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from childbride86 :
loved your diary - thought I'd add you so I could have more fun later! Hope you don't mind :\
from schpicky :
I hate you. And now, I hate corn as well. Fare-thee-well, muthuh fuckah.
from juliemchle81 :
I'll miss your witty humor, and i echo Megan's sentiments, you better stop in peoria before you head out east. We should all do some karoke at the Elbo room. And I promise to exploit the picture's I have of you in a tuxedo thong as you stripped to thriller if you ever become even remotely famous! C-ya!
from giglesalot24 :
t believe i have known you since 1997 .. i miss just sitting around and laughing with you ... now my life is changing diapers and running to catch a kid before he falls off the sink. i love you and wish only the best for you ... i wish we stayed in touch more. you better see me before you leave and i want your number when you move. megs
from emmers4257 :
and.... ENTER <lj-user="alliemyhero">
from ldybug1113 :
oh hobin...you are so hot right now that if i wasn't married and almost 8mos pregnant- i'd so do you on a bathroom counter somewhere...yeah, you're probably right. that wouldn't happen, but it made you smile for a second, right? hehe. kisses love- you'll always hold a place in my heart...or at least on my aim list. ;)
from giglesalot24 :
oh honey i'm sorry .. but everything will work out .. at least you still have a penis .. ok that was supposed to cheer you up and if it didn't then i owe your a shot when you come home ... luv ya dear
from juliemchle81 :
Dickboy, can you retake the class?
from luxlust :
That kicks ass! Augustene and soup are on my top five favs right now!
from emmers4257 :
Why is it that you actually GET good soup when you want it?! Stop reading my mynd.
from ambrosia-15 :
So you mean to tell me that my persona will be built by you in a book? I don't know that I like this. Actually I'm quite terrified of what you would make me.
from giglesalot24 :
i'm happy for you hobin ... not to happy with you moving to new york .. thats so far away and well you will get shanked. but i hope for the best for you ... you know i always will meggie
from emmers4257 :
Like those scary-pants? Yeah.... yeah. Let's go to drunken fish sometime soon.. .I'm in a sushi kind of mood!
from giglesalot24 :
=(
from juliemchle81 :
I was with you whe you found out that Princess Di had died. My dad told picked us up from Landmark.
from emmers4257 :
awww.. my best kiss was in the rain too. But it's tainted, and I hate the fucker now. Also, I think I know who Linda Huff is... and yeah, she's a bit terrifying. But murder isn't the answer, Hobinski.. it's just not the answer.
from ripple36 :
It was a fun day. It also amuses me that you spelled "Blagojevich" right, but not "Rod."
from emmers4257 :
If I have my surgery this week, and I'm up to it: yes, I will be there and I will try and bring Jazzy Danzigwhore. If I don't... um.. I may be there hopped up on painkillaz... or not. I'll do my best, darlin'
from giglesalot24 :
thank you darling ... i hope it has a vagina but the stick is ok too. i'm just happy
from emmers4257 :
Panacea is my word.
from ihatenumbers :
me and ummm(m?)-kitties are in the same boat. i have this dland account to keep up with the crazy bitches of MHS Speech and Debate and that includes you. whenever i'm metaphorically blue, i read your "blankets" entry, and it makes me happy. i hope this stupid little note encourages you to keep writing. --meghan
from tessdurby :
Andy, I've been reading your diary for awhile and you (almost) always make me laugh. As a born and raised Idahoan, your comments about Boise were especially funny...I've never heard anyone say we were exotic.
from ummm-kitties :
Andy, that was the best love story I've ever heard. This is why I still have a DLand account, so I can leave you notes like this. Cuz it would just sound stupid in the kitchen or written on a white board....Or if I told you while jumping on your bed at 2 am.
from carebear715 :
Sigh. I love that story. You tell it so beautifully.
from ripple36 :
Andy-- That was awfully long. --Ripple
from giglesalot24 :
well as long as i stand on top of my head its all going to work aout fine .. thank you darling .. and i wsn't near the computer to say happy birthday last friday but happy belated =)
from ldybug1113 :
that's so...out of the ordinary. isn't it? i remember her as being sweet, cool and popular. wonder what made her go that far. first thing i thought was that it was a set up...but i don't know. i still remember what shoes she wore in high school. isn't that weird? and she was far from home- where she was found...at least 15-20 minutes away. it's surreal. many many prayers- definately.
from elliorange :
Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day.
from jazluvdinos :
I appreciate it, Andy. Just knowing you care is important to me. And yes, I did create THE WORST diaryland name in the history of diaryland names.
from a-medley :
Just a gentle reminder that I'm STILL not on your favorites list. Don't forget, I know where you live. And I enjoy making absolutely empty threats.
from emmers4257 :
thank you soooo much for coming to my concert! I know it was better on Saturday, but I was grateful nonetheless. You're a darling, hobinski:)
from icedancegr8 :
Shit son...we round to the nearest dollar in my restaurant. You sound like you have a good manager though...I would have mentioned somehting about where he could shove his 2 cents and then told him to fuck the fuck off...that's for damn sure.
from februarykiss :
if Somber Carolina does make it big, i get at least 5% since 5% of the dialogue is Adelaide Original. :oD
from emmers4257 :
blahblahblah remember that time I called you to double-check that your crazy self would be at my concert on Friday night? And remember when you said you would be? Remember you agreeing to pay $5 to hear me sing? Ooh.. and boo on those spanish peoplez stealing your floor-feet. I'll corpsasize 'em for you, if you need me to. KISSES, ANDY!
from hannahlore :
Congratz on being published. I only get the post so i didn't see, but i saw the link to it on your site. *hands you a formatted disk as a prize* -_Starr
from giglesalot24 :
=)i waxed your ass
from emmers4257 :
You're coming to my concert next weekend. Graham Chapel (that's on WashU's campus). the 25-26 of February. Doors open at 7, show starts at 7:30. I have a solo. If you don't come, I'm going to tell Jazzy embarassing things about you that may or may not be true. SO THERE.
from facepunch :
im glad i almost made you shit your pants because the story about you pooping on stage rules. stuff a cork in there, andrew!
from ldybug1113 :
hobin, you sure do shit yourself a lot...next time i'm near you remind me not to breathe ;)
from ambrosia-15 :
And what about the concert?? NO mention at all. So disappointed.
from luxlust :
Tell her that she is the woman, and until he produces something of value, she owes him nothing. Oh, wait, 13? Hummm..... A pair or her panties? I dont know, i was a slutty kid.
from greenfinch :
oh man. i'm so there. with all of my screen names. because if there's one thing i love, its fucking with minor's minds on the internet.
from juliemchle81 :
Thanks, Dickboy.
from greenfinch :
boobs!
from schpicky :
K. We need to do some separations and bulleting. The information is all there, but maybe too lumped. Good job on it...Can we chat sometime?
from ldybug1113 :
heh, it never fails- you 99.5% of the time manage to get a smile out of me (near/far). scott loves that you're on imdb and commented on the chat section of your area saying that you were a "god among men." now i know ya a little better and wouldn't go THAT far; however, it is pretty damn cool & you get a definate high five from me ;) kisses,love.
from ldybug1113 :
heh, it never fails- you 99.5% of the time manage to get a smile out of me (near/far). scott loves that you're on imdb and commented on the chat section of your area saying that you were a "god among men." now i know ya a little better and wouldn't go THAT far; however, it is pretty damn cool & you get a definate high five from me ;) kisses,love.
from hatfarm :
Dude, that is fucking awesome. IMDB rules.
from elliorange :
Awe. I heart you, Andy.
from hatfarm :
Didn't notice this until I read more of your entry. Are you seriously considering New York? I've been seriously considering it myself. It's a lot cooler place than Chicago and I've gotta get out of Peoria. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
from hatfarm :
Oh my God man. Have you ever listened to Michael Savage? He's completely nuts. Sometimes at work I'll listen to him when there's nothing good on TV and Jesus. I agree/believe him about 5% of the time. I remember him talking about those shirts, I'm kind of interested in reading one of his books simply because he's just so insane. That's pretty much it... I farted.
from luxlust :
It was a complement! You are pathetic in a good way! I see pathetic as a pro, not a con. Your layout is sexy as well.
from luxlust :
I added you to my favs because you seeem just pathetic enough to draw me in.
from luvabeans :
that little divot where neck ends and chest begins is called the "supersternal notch," according to "the english patient," which is a book/movie that might tickle your inner chick even more than "titanic."
from schpicky :
Thanks again, dude. It's been two days, and I'm still thinking about the kind words.
from ldybug1113 :
"whateva, whateva" you'll do what ya want! hehe, i really don't care what you do- i just wish happiness would stay with people longer than it usually does. all the happiness in the world to ya, bud. my intention wasn't to bash...it was more of a "hey, be careful with your heart (and someone elses')." that's all. toodles, kate.
from a-medley :
Andy! I explicitly told you not to mess this up. Okay, that's not what I said, I'm watering it down. But in any case, why can't you follow directions? Don't worry. She's probably charmed anyway.
from schpicky :
I think that's the nicest thing you've said to me. Well...since that lazy afternoon where you told me "Ryan, you smell like a pig soaking in shit. I hate you and all that you stand for. I wish you would just go stink in more shit." Dang yo. Ditto. Ditto.
from ldybug1113 :
hehe, awww! if it's meant to be, then let it be. forcing one into things or onto things only makes for frustration and an occassional chafing. you can do this, bud. you're smart, handsome, resiliant and funny. take a big breath and make the leap- only, this time make it for good...because i know kelly doesn't need to be hurt again. so don't let yourself get stupid with boyness(no offense), and go and make another bruise on that poor girl's heart. k? ;) kisses, kate.
from ambrosia-15 :
You gave me a goal last year to be the first number one to make the list for the following year. YEah! Go me. Wait not even sure how this happened but I just thought I'd point it out. Still hear. Oh and the new Hem cd by the way has not gone long without being played(better than the first).
from ldybug1113 :
oh my! i can't wait until you have offspring. they should be a wonder to watch. miss you! kisses, kAtIe
from elliorange :
You drive me crazy. In a good way, of course! :)
from icedancegr8 :
I'm honored. Thank you. *deeply touched*
from elliorange :
I'd have to have a sip of that cocktail. Hott dawgy! Nonetheless, I continue my interest of you - interesting boy.
from elliorange :
Such an interesting boy. I like. I adore reading "how" you write and the words that you choose. Intelligence is so sexy. What's your major in college? Do you do a lot of public speaking, if any at all? I wanna hear. :)
from ldybug1113 :
hehe, thanks for the congrats. :) we're both still a little shell-shocked, but are edging slowly towards being completely excited (scott's going a little slower than i am, but that's to be expected). it's weird, this whole "growing up" thing- isn't it? i'll let everyone know what the sex is as soon as i know- promise ;) kisskiss!
from icedancegr8 :
Buck up, buttercup! You're fucking graduating!! Awwww....no seriously dude, I miss ya! When is your crazy ass going to be in town? I think I might being going into conservative-propagandist withdrawl. If that's possible...or a thing. No, actually I love living in what my father refers to as "the worlds biggest liberal circle-jerk"...so your crazy ass had better come see how sweet it is! :) Laura P.S. Can I even tell you how proud i am of the job that you are doing with my team this year? I couldn't have asked for better. I knew my faith in you was more than justified. Oh yeah, and if any of those kids give you any more shit, feel free to punch them in the face, and tell them it was from me. Rock on, sucker! :)
from hatfarm :
Are you going to be in town for NYE? Andy and Liz will be having a party at their place and it should be rokken. I'd really like to have you there and vomitting, it wouldn't be new years without it.
from greenfinch :
your candidate won because of moral majority wedge issues, not because he's fiscally responsible or socially-minded. it's ok. only four more years, and the bugger can't stand again. besides, i have obama. obama and i are going to kick it old school. party like it's 1996. with 40s.
from greenfinch :
hmm. creepy. but, technically you can tell everyone you swapped spit. except for all your conservative friends. because, while they enjoy anal with women, they are profoundly homophobic.
from ripple36 :
I really like that there's no space in thisfar. Well done.
from elliorange :
You make me smile. I love it. *love, love, love*
from schpicky :
You have a problem with secularizing? Isn't that why we're in Iraq ole good buddy. Didn't we learn that fundamentalism leads to fascism/terrorism. Extremism. Bad. But congrats on the election. Too bad you won't ever. EVER. hear the end of it. :) Peace be with you. And, incidentally, since you have the legislature now, would you mind passing a bill to shut your piece of the Hobin Pie-Hole? Love, Ryan
from greenfinch :
what? no scathing words for me? i'm almost hurt. and you should be patting yourself on the back for NOT voting for the only black nazi i've ever seen.
from ldybug1113 :
heh. you'd love kid notorious- for some reason, it makes me want you to be animated...that and the little doodle of a boy on your diary does that to me too. ah, i love ya bud.
from elliorange :
I read your note after class. I just stared at it. I thought," Is he being serious? Wait. He could be acting sarcastic. Wait. Maybe I know a different defintion to the word pretentious." So, I whipped out my good ol' dictionary and looked up the word. It meant what I thought it meant. If you're being sincere, thank you. I'd give you a hug. If you were being sarcastic, what the hell... let's still hug. ;)
from greenfinch :
gawd. you are such an old man.
from greenfinch :
dirty
from schpicky :
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/rnr/45905186.html Andy, go here.
from greenfinch :
fair enough. i'm getting a little politicked (cute!) off, too. poor sweet andy. i lashed out at you in anger. and used politics as the weapon. i have more respect for politics than that. and it'll be ok. bill o'reilly will suck your cock and john stewert will suck mine and then we'll both feel better.
from greenfinch :
and oh yeah....OWNED.
from greenfinch :
as for kerry: he solidly cleared up the misconceptions and explained his so-called "waffling." he actually referenced his plans and gave concrete details (something neither candidate has done much of yet). he was direct and clear (for a politician), even saying straight out that he would not increase taxes for anyone under $200k (and explaining specifically how he'd accomplish his goals anyhow). he got bush on his vagueness, his lies, and his rhetoric. and he managed to talk up alliance without sounding like the UN's bitch....also bush stood there gaping. and at times his face turned red as a beet while he struggled to defend himself. i mean, it was absurd, from my perspective. he made a clown of himself. only if you compare him to his last performance did he do well.
from greenfinch :
and when he had the chance to hammer kerry, he missed the opportunity. kerry choked on abortion and stem cells, but bush couldn't pull those issues into victories.
from greenfinch :
environment? sweet creeping christ. i just don't see how bush can claim to be environment-friendly. he never responded to kerry's statistics, all he did were mention his programs that were (if you've looked into them) all "free passes" for corporations! technology was the only thing reasonable he suggested, and he never explained what was supposed to tide us over until that change came about. and kerry called his butt on doublespeak labels.
from greenfinch :
on foreign policy? he (dare i say!) flip-flopped, in the first place. in the second, he was really weak. when asked how he'd increase his popularity with other nations, he just said "well, we've done some unpopular things. but we've got a lot of good people working on that." i mean, that was his answer to half the questions. why did he go for iraq instead of iran/north korea? he just didn't know what to say on that. he just went on about how "it's good saddam's gone." he didn't answer the question (or half the others he was asked). and all he could say about other threats was the usual "we have a team working on that. we're working on that."
from greenfinch :
on healthcare? he asked kerry how he'd pay for it - which kerry answered neatly, i think. bush talked about liability reform, claiming it would drive down healthcare costs across the board (wtf?). he never even touched kerry's repeated accusation that healthcare had gone straight downhill. he couldn't respond, because people have lost healthcare, premiums have gone up, it's bullshit.
from greenfinch :
oh what fucking ever, hobin. i was just trying to be supportive that you had a cool experience and got to meet the president. and like a whiney republican bitch boy you had to go starting shit. bush was of course much better from his first debate. but so was kerry. and bush still floundered, if you ask me. his responses were really, really flat.
from emmers4257 :
Whatever. I hung out with Mo Rocca tonight.. and tomorrow our exec board is doing lunch with him.
from greenfinch :
cool.
from nmmontague :
Had a dream about you last night. Never would have thought you'd turn down a three-way...
from kinky-kitten :
hopefully the crazy sex stories will begin again as soon as...thursday. stay on the lookout for that! :)
from ldybug1113 :
hey, thanks for the giant cock... :) hehe.
from ldybug1113 :
awww, cockblocking. heheh. it meant the world to me to have ya at the wedding sport ;) and thanks for dancing with me, i've got some great pics of that...which will be on my diary soon. i invited a lot of notre-damians, but much to my dismay, none showed. ie: carolyn, all the boettchers, the toohills, and some more. i'm sure they all had good reason, but i still missed their faces. No worries, the Bahamas made up for it. And now I've been married for the past 6 days. whoo. ;) AND got hit on by a drunk Irishman on the cruise who said, "Hey, how ya doin' der fox?!" wow. more to come later. but kisses to ya!
from emmers4257 :
I'm going to a wedding this weekend.... except the bride is pregnant and the boy I'm going with is gay and refers to his brother's wedding as "the ruination of his life". It's going to be FUN FUN FUN!
from ambrosia-15 :
Yay!!!! Its about damn time that album came out. I've been dying to hear it.
from greenfinch :
so YOU will probably hate this. but at least i'm pretty confident you'll know who i'm talking about. yours truly hung out with moises kaufman tonight. (ahem, kinda)
from icedancegr8 :
That's right I was the last one standing! That's 'cause I'm a survivor! :) Oh, Andy, how i miss you and your witty reparte, and funny stories and dreams where I kill everyone in sight. Peace out brotha!
from huffa525 :
"Family Ties", Alex P Keaton was on "Family Ties". "Growing Pains" was Mike Seaver, who I believe didn't give a rat's ass about politics.
from nickel1515 :
pbbbbbbbbbblt...that's all.
from nmmontague :
I saw monkeys doing that on my eighth grade field trip (with my dad, nonetheless). Of course, this was nothing compared to seeing the man in the car next to us on the bus ride TO the zoo attempting to perform the act solo while staring up at our bus. Imagine 70 eighth-graders NOT laughing at mating monkeys. Sobering.
from hatfarm :
Dude, I know the feeling about how you're sure something's gonna go wrong. I just got the CDs today and I'm listening to it going "Alright, where's it fucked up that I didn't notice until now?" It's just the way it goes I guess. In the end I'm sure it'll be fine, but it's terrifying to think about still. There are problems and you notice them but there's nothing you can really do about it.
from greenfinch :
oh right. i should have known better. someone like you wouldn't like cool music on his own.
from greenfinch :
COAL'S STAY IS THE BEST SONG EVER. i listened to that today. i'm pretty much a hardass and it made me feel a little weepy. and i thought i was the only person who listened to that.
from emmers4257 :
sorry I was suckfest2004. Lucky it ate your film. Bah. Movie night asap. laterz.
from greenfinch :
brb...again.
from holcombe :
most amazing bulleted list ever (especially the last two)
from carebear715 :
'Bout goddamn time you got laid. And your writing is crap. You obviously have no appreciation for women.
from emmers4257 :
I completely agree with Chris. Thank you for not being "uno stronzo". you rule. Scratch and sniff sticker of your choosing.
from greenfinch :
andy, i love the way you write about the women in your life. which really means, i think, that i love the way you feel about them. it is so comforting (on a universal level) and cool (in my respect for you level) to hear that you appreciate things that are innately feminine without being an asshole about it. i appreciate that you have an awe and feeling of almost mysticism about women that makes me believe that men are not, as i sometimes suspect, completely self-absorbed and exclusively basic needs oriented. gold star.
from kinky-kitten :
thanks for your IM, andy. :) i'm glad you're enjoying the story of the end of my job in central bumblefuck, PA. i hope that from here i move on to things and people who are better for me and who lack wedding rings. :) and yes, i'm a homewrecker (although that term makes me cringe a little bit), but in the end i think it's OK: his marriage is no worse for the wear, and we (amazingly) weren't caught. and i have paid the price for whatever sinning i've done: falling in love with that man is the most emotionally painful experience i've ever had to deal with. and i suppose i deserve that.
from melsld :
oh yeah and I almost forgot, you owe me a gold star!
from melsld :
you know. . . you should probably not grab the next woman you see and drag her down an aisle because then you might end up stuck with like some fat, 93 year old woman with no teeth and I don't think you would like that one, not one bit, oh well, just a bit of advice from the little genius girl! : )
from greenfinch :
your family makes me laugh forever.
from ummm-kitties :
Andy... Why don't you use my car for a while, so long as it's going to be a while before I get it, and I really don't know when that's going to be... call me or mail me for details, we can disucuss.
from ambrosia-15 :
Silence is golden but speaking's fun too. Hope you enjoy you're break of silence.
from greenfinch :
jay goldberg (and his godless mongrel son) = assholes. carolyn = talented actress. i'm sure you've asked her to be in your little movie before, but maybe you should ask again. you = fucked. me = laughing at your pain in the most empathetic way possible.
from giglesalot24 :
instead of a star can i have a cookie? you need to call me and you also need to come up next weekend ( saturday )... why b/c i have a babysitter and you and i will get our goove on =)
from fangable :
why are these people wasting their time bitching about the film to you? it's your journal, you can write whatever the fuck you want. they didn't have to read the entry.
from ummm-kitties :
Well, Andy, Iīm not nearly as angry as Emily or Ryan. I think you made a lot of good points, and all my fears that you had turned into a big ol partisan fuck were calmed... at least for now. Also, I read back on your first entry on the film, where you never mentioned having seen the flick. And I still resent what you said about liberals, and for that reason I would side with Em or Ryan that you are generally a very unfun person to talk politics with. Donīt make it personal, dude. You didnīt in your last entry, and for that I applaud you. PS-- You write any more about Moore, however, and I may begin to think you have a crush on him. What are you going to do next, pull his hair and insult his mother?
from schpicky :
I love that you've become everything you hate: an outspoken political theorist who is just as blindsighted as Michael Moore. I may like Michael Moore for instigating change. I don't like him for being crazy. Same goes for you. Andy, stop being crazy. You're not instigating change, you're just making people dislike you a bit more. Not because you're defending your views...but because you're THROWING them in people's faces. Again, like your arch-nemesis. You and Michael Moore make good bed-fellows.
from emmers4257 :
I read all of it. But I don't ever want to talk to you about anything poltical again. Because you irk me when we do.... and I don't like that. So gimme my effin' scratch and sniff sticker, and we'll call it a week.
from februarykiss :
after reading that, i realize i need to have a talk with my acedemic advisor. political science should not be my major. it makes me want to vomit.
from creepatron :
I read your whole post, and must say, I was impressed. Christopher Hitchins' article is probably the best and most relevant debunker of Moore half-truths I've come upon; someone with staunch left or right-wing political feelings who refuses to throw themselves on their party's bandwagon is someone who usually deserves a listen (Zell Miller, anyone...?). Keep up the good work! (I doodle Sean Hannity, Rick Santorum is kinda busted)
from ripple36 :
FUCK YOU!!! MOORE FUCKING RULES!!! BITCH!!!
from greenfinch :
wow, good thing i was camping. what a mini-explosion. well, republicans are good at blowing things up. see, that's the kind of good-hearted partisan ribbing i like to see. just a little sting. not full frontal attack.
from hatfarm :
Oh yeah, I forgot to add... :P pbbbbhhhtttt (Love, Bruce)
from hatfarm :
Dear Hobin: After reading your post I'm sitting here wondering if you TRULY think what you are saying. You make gross generalizations and assumptions that only serve to reinforce my aversion to most anything you have to say on politics. You say the film can be summed up in the "fine French Linens" scene. To say one (yes, insipid) anecdotal line sums up an entire two and a half hour movie does a disservie to film maker in you. The emphasis of that scene was also the company he was keeping that day and his agenda the day before, the last line was just Michael Moore being silly and melodramatic. And the golf scene; Oh obviously he was attacking the President's sense of humour or his ability to play golf, it couldn't have possibly been in the middle of a scene discussing all the vacation days Bush had taken for that would make it *pertinent* and perhaps even *gasp* shocking. For your information President Bush used more vacation days in his first two years in office than any other president. Ever. It is obvious how deep Michael Moore has to dig; not far at all. Seeing how ninety percent of the clips in that movie come from news sources (and I'd say about 40-50% of the movie is clips). Yeah, he had to dig real deep to find the clip of Condi Rice saying the "vague" name of the "Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside U.S." report. I bet that was made up. Or the clips of all the leaders of miniority orginizations protesting the President Elect during an open session of congress; an open session where NOT A SINGLE SENATOR showed up, mind you. Is the movie one sided? Yes. Michael Moore has an agenda, just like most film makers who try to say something (through fiction or not). Is Michael Moore a psycho liberal nutcase? Yes. But the simple fact of the matter is that this movie presents facts that, no matter how you look at them, are god damned suspicious. Some of the information presented, taken on its own without any infulence from Moore, is amazing in its conspiracy-esque tones. Just because the man wants to make you think like he does doesn't mean he should be totally discounted; hell your own post was trying to get people who read it to think like YOU do. Michael Moore "knows" he's right and he approaches his film making that way. If you go in with that knowledge then you can seperate his bullshit from the rest of the movie. Yes there were quick cuts that made some things seem out of context but for each of those there were 5 other cuts that were perfectly valid. So instead of seeing THIS movie we should see one that you "approve" of? I'll admit that any other film maker is probably less politically slanted than Moore, but that doesn't make them any more valid. As others have stated just because it was made by a *gasp* Democrat doesn't mean that it's any "better". There are some Democrats I trust to be objective and some Republicans I trust to be objective. People are people and will act like such (trying to influence you or not) whether they have a -D by their name or an -R. I'd also like to point out the MAJOR DIFFERENCE between subject matter "on the campaign trail" and "in office". So disregard this film if you must, as you probably will. Call it propaganda all you want but I could just as easily call YOUR movie propaganda because it goes against what I "know" is the truth. You've blinded yourself with your version of the truth and are unwilling to accept any variation on it. You're outright disregarding what other people are saying without even hearing them say it. I hope that one day you will take your fingers out of your ears and accept the fact that other people can make points just as valid as yours. Sincerely, Bruce
from ummm-kitties :
When did you become such a partisan fuck? Andy, you spout shit off like that after having not seen the doc, and attacking an entire party of people without a particular reason or purpose, besides bitterness and anger, you start to sound a lot like olī Michael himself. Except less fat. You should no better than to think shit like that carries any meaning. Vote opp.
from ripple36 :
Just saw this. You lay off the Daily Show right now, you mother fucker. Insults to Jon Stewart aren't even appropriate in passing.
from ripple36 :
Yeah, I'm not going to see it, and that other documentary is quite good. I did like "Roger and Me," though -- most likely because my dad is an auto worker that has been laid off of auto lines on several occasions. Whatev. He's a demagouge just like the rest of them.
from emmers4257 :
<applauds Mr Hatfarm>
from pop-quiz :
Finally. Someone put into words what it is that I've been thinking. Fuck Moore.
from februarykiss :
andy, that right there was the first entry of yours that i haven't read the whole way through since i've known you. and it's because you told me and my libral ass to go to hell and die. and when i get there, michael moore and i will sip martinis...filled to the BRIM!
from hatfarm :
Dude, just because her parents are liberal does NOT mean she is liberal. My mom's a republican, I'm definitely not. I do agree about Michael Moore being a psycho. However, there are points he make that make sense. It's just that he embeds them in a heap of shit that doesn't matter. I consider myself liberal but he's just crazy. Haven't seen the movie and I probably won't because he makes me really uncomfortable with everything he does. I DID think it was hilarious when on his TV show he went to a cigarette company's front desk and had carolers with trachiotomies sing. That was pretty awesome and totally justified. Then he went overboard and did something crazy (I don't remember what however). So yeah, you're crazy too. Just in a conservative way. You can't accept when valid points are made AGAINST Bush to my knowledge and that makes your political opinion just as valid as Michael Moore's in my opinion.
from emmers4257 :
You could've made a calmer argument, and I might've listened. But probably not. My liberal ass is going to see it... at least twice.
from masala- :
The greatest lie the devil ever told was that there is such a thing as a neutral documentary...
from emmers4257 :
I second that "bullshit." And I'm adding in a mental apology (from you, for me) for not inviting me to come along to the show. For shame.
from greenfinch :
you have the best grammar of anyone i know. also, i don't believe your cat can eat an entire watermelon. i call bullshit.
from nmmontague :
You forgot the best part about weddings. See, I went to a baby shower this weekend and now I'm obsessed with getting married, so I can have a party too. Here's how it works. You go to the store and make a gigundo list of all the crap you want, and other people buy it for you. And then they bring it to you. Everything on the list. Everything! Oh yeah... and the strippers. Don't forget those. Hey, let's just have a fake wedding so we can get strippers and stuff.
from nmmontague :
Andayyyy - you'll have to let me know where that show is on the 19th. I don't have a fake... so if it's in a bar I might just drive down to Oklahoma after Dave and see you on Sunday. Yeah, I'm not joking.
from juliemchle81 :
Dickboy - pick up your tux thursday 6-24 before 8, try it on there, make sure all the pieces are all there. Rehearsal starts at 5:30 sharp, so be there by 5:15 at the lastest. And are you bringing some one?
from a-medley :
Andy, I'd just like to say that in spite of your inconsiderate peeing-with-the-door-wide-open escapade, I have still had far worse/more inconsiderate/annoying as hell roommates. You're still cool and all. I guess.
from fangable :
so sorry. i really didn't mean to offend you in any way, you said you retired your razor after you read the note. i guess people perceive things differently?
from fangable :
Wow, you're hilarious! I love (in previous entry) the note your grandparents left you and the guy talking about the nelly furtado song. hahaha. that is classic.
from giglesalot24 :
hobin .. me loves ya and miss ya. just thought i would tell ya that =)
from emmers4257 :
I know which one I ammmmmm. I winnnnnnnn!!!!!! ::gloats for days::
from emmers4257 :
Whaaaatttt???
from emmers4257 :
ooh! ooh! me! ME!! PICK ME! I'd come back to Peoria for good kareoke. Even pseudo-good kareoke. So count me in, biatch.
from ambrosia-15 :
#3 or #7? Probably really not me at all but hey why not. And #20 is Ryan right?
from snakeil :
#1, Bitches!
from darktruth :
That really is just a shame.
from newchoj :
so this latest guessing game of yours is quite exhilerating, but... in your "instructions" you say to pick at 15 members... yet there are 20 statements, now is this just me thinking too logically and perhaps some people have mutliple, or did you miscount?
from darktruth :
I get the feeling that if any one of those were to belong to me, it'd be this one. .. . .. . .. . .. 18. Grow up. It was endearing at first but now it’s very tedious. .. . .. . .. I become tedious to most. But I have fun while I do it.
from februarykiss :
wow andy, that's really messing with my head. if i'm on that list, i don't want to know which one i am, because they all frighten me <3
from schpicky :
So I'm either this one: 3. You delight me. You smile with your entire face. In better circumstances, we’d be perfect for each other. Or this one: 11. I have no respect for you. None. And in this absence of respect, pity took sympathy’s place. Fuck you fucker for leaving me out.
from elchippo :
The Uncle Jesse survey-Hy-fucking-sterical! You might mention, or at least explain, Jess, why the hell your last name changed after the first season....oh, and you may not know your address and phone number, but I do: you live at 414 Gerard (Joey said it once) and your phone # is 555-2424, which I know because the Michelle boasted that she could say it with her eyes closed once...if my memory serves correctly, it was in an effort to divert Danny from catching Steph and DJ fixing the hole they put in his wall (the very episode in which they sang their multi-platinum single "The Dad Song" Goddamn, I've wasted my life -Chip
from nmmontague :
I'm far from a left-wing extremist, but I have certainly brought up correlations between Iraq and Vietnam - for exactly this same reason. 100,000 Vietnam vets have committed suicide since the end of the war - for anyone tallying, that's more than died in combat - mostly because of the "homecoming reception" afforded them by those against the war. If the nation continues to show the soldiers of today that this is how we feel about the war in Iraq, this is the most likely reaction. All we can do now is support and pray.
from greenfinch :
BWAHAHA! new quote, new quote!
from greenfinch :
HEY! i support troops. my older brother is in kuwait. yeah, its a drag that democrats in congress aren't supporting troops as a means to an end, but as is the case with most of america, it isn't necessarily a reflection on what everyone in the party believes. PS, i'm going to look into this and see some more of the details. i bet there was something wrapped up in that legislature that democrats didn't want.
from giglesalot24 :
damn right honey ... i agree with ya.
from ldybug1113 :
hehe, eww. dirty boy.
from creepatron :
my sophomore year was dedicated to watching Mama's Family. you rule!
from emmers4257 :
Hey, guess what? BUHLETED. yeah. and if you think I'm not actually a bit upset with you... you're a bit wrong.
from emmers4257 :
omg. I saw you nekkers. post script: you really should call me. Friends call friends. Friends that have cars call other friends and let said friends buy them coffee. Or eat at BD....
from greenfinch :
hey, is this ok? http://www.livejournal.com/users/fuckyeahduders/
from greenfinch :
HA! see? now you gotta go find a cute little italian girl to stromboli.
from greenfinch :
do you mean thomas jefferson elementary school in JOLIET ILLINOIS?!!?! cuz if you do i went to elementary school there, and also had my first kiss there. and that would be weird.
from emmers4257 :
I don't like it that you're such a stranger.
from ambrosia-15 :
I had that spider dream again last night only this time the spider had red prickly legs and was ginormous.
from ldybug1113 :
don't know if you still "believe"...but thought this might help. it's a prayer for those in times of need. "Heavenly Father, in my present need, help me to believe that you are aware of my anxiety and will do what is best for me. Give me the strength to trust you and put the present and future in your hands. Grant this through Christ, our Lord. Amen." thinking of ya little buddy. :) call if you need anything
from greenfinch :
crap, i had something funny and insightful to say. wait...nope. lost it.
from newchoj :
I'm going to Surfacing tonight. I'm a Surfacing Virgin, and boy am I excited for you, Andy Hobin, to pop my Surfacing cherry. woooo... it better be good, or I'll bite your Surfacing balls off. :o)
from facepunch :
"Andy: 'The Lou Bega concert last night was totally awesome! Of course, we were drunk.'" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
from greenfinch :
cheer up charlie. you're far too experienced and talented to really let things go to shit. besides, you're king of working under pressure. its always your finest hour, no?
from greenfinch :
that grammar makes my head hate you. wow. wow.
from ldybug1113 :
hey, miss clark from pnd got fired. whoo- memories.
from hatfarm :
GOOOO ON BUSH!!! That's bad...
from greenfinch :
BAHAHAHAHAHA, growing GOP candidates instead of corn. its true, you know.
from ldybug1113 :
hehe, SCORE!
from emmers4257 :
eww.
from emmers4257 :
Cabaret is April 21-24.
from ldybug1113 :
take a shower, you probably smell from doing all the stuff other people told you to do ;) or put on clean underwear- that always makes me feel good. ;)
from giglesalot24 :
i think you should go get your camera and film some people in a park or just take pictures of them. or go up to an old women and tell her how sexy she is and if she didn't look like your grandma you would do her.
from taelor :
write your name on someones driveway with sidewalk chalk. when they ask you about it, swear it wasnt you. or... try to piss like a girl does in public bathrooms--by hovering over the toilet.
from emmers4257 :
Don't forget my birthday. Call me. Come see <i>Cabaret</i>
from februarykiss :
get a haircut and call harrisburg. why? because i said so.
from hatfarm :
My suggestion is to play super maerio brothers 3 all the way through. Do one shot of whiskey for every world you go all the way through. Sorry, that's all I got.
from juliemchle81 :
Okay, go find Julie a stripper fo rher bachelorette party, I mean, don't all strippers know each other?
from ummm-kitties :
Perhaps get two amazing bottles of wine, have a friend buy your share, find a cigar or two and have great company? Or do some goddamned homework. Or go to goddammend class. Either way, you owe me ten bucks. Love, your supportive, encouraging friend.
from darktruth :
I'm still opting for the sheet fort. Or a box fort. I made one of those today and felt like I was five. Oh my... So make a fort and take amazing pictures of it. Or make a flip-book.
from kinky-kitten :
do something liberating and sexy, such as one of the following: give somebody a striptease; spontaneously make out with someone you've always wanted; write a script for an andy hobin-style porn flick (and then make sure it happens). ...keep your head up--you rock!
from greenfinch :
OH MY GOD I WOULD BE SO ANGRY. my freshman year in high school at my first extemp competition ever someone completely lied to me about the set up of oil cartels and the judge STOPPED me in the middle of my round to tell me i was a FOOL. it was the worst experience of my life. its cruel to do things like that to extempers. to foxes with boxes, if you will.
from snakeil :
Today you might toy with the idea of doing some renovations on your home, perhaps for your own enjoyment, but primarily to increase its value, dear Pisces. Decorating or landscaping, or both, might be on the agenda. A number of different possibilities for these projects could present themselves to you, and so you'll probably spend much time giving each some serious consideration. In the end, you'll probably choose the most beautiful!
from emmers4257 :
I didn't wish you or allie happy bday when it was actually your bday. This means I owe you dinner. So come visit me to prove you haven't forgotten about me. Cuz I definately haven't forgotten your fine ass. ps. we, must. catch. up. i heart you, you oldie, but goodie:) hahaha
from ldybug1113 :
happy birthday sexy butt. :D go to this website and look at 2/27/04's entry- i think you'll appreciate it. http://porktornado.diaryland.com/ kisskiss, old man! katie
from greenfinch :
oh, and thanks about my drunk picture. i was so popular, tee hee tee hee. but you're still an OLD metrosexual republican who looks like tucker from canadian coming of age sitcom "flash forward" who sold his soul to the director of jeepers creepers 2. BURN!
from greenfinch :
and..ooh, reagan, economics..OOH! i am so..you...that's bad. ugh, you republican. METROSEXUAL republican. OLD metrosexual republican who looks like tucker from the canadian coming of age sitcom "flash forward." (wait, i had a really big crush on tucker when i was in middle school. so, well, you're still a republican!)
from greenfinch :
oh my lord, JEEPERS CREEPERS 2. as if the first wasn't bad enough, they made a second. and then you sold your soul by telling the director it was good. sigh, i just hope you make it big, now. there's almost no doubt since your soul is gone, anyway.
from giglesalot24 :
i get off work at 7 but i will be there :* happy early birthday you old fart
from greenfinch :
yeah, but clearly you did not read the entry where i mentioned you this week. for the first time in months. surely it would have eased some of your suffering, for reals. http://greenfinch.diaryland.com/pancake.html
from giglesalot24 :
damn
from greenfinch :
orrin hatch..GRAAUUGGHH! ::head explodes::
from luvabeans :
ok, i hate to say it, but i think you're right about spalding gray. so sad. i liked him. congratulations on being the champ of whatever ... very cool, indeed.
from hatfarm :
Dude, I was in New York and right outside of MTV when Lindsay Lohan was there. I could almost see up her skirt from outside. It was pretty hot, but then I left because it was really boring and there were too many screaming girls.
from juliemchle81 :
Hey dickboy! I need an address from you that I can a. send you the sheet of info for your tux measurements, and b. send you an invitation. email me juliemchle81@yahoo.com...I would appreciate it! Have a fantabulous thursday.
from giglesalot24 :
andy i just thought after a long weekend that you should know that i love you and want to have like 10,000 of your babies. :) you are such a hot dog. oh and by the way i didn't run into a brick wall but i won 1,017.00 $ hehehe
from ambrosia-15 :
GO ahead stab me with a blunt object. It's not even two weeks and you're out with another girl and I'm still the pancake that you hit with a Mack truck. I behaved as best I could. You understand that it already takes everything in me not to kiss you and try to make you smile at me the way you used to and I really didn't expect to see you there at all so I was thrown and hurt when I saw you doing our thing with another girl so quickly. So stabbing me might not be a bad option then I wouldn't feel this way and you wouldn't run the risk of me showing up on another date.
from giglesalot24 :
you you .... you just suck ... playing with my emotions. and i thought you loved me more then money. anyway ... call me when you come home ... 681-8542
from juliemchle81 :
You know, I was going thru old entries and found the one with those extremely incriminating pictures. I have realized that when you are a famous director/writer for movies or whatever and are up for an oscar or a tony or whatever, I can blackmail you...and Man would that be bad...can you just see the headlines? " Oscar/Tony nominated director Andy Hobin caught in sex scandle" and the picture would be you with the giant pene-yata. So a few words to the wise - be my friend.
from giglesalot24 :
hmm hobin has a hairy ass :)
from giglesalot24 :
hmm hobin has a hairy ass :)
from juliemchle81 :
Hope you're doing okay
from ldybug1113 :
ah, man! what the hell. that fuckin' sucks. shit...ughh. i sorry :( call if you need someone to talk to
from ambrosia-15 :
Keri Struckmeyer(Brighty's friend) says, "Hello."
from ambrosia-15 :
No Amber Andy time this week. :(( Makes me sad.
from ldybug1113 :
SEE! The Mama is always watching over her babes and when one of them loses something, dear St Tony is right there to catch all the the lost things. Just goes to show- faith is always something good to have ;)
from emmers4257 :
I'm so proud:) Choco-bar bound are we! :) Seriously Andrew Hobin, Champion of all that is speech: you. me. need. chilling. buh. fuh. duh. ps. you rule. especially if you come see cabaret:)
from antihoyhoys :
Ha! your funny. I like bacon it is crispy. cya later alligator. lol im a dork can u tell? truly yours, the dork who left u a very stupid note.
from ulie :
I wrote an entire entry about you. I talked bad about you and everything, that was kind of difficult, because I don't know you. But its there, none the less fuckhead!
from sabathine :
the Good (if old) reads link is funky.. check it out man
from ambrosia-15 :
rereading your last entry. Someday we should catch a sunrise together. I know very cliche but really.
from cdghost :
enjoyed reading your entries, take care,thecghost
from creepatron :
i got sick just for new year's eve. and then got better by the eve part and now everyone's already made plans. keeping consistantly sickly would be much less depressing.
from emmers4257 :
coke whores are funny. I am angry I didn't see you when I was in st louis. I'm sad I never see you anymore... i haven't recorded a voice yet either for your mooovie. andy hobin: call me.
from giglesalot24 :
hey saturday you are mine. you can't get out of it ... unless you are in St. Louis .. then i might forgive you. send me a note we will do lunch damn it!
from giglesalot24 :
theres the love that i have missed :)
from giglesalot24 :
hobin where is the love?
from greenfinch :
things you say make me not want to read anymore.
from ripple36 :
Ronald Reagan calendar. Does it say when he'll die? I was searching through the PJStar files the other day and found a package of four stories already written for the day after he dies. The whole town of Eureka has already planned a large remembrance ceremony -- all ready to go when the inevitable happens. Finally.
from kittyleopard :
kick ass diary. Karma, dude!!
from greenfinch :
duders, did you SEE bad santa? white-trash piss-poor actors or not, that movies fucking owned.
from ldybug1113 :
awww! i love how you love amber...::sigh::
from juliemchle81 :
Dear Dickboy- I realize I did it wrong, because I think I was drunk, so there ya go. I'm already home. Hit the cell 370-7599. I will be at Old Chicago's Tuesday night, so I'll see you if your there. Later.
from ummm-kitties :
So, where's this grand top ten list, eh? Did I miss it? Or is it part of your private collection?
from violetanne :
Your diary's pretty entertaining. I think I must add you to my favorites...
from ripple36 :
A point of clarification for the record: There are very few good days in journalism. This was certainly a good day for Bill O'Reilly.
from greenfinch :
the ONLY reason they found saddam was because i made fun of you for being republican this week. but hey, good job, GW. it only took him three years and 90 billion dollars to come through as commander-in-chief.
from greenfinch :
you know, its one sad fucking day in my life when i the best i can come up with for MY diary is an entry devoted to YOU. i think it might be time to leave the dead horse alone.
from ambrosia-15 :
Nice new quote sweetie. Still makes me cringe. Thanks for the host germs.
from greenthinker :
oh, MAN. I hope that the first place girl really appreciated the whistling snot comment, because I would kill for that kind of hilarity. ha! And ps, doesnt the Vick's Vapo Rub make you smell like old man? If so, thats hot.
from emmers4257 :
you're done. I never quit anything entirely. Except for boys. and wearing diapers. But I'm entitled to quit those:) Anyway.. snake wears enough diapers for all of us. So you're not off the hook, and I'm hurt and pained and irked. WRATH.
from ldybug1113 :
ohh, you must call me this weekend then. yes, you must. DO IT- not now, LATER. heh
from emmers4257 :
I'm hurt and angered.... with the burning fire of a thousand and four suns. YOU DELETED ME FROM YOUR FAVORITE DIARIES! wrath.
from ambrosia-15 :
You'd like it better if I were the one with a belt. ;)
from ldybug1113 :
heh, i have half of those on my computer right now. very nice, stud. very nice. too bad we didn't get together when you were in town. tsktsk. ~kAtIe~
from greenfinch :
hey, i want some more naked/ thong-clad-hobin pics. don't make me go to the national enquirer for them.
from gwensworld :
i can't wear stocking caps...if i wear a jacket and a scarf wif them i look like a lost orphan child. its sad. and yesh...you just wrote about underage hoo-ha...and i laughed...a lot. like..so hard i started coughing, and then kept laughing, so i choked. so if i had died, it would have been your fault.
from ldybug1113 :
hehe. i think that deserves a shot..."to the hole..." ;) kate
from ummm-kitties :
It's official: You used the word hoo-ha for varginer. I told you it's a real word.
from snakeil :
dude, you asshole, you know full-well that my mom did find my blog. and that sucked. heh, we all know how much mom appreciates puking. anyway, i think she'll love it (*wink). So, until next time, "If you want it to be posessive, it's just 'ITS.' But if it's supposed to be a contraction, it's 'I-T-apostrophe-S,' scalawag."
from gwensworld :
i am aware of my staggering coolness. i dont think you are though. if you were, you TOTALLY would have proposed to me by now.
from gwensworld :
i laughed at least twice while reading some of you. good job. keep up the good work. oh, and i favoritized you. you sexy peice of diary writing man you. (i'm aware that i don't know you, just thought you could use the ego boost)
from greenfinch :
how come you only look at my diary when i don't update/ the entries suck? i don't suck, you know.
from giglesalot24 :
i was bored last night so i tipped a cow. then i caught a man having sex with a sheep. it was tight
from emmers4257 :
Andy. Hang out with me. REALLY SOON
from ummm-kitties :
Dear Andy. That was the funniest post ever. For serious, yo. If only I, too, could creat oragami in the shower. I bet I could. I just need to try harder.
from juliemchle81 :
That old lady at McDonald's is still there! I was home a few eeks ago and saw her! Jesus, will she ever die?
from ambrosia-15 :
Thank you. Love you too. :)
from emmers4257 :
ALlie is my friend. She says she's stealing you from me. That you're not my friend anymore.. but hers. But she hasn't figured out how to use notes yet... OR what your numero is ! So there, bitchface!
from greenthinker :
I wish the Fourth of July would call me. And I wish I was an aunt, because then I could be Aunt Sally. but, no. I am the youngest. sally
from creepatron :
Bad news, guy. I submitted three of your most recent entries to http://www.bookblog.net/gender/genie.php which uses an algorithm to determine the gender of the writer, and you got female two out of three times.
from emmers4257 :
So glad to hear all that, darlingface. btw.. I didn't tell you what I left on the voicemai:..hahaha
from emmers4257 :
called... left a message. I'm so sorry mine andy....
from juliemchle81 :
Tried his cell, got no answer. I'll keep trying for ya.
from wichiangel :
i called him - no answer - sorry ...
from wichiangel :
i called him - no answer - sorry ...
from creepatron :
I'm sorry to hear about your brother. I hope everything works out and he comes an Oil Boy for the Switzerland Blonde Bikini Team.
from juliemchle81 :
I know what addiction can do to your family. It almost ripped mine apart. I just want to tell you I love you tons and that I'll keep you and you family in my thought and prayers. If you need another shoulder to cry on, call me. 370-7599
from ummm-kitties :
So, for what it's worth, nothing like what you have described has happened in my family, that is, my brother leaving for Europe. However, I know full well what it's like to watch someone in your family with an addiction lead to what feels like or what is the demise of one's family structure. That being said, if you need anything at all, let me know. I've been there too. And I hope that you and yours aren't there long. Love, Char
from greenfinch :
i loves me some hobin, yes i do.
from emmers4257 :
Andy: the weren't allowing rap music at prom when i was there my jr year.. so that was like...spring 2002. I guess father Hake.. or whatever accidently was dancing to 'back that ass up" and it upset some of the parents. I'm going to be home this weekend. You suck. I see you less now that I'm here in the STL than I did back then. I feel un-special. Brandon green is big like.. fat big.. or muscley big?
from giglesalot24 :
andrew we were home this past weekend? now i'm going to go and cry myself to sleep. i will forgive you b/c my cell phone is lost .. only if you tried to called it will i forgive you. :(
from emmers4257 :
I'm a good friend, Andy. I don't have all that much.. but if you need something.. let me know.
from ldybug1113 :
ah, that's the shits. time to fan out and ask other relatives and good friends for a loan..that or go to the bank and demand one for schooling purposes. Hey, worked for one of my other poor friends ;) kiss, kiss, love.
from greenfinch :
poorXyou. seriously, its tough being you, you're doing a good job. ps...all that down there from my last note? a horrible, horrible, drunken mistake. ssh, we'll never speak of it again.
from pitbulbarbie :
i know, it sucks not having any money...but that's what boobs are for. too bad you don't have any, they have gotten me out of many a speeding ticket, and a free cell phone.
from greenfinch :
what? you've been leaving notes for greenthinker and not GREENFINCH? i am outraged, and i feel betrayed. you...aw fuck it, i tried really hard to care, but failed. BUT you + thong + 3incher = pure sex. YOU could have been governor of cali had you distributed pictures like that around san fran. werd.
from greenthinker :
yeah. I felt pretty hot cleaning that puke up. And i LOVE you for actually leaving me a note.
from pitbulbarbie :
its good to hear from a fellow Dave fan. "some devil" was the song of the day last week i think-that is a great song. what do you think of "save me"? i love that song. how 'bout you put me on your buddy list!?! that would me me all kinds a happy:)
from ldybug1113 :
your favorite restaurant- you could get a free dessert. ;) we did. haha! hmmm...the mall, downtown chicago, new york ,st louis...in the middle of a crowd, umm...a football/basketball/baseball game, hmmmm...oooo! on a tv show...hheeh. hope that gives you something to go with ;) kisses, love!
from giglesalot24 :
that was beautiful. but you were able to pull it off with such a beautiful backround. but could you ask someone to marry you in say ... hmm .. thinking thinking ... at a city dump? or at a sperm clinic .. i know your good which is why i'm sure you could pull something romantic out of those two =)
from juliemchle81 :
I only did as your girlfriend requested...I think those pictures are some you need to put in your resume.
from facepunch :
JESUS CHRIST HOBIN, STAY OUT OF TUXEDO THONGS
from greenfinch :
come ON hobin...how long can a tournee take? i so BORED. entertain me, bitch. (PS pirate talk = pure sex) HO!
from snakeil :
let it be known...the jazz singer was also a popular movie starring neil diamond
from creepatron :
I feel kinda bad for Tom McClintock. I hope Arnold offers him a position. I think he's more politically informed than Rob Lowe.
from ambrosia-15 :
I need some sun glasses like that, sometimes. Now you really are homework, how cool is that?!
from ldybug1113 :
see, i told you you'd be famous! you're already in PRINT- just wait until we see you on the red carpet. let the pissing of pants- begin. ;)
from giglesalot24 :
ya know i just read your profile page ... gee i wonder who said all of that .. and again andy ii'm not being serious. like when you thought i was actually happy to talk to my mother - in -law
from giglesalot24 :
BOOM BOOM JASNFJAHFALHFK BOOM
from giglesalot24 :
hmmmm....
from facepunch :
dude, that crash test dummies song could possibly be one of the worst songs ever.
from juliemchle81 :
Thriller! bahaha! I've seen you dance to that! Someday I will post the picture I have of you standing next to a giant paper mache penis.
from ldybug1113 :
yay, for your spectacular news!!! whoohhooo! i'll have a party you can come to next september~ on the house ;) heheh! ;) kisses, kate
from juliemchle81 :
Yeah, but it still would be vindication for me b/c he a smoldering pile of dust. And you definately need to pick up a book or something, b/c all imagination and no cable makes Hobin a sick minded boy
from juliemchle81 :
Hope you kicked as at the forensics tournament! Later!
from dreamsmasher :
if it works on chicks, does the same apply to guys?!? or do girls have no power with men and that movie?? too sensitive??? I'm going to lure one to the casa and try it out.....
from dreamsmasher :
holy crap!! Somebody else who loves "Playing By Heart"...I think we are the only two people that saw it...and David Sedaris....coooolllll
from ldybug1113 :
ehhh, i might just skip the damn assignment. it's sucking right now...poo. how can something turn you on one minute and then totally turn you off the next?! (this happens to me with journalism). Or maybe it's because the teacher isn't really teaching, just ranting. bah. we'll just have to wait & see.
from ldybug1113 :
hasn't been written yet...watch luciano tear it to shreads. heh. terd. so was that note that you left me telling me to show you the article before I turn it in? because i can't do that....i'll turn it in and then show it to you. ;) just the way it is. don't worry, it won't be published, just graded. we'll see how it goes. heh. love ya! me
from greenfinch :
yar...WHY is the RUM gone? HO!
from ldybug1113 :
ok, so i'm contimplating writing a narrative story about you for my news feature writing class...and you're gonna like it... hehe ;) whoa! where the hell did that come from. dominatrix katie! heh. no. bottom is good, but top is kinky. ::whistles innocently:: so yeah, i might show you, and i might not- depends how lazy i'm feeling. heh. love, me.
from ripple36 :
http://www.dailyvidette.com/news/466359.html
from dragonsangel :
Andy, i have been in McDonalds at 10:30. And there is no party, there is no fun. They are just bitchy and tell me i can not longer get my sausage biscuit and hash browns. But nice try on all of that.
from greenfinch :
you know what makes me smile? when you quote me in your diary. it makes me feel like someone intelligent like noam chomsky. or john grisham. congratulations, hobin, you are responsible for me making it through another day without mass genocide.
from greenfinch :
you know who i bet at least thought "vowing vengeance, we went dancing"? the cast of West Side Story. yep.
from ldybug1113 :
hey, buddy- thanks for the info. i hope your school year is going well! x katie x
from ldybug1113 :
hey, what's kelly's im name? i wanna say "hey" to her
from ohbollocks :
I didn't know insurance claims could be so amusing.
from greenfinch :
syphilis through a summer camp. hahaha, ho ho ho. woo ::wipes away a tear:: that's a good one.
from ambrosia-15 :
What do you mean ignore blondie??? Oh and what I didn't tell you is that you could very well use the studio space in Granite if its big enough cause we're phasing that studio out. Ok so the Blondie song isn't the greatest.
from emmers4257 :
I live in St Louis now. So you should visit. Liggett 201, dial at 935-2617. much love.
from greenfinch :
oh, i almost forgot: HO!!
from greenfinch :
why would you SHARE that with people?
from ldybug1113 :
ewwww! you and mike and other hobins....ewww! ::shudders & dry heaves, then grins at you from ptown::
from ambrosia-15 :
Grrrrrrrrrr! What do you mean moonman religion? Yea that's right snap that whip, and I'm good with whips. ;)
from greenthinker :
haha- I love the dry heaving conversation. Actually I just stumbled upon you, and I'll be adding you to my favorites becaus eyou made me laugh. yay! Just thought I'd let you know. :) sally
from ldybug1113 :
oh, good God... hehe, you cease to amaze me.;) *katie*
from creepatron :
Glad you liked the layout. It's so eerie and delicious and I didn't have to do any work to get it that way! I think I will up the font size; enough is enough. However, I do get a certainly satisfaction from blinding my readers...
from creepatron :
Just added you to my favourite diaries; absolutely love the Upchuck layout. Font is somewhat prickly on the eyes or eles I'd read more; that's horribly hypocritical since mine is a good 10 points smaller. Keep on rockin'!
from greenfinch :
things you say give me the technicolor yawn. HO!!
from ummm-kitties :
You and Amber's coinciding diarys on your respective goeyness is nothing short of vomit inducing... in a really cute way. So glad to hear that nothing has changed since that first day you two met and proceded to make out. Glad in a selfless way, that is.
from ldybug1113 :
glad you're home, kiddo. ;) new number: 472-8165. dial away, sexy- dial away. ;) ~kAtIe~
from greenfinch :
i'm a pirate! HO!!
from ambrosia-15 :
You are amazing. You stir so much in me. I thought you should know.
from emmers4257 :
I miss you, punk! Call when your lady friend goes home and you need phone to cry into. Except.. call my house. :) Oh.. and my offer is still standing if you need it.
from evangeline :
The thing about smoking high and watching Moulin Rouge was priceless...
from ummm-kitties :
did you really shit yourself at a tournament? dude, that is ga-ross
from ldybug1113 :
http://www.pier1.com/home.asp go to this site and it's right there on that page. the girls are sitting in them. :) kate
from ldybug1113 :
a papasan is one of those "cereal bowl-like" chairs that you sit in. you know, they came out in the 70s and have been resurrected recently in college dorms and whatnot. They're fun. I'll let you come over and sit in mine when you get back :) kate
from greenfinch :
better double knot those bootstraps, hob-knob.
from ldybug1113 :
i wanna be your groupie when you get famous...can i be your groupie? please? ;) glad you're having fun & being productive. love, kate. ps~ 72 year old man plowed through Florida Farming market last week, 3 injured, etcetc. It's a fucking epidemic! gramas & grampas on leadfoot rage. bastards.
from greenfinch :
HAHA, i'm telling everyone you're busting nuts over lewis black. i knew i smelled latent homosexuality on you. naw, i'm kidding. however, i am soooo turning poorXme into a screen name partially because i think its funny, and partially to spite you. GO ME! GO YOU! yay.
from greenfinch :
aw, you fucking corporate whore...bless your republican, fiscally-conservative heart. don't vote democrat. vote dark horse. help me convince greg graffin to run for president. step 1) find out who greg graffin is (because i'm kinda sure you don't know) OR help me write in lewis black. either is ok with me.
from februarykiss :
andy, i hate you. can i at least inquire as to how? oh and uh...thanks for the compliment...i guess. ;o)
from facepunch :
dude how did you get busted for stealing my taffy story?
from ummm-kitties :
Did you write perceptions? Cool either way, man. PS- Very very creepy about the other day. Take care.
from ryan8-5cut :
Oh, man that's fucking terrifying. I am glad to hear that you are okay. Woosh. That sucks. Love the diary, thanks for reading Ill try to catch you on AOL sometime.
from giglesalot24 :
thank god you are ok ... i didn't even think you where that close. just remember how lucky you are that you didn't decide to go shopping there
from ldybug1113 :
don't like it? shove it... but it's cool that you took the time to answer the survey. i wrote that at the beginning of the year. and you should know this by now darling, i'm a pretty deep and complex person- that's how i think. ;) ::i would bite your earlobe for spite:: -kate ;)
from ldybug1113 :
i saw what you were talking about on the news. 86 year old man, tsktsk. I'm glad you are alright (physically anyway). Here's something that'll make you smile- I cleaned up most of Jake's house yesterday for $25. yay! heh. have a superb one, kate :)
from ldybug1113 :
i'm soo glad your angels were with you! amen for safety. God bless, kate :)
from ldybug1113 :
i'll squeeze your ass if you let me touch that baseball... :) hhehe kate
from facepunch :
"a modern day 'birth of a nation'" is probably the funniest thing ive heard all week. thank you, mr hobin.
from ambrosia-15 :
I adore you, you know this. If I didn't you wouldn't have been able to make me cry.
from ummm-kitties :
So, two things: Your logical argument for meat-eating would astound and perplex even me, for I have a pretty healthy respect for logic, however, it is the same argument that I have heard from my dad my whole life. "...Eat some meat! It's good for you! See, look, it looks like a big piece of meaty carrot." Second: Your prose is on anorexia? Do explain. Have you read 'Wasted' by Marya Hornbacher? That book is all about not eating and shit. Not like, shit shit, but shit like stuff. Oh god. I'm so eloquent and shit.
from ripple36 :
That IM stuff was funny. "Vegetarian" is Shawnee for "slow hunter."
from ldybug1113 :
haha. new girlfriend. that's kinky. ;) slap that ass! kate
from ldybug1113 :
you're gonna look like the grampas on cocoon. all toasty and wrinkly...and with a mullet, no less. whoa, for real. ;) kate
from jewelsiren :
oh my god, if i had the money and actually desired to live in LA, i would buy danny bonaduce's house. do you KNOW how much i love the partridge family? and the other half? i love summer and watching daytime talk shows. slater, dick clark, danny bonaduce, and some other guy. it does not get any better than that.
from jewelsiren :
texas = overrated. i hate it. congrats on the job and such, though. LA = a million times better than texas.
from giglesalot24 :
I am very proud of you hobin. be careful. luvs ya megs
from luvabeans :
congrats on your arrival, new job, etc. so ... by our forefather's "relocation project," are you referring to their relocating the native americans from "their own damn land" to ... "dead"? hm. on that note, good luck, and enjoy living in the hills.
from ldybug1113 :
hey, bring me back a tiny hot mexican guy holding a tequila, so everytime i walk by my bathroom (because that's where i'd put him) i could say "heeeey, ma-in" in a sterotypical kinda mexicanny voice and give him a thumbs up...it's been a long day, don't listen to me. sorry we got cut off yesterday. drive on, little buddy- drive on. :)
from emmers4257 :
I'd loan you some funding babes... really... you can totally ask me:)
from ldybug1113 :
want me to help you paddle- apparently we've always been in the same boat. drinks on me next time. ;) kisses, love. kate ;)
from giglesalot24 :
andy i don't want you to go .. you are going to get humped by a hobo ... and see then you could get lice b/c they don't have showers ... or he might shank you ... :( i don't want you to get shanked.
from juliemchle81 :
So DICKBOY! How the hell are ya!
from ldybug1113 :
ha. you're funny. kate :)
from ummm-kitties :
Jesus, Andy, an entire entry dedicated to Elizabeth's terrible terrible friend? This girl must suck it hard. Well, she's gone now, to be replaced by Elizabeth... How's that workin out for you, by the way? Hope you found a roomate, too. -char
from emmers4257 :
Andy: I want to be in your horror musical SO SO SO SO SO BAD. Please? I promise I'll do whatever you say and it'll be "superfun".. .AND I'll be in StL next year:) Just think about it....
from giglesalot24 :
andy i love ya. you know i mean it and i miss your sarcastic ass. call me k?
from giglesalot24 :
:(
from emmers4257 :
ANDY!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY hung out with you tonight AND I met Voss... who, unlike Snake said, is not a figment of your imagination. he's real. And he has long hair! I think a good time was had tonight, at least by me.. even though you let people put swords through my knees. <tear> Much love baby! and call me again sooooon!
from luvabeans :
hi. you make me laugh, even though you openly spurn fat chicks. so, color me spurned. well ... how fat is "fat?" whatever. i suppose i forgive you, though, because you like my unwitting boyfriend tom waits. maybe HE digs fat chicks. word. (i can't pull that off. i'm whiter than the whitest of the white. forget i said it.) so anyway, nice diary, good luck w/school & creative endeavours, and say no to drugs. most of the time.
from emmers4257 :
There were no tulips today for anyone....I 'm sorry you're aching baby....
from kinky-kitten :
awww, andy...that entry about addie broke my heart, too. i wish you much luck with all of this.
from giglesalot24 :
luv ya dear :*
from giglesalot24 :
yeah you better ... i have my house now and we will have to have a party ... :) miss ya hun :*
from lesthanjill :
i like your diary-you have a unique style* -alessa
from ummm-kitties :
Woah, dude, that was a long note. Sorry.
from ummm-kitties :
Damn, boy, you got a lot of messages. You're so popular. 1) That was a really touching entry, lessions from the service. I liked it. Nice ending. ...Wait, why arn't you a writer? 2) So, they have t shirts out now with Teen Girl Squad on the front and the phrase " I have a crush on every boy!" on the back. Should I get one, or would that be too...cultish to the whole Homestar runner thing?
from giglesalot24 :
yeah i was being lazy after i had dj. but now i'm back to work and i'm bored off my ass. so i'm back :) .... when are you coming home next?
from emmers4257 :
Hey.... just thought I'd tell you i love ya.... and that i'm here for ya. it's a sucky situation, and I know what you're feeling....
from ldybug1113 :
hehe. Oh. My. God. No more cookies for you. kisses, kate
from miss-edith :
I've been listening to the Roots a lot lately too. They are so damn impressive.
from greenfinch :
you know, hobin, i'm pretty convinced that if you can't think of an amusing way to start an entry you just rip off a conversation between you and me. and i want royalties on this shit. cuz i'm damn funny, but i don't see a dime. nothing's for free, baby. word.
from emmers4257 :
andy! Thanks for the birthday messages baby.. and I didn't even know you called last night.. that's how tired I guess I was! I'm so pissed I can't come see your shows this weekend... but do know I love you much! Hope you're superb! Oh! and I need to talk to you abotu something:)
from jewelsiren :
andy, oh andy. you are too funny.
from giglesalot24 :
Sup Bong I Tong Cong Hong Fong U Cong Kong Yong O U ... hehehe i luvs ya
from ldybug1113 :
ya know- you've always had this kind of perverted power over me. you make me laugh. we've gotta talk about this. hehe ;) don't mind me- i'm running on addrenaline fumes...
from jewelsiren :
hahahaha i love hanson. and addie is awesome.
from greenfinch :
hey! i feel like a celebrity or something. i've been mentioned in the andy anthology. i can die a happy woman, now.
from emmers4257 :
Andy. Will. Win. Awards. Because. He. Is. Hot. and . Talented. Andy. Kicks. Ass. Love him much!! He should probably call emily sometime soon and leave his number on her cell....so she can call him back. nighty night baby! Hope you're marvy!
from ldybug1113 :
CONGRATS! I hope you or someone you know gets laid. :D
from emmers4257 :
Who am I super-duper proud of?? ANDY HOBIN, that's who! I've been bragging about my college forensics stud/buddy for awhile.. and you surely validated all that talk! I love me some andy, and I'm über-happy for you baby! Send me an email if you get the chance... my celly's gone for the while (trouble follows me.. doesn't it?).. so if ya want, gimme a call! Love you bunches!
from kinky-kitten :
congrats on all your awards! i am so proud of you! i had the proudest moment of my life the day after you had yours, hehe...someday we're both gonna be really, really famous, you know that? :)
from ldybug1113 :
hehe, trucker.
from ldybug1113 :
HAHA!!I fit all but three of those "particulars" you have for your "women." HAH! That's frighteningly funny-I almost wet myself. It was great to see you at OLD CHICAGO, amusing, but the look on your face when I walked in made my night. HAHA! love you slugger ;) kate
from ldybug1113 :
i'm glad you're finally feelin' the "warmth" in your heart buddy. :) congrats- now don't give up on her just because she's hours away or because you may never see her again. Have you not seen "Serendipity" before?! GO WATCH IT PUD! :p kate
from giglesalot24 :
hobin ... i called you on your birthday mister ... i hope you have fun getting plastered legally. now i'm going to go and get a kid to my boob. tata
from miss-edith :
Happy Birthday!
from ldybug1113 :
happy birthday- have fun feeling old. :)
from kinky-kitten :
happy 21st, andy!!! you kick ass. and if you're looking for more country artists, the only one i'd recommend out of my personal collection (because it's the only country artists in my collection, haha) is hank williams (the FIRST one). i got into him through beck, 'cause beck covers him all the time, and he is super-cool. have fun and get wasted! :)
from mmkurtcobain :
ahh, refreshing to find a interesting journal of a fellow debater/forensicator on the web these days. Do you do CX by chance? If so, we can have delightfully entertaining conversations. Just thought I'd leave you a note, and say I find your journal quite amusing. You have semi inspired me to start one. Bye Bye now.
from ldybug1113 :
with that $25, go buy yourself enough chocolate so that i can call you "chubby stick." yeah, that'd be funny. hehe. happy valentines day, chubby stick. HAHA!
from juliemchle81 :
So, uh, yeah...
from facepunch :
initially i didnt like what you said, and then i remembered that youre one of those dave matthews band fags! i love you, andy hobin! woo!
from natsbu :
After reading your last two entries, I have decided that you are no longer worth reading... sorry!
from carebear715 :
Hey, I just wanted to tell you that I let my friend Maggie read Rodentus montanus and she loved it. She then proceeded to show her boyfriend who's now going to use it in his directing scene. If you let him. Is this okay with you?
from semisour :
It amazes me how many people will judge others because of their weight. What about ugly skinny girls? Why should they be the center of attention? Whats wrong with having a little meat on your bones? Girls have such a complex these days about their weight, it's not nice to add to it.
from snakeil :
yo, dude, if i had 10 memories, i'd list 'em, but i can't just summon 'em. doesn't work that way. i've gotta "jog the memory," as such. anyway, on february 6 (tomorrow), the student philosophy association is doing a meeting about "filthy words." i wanna go like shit, but i gotta work. i'll visit for a bit and tell you how it goes. after i saw the first sign for it, the immediate thing that came to mind was, "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." and "fart, turd, and twat." i soooo wanna go, but it starts at 2:30, and i gotta work at 3. i'll see if i can't get someone to tape it...it should be good
from giglesalot24 :
awww ... that was my birthday ... hehehe i still don't have the pictures developed from then ... :) naked butts!
from juliemchle81 :
Just wanted to drop you a note since I kind of ran out on our conversation last wednesday. I hope everything is marvelous. Lov ya! Julie
from ldybug1113 :
hah! college of dupage. cool. i went there.
from kinky-kitten :
yep, you're definitely right--birthdays do suck as you get older. at least i got slightly lucky and heard from M. but birthdays also suck when you've got friends who suck, which makes me happy that for my next birthday i'll be in a different place and, therefore, with different friends, haha.
from giglesalot24 :
teehee ... crayons
from facepunch :
ANDY HOBIN that picture of you from the article makes you look like some indie rock "i wanna be in the hives" kinda guy. WHICH MEANS that you should put that picture on makeoutclub and lipstickandcigarettes and get you some hipstergirl poon STAT.
from kinky-kitten :
thanks, andy! :) i hope everything works out for me, too...i'll figure it out for real as soon as i quit changing my mind about things. until then, though, my diary won't be anything less than manic! :)
from giglesalot24 :
hobs congrats on everything. *KISSES*
from disposamate :
That's awesome. Sincerely, I'm happy for you. And that's not in a patronizing condescending manner, either. It's meant to be delivered in the once forgotten tone that brings to mind the Ozarks and the old days at the apartment. Congrats, again.
from kinky-kitten :
you're so sweet. i'm happy that your time with addie has left you so starry-eyed. :) finally, a girl who doesn't seem into screwing you over in some way! yay!!!! :)
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from ripple36 :
Andy- Hot girl with birthmark on neck=mcl594.diaryland.com.
from giglesalot24 :
hobin ...... be careful and buckle your seatbelt. oh and make sure you don't grab her ass while parents are watching :) have fun dear ... luv ya!
from ldybug1113 :
did you kiss her? did you like her? is she what you expected? were you happy? did you have fun? what did you bring me? :)
from ripple36 :
Awesome
from ldybug1113 :
oh, baby. you're a fucking stud...
from ryan8-5cut :
That's the greatest thing I've ever heard. It's like you have a sugar momma. I have actually had a lot of offers through D-land too. Every time I ask for someone to come suck my dick I get several affirmatives...granted they're all probably lip service, but a plane ticket. I don't know if I could do that? Did you swap nude pics with this chick?
from ripple36 :
Did the talentless Lopez even get to sit in the circle? That shit made me laugh.
from jewelsiren :
oh andy, why are you so cool?
from giglesalot24 :
hobin who is this invis don dude? he left a note on my page and i have no clue who he is
from diaryreviews :
Your review is up on http://diaryrevies.diaryland.com/baconboy42.html. Join the review-80 ring. ~Vicky
from ripple36 :
Yeah dude. Oh well. He doesn't even get the paper.
from invisibledon :
Thanks for visiting
from ldybug1113 :
i'm sorry, babe. i forgot until after it was late and was like, "ughh...oops..." well, at least you smelled good after your shower! ;) hehe. i get back into town on the 17th. when are you leaving? leave me a note so i can plan accordingly, or at least send you a happy email to send you off on your merry way. hope you had a happy new year. from what i remember, i was quite amusing to watch. hah! :)
from invisibledon :
thanks for visiting
from kpauli :
how did u do your diary like that and not pay for it? it has me baffeled. LET ME KNOW!
from giglesalot24 :
I love you Hobs
from ldybug1113 :
i'm coming into town tonight. i plan on stopping over. do me a favor- don't put it to me... show me how you got the stuff on your page- or i'll bite you... :) love, katie
from ldybug1113 :
i didn't go to church on christmas either. thought about it thoroughly, told Jesus I loved Him and continued to play Kingdom Hearts on Patrick's ps2. It's not a holy day, but New Year's day is. I'm glad you found your wallet- too cool. With a pink dress shirt, I'd have to say that a black tie would look pretty snazzy or...a silvery medium gray tie. hehe. good luck. ;)
from greenfinch :
you don't know me (i'm chris, i'm a girl, there you know me), but i know Decker and Carolyn and they sent me this way, despite your falling out, claiming you were a good read. i think you're hysterical, and i find myself rooting for you to come out on top. don't dissapoint. (and in case this whole thing sounds abrasive, its supposed to be friendly. i've got that kind of permanent dry tone that's hard to convey through typing)
from natsbu :
NEVER in a million bajillion years would I have believed someone if they told me that the geeky looking kid who like to hang out with us and laughed weird freshman year in high school would such a FRIGGIN' STUD 6 years later... ANDY, I never thought I would say this... You are HOT. And now redeemed for all the things in your diary you say that I don't like. Natalie
from kstyle :
dude, your dad IS hot...can you hook me up?
from kinky-kitten :
oh, andy...even *i* can't find *that* kind of painful sex kinky or fun. i can think of a million ways for fun/kinky sex and painful sex to be one and the same, but that's just not one of them. like, i know it's too painful when i actually want it to stop...which never happens unless it's for a VERY good reason, haha. ;)
from miss-edith :
What's a buckeye? Sorry to betray ignorance, but since it came right after fudge, I figured it must be something good, so I want to know about it. Love your diary, Miss-Edith
from disposamate :
We can't all be badasses all of the time. Congrats on doing the right thing. That's what I would have done, and somehow that doesn't quite sound comforting does it? Sorry. Merry Christams and Happy New Year, Hobs.
from ripple36 :
Hobe-dog, Glad you liked the Sarah letters. I'm thinking that could be turned into something much longer and Santaland-esque. Not nearly as good, of course. In any event, when the fuck do you get home from school. I'm going to finish up the collection this break. Kirk's contributing, and I'm expecting you to. I know you can do a good job on that Neal Jefferson subject we talked about a while back. Call me or some shit. Ripple
from kinky-kitten :
visiting PA, huh? well, if during your visit you happen to catch any cute girls having sex in random public places, you may very well have caught a glimpse of your dear friend alice, haha. ;)
from ldybug1113 :
you need to be bitten...and hard.
from ldybug1113 :
ass. i'll say whatever the hell i want, just like you will. and dearest- in one sense or another, everyone who knows me, is my business. luv your muffin-y butt. :D
from kpauli :
are you talking about the guy that goes "im weeeeening the race! its a race im weening the race! " then he falls asleep...that dude from rat race????? I LOVE THAT GUY!
from ldybug1113 :
Andrew, why do you feel the need to resort to name calling? Darling- it's sophomoric and NOT sexxy, so do us all a favor, muffin butt, and stop doing it. ok? thanks! I do have to sau that it's nice to see you two talking again, though...at least on some level... :)
from giglesalot24 :
I hope whenever you hear GIMME A BALLOON that you think of me. :)
from ldybug1113 :
no, no, darling. have an ice cube in your mouth WHILE you go down on some lucky girl- gotta do the teasing. :) their frighteningly kinky and a suprise if you don't let them no what the hell is going on. popcicles have the same effect. it's all in the technique. :) heheh
from baconboy42 :
Oh, but it WAS June 15th because I had already been at camp for a whole summer by July 21st (which was closer to the time that you met ::gasp:: DECKER!) And you were distant because you were too chicken to own up to everything, which I already said. Just thought I'D clear that up for everybody to know. And stop leaving me notes, cow.
from carebear715 :
It was actually July 21, and no, the reason I was distant didn't have to do with Decker as there was no Decker in the picture at the time. Just thought I'd clear that up.
from juliemchle81 :
Hello, Dickboy! Good luck on finals a stuff. We need to get together and go out sometime...I haven't seen you in ages!lata!
from ldybug1113 :
HAHAHAH!!!! On Arun's website- that's the funniest picture I've ever seen of you. It made me laugh so hard I cried! hahah!!!! :)
from ldybug1113 :
wow. the time that you have...and what you do with it. wish i had more of am effect on you. :) ah, well. i get away from the best of 'em. ;) hehe. kisses
from giglesalot24 :
Hobin when do you come home? i want to see you .. i need a hug. call me when you get home k? :*
from ripple36 :
Ryan and I are in agreement. Reading your diary makes us glad we aren't you. I maintain you live a cool life, but it surely doesn't come through. I love you. Like that. --Mike
from carebear715 :
Don't you dare think for one second that I am chuckling at any of this. It hurts, and I know it, like you said. I know you don't care what I think, but I hate that you're hurting again.
from kinky-kitten :
awww, i hate to see you being all :(:(:(:(:(:(! i'm sorry things worked out the way they did for you. but at least you were honest about your feelings--that's a trick i haven't mastered yet. mad props to you for being able to tell her how you really feel instead of smiling and nodding and getting walked all over, which is my most frequent course of action in such situations.
from sins-to-tell :
If you have a dark secret to tell.....come rid yourself of the guilt in this public diary.
from ldybug1113 :
::slaps forehead:: oh god.
from kinky-kitten :
i think it's a general rule that anyone who seriously kicks ass always gets screwed in romantic relationships, or quasi-romantic relationships. isn't it weird how people always invite certain kinds of people/situations into their life repeatedly? watch out for that--as you're now noticing, that sort of thing can get pretty messy and painful. just remember: you rock, and anyone who chooses to screw you over doesn't deserve you anyway!
from giglesalot24 :
i was afraid that you were mad at me :( ... you have just made my day. thanks sugar. and sometimes i feel like when i give to much it just comes back and bites me on the ass... only with certain people though. but thank you hobin. i hope that everything works out for you. i'm sorry that things have been so ruff for you lately. you want me to come down thre and kick some ass? see no one with a conscience will fight back with a prego. i can do it. just tell me when k? and hopefully the leaking will stop in hmmm 7 months. :*
from ryan8-5cut :
hey, saw your diary. Enjoyed it. Have a merry X-mas and stop by my diary if you have a sec. I'm new to Diaryland. ryan8-5cut
from ldybug1113 :
happy gobbbler days! :)
from emmers4257 :
hey babes.. just thought I'd drop you a note to say hi ... and that I miss you. Hopefully I'm better for "Andy and Emily time", and I hope you have a rockin good time in New Orleans. And btw... it's not good... and I'm not conservative :) Love ya!
from kpauli :
Ya know hobin when i said "it wont fit in the pool" was in eight grade and i spent the night at megans i was talking in my sleep and megan said "krissy vagisil is onsale at kmart" and i replied with "IT WONT FIT IN THE POOOOOL" just thought u would like to know the backround on that :)
from ldybug1113 :
HAHA! "I'm SUPER..."KATIE! haha! glad i make you think, buddy. i don't think we could have made it as a couple. but i know if i had ever kissed you- you would fall over due to the overwhelming weakness I cause in a man's knees...out of the three guys i've kissed, this has happened everytime. tee-hee. what can i say? it's a gift!
from giglesalot24 :
GIMME A BALLOON. hobs what i told you before .. still stands i miss talking to you b/c even though you are blunt as hell u speak the truth and make me feel better about things. u r a wonderful guy. i'm sorry about my freshman year. but i thought you wanted scovill. I LOVE U!
from tink82 :
oh yeah hahah i forgot to mention that is was lori just incase you couldn't tell by the name
from tink82 :
what's shakin bacon? haha ok couldn't resist. i just read your entry for today ok yeah aww i just wanted to give you a big hug. and well she is a moron if she doesn't appreciate you taking care of her holding her hand til she fell asleep. could i ask where i can get one of you around here?
from ldybug1113 :
"I feel something stirring Could it be that I'm alive? It's been so long since I've felt Emotion rise Exposing emptiness Can be a painless paradise An open canvas waiting For someone to come inside Oh, heaven knows all the lonely ones All the ones that walk away from love Oh, and I hope that I can learn again to trust There is nothing that love can't overcome..." *think about these lyrics and reflect. :)
from giglesalot24 :
hobin .. I LOVE YOU! I just don't think i say that enough.
from ldybug1113 :
Was I so bad in the car? Whoa- that came out wrong in so many ways.... Ok- I thought we had a half-assed intellegent conversation. Ass. I was in that car. Such an ass. What a great fuzzy ass you have...HA! wow. long day... ;)
from kpauli :
Hobin ur a real treat ya know that :)
from giglesalot24 :
hobbie ..... when are you going to be here this weekend? friday or sat?
from ldybug1113 :
...do me a favor...the next time i'm nice to you in any way, shape or form...please refrain from "fucking" me- yeah, that'd be great.
from ldybug1113 :
sure, yeah. whatever. would it be a date? b/c you're too tall to get "lucky" with me buddy. hehe ;) gimme the time you'd be going. do you already have tickets- or are you nabbing them at the door? email/call me
from giglesalot24 :
SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TURD AND TWAT
from ldybug1113 :
HA! You just now noticed that quote. Dillweed. And as for Voss- ewwwww! nasty brownie man...
from juliemchle81 :
Hey, Dickboy! Muwah!
from giglesalot24 :
Hobin you had my eyes watering and i almost peed my pants. that was great. you should have been there for the banana convo though. you would have loved it. :P Megs
from ldybug1113 :
hey. i know you're a guy...but why do you want to fuck everything? (especially a fish?! ewww- no more milk chug for you...)
from kpauli :
Oh my goodness Hobin. That was HILARIOUS! but i guess you are bound to get a good laugh when you quote anything that concerns megan and i. ahahah. You should do that more often it cheered my day up!
from ldybug1113 :
God- You're such a boy.
from giglesalot24 :
hmm you have given me a lot to think about. i think i would choose, the afros. that would just be to funny. talk like mike. enter the would basket. oh and the whole sex in front of 20,000 people. only if i wasn't pregnant.
from ldybug1113 :
hehe, "Kibbles-b-bits." Sounds like me for some reason.... hehe. Which one would you choose? The genitals one, right? I don't know why, but I for some reason, can see you getting excited about that one...that or the backstreet one...hah.
from ldybug1113 :
HAH! You got tickled by two boys...HaH. If I were you and you were me, you'd say, "Hah, gay." hehe. You should come over Today (Saturday) if you're bored. I should be here in my dorm. Email/call me. Want my #? Email me for it.
from kpauli :
Its Krissy again and i jsut wanted to tell you that Ed Debevics is awesome!!! I ate there toooo many times when i lived up near chi town. Sounds like you had fun!
from giglesalot24 :
hey hobbs, its megs, i'm sorry about everything thats going on. you shouldn't have to worry about anything anymore. if you think about it you got all of the jerks out of your life now. so now you won't have to worry about being shit on you can start shitting on others. : ) you like my thinking? hey heres something to think about when you start getting blue. george carlin GIVE ME A BALLOON
from ldybug1113 :
God- you need a hug. Go find someone and wrap your arms around them. (do us all a favor and take a cold shower before you do that...) hehe. still luv ya- despite your crooked ways.
from kpauli :
Hey Hobin it is Krissy...remember me...Megans whacky friend...I just wanna say that you are cool and I love your diary. Check mine out and leave a comment if you want.
from ldybug1113 :
Hobin, Hobin, Hobin... Life doesn't end b/c of "notches on belts," you know I know how you feel (to a certain degree). Doesn't mean you have to stop breathing. Concentrate on what you're feeling and throw all of that energy into your writing plays. Friends are always there- and you, I and everyone else knows that that wasn't ever going to happen. Just wasn't in the cards. It doesn't help anyone to gouge at old wounds. We all know that- email/call me if you need to vent, rage or talk. Come home and I'll give you a hug. You'll be fine, I promise.
from kinky-kitten :
oh yes, i like alkaline trio. i met them, actually; they're cool guys, very down-to-earth. they're also one of M's favorite bands, so i get to hear a lot of their music! :)
from ldybug1113 :
What back-stabbing quoting whore you are, hobin. I forgive ya though- got a nice...bod. hehe.
from ldybug1113 :
Hey Hobin, Dating anybody below junior status in highschool while you are (or the Ryan/anybody else you were talking about) is in College is morbidly perverse. I agree with you! love ya- kate
from facepunch :
i wrote about that equation in my diary, thanks. i forgot where i found it. IT'S TRUE.
from carebear715 :
I WON'T GET FUCKING PINK-EYE. I like the Samples and Voss and Decker too much. Oh, and you. I think it's just the old contacts...shut up.
from facepunch :
oh, LIKE YOU DON'T.
from februarykiss :
just reading about that mix tape got me all kinds of randy! good picks.
from facepunch :
i <3 the hugging man from that video.
from silverado :
Just want to let you know I love your diary....
from februarykiss :
"Bet you a dollar she's a babe." :o)
from carebear715 :
Hey, you just recapped the entire VMA's. You're a loser. :) Love ya!
from facepunch :
andy hobin, make a short film about my fucked up midget-murdering dream. it's guaranteed to be SWEET. just make sure to give me credit.
from brookangels :
I just found your entries entertaining, and loved your music selection. I also have family in St.Louis so I thought I'd leave a little message for ya.
from roxymarie02 :
Your profile is hilarious and your diary is not bad either, I am just a fellow thespian cruisin the diary scene and thought I would pen you a short note.
from emobelle :
dear andy, of course you like my diary. it's phenomenal. also, 1. it's great that i'm the reason you started a diary and 2. i like polar bears, where can i get a blanket of them? *ashley p.s. your face looks like vomit.

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