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How goes your otherwise snarky day? If I fall of this slipper slope one more more time, I swear I'll join you in the leap off the pessimism precipice.

from catsoul :

Thanks for the note about Sunshine Sadie. The ultrasound results were good news, so that is a relief. Sadie being 12 and 1/2 now, and getting older, her liver isn't young anymore. So we will continue with what we are doing with her special dog food and supplements. Thanks again. =^..^=

from peggypenny :

Happy Belated Birthday. Here is a youtube video for your Birthday. Hey, you know Danger! He's a Fun guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2cOoF4pn4&feature=share

from dangerspouse :

Face palm yourself again, this time for me because I was thinking the exact same godawful pun...as was probably everyone else who read your entry. I mean, how could one not? Hey hey, a free bread knife! Score! (BTW, a tip I found useful when making tubs of pulled pork - or my favorite variation: pulled chicken thighs - is to use a stand mixer with the beater paddle. Does it in seconds, and it's indistinguishable from hand shredded. If you've got a monster Hobart floor stand mixer or something, it'll probably handle an entire pig at once.) The heck with CPC - go for the CMPC! Dream big, kiddo!! (And what's the fascination with fondant? Yeah, it looks good. But a good buttercream - I make mine by beating butter into chilled Crème Anglaise - tastes SO SO SO much better. I guess aesthetics mean more than flavor these days *sigh*) Rock on, chef! :)

from dangerspouse :

Oh c'mon. Who DOESN'T have an abscess on their ass these days? Get some sleep.

from ghostofgor :

Sorry to hear about your buddy Knightmare. I lost a dog to cancer and it made me stop wanting another. It hurts too much.

from ghostofgor :

Going back to school is key to making money. Period. Its a shame you dont try out to be a driver, they usually make better money too, while you are at it. Good luck.

from totybear :

*COMPLETELY* forgot this feature existed *slaps self repeatedly* I. Am. A moron! Saw some REALLY old messages you left for me so long ago, I have NO idea what you're even talking about anymore =) just thought I'd let you know I finally read 'em =)

from ghostofgor :

Walmart eye exams are usually lower cost, as are the cheaper 12 dollar glasses they can sell you. Google the part number you are looking for, a list of retailers will pop up with the lowest price. You will save hundreds. have it shipped. your brain will thank you.

from ghostofgor :

Actually, nothing to pay for. I was impressed with your answers, but surprised you waited this long to fill one out. I loved #6, #18(I was a ROTC rat too), #19. Sometimes I forget I even made surveys....and I wondered why no one saw them anymore. Now I know.

from ghostofgor :

Big creamy girl flesh for the win \o/ It does make life better. Even if its just for watching. Reminds us why we are men, why we stare, and why we willingly part with cash for said flesh. Its ok to stare, just no pouncing. People will freak out.

from ghostofgor :

I dont know what I would do in that situation. I think that if something like that were taking place, that big rift seperating ever further apart your life just got that much more lonly. Because you are being torn right down the middle by the closest blood relatives you have left. One is dying, the other is cutting you out for your association with your father. She wont say it, but you know Im right. It is selfish, and we cant make people change. And she may never change. Its just going to be hard watching it happen.

from ghostofgor :

Im an Alpha.... just a diff kind.

from smokelicker :

Abstain is the key word in your definition, as that suggests choice, but my computer dictionary said nothing about abstinence. I suppose I assign a connotation - always seemed like something one could be forced into to me. But that was probably just me. So long as your motives are selfish and not fearful, I'll leave you be on the subject. That just wasn't so much the impression I got from your journal.

from smokelicker :

Be neither flattered nor creeped out. Though perhaps a bit flattered because I assure you, I read to entertain myself and little else, watchful as I may have been for gender-specific clues. If I hadn't been amused, I wouldn't have continued looking. Chaste doesn't say as much as asexual does...Asexual implies a complete lack of interest in either sex and chaste is merely lacking interaction - it says nothing as to a persons WANTS. Don't you like anybody? Equipment aside, I find it hard to believe that you're not attracted to anybody. Do you think you're happier for it? Or do you feel you lack something essential? Did you lose someone? Or do your reasons lie elsewhere? It MAY not matter in the "nether", but...we're living for one reason or another so why aren't you fucking, Mr. Berkinix! I'm deeply concerned.

from smokelicker :

HA! You interest me. I read back in your journal (even the clan one), because I generally NEED TO KNOW where somebody's gender and preferences lie. Fuck my prejudiced ass, but I like gay people better so NYAH I enjoy finding homos whose lives are shared. So that's something I always look for. AND YOU NEVER EXPOSE IT. I finally snuck onto your surveys page and saw you ADMIT that you never reveal it and all I could do was laugh manically. Methinks you consider yourself asexual. So whatever you actually are, it would seem to me that you are uneasy with it. I think you're a boy. And I mean, any reader would know you like cocks XD So tell me, darling! How much should I like you? btw - If anything offends, colour me Puck.

from smokelicker :

i'm an avid licker of smoke, you see.

from janedoe0 :

LOL! I wish I could have put that entire entry in the comments part. I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair. You realy do have a way with words!!! And your note that you left. It made me laugh and it started my day off on a good foot! So thanks! lol

from janedoe0 :

hi! I sometimes read the diaries in the directory list,and came upon yours. :)

from janedoe0 :

Hey there, came upon your diary, checked your profile and I see you have fantastic taste in music :) So I decided to pop in and say HI!

from ghostofgor :

Maybe its just me but Poe killed himself. Dunno know how to feel about that yet.

from ghostofgor :

That had to be the best entry Ive ever read from you, or from anyone. Feb 9ths/8ths entry. I say this as I am faced with my own war of perception. As thats what it really boils down to isnt it? What we percieve to be the truth? And how we feel sort of shocked when the truth isnt what we thought it was?

from ghostofgor :

I was fighting the same river of snot. Look up a nasal spray with "four" in the title. It has the same ingredient as Sudafed PE. One to two squirts in each nostril keeps you clear for four to five hours. And no viscious increase in symptoms either.

from ghostofgor :

Losing your father will be hard. I cry even thinking about any of my parents death. I shut down emotionally when I do so you dont have to put on a brave face. It sucks. And Im sorry.

from ghostofgor :

I "love" you in a "guy friends who dig girls" kinda way. So both our reputations are solid on that note.

from ghostofgor :

We have guys I work with who are my size and pinch my ass. As fat as it is. And did I mention they go behind the damn terminal manager and pretend to rape him. Petite girls are a plus. be glad.....

from ruachadonai :

Thank you for your comments, I really apprectiate them. :)

from ghostofgor :

http://www.isuzu-amigo.info/

from ghostofgor :

One word for the knife lover in you. "Hissatsu" Google it, and revel in the "stick it in the organ of your choice" sharpness.

from ghostofgor :

�Y Feliz D�a de Reyes! Indeed. Please tell me that wasnt you wasting your hard earned dinero on Me.

from ghostofgor :

Drunken are better than none, but save the prayers for people who care in faith. Just knowing you took the time to think of my bro means alot. Thanks.

from ghostofgor :

I average about 20-30 hours of overtime PER WEEK. o_o No shizzle.

from ghostofgor :

Locking gas cap. *nod, nod* And set the van to detonate with a verbal warning. They will shit their drawers. They target the larger vehicles cuz they have larger tanks.

from ghostofgor :

If I didnt I would have missed some pussy calling my name.

from oinkoinkoink :

i just noticed the note you left me a while ago. Thanks so much for taking the time to leave me one...it made me smile. =) hope you're hanging in there. <3

from ghostofgor :

Yes, I feel the world creeping in where it wasnt never meant to go. One of the reasons I hate things.

from daath :

Happy to spread the booze, sure thing. Thanks for adding me, by the way. Check out my gallery sometime if you like photography.

from ghostofgor :

A flat tire is connecting with nature. Ther has to be bird poop on your car somewhere. good luck, and live doesnt start to really suck when everything sags for no reason. Unless its on purpose....

from jilllybean22 :

Thanks for taking my Otters survey! Nobody ever writes a complete essay, so i wont hold that against you. Anyway I love tacos like more than anything. Have a great day! -Jill

from beagle47 :

live. there is strength in numbers. ;) thanks for noting.

from totybear :

check this site out...i know you'll like her stuff...http://www.squirrelx.org/

from ghostofgor :

congradulations. What job?

from ghostofgor :

Im not known for My mastery of knowledge. I am a blonde after all, and I now know you are the-clan, and I am a dork. have a nice night. GOG

from ghostofgor :

pink bunnies are good, My fav is lesbian gummi bears and yes math sucks major horse (censored). o_o have a nice day. GOG

from crackheadred :

the korean version is even more creepified?

from erase-this :

*hugs*

from clauren :

I think you do have a great sense of humor. YOu have met your match as far as weirdness. I am weird kookoo but that is what makes the world go around in a funky way. And I don't think you are stupid. From reading your diary, you are not but very smart.....

from clauren :

THanks for answering bestbookoos survey. Yea I know there were some stupid question, believe me I did it when I wasn't thinking. Thanks for that little story at the end. I laugh so hard. I think you are the first one that finally have a sense of humor to write that in one sentence. THanks again.

from beagle47 :

thanks for the nod, b. your diary does not seem so much pessimistic as realistic to me. i like it. interesting about your mom and school. i wonder, how many people in this world have been taught by alcoholics and whether or not that is really a bad thing or not. i mean, hey, they too have their stories, right? anyway, peace. (and i really mean that).

from unknown- :

I as well have a sister shipped overseas to 'fight' for this inane 'War' we have going on. I will keep hope that your sister, as mine, will be kept in safety, along with all the REST of the American soliders in the same dire situation.

from erase-this :

and breathe :) sorry about your sis, i'll keep her in my thoughts kiddo.

from pureanswers :

i have an older sister too, and she's probably my best friend. i just understand her the best out of anyone, and because of that i can love her completely-- even with her faults. divorce sucks; my dad was pretty bad, too, but not anymore. ah, the joys of strong medication... i hope your sister is all right.

from pureanswers :

i'm sorry about your cat. i have two, and three dogs and a horse. i've gotten used to animals i love dying-- it's a natural thing, i've realized, and part of what you have to endure to love them as well as you do; being human, and having a long life span can suck... i hope you feel better soon, though i agree it's hard. (thanks for listing me as a favorite diary, i jumped up and clapped my hands because someone thought the random crap i spewed out wasn't complete crap)

from erase-this :

you know i just have one question? are you male or female? *hugs* actually i think that's pretty cool about your cat's collar, if i didnt look too silly i would have done it with my dog's... as it was she was a rotweiller. thanks for taking my survey

from erase-this :

i'm so sorry about Kelly *hugs* people who dont have pets dont realise but they really DO become a part of the family. *hugs hugs hugs*

from erase-this :

ok cool, by the way i fricking LOVE yer diary, makes me laugh in a sort of "this is funny" way. so that's good. right, i'm off to add you. peace

from erase-this :

i made a new ring, i think you'll like it.. it's a JD ring :)

from erase-this :

ah the days of gre/ay.... *reminise*

from erase-this :

thanks for being the VERY FIRST member of my grey diary ring! how special do you feel?!

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