, you can ride with me baby.
from btchelicious :
So, are you going to give us your take on the party in your diary?
from blandman :
I don't even know O but I'm sorry about O's nose. Sometimes they fix them correctly. I knew someone with a broken nose who became a world famous model and actor (Jake from the movie Sixteen Candles).
Also, you diary has excellent look and feel. Both dark and warm. I give you a 99 out of 100.
from peth :
your diary looks beautiful! i like the ahoy........
from manchichi :
have you become a gold member?
from btchelicious :
Oh, I misplace days all the time. Fuggetaboutit.
from peth :
chzza linked to this diary-oneblackbird, and she is a fru-head, and smart, and her diary is pretty, and i love black birds, so read this.
from k-boy :
stooooooop..... teasing me!!
from peth :
When K-boy says, "imagine", he means, in his personal experience, his pump is rather cumbersome.....
from k-boy :
poor penis-less addie... I hear they can attach them onto people who so desire to have one. The only problem is that you have to carry a little pump around with you so you can blow it up when necessary! I imagine that would be quite cumbersome...
from twolumps :
two weeks!
from sooner :
link. lovely link. squirrel "weeeeeeeeeee" gonads link.
from sooner :
What? What link? What? What? What do you want me to see? What?
from peth :
no, fucker, no! do not give up the O, of reddish beard and dimples, two! Of sparkley eyes, the sweetest blue! mon dieu.
from sooner :
yeah. fucker. solidarity my sister. fucker. yeah. I hear your pain. fucker.
from grouse :
Thanks, but I may have more of a bond with you...I also drink decaf. And *hate* snowmachines, and any sort of work that requires their use.
from peth :
shexy! you make me wish I had come out and watched all the drunken debauchery. i like the clean new look. i am tempted to follow....
from manchichi :
oh dear jen how baron...
from alexsdaisy :
please don't go to work--they are much too unfair, inconsiderate and downright unamerican!
from sooner :
Don't be sad. It's just a liquor store. They could get along just fine if you mysteriously didn't show up thereby facilitating your plans. Don't be sad.
from pleasureable :
you love notes? okay, so since I'm sending one, do you love me too?! :)
from sooner :
You will need to schedule any Flowbee appointments directly with Tom. It will be his deal. I will provide the vacume and the attachment hose, but not the Flowbee expertise. Tom can be reached at whitewash@diaryland.com for all your hair cutting needs.
from sooner :
Vile indeed. I mentioned this to Tom, who continued to cheat at Scrabble anyway.
from peth :
i am wishing you the good luck for the job interview ski package.
from sooner :
My Plum, You are a genius. Please, though, only one problem. I don't have spikey thing mallet as you described. Where can I avail myself? Do you know any metal smiths who can make it custom?
from peth :
I wish I worked nights with you at the Library. fiddlesticks. fondue!
from peth :
the new look is delicious! the new guiness draft is a success! the fondue, she is meltin; soon, my plum!
from sooner :
You are the master of diary redefinition. I wish I had your wisdom. How ever will I be able to add a scroll? It is a mystery and I'm not gonna figure it out without some scooby snacks. Green on green! What ever will they think of next.
from manchichi :
how did you do it? the pita is sooo festive! it makes me crave pie.
from manchichi :
on the david letterman show regis was answering mail from viewers and a man named dennis asked if he was a geek and regis said all dennises are geeks. i don't know why. he just did. which is funny thats all.
from twolumps :
i will come and visit you if i can.
from peth :
Yezzzz, as in Lori! i was told not to tell anyone, and then I forgot to tell everyone!
from sooner :
Is ale considered booze? I suppose if one looks at it properly Listerine could be booze depending on the quantity of consumption. Thoughts?
from bevin :
shiver me timbers! thar be a cool piercing! will the liberrians make ye swab the plank for getting pierced? yar!
from peth :
there is already a diner ring...it is called diner-love....should we still start our own??????argh.
from peth :
swish!
from alexsdaisy :
so sorry about the pic. i have one of a hairdo that should be long forgotten, but now exists as governmental proof of bad hair days.
from manchichi :
i just realized i spelled mysterious wrong. my bad
from manchichi :
i just realized i spelled mysterious wrong. my bad
from manchichi :
ok so who is the misterious bass man. please don't tell me it's george.
from sooner :
Beautiful. Wretched and beautiful.
from sooner :
yard sale! Did you save me any treasures to buy?
from peth :
i've seen the harried law students itchin and scratchin all over the federal reporters.... it's all true. i think, also, that you would be the merriest maid of all.
from breathless- :
Hey! Wow, your layout is awesome, and you can write...yay! :) Anyways, check out my diary and if you get a chance...drop me a note! I'd appreciate it! Keep it up :)
from sooner :
a toast to a great 100. And here's to 100 more! Huzah!
from peth :
congratulationals on you 100th entry~delights!
from sooner :
Do you realize that your next entry will be your 100th? Are you planning a very special entry? Like they used to have very special episodes of Blossom. "If you're a parent, you can't miss this very special entry in Addieplum's diary. Check local listings. Or are you just gonna put any old crap up? Either is a valid choice. I'm not judging.
from sooner :
Do you have any gum?
from peth :
yeah, if Brian keeps leaving you notes here, your notes page could get really long...it will be interesting to see...
from sooner :
What happens when your notes page gets really long? Does it give you new pages like the guestbook?
from sooner :
call us at the library today! Re: fixing diary.
from sooner :
I am NOT a punk. You will refer to me as Pansy or you will not refer to me.
from addieplum :
listen up punks! I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS DIARY PROBLEM! if you know how, then tell me, otherwise quit the griping!
from peth :
brian is whining at me right now about this html debacle...please fix this soon, or I will be forced to knock him out by beaning him with a heavy blunt object. HAYRIDE!
from sooner :
Since I can't read your diary, please leave more notes here. That way I can catch up with what's goin on. The experience of reading your diary, for me, is primarily looking at these notes and they're just not updated as often as your diary.
from sooner :
fix your diary! I am at school and cannot see it! I only have Netscape! Your diary says, "FIX ME! I WANT TO BE SHARED!"
from sooner :
I will not be inserting html tags to screw up your page. I will not. I will not. I will not. Well, ok, just one but it didn't mess up the page because I am charitible and gracious and scaliwagy.
from peth :
YES, the RULL ring is Ready! just go to Diaryrings Directory on the side frame, click it, click the R in the alpha. and go to RULL...then clickie join, and then Brian will put you on the list, and then everything will be right with the world....
from peth :
I would like to publicly apologize for screwing up this notes page by inserting a bit of html code in it...but now I know, and want the world to know, HTML works inside note boxes! Good to know.
from peth :
thank you. I liked 'invasive' too...yes, notes rock, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. boys in beards, I'm a beard. what can you do.
from sandandwater :
Hiyas:) Thanks for listing me as a fave!
from peth :
I must admit I'm green with envy, too...
from alexsdaisy :
Mmmm. Mr. Greenjeans. Oh why oh why didn't I find myself a pleasure-full... as well?
from peth :
how's the new green friend? my car smelled like pizza this morning. let's rock boyless soon!

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