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from captvfirefly :
Hey, I got your note and tried to send you an email, but it bounced back. I'd love the instructions on the comments you talked about - my email address is [email protected]. Thanks!
from satellitebob :
thanks. I'm Gold, and I went to the "change your template", like when I added my guestbook, but the picture link isn't showing up on the older entries. hmph.
from captvfirefly :
I found your diary in some random fashion, but I've got to say - your online dating thing was brilliant! As someone who's had up to 5 personal ads up at one time, I can relate to the random men and asinine comments. Your diary is great. Just thought I'd do a drive by compliment.
from common-tegus :
i hate meds but i don't know what else to really do... you know? i know most of the time it's the 'disease' talking when i decide i don't need them. but i have no freakin' idea what i need. confusing.
from rokazu :
Thanks for the info on the webpage stuff. Now I just have to get off my ass and do it. Technically I'll still be on my ass though...
from satellitebob :
too tired to masterbate is the worst kind. It could be more of too bored to masterbate. I don't know, but I need to fix it.
from boardho :
Not sure who it is but I like her expression. I look just like her. Why would I lie about a thing like that. No really I look like a slutty Diane Sawyer or so I have been told by drunk men.
from theshakedown :
i always wondered but always forgot to ask, who is that woman on your diary layout
from theshakedown :
I want to read the private shit
from theshakedown :
well you didn't have to get all "white" on me
from smartepants :
Thanks for the sweet birthday message!
from theshakedown :
nevermind
from theshakedown :
i can't see you fuckin comments again
from common-tegus :
it's a very fucked up balancing game (scuse my language) to try to figure out the right thing to do for yourself (or even someone else). i'm interested in ECT more from a totally phobic angle. it seems so arcane and scary.
from common-tegus :
thanks for taking my survey :) as for the phantom leg... never had that happen. but i do look at my hands sometimes and wonder if they're mine. CRAZY :/
from lexxee :
Thanks! You were refering to the one year thing right?
from theshakedown :
Aww, I am jealous.
from grimm0826 :
Isn't that just my luck??? I give up the whole vampire image, only to get a job almost handed to me, drawing blood. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
from leonmcphelps :
Thanks for adding me as a favorite. I appreciate it
from theshakedown :
I'm totally going to do crap-o-rama this year and see how Christmas presents I can make out of it. rock on!
from theshakedown :
and loveable you are indeed.
from theshakedown :
I moved, add me woman!
from honestyonly :
yes you are a slut, but that's what I love about you!
from lexxee :
Oh cool, whitewater rafting, that's one thing I haven't tried yet. Have a good vacation!
from lexxee :
Thanks! Yeah, it was a kick-ass trip.
from oddly-enough :
Yeah, had thought about a link, was planning on it if I ever get a new template done... Will go ahead and add a temporary one! I still think I may upgrade for comments though! :)
from honestyonly :
I know, I DIED laughing at that one about kids art
from honestyonly :
it's been edited
from honestyonly :
i don't think your comments are working
from lexxee :
hehehe THANKS! Someone I've never met wishes me happy birthday before my friends do! I'm slowly emerging from the pit of self pity. THANKS!
from honestyonly :
you suck for getting ass
from boardho :
Oh honestyonly.. you are so silly
from honestyonly :
you SUCK!
from unordinary-1 :
I. . . I love you, man! Your diary rocks.
from lexxee :
Aside from the high taxes, yeah it's alright I guess. Have you been up here before?
from honestyonly :
I can't tell you how many times I've wished for a wife as well.
from honestyonly :
dude, I HAVE been to waytoopersonal, and I loved it... that's how I found Cheese-n-Rice and I even linked you for it... go back a few pages on my blog, you'll see it.
from lexxee :
Yeah it's like since you work in the industry you must know EVERYTHING about computers. Just like when I was studying architecture they assume I must know EVERYTHING about houses like how to fix a leaky faucet. People.
from meandj :
Awww now come on 'n 'fess up babe. Just like ME (the freakin' exhibitionist that I am when I had NO problem showin' my tits to a complete stranger yieldin' a camera in the middle of the street durin' afternoon rush hour traffic) you too LOVED that "free show for everyone" with that lil' "whoops! oh my gosh! ALL my buttons came undone when I bent over" mishap. We THRIVE on that attention ya know! We even PLAN it that way! And ewwwww, speakin' of nasty stank ass men.......had me one a few years ago who always left an extremely putrid stench all over my body after lickin' me head to toe due to his severe foul smellin' breath problem. BUT, like the slut that I am, I kept goin' back for more...cuz nasty breath and all, what that man could do with his tongue was simply AMAZIN'! Then, up outta his bed and off to the shower this ol' MeanDonnaJean would RUN! Never seen my short fat legs move so damn fast in my entire life!
from honestyonly :
LOL
from meandj :
One week? Hell. MY man was here all weekend long and I STILL didn't get any. So how's THAT for some shit, huh? I think I'd rather BE without than DO without while ya got someone layin' right next to ya!
from honestyonly :
A week? Wow. Try 11 months sister.
from honestyonly :
heck yah I'm a perv!
from honestyonly :
did you win the lottery or what?
from popekessler :
but it seemed okay to me. the way they swayed and whatnot. who would have guessed they were about to combust like that? (and here's a gold star for your forehead.)
from meandj :
Oh, many many thanx for yer "Adventures in Online Dating" entry, my dearest Boardho. You have managed to entertain me quite nicely with that exceptional masterpiece! I recall havin' those same kinda "online adventures" a while back (pre-Rip, that is) with all those late nights of cyberin', suckin' and sluttin' myself to anyone who would answer my whorish call, which certainly took a lot outta me....but it also certainly put a lot IN me, too! Ooooh, whadda pig I was/is/could and would be! ;-)
from meandj :
"Soon you will not be able to smoke in a neighborhood bar." Aaaaaaahhhhhhh my dearest Boardho. I see that you too are now goin' thru that bullshit in yer neck o' the woods. Here in The Bowels of Hell, NY we just went thru the same thing effective the beginnin' of June. It really sux big hairy mule dick if ya ask ME (a long-time smoker of ALL things, both man-made AND home-grown!). But I DID wanna send a great big ol' thanx to YOU, the NON-smoker of all things both man-made and home-grown, for your support on this issue. This new "law" makes me so doggone mad I could just SPIT! (which I do all the time ANYWAY cuz I'm just so darn ladylike everywhere I go!)
from magicwhiskey :
I just stole the Gumbey and Pokey picture. Too precious to pass up. I like what I'm reading AND you can spell. I'm telling you, this just keeps getting better and better.
from honestyonly :
Sounds simple enough, yet it never is that simple, is it?
from perceptionss :
Janet, I'm glad you received the smiley face. I sometimes think that postal carriers steal them because they are so special. *Hugs You*
from magicwhiskey :
I love your no losers policy but I think you should have added something to the effect of your weapons policy. How many shotguns is too many etc. I was wondering where to find your diary and spied a comment on MeanDonnaJean's lair. Will be back.
from honestyonly :
Your attitude towards men makes me joyful inside. I think I finally found a bitch like me.
from honestyonly :
Actually, I need to retract that entry about giving up on the bitch ring. What I'm actually doing now, instead of reading a bunch of their entries, I'm going to read one or two and if I don't like something they say or their layout sucks, they will be denied in a heartbeat. So actually, I'm going to be even more picky now. You are still elite.
from honestyonly :
Yeah, men are bitches. But seriously, how the hell do you rollerblade 12 miles in one day? Are you fucking SuperWoman?
from meandj :
Hey girl, it took me a while to get the hang of this shit, but after a few visits and some long-ass hours of checkin' things out, I just saw that ya added my diary link to yours....so I just wanted to send ya a big ol' THANX for that. From what I've read already, it seems like you and I have gotta LOT in common when it comes to m-e-n....IF ya can stand 'em bein' around ya for any great length of time! And, just so ya haven't forgotten, I'm STILL jealous over how great YOUR diary looks compared to MINE! ;-) Keep up the fantastic work. I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaack.....!!!
from lexxee :
hehe...thanks for your support. Surely you must be one of the loyal readers.
from perceptionss :
It takes me a while to wake up. Takes for the kind note that you left me. I'm sure you have people that love you also =)
from honestyonly :
Damn, I thought I was on your favorites, guess not. I see how you are. But here's the link to my survey anyway, http://members.diaryland.com/edit/showsurvey.phtml?name=honestyonly-biography
from honestyonly :
Are you going to fill out my biography survey or do I have to spank you?
from winkgirl4 :
You know, I just got off the phone with the mechanic again and was so frustrated that I just almost wanted to cry then I read your note in my guestbook that I laughed so hard I couldn't help but cry. Thanks. What really makes me angry is that I normally do all the work on my own car but didn't this time because I needed it done quickly. I hate being treated like I'm a walking vagina. The pricks. Ha.
from honestyonly :
Not for the weak of heart - brilliant entry. I apologize for not reading you sooner, I must now make amends by reading all your entries. You rock.
from honestyonly :
Please be so kind as to fill out my biography survey. I must know more. p.s. what is a boardho?
from winkgirl4 :
I really do have wonderful sisters. I should rely on them more than I do. I just hate asking for help.
from unwittingly :
Hah, small world. I was just reading you. :P
from winkgirl4 :
See, those kind of relationships are the best, aren't they? The ones where you know they mean business. My parents are wonderfully co-dependant. Sometimes I think they are trying to out drink each other just to see which one will kick it, first. Very interesting relationship. And there's just not enough therapy available. *** Oh, yeah. Love your diary. Nice feel. It's put together well.
from shawntasy :
one time when I was on the bus I actually heard a bitch (and hell fuckin yeah she was a bitch) talking to her friend about now that she was knocked up she would have a steady income. �girrrrl you know what? now I�s got all this cash comin in, I�ll be able to get my hair and nails did all the time!�. guess what that oh so steady income was.

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