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from jt76 :
Not to worry- you didn't 'turn me against' anyone. I've been reading her diary for quite some time and was a little shocked and dissapointed by the recent turn of events, but that is not for me to judge. So long as it makes her happy, that is really all that matters.
from jt76 :
I figured that was the case- not you per se, but someone's diary. Which I found rather odd, because...well, these are diaries where people write about their lives- they are SUPPOSED to be self centered. Kind of defeats the purpose if they aren't. I also found it to be an increadibly hypocritical thing to say, but hey- I'm a hypocrite too. Most people are. But yes, I agree with you. In my experience, Christians as a whole tend to be the most 'unchristian' people walking the earth. Cheers!
from theshakedown :
as long as you don't start molesting your cats, i think you're ok. and yes, yes you are a sicko... but in a good way.
from theshakedown :
any ideas?
from theshakedown :
we need to change your layout. stat.
from saranade :
It doesn't bother me that you want fat lips. It bothers me that the colors on your HappyLand rainbow are all wrong. What kind of subliminal message are you sending, anyway?
from theshakedown :
i wuv u.
from theshakedown :
bout time, hooka!
from x--caszee--x :
yikes! i'm locked out! and... i cant seem to find the key under the potplant =\ gimme a pw plz <3
from theshakedown :
what the heck is going on?
from theshakedown :
poop!
from saranade :
Hey. I don't know how you feel about giving out classified goodies to zombies, but if that's all part of your bag, it'd be cool to get into your head. 'Kay bye.
from heidiann :
Hmmm. Can I get in on that passwordy goodness? rubberduckiest at yahoo dot com.
from x--caszee--x :
hey hey can i have a pw to ur diary? saw ur link on a friends diary (cant even remember who now *dusH*) n u seem cool =P <3 caszee xox
from theshakedown :
glad to see you are alive... and in love... WTF? how weird is that, that we are both in love at the same time? crap dude, we HAVE to catch up. i miss you. and i'm so glad you are happy. now get your ass down to wichita before i shove a broom handle up your butthole.
from theshakedown :
but I bet your butt cheeks look cute all red
from theshakedown :
maybe you wouldn't be broke if you weren't wasting your money on stupid shit like tanning
from theshakedown :
email me your pw again, i need to fix the pictures on your layout. are you ready for something new yet?
from theshakedown :
I MISS YOU
from captain-ass :
check my new diary...i used to be brennass
from theshakedown :
you kill me
from theshakedown :
what a great list!
from theshakedown :
put your fucking comments back up now bitch
from theshakedown :
haha you're insane
from saranade :
Yo...my diary plays music. Just in case you care. If not, hex me or something and maybe I'll turn into a sociopathic cockroach with only one feeler. Even that could be cool. Kay bye.
from theshakedown :
what happened to the comments?
from brennass :
Tough times eh? Listen, i know you are hurting right now but that is NOT a good reason to punish yourself with Mariah Carey. YOu need to listen to something more upbeat and angry, like Slayer. But if you really want to get depressed and die, listen to Dashboard Confessional...I suggest you start with "screaming infedelities"
from serena6184 :
i just wanted to tell you that i adore your layout. i love beaker
from serena6184 :
i just wanted to tell you that i adore your layout. i love beaker
from serena6184 :
i just wanted to tell you that i adore your layout. i love beaker
from theshakedown :
you need to start a new page soon
from theshakedown :
man you are a freak
from theshakedown :
hilarious conversation between me and my mom last night, talking about how my older brother has went on dates with a couple different women - >mom: well, he figures if he doesn't kiss them, then it's not serious. >me: just a kiss? >mom: not everybody has to kiss and screw on the first date! >me: then what's the point?.... and much laughter ensued thereafter. I'm a GENIUS!
from theshakedown :
I think you will be able to relate to my latest entry entitled, "Society and it's double standards buuuuullshit!" Yah mon. I hate everybody. Except you. Oh and Adrian.
from brennass :
drinking is cool...you dont need a brain...thinking is for pussys
from saranade :
Do you have two diaries now or something?
from theshakedown :
I added you to my family page finally. Check it out when you're not up to your anus in packing and shit. http://theshakedown.diaryland.com/familia.html
from assclowns :
check out ac
from bobmcgoogle :
this is ang, look at your cast page... i need a pic of katie in photo format, the one you gave me is adobe, i can't do anything with it! poop
from brennass :
thats a bummer but at least your closer..love the new layout
from theshakedown :
nicest thing someone's ever said to me - "can I put you in my pocket and keep you forever?" said by you. I'm feeling nostalgic.
from brennass :
woh what did I miss? are u still moving to toronto??
from ginko :
awesome layout yo
from honestyonly :
check it out
from honestyonly :
get on yahoo, whore
from honestyonly :
good stuff.. well, the trashy yard one I was expecting something better. come on, you can DO it!
from honestyonly :
so what do you think, hooker?
from honestyonly :
God, you make me laugh so hard. Ok, but I only took it down when we were fighting, and I felt bad about it afterwards, but I guess I was waiting to see if you would notice. You'll have to email what you want me to put as a description because I totally forgot what it said. And I'll find a pic. LOL, die a horrible death.
from brennass :
vancouver is on the west coast of canada..close to seattle
from sockpuppet- :
Sure! Go to www.thestar.com It's the Toronto Star, the newspaper, and it has classified ads. They have some really nice apartments and stuff for sale, and the Star Classifieds number is (416)777-7777 like I said before. WHen you get to T.O, you'll have to view the apartments for sale of course, and there's a website for jobs called Toronto Job Shop, and its http://www.torontojobshop.ca and it's got lots of great jobs and everything up for applications in T.O...
from brennass :
whats your dream?? is to get assfucked by the most men in one night?? casue thats mine. oh yeah i live in toronto. who is hayden christensen??
from honestyonly :
I took a huge dump this morning.
from brennass :
people who use chiche's deserve face punches
from saranade :
[email protected] :-)
from dont-stop :
Oatmeal in cookies is okay, but plain oatmeal on it's own is poop!
from brennass :
to answer your question, you just drink a lot of liquor before hand.
from honestyonly :
Tell Barbie to get some ass for me. Shanks.
from brennass :
DONT EVER LEAVE ME!!!
from honestyonly :
Just take a break for a while and see how you feel... don't leave completely, I might die.
from brennass :
I had a tornado in my ass today and i thought of you!
from borrowmymind :
heyo. i'm just noting to say that i'm locking the diary for a while. i'll get you the password later though.
from lederhoser :
Fun layout. Looks like we share a mascot. Meep!
from brennass :
i dig the new layout. sorry about yer mom sucking.
from bobmcgoogle :
Hey it's AP, I uploaded the profile pic in the right size, now just tell me what you want it to say. :p
from saranade :
Hey, how come I didn't get to ask any questions?!?! (By the way, I like the jelly bean question...cute, cute. Wish I could take credit for it. Oh, well. Have you HAD booger-flavored jelly beans, by the way? If not, get a pack of Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans; they're kinda salty.) If you had to pick between being a pig and a cow, which would you pick and why? What's your favorite Little Debby snack? If you could choose between dying real quick right now, or getting old and dying slowly and painfully, which would you choose? Would you be extremely offended if I married a guy named Nade for the sole purpose of naming our child Lemon? My Little Ponies or Care Bears? G'night!
from radiokat :
$3000? shiiiiiiiiit gurl. hey...i think i'll get to see yo mama tonight finally. sorry i couldn't pick it up before. i'm leaving tomorrow for louisville. yay!
from brennass :
dude that was the best storey ever!! you should write childrens books!
from honestyonly :
Hey slutbag. What's up? I'm too lazy to write an email, so here I am leaving you a long ass note. I'm cool about yesterday, really. It was just freaky, I still can't believe this guy I had sex with is dead. That's like twice now that this has happened to me. Jeez, guys die after they screw me... not a good thing. Doh. Ok, I know I'm sick and demented for making jokes about people getting whacked, but hey, that's Ang for ya. Death is a funny thing anyway. It's like nobody know what it's like, yet we are all scared of it. We are dumb for being scared of unknown. I think death will be fun. I think we'll get to fly and shit. Anywho, I'm all psyched to do this veggie diet now, maybe I'll become a vegetarian. But not because I don't think animals should die, no, animals need to die, buy the thousands, but because meat makes me gassy and bloated. Ok, I'll shut up now. Love ya like the little bitch I never had. Peace.
from maticus :
ooOOooo... homer slippers... i'm jealous. though i DO have spongebob squarepants slippers... AND chattery teeth on top of my monitor.
from honestyonly :
What's that all about?
from kittyspit :
WHeeeeeeee anotha person i loikee!!! *clap feet and make seal noises*
from echobaby :
I agree with you to an extent (lord, at least someone's informed...), but don't forget to include the fact that the US financed Osama Bin Laden and Al-Quaeda for 8 years during the 1980's, under the guise of attaching Russia and Iran during the Cold War. They (Al-Quaieda) turned around and used that exact technology the CIA taught them (using OUR tax dollars) to bomb us at the world trade center. In my eyes, we're just as bad as Saddam Hussein. :::ducks flying objects:::
from honestyonly :
I hate you! You know why? Because you are too fucking smart! Stop it! Actually I wuv you. *smooches*
from honestyonly :
I'm not going to join my own ring FOR you, stupid. I want you to do it. It's not that difficult really. Just click your little mouse on my diaryrings. Do it, ho.
from honestyonly :
I don't know if Mary will appreciate your fecal humor.
from honestyonly :
Eat it.
from echobaby :
Leah, there is so much stuff going on, you have no idea. One day, we have to talk.:)
from honestyonly :
You seriously need to join that god complex diaryring! hahaha! hahahaha! hahahaha!hahahaha! hahahahah! hahahahaha! ok, so it wasn't THAT funny.
from bobmcgoogle :
God I love her:-)
from honestyonly :
so now you have to join one of my rings, or suffer MY wrath! don't even play, ok? I will kicketh thy asseth.
from honestyonly :
ok, I joined, even though I don't know who the HELL BUTTERS IS! And you won't tell me, cuz you are a cocksucking whore!!!!!!!! Love ya, bye!
from echobaby :
I read that book. That's some deep stuff. You will be ok... :)
from saranade :
Ophelia. Definitely Ophelia.
from brennass :
i would write a 2 page report on how much hamlet licks balls
from seanandjacob :
I feel like syrup.
from saranade :
What, my song weirdness? Hahaha, in a twisted sort of way, kinda. Mostly ventage. Glad someone notices. :-s
from saranade :
Yo. I hope it isn't too late to answer your "quiz". Serious answer: I go to the house on Pooh corner and ask Charlie Brown, who normally refers me to Lucy, who overcharges. Real answer: I ask friends. Also, who is Lemiwinks? Did you get the name from South Park?!?! (Just saw the South Park episode; am mildly ashamed to have been amused.) Lastly...you should try reading Anne Sebold's "The Lovely Bones", in reference to your last entry. (I "borrowed" that for my diary; I hope you don't mind. I thought that something like that needed as much coverage as possible. If you DO mind, just put a hit on me; I'll understand.) Anyway, the book's about this murdered girl...you might not like it, but you might find it worth your time to read. Okay, bye.
from echobaby :
e-mail me using the e-mail link on my contact page. :) I'll answer anything you want to know. :)
from echobaby :
dude--every time I see your layout, I bust out laughing....tee hee :)
from brennass :
I LOVE your new layout! oh and for advice and mentorship i turn to a bottle of wine.
from echobaby :
You crackhead. I go to Jesus--he's the only way....tee hee ;)
from echobaby :
The layout....so groce yet ever so right. :) Tee hee....
from symbiotic :
i wouldn't worry about it. every once in a while i got cramps i was attributing to my IUD. i think you also had more pain than i did. do you go back to your doctor in a few days? ask her when you go if you're still having problems with it.
from symbiotic :
women gave you the speech about wanting kids when you were only getting an IUD?! that's silly. it's not like it's permanent. i think i've gotten that speech when i was thinking of getting my tubes tied. that's why i got an iud instead. cause who knows, maybe someday i will want them. but probably not for another ten years anyway.
from echobaby :
Tee hee--nope. :) I am not that much of a tight ass..I was laughing. We kewl now? :)
from brennass :
I have to get crown too!! Now I'm really scared, they made it sound so lovely and easy. I should have known never to trust someone who makes thier living in other people's mouths.
from symbiotic :
the pain will go away soon.
from echobaby :
dude--I was joking..I am in total agreement. No need to defend. :)
from echobaby :
well well well....someone's a little teed-off today.
from symbiotic :
i have tried and tried to feel the string, but i can't. i looked in the toilet everytime i peed or got rid of *ahem* feminine products, and didnt' see anything, so my guess is its' still there and i just have short fingers or something. my dr. said it being expelled is pretty rare.
from symbiotic :
that note from you on the pain of the IUD is still at the top of my notes so i thought i'd give you an update. i don't feel a thing in there now. it's great. i'm afraid it's not still in, but i haven't seen it in the toilet, so it must be.
from symbiotic :
i generally have pretty bad cramps anyway. it's not too much worse than those. my period is also heavier. everything i'm reading says that that's normal for the first 2-3 months with the copper IUD. also that there can be spotting for the first few months.
from symbiotic :
they said they will pay for the IUD, just that if i don't get it at the pharmacy, i have to get reimbursed for it instead of just paying the copay. unfortunately, the pharmacist looked at me like i was still living in the 70s when i said i needed a copper IUD. they say that it can be expelled easier in women who have never had kids, so maybe that's why your dr. won't do it, but my dr. said that even then, that's still very rare that it gets expelled. The insurance DID cover the procedure to put it in (thank god, cause that was $325). even if they didn't cover the IUD, it would still be worth it cause at $350, that's a little over a years worth of BC pills, but the IUD is good for ten years. so it's really cheap as piss. it seems to be making my period cramps worse, but hopefully the midol will take care of that. i think it's also making the bleeding a little heavier, but i was kind of expecting that and i think it will go away. I got a copper IUD, but you can also get hormone ones. i didn't get that cause the hormones make me crazy which is why i didn't get on the pill again in the first place. if you want to know more, just ask me. if your dr. won't put it in, you should find one that will. or go to planned parenthoood. you could check their website for info on the iud too--it has a lot.
from heidiann :
I'm sorry about Super Dude. =(
from saranade :
Oh, no!!! I'm sorry about Super Dude...it sounds like he had wet tail. You should get some Dri Tail (you can usually find it at most pet stores) and put it in Teddy's water; if that's what it is, it's super contagious. It's about three bucks, I think. 'Kay, bye.
from brennass :
Oh my god that cat is ginormous!!!
from echobaby :
dude--do they have you spraying people at the door still? When I worked at BBW, I was spray door bitch and register bitch--but I never got that "head cashier" job...fuckers. :) And I was a good ringer upper!!
from echobaby :
I am touched. ;) Now you have to tell me what the back story was about... :)
from echobaby :
Love the pictures...I wish we had snow here....then again, maybe not. :)
from heidiann :
Aaaaaaaaaw!! Not only did you leave me a very nifty-cool message YOU HAVE ME LISTED AS A FAVORITE!! bobmcgoogle...you rock! Now I'm going to go read your entire diary because anyone that fascinated with poop has to have many things to say. xoxo
from stilyagi-c :
Actually, I'm not quite sure what a prat is, but they always use it in U.K. movies when someone is being stupid or dumb. Thank you for apologizing. Actually my life sucks, but I'm assuming you work at Bath & Body Works.
from echobaby :
Dude, if we ever meet in life, you have to promise not to feel weird about me....black people are kewl. I swear. :) But I understand.
from saranade :
Gerbils look like aliens!!! My brood is insulted!! Okay, not REALLY...gas bad, ROLAIDS [email protected]. Have a crapalicious day!!
from saranade :
Super Dude's super-cute, but you should have got gerbils...but that's just me. Hey, I have a cage just like that!!!
from stilyagi-c :
Hey, you're interesting (I think). Let me know if ya wanna talk sometime.
from saranade :
Naw, man, you ain't STOOPID, just busy...thanx for replying; you have proven that the best things often are the result of mediocre supplies.
from saranade :
Hey, the Mark guy's costume roxs!! How'd you do that?
from saranade :
Harry Potter, yay!!!! Hey, did you hear Dumbledore died? Oh, and sorry about not replying to your last note...got a little busy or some crap, but the answer was all of the above, I THINK, if I remember the question...
from echobaby :
dude--they can't give you more hours? I am VERY surprised. That sucks. You would think they want to push the smelly stuff into the teenie's sewaty hands....
from echobaby :
Just think of the discount...after xmas, you'll be free!!!
from saranade :
First of all...wait to kick the Emily whore down!!! Second of all...I don't consider myself a feminist or a traditionalist; I don't really think I want to get married, but maybe one day, I'll change my mind, NOT b/c of how I was brought up or the social status or any of that, but I would like to think that love actually does exist, and that it is possible to honor that through marriage...not very likely, but possible. If I ever find the guy that can crack me up w/o being a hemmhoroidal sucknavel, I want to run off to Las Vegas and have all the witnesses slash guests wear fat suits. Anyway, my general point is, I would like to know more about what your talking about..'kay bye.
from beermary :
I'm SO GLAD Angela left your link in my guestbook. You so kick ass! I blogrolled your site after reading just one entry. I'm too flippin stupid to figure out coding for diaryland, so you can find my REAL blog at: http://beermary.diary-x.com Cheers from a fellow Denver bitch!
from echobaby :
YEAH!! You tell the bitch, Leah!!
from enondoiel :
Well, first of all, your date (day, month balhblahblah) is in Norwegian... your blondness isn't really a reason, cos I didn't know you were blond (and no, I don't think your poop talk qualifies for blondness). I didn't really have a second reason.. shit. Well, well, bye then.
from echobaby :
Bath and Body Works girls are the queen of chipperness..I should know...I worked there. Just when you thought you were working there just for the discount, you wind up turning int one of the Stepford Wives. Did they stick you out front with a basket and some testers to have people sample shit yet? :) Good luck girlie....
from honestyonly :
I'm recording the Carr Trial this week for you. If anyone else is reading this and would like copies, let me or bobmcgoogle know and we'll get them to you. bobmcgoogle -did you download that song yet that I told you about? love, peace & hairgrease, Honesty
from cindylou03 :
i'm just leaving a note, because i read your diary..and that still feels wrong. so i guess this note is supposed to make up for it. hello i'm cindy..now that we have been introduced..i don't feel like it was so wrong. :)
from saranade :
Do you remember a cartoon with multicolored shaggy sheep dogs...?
from mboyd72 :
http://www.mystiesplace.com/pinwheel.html it's got all the goods on pinwheel.
from toughwedgies :
hello. me like your diary. uhhh
from fummy-cheese :
I'm sueing you because I hit my head on my desk after reading the line, "this year i'm going to stop eating my own poop." You really need to be more careful. By the way I own so much Fraggle Rock crap just because I was in love with that show when I was little. Stay fresh (new deodorant?).
from prettytiedup :
I remember Pinwheel! And every time I mention it to somebody, they think I'm on crack...so thank god you exist to prove them wrong. I actually remember basically nothing about it beyond the theme song...at the end it went, "pinwheel, pinwheel pinwheel" (each word grew progressively higher in pitch). Was that the one with the mannenquin named Jeff who came to life when he put his hat on? Or was that "Today's Special"?
from gigabit :
yeah... who *doesn't* know about pinwheel? and what is that person's problem? are they anti-fun?
from mboyd72 :
alright dude, years of pinwheel and today's special don't even rate against a couple months of hockey on tv. it wasn't even good payback. now a godzilla-a-thon might make amends. if i had to see that f'in mime on today's special or those bee's that were brother/sister on pinwheel again i might snap.
from echobaby :
dude! I remember that show! I used to watch that show when I was in my "10 year old watching 3 year old shows" phase. :)
from ganja-fairy :
your diary is awesome. i havent read a cooler one yet
from saranade :
You amuse me. That is all.
from echobaby :
I definitely will e-mail people..the story deserves to be told!!! I had no idea that the CA case was classified as a hate crime. Assault maybe. Hate crime? Hells no. I agree..that was dumb.
from echobaby :
By the way--I hope those fuckers get the chair...bastards. I wish the case was in NY so I could be one of the jurors that brought them face to face with their maker.
from echobaby :
Hey--I just read your entry today. And, I did read the website...I purchased the transcript and read the whole thing...(I had studied the case in a law class that I had, but never studied it to that degree...)it really did pull at my heartstrings. While you bring up a valid point, you have to look at each crime and see why it was that it wasn't voted a hate crime within their jurisdiction. Yeah. It was murder..and murder within any race is murder. Nuff said. But you also can't classify every black person killing a white person a hate crime either, just like we can't classify every murder by a white person killing a black person a hate crime. By doing that, you are opening up a can of worms, and potentially making the race problem within our country even worse than it already is. In my opinion, every murder is a hate crime. ME :)
from invisibledon :
Thanks for visting
from supergrover1 :
Single male, looking for a single female. Loves romantic walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and outdoor fecal festivities. Milk and sprouts lovers only please.
from laura-diane :
i linked your diary (9/25) to my entry today (9/27) - v. enjoyable. thanks for making an awesome point.
from testify :
I thought MS would be a really funny disease to have, until I realized it did not stand for Mushroom Slap.
from bi-n-proud :
I saw your banner. The flying poop mesmerized me. I did a survey called passinggas if you're interested. Anyway, cool diary. Good luck with your cat...I mean job.
from i-love-draco :
Hey! oh man thanks a lot for the note!! I liked it a lot! usually no one writes me any notes!! hehe.. yeah I really enjoy your diary like I like how you totally say whatever you wanna say you know? I am very flattered of you saying I remind you of you when you were my age!! haha I just said "you" a lot! k! but yeah I do seem to think that every guy in this world is extremely hot! but finally I got a boyfriend!! hehe this probably isn't any of you're intrest but meh that's ok! hehe anyways... thanks for the note!!! and keep up the excellent writings!! ok Bye!!
from uberhamster :
Your diary is a rip! It's funny as hell! Keep up the good work! And please don't throw any poop at me.
from i-love-draco :
hey.. you sound really cool!! ok well I was just wondering, how old are you?? ok Bye!!

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