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from dangerspouse :
You still around? (Posted 11/27/2012)
from readnglst999 :
Where is clarity25? Recent vacation blog - http://twoshotsoftequila.blogspot.com/ "Eric's" Photobucket account - http://s795.photobucket.com/home/sketchbookshark/index
from awittykitty :
Photos of poopers from around the world. I am totally indebted to you, Pimp. It was like Pooper'l Geographic. Although I am totally startled at the thought that Oprah poops. Are you sure? That doesn't really sound possible.
from sosuga :
You are hilarious and totally broke up the mediocrity of my work day thus far (and I'm not even done reading!) I can only hope to have such a friggin adorable family when I get married, you are too cool for school, BigPimpin!
from danglemyfeet :
ADORABLE. Oh em gee. =) Oh yeah. And... I'm back. x
from foursquare :
Damn it to hell, I found your diary back around November and wanted to add you to my buddylist... and then you go and quit updating!
from yeahimadork :
Pimp, where have you gone? Was it something I said? Do I stink? Is it because of my lazy eye?
from jane-dreams :
Hi there! I know you weren't able to read my Santa entry, since my diary is locked. I just wanted to let you know that I never considered doing Santa with my kiddos. I am not anti-Santa for other parents at all... he's fun and the kids love it. Anyhow, my little girl is three, and when her teacher asked what Santa was bringing her, she said that Santa isn't real. It disturbed the teacher greatly that I didn't do Santa with my kids. No parents had any complaints for me. So, my entry was sort-of an explanation as to why I don't do Santa. I'd never thought about the fact that she could go off to school and spoil it for everyone else. Since she is just three, it's hard to explain to her, but I just told her that lots of people like to pretend that Santa is real, and when she says he isn't real, she's ruining their game. She seemed to understand that fine... after all, she gets really frustrated when we don't acknowledge her pretend-play. She says, "You're ruining the game!" I think she's got it now that it isn't "nice" to say Santa isn't real. She even played Santa yesterday at home. Don't know why I felt the need to clarify this to you once Clarity mentioned the comment to me! I'm not offended or anythng, but I didn't want to be misunderstood. Sorry to have left such a long note, but I didn't see an email address to write to. Have a nice day!
from dangerspouse :
I'll give you dick. Wait...that doesn't sound right....
from northrup :
I found you through Smedindy - and I'm glad I did. I'm most amused. Thanks!
from smedindy :
Yo. If you must know, my template color is DEEP purple. Manly. Like Richie Blackmore. C'mon, let's go space truckin'....
from smedindy :
Hey! I saw where you started at the beginning! I think we're semi-kindred, being balding Dads of two and we both have our MBA. But I'm in NON-PROFIT so I'm no capitalist ho, like many o' my classmates wanted to be. I was the one who during class wore my Helmet t-shirt and Doc Martens, while talking about international finance. Them were the days they were...
from gumphood :
I like how I am intermitadly funny and insane. Is that a compliment? More of an observation. Anyway. I like your little Pimp getting ready for school. Let hope the rain stays away. Last thing I want my way in a hurricane of any sort.
from bleedenheart :
Thanks for your note, i really appreciate it. also, i love your diary, thanks for the laughs.
from artgnome :
you can set up a free comments system on diaryland using blogtools. It's been great and I've had no problems with it. I also then use free image hosting when I want to show pics. all done without the useless gold membership. :)
from rhidundantx2 :
Bigpimp! yeah the Gold is done...cant swing it anytime soon...even if I went Gold..Im pretty sure that all my stuff is gone..and with Pat gone too...it would be pretty stupid looking anyway. Im so inept at webpage stuff.. Congrats on the new one on the way! Btw...thats so cool. Rhi~
from nixtress :
Happy 4th of July to the BigPimpFamily :)
from banefulvenus :
great site!!
from nixtress :
Happy Father's Day.
from sunshine0221 :
Well your wife sounds like a very wise woman - Mary on the Half Shell is pure genius - and hold on to your hat - a kind reader has gotten me PICTURES!
from bluemeany :
Your little girl is adorable! Hopefully she won't hate you when she's older for telling the world about her blue poop. Then again, maybe she'll be proud of it ...
from veronicabond :
Clicked on your banner, and had to add you to my favs list after reading. Thanks for making me laugh out loud when I am otherwise supposed to be "working". Keep up the hilarity! :)
from goingloopy :
Dude, you have been spending way too much time on Andria's comments page.
from wifemotherme :
first time visitor, swing in from the sucky banner. Your going stright to my favs.
from july28 :
came in via your banner...love your pix so much I'm adding you to my faves!
from uridium15 :
okay, buddy, where the fuck is my 12.8 mill?
from poetcafe :
she's so cute! just had to say that . . .
from goingloopy :
...okay, so I am bored off my ass here at work, so I'm looking at people's buddy lists to find some new shit to read, right? So I look at yours. And then I look at your favorite movies, and noticed that Friday made the cut...but the quote was slightly off, so I felt the need to point this out. "I'm gonna get you HIGH today. It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
from geeked-out :
I agree Shatner is great. And now I must put on Mr. Tamborine man and dance with the sea monkey's.
from bluemeany :
I bet you look so cool standing in your yard yelling "Pitty Pat!" What kind of a name is that, anyway?
from nimiiwin :
LOL - you should hear the ruckus at our house when the youngest is told "no"! Oh, boy. BUT they are learning how to be regular children and not the devil spawn they were when they showed up. (They're adopted, btw. I did not give birth to devil spawn!)
from bluemeany :
Somehow I have been aware of you for weeks now, and only visited your diary for the first time today. I must have been loony to wait so long! Keep on rockin the verbage; I'll be back. -Meany
from kaybiff :
Pimpy, I need to send you some Greek food. I have recipes that OWN over anything you have ever tasted. For serious. It's like an orgy in the mouth, and, yes, everyone is indeed coming. (The secret ingredient is LOVE--and a dash of salt.) Καλα Πασχα!
from barbiewoman :
I had to lock up so e-mail me at barbiegirl4201@yahoo.com to get the password
from barbiewoman :
Thanks for adding me as favorite! I love the comment about me! I am going to up-date today....I have alot to say! From getting arrested for dumb shit- to finding out the guy I WAS dating was oly 19. WTF? Anyways- Thanks for the add. XOXO
from warcrygirl :
Speaking of potty training have you tried reverse psychology? Start with real things he can't have/do because "that's for big boys". Then slowly work in the potty. What worked for me was telling The Captain that only big boys ride the bus to school; "you're not a big boy cuz you pee in your pants." Deep cleansing breaths, dear.
from poolagirl :
Thanks for making me a fave!
from nixtress :
Happy Easter!
from yeahimadork :
Ok, so I know you have admitted to being an MTV junkie like myself... have you seen Power Girls (with that scary looking Lizzi Grubman)? As with the Super Sweet 16, I was fully prepared to hate on it and not watch, but I am sucked in, dammit. I can't look away!!!
from techrat :
you're kinda funny. in a hilarious way! i likes you.
from sole-review :
hi
from poolagirl :
Okay.....it's official. Your banner made me laugh, and your entry made me laugh even more. You're now on my faves list. Woot Woot! Besides, dangerspouse thinks you're funny. What better endorsement is there in this big old world?
from anisettekiss :
I didn't know you were SO close to me! Gosh, it's kinda nice meeting someone on here who isn't like 2000 miles away. Anyway, all those people are weird and say their words incorrectly. Ha ha ha. :) I'm stuck listening to B101 for crying out loud... help! (lol)
from shortied01 :
I too am addicated to MTV's Seet 16 show. I even saw the episode that you speak of. For my 16th birthday, I went to the mall. Good times. Napoleon Dynomite rocks. I love working in a video store. I play it just about every night.
from anisettekiss :
"I was trying to remember if it was you that wrote a while back that you were looking for old Ministry albums. I heard Stigmata on my XM radio last week and I thought about that entry. (If it was even you!)" -You Okay. THAT was meeeeee. :) You have a great memory. Ummm. Have a nice weekend! xoxoxo
from nixtress :
Happy Valentine's Day to the BigPimp Household!
from chillier :
I'm glad to see my taunt was effective. Fear the superiority!
from chillier :
I hear you're not really feeling the air of superiority floating around New England these days. Hey, it's cool, root for the losers if you want. But don't hate on us because we blow the rest of the country out of the game when it comes to football AND baseball. Happy Superbowl watching. Don't cry TOO hard when the Patriots win.
from kaybiff :
Or pancakes.
from kaybiff :
Ah, well, see, I'm not the one feeling lonely. I'm allergic to a lot of things, so I am on a diet and can't eat chips. Or something. And for the hunger I suggest a hoagie.
from hotcarl :
I'll be back. I've just been really busy at work. It should die down soon and I can get back to making insane references about arses.
from kaybiff :
Thank you, sir! It gives me the warm and fuzzies when people say that. Even from people I don't. Who are on the internet. That I would so totally send cookies to. Do you want some cookies, sir? I made too many. The last batch were a highly experimental BUT TOTALLY DELICIOUS batch of lemon cookies.
from kaybiff :
I actually enjoy babysitting. Babysitting could be good. What, with all the babies and their being cute and loud and crying but still cute--intrinsically. We could color. It would be awesome.
from sassykk :
Thanks bigpimp. I am here is spirit. I'm just slammed. I'll try to update today.
from nixtress :
Happy New Year to the BigPimp family.
from blueiceflame :
Hey. Merry late X-mas. Yeah, I'm stupid. ;)
from dangerspouse :
HAH!! That would indeed be El Motto Perfecto for this Garden State of Earthly Delights. Well done sir! Thanks for checking in all the way from Belgique - do they still have statues of Eddie Merx (sp?) on every street corner there? (BTW, your kid obviously reads my diary. How else would he come up with "Dangerfood"? Case closed.) Rock on, and have some alembic for me!
from grassyknoll :
Yeah, Belgian beer is quite strong. Glad you eventually made it home though!
from anisettekiss :
you got it babe ;)
from ticktrix :
Okay, so I threw my fit and I'm over it. I CANNOT make myself delete you from my list so we'll just have to agree to disagree about the Dave stuff. None of my "real world" friends like him either so I'm used to the abuse. Have a good time on your trip and bring us all goodies, m'kay?
from goingloopy :
(1) you should give the Indigo Girls a chance...listening does not mean you are a lesbian ;) (2) my best friend is a Dave FUH-REEK, and I really only like about two of his songs, and the one on my list has really cool lyrics (3) CD collection? people still buy those? (kidding. i have way too many. but if you're missing CD's...well, I was out of town when the shit happened.)
from kaybiff :
Really my dislike for my name comes from the whole thing. Although, all together it has a nice ring to it. Katie Xavier. That commands people into submission--submission of "lick my boot." Or something. And I am glad that you found me because I find you amusing and can now link you. Now we can both unlink each other! OMGZ!!!~~!111one
from grassyknoll :
I actually just started my MBA this semester. w00t, do *I* have a ways to go! One of the main reasons I went back was because I wanted to get a break from the student loan payments for a while. Wow, I really DO have to pay those back! :P On the other hand, I have to maintain six grad credits for eight months a year to do it. For the next three straight years. Have I mentioned I also work OT? Mommy???.....
from anisettekiss :
If I'm not mistaken, it's "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" Just teasing... how are you??
from nixtress :
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. Enjoy lots of bird followed by lots of naps. :P
from samanthaphi :
Thanks for the kind comment on my bruised arm and ego. Now update, already!
from goingloopy :
Thanks for adding me to your favorites. Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
from hooterville :
I can no long fantasize about you now that I know something came out of you resembling a featured guest on "In Search of. Sorry.
from autumnleigh :
Point well taken. I, too, think there should be caps on malpractice awards and for the same reasons that you do, but note that I eyed Edwards as a distant third, behind Clark and Dean. I see Bush's incompetence as dangerous, and I probably would have voted for just about anyone who ran against him. (I also think there should be salary caps in professional sports (MLB!), but that's another subject.)
from danglemyfeet :
*(snark)* I'm horribly sorry. I didn't see your observation at all, I just posted mine and ran. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
from ubergrrl :
Hey Pimpy, thanks for your comments as always.. I totally hear you on the crazy life-no-time-to-update thing. Unfortunately for me updating is not as high priority as lots of other things, so it suffers... it's ok though, when you have time to bitch about your life, I'd love to read about it. Lately I have so little to bitch about that my diary is just smarmy, not really bitchingly funny like it used to be. ;)
from incredipete :
I like chick flicks so long as it gets me some. The great thing about chick flicks is that chicks are usually happy to watch them in bed while cuddling, allowing easy access to the "good stuff." And yes, I do like the Chiefs, despite the fact that they suck big donkey this year.
from samanthaphi :
You can count on me to spout useless knowlege at every chance, regardless of the possibility of offending someone. I'm kind of irritating that way, but I've learned that usually I'm funny enough to pull it off. Or flirty enough. I'm not sure which. Is there really much of a difference?
from bingoguy :
Hi Again, First, I didn't come out on the player's side. I'm not sure why some people mistake understanding their stance equates to coming out on their side. You make valid points but you don't really touch on what my point. The Owner's created the problem. You even touch on it in your response by saying because of the large market teams overpay mediocre players. Is that the fault of the Bobby Holik's of this world? No. Is he wrong to accept a bloated salary? No. Is the guy who has similiar stats wrong to go to arbitration because he has similiar stats? No. Does the arbitration system work because it balances the field? Yes. Once again, my point was the Owner's need a solution on their side of the field. No matter what compromise the Owners/Players come to is not going to stop the Ranger's, Av's, Red Wings for over paying mediocre players and other players going to arbitration and getting similiar salaries. Personally, I think it's a bit of comeupance for the Owner's who had thier way with player's in the old days. I guess I have very little sympathy for Business people with no fiscial restraint.
from nixtress :
Pam's rack is like a coffee table book--designed to cause comment and conversation. Tiffani was cute when she was a kid (even in that Pauly Shore movie) but I'm just not impressed with her as an adult. I'm a Cult Of Angeline Devotee, what can I say? Thanks for the note back :)
from bingoguy :
Just a comment about your comment on Judd's Diary, Re: Playoff Ticket Prices. It's actually standard around the league for rounds 1 and 2 to be less than rounds 3 and 4. The prices are set way before the season starts. You can actually ask the ticket prices for each of the playoff rounds at the start of the season.
from goingloopy :
Yes, that "whole nother" thing irritates me too... As to how I found you, I believe you are also a fan of the Pork Tornado, and you commented. What can I say, my friends and I don't believe in actual work, preferring instead to spend our days surfing the internet. "BFRB" from my diary really read it first, because her job is more boring than mine. I need more favorites, because I'm a fairly new user, and I feel completely lame when I see other people with lots of favorites; hence, you were added. Don't make me regret it...hehehe.
from sunshine0221 :
Muahhahahah - be careful what you wish for. My TMI has TMI in the entry I posted tonight. And thanks for the kind words - I am glad others have seen Sliding Doors, and your journal is great and I am not saying that just because you about to become emperor of Equatorial Guinea.
from shortied01 :
I saw you banner and clicked on it. obviously. I just wanted to say you are too awesome. I added you. Your kiddos are cute too. -kat
from blakkrayn :
Aww, thank you. Im 26 actually, 3rd attempt at school, because I get bored that easily. Ive gotta stick it out this time though. Tis a must. I havent heard the Lucy channel yet but Ive got Ethel saved on there. I liked alot of the 80s stuff esp. Love and Rockets, The Smiths, Devo, A Flock Of Seagulls... good stuff. Boneyard is good for old 80s metal if your into that... xo
from fromdixie :
I cliked your banner and ended up laughing my ass off. XM is indeed awesome...I almost drove off the road laughing at Chris Rock the other night (XM Channel 150). Some girls I know only listen to the top 20 station; i guess they haven't figured out that you can listen to every damn station in every damn city in America and hear the same crap. Anyways, keep up the good work.
from sassykk :
You put me on your favorites??!! Thanks a big whole bunch. And my psychic powers are telling me to warn you against walking naked, with cash and meat duck taped to your body in a bad neighborhood. Really...DON'T.
from blakkrayn :
Found you the other day and laughed like crazy with your Lean Back entry :) XM is very addictive, it was a feature in my car when I bought it... it actually was commercial free and than they went to commercials for abit (thats when Sirius picked up lots of folks), now its back to commercial free. Yay! BPM, Squizz, RawXL are some of my fave channels. Anyways, Ive rambled on enough... enjoy the tunes! xo
from divaredneck :
Found you through purplecigar. I love it! I'm from the country where the roads are usually one lane, try passing a group of twenty bikers under those conditions!
from nixtress :
Thanks for the suggestion. I'm beginning to just think sledgehammers are handy.
from beagle47 :
life is cake, big'mba, life is cake. thanks for droppin' in and for the compliment!
from pinkytusk :
Hey Kevin Meanie.. It's nice to meet your aquaintance, Oh King of non sequiter. LOL xo.
from pinkytusk :
almost forgot.... 2 dogs too.
from pinkytusk :
Hey BP. Kaki recommended your diary. I am a sometimes happily married, 31 1/2 with a baby girl too. Maybe I'm a big loser though because I find yard work therapeutic. Your Miagi reference cracked me up. I used the same reference last week with a new chick at work. She asked me why our boss was so hard on her. And I said "Think of it this way, she is like Mr. Miagi and you are like Daniel son". The F'd up thing is that I was dead serious. Have a wonderful day.
from joecartoon :
Wait'll they both get tall enough to give you a swift unexpected blow to the cojones. That's when the real fun begins.
from kaki321 :
very, very sweet entry! I can totally relate as I have a 3.5 year old and a 7 month old. still trying to swaddle baby girl though? Is she about 2 months. Mine broke free of the swaddling at the hospital. All kids are different...
from warcrygirl :
Took the time to read more of your entries (well, I read all of the actually) and I love your stuff. Can't wait to hear the potty training adventures that are sure to abound. Thanks for adding me to your faves!
from warcrygirl :
Awwww!!! Such beautiful kids you've got there. And I know all about the head-butt, both of my kids have made my nose bleed at least once. Yowza.
from hotcarl :
"Next Week Molars" was from a commercial for toothpaste or breathmints can't remember exactly.. but the premise was all these people were in school learning about dentistry and at the end the teacher says, "Next week molars," and they guy at the front of the class faints from excitement.
from hotcarl :
You let your wife sleep in your bed? I make mine sleep in the garage with my other tools.
from kaki321 :
Hi! Got your message on my diary notes page and left you a reply back there...
from ubergrrl :
Christopher is so cute! Are you sure YOU'RE the daddy?? Goddamn you, now I want donuts too. Mmmmm donuts.... damn you.
from hotcarl :
So true about the weekend/productivity loss in relation to diaryland and work... I wonder how long before someone invest thousands of dollars to do an official study and blogs are banned from the office.
from unclebob :
Hey ... Friday night I had a dead crowd in the club, only a few people wanted to dance. So I figured "What the hell? Let's take a page out of the Big Pimpin' MBA's book and put on some John Denver!" Threw on "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" and the people that WERE dancing walked off the floor. I saw a few people slapping their knees and singing along at tables, but that's about it. Apparently the ratio of true Country Boys in the crowd was slim at best. Still, thanks for the advice because the people that WERE dancing all stopped and ordered more drinks. So the song has officially entered my collection of "Floor Clearers" that are used to kill a dance floor and boost drink sales. Thank you for that.
from ubergrrl :
Don't make me make your diary look all pee-pee ish again.... don't make me do it. Because I will...
from ubergrrl :
Maybe their dogs were barking at your screaming baby. Betcha didn't consider that, did you?? Dogs have really good hearing, you know. *wink*
from ubergrrl :
I don't even know what to say to you about your music entry... except, man, I wish you would have been at my birthday party a couple weeks ago. For the whole week preceeding, me and my coworkers listened to "The Rain" by Oran Juice Jones... Ro and I even made Mike purchase it on iTunes. Then we sang most of those songs, via Karaoke, at the party. In fact, I have a video of my friend and I drunkenly rapping "Baby Got Back". Maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to see it. The fact that I know all of those songs...does that make me old? Also.. might I suggest that when you begin to compile mp3s again, that you use iTunes...it is truly awesome. And...when your wife buys you an iPod for your birthday or some such nonsense, you can just synch the iPod to it, and you automatically have your collection backed up 2 places. Sorry about your music though. If I lost all mine, I'd die. I have it backed up on my iPod, my computer, and on an external FW drive. But I'm a geek like that.
from juddhole :
Dude, in the infancy of my diary, there were only select few folks that listed me as a favorite, so I obliged by listing them as a favorite, having no idea what was out there on our beautiful dland. Now that I don't have room for all the cool faves (like yours, dimwit) and all the folks that showed me early love, I've been removing them and adding more cool ones. I think that's what Miss Legs was referring to. I'll always keep the cool folks, I just may have to sacrifice those that are only on there because they showed me the love. Yours is definitely one of my favorites and I don't see that changing. Unless, you really go off on that whole molesting-dead-water-buffalo thing that you were hinting at. Freak.
from purplecigar :
Beastie Boys 4-ever!
from ubergrrl :
Damn, you hardly know me, and you have already discovered all of my buttons! I'm sliding off my chair right now thinking about you driving a pee-pee colored Saturn. Grrrrrowr. Baby. About this HTML crap, do you have any sort of theme in mind... at the least, a favorite color? Want dark text on light background, or light text on dark? Favorite things? I can try to help you out if you at least give me a starting point... Otherwise maybe I'll just design something on that pea-green engineering paper, with matrices and shit that will put people to sleep as soon as they see your diary. You didn't know my other degree was in astrophysics, did you? I'm not lying.
from ubergrrl :
Nice work, HTML-Stud-Pie. I like that your diary is urine-colored. If you want, I can design you a new template... for a price. Bwahahaha. I'm envisioning something involving bathroom tiles, a urinal with all the links dripping down the surface of it, and a nice urinal cake in there with something printed on it. God, I'm good. Kidding, I'll shut up now.
from tothefloor :
also, i saw you were asking about html advice. if you're looking for a new template, try some of the designers at: http://beautify.embellished.org/ -- usually they let you use the templates for free as long as you link back to them and tell them about it in their guestbooks. best, elle-emme
from tothefloor :
hee. you used the word "fellows." i too loved the depeche mode and new order. another band that i loved that i now think of as a gay band: the pet shop boys. i don't think i always knew that the girls in "west end girls" weren't, y'know... girls.
from purplecigar :
Now if only you would enable comments...
from ubergrrl :
Hey pimp daddy! How did you find me? I'm guessing the thirtysumpin diary ring. Thanks for adding me to your list. I've read your entire diary and I dig. You can pine for my single life... and I can read your entries and...rejoice that I am single and don't have to watch my mouth because I don't have kids with "peed-out" diapers. Is "mustardy", "loose" and "seedy" what I have to look forward to this decade? And here I thought turning 30 wasn't so bad. Fuck.
from purplecigar :
Hi. Thanks VERY much for adding me to your faves. I like your style and will be adding you momentarily. Also, Depeche Mode? Was totally digging them in the '80's. Man, the stuff we listened to then! Also, The Wiggles? Yes, their DVD's are on constant play at my house. My favorite song is "Six Months In a Leaky Boat." Yours?
from porktornado :
Loved the urinal cake entry. Thanks for making me laugh. You rock.
from bigpimpinmba :
This page seemed really lonely. Nobody has left any comments because nobody has read my entries! I'm leaving a note on my own page because I think that it is like priming the pump. When you have a tip cup where you work, you always throw a few dollars in and then people are a little more apt to give a buck or two. So, all you people who are not reading my musings... Please start dropping me notes!

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