messages to bluemeany:
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from bindyree :
Hiiieeee! I love you!!!! I don't say that to you often enough!!! You are my hero!!
from enigma1111 :
Caught your blog from somewhere, you're way too funny to be pounding ground over there. Stay safe. I'm ex navy (Canadian with beer and rum) myself. I kinda feel between the lines of your writing and really get a kick out of it. Hope to read more of you in the future.
from melwadel :
Thinking of you today - stay safe.
from pyroguysr :
I noticed that you were one of Tony's (T85225) friends. Perhaps you read his blogs about his battle with cancer. I'm sad to report that he succumbed and passed away this week at age 49. He was a good online friend of mine and will be sorely missed. I left some details on his D-land diary notes.
from randomrabbit :
Hello too! And thanks for the 'mad propz'. Though I did have to look up what that meant, which leads me to believe I'm not the hip young thing I like to think I am.
from fireflyez76 :
I tried signing your guestbook but it errored. Here we go again! I was profile surfing and came across your dland. I love the way you write and the hilarious things you have to say! I also peeked at your flickr and added you as a contact because I love seeing pics from anywhere that isn't HERE lol Anyways, I look forward to reading more of you! -Jamie
from femme-inine :
I've been reading for a while now ... I went over and read your 101 Things List and it's hilarious. I even *snorted*!
from haloaskew :
3/19/07: Good luck! Don't get into any troubs! Let us know what goodies you need as soon as you can (and that you're safe too!) Take care, soldier! {{Hugs}}
from moncapitaine :
Whew! I feel like I just got out of a time warp! I finally finished up reading your archives and I'm back up to real time, now. What a ride! And yes, I do think you should write Fear & Loathing in Baghdad. You and Hunter have a LOT in common. Before he was given his honorable discharge (and most of the people on his base couldn't understand HOW he didn't get a DIShonorable discharge) he was censored and counseled all the time over what he was writing. In the beginning of The Great Shark Hunt there is an official-looking military report saying that all of his work had to be thoroughly edited before release & that he was a big problem. Also. I CANT BELIEVE they are deploying you again! That sucks so much! Well, at least I'll have an opportunity to send you awesome care packages this time around, along with prayers & good thoughts for your safe return home.
from niceguymike :
Hoo-RAH! It's been a few years (well, about 23) since I was an Army journalist, but it was a lot more fun than being, say, a tank-turret repairman, which is the other thing they wanted me to be (or a COMSAT earth station operator or something). Welcome to the Wonderful World of NGM.
from bindyree :
"Have I ever told you you're my heeeee-rooooo".... :-)
from moncapitaine :
Hey, thanks for your note! I was starting to feel like an internet stalker there, what with all the quote confusion as well. (I have no idea if I can put html in a note but, http://danazlyn.livejournal.com is me too.)
from heydomsar :
I'm off to Canada on business until Thursday, so I'm turning my diary over to a couple guest posters. Optional assignment: "My favorite teenage/adolescent moment." Have fun!
from moncapitaine :
I've been reading your archives and I adore you. The more I read the more I feel like we're kindred spirits. Hunter Thompson is my hero as well & I just started back to school for journalism. I'm only up to July 2005, but I'm having a great time reading this instead of working! :)
from kungfukitten :
Haloscan is acting weird so I'm not sure if my comment went through so I'll post it here too, because it made me laugh and I hope you do too: I read "psychiatric" as "psychic" and I'm all for sending you some psychic help, hell, that may keep you from needing psychiatric help in the future. Can you do things like run into Seargeant Insane-O's office with your shirt on insideout? How about with your pants down clutching a roll of toilet paper? What if you walked in with lipstick prints all over your face? That would probably just piss him off more, huh? *Sending Meany good psychic vibes!*
from ms-do :
Bloody hell i'm at work completely hooked on your diary, why have i only discovered it today.....??? Oh well i'm enjoying thanks... I don't update mine much anymore but your welcome to a read if you have time.... Ms Do
from herdarlinsin :
Aww, you're welcome hon. I'm not worried about who reads my diary. Its junk anyway lol. (yours is so much more eventful)
from herdarlinsin :
I feel like a horrible person for not reading your diary and leaving you support as I should have been the last 2 months. eck. I'm so sorry. I left you some messsages. Look for them okay?
from dinahsoar :
What a swarthy pirate you make!
from dinahsoar :
Hi Meany! What a flake I've been! This is my first re-entry into Diaryland in forever. So much has happened. I have missed so much! It's not at all like a soap opera where, two years later, it is the same day. I'm sorry about your split with Husband (unless, of course, you are not). I loved your pictures with the glass ... especially the captions. Hope you are well.
from zencelt :
Hang in there baby! Sometimes it gets worse before it gets better when we do good things for ourselves. You totally rock!
from xnavygrrl :
Does your IPOD really wear a frowny face? I just had to know...
from gerg69 :
I've been to trying to send you a note to say thanks for the birthday note but i couldnt send it to your other space. And the getting around to it has been met with a lack of alacrity. Sorry! But thank you very much! Miss you blue!
from arc-angel666 :
Hi Sweetie: I had to lock up my diary. email me at celtic190@aol.com for my password.
from poolagirl :
Can you email me? I can't find your new email address. And while you are at it, send me your new snail mail too. I have a present for you!
from metanephros :
Hey, thanks for the kind words and the nice welcome...and it is I who loves YOU, bluemeany!
from dangerspouse :
Yes you CAN write bad erotica - I have faith in you! Hey hey hey, I love the new wheels!! Shame it's not a Mini Cooper (didja see the original "Italian Job"?), but that should be a blast and a half nonetheless. Congrats right back atcha, Meany. And thanks for the kickin' note!
from tox-sickgirl :
Ya just gotta love someone that drives a "blue mini" and has a blue meany on their site!
from haloaskew :
Money. Or the lack thereof (even though I'm working). Oh, and Rosie the office cat. For she is round and sweet and kittenly. My lease will be up for renewal next year, and I don't feel like going through a big job change at the mo, so I'm still biding my time. Mwah ha ha!
from janetplnetoc :
I did tell Carrie that you had met Toby Keith. She said that in lieu of kissing TK, she'll kiss you.
from janetplnetoc :
Cleo and Maggie G (she shortened her name when she became famous and danced with P Diddy at Paris Hilton's engagement party) will be STARS. Do you think they'll take us as their dates to the Oscars?
from janetplnetoc :
When we get our squirrels, they can be friends. They can start online diaries and leave each other notes. If I get a girl squirrel (which I am hoping for as i like the way it rhymes) I will name her Cleo.
from sparkspark :
I'm attempting to install the comments, which is um, a failure. But soon, I have faith, I will be successful! i.e., "have someone else do it." The flying squirrel is on its way!
from wench77 :
Did you miss the breakup? I think you missed the breakup. That entry was about crying when I think of how nice it was at the start. We've been broken up over a month, and even casual hasn't worked out. So it is hard to "enjoy it" (unless you mean enjoy crying when things remind me of what I don't have anymore) and no one is happy. Are you on my private entry updates list??
from metaleve :
Hey, glad you dig the dishes. They're real cute. Let me know if the Veruca Salt tantrum works ;-)
from zencelt :
Hey, how are you Blue Girl? I hear you passed my way and didn't so much as spit in my direction... Hmmph! You are still an Assholian Virgin. We've gotta get that corrected. There's nothin' like the real thing baby!
from dangerspouse :
Yeah, get yourself a reciprocating saw!! It'll cut through stuff faster than a M-249 saw...WITH a 203 attached! Hey hey hey - you're coming to Jersey? Good god, what part? (And don't say "the polluted part". That doesn't narrow it down at all.) Thanks for the note, kiddo! (signed) Dangerspouse, the REAL Jesus. Bless you.
from notfukdupasu :
YAY! Glad to see you are back from Iraq. I am almost off this rat ass decrepit piece of coral. United States, here I come. Now, when I get there, if I can stay out of Iraq I'll be doing good. :)
from zencelt :
Oh thank God, I thought it was a vibrator...
from hamiltonian :
Liked your 99.
from smedindy :
It's UP! Just for you!
from surrenderme :
New updates are ready for your best criticsm Miss. :) Have fun hon. It's five parts long.
from candoor :
hope home is good to you :)
from dinahsoar :
Consarn it! Now THERE'S an expression you don't hear every day (or do ya, there in Joe-Ja)? I love it. It hearkens me back to "The Real McCoys" of my childhood. Pepito and Granpappy Amos. I love your singing picture! You look so happy and free! So glad you're enjoying home!
from wtfrachelle :
please go here http://wtfrachelle.diaryland.com/
from smedindy :
Yo, Meany! I think the quiz will be posted on Monday. I have something I'm cooking up for this weekend, which will be busy (of course). Stay tuned!
from dinahsoar :
Just read today's entry, so you have already answered my question, "How's home?". So happy to see you cavorting and hanging out at Target and getting stuck in traffic. Welcome!
from dinahsoar :
Thank you and good point! So - how's home? I'm so glad you're back!
from dinahsoar :
Welcome back, Meany!
from krenan :
Yeah, yeah, yeah, back home, yadda, yadda, great husband sex, blah, blah, pole dancing or waffle eating, whatever. Let's get to the good stuff. What the hell happened to Raechelle of WTF?
from dinahsoar :
Hey, Meany! I finally found my way back into Diaryland & am catching up on your entries. They are so exciting! I feel like I'm there (but not so much). Your New Year's Eve party was testimony to your ingenuity. That ball was nothing short of amazing!
from sparkspark :
You are right! The customers just don't tip as well when I wear a frown. I'm gonna put on my gold dancing shoes and get back on the floor. Well... the pole. XOXO Miss Vermont
from bindyree :
Happy New Year, my friend. I just wanted to say that again. ♥
from dangerspouse :
Hey babe, thanks for the note!! Happy New Years wishes to you also! Hey - don't they put nog in MRE's this time of year?? Jeez, what is the Army coming to. Anyway, I'll do my best to make you vicariously fulfilled - will making out with my corgi count? You know how it is after a few nogs. Listen: have a safe and wonderous leave. I loved your e-mail! xoxox
from bassclargrrl :
<META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW"> <- put that between your <head></head> on both your entries page and your older page, and search engine robots will (eventually) stop indexing you. no amount of Googling can find you after the robots stop indexing you -- not sure if that'll be helpful for you or not.
from mollyx :
I like the term "unofficial twins." Do people give you a lot of shit for wrist tattoos? Or ask "Didn't it hurt there?" a million times? Cuz I get that. A lot. Next time, I'm saying, "Yeah, but not as bad as the one on my labia." God. Anyway, nice to meet you, too! I like your diary and I like you.
from sixelasauce :
I was inspired by your pictures. You captured the heart and soul of those people...and you made me want to squeeze every little kid. Great Job Meany-woman!
from zencelt :
What great pictures! I'm glad you're safe.
from dinahsoar :
Meany, my prayers are with you. Be especially of anyone without a purple finger. You'll be fine. I'm so glad you'll be coming home soon.
from northrup :
Sadly, the quotes had to end there, so there was no Black Knight for me. Homeless druggies can't generally afford Monty Python DVDs. After the raid went down successfully, I DID indulge in a brief Police Squad quote: "Is this a bust or what?" "It's very impressive, ma'am, but I have to take you downtown..."
from zencelt :
Much more to his liking? How can anyone like anyone more than you? I won't go into legnthy, ugly descriptions of HIS person, such as idiotic, dickless, weak, lacking in inner stregnth and conviction, shallow, worthless to womankind... I'll just say that I think you rock, and I hope you your path separate from his pronto. A man should have enough pride in himself to love his wife well, or end a relationship without needing a security blanket...
from northrup :
Hi Bluemeany...long time reader, first time - er, noter. I was so sorry to hear about Husband - pretty gutsy thing to do to someone who's got so many weapons lying around that they can do (awesome) cartoon impressions with them. Elmer Fudd never looked so good! Seriously, though - thank you so much for doing what you're doing. I pray for you every night (and usually little auxillary prayers every time you post). God Bless America and those who keep her safe. I'm so glad that you're getting home soon!
from sixelasauce :
holy shit!!! I am right now as we speak knitting a sock..that I am going to fill with sharp rocks..and pointy glass..so I can fly to your home town..and beat him with it in a dark alley. Really thinking of you...hugs
from haloaskew :
Ohmygod...when I read your note, I nearly SPEWED. Thank you, Goddess Of Understanding! Do you know what soundtrack I listen to in the mornings when I'm in the quitting mood? Office Space, mainly "Take This Job and Shove it", rap-style, complete with Bill Lumberg "mmmmmmm yeahs." My favorite (best out of the lot) co-worker has never SEEN THAT MOVIE and I'm about ready to buy her the movie (and a new TV and and DVD player) just so she can. Perhaps then she'll realize my anguish, or at the very least, I can ask her to go to Chachki's for a coffee and she'll KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. At any rate, thank you!
from sixelasauce :
I love you sooo much!!! your sillyness makes me happy and I only wish the best to you...oh you rule so much!
from dinahsoar :
Hi Meany. Thanks for the note. For some reason, it's been hard for me to write lately. But I'm comin' back! Thanks for missing me. I loved your pictorial montage today. That sunset was really beautiful. Somehow, I don't imagine anything being beautiful in Iraq (except, of course, you).
from haloaskew :
Hey Blue...thanks for sending Tater (a.k.a. Stacey) your thoughts and love! Sure do appreciate it, and I know she did too! :)
from tater-fay :
thanks so much for your kind thoughts towards my sister, her baby and my family. This is all just so damn surreal to me still...I don't even know what to do, say, or think. Thanks again!
from haloaskew :
Yes, interesting that the Kentucky Derby is like...fucking HOLY around here, but the HOLIDAYS? That have been celebrated for hundreds of years? NOTHING. I guess I forgot to mention in my latest entries that we might not even get a holiday for Christmas, because Christmas falls on a SUNDAY this year and per co-worker "that's just our bad luck." I almost spit up on her face when she said that. I am biding my time...biding my time. Until I can BIDE NO MORE.
from wench77 :
I am sorry, when I write 'don't do xxx" it is because I am not in a space to take jokes, and I really tried to be clear that I am in a snarky defensive etc mood... I had momonroof joking yesterday and nearly bit her head off. I really don't write warnings about what to write in the comments if it is not necessary. She wrote a 'joke' yesterday and it made me angry and then crying. Really. Thanks for trying to make me smile. But please, I don't write warnings if I actually would be open to jokes. Right now it is like trying to joke at a funeral. Mostly it doesn't come off, and the grieving person is more likely to hit you and then dissolve into tears than smile. But thanks for trying. hope you got more giggledolls today.
from wench77 :
um, was that a joke? Did you read the part where I say PS do NOT say,"oh, the right one will come along"?? You really were just being a joker non?? Cuz um, I was um, freed up and available before this thing with him. And NOW I am so not available. I am thinking of him, not looking at other people, being bummed out, unattractive, distrustful and closed emotionally. I fail to see how going from 'over my last breakup and feeling good and stable" to 'hurt, mistrustful, fucked over emotionally' frees me up for someone new. If someone says they like me I shall probably sneer in his face, whack him one, burst out in tears and slam my door. I don't think that is a good flirting technique. Do you?
from blazingstar :
Awesome, I just emailed you (and added an email link to my diary). I'm noworries121. THANKS!
from blazingstar :
If you're interested I can email you the password to my private diary which explains what's going on...I'd love to just wait and see what happens but in this case things have already happened and...it's complicated. Anyway, feel better! Hope the pain's going away.
from haloaskew :
Thank you so much!! It's so NICE to know people have my back on this situation at work. Please DO lend me your semi-auto if you would. I'm gonna need it.
from scooterkb :
okay, so I found your diary while searching around for funny things to read.... have been laughing nonstop since then. Best of luck with getting home safely, and thank everyone over there from me... the crazy canadians....
from zencelt :
When he was teaching me all that self-defense, he had no idea I have you in my side. Who needs self-defense when you have a woman with a bazooka looking over you???
from wench77 :
Wo! What joke? Tell me the joke!! I haven't seen Clerks for like a million years! I wanna hear the joke!! (you can email it to me)
from smedindy :
Just saw the post on Unfukd. Uh, he didn't really say that, did he? I hope, for your sake, he doesn't have the drippy dick or something like that. Gah!
from jimmysworld :
You better not keep talking like that, cause honey, high morals my ass. I know you want it, and I know you get it. I mean come on now. Unsexed? Quit playing games. When you come stateside, we'll have some fun. okay. thats a promise.
from geeked-out :
It told me I was $174.58 overdrawn. I suppose that I didn't die of shock right then proves that my heart isn't as bad as I thought it was.
from jimmysworld :
I was hoping for a really ugly girl to be in charge of the no sex diary. Guess not. Why are you repressed again? I thought in the army you had to have sex with the male soliders? Saw that on 60 minutes.
from caffeinegeek :
Hmmm... your comments don't seem to be working. So when can your dear readers see this video?
from sparkspark :
Yes, come out and party in the frozen foods aisle with me!!
from ramblin-bill :
the comments are missing right now - where'd they go? Ahh well, so much for the really witty comment I had for that entry. It would lose something here on the notes page. Trust me. And I have not sent out the package yet, but I will this week... I promise.
from hedgehoggy :
No, we like to do the German interrogator's rendition in which we say "Tar-Geet." I also like to look at clocks and say in my best German, "Vee have ways of making you tawk" but I'm weird.
from nicim :
hello darling meany!! you know I am SO OCD, please close out awittykitty's italics in unfukd when you get half a chance. I so dearly love you started that group site, it is infinite fun. XXOO N
from betseytacy :
I was wondering if you knew that diaryland lies to us! i recently bought a gold membership for 2 yrs. for $54 and then decided 2 days later that i didn't want it... and asked for my money back (which they promise you if it's within 30 days!) and THEY REFUSE TO EVEN ANSWER MY EMAILS!!! so i'm telling everyone.
from dinahsoar :
Hi Meany, I've been so preoccupied with health stuff (things are okay, now, thank God!) that I've been taking off from reading. Today, I browsed through what I had missed and realized how much I missed YOU! You always bring me a smile or a laugh or sometimes a downright guffaw! But always there is pathos and sensitivity in your humor (shining right behind that characteristic potty mouth)!
from hissandtell :
Moi? Malicious? Well, how bloody rude. Come the revolution, they're the first to go. Love, R xxx
from his-holiness :
Newness... in word & image.
from sparkspark :
I did! I did join. I haven't been able to make the badge show up, though. (This is because I am stoooooooooooooooopid.)
from haloaskew :
The font on the group diary is all fucked up (my fault!) It doesn't take too well to my bad HTML apparently. I done screwed it up somehow. Make it STOP!
from haloaskew :
Oh dear me. I forgot to add a horizontal line, or a Shakespearian "ACT II" to my entry. A.D.D., who me? Tonight, I am all over the goddamn map. Cheaper than flying. More peanuts here, as well.
from zencelt :
Well, I do love to be driven...
from sparkspark :
Perhaps Husband can learn from the Keelhauler's lesson. Then again, I'm not totally 100% convinced that the Keelhauler has absorbed the lesson. I think he just was totally uninterested in the woman, but didn't want me to "accidentally" find the card in his wallet. He's not stupid, that one! But hey--whatever works. Fear, intimidation, crying jags...
from haloaskew :
I think he was looking for a kinder phrase than "we picked up two whores."
from jacqueline21 :
"When you go into a public restroom, why is EVERYTHING WET?" So... how are you... how are things? HAHA! J/K. I liked your entry today. You always make me laugh:)
from arc-angel666 :
Honeybunny Medals are important! I'd hate to think of what the other stuff in my junk drawer would do without them. Actually the cases they come in are kinda cool. And don't forget when you wear your uniform with all your badges, medals and ribbons you look like a lit-up Christmas Tree.:-) Its weird but I liked my Ranger Slash, Jump Wings, Helicopter Assault badge, Combat Infantry Badge and Unit Patchs more that the highly coveted Medals for Valor. That's kinda funny too, when they pin them on you, that is if there's a ceremony, (usually your CO says I put you in for this or that, it was approved and here it is) they always say things like You were awarded, like you had a choice in doing what you did. I really love it when they pin a PH to your pillow in the Hospital. Now should anyone get upset about my comments concerning this (medals)...tough, According to the Army I earned them(medals, ribbons and badges) and can say anything I want about them. Honey just hang in there, do your job and at the end you'll receive the Survival Medal. It'll go something like this on the citation: Specialist Meany displayed bravery and uncommon valor above and beyond the call of duty while facing overwhelming superior force of assholes while conducting her daily duty for four years service in the US Army. She repeatedly repelled wave after wave of moronic attacks. Although surrounded and seriously mentally wounded by the incompetency of co-workers, incongruous, discordant and incapable superior officers she maintained a suitable decorum, completed her required duties and went above and beyond completing the duties of others, enlisted and officers alike. Her display of uncommon common sense is indeed a rarity these days amongst the ranks in the Army and for this she is to be commended and awarded with the Survivalist Medal. :-)
from haloaskew :
Yep, I love me some movie critic viciousness too. Now, I must tell you that there were some "good" reviews of Elizabethtown, but based on the whole slew of BAD ones, you had to wonder whose ASS these "critics" with the good reviews were trying to LICK. (Very pointedly with their tongues. Right on UP there in the deepest crack shadows). It was almost enough to turn me off my ice cream sandwich. (I said ALMOST). Speaking of lickage, do you have ice cream there in Iraq?
from sparkspark :
They're all these Mexican 45s I found buried in a bin at this little thrift store--they're so great. The A sides are also in Spanish. And yes--I think the prescription for Gen. Jake's woes is indeed more cowbell.
from haloaskew :
Autographed? Well that changes everything. NOT! MY DENTAL SCRAPER'S SON TALKED TO LEGOLAS. I trod upon the same sidewalk Legolas did. There is simply no comparison. Oh shit, "Beaches" is on (the brunette's about to eat it). Must dash!
from haloaskew :
Must I remind you that my dental hygienist's SON spoke many words to Orlando? Putting it a different way: The hands that groped around in my mouth TODAY have TOUCHED the boy who SPOKE TO ORL...LEGOLAS. Have fun with your life size cut-out. You have cardboard. I have REALITY. I am so much closer to fucking his pointy elf ears than you are! (Cardboard does NOT count!)
from yeahimadork :
Dude. Fuck notes. Notes blow. Do you have to have a xanga account to subscribe? I think I need to be in that guy's fan club. I <3 him.
from yeahimadork :
Yeah, why did you leave a note? I shouldn't even be talking to you since you deleted my comment, you bitch. ANYHOO, where in the hell did you find that guy? I'm at work, but I'll read in detail when I get home. I think I am going to write an entire entry in the emo/pre-teen style one day. WOO!
from zencelt :
My that Brian has nice teeth. Any chance he'd shave that pretty head?
from zencelt :
I do love my blue-girl. Chocolate remedies work wonders, don't they?
from blazingstar :
Just wanted to let you know how much I'm LOVING your diary. I just found it today, so I'm trying to catch up by reading as many entries as possible. What can I say, I have a lot of free time.
from dinahsoar :
Hi Meany! I can't tell you what a fun surprise it was to come home yesterday to your card! That was so funny - makes me want to vacation in Iraq! Especially, thank you for your sentiments. You mean alot to me and I really value your prayers and insights. It was the kind of card that made me laugh and get tearful at the same time. Front of card - laughing maniacally! Back of card - so touched by what you said! You are so multi-faceted. You can be such a cynical (sounding) potty mouth ... and yet your gentle and loving heart always manages to shine through. I am blessed to know you. Rock on, Meany!
from notfukdupasu :
IF I still had the receipt, but at some point I managed to lose/throw away the damn thing. I don't know what I did with it; must have thrown it away...
from dinahsoar :
Gotcha! Thanks SO much for all your support!
from sparkspark :
I considered "underpants," but that doesn't get across the flimsy nature of the object. I guess I could say "lacy underpants," but they're made of licorice. Sweet, sweet underpants. Mmmmmm.
from zencelt :
My or my don't you have the interesting husband... When do you get to go home?
from sparkspark :
Hey, there! I didn't, get the postcard yet that is, but I haven't checked my mail in a day or two. I like to let it build up so that I feel POPULAR. Falsely, falsely popular.
from haloaskew :
HA! You know I would bust your ass all over the pavement, if I didn't like you so much. Perhaps we should discuss the matter over a few containers of Snak-Pak chocolate puddin'. AND BRASS KNUCKLES. BRING IT ON!
from haloaskew :
I meant, SOLDIER ROBOT WHORE. But you knew that, didn't you, puppet? Lick my boots! Now create a spreadsheet about boot lickage!
from haloaskew :
That's the best comeback you could come back with? Aww, hell. Is it you, or is it ME? (P.S. Don't think about syrupy pancakes. With LOTS of butter. Take that, solider robot whore!)
from smedindy :
Hey, many people from my sister's generation don't know those songs. Mainly becaused they were too stoned listening to Zeppelin all the time. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...) I didn't know most of them until around 2000 or 2001. That's why music is the best thing ever - it's so timeless. Sorry, I'm gushing....must be cynical....
from jacqueline21 :
How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
from haloaskew :
YES! And just imagine, for one moment, the kind of people who would go to their concerts. The fodder for amusement is endless!
from his-holiness :
*ding*... we've got special on fresh Holiness.
from thedetails :
Something screwy is going on with your diary... just thought I'd let you know.
from gumphood :
Where are you>
from dinahsoar :
Well, I was gonna say "Where the hell do you live?" but then I remembered that, indeed, you do live in hell (maybe not ... but you can probably see it from there). Where precisely IS it appropriate to turn the clocks back, because I live in California and now you've got me all turned around. I read your entry and started racing around, then slowing down, then thinking the delivery of patio furniture I am awaiting is late, no early. So, I called the time and there IS no clock change today. At least not in the corner of hell I live in. What is UP, Meany? On another note ... thanks for your lovely comments the other day.
from haloaskew :
The apocalypse actually came about 2 hours ago. *smoking cig* Didn't you get the memo?
from plopphizz :
I can't find the comment link on your site. Where is it? -- P.P.
from sparkspark :
I know, it's weird. And yet: I AM both complacent and headstrong. It mostly manifests as a lack of ambition coupled with strong opinions, near as i can figure. AND, I am at home at the moment, but will look you up as soon as possible. The book's at work. D'oh!
from geeked-out :
YAY Mary's kicking ass!! Are you back at diaryland now?
from haloaskew :
Pull out your bat, because this waitress didn't appear to be a newbie at ALL. She just had a completely fucked up sense of timing. Maybe she can buy a watch from Walgreen's with the $2 tip I gave her. HA!
from pansycline :
I should fear it... and yet I find myself drawn... strangely... closer...
from pansycline :
Jager Bombs? Are those real? As in, if I were at a bar and didn't speak the language but ordered a Jager Bomb, they would give me a shot of Jager and glass of Red Bull? Because I want to do that kind of badly now.
from arc-angel666 :
You have a point on their farting ability, but I'm not sure the Army wants soldiers who can sing cadence out of their asses? On the other hand the Chem/Bio guys would die to have these young recuits. Seriously these kids farted in perfect harmony the chours to "Who'll Stop the rain" by Credence Clearwater. Of course everyone around them had bloody noses and blistered Lungs :-) Actually they could be the perfect weapon set them down behind enemy lines then have them fart out Lead Zepplin's Stairway to Heaven. It would kill every living thing within a 5 mile radius, yet leaving all equipment and structures untouched...My God their the perfect weapon, Neutron Hinney Bombs :-)
from sparkspark :
You can't bid, because I will need you to be part of the Evening of Rapier Wit, and bring a bottle of Jager and some Miller High Life. I need fuel for my wit, yee-haw!!
from sparkspark :
It was definitely Jager and beer. I watched the guys pour the beer into the glasses. SO hideous!
from his-holiness :
A new entry is now available. Please hurry to aisle three.
from zencelt :
I'm too old and broken. I guess they could use me for target practice...
from zencelt :
You're the best, Blue-girl!
from zencelt :
If only I knew what a lugnut was... Hey, I have an idea. Why don't I introduce him to you when you come to Assholia and you can rip him a new one? Yay for Army girl power!
from haloaskew :
But first, we'll need to whip a spreadsheet to remind them of HOW MUCH THEY SUCK. It is OUR JOB to make them remember.
from arc-angel666 :
After talking to you on the phone I have come to the conclusion BABY YOUR HOT! :-)
from gumphood :
The Heathens chose "The Highway"
from sparkspark :
You may borrow The Kitten Umbrella at any time. Just say the word. (The word is "kitten.")
from sparkspark :
I know! He'd better tip me real well if he doesn't want to bring the Miss Vermont smackdown on his ass!
from his-holiness :
But not quite so exciting as the one I'm anticipating after this weekend is the one I've just done this very night. & hi.
from his-holiness :
And so I shall. Thank you. I'm anticipating a fantastic one after this weekend.
from gumphood :
Bombs over Baghdad
from sparkspark :
The foam hair is YOU, girl! It brings out your eyes.
from haloaskew :
I have sinking feeling she doesn't get puppets (Muppet or otherwise) either. She's a workaholic dumbass. Much better to be an alcoholic smartass. That's my motto. And I'm so happy you got the package! What did you think of the DVD? (total cheeseballs! Because I couldn't fit real cheeseballs in the box!) But I loved the theme of the series: "I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE." There's no better way to do that than in sweaty cut-off jeans, is there?
from nimfalas :
I haven't even listened to the entire thing yet, but let's just say my mother got pissed while we were watching tv together (me with headphones & iPod) because I kept busting out in laughter, and was not able to stop. Dane Cook is The Funniest Man Alive. :D
from sparkspark :
"Angelina and her jizzed-on-by-Billy-Bob lips." I will never be able to think of her any other way, and for that, I have you to thank.
from haloaskew :
Remember...I am envisioning the TRUE BRAD PITT. In his highest, most perfect form. Once he's mine, he'll be back to his natural sandy brown with blonde highlights state, with ever-so-slightly long locks, clean-shaven, bare-chested. Ready with a hairdryer and a tight pair of jeans. Angelina could never hold a candle to that, even with all the lip gloss in the world.
from haloaskew :
Oh, yes, I do suck. Just ask Benjamin Bratt. ;)Oh, HAPPY (BELATED) FUCKING BIRTHDAY! Geez, I suck AND I'm a retard. Great. I better pull out the ol' razor blades again. Sharp. Shiny. FUN.
from sparkspark :
You are going to have the most energetic keyboard in the WORLD! Yee-haw, etc. And XOXOX right back atcha. And in case you didn't read my previous comment, I mailed your package on Thursday--in retrospect, I don't know if I filled out the customs form with the required degree of accuracy, but the man at the post office didn't bat an eye. Yay again!
from haloaskew :
Your goodie package has been mailed! I had to fill out a crazy-ass customs form five minutes before the post office closed, which I hope I prepared correctly. Delivery is estimated at 14-16 days even though I sent it priority. Shitballs! Is that like one step up from "slow boat to China" in military terms? But I know the Pringles will hold. I have faith...in the Pringles. (Shouldn't we all?)
from batten :
Love you, babe. Congrats on the solitude. Living solo is comfy-er... IMHO. Big hug. COme home soon. BTW congrats being flamed. It's a rite of passage on the i-net journaling world. She's a total cunt though. (grin) -J
from zencelt :
You have no idea! I was practically on my knees in tears thanking the gods for my good fortune. What are the chances?
from haloaskew :
I also tried to comment on your blogger the other night and rec'd a "down for maintenance" message. So happy to hear you're coming back to the less-hellish D-land! (Andrew's starting to get his shit together!) Did you ever get a thank you from that PayPal dumbass? He's DAMN LUCKY you were so kind, considering the ol' adage "A fool and his money are soon parted" and how much of a dick he was about all your efforts to get his money back to him. SHEESH! And sorry to hear that your upcoming vacation plans were squished, like a bug under the boot of THE MAN. But, you can always visit THE HALO ASKEW HILTON, where the only thing more plentiful than dog hair is BEER.
from yeahimadork :
Goddamn blogger is down for maintenance and won't let me comment. I totally would have dicked around with that guy and his stupid money after his jerky comments. "Where's the money, Lucas?" "Joe, the money is gone." "I know it's GONE, where's it gone to?" "Atlantic City." "Atlantic City? Is it coming BACK from Atlantic City?" "I... I don't think so." "What's it DOING in Atlantic City?" "Recirculating."
from sparkspark :
Ohhhhhh. Right. Thank you.
from sparkspark :
Wait, how does that song go? I know I've heard it. Sing it for me.
from sparkspark :
That's a negatory, Big Ben! (I guess... I'm new to this...) But, yee-haw! Mudflaps are swingin'!
from zencelt :
Kilts are gods gift to horney women...
from herdarlinsin :
Best work eh? Wow. Thank you. But there's stil more to come.. or is that come? God.. I need jesus... or something. And I'm assuming that your Yahoo username is the same as your e-mail? Look there for your next update darlin' *muah*
from sparkspark :
Damn, that spider looked just like that chick from Flashdance.
from zencelt :
I've got the cheese, I just need the soup... And a hot man in a kilt to make it for me ; )
from herdarlinsin :
hey sexy :) just wanted to let you know that I'm beginning work to finish a story I had started back in November last year. So just hold onto your panties, and give me a few days. I'll personally deliver it to your mailbox. Ok? *wink wink* (bet you're foaming at the bit now for some literotica.. just what you need to add a little more heat between the sheets....) *giggles* And hows things where you are?
from zencelt :
Oh yeah. Hammerjacks had its hayday in the 80s before I was legal. When they reopened in the 90s they totally sucked. If you ever make it here, we'll show you a MUCH better time! We know how, really. Its not all toothless all men around here.
from momma-at-17 :
Thanks for your email sweetie. I sent you my user/pass information from my old email (It's the only one I can get to at school) Let me know if the info works, a lot of people were having problems with it. Oh! And I've updated with a TON of new pictures for you!
from wench77 :
hehe, I don't go to the notes page (except to read my notes... and to make that load faster just delete the old ones)... what i have bookmarked for you and others (one bookmark, I just put in the correct username) is the page with the little white "leave a message" window. So I don't have to go to the entry, don't have to go to the notes page. Just click on the bookmark and directly to where I can write the note. Fast fast fast. Besides, like I said, a blogger comment window takes as long to load as the whole notes page at diaryland. blech blogger. hehe.
from wench77 :
hehe, you're absolutely right. Bet it is hotter there. I am not a desert gal. I grew up in the prairies and that is hot and dry enough for me thankyou. (I have an insane friend or two gone off to Burning Man in the desert. urk. I shall stick with my musicfest in the woods). Bet it's rainier here! (totally still gushing down nonstop 12 hours now) And um, yeah, just thought, now that you're a Blogspotter, I suppose one day these handy notes will disappear (I have the leave a message page for one diarylander bookmarked, and only have to replace their name with any other diaryland username and voila, instant note access) tah!
from zencelt :
Yeah, you know, I'm feeling kinda hot. Speaking of hot, I hope you get a decent roommie in the skank palace you call a home these days. Crossing my fingers.
from haloaskew :
I was just thinking about you! I was like "Hey, that army bitch never emailed me!" I didn't get SQUAT. I don't know if it's my FUCKY email server or some D-land time/space fuck-up or what. But it's fucked at any rate. I'll give you an email address I rarely use, so SPAM ASSWIPES/STALKER LOSERS, GO FOR IT. Try this: NooKaboo@aol.com. (Don't ask. Don't tell. That is the policy). Send me a note after you send me a test email, so then I'll know to go and check for it, 'k? Then I will email you the hick song. GODDAMN, I love my country!
from wench77 :
um, you haven't really met me, but *I* do not have that unclebob whatever guy listed in my faves. Not at all. tah!
from wench77 :
ROFL!
from zencelt :
I would have farted to make him go away...
from zencelt :
What a nerd! You watched Dr. Quinn? (raucous laughter in background) Yes, I was snooping in Six's notes.
from haloaskew :
So didja try to send me a test message to my D-land email address? SOME HOW, SOME WAY I will get this godforsaken hick song to you! (I actually bought the whole album on CD way back when, but only listened to "Redneck Woman" over and over and over until I felt like piercing my eyes with red-hot rusty tacks). The good news is that I can still see pretty good out of my left eye. If I squint a whole fucking bunch.
from zencelt :
At least they didn't put you in the brig or the gulag. That would have sucked much more.
from haloaskew :
Yes, you're an idiot, but that's neither here nor there. (Just kidding! Cuz I know you can kill me using only your thumb). I sent it to your D-land email address, which should've forwarded it to wherever the fuck your geegaw-ass server is at. But that didn't work. OK. Let's try this: Send me a test email using MY D-land email button. When I get that (if I get that), I should be able to send the file back directly to your direct email address without all the bouncy shit. If that doesn't work, I'll fly to Iraq with Gretchen Wilson in tow. I'm sure she still works for beer.
from haloaskew :
Speaking of dick, you should appreciate this: I had a dream last night where I, Halo Askew, was with Josh Hartnett (from the Pearl Harbor movie and some other crap)...and I know, he never did anything for me either until LAST NIGHT. His stomach was smooth and tanned, yet half sunburnt with this really cool pattern, and we just hooked up somehow...our eyes met, chemistry was flying around and I became a TOTAL HORN DOG. At one point, I was on top of him in a lounge chair, we were totally into each other, but we weren't exactly in a position to get busy (there were people about, glaring at us, we had a mission to complete or something), but I was whispering in his ear: "You have NO IDEA what I want to do to you" and boy HOWDY I couldn't wait to get him alone. Then I woke up. But while I was typing my daily horse treatments entries today at work, you can bet your sweet ass I was playing that scenario out in my head. I really wanna watch Pearl Harbor now. Is that bad? (And one day, I will tell you about my Johnny Depp dreams...dems da BEST!)
from haloaskew :
Goofball! I emailed you the song Sunday am, roundabouts 0900! Did you not receive it? Took like a BASQUILLION minutes to upload! Check your spam bucket first and let me know...
from hedgehoggy :
The kilt.........the breeze!?! Ah, I'd also love to paint my balls, too, just for shits n' grins. That way, we'd know what holiday for you to celebrate. Green would be St. Pat's and blue would be Easter. You'd have to tell me what you'd want for Christmas, though. *Grinch laughs*
from wench77 :
yes, I did notice the fuel truck. Hmm. I don't know which I would like less. The army, the desert, or smoking next to a fuel truck. LOL! But it is a great photo. So... did you get the photo of they guy with only a kilt and a breeze???
from wench77 :
oh thank GOD about the chocolate... I've already eaten 50g of it, and I wouldn't want to have done the wrong thing! :D As for the food... I totally had to get something done with all these yellow tomatoes that were overripe... my gardensitter didn't pick any of them: "I picked all the ones that were red, a whole bunch are still yellow". hehe. They are way sweeter and make a sauce different than usual. Nice anyhows. And thank god I've stopped sweating. Hope you're feeling less drained. I have totally been feeling drained the whole week. And that is you in that huge desertey photo?
from dinahsoar :
Hi Meany! I'm glad you liked the stuff - how 'bout that Johnny Depp driver's license? And, truthfully, have you ever seen sushi bandaids?
from haloaskew :
Oh, I see. Now I'm your Country and Western MP3 underground railroad whore, is that it? WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? I have a reputation to protect! Jesus, woman. (Pssst: I can get this tune for you. But let's keep it on the DOWN LOW, lest every scumbag this side of NASCAR comes out of the woodwork. SHHHH!)
from hedgehoggy :
I'll send you a pic of me wearing nothing but a kilt and an unexpected breeze. You send me a pic of you wearing nothing but an M-16 slung over your shoulder. Deal? Gawd, I loved seeing those pics from Iraq of other women where ammo is the new kinky turn-on.
from zencelt :
I think being walked in on by foreign contractors naked excuses the whole Article 15 thing.
from zencelt :
I didn't know that about the notes section. I have been asked to add comments and a guestbook. But I have heard so much crap about the guestbook feature I didn't go for it. I will definately check out the comments thing though dearie. Just for my blue girl. Have a happy bomb free day!
from sparkspark :
Spitting Dr. Pepper on your keyboard through your nose is the new "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
from haloaskew :
If I find the CASSETTE SINGLE of Jefferson StarShit, I will send it to you, AUTOGRAPHED. By me. Or my dogs. (My next drunk experiment is to see how well they write when I duct tape a Sharpie to their paws). I will have a long jiggly scribble of black permanent ink on my carpeting, but...YOU shall own a PIECE OF HISTORY. I'm determined to find the fucker now. (But remind me tomorrow if I forget, 'k?) And send me your address too! I'm all for SUPPORTING THE TROOPS. You guys need, um, what exactly? Ho-Ho's and whiskey? Ok...*scribble scribble* What else? OraJel? Fletch movies? Spinal Tap? Porn? Condoms? What about PRINGLES?? Or those little butter crackers that come with cheese and a little red stick with which one can SPREAD the cheese? One can't rightly use their fingers! You have bombs and shit to deal with. (Don't die with Cheez-Whiz on your bottom lip, that's all I ask. Which reminds me, I should send NAPKINS with little flowers on 'em too). Oh! And Dixie cups and Kool-Aid powder as well (pre-arsenic spiked). But of course. Anything else?
from zencelt :
Its good to have a girl with a gun looking out for me.
from sparkspark :
We have it all, here in Santa Barbara: thrift stores, pot, aging 1970s prog-rockers, John Cleese AND Oprah. If you don't mind the total lack of culture, and you like tube tops and really rich people who like to talk about their money, this is the town for you! The way I see it, all those old rich people have to donate their crap somewhere, and that's why I dog the thrift stores like a hound with a ...fireball on its ass. (Working with the new metaphor. Bear with me.) To truly live here, though, you must perfect this phrase: "We are sooooo lucky to live in such a beautiful place. It's paradise!" and then smile beatifically and straighten your autographed portrait of yourself, in Chanel sunglasses, with the Dali Lama. Me? I'm here for the thrift stores, and ready to act as tour guide, should you get the notion.
from dinahsoar :
Meany, I'm so sorry you've been sick. I am totally down with that praying thing, so I'll pray for your tummy & also for your Neighbor & her mom. Could it be an ouchy ovary? I don't know (trust me ... I'm NOT a doctor), but the location is possible (maybe just a really gnarly ovulation?). So ... didja get my package yet? Huh? Huh? Even in your compromised condition, I've got to know!
from herdarlinsin :
Really now? You don't say. How much smiling do you want to do?
from herdarlinsin :
Hello Blow Me Any :P Hows your fine day going so far. I've been working on a new story you dearest. Make you smile?
from zencelt :
Oh yes. I'll be watching movies until the cows come home. Man candy at my fingertips 24/7.
from lavanotes :
I just now saw that you stopped in thanks to dear hissy's linkage and I wanted to say thanks for the compliment. And I'm a total goob but you're the first military girl I've known of which means you rock. :)
from estratto :
How long did you have to stay in GA before you left? And when you come back on leave, do you get to go anywhere or do you have to stay near your base?
from dinahsoar :
I'm glad you like the "begining". I just woke up with the words. Anyway, you play the Tarantella? Do you know the Tom Waits song (it's on the Rain Dogs album) that starts out "When you play your Tarantella, all the dogs begin to roar, something (can't remember), something, something ... then the Cubans hit the floor. Oh ... just remembered - it's something like "Send Me Off To Bed Forevermore". It's a cool song. That album was the soundtrack to one of my favorite "small" films, called "Down By Law". Tom Waits is in it, too. Anyway, is there NO END to your talents? P.S. The fez is very becoming. P.S. #2 Didja get my package yet?
from chaosbean :
Hey, so apparentally failing the personality test isn't so bad, I get to go on another interview. I'll probably screw it up too. But, Who knows?
from her-story :
I was just wondering about that. Man, the army sure has come along in recent years. Does anybody snail mail anymore? (heh)
from geeked-out :
That will work though. I ain't no Harlemblackgirl, yeah I think I'll sing it that way from now on. Thanks.
from haloaskew :
You say my words make you do disgusting things...Excellent, excellent. My work here is done.
from dinahsoar :
Didja get my package yet? Didja? Didja? C'mon, DIDJA????????? I can't wait!
from sparkspark :
I welcome the lack of suggestions--and: Hi!
from dinahsoar :
Your package is in the mail (be afraid ... be very afraid). No, really. Hope you enjoy the stuff. I had so much fun picking it out!
from beckers-j :
Thanks for the tip, Meany. :) I don't know if I have the energy for a separate diary. If I did start another one, it would be locked and for my eyes only. We'll see.
from m0nique :
Funny stuff.
from dinahsoar :
Heard on the news last night that yesterday was like (slang alert meaning somewhat as) the worst sandstorm in Iraq like (refer to above) ever! I felt so "in the know". Not only did I already know about it, but I had seen photographs!
from geeked-out :
thats okay I'm strangely attracted to scaryman too.
from dinahsoar :
Jessica Simpson! That gave me a laugh! Loved the pictures, too. What IS that red glare?
from beckers-j :
Glad you enjoyed the "lost wangitude". Wangitude is one of Ted's favorites when referring to his ability to get it up. :)
from zencelt :
Jeez Meany! Do you need a Meany-sitter out there to monitor your snark attacks?
from dinahsoar :
Hey, Mean! Sorry about this turn of events (although the Husband one reminds me a great deal of something that once happened to me). Were you serious when you said "send liquor"? I am putting together your package, but I don't want to be court martialed myself. Let me know, seriously, if there's anything in particular you might like (maybe something by Dr. Phil?).
from zencelt :
Oh wow. I think that one is WAY back in my journal. One of Sully's now ex-friends who thought he was the shit kept showing his to me and wanting me to play with it. I refused him in the most publicly humiliating ways, but he didn't let up. I finally told himto go fuck himself litteraly, and handed him anti-bacterial wipes to clean his hands with after. That got him. I'll either find the entry, or do another one about it for ya!
from swooish :
You're the fastest one yet! Haha, your diary is great.
from dinahsoar :
MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!
from bindyree :
Thank you, dollface! I've actually been chided for this thing, so thanks for the love! :-)
from aloneindark5 :
Thank you. Taylor is getting big. Although it doesn't really seem like it to me. I think that's just because I'm with him all day everyday ya know? ~♥~ - momma-at-17
from hedgehoggy :
Girls are the ones that have an amazing reliance towards batteries. I've never heard of a guy owning a sex toy of any kind. Then again, I didn't think a guy would just whip out his dick and start playing with it while people in the room all huddle out of fear of what is happening. Yup, I lived next door to a guy while in college that could masturbate at the flick of a switch. I'm curious to know what you'd do if that happened to you. As for the orgy response, I have no clue as to what I was going to say now. Now, start diddlin' with those fingers or send nude pictures over the net with you wearing only an M-60. Ammo makes guys horny.
from questquecest :
And by that time, I'm sure you'll barely be able to walk your tired self back to the safety of the Land of Bed and Privacy that you'll hardly be able to fend off the hordes of Horny Soldiers . . . . (wow, I tried too hard with that comment)
from questquecest :
Hey, if you're still online (which I am assuming you are, since I just got this e-mail) I think we should do some Yahoo-ing . . .
from questquecest :
I am proud to say that I have finally finished your archives. Whew - what an undertaking. And I found out which entry it was that I first read - I first came to your dairy via the "Pimp M'Iraq" banner and read the Orgasmic Cheesecake entry on 5 July.
from dinahsoar :
Thank you. It still astonishes me that someone stationed in Iraq is offering ME support. It means alot. I enjoyed today's entry (as I always do). The only exercise I get is running from relationships.
from hedgehoggy :
When you come home, are you going to continue with Diaryland? The whole troop-leaving is supposed to be with you guys at 140,000 and turning into 80,000 at some point. I didn't get the question so I've gotta know what did you want to know in my take on orgies? People reading this note are going to have quizzy looks on their faces. I get that way when I read about people talking about taking their vibrators to wharehouse clubs.
from zencelt :
Well, I can't very well take my dildo to the Sam's Club and try out different batteries, now can I? It was supposed to come with them, but they are mysteriously absent. Damn...
from herdarlinsin :
And how long will it be before you go home? Is there any difference between civilization where you are and the U.S?
from jacqueline21 :
I just got my new Dane Cook cd that I pre-ordered. I am psyched that the dvd has the Denis Leary roast on it! Good times. Hope all is well with you.
from hedgehoggy :
Well, as much as I hate to admit it, knowing that your husband told you he was "lonely" gets some points. I've never heard a guy say that. Ever. Most tend to hide their feelings. I'd like to hear it from you. Do you see this war as justified knowing how Bush attacked a country with no credible evidence while letting the real problem drag on? I mean, I'm fine with Saddam gone but if it was all about 9/11, why Iraq? I'm sure the military sign-ups would be enormous if Hawaii was labled in the "Axis Of Evil."
from herdarlinsin :
Well begging all my pardons ma'am. Not every one is lucky enough to own their own pc and tote it all over creation either. Im as poor as poor comes. Shit, I can't even steal free cheese.
from herdarlinsin :
Guard your pc from what exactly? Im harmless, trust me :) Im only bad in the bedroom :P
from chaosbean :
I am hoping I had "too much" personality. but, it was over the phone and true or false. ie "true or false you take risks" it was 30 minutes of rapid fire statements like that. I feel like a jackass, cause I failed it.
from chaosbean :
um. I did "get" the job, but they forgot to give me the personality test. Which, as embarassing as this may be, I promptly took and failed. Yeah. I'm offended and embarassed. And highly amused. They are trying to find a way arround the personality test.
from herdarlinsin :
True story, or made up stuff? Ive come to learn that all of those previously imaginative sex scenes from before work out very well He he. I mean * ahem * I think I got something caught in my throat. Guess thats the benefits of being a lesbian. Thank God for Clitty Cats *rolls over in laughter*
from herdarlinsin :
Ms Blow-me-any, I really need to send you an updated story for Surrenderme. Heh.
from momma-at-17 :
Isn't that true. Although your diaryring drive by idea sounds like a good one. I think that I might just do that. Thanks ~♥~
from dinahsoar :
Hey, Meany! It is entirely YOUR call. Please don't feel like you have to apologize for wanting to keep your vows. You are the one living your life. Of course, it's not a casual decision. So ... you have my support either way (but, just in case you go back, can we still have that virtual margarita?). Also, I got your email & will be forwarding a package (any particular requests?).
from momma-at-17 :
Well thats frustrating. It won't show up if nobody else has joined? Then how can anyone ever join? *Sigh*
from zencelt :
No recriminations here. Only you know what's best for you at this time. Hope you're doing OK over there.
from momma-at-17 :
Thank you, but I'm still a bit confused. What do you mean by updated recently? I only just created them but even that was almost 2 weeks ago, that's why I don't understand why they don't show up. Any ideas?
from notfukdupasu :
Hi Meany! Glad I could make you laugh. Some people you just need to tear their heart out and eat their soul. Keep on smiling, and find a new, less asshole man. I think you should consider the lesbain sangria idea too; I mean men suck, I don't know how you women put up with us. ;) My wife has about one month left. Then about 1.5 months in A school, and then off to her first duty station. Hopefully she comes to this island, albeit if she does it will probably be up north where the Navy port is. Otherwise we'll have to wait to arrange some leave and see each other.
from notfukdupasu :
Hey meany. Remember me? The fucked in the head Marine? Right on with the true asshole mentality. Forget his faggot ass. Probably at home in the states living in a comfy house, while his wife is fighting some war his faggot ass couldn't even begin to fathom. Fuck him. I'd share a game of golf with you. We could each peg one of his balls down range to the 18th hole. Fucker. Hope he dies in a ball of flame racing his faggot mustang into a brick wall. When he's in hell he'll be asking why too.
from dinahsoar :
I'm so sorry, Meany. I know there is nothing I can say to really ease the pain - there are tears that need to be cried. But, when you quoted his email the other day, I was kinda shocked that someone as bright and witty as you would be stimulated in any way by him. You are also, incidentally, strikingly beautiful (I happened to be looking at your diary when my colleague, a psychologist, walked by & was very taken with your photos). Meany, this too shall pass. Someone that would rather be hugging his steering wheel does not deserve the likes of you. I am so very sorry that someone has caused you such pain. P.S. My email address is yeshuasgirl2005@yahoo.com. If you send me an address, I'd love to be included in your gang of "stuff senders". You are in my prayers. Cassandra
from zencelt :
Oh Meany! I'm so sorry to hear this. I'd tell you all sorts of things about how you are better off, he's not worthy, you are gorgeous and smart and one of the best assholes out there. But you know that already. I wish I could be there to cry, scream and cuss with you. (((hugs))) <-- do you feel those? Damnit! Go ahead. Cry all you want. Then we'll move on to the disembowelment and castration portion of this show. Shit! Take care of yourself, and be true to who you are. No sacrifice is worth losing your essence, even if it means dissolving your marriange. Take care of you!
from dinahsoar :
Aloha, Meany! Wow! Your vacation pictures are WAY better than mine! (I had no idea Iraq was the new Hawaii!). Really, though. Thanks for your note. The Shizz-nitz! Me? I have no idea what it means, but I resemble that remark and I plan to try and live up to it, too! Thanks for bein' my friend (I really feel like I finally made the "A" table!).
from sparkspark :
See? I clicked the "done!" button ONCE, and my previous message to you showed up twice. That's what I get for dissing the planets. (Stupid planets.)
from sparkspark :
I think it's fine to blame Iraq on Mercury going retrograde--how do I know that if Mercury hadn't slipped behind, this whole war would have ended on Saturday? Stupid planets.
from sparkspark :
I think it's fine to blame Iraq on Mercury going retrograde--how do I know that if Mercury hadn't slipped behind, this whole war would have ended on Saturday? Stupid planets.
from wench77 :
Hey re the hookah... try any middle eastern import shop or grocery store. And what is "the good part"??? I smoke hookah tobacco in it... my fave flavours are El fahkir brand strawberry flavour, green apple flavour, and now this new mint-chocolate chip. mmmm.
from wench77 :
hey there! I put why I was googling bacon in my last (thursday) entry. :D
from sparkspark :
I am going to tape-record this woman and post the noise on the Hinternet, because it really must be heard to be appreciated. Or, in my case, unappreciated and loathed.
from dinahsoar :
Hi Mean. I'm back from vacation & just started catching up on your entries. Really loved the spooky moon photo. But about your husband's email. Whaaaaaaaaaaa?
from sparkspark :
You can get me to do pretty much anything by telling me that "all the cool kids are doing it," and so I am happy to report that based on your recommendation, I turned my shirt around while sitting at my desk. (Cue Pete Townsend guitar intro...) "I'm free! I'm free! And freedom tastes of reality..." ah, fuck it. But at least my shirt is on straight now.
from beckers-j :
Whoooaaoooh--ooooh-ooooh-oooooh, for the longest time...You're on, Meany! I couldn't fight it even if I wanted to. :)
from zencelt :
Yeah, I don't own one, but I like to go to the target range with my buddies who hunt. It kills them that I won't shoot animal.
from bunny828 :
Thank you! Your diary has been some good reading.
from sunshine0221 :
You are very welcome! Was planning on leaving you a really witty note, but my brain melted. Really am enjoying your journal.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Meany As you know PT (Physical Training not Penis Teasing)is an important part of the Army...I just thought of a better and more fun way of doing Pushups...so I was thinking to get you in shape we should start out with a 1000 a day, now the hubby understands I'm doing PT with you in order to boost your Health and to get you in fuc**** oophs Fighting shape? Tell Him soon we'll be doing 2000 a day the Ranger Way :-)
from zencelt :
I have no doubt that we'll be celebrating a whole hell of a lot when you get back Blue girl!
from beckers-j :
It's too bad you can't see my face right now because I'm sticking my tongue out at you! :P Baseball is so NOT stinky!
from sparkspark :
That lady at the deli was so nice. I ended up talking to her for several minutes about all kinds of things. When you get back stateside, I suggest you give her a call and have her send you a calendar.
from smashley719 :
The Harry Potter curse will kill all of us....thanks for the note, i'm glad to see you had fun on your leave(yeah, i know that was so two months ago...but better late than never!) :)
from sparkspark :
OK, I just called. It's mustard. The nice lady on the phone said, "Oh, I know, everybody thinks it's Velveeta... when we re-shoot those pictures, we're gonna make it look more like mustard." She then opined that TRUE "deli people" know that it's mustard, and I mentioned the whole kosher issue (I am not a Member of the Tribe, but I was once married to one). We then discussed the weather, and how it's humid in Studio City lately, although at the beaches it's foggy in the morning, etc. I just could not be happier about Art's Delicatessen.
from sparkspark :
It does have a distinct Cheez Whiz air to it, I agree. But then I thought about the whole kosher meat/dairy thing... maybe I should just call. I'm going to call. I'll let you know what they say. And hey--I am grateful that you felt the world should know of GLENN! I think he might be blowing me off, but I hold out hope that he and I will eventually get married. Or at least "hook up." Possibly on the boat.
from geeked-out :
Awww Meany you just became one of my all time favorite people EVER. I love Alan Rickman too and yeah thats who plays Snape.
from zencelt :
Yeah, but you being married get safe sex whenever you want it. Its practically in the contract. Well, when you aren't being broasted in the desert. OK, so maybe I do have it good. Go play with your toys!
from aimeelori :
Hey Blue, email me at lorirulestheworld@gmail.com I got a propsition for you. It includes maybe writing something for my paper if I pitch it to my editor right...you be up for it?
from momma-at-17 :
First of all, Thank you soo much. Umm, lets see, the pictures I usually just post a link from photobucket because I haven't had much of a chance to figure out the upload images here. But I can try that. I'll try that, if that doesn't work then I will start an album under my screen name and send you the link.
from monicatutu :
hey b.m.- i said "you're" instead of "your"- my $25,000 in student loans obviously has not paid off. -tutu
from monicatutu :
Hey, B.M.! You're writing rocks- especially I love that you are not afraid to be a "cynical asshole". Cheers! Mme. Tutu
from zencelt :
Age = 35-50. I don't have a fondness for young men. Every once in a blue moon one will catch my eye. But it usualy doesn't last long.
from zencelt :
Add, "knows about electronics" to that list of requirements as you scope out soldier men for me.
from momma-at-17 :
I actually named him from the first one. I loved that one. The second one sucked compared to it. But Atreyu was in the first one as well.
from zencelt :
Toys from Hiss and Michael must be some good stuff. I want to go shopping with one of them to beef up my own toy box ; ) Enjoy that single room while you can!
from sparkspark :
You can absolutely have the Lumberg quote as your personal motto. I'm going to embroider it on something. (Possibly a pair of Fruit-of-the-Loom briefs, for added sexiness.)
from zencelt :
Ah! At last! Someone on my side. So, where do I sign up? Like they'd take my old ass...
from darcy-farrow :
SWEET! Next tiem Grandma's Feather Bed on him. That will get him all hot & bothered . . . ;)
from accentjunkie :
Seriously! What is WITH chocolate being the wrestling dip du jour? I'm all for the jello. Maybe we should do it anyway just to break up the monotony of the day. I vote a red flavor. Hott.
from dinahsoar :
Hi there, Blue! Thanks for your note. I wanted to let you know (in case you don't read my entry for today - but whyever wouldn't you?) that I'm going on vacation and will not be able to post again until Friday, 7/22. Didn't want you to think I was ignoring you. Anyway, take care & I'll write you when I'm back.
from arc-angel666 :
Thank the Powers that be it finally arrived. Did anything break? I have to ask did you get one or two little soldiers? Was anything missing?
from dinahsoar :
I LOVE LOVE LOVE your writing! You ALWAYS make me laugh out loud (something that rarely happens). Your sun setting of Let's Set People on Fire has me laughing still. I really enjoyed the pictures. You daring thing, smoking so near the tank! Stop that (I secretly vicariously appreciate that kind of upstartness)! About the flower ... was that a river nearby? I didn't know there WERE rivers there (geography, history, etc. are not my strong suit). Prime ribs! Yeah, that's like "mouses", right?
from beckers-j :
Holy moly, you really did that? Well, I'm glad it was Claritin, my dear! :) Not that I would have known what I was missing, but it would certainly suck to not have you around. Good thing you're such a dork and took allergy pills instead of something worse. :) And there's got to be something wrong with Heidi's head. She ends up with the fugliest guys! And then has their babies! WTF?
from zencelt :
I'm not willing to go Sinaed O'Connor yet, but I'm damn close. It looks like my mom cut it in the early 80s. Blech...
from zencelt :
Clive Owen is the prettiest man I've ever loved. Check out Beyond Borders, King Arthur and Closer. The first two are my absolute favorites.
from dinahsoar :
P.S. Hope I'm on the "A" list for your rulingest party ever ... as long as you are not hosting it in Iraq (not that I don't love you).
from dinahsoar :
Hey Blue! I totally agree about the mainstream media. They need to know these things. I feel really privileged to be reading what's really going on and seeing your photographs. There are media that I believe would be totally interested in making this known. There are a few radio programs - Michael Medved is one, Laura Ingram another and Dennis Prager still another. They are all on KRLA radio (870 am in Los Angeles). If you would like someone to share something, I would be happy to try and get it heard (or read or seen). I'm sorry to hear that it's so hard to get them to publish a positive vantage on what's being done. The progams I listen to are outraged by the very same thing. They would probably be receptive to your story, if you were interested. Just a thought. I know you all are making amazing changes for the people of Iraq. I was thrilled to see the photo of you receiving your award. You go, Ms. McMeany! And tell me ... what is Toby Keith REALLY like? Have you seen the ads for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Hope it doesn't destroy your Johnny Depp dream, but he looks pretty weird in it - kind of a cross between Pee Wee Herman and Rose Marie (from the old Dick Van Dyke Show). Anyway, keep on keepin' on! My prayers are with you. Thanks for being there for me on my stupid birthday (I'm feeling better now).
from zencelt :
Just when I thought I was stuck in this corporate job forever... Zen - professional penis smackdown provider. But then, who would date me?
from notfukdupasu :
Rock on bluemeany. Wish we had more people like you. Obviously dedicated to your job, and doing good. Keep up the good work soldier! :)
from justvisiting :
Thank you for your kind remarks.
from dinahsoar :
Thank you so much for your kind words (I think you just busted yourself, since your profile says you are a "cynical asshole"). I can't believe that you are there in Iraq and giving ME support. I am so touched, I am sitting here crying as I type. Thank you so much (and I am so proud of YOUR accomplishments - your awards and interviews) for caring about me.
from zencelt :
Yay! You got an award from a big, bald dude! That's the life...
from questquecest :
Also - re-read your note about how you clicked them to link to me . . . how did they not work? If they didn't, I'll have to fix them (stupid defective site of mine)
from momma-at-17 :
No problem, and thank you so much!
from geeked-out :
I find it totally disturbing that I too find Ewan in a kilt one of the sexiest things ever.
from hissandtell :
Mushyschmooches, darling; I just HATE it when we're fighting over silly icky boys, don't you? Hey, I just read your comment at miss poola's about ass-burning, and thought this might help you: http://www.adulttoychest.com/scripts/ecatalogisapi.dll/item?item=56428&Template=0100002243002999&aid=NL070705&bid=0&sid=0 - Okay, see you in the arena, babe! And you and miss kitty had better get your tongues ready - I have the chocolate fondue pot warming and bubbling as we speak... Love, R xxx
from dinahsoar :
Your muscles sound at least more like al dente than overcooked. I mean, this is coming from probably the most sedentary person you know, but your test pretty much rocked. And to lose all that weight on the Cheesecake Diet is impressive. I also majorly agree with you about women & toilets. It has been my own little pet peeve. Call me high maintenence, but I hate sitting in other people's pee.
from suzannadanna :
holy crap... i think this may be him... http://web.missouri.edu/~nad2b1/BuenaVista/neil.htm i (like a complete idiot) sent an email "Hi i'm a tool... did you go to elementary skool in Gawja? i like lima beans!" Jeezus.
from zencelt :
The hair color is Clairol Natural Instincts Light Bronze Brown. Its reddish without being orange, cherry, auburn, etc. Goes lovely with my pale skin and green eyes.
from dinahsoar :
Mary Kay's rehab ... toxic lake ... Meany, you are one of a kind! Really enjoyed today's entry (as always). Doesn't the little nub of your cigarette pose a security problem (casting dreaded light)? Be careful there, Blue!
from zencelt :
Alright, alright. I don't give a flying fart who gets Johnny (although he'd make a nice puppy). Gimme the big, ugly cast of King Arthur on a stick any day. I'm thinking Bors, Dagonet, Cerdic (nuthin like a little Stellan Skarsgard to make a girl happy). OK, I'm going home now to pop it in.
from banefulvenus :
clicked on your awesome banner and LOVE your site!! : )
from zencelt :
You have privacy? A room to yourself? Want Six and I to send you a BOB of your very own? We bought one for one of our friends on the other side of the states and she much enjoyed it. In fact, she still is. We have such wonderful taste. Or actually, Tod has such wonderful taste.
from dinahsoar :
Thanks for the speedy message back, cleverly concealing my McShame.
from dinahsoar :
Okay, wanna hear what's a REAL dork? Click to my notes page & see the message I actually thought I was sending YOU, but sent ME instead! Who's a dork? I rest my case. (I would retype the whole thing, but it's easier to just direct me to my own dorky notes ... that way, you can answer me so my top message won't scream to the world that I'M A DORK! (If, for some reason, you'd rather I rewrite your note on YOUR note page, let me know & I will try to reconstruct my genius message - basincally, the gist of it was ... why was Johnny Depp feeding you chocolate chip cookies & not that fabulous cheesecake? My message was - if you're gonna have a fantasy, HAVE A FANTASY! Anyway, I also raved on something about adrenalin. Thanks for your comments about my entry today (it got shortened because my boss came in - I was trying to crank out the great American novel -AKA my life's story - on company time - that'll teach me). Sorry about the misplaced note. Rock on!
from hissandtell :
Wot, just to beeee the mun who wawked a thoowsand mayels to fawl doon at yaw daw? (Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da!) Oh, meany darling, of course I would. You're worth every step, I'm sure. Love ya! Mushymushyschmoochies, R xxx
from beckers-j :
Superficiality be damned, boob compliments rock! :) My CBGB shirt is a light blue wife beater with black lettering, and it definitely shows off the girls to their greatest advantage. If you got the same shirt, expect boob compliments within minutes of putting it on. :)
from dinahsoar :
Right back atcha! I appreciate everything you wrote. Thanks for the waltzing image (it made me grin & I DO usually know what I look like!).
from dinahsoar :
Hi Meany! Well, here I am completely sober & with not a firework in sight (or earshot). Not to get too schmaltzy, but I want you to know that your sacrifice (of not being drunk & stupid right now to celebrate the fourth of July, but to actually do something meaningful to preserve our right to get drunk & stupid on the fourth or anytime, for that matter) is appreciated. Your list was awesome & I'm one of those scary ones who wants to know more. In response, let me cite #4. I already love you, #7 I, too, love books & spend all my money on them, #8 my taste in music is also all over the map, #10 I, too, love writing & reading ('rithmetic - not so much), #15 I bet I could compete with you in terms of gullibility (gotcha, right? that means you win!), #17 I, too, was not "popular" with the "soches" who #18 you're right, are complete airheads, #20 I admire that you'd rather regret something not done & if you read my diary (which is fast turning into the story of my life, so it's hard to get it unless you start at the beginning - which is almost as daunting as War and Peace by this time) you'll see that usually I have erred on the other side, #25 which brings me to repeating mistakes (again, let my diary be the deciding factor - I specialize in repeating mistakes), #33 I will dance ANYWHERE ANYTIME to ANY MUSIC (I especially like the loop they play at Staple's when I'm buying my inkjet replacements, #49 I have been married let's say a number of times, but do not have never & probably never will cook, #51 my emotions are not only on both sleeve, but can also be seen on both cuffs, #52 no doubt all these sincere compliments have altered your mood by now (hope so!), #54 I have yet to master the Electric Slide, #65 dig this - I had a '98 silver Honda, which was totalled last year (not my bad!) & now I have a 2000 silver Honda which, alas, goes nameless. Anyway, Meany, hope this cheers your fourth (you cheered mine, so right back atcha!). Stay safe and remember that you completely rock!
from wench77 :
mmm, well I wouldnt say I am an answerseeker as much as a devil's advocate to other's pat and unexamined answers. I don't think humans can understand any answers. Like trying to get a two year old to understand the theory of relativity, I don't think humans can ever understand the workings of the universe. We can understand bits of it, in limited amounts. Our heads just sort of implode at a certain point, even if we could track down cause and effect etc... I hold no monopoly on the meaning of the universe and I challenge any one, religion, or theory who thinks that THEY do. I do think the world is amazing, and that is self-evident. And the less we try to railroad our desires and our theories over it and other people, the better. I did like the Chronicles of Narnia, but I didn't read them as specifically Christian, which they of course are.... thanks for the suggestion though! One day when I get away from my desk I may look into it! cheers!!
from dinahsoar :
Hi, Just stumbled into your pretty damn unique world because SparkSpark tagged me with your list thing, so I read some of your entries. I am really enjoying your writing style & perspective on things! Also, thanks for your service!
from sparkspark :
My favorite list includes gummy worms, "Sour Patch straws" (whatever those are), and 3 x 5 index cards. Par-TAY!
from sparkspark :
Yeah, I know it's just me with the Jimmy Buffett thing. My heart is all charred and twisted, unable to open up and succumb to JB's gentle, island-loving charm.
from wench77 :
Well, I was gonna ask my ex, ob, to marry me at this place http://www.crystalweddingchapel.com/ two summers ago (I actually had a date set up on the day after I was going to ask her)... it's not 24 hours, but it is quick, and has elvis! And does same sex couples since it became legal in Ontario, like 2-3 years ago. I have a couple of friends who married there....two professional women. It went very well. So hah! We are ahead of your fantasies!!!! :D
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Honeybunny I believe in a God, just not the one folks wrote about in the Bible. My God doesn't smoot or smite and doesn't ask men to kill for him in is name. The old testament God was one pissed off Dude. He was Smooting and Smiting and threatening everyone....if this is the Real God hadn't he ott to get some help, anger management classes at least lol. And why would an all powerful God have to use men to do his dirty work? The fact is He wouldn't. The Bible is a great book, the teachings of Jesus, Buhda, Mohammad are by far a wonderful way to live and I believe as they did there is the possibility of life after death. It is the way men took their teachings and distorted the crap out of them to gain and edge over other men that I don't believe in. I believe there was indeed a Creator/Designer in fact I believe there may be many.....I believe in the future we as human Beings may create a form of life through science....but that doesn't make us Gods. I am a spiritual man, I believe there is a spiritual world and this phrase of existence (as Humans) is a part of it. Because of Science we know that a God didn't just drop fully formed humans on this earth, we are a product of evolution, what I am NOT saying is that God didn't have a hand in it....the way things stand now there was plenty of opportunity for a Designer/God to fine tune the elements that led to all life....He just didn't use the Rib of Adam to start the ball rolling, which in itself is interesting. If I where explaining the process of Cloning to a primitive people that might be the scenario I might use. If in fact according to the Bible man was giving free will God wouldn't interfere so all the crap that goes on is man made. This God's will God's way stuff is handy to put the blame of bad behavior on him rather than ourselves....I doubt God would be so petty. Honeybunny I believe in a God/Creator/Designer He gave us opportunity, a place to live and lets us have self rule, I also believe He's probably pretty dsappointed in us.
from sparkspark :
Oh, yes. I am sending these responses. I figure, why not? It gives me something to do to pass the time, and my life... it is so empty. I did almost respond inappropriately to a curiously-worded-but-real message the other day, though. It said something like, "Please send info about boat and all the added extras," and my "fraud" alarm went off. Ah, well. At the last minute, I decided not to be a snarky bitch. There is a first time for everything.
from beckers-j :
Thanks for your comment. You're absolutely right. :)
from zencelt :
Um... I meant to spell it that way...yeah.
from zencelt :
I think I'm too old for the Army. Yeah, that's it. Maybe a nice Civie position on a nice base with nice, big, ugly men where I get to drive a Hummer. Now that's more like it!
from sparkspark :
Hey, blue--you know, you don't even need to own a boat to entertain yourself on craigslist. Just post an ad, and wait for the desperate replies to pour in. Damn, it's fun. You know, for someone like me, who has no discernible hobbies. hoooo yeah...
from zencelt :
Hey, you bring your new best friend Toby and we'll show you a rollicking good time blue-girl! Now, go kick some ass!
from chaosbean :
Thanks for the tip. A married guy gave me his business card last year, and I was fed up. So I looked up his home number and called his wife. Yeah. I. Am. A. Bitch. But, I never thought to recycle the numbers.
from beckers-j :
Yeah, definitely get a t-shirt! They're having all these benefits to save the place, so hopefully it won't actually have to close. But just in case... :)
from chaosbean :
thank you for trying to join my mafia. :-) Take care.
from thecritic :
Your notes cracked me up! That is too funny that a guy risked his neck for Michelle I don't even think I'm that bad. I at least have enough dignity to listen when no one is within 20 feet of me, in my basement, in the dark haha
from thatgrrrl :
Thanks. :) How's the Bob & Tom going? Are you sharing, or are you not? ;)
from beckers-j :
I won't be as far east as Syracuse, but I'll give a shout out before I get off the thruway. :) As for Husband, I'm sure I don't know any 20-something guy who wears tighty-whities. You might need to have a serious talk with him - unless you're into that sort of thing. :)
from jacqueline21 :
Girl... you are SO right. Dane works for all occasions! Even pregnancy;) (ps. did you know his new comedy cd is coming out soon? It is a MUST have!)
from beckers-j :
Thanks, man. :) Men can be such self-interested pigs.
from lady-frenzy :
Tehehe, thank you. ^_^
from zencelt :
Every time I whine about not having an air conditioner, I think of you and shut my pie hole. It must be hot as hadies out there in the desert. Sorry you arrived back at base to a mess of casualties, but very glad you weren't one of them. Hang in there blue girl!
from gumphood :
as much as I would be interesting in blowing up the olypic staduim and mormans...I'm not really seeing where I can get prostitutes, unless you job is to sleazify the city.
from batten :
jenn_hines@yahooREMOVETHIS.com (Write soon.)
from batten :
Hey woman, thanks for the note. I love the Great Divorce. But I think CS Lewis writings on the problem of pain are even more poignant. "A Grief Observed" is one of my all time favorite books. You should also read "'Til We Have Faces." If you haven't already read it. Send me your addy and I'll send 'em along in a care package. Hang in there and BTW... I can pretty much tell you for dead certain that anyone who likes CS Lewis isn't a souless, heartless bitch. But good try there. I'll keep your secret hush hush. (grin) Big hug to you. -J
from yeahimadork :
Ok, seriously. This is my LAST NOTE TODAY. I promise (kind of). Of course you can call me, Enid, dear. You can call me whatever you want as long as you link to my diary. I am an attention whore. :)
from yeahimadork :
Two notes in one day - you lucky,lucky girl. So, if you're a compulsive stat-checking attention whore like I am, you'll notice some crazy person on AOL all over your diary. That was me... I went back to read your first few entries, and ended up reading them all. Thank god you don't have some ungodly amount like 900. I am adding you to my favorites. :)
from minstrelite :
Thanks for reading. I'm a moody person, and you'll undoubtedly catch me on the upswing sooner or later. But for me, it's all about style. The reason I'm blogging is to exercise my writing skills. Content, while important, is nonetheless secondary.
from thecritic :
That Baywatch coochie comment - GOLDEN. Oh yeah and I took that life rating test at the bottom of your page and got PG 13. I think I need to start cursing more...
from sparkspark :
I like the way you think! Special brownies, maybe a karaoke machine... I'm going to put together a gift basket.
from yeahimadork :
Well, hey. Got your note. And frankly, I don't know how in the hell you've managed to survive this long without reading my diary, either (I kid.)(A little.). I was looking at your profile, and saw you put Ghostworld as a favorite movie. More than one person has said the Thora Birch character is just like me. That pretty much was me in high school. Except fatter. And more badly dressed. And no friends as hot as Scarlett Johannsen. YAY! For teenage bitterness. Yeah,like I am not still totally bitter. Whatever. What the hell happened to this note? It started out with such promise. Oh well. Rock on, sister.
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Meany: Well your back in the land of a thousand laughs, just think of it as the sooner your there the sooner its over and you come home. Thanks for the compliments. Since you were so close to other Rangers (next Barracks over) I'm sure you have heard our motto..Of our your Accord and Rangers lead the way, All the Way! Well, Honeybunny that means in Drinking, being Ass Hats, Whack Jobs and crazy as well, we definitely Lead the Way, All the Way. There was a little song that was popular a while back that kinda explained us Rangers, it was a sweet little number, aheart tickler and sentimental as Hell,it when like this: We are the Rangers, Raiders of the Night/We are dirty Sons of Bitches that love to Fuck and Fight///When men see us they piss and shit their pants and women drop their drawers jump in our bunks/We are highly profient Killers, skilled and savy Drunks///Oh High Diety, Christ Almighty, who the Hell are We/ Shit Fuck Cock Suck we're the Rangers of the 75th Infantry. A sweet Song that brings tears to one's eye, I'd sing the chours, but you might think us a bit naughty :-) Your package is Airborne and on its way. Along with the goodies I send a couple of photos of me, you may kiss them. If you hold them real close to you they'll kiss back lol. See ya Meany; ArcAngel 3/6 out
from beckers-j :
Bubba? Nice one! Thanks for the suggestion. :) As for the Trojans in the purple box, no I don't believe I've ever tried those. Which are they? We're currently using the extra thins, and I can't freakin' wait for the next week and two days to get over with so we can ditch them.
from geeked-out :
No he's in the band A.F.I. Hah
from sixweasels :
Sorry to hear the leave time is over, but so glad you had fun!
from arc-angel666 :
Hey! Use Him, use him again and again then dump his sorry ass. Alrighty then, please email me again, I got your box pack with goodies and your little special ops soldier and some things from JD and OB just for your Honeybunny. I need your full address, you said you'd send it but I didn't get it..the sooner I do the sooner you get your goodies...okay go a head and do him a few more times then dump him lol.
from zencelt :
#1 - I'm glad you did eventually make it home and humped you little blue heart out.
from sixweasels :
Oh. My. God. What a beautiful frickin' thing. Your husband should worship you - well, he should have been doing that already, but now you have been Touched By Toby Keith. Seriously, how cool. The man is one of the few celebrities who would turn me into a drooling idiot. That picture is pure gorgeousness. Have a good time at home, no matter how much or little of a dillhole hubby decides to be.
from zencelt :
I'm totally with the Archangel on this one. Get your fill of happy screwing, THEN dump his ass if you deem its called for. You deserve a good lay. BTW - Did Toby smell good?
from beckers-j :
Thanks for the non-fat abs congrats! :) Yeah, the great majority of men do seem to have titty-appreciation in common. And believe me, Tedders can be a damned insensitive prick on a semi-regular basis as well. It must be one of those other fabulous things men have in common. Aren't they a joy?
from sixweasels :
Add me to Those Requesting A TK Ass-Grabbing. Really, it is the least he could do for his country, right? I'll miss your updates, but you'll have better things to do at home anyway, and lots and lots to tell when you get back.
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Meany: My suggestion is once home screw his and your brains loose until you can't any longer, then leave the sorry ass idiot. Frankly I'm surprised you don't have a serious case of the Ass over that lame old man of yours. Now kick his ass to the curb and I'll fix you up...I know tons of good looking young actors that would love to serve their country by servicing good looking Women in the service like yourself, yeah Baby. What is wrong with him? You might remind him that there are 172,000 men in the Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard and Civilian Contractors, and a couple of good looking women too in Iraq that would treat you as a Queen and would love to share a sleeping bag/cot with you. You also might mention you have a friend that would like nothing better than to set you up with any number of young studley, rippley muscled actors who would love you Hot because your husband loves you not. This may spark something in his pea brain. And he may reconsider the consequences of his actions and think if looking at titties of women in a bar who are only interested in his money that would drop him in a New York minute as soon as his Dinars are gone...is worth more than the love of a good looking, intelligent, talented Wife? (that even though common sense dictates she should kick his sorry ass out of her life). I could also have my Brother T. visit him at Benning jump square in his shit and brace his sorry Ass to the wall for about a year and have him on every shit detail available and then some lol. But first Honeybunny have some fun, you deserve it. Sweetie I'm very proud of you and want to thank you for your sacrifice and a job well done. Stay safe and when you get back my package will be waiting for you..oh by the way email me before you leave if you can celtic190@aol .com . Love Ya Honeybunny, Michael
from sixweasels :
Have the best time ever on your leave! Atlanta was hot, but it was s'posed to cool down starting yesterday. Safe travels and lots and lots o'fun while you're home!
from amomsmusings :
Sweet, sweet siestas! Yeah, the may-he-cans really have it goin' on. Maybe you can implement that when you take over the world. :)
from zencelt :
Go get 'im baby! You can ice down on the ride back with a shit eating grin on your face.
from arc-angel666 :
A week? Your a serious short timer! Okay I'll send my contraband a week after you leave that way it should arrive about the same time you do. Now Honeybunny don't hurt yourself while at home, actually on second thought, tell the Hubster for 16 days to, Come on Baby make it hurt so good. :-)
from beckers-j :
Oh, I'm so glad you appreciated the "boobs hang low" song! I love that song too, and it seriously just popped into my head as I was thinking about the Beave and her sadly sagging bubbies. :) Isn't it actually supposed to be about ears? I've always enjoyed the boobs version better.
from zencelt :
OMG - I laughed so hard at that dick sucking line my nose ran!
from beckers-j :
You're absolutely right about the potential unpredictability of my feelings toward marriage. I'm not opposed to marriage at all. It scares me a little, but I know that I would say yes if Tedders asked me. Maybe if I'm not engaged a few years from now, I'll start to feel that urgency. But in the meantime, I'm just not worried about it. And that's a comfortable feeling. Thanks for your note! :)
from reviewu :
Many apologies, but I had to close the site down. Take care.
from discothekid :
Thank you, honey!
from amomsmusings :
I think I unsuccessfully sent you an email, so here I go again. Yep, I'm from the midwest...sorry it was so apparent! The African-American teens at church resurrected the phrase "like a mug," and now my kids use it in reference to everything. In fact, my 4 year old has expanded upon it, and now it has become "like a mugga." He's so gangsta!
from momma-at-17 :
Thank you very much. I can see both sides as well. She and I both went from goodie two shoes to the bad-ass teenager stage together. The only difference between us now is that she is still into the drugs and the drinking and guys that are unhealthy for her, and I am about to become a mother, which is the reason that I changed my bad-ass ways ya know? *Sigh* I just don't know what to do. Thank you for the hug though. I really appreciate it.
from geeked-out :
Gah your right. How could I be so rude. I knew that you were just counting down the days till you were able to see Gorillas in the Mist. I'm a horrible person. We lived in this monster 4 story house made of marble. God I miss that place. We had a maid and everything. It was the coolest thing ever! Except when my neighbors stole my duck and ate it. That was pretty shady.
from zencelt :
I'm all aglow over being added (potentially) to your favorites list. Your diary has been a very cool read so far. Besides, Archangel does have only the very best in his little harem, doesn't he? Nothin' like a sweet e-slut to bring the girls together. LOL!
from geeked-out :
We didn't live on base. My dad worked for a company that was helping with the rebuild and then my mom organized this thing called Desert Peace, where they brought over family members of soldiers that lost their lives during Desert Storm so they could see the country their sons, daughters, husbands etc were fighting for. It was cool. We lived in Bayan this little town not too far from Kuwait City.
from geeked-out :
We used to go to church on camp doha when I lived there. It was years ago, we moved two months after Desert Storm and I stayed for 3 years then went to Military school back in the States while my parents stayed for another year. My dad is staying on base in Iraq for 8 weeks doing some kind of training. Well he'll be doing the training. I'm not sure exactly what it is but the company he owns was contracted to come over and do it. I'll ask my mom, but it's probably boring and you won't care.
from geeked-out :
I used to live in Kuwait. My dad is actually headed over to [baghdad] next week.
from rladyofpunk :
While I'm cutting class and leaving notes I feel compelled to share the following: Yes, Bob Dylan is the man. In fact, my pregnant mother was listening to "Tangled up in Blue" and had an epiphany when Dylan said "I lived with Emma on Montague street...", hence my name. While we're on the subject, Cash is equally the man and "Ring of Fire" is the soundtrack of my life. Finally, Dave Sedaris wrote the book of my life. You know the story in "Me Talk Pretty One Day" about being in art school? I think of that everytime I'm stuck watching inane preformance art and I have to be nice about it because it was done by a friend. Thus your profile is spot-on and you are a badass.
from rladyofpunk :
This is convienient. I've been not only wanting to punch your hubby in the nuts (as well as all men- but that's a temporary thing) but I also have a cousin in college in Georgia who badly needs my help (she's 20 and has never had sex, gotten drunk, all the things I'm good at, etc). Perhaps once the semester is over I should take a road trip...
from zencelt :
Hello there! Welcome to Zen-land. I appreciate the nice things you said, but I choose to wallow is self-flaggelation for at least another few days. Have a good one!
from dangerspouse :
Hey, just saw your note. Sure you can have a cd! Just e-mail me an adress ( notepad101@gmail.com ) and I'll shoot one out. But no sand please. How about a bourka for my wife? It's that or duct tape....
from geeked-out :
Oh yeah totally joking. I almost ran my car into a tree after it was over. That was one depressing ending. Though Zombie movies are my favorite.
from arc-angel666 :
Mullets! I had one about a billion years ago LOL. Excuse me for just one minute, I have to say this...."WEASEL"....I'm trying to win Six Weasels contests lol. So you read a book by a Hermaphrodite? Well by some odd co-winky-dink I have an entry dealing with Hermes, You might be interested in looking it over. I believe its either my very first or second entry in my archives..check it out. Oh you might want to read my entry entitled "September 19th it still hurts" then have your Hubby read it, he might come to his senses and start paying a little more attention. Sorry to hear you got the crude...bummer! Stay Sweet Honeybunny :-)
from sixweasels :
When you're back in the state, you'll have to let me know if you ever make it to Maryland. I can provide squishy ferrets and mullets galore. I am now thinking that when I get back from Atlanta I'm gonna have to start taking my digital camera to The Bar with me, so that I can post a mullet or two now and then ...
from yburuby :
thanks!!
from beckers-j :
Thanks for checkin' out my diary. Glad you liked the banner. Perverted atheism humor does tend to suck people in, eh? :)
from momma-at-17 :
Thank you so much. I appreciate it a lot!! I agree about the ice cream though. It always manages to make me feel better!
from poolagirl :
Hey You! Thanks for making me a fave! I am honored to be included in the Blue Meany Brigade!
from sixweasels :
You're the coolest! I should start a contest to see how many people can use "weasel" in their journals. And it sounds like our husbands have some stuff in common. Mine could absolutely NOT understand why I worried when I was in Vegas for work and didn't hear from him for two days. You'd think he'd have at least wanted to know whether I'd spent all our money or become a showgirl (as if). I've come to the conclusion that if I try to understand men, I will lose what's left of my mind.
from sixweasels :
There's absolutely nothing wrong with inventing drink-and-do-it dates with Johnny Depp. Really! Then again, no one has ever called me normal, either ...
from spicychicken :
thanks for your comment :)
from arc-angel666 :
Hey Meany: Sorry to hear of the Hubster seriously wrong answer. I am hoping since it was an over seas called and since your in a war zone he thought your call was being monitored. If that's the case he gave the correct standard Military answer,BUT, had it been me! I would have said there isn't a single thing in the world more important to me than the Woman I love...period. Screw the Army, to Hell with Iraq and the World isn't worth saving if I can't be with my Baby for a measly 16 days. I then would have told my women that there hasn't been a system developed to measure the amount of love I have for her, an indicator that could sense the lenghts I would go just to make her smile, a machine that could tally the amount of hurt I would pile on anyone who tried to make her unhappy. I would then tell her I loved her and missed her deeply and couldn't wait to meet her at the plane regardless of consequence...I'd kiss the phone hang up report to my CO accept my article 15 and begin make plans to meet her....after spenting the most wonderful 16 days with the prettiest woman in the world I'd see her to the plane return to duty with my bags packed and report to the Stockcade lol. Honeybunny I'm sure your Hubby will do his best to make sure your 16 days are remarkable and satisfying. After your leave and your back in country let me know what you need and I'll send a care package to you.
from sixweasels :
Sorry to hear you were sick ... Rufus sounds like a nasty bastard. Glad to hear he's been evicted.
from rladyofpunk :
I would love to hook you up with some cherries... but i think that would break some international customs law. Instead the only thing exported from realm to yours is idiots. All the guys too meatheaded to succeed even at my third-rate Texas U. inevitably join the military. I feel for you, girl. Oh how I feel for you...
from surrenderme :
For your pleasure I've updated a little something. If that doesn't make Lumparumpus leave, your libido should. Well, maybe. It's not my best, but then again I never think any of my writing is my best. Go figure. A writer is their own worst critic aren't they. Hope you're feeling better Trooper. *hugs n kisses*
from arc-angel666 :
Hey you got wheels!!!! I have to admit there's something about a Woman in Kevlar on a scooter that makes me hot lol! Loved your photos especially the little girl and her little brother, its the same everywhere no matter if theres war or not they are curious and friendly, ya gotta loved em. Don't worry about the Grunts they'll warm up eventually. As far as sleeping in tents on a cot is a luxury for the Infantry. I spent many a night sleeping in the mud or hard ground without a blanket, its especially nice when its raining and cold :-). But hey as the song goes they never promised you a Rose Garden, but then again I never got use to sand in my shorts either lol. I see Princess Sixweasels from Assholia left you a note...I know you'll like her and her crew their really fun people, you should read some of her archives they'll explain about the Princesses, Assholia and the Assholians and the threaded Asshats its really a lot of fun. Stay safe Sweetie.
from sixweasels :
Hi - I read Michael's mention of your journal and had to come by and say hello. He's right, this is quite an enjoyable read. I love your sense of humor, and not just because I'm fond of poking fun at evil bosses and co-workers!
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning from Hawaii Ms Meany: Its 430am here, O dark-thirty to you, I have an early call time to the set. I thought I'd drop you a line before Hair and make-up. Oh how the guys from my old Outfit would love to hear that! The walls of the team shack would blow apart from laughter...I've been an actor for a while now and I still can't get use to the fact I report to Hair and make-up lol. Anyway Thanks for the kind words but if you would allow me to ammend your description of me....Michael is funnier than a super good looking 5'11" Midget who is a 175 pounds of twisted steel and sex appealed at a polevaulting event who is hung like a polevaulter's pole and its just as flexable ssswwwingggg. :-) Now back to the business at hand. I was thinking of sending your co-worker a plastic love doll, but thought better of it. After reading about him my concern was she the doll would end up mounting him. Poor Guy, usually there are certain type houses near most duty stations that serve dual purposes, one to service the military personnel, two to educate first time boys away from home that aren't familiar with the opposite sex.. I am sure as a soldier you have heard the old adage this is you weapon this is your gun one is for killing and one is for fun. The women in these house can instruct young soldiers the proper use and maintance of their guns...unfortunately your in a country of Islam...the workers in those house usually consist of a number of sheep, two camels and a gender confused arab known as Abdula shiek of the barren sand. Should co-worker swing a transfer to Schoffield Barrages the home of the Tropical Lightening (the 25th ID)in Hawaii, I could introduce him to a lady friend of mine she said she's willing to do her part in entertaining the troops well, the incompetent co-worker anyways lol. Good to hear your boss is shipping out. Heres my email address celtic190@aol.com email me I want to send you something. Well time to ago, Carry on Ms Meany.
from arc-angel666 :
Twizzlers? Candy? Well, that beats the shit out of Guard Duty and defusing Bombs.:-) Are you with The Army News, or Stars and Stripes? I have mentioned you to a few of my friends at Dland and they'll be stopping by, it might be nice to hear from someone in civies rather than standard Government issue. So the Hubster is a Rigger, I alway liked those guys considering they had a hand in involving my health lol. We once jumped at Benning after we field packed our chutes from a previous jump...It was hilarious once exiting the Aircraft and our chutes deployed looking up through the Apex you could see all these leaves and twigs falling from the sky....I hold all Riggers in the highest regard and always looked to their well being especially just before a Halo Jump lol. Well Bluemeany enjoy your twizzlers :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening Ms BlueMeany: I saw your banner and the guy in me rose to the top lol. No Naked Boobies! Why Not? It was very funny. If you wouldn't mind allow me to offer some advice about your current situation. As a Former ABN/INF Officer in a Ranger Co., I too am aware of the chain of command and how shit rolls down hill. I saw your photo (if that was you) and noticed your first, were good looking and secondly are a Specialist 4th class, as you know NCO's make the rockin world go round, unfortunately you are sitting on the cusp of authority. It is good to hear your CO is in your corner, but you need to align yourself with an E6 or above or even better your Platoon Leader. Your CO may chew their butts and things may improve momentarily but your Sgts will have a severe case of the Ass and will have you on shit details until the Cows come home. When will you make Hard 5? That extra stripe helps. You can then break wind and they have to stand down. Most 1st SGT's like a well oiled machine and want a happy crew, is he or she approachable? When is your tour up? My little brother just returned from your neck of the woods and I know how it sucks there. I don't know what you do, but hopefully it doesn't include Convoy duty. Once they lay off of you I suggest you go about your business and stay out of their line of fire, do your job to the best of your ability and demand respect. All I ever ask of my men was their best doing their jobs as ABN Rangers and if they did I protected them at all cost well as much as 1st LT could lol. As Rangers we were always in the line of fire of remf's Staff Officers. Even Straight legs and occasionally Regualr ABN hassled us in the rear. They always thought we were treated differently when off the line...we were, if you didn't we'd shoot you lol. They always tried to get us to sandbag, stand guard for them...Sorry about that shit Jack! We did our own stuff..now if they got in trouble and we save their sick skinny OD Green Asses, we were the best...so here was our deal leave us alone and we won't hurt you. I know in your situation you can quite resort to that, but if you do your job and well then you should get the respect you deserved. I have been out of the service for awhile, I have long hair and I'm an actor and writer and look the furthest thing from an ABN Ranger but I still have great respect for all those uniform. As a Soldier, I know you know this. The ones that hate War the Most is the soldier that fights in it. We see and do the things soldiers do, we kill and are killed, we wound and maim and the same happens to us. The cordite burns our eyes and nostrils and blood stains our skin and the screams ring in our ears forever. We don't cause or start the Wars but we fight and finish them. We sacrifice our lifes, we sometimes loose our families and homes and sometimes the only thing we have left when we come home is honor among ourselves and the appreciation of family and friends. I'm not going to comment on the War or any War for that matter, there all the same just different grids on the map...I hate War because I've fought in a couple, but I have the upmost respect for the soldiers who fight in them and Specialist Bluemeany I am very proud of you. Sweetheart, Stay low and don't let the Stinkies get you and come home. Remember if you are using Government Computers or yours for that matter someone is reading this other than us. So always say Fuck you....Sir! Or Beggin the SGT's pardon but kiss my Ass :-). Alway maintain proper Military Standards and Standard Operational Procedure. Remember, Rangers lead the Way...All the Way, First in Battle and last to Leave (that also pretains to the Chow line, Hammocks and local Whore Houses) sorry we're also a rude bunch lol.whoooah!
from purpleworm :
oops seems I forgot to mention, don't read my dairy where other people can see what you're reading or where you can't do anything about whatever ... hmmm ... feelings? may cum about from reading it. Glad you liked it though :)
from purpleworm :
you know I just happen to like cynical assholes with delusions of grandeur especially if they are cute and cuddly, so it seems I need to add you to my buddy list.
from hissandtell :
Your comments page just ate my comments, damn it. They were, "Yippee! I deflowered your Comments Page! I feel so very macho. Love, R xxx" Of course, now my dick's shrivelled completely. x
from hissandtell :
I tried to leave you an incredibly entertaining and witty note yesterday about your happy exploits with drunken Oz blokes, but your notes weren't functioning so I gave up and did absolutely nothing instead. Well, I think I may have looked at the computer screen for a couple of hours pondering what to do next, and then went to bed. Love, R xxx
from awittykitty :
hey, I like to revel in utter uselessness too. We should storm our offices and take out all the stupid people. Oh wait, that might be considered too useful. Never mind.
from hissandtell :
Oooops, I had no idea who Colin Quinn was (although "Tough Crowd" is on the Comedy Channel and I now of course shall watch it; vicarious starfucking's better than no starfucking at all). He actually looks oinkily-handsome in that divinely aggressive Irish way I adore - and you're pretty wonderful, too. May I worship you now? Love, R xxx
from rladyofpunk :
Awww, you're the meanest meany! (and I mean that in the way that people say "bad" to mean good) Thank you for respecting my dude problems. In return, since I'm in the states, if Husband ever needs a kick, I have a pair of steel-toed boots that need some exercise. I mean, if they aren't already busy with my *cough* (former) guy.
from awittykitty :
I am so jealous of the Colin Quinn photo op. Nothing better than a funny Irish guy. I'm rather fond of them myself. Although I think he was the lucky one. He got a photo op with Bluemeany. :-)
from herdarlinsin :
Well "Blew me any" Youre very welcome. Igot yoru note on surrenderme. I'm glad you liked the writing. Hopefully you enjoyed masturbating much better. *giggles*
from rladyofpunk :
YES! THANK YOU! I will keep rocking the honesty/bluntness, and you do the same. And with that we shall rock beyond all previous conceptions of rockingness!
from gerg69 :
"Send these lonely, horny bastards some pocket pussies or apple pies or SOMETHING" Dear, You quite simply are full of promise for this place.
from awittykitty :
When you were photographing the Suited Ones (i.e., politicians) you should have given them directions like "Lick your lips" and "Arch Your Back" and "Give Me Your Best Come Hither Look, Mr. Rumsfeld" (whoops, did I give away a state secret?). It would have made the photos more interesting. Kinda like Sports Illustrated with jowly old guys.
from rladyofpunk :
Girlfriend (I called you girlfriend- hehe), you need a hug and/or beer and/or hovercraft. You just made my lousy day in Texas seem a little less stupid.
from daizylee :
Actually John isn't in the military. He's doing security contracting. But he does get to walk around carrying a gun and looking tough. Supposedly he was going to be in Baghdad but I haven't really heard anything since he left. I'll be sure to update once I do. In the meantime, hope you enjoy indoor plumbing and salsa dancing.
from jacqueline21 :
My other fave. Dane is the prank he says to play at restaurants... "Yah, I'll just have the Spaghetti Basket..." "That doesn't exist on the menu sir."
from jacqueline21 :
"Sweet and sour sauce all over my p*ssy!" You sounded like you could use some Dane Cook girl! Hope your day is going better:) *hugs*
from smashley719 :
i think that maybe i convert everything into some weird sort of language so i don't have to deal with most of it...either that or aliens are controlling my brain from space...i've been hearing weird noises for the longest time and I still can't put my finger on it...maybe that explains it...
from daizylee :
Thanks for the note! It's always great to find a diary that's actually interesting. Props. Plus it's nice to have a connection (however tenuous) to someone who's in Iraq as the boy I'm always gushing about is on a plane heading over there right now. Helps me remember that people are there and doing just fine. Congrats on your award and I'm sure you and Husband will be just fine.
from surrenderme :
Since Im such a sex pervert, I had to look at yoru name twice, because the first thing I thought of was this "Blew my any" and I so wanted to reply with "Don't know. Wanan find out?" lol But I didn't so you'll just have to forgive my perverted nature.
from rladyofpunk :
Go-go journalistic recognition! And go helicopters! And super go roommate vengence! On behalf of all of us who have shared a living space with an asshole/idiot, we thank you.
from jacqueline21 :
"Mostly because it's harder than Ron Jeremy's dick..." that is quote of the day in my book! I almost pissed myself reading it! Also, today is the best day of my life because you mentioned me in your diary! *cheers* I have another great Dane quote, but I will save it for tomorrow:)
from hissandtell :
Well, goodness. Congratulations! Is it a bit like the army's version of a Pullet Surprise? Love, R xxx
from jacqueline21 :
I almost forgot... CONGRATS on 1st place! You rule:)
from jacqueline21 :
"Jesus Christ Timmy! Do NOT float above me when I am DYING in the ABYSS!" ... I am sorry! I just couldn't help myself. That is one of my absolute fave. Dane Cook quotes:)
from awittykitty :
Oh, I guess I can let you rule for a couple of minutes since you won a contest. But then I get to rule again on Sunday, mm'kay? (congrats on your journalistic ass-kicking. Nothing better than rightious indignation to light a fire under one's arse. Its my main source of inspiration).
from jacqueline21 :
"F*ck this game! It's 4 in the morning Grandma... you win!" ~Dane Cook is indeed God! I loved your note it made me laugh:)
from smashley719 :
;) simple guilty pleasures are always the best
from rladyofpunk :
I've been reading your bloggy -goodness for... eh, a while now, and it never ceases to amuse and delight me. Your wit, your charm... the way you save the world from the terrorists (if you ask me people who say "rassle" are a particularly dangerous breed of terrorist- undermining the nation from within by pooping on the English language) and, of course, your strength in carrying on a long-distance marriage, which is harder than freeing the world of terror... not that I've ever done either- just my uninformed opinion.
from awittykitty :
My muffins talk to me too, but only when I forget to take my medication. stay safe little meany.
from gerg69 :
keep your head down over there. The learning curve doesn't seem to be very forgiving. Hubba Hubba one time back here.
from hissandtell :
Travel safe, darling. Try to stay cool, out of the oven and away from talking muffins, too. Love, R xxx
from gerg69 :
Eaten a lot of yak vomit have you?
from gerg69 :
Oh, and I'm not an asshole YOU are an asshole, heh. *raspberry noise*
from gerg69 :
Thanks for linking me! And by the way, The yellow submarine was one of my favorite weird movies when I was a kid.
from hissandtell :
Yes, he was one of the reasons I studied journalism and became a journalist, too. Damn. I suppose it had to end this way, really. Damn again.
from hissandtell :
Oh, god! I just clicked on your diary and read about Hunter S Thompson, and couldn't understand why it hadn't been on the news I've just been watching. (Just found it in the Sydney Morning Herald online - it only came through six minutes ago; that's why.) I'm feeling rather shocked and sad and have to go now to think about it all. Love, R xxx
from accentjunkie :
Oh darling! You mean the paranoia and insecurity don't get any better once you're married? Shit. Really giving me a lot to look forward to, arentcha? Be safe out there!
from hissandtell :
Oh, and I forgot to mention that I am enjoying your entries and shall call in to read more. R.
from hissandtell :
Hi - I'm visiting via awittykitty, and thought I'd draw your attention to the DL HTML stuff so you can put your buddies' list on your page. (That was your question, wasn't it - or did I just make that up?) Anyway, if you look on the left under "Other Stuff" and click on "Help Section and FAQs", you'll find a thingy that says, "Q. What are some tags that I should use on my diary?" - and everything you need is below that: "%%buddylist%% - (optional) if you want your buddy list to show up on your template use this tag" etc etc ad nauseum. Love, R xxx
from awittykitty :
The names on the side thingie. Well, it ain't because I'm smart. Its because I went looking for a pre-made diaryland template on the internet. Just type "free diaryland templates" into Google and you'll get some listings. And then you'll look all pretty! Kinda like me. Ha! And cool too. Like me. Ha! And delusional. Like me. Ha! Well, you can skip the delusional part, especially if you have a gun. Take care.
from awittykitty :
I think if I were to smack your husband, I might aim a little lower. Oh and Dubya says hi and thanks for the newsletter. He was confused by the word "illiteration" though. I told him it was Condelizza Rice's secret code name.

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