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from illumiknitti :
I don't know if you ever come here anymore...I used to be beatpoetgrrl, but I wanted a new name. I miss the old D-land crew. Seven years past now, I guess. Weird. Anyhow, look me up sometime.
from strawberrri :
heh, shouldn't you have been doing that experimenting on your own page?
from strawberrri :
what CAN you say?...just be there for them i suppose...but it's your loss too. my sympathies :( xx
from mechanica :
It upsets me that i can no longer leave you guestbook messages. MISS YOU!
from mechanica :
Thanks for the birthday wishes (just read em). I'd make a bet about whose birthday was worse, but i know i'd win. I mean, were you in rehab getting bollocked for laying in bed all day and missing groups? I did get a "present" though. It was a contract. Go to groups or be discharged. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!
from notanias :
i just wanted to let you know that i've moved diaries (unfortunate things happened). so i'll be updating over here, now. (the former) beatpoetgrrl
from tenaciousc :
wow you people still use diaryland? jeeze get with the programme people this is so 2001 and totally out. myspace is the place to be here in the 21st century. Hello Mr Michael Sir, I was just having a search on google for some of the lady friends I made in Americarse and the only page that appeared was my old diaryland profile. I'm all about the myspace these days though. How long are you going to Germany for? I havn't seen nor heard from you in over 32 days. Hope your ok....if that photo on your diary page is recent then you really need a hair cut. I had one the other day, it was nice. Oh and you want half of what stephen fry's got? He has money and a boyfriend and knowing you as well as I do you've never been about the money! Yours swimmingly, Chris www.myspace.com/chrisinscotland
from slapmeharder :
hello! :) I just wanted to come and smile at your rather hairy photoed self.
from westworld :
Pffffffffff, of COURSE change is good :) Just scary, most times. I am so glad that you are stuffed and spoiled and smelly and that your holidays were good. Sometimes you make me melancholy, not the bad definition like "depression and sorrow", more of the "pensive reflection or contemplation" definition. Heee. You're so you, aren't you? Michael.
from westworld :
NINE DAYS. You need to update, hmmmmm? HMMMMMMMM????? Am I the only one in this thing anymore? Look at me and my words! Woot!!!
from westworld :
better call out the thugs! don't let people walk all over you. email? you should send me one at westworld@diaryland.com and then i can give you some real address. also, i need to hear all about your life now, and uni and robyn and all other good things that are happening to you :)
from westworld :
hehe. that cartoon is good - AND i was just opening up a box today, and flung tape about too, because i was excited as it was my ketchup chips (crisps) that i ordered cause america doesn't have them and i have to get all my good food through the mail nowadays.... your hair is long, and BIG!!! compared to the normally army-ish look of the cuts you tended to get before. i like it :) it's almost 70's porn star, in a "i really don't get paid much" kinda way. ehhehe :) ahhhh, i miss you!
from westworld :
pffff, clown! i actually don't like those, much. just spent $60 on something i probably didn't need but HAD TO HAVE. so uni again, hmm? i was thinking of doing some urban planner thing at ryerson eventually, perhaps...
from westworld :
oh my!!! anal jokes are always the best. and HELLO!!! my boss right now is yelling behind closed doors at customers. i can hear, though. ohhhh, my bones feel tiiiiiired. you are always good and cheering. cheer me before i turn irreversibly bitter and hateful :)
from ripetomato :
Dude! Look at how much crap I just typed!
from ripetomato :
Signmyguestbook isn't working for me right now, so I came here to say that you brits have the most elaborate and weird chip flavours (alright, alright, *crisp* flavours) ever. Roast beef and yorkshire pudding? Eeesh. Are those two different flavours, or one flavour? Honestly. How do you even create a yorkshire pudding flavour? Isn't it just bread? Seriously, you guys could pretty much eliminate all other foods from your diet and never tire of eating crisps because you'd never run out of flavours. Actually, there's this one kitschy retro novelty candy/junk food store in my area that sells little wee bags Walker's crisps. I remember seeing pickled onion flavoured ones there. But that's pretty much the only type of place you can get those *exotic* crisp flavours you guys have. Although we did recently get a new lime and black pepper flavour that I'm still forming an opinion on. Yes, I really did leave you a note just to talk about crisps.
from mister-ed :
you say buttery, i say butterylicious.
from chiv :
She's got a point, there. I should show off my disembodied deer optics and things, really. Carny hasn't got feet. Think about it for a minute. Eh? [nods]
from moonshine76 :
I got your text message a few days ago! yep! yep! And thanks for finding it for me!! I'll ask you to send it later. I will be wandering around msn later, I'll try and catch you. like a firefly. :)
from slapmeharder :
die and come back as someone non cute please- I'll actually pay more attention if you put a photo of your feet at the bottom. You don't see Chiv putting cute photos of him and his bambi eyes now do you? Tsk tsk. Anyway, that's all just a silly way of saying hello.
from crypto-cunt :
I like this. *glasgow kiss*
from banshee-rose :
Hello. Nice site. Hope you have a great day.
from moonshine76 :
You need to turn on yahoo messenger more often so I can ask you about this layout! I don't have msn anymore. I swear, it'll be done by tomorrow evening. [promises]
from chiv :
I slept from about twelve till twelve. I feel horrible as a result, if that makes it any better. What am I doing here? I am disoriented. Miss an open goal for me, instead, would you? I'd appreciate that more, I think.
from chiv :
...Carnageusss, bouncing here and there and everywhere...
from slapmeharder :
one day... there will be a little green man with your psudenom next to him all lit up..... one day....
from cedartrees :
Three, but I don't think I ever tried four. Mwahaha.
from goku81 :
Hello, carny. How's the jat collection these days, man?
from quietthought :
http://quizilla.com/users/TheOneJin/quizzes/Which%20Cowboy%20Bebop%20Character%20are%20You%3F/ Arseweevils.
from mister-ed :
well if you two do go into the sandwhich business, i'll have a turkey mayo baguette and some ready salted walkers to go. this reminds me of my mate's mums' hilarious joke fuck-up. "get me a crocodile sandwhich and make it quick". we laughed for days and days and days.
from delighted :
If you do go into the sandwich business let me know because I would be interested in being a partner. I am at a loose end and have always wanted to be in the sandwich business. I make some mean sandwiches. They're darn right ev-ill.("E is one of my best friends..." Must proof read in future.)
from chiv :
mwahah! aaanyway, saddam's only getting that influence and such because of this whole..deciding to attack iraq..thing. if it had been left alone, he'd have died in a few years, having never done anything else newsworthy, most likely. anyyway, again, this isn't the point..it's not about saddam, it's not about oil, propaganda, arabic power, religion, terror, only america's dominion over the planet. if saddam were the nicest man in history, iraq would still be in the sights, and relatively barbaric ..turkey et cetera not. nor america, obviously. (what's this revolution?)
from slapmeharder :
hey no one is cutting off heads in here!!! what's going on?! I think we need to start a revolution carny, I think we need to go and put firecrackers in places known only to their owners and start something good. Hmm chiv... you know him right? ;) he'd have secret firecracking places for us to revolutionise and he'd be pretty good at it too actually. so who else should we invite?
from slapmeharder :
i've missed you
from mister-ed :
hey hey heylo
from slapmeharder :
yeah knowing is good. I really want to see that snow michael. actually I want to see it that way- the way the photos show that it was seen. hmm.
from justjill :
Thanks for signing my guest map! It's neat to see where people are from. Any way... I agree with your short entry that people are stupid. Sometimes I think it's a curse we all must endure about others... cause you realize we are not one of those people. : ) I hope I'm not, anyway.
from slapmeharder :
the wilds is here sir. for sure. our capital city is burning tonight. this here is THE WILDS. the antipodes is the place to holiday if you want to city/country it all in one go. an echidna wandered into the city of perth today. next thing you know kagaroos really will be hopping down the main streets. (looking for water and we aint got any) xxxx
from chiv :
hehe..that's the best mechy-quote i've seen all morning.
from mister-ed :
cha-cha-cha, woo-bing! cha-cha-cha, woo-bing!
from mister-ed :
pft! pcha!
from mechanica :
I said "meery" in your g-book and it won't let me sign again to correct it. Fucking thing.
from mister-ed :
ah! passwords!
from slapmeharder :
ha ha very funny open your diary you pesky fellow you!
from rainyday6 :
thought you should know...your diary is quite entertaining. ^__^
from mister-ed :
the very same!
from hapithoughts :
sooo tired. *falls asleep on your shoulder*
from mister-ed :
oom, oom.
from mister-ed :
notation, notation, notation.
from mister-ed :
*hat doffing, salutationing*
from hapithoughts :
have fun, good luck :) *hugsssssssssss*
from hapithoughts :
DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS seriously, i can't even focus at work!!! gah!!! blah!! i want the gossip, dammm youuu... and now i have to wait until way later tonight.. and what if you're not even online?!?!?! why oh why didn't i get a password!!! YOU HATE ME DONT YOU??? hehehe.. sorry for harrassing you, but i just don't know what else to do... besides, it shows i care, even if it is in a scary, stalker-ish kinda way...
from hapithoughts :
WTF?!?!??!?! You locked your diary??? Was someone peeping? Do you hate me? What's going on???? *freaks out* ahhhh!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! I USE THAT DIARY FOR SOLACE, DAMMIT!!!! I will KILLLLLLLL the person who made you do this!!! KILLLL THEMMMM!! And if you emailed me the password I probably won't get it until a million years from now because NTL and hotmail HATE each other!!! I AM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
from slapmeharder :
someone please criticise my little stupid politically draconian country.....please.....*eeps from down under* (as in geographically thank you very much filth mongers)
from ripetomato :
I listened to the CD you sent me on the way home from school this afternoon. I really like it. Thank you very very much, Michael Cutehead.
from mister-ed :
*kabonkabonkaboom*
from slapmeharder :
sorry I'm risking the wrath of Crystal, which rumour has it is terrifying, but um yes you are rather cute. hmmm ra-ther. hee. I had something intelligent to say but I looked at your web cam.
from mister-ed :
*demands an update*
from hapithoughts :
*looks down* someone's all up on MY BOOT-AY!!! :O hehehhe, actually, admirers are okay. as long as you don't go admiring back, cause then i would have to write a note or guestbook entry that makes me sound like a jealous insane psychopath, kinda like this one does. yeahhhhhh... SKLEEEEEEEPPPPSSSSSSS
from pure-milk :
you are waaay too cute.
from hapithoughts :
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. so many people need to die right now. DIE DIE DIE. I can't believe how angryyyyyyy i am. dum dum dum. i just need FOUR MORE HOURS OF PATIENCE. i can dooooo it. i can maaaaaake it. all without death. SKLEPPSSSSSSSSSSSSS, for real.
from hapilog :
blahhhhhhhhh... i have a headache. i wish i still had msn at work. i could use a smile or two. i will be better later. i know it. i just need to be pooooopy for a bit. *be's pooopy* and no, not in that way. i cahnged my diaper recently. why am i writing this? shiiiiit. ahahhah, OMG. that is so relevant. cool. i almost smiled then. just about. okay, im done this now.
from ripetomato :
Don't you hate it when your computer freezes right when you're bickering with someone, and then when it unfreezes, they've left? ... Yeah. I hate that.
from ripetomato :
Be online.
from hapithoughts :
*writes a note, deletes it... writes another, deletes that too, wash - rinse - repeat* what is acceptable to say at this juncture? how much of my neck is out of my shell? *becomes beheaded* *SKLEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPSSSSSSS*
from mister-ed :
how can i follow that, hmm, i'll have think about it some more.
from hapithoughts :
http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=silver23 awwwwwww, she linked you!!! with a comment, even!
from ripetomato :
Arrrrrgh .. engaged? To Crystal? ... but but .. rrrrrgh.
from moonshine76 :
I have never heard of Jeff Buckley. :( or maybe I have but it's slipped my mind right now :(
from hapithoughts :
i havent visited here much, have i? thought i could adore you in a new fashion... *sits here staring at her keyboard waiting for words to come* .... yeah, can't describe it then. *gives up, then loads a pic of you to stare at instead of meaningless letters*
from ripetomato :
You WILL get here. And I'll be waiting with open arms. I sound all cheezee. Gah. *hugs*
from damodred :
thanks for calling me pretty. :)
from ripetomato :
Ignore you??? Never. Get your ass online.
from chiv :
good work, you too *talks to ripey* wait, no, i'm ignoring everyone *talks to ripey* there.
from ripetomato :
ARGH! IT WAS ALL A PLOY! Crystal gets to talk to you and make you feel all good while I'm forced away from my computer by cleaning ladies and school ... then when I finally see you online, CRYSTAL CALLS ME, thus preventing me from talking to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *weeps* .. this is so unfair.
from chiv :
fight, fight, fight! *supplies swords, pistols, warhorses, lances, and things like that*
from ripetomato :
But .. I ... erk .. j.. bah ...
from gra :
Sheesh, that sure is awfully good of you. Now strech that throat.
from mister-ed :
i will be willing to die so that you can make your point.
from gra :
Right, if i come back here and the it's your letters song plays one more time, interuptting the psychedelic breakfast song, i may have to kill somebody, possibly Ed.
from cholera :
!!
from ripetomato :
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ...
from ripetomato :
Oh. Here's a friendlier one then. *huggggggggggggs violently* ... um .. *runs off to tell James it's not what it looks like* .... eep.
from ripetomato :
Pfft. I was in the middle of doing something .. you should've tried harder!
from ripetomato :
Bah.
from ripetomato :
Eep. Next time warn me when you're leaving. :o(
from halfdevoured :
I'm leaving this for everyone: http://muffinfilms.com. It makes me laugh. Check out the Big Bunny, too.
from mister-ed :
*wipes up*
from chiv :
*has a sneezing fit*
from mister-ed :
i completely agree.
from gra :
Ed's a bed.
from mister-ed :
you're on the trolley mister!
from mister-ed :
there's a guestbook?
from ripetomato :
ooooooooh .. please get a mic, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease ... I was just telling Crystal last night how I wanna hear you call someone a "daft git" .. because it's so very Trainspotting .. um yeah. I never saw that movie actually. Get a mic. Oh, if you ever want to visit Toronto, Crystal says you can stay at her place, no joke .. wheeee.
from ripetomato :
Ordinarily I check for that right away, so I'm guessing my computer must have had another "episode" just as I'd posted it ... and damnit why didn't you just *tell* me ... silly.
from ripetomato :
Oh, and thank you, it was lovely, by the way. :o)
from ripetomato :
I'm listening to the tune as we speak. I typed the address in, the old fashioned way. Because I'm so smrt. *hugs*
from chiv :
heh, carn's come over all furry. aww.
from slapmeharder :
you can come drink tea with my beautiful friends if you want...you drink tea? what kind?
from ripetomato :
Ack .. who invaded carncam???
from ripetomato :
Clerks. I wasn't overly fond of it.
from ripetomato :
*blinks innocently*

Edited out, you say?

OK OK, so I was feeling a little paranoid ... looking back, I'm not sure why I felt the need.
from ripetomato :
Wha? .. Grr. You're not on Yahoo, and chat isn't working. BAH!
from ripetomato :
That's better.
from ripetomato :
STOP THAT!
from ripelog :
I HAVE NOT!!!
from ripetomato :
I HAVE NOT!
from mister-ed :
wooohooo!
and chooo! choo!
from carnageus :
I'll swap you - a carn for a squishy
from ripetomato :
I want a carn.
from carnageus :
ask and ye shall receive. obviously this rule doesn't apply in all things.
from mister-ed :
*certainly wantsa button on your diary, but has no buttons*
from ripetomato :
No .. that wasn't really the plan ...
from gelert :
nor have i. as far as i know. unless my finger broke in that door incident *looks* meh. anyway, what have you gone and done now, nut-job? yea, feel free to ignore mos..all of that.
from ripetomato :
We're a lot alike, though. For example, neither of us have broken any bones. That's a start. Um .. heh ... nevermind ... *hugs*
from chiv :
*wide eyed stare*wonders why she didn't tell him* wait..carn...psychic? no one's psychic, here *stern look*
from carnageus :
I'm giving you a not-very-amused psychic look or something right now.
from ripetomato :
I had a dream last night that I met you and Chiv and the two of you were attracted to each other and not me. You kissed! On the lips! Right in front of me! You held hands and let me follow you around but I felt like a 3rd wheel so I went home. *sigh*
from carnageus :
I think I feel a little bit guilty. Hmm...yes, yes I do. Just a little bit, mind. I mean a really, really small bit
from ripetomato :
Hahahahahahaha! "consenting goats" ... *laughs more* ... ouch, my face .. poor Chivay.
from carnageus :
Better at pretending I do anyway, muaha! You know, I'm beginning to feel like carncam's taking on a life of its own...I'm jealous of it...
from ripetomato :
Yeah, but he's got nothing on you. You've got a nicer smile, and you appear to bathe, for instance ...
from carnageus :
What, he stole my lazy eye too? Bah, that Hawke bloke wants so badly to be me...
from mister-ed :
damn the link doesn't work, just imagine it damn you!
from mister-ed :
look! he's even sexy with a lazy eye and a strange omni-tooth:
clickyclicky
from ripetomato :
Mmmm ... Ethan Hawwwwwwwwwwwke ..... *droooool*
from carnageus :
*steps carefully away from ed*
from mister-ed :
*finds ethan hawke attractive*
from gelert :
*narrows eyes* no, i'm not here to CUT anyone's FUCKING LEGS OFF, so calm down.
from carnageus :
ooh, hark at my terrible grammar
from carnageus :
Ethan Hawke...hmm...do women find him attractive? No? Anyway, it's not my fault we don't talk, you seem to always seem to slip into the chat in the couple of hours when I'm either asleep or conquering continents. It's...someone else's fault
from ripetomato :
So this friend of mine thinks you look like Ethan Hawke ... and hey, how come you're never on chat anymore? Er .. aside from the fact that it's filled with brainless twits, that is ...
from carnageus :
Let it not be said that I don't listen to the advice of my viewers. Well, I listen to you anyway, ripey
from ripetomato :
Ah, thank you. *grins* That's muuuuuuuuuuch better.
from carnageus :
silly girl. It's taken you til now to realise I didn't make them up?
from mechanica :
I won I won!!! Someone come and play with me. Rawr kinky. I am bored.
from mechanica :
THERE IS A FRIGGIN SHEEP GAME!!!!!! The damn sheep don't just jump!! CLICK ON THEM!! weeeee........ Stupid fucking game. I lost =/
from ripetomato :
What's with the tree? Trees aren't sexy ... I demand more CarnCam. *bats eyes* ... ack. It's nearly 6 am. Why am I awake? Why???
from gelert :
but what about the rest of us, what about folk like me, and muff?
from muffpuppet :
the more ingenius amongst us will just use http://carnageus.diaryland.com/older.html
from ripetomato :
OK, thanks to Mechy, I've newly added to my "list of online things not to read whilst drinking coffee" ... maybe I just laugh far too easily ... *wipes off computer screen*
from mechanica :
Awwww, carny you cheeky bastard you. Oooh my boob is itchy.
from gelert :
bastards. well, as long as you don't go frantic with updates, i suppose we'll catch most of them. only the new wave carn fans will miss out.
from carnageus :
good point, chiv, although I can't chage my html to put them in. won't even let me put a link in from the last entry either. This is frustrating...
from ripetomato :
Ooooooooh .. bouncy tomatoes ... *giggles* ... thank you Carn. *hugs and stuff*
from chiv :
shouldn't you have a...previous/next, or at least an older entries thing? watch me go back through, and see one, now.
from carnageus :
The old 'sinper' rifle, eh? Capable of staining a man's soul at up to 1000 yards. That's no problem - ripey's reached goddess status: I get redemption, you get smited...smitten...smote...ach, whatever you do to infidels. Where's your Gorki now, hmm?
from chiv :
carny, stop weeing on her furniture. go and suck jinksy's fungaly-infected foot, damn it! sorry, jinks. er..anyway, we 'are' being civilised. we arranged a duel, and i shot him from 700 yards with a .50 calibre sinper rifle.
from carnageus :
Crikey, I must be moving up in the world. I've never actually had to try to turn someone off before. No, wait, that's not going to help my case, is it? Erm...need to think quickly...*does something exceedingly romantic and yet still very manly for ripey*
from ripetomato :
Trying to turn me off now, eh? God, I'm confused ...
from carnageus :
nyeh, it just means we don't wash
from ripetomato :
Mmmmmmmmmm ... raw animal magnetism ... *drooool*
from carnageus :
aww, I'm sure they do - they just have more style than to fight right in front of you. chiv and myself don't need style - we've got raw animal magnetism...of some variety. well, chiv probably does. I've just got...raw animalityness?
from ripetomato :
Damnit ... why can't guys pay this much attention to me in real life?
from carnageus :
But we're doing the civilised thing - we're openly discussing the situation and trying to reach a solution. Fair enough, we're just looking for the best way to end it violently, but we're probably both stalling over that part anyway
from ripetomato :
Boys, boys ... this is most uncivilized .. I'm shocked at the shamelessness of your behaviour ..

Uhh ... but don't stop it or anything ...

from carnageus :
Aw, don't feel threatened, chiv. I'm not after her body - I just want to read books with her and...no, wait, I'm after her body too. Oh well, may the best man win and so on...
from chiv :
hey! what are you doing back? did you think i wouldn't notice? hm? back in your pit! back, back! well, okay, stay, but stop trying to touch ripey, you don't live far enough from me to be fire retardant. i mean "welcome back" or "glad you're writing again".
from carnageus :
Aw, cheers Ed. Every time I trip over it I'll think of you. You know, ripey, it's actually you who inspired me to this rebirth. I probably couldn't explain why, but thanks.
from mister-ed :
*buys a welcome back mat, you know, for just inside the front door*
from ripetomato :
Your diary is back? Tell me you're not teasing ...
from carnageus :
Muaha, I did mention it, but not to you. You're the laughing stock of my social circle. Well, not so much social circle as social point, what with only having one member. And not so much laughing stock as...favourite diarypersonthingumy
from ripetomato :
Hey .. I just noticed I misspelled your name in a diary entry .. eep .. why didn't you say something? *goes to fix it*
from ripetomato :
Woo .. you still have notes. Um .. hi. I saw you on your webcam today. You were cute. Umm .. bye! *scurries off*
from carnageus :
Wahey! Snow for the second time this winter! This calls for some Dean Martin! "Woo-o-oah the weather outside is...frightful...but the...fire is...so delightful..."
from hijinks :
http://www.chunkideas.com/snowball/
from hijinks :
*comments on and appreciates carny's nudity*
from quietthought :
I thought it was verrrryyyyyy wittyyyyyyyyy
from quietthought :
Carnypig, how'd exams go? Burp me later!
from dayspring :
just checking out your diary, seem to be upset about using the damn thing. I just started mine, hope I'm not as jaded as you, no offense. Hope things get better. peace DS.
from carnageus :
Bah.....I keeeell you all now
from hijinks :
close enough to be a danger eh? should i be scared? i dont think so. ok maybe a little.
from quietthought :
Your eyes are too close together
from muffpuppet :
Carny, what's your e-mail address? Can you either let me know on my diary, or e-mail me at squidgytheoctopus@hotmail.com please? As soon as possible, because I'm annoyed.
from mister-ed :
enjoy
from strawberrri :
'allo Carny! *wonders how she got here*
from muffpuppet :
I've finally decided to start putting entries on my diary (if anybody is bothered in reading them, that is). So if you want, you could always head over there and leave some abusive notes. Nobody has made one yet. You could be the first. You could christen it. Break my note-page cherry, as it were.
from muffpuppet :
indifference? Hope you're not talking about any of us. :o( I turned you into Robocarny, you know. I hope it makes you chuckle. It made me guffaw, I'd say. http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~andrewsh/renata/robocarn.jpg I'm not indifferent. :o\
from chiv :
*hangs around for a bit, without it being for sheep's sake*
from nata4 :
Imagine how many people would love to punch Chris Tarrant, and doesn't it make you happy to think only one or two people want to punch you? And isn't a day worth it if you've cheered atleast someone up- I'm not complaining!
from mister-ed :
would it help if i went to the top of one of manchester's many multi-storey car parks and shrieked "don't do it carrrrnnnnyyyyyyyyy!" in the voice of dolly parton?
from mechanica :
Ooooo, nice new layout, i can read it without highlighting! Merry Christmas you bastard.
from muffpuppet :
'Tiiiis the season tooo beee jollyyyy! Fa la la...la......la..................la?
from mister-ed :
boingboingboingboingboing!
from muffpuppet :
I can only presume that we offered him higher wages. That or he wants in on the supposedly superb changing room atmosphere that we have at Leeds. I mean, Robbie Keane said he would only come back to England if he would be playing for Leeds, because he'd heard so many good things about the atmosphere. Maybe Fowler wants in. Maybe he's sick of that Kellogs Sporties advert with Michael Owen in it.
from carnageus :
Yeah, it's not fair, damn it. He was so much better off as our 4th in line striker at Liverpool!
from muffpuppet :
Damn straight he's going to Leeds! Now we get to deprive you of one of your longest-standing players, and we get the best finisher in England as our new 4th in line striker! Wheeee! Sadly it means that Michael Bridges will probably never play professional football ever again. :o(
from wicket007 :
im gutted too, how can they let God leave Anfield......and go to somewhere like Leeds !!!!!!!!!!
from wicket007 :
You need help boyo......serious help ..... hugs n bugs Michelle n Lisa
from mechanica :
:( you're sad. This makes me sad. :( -sob-
from wicket007 :
how about an update ???? (Boy, i've got a nerve !)
from carnageus :
You know, there's something not quite right here. The sheep seem to be getting all the attention in MY diary
from wicket007 :
I just figured out how the sheep work !!! Much joy and happiness is spread through the comp lab i'm in !!!! I'm SO impressed with the sheep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from mechanica :
The lil sheep jump!! Do you realise i'm never going to do any work now!! YOU BASTARD! -clicks on sheep- weeeeeee
from bellanna :
just found you via mechy, make sure she has a good time when you visit jinsky, i love the sheep, hours of good clean fun.
from level :
Mate.. this is a shame. :(
from wicket007 :
where are the sheep ???? I'll miss the diary by the way .... some good insights and stuff to mak you think.....Oh well as they say all good things must come to an end :o(
from chiv :
aye carnageus, you bastard! he's hooked it.
from mister-ed :
............... BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT!!!!!!!
from mister-ed :
i just discovered the jumping sheep. *faints*
from hijinks :
Hehe, I just spent tthe last five minutes making your sheep jump.
from carnageus :
Fair enough, I think I'll sell them!
from mister-ed :
......... genius! i think i'll buy the film rights
from mister-ed :
carrrnilllllljuice
from nata4 :
Thankyou for the acknowledgement, and no I don't hate you.. which means I like you quite much (very or nothing, like). I still think I'm right and you're wrong. I saw an anceint-looking bible in Oxfam, with gold plating and brown leather, £75. Christians like bibles, so I figure you are on the end of your chair. BOO!!
from mister-ed :
notes pages are so underrated it's not funny, i have to say i like the way the link on yours is kind of shouting "ALTERNATIVELY, ADD A NOTE YOU BLITHERING IDOT YOU" well that's the way i see it.
from carnageus :
what I was kinda getting at: that even if it's false hope you've got, at least you can enjoy that hope which is a better way to waste time than to sitting there with nothing. It's like having a toy to play with as opposed to not having one. You have something to fill the time with.
from nata4 :
I'm just trying to understand here, but if you define life as hoping- this is a waste of time, or is sitting there *knowing* you cannot get out- a waste of time? Surely hoping there is something out there is the waste of time, though it doesn't feel like it
from wicket007 :
hey dude.....all i have to say is.....Is allowing Lou to have another horse really all that wise ????? No matter how much joy and happiness it may bring the one you love, surely it's only gonna b an extra drain on resources....resources that could maybe perhaps be saved for "the year in Oz" or where ever you two end up ??? Don't mean to be the big nasty bubble burster but its just a concerned thought.
from level :
I love you, like, in a way you want me to.
from mister-ed :
*shits*
from nata4 :
You have to sign mine now, dickface. Do you have any grey and white Russian hamsters? I wouldn't like to be a hamster if my owner put me in one of them plastic ball things, must be really frustrating and scary. But if you let hamster run around the house and chew cables it might turn blue with electricity... Punk hairdo hamster
from carnageus :
oooh cripes, where did this spring from? Bah, suppose I'll have to make it more prominent now...
from quietthought :
OOoooooooo, I'm your first note. In answer to your problem, lick it out. MMmmmmm..

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