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from sallydallydo :
Where, oh where have you gone?
from crateobscure :
You best be hooking me up with your new diary! Or I'll send an army of crazy carnies after you. And maybe some crazy canaries, too.
from cuddleslut3 :
:( sorry to hear all of the negativity. ill miss your diary. you know where to find me if you need someone to listen.
from summerroll :
I don't know what happened, but it sounds horrible. I hope you let it all out and feel better.
from cuddleslut3 :
hey! hope you feel better bean and that the rest of your weekend turns out awesome!
from summerroll :
Oh, poor thing. Did you try gargaling(sp?) with regular listerine? It should work if you do it 3 times a day. You can also drink tea as hot as you can stand it - the hot water will kill off any bacteria. So will a shot of some kind of hard liquor. I hope you feel better.
from cuddleslut3 :
hey i was going to say what the last person said. vaseline is like a miracle drug for my lips. :)
from summerroll :
Try Vaseline or some generic petroleum jelly product. Slab it on in the morning and your lips will stay non-cracked until you wipe them off. I just found your diary and I think you're great. Would you mind if I added you as a fave?
from bluemeany :
Dude. I would be more than happy to let you take your aggression out on my boss. He deserves to be smacked around a bit. We'll have to draw the line before death, though ... it's not like he spit in my ice cream, or anything.
from sallydallydo :
May the good news turn out to actually be better than you think. Hard? Heck, if someone's gotta kick ass and take names, then you're the one to do it! Then sit back and laugh while you're rolling in your fat wads of cash. Which, um, you're welcome to share. Heh heh. Kelly? When you're forced into hearing teenybopper music (a la my two kids), she becomes rather tolerable...sort of like a whole banana amongst the strained peas.
from geeked-out :
I hate Kelly Clarkson [who grew up like 40 miles from me frack!] because who cares about what other people write for you? I want to hear songs written by the person singing it. Okay so I love Clay Aiken...but I mean thats totally different. At least Sideshow bob didn't win and isn't out making records. We have enough crap spewing from Ruben Studderd. Wait how did this rant on Kelly Clarkson get into American Idol? Oh well, I'll just roll with it, Fuck you Randy Jackson too. You.Suck. And and umm yeah.
from cuddleslut3 :
funny you should mention the ipod/discman thing. i was just looking at my cd player in my car tryin to figure out the last time i used it. then i was thinking how nice it is that i dont have to carry my cds around anymore. oh and emma (my ipod) has played dead before. it freaked me out. luckily i pressed the two buttons and she fixed herself :) have you named your ipod? i think you should. im sure yours will have some cool name that only you could come up with.
from sallydallydo :
Guess it's good that you and the other Jedi weren't made of Legos, huh? Kudos to the brother. Kudos to you for letting the wee ones live, and for speaking your mind to the ones old enough to behave better. May you get a $50 per hour raise. (Hey, I can wish.)
from cuddleslut3 :
oh and you can delete that last night after you read it? i dont want everyone and their mom having my sn :)
from sallydallydo :
My word, what are you driving? You've got the makings of a big settlement for pain and suffering. Then you can go buy something useful, like a Porche.
from cuddleslut3 :
i havent said it enough.... well actually i dont think ive said it at all, but your entries make me giggle and your notes make me smile. so thanks :)
from cuddleslut3 :
i havent said it enough.... well actually i dont think ive said it at all, but your entries make me giggle and your notes make me smile. so thanks :)
from geeked-out :
That is queer. Fucking splinters. Is your car made out of wood? Oh wait it was shiny...umm did a lighter explode in your car too?
from smedindy :
Hey thanks for the comment on my latest missive. Glad you liked it. Take care!
from geeked-out :
AWW I love those things. I could empty one in 4 minutes given the chance.
from thanos102578 :
so this is twice now u wrote about a new diary, and yet theres no link...
from gumphood :
Who doesn't like the color green. I do. Normally. And I do... now.
from thanos102578 :
well its fixed now :)
from gumphood :
SO GREEN>>>CAN"T SEE>>>>BRINE GREASEY!!!
from thanos102578 :
ur colors are obstructing the option buttons
from geeked-out :
You can still leave me notes in Diaryland.
from geeked-out :
I would so try and seduce one of the guys, but I don't know if I could allow any of them to actually stick their tongues in my mouth without vomiting on them. Two hot guys and they brought their girlfriends? WTF I could totally use some repressed christian boy loving too. Hot and in the back of the church van.
from bluemeany :
Great retort. I hate it when people just lash out like that. Blech. Oh, and as for your suggestion -- my roommate brought her own down-filled mattress-topper-thingy, because her real mattress is as shitty as mine. Blech again.
from bettyalready :
what bluemeany said!!!!!!!! I'm waiting for a job hookup myself.
from sallydallydo :
{{{{{{{{{Chaos}}}}}}}}}} :( That sucks.
from bluemeany :
Aww, suckbuckets! HOpefully they'll hook you up .. how do you FAIL a personality test? Did you storm in buck naked and start shooting at people?
from bluemeany :
So, did you get the job?
from cuddleslut3 :
yeah i am always a little insulted about being set up. its like they think im dating challenged. im so tired of boys right now anyway that i dont want to be around them at all.
from cuddleslut3 :
thank you for the note :) my dad is doing much better. hope you are doin well dear.
from bluemeany :
I hang my head in slide-less shame.
from geeked-out :
The second book was my least favorite. Luckily it wasn't all that long because I found myself bored at parts. Goblet of Fire is my favorite.
from justvisiting :
Thank you for the kind words.
from sparkspark :
That quiz is hilarious! I love it. I should have taken more time with my answers. Ah, well, Thanks for the laugh. -- V
from bluemeany :
Of course I don't mind -- thank you for the love!
from hissandtell :
Thank you for your kind note about my banners, darling. Love, R xxx
from golfwidow :
Be careful of throwing people with dogs out. Some of these people have actually registered their useless little yapping accessories as service dogs.
from rotted :
oh yes. i am printing it all out and letting my husband, brother, and best friends see it. there are enough people who know about it that if something does happen to me she will at the very least be looked at.
from cuddleslut3 :
hey i wanted to say thanks for the add. to be honest it was kind of an honor because i enjoy your diary so much. so thanks for making me smile :) have an awesome weekend.
from bluemeany :
MREs ... ah, the food they serve in Hell. I thought they were great when I first had them in Basic Training, but after several hundred trillion of them (and the resulting constipation), I would now prefer to eat raw corduroy. The dirt-filled planter things are actually supposed to be some kind of barriers, which they're currently replacing with something more barrier-ish. I have a couple fun pictures I'm posting which show what people actually use them for, though!
from invisibledon :
Hey
from sallydallydo :
Good heavens! How about a good lie? "Let me ask my brother the cop what he thinks of your suggestion." That and a concealed weapons permit can work wonders. Hope you have a great jerk-free weekend!
from geeked-out :
I promise that the next time I hit on you I won't say anything about anal. I thought you'd find it funny. apparently not. The chocolate thing still stands though.
from bluemeany :
You poor girl! I don't know when men will finally understand that just because they are thinking something, it doesn't mean we won't want to punch them if they say it. Oh, and to answer your clarification request, I take the Google news articles and put them into a Word document, which gets sent up to the Powers-That-Be, who pretend they care. The newspaper we put out usually is only made up of articles generated by the brigades' Public Affairs staff (to which I belong). Those stories are mainly happy-fuzzy-look-how-good-the-Army-is-yay type of stories. Anyway, yeah. Next time a man pisses you off, ask him for his number, and then give it to the skankiest-looking woman in the bar, and also the most flaming gay man. He'll get his, don't you worry!
from bettyalready :
That's just disgusting. I can't believe it, yet I can. I'm sure it's more disgusting than the smell Ben is emitting right now but I can't tell because I have a cold.
from geeked-out :
Yeah they each have a professional dancer as their partner. That person teaches them all the dances. When I first saw it, I was going on and on about how ridiculous it was, but after actually watching it it's quite entertaining.
from sallydallydo :
I joined your mafia twice...I forgot which name I used the first time. Energy saver on an AC? Never heard of that. We have two AC settings: Run Hard, or Die Of Heat Stroke, also known as On and Off.
from geeked-out :
Man diaryland is getting shiestier [?] more shiesty maybe, by the minute. I hope it works soon.
from bluemeany :
Hey, thanks for your comment. I tried to join your mafia but the stupid government computer blocked me. Damn censoring government ...
from rumblelizard :
Hey, thanks for the note!
from cuddleslut3 :
thanks for your note. youre about the only person who has said they could relate. anyways my condolences for your experience. hope you have a nice week.
from golfwidow2 :
I don't think being a good person and eating meat are mutually exclusive. I don't agree with PETA's policy of judging people's personalities based on their diets.
from geeked-out :
Mint tingle?! I have never, never understood the purpose of flavored condoms. Or colored ones. It would scare me to see a floating glow in the dark cock coming at me. But it does sound like a great way to decorate my old bosses car.
from geeked-out :
I almost drove myself to the hospital, but then I figured driving while having one probably wasn't such a good idea. Free condoms you say? I'm all over the free stuff, even if I don't need it.
from geeked-out :
The thing I like about Peta is the free stickers. I'm such a slut for stickers. So every couple of months I reorder their vegetarian starter kit so I can get more. Some of them are really funny. But I've tried the vegetarian thing, and while I don't like chicken or turkey I would kill a man for a really good filet mignon.
from sallydallydo :
I didn't know they still MADE tube socks. So how's the new 'do this morning? It's always better after you can wash it and tend to it yourself and lose all the shellac they plaster on you at the salon
from bettyalready :
I was just on Hot Topic's website and they have bleaching & the special effects. I was going to dye my neighbor's hair blue once upon a time, but then she chickened out.
from bettyalready :
annivate.diaryland.com says she has fair skin too, like me, and the hot pink is a good choice. You have the complextion to go with any color
from bettyalready :
I SO want to shave my head!! Then I want to dye it pink when it starts to grow back
from geeked-out :
You are right, there are so many sexy things about him. I think I was just having this chin obsession today. I want to grab it. But the tight pants, the lips, the HAIR [Jesus I love his hair it's so luscious], the smile, the whole thing is so great. I'm turning into one of those dreaded fan girls.
from sallydallydo :
I let him live. Somebody's got to take out the garbage.
from sallydallydo :
Cish Cash (Basement Jaxx), Adagio for Strings (William Orbit), Dust In The Wind (Daughter Darling), Daydream In Blue (I Monster), and I'm very glad your migraine is dissipating, and shouldn't we all be in bed by now?
from geeked-out :
I'm in between happy and crying as well. But mines mostly from girlyness. I'm glad that you have had an hour of good. Hopefully it'll become two. I'm going to go drink a couple a bottle of vodka and clean my toe. I'll toast your tom waits dancing.
from geeked-out :
I like how diaryland didn't alert me that I had a new note. I'm sorry it took me so long to respond. I did finally fall asleep around 4 but I had to get up at 7 so it was kinda crappy sleep. How are you feeling?
from sallydallydo :
Aw honey, I'm sorry it didn't work for you. :( Hope you feel better FAST!
from geeked-out :
Ugh I know. Bring on the sleep! I hope you feel better! I hope we both get some sleep soon.
from sallydallydo :
Prescribed by a neurologist for my migraines: 4 Motrin AND 2 extra-strength Tylenol every 8 hours, and it works much better if you throw in a Sudafed. I hope you feel better!
from bettyalready :
I want diet coke with splenda. I can't find it yet. I don't drink it now because of nutra sweet.
from sallydallydo :
I think you should send that one. Except they may all be intimidated at your honesty and superior intellect. They will be forced to install you as CEO instead.
from geeked-out :
I've always wanted a gremlin. Why won't anyone give those away? You'd think they'd want to.
from geeked-out :
I can't figure out which one is in the throws either. Maybe the scary blonde on the top row leaning over...though she's not so much having an orgasm as she is laughing at the size of her partners twig. This picture is one my favorites of all the pictures I've ever found on the internet.
from crateobscure :
You might like it. It's about a guy who gets totally sick of living the american dream and decides to smoke pot and lift weights and chase teenage girls instead. There are a few scenes which are sublime, but the rest of it is... well... I mean, it's good, but I wouldn't rush out to see it.
from crateobscure :
Cheerleaders are a serious problem! Haven't you seen American Beauty?
from bettyalready :
Some of those banners are really old and I'm just replaying them for the heck of it.
from golfwidow :
You tell 'em. Say, "You go be you. I'll just sit here and be me. Just as hard as I can." (Your brother uses a Mac, so I'm guessing he doesn't sit there fiddling with his settings and singing under his voice, "Sharif don't like it; lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar. Actually, that may be just me. I'll just go now.)
from spritopias :
nope, the joke isn't on me.
from sallydallydo :
You sell chocolate. I will follow you anywhere.
from geeked-out :
He is fascinated by that guys umm lap.
from gumphood :
I mean sure. The Yanks win alot. Who's denying that. Hang on to that. You'll need it. How's Giambi doing?
from geeked-out :
I keep getting my banner ads. That makes me throw shit across the room angry.
from forty-plus :
Thank you.
from geeked-out :
No I was in Kuwait, I would have loved it to have been Germany though. We spent a christmas in Germany one year. We didn't get Guiding Light but we did get Santa Barbara and I'm pretty sure it had been off the air for 10 years already.
from geeked-out :
Where did you grow up? I lived overseas as well. Of course the only thing we had were reruns of Bold and The Beautiful from 5 years earlier and Who's Line is it Anyway.
from crateobscure :
I've never seen the OC, either.
from geeked-out :
ChaosMusic is a fantastic name. But there is already and www.chaosmusic.com. I have my tommy gun and a cousin on the police force. I'll see what I can do.
from geeked-out :
You didn't get your cape? I mailed it weeks ago. Okay but you have to be there when I interview Davey just in case I pass out from all the blood rushing from my head. Interviewing hot boys is as good of a motivation as liking their music. I wish Benji still had his hawk. That was so hot. Oh and you'll have to interview Pierre because I don't know if I could make a coherant sentence.
from geeked-out :
That would actually be the coolest thing I'd ever had in my possession [how the fuck do you spell that?]. I've always wanted my awesome stalking abilities to be recognized on paper.
from geeked-out :
While I find "I swear we Aren't Stalkers" a great name, I can see where some people might not get the humor. They are obviously idiots.
from bettyalready :
that's good to know because the KEEPER doesn't hurt. When you take it out, you pinch the end to break the suction. I can imagine with the Diva cup it's so soft and pliable and just the right type of thing that it would be hard to pop out of there. I want a dental suction thingy for when I'm all phlegmy...just inch it down my throat and suck up all the gross stuff. But I hear what your sayin about using it for your period.
from geeked-out :
What is the magazine/blog going be called? I'd have to make some official looking letterhead. Don't want them to think it's just some lame attempt at meeting them.
from geeked-out :
Awesome so can I kidn...I mean interview Davey from A.F.I.?
from chailife :
It was nice meeting you too. It took me a minute; I didn't realize this was your screen name, and I thought "Where was I this morning?"
from bettyalready :
They are so not identical.
from geeked-out :
So when you start your magazine can I have a job?
from chaosbean :
Oh, good lord, thats something I never thought to be aware of.
from bettyalready :
I will never be perfect. SOmething will always be off. One of my "girls" will always be bigger than the other.
from chaosbean :
yes, but rule continues that every hot topic must then find the most disgusting, misformed, harribly acne'd others to highlight his arractiveness and fill out the staff.
from geeked-out :
There is a Hot Hot Topic boy by me too. Maybe it's a rule, that you must lust after at least one person at Hot Topic. THere's also a boy that works the Mac counter in Dillards. He's probably a big homo but I love him just the same.
from geeked-out :
I didn't but I heard that they have home movies from Andy's perspective. I'd like to watch that. Was it any good? [uh this is about Dawn of the Dead...just in case]
from bettyalready :
If you like hot wax and candles, a parafin bath is a MUST have for you. I can spend hours playing in that thing. Metallica/Napster - in total agreement. Abortion-agreed, especially when it's a man saying it shouldn't be done. I've had one done. 2 years ago march. You of course never want one because it is complete hell and anxiety over what you've done afterwards.
from geeked-out :
Mine told me that I was sarcastic and weird. I think people's perceptions of whats lazy are a little off. It means resistant to work or exertion, slow moving. Even if you didn't leave your house all day and just walked from room to room for 8 hour straight you still wouldn't be lazy.
from bettyalready :
the process is still going but I do feel pretty good actually. I was pretty skeptical that it was going to do anything so the fact that it came out black and I'm feeling good on top of it is a good thing. I just ordered the Dr. Natura for the cleansing process.
from chaosbean :
but will the cheese stay melty?
from geeked-out :
You should save the cheese for the end. Especially if it's your favorite part. That way it's like a prize.
from geeked-out :
Oh God. What I wouldn't give for a hidden tape recorder at your job. "Yes excuse me whats a good I'm sorry I cheated on you and impregnated the babysitter chocolate?"
from spritopias :
phish is for queers
from geeked-out :
Wow. Here here to your post about tattoos and piercings. My family is the same way. They make fun of my tattoos yet my brother and his wife both have one. But since I'm not embarrassed by them and show them off I'm obviously immature. Same goes with me not voting straight republican. They just shook their heads and told me that when I grow up I'll realize that republican is the obvious correct choice. Personally I could give a fuck on the labels people place with their political views. Republican/democrat/independent, If I respect that person and believe in their message then I don't care what platform they choose. Why I'm rambling on about this in your notes is beyond me. The whole point was I agree.
from spritopias :
tough times don't last, tough people do
from spritopias :
your birthday cards had soul, yo
from bettyalready :
*Kevin-Federline* + Manpri's = enough said.
from geeked-out :
If you find that world please let me know. I'd like to be able to say that I live in Goodshithappenstomeville.
from geeked-out :
It is one of the greatest things to find money in clothes you haven't worn in a while [awhile? I don't know]. I've tried to hide it in there and then forget but if you try to forget you of course never forget and I always go and get it a couple hours later.
from bettyalready :
OOooo big floppies! They're great for THAT time of month. You could even tuck them into your bra if you get cold.
from geeked-out :
That is sad she ruined the Davey crush for you. He's so freaking pretty he makes my tummy do weird things. Thanks for the note. I like your Clash layout.
from crateobscure :
Well, John did get a trim sometime in the 90s, and maybe I'm getting old and stuck in my ways of thinking, but they will always be a hair band to me.
from crateobscure :
If you're looking for hair bands, try Poison or Bon Jovi.
from spritopias :
if you're looking for hair bands, check the vacuum
from bettyalready :
Now after the Dland blow up, I have to hit the refresh button everytime I want to see my latest entry.
from bettyalready :
Wow, that was a dream and a half. The boogies are my pet peeve too. My littlest neice always has her nose running and I'm always running after her with a kleenex. I just hate snot.
from crateobscure :
The ring is on its way. Yay!
from crateobscure :
Wanna go steady? I'll give you my class ring!
from bettyalready :
you're wired and annoyed because you got rid of too many electrolytes and it fucked up your system?
from bluemeany :
I have to admit to you that I was one of your "mallternateens." Worked there, ate thre, hung out there ... even fucked there once, come to think of it. Thank you for bringing back the good ol' days! (tear)
from bettyalready :
Oh ChaosBean, Oh ChaosBean, whereever is your diary?
from kilowatt :
I am so pleased that you took the time to pause upon my doorstep and delicately place upon it, a lovely little gift from you. A most gracious compliment concerning my diary. The act of reading your expressed sentiment was a most decadent treat that shall be the dessert to my day. I thank you for your exquisite thoughtfulness and consideration. May you continue to enrich the lives of others with your radiance and goodness.
from bettyalready :
OK, HILARIOUS! Hey Kitten!
from candoor :
hi... followed a link from betty's diary... my favorite place to find quotes at Dland is kilowatt and for more, hamiltonian...
from bettyalready :
I wish I had gotten a shot. I threw up my first antibiotic pill. Although as I remember it, penecillin shots require bigger needles than other shots. Hopefully that's changed since I had a shot for tonsilitis, which I got all too often as a kid.
from bettyalready :
And you are SO right about the easter bunny. I almost ordered it. I teach the girls to eat the heads off candy animals first and make them talk: "No no no no! Don't eat me!" I also taught them the sound angels make. "CAW, CAW, CAW!" I don't know where I am going with this. I have a fever. I can't see either.
from bettyalready :
you are so right about that toilet paper kickback thing.
from vesselland :
thank you!!
from bettyalready :
I curse a lot. My dad calls me a longshoreman. I went to a party with ALL longshoremen in attendance. I really do curse like they do. I got home from my party at 3am and started jumping up and down on my parents bed saying "I was one with my people tonight!" They were perplexed as to why their 28 year old daughter was jumping up and down on their bed at such an hour. SO yeah. It's late. I'm obviously tired. I didn't know Brit exposed that little nugget of info.
from popwhat :
congrats!
from bettyalready :
Ok, so Benji is cute, in a scare-me-sort of way. I'd be afraid to kiss someone like that for fear of getting stuck.
from cindreviews :
Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!
from ikss :
Hi! Thanks for stopping my my pad (ikss.typepad.com). I assume you must have found me via spritpias, which is cool. :) I very much love the picture you have posted on your diary. You obviously have great taste in music. :) Cheers!
from bettyalready :
Like, dudette, I had never heard of the stairs things and I know you're right! Great idea! I'm all for that.
from spritopias :
Princess, you need to bring a black boyfriend, and so do I.
from spritopias :
the bush pic had a lot to do with a person who put my page button up with anti Republican, white power craziness - which I didn't know existed TOGETHER - but I didn't want to be listed on a crazy page. No, not me.
from chaosbean :
of course it was the minute dan was reading my page... :-) funny how those things work
from spritopias :
the bush pic lasted all of three minutes
from chaosbean :
the fact that there was a bush picture on my page at all bothers me.
from thanos102578 :
u cant read half ur diary cause of the bush pic...
from chaosbean :
that makes her from KY, according to state laws governing property and wives. "I not retarded. I ........"
from spritopias :
You tard, the Secretary of Labor's HUSBAND is from KY, she's from CHINA. Note to ANGRY LEFTIST! THE LABOR SECRETARY IS FROM CHINA! Where the jobs are a flowin' CHINA
from spritopias :
Team Bush was for a state wide recount, not just Democratic Counties.
from chaosbean :
Don't say I don't pay attention on my own page. The "Bush team" didn't want a recount at all.
from spritopias :
Excuse me, I am so sad you of all people don't pay attention. The Bush team wanted ALL of Florida recounted. All of it. Gore only wanted three democratic counties counted. That is why they took the recount to court. I think you should edit your post and apologize before I tell Barbara Bush (the first) because she will find you. Don't worry about old John Ashcroft. Barb will is a 'do it yourself' kind of girl ;-)
from spritopias :
We just can't have nice things
from spritopias :
Chaucer is hot.
from spritopias :
Your new layout is HOT
from spritopias :
looks like a whole lot more than two
from chaosbean :
looks like two to me
from spritopias :
motherfucker is one word, not two
from thanos102578 :
fuck those sellouts for being offended
from thanos102578 :
Thats my CHAMP
from thanos102578 :
chainmail shirt eh....sounds a lil sweet
from thanos102578 :
thats a fucked up dream, not the inhuman part, just the underground song...hmmm underground song restoring humanity....interesting
from spritopias :
Sorry, I blew our shot at the state title because I was getting high. I hope you understand.
from sunnflower :
Hope you find your cell phone - that's traumatic. I have to give Mandy Moore some credit too - she really hasn't slid down the muddy slope like so many other female singers who seem to think that if they are going to be famous they have to look like they are ready to work a shift at the local strip joint. I have a feeling fame has a lot of perks but can be a bigger weight than could ever be imagined pre-fame.
from thanos102578 :
simple plan and theyre song about being pussys sucks, i find it depressing to think that the Ramones and SimplePlan are both PUNK...what a shame that the Ramones have to be on a list with those embarrassments to the Ramones, the clash, the misfits and SxDx!!!
from thanos102578 :
tru dat..
from thanos102578 :
wasnt that long that king nothing was the new crap....(course u may not have noticed, but king nothing is a rip off of enter sandman and hetfield even says it at the end of the song)
from thanos102578 :
hheheheheeh u said levis like it was real clothng label hhheheheh
from thanos102578 :
i think the killer whale's a mammal not a fish
from thanos102578 :
fucking sellouts and posers, niceguy punk might as well be disco, so pardon me while i put on my leisure suit and flared pants
from techrat :
men with soft hands are clearly not to be trusted. and i couldn't really tell you why the ataris and afi are suddenly the biggest things since curly fries. i don't understand, either.
from thanos102578 :
smoking is sexxy...push up bras should be mandatory...and the guy who says he can blow his own ornament, is lying cause any guy who could blow his own ornament would be unable to tell u that cause his ornament would be in his mouth permanently....
from techrat :
tim wrote most of pink's album? i had no idea! i used to have a friend who listened to pink, but i never got into it, so i dunno if it's any good, either.
from techrat :
bowie is in january! that's so sooon! i'm so excited i just might throw up.
from thanos102578 :
thats my girl
from techrat :
hurm. i've never heard of friendster. maybe i should check it out.
from techrat :
hehe. i thought the whole third nipple thing was funny. gross, yes, but mostly funny.
from techrat :
hmmm. no, i haven't seen this 'romper stomper.' i can't say i've ever been a big fan of russell crowe...but maybe i'll have to look for it.
from thanos102578 :
miss u too
from techrat :
oh yeah. i hate buying pants. i get men's, too. and i always just guess on the sizes, cuz trying them on is just too much of a hassle. probably why my pants are always so inconsistently sized. heh.
from techrat :
$9.50? yeesh. movie tickets here are three dollars cheeper. but yes, i would definitely recommend matchstick men. it was good. and funny, too. i laughed a lot.
from techrat :
i don't know if i've ever listened to anything by the queers..perhaps it's time i got around to it. heh. and i know, cheesy 80's movies are the best. and i, too, have avoided anything by britney, mandy, or mariah. though i would vehemently deny it if i had, so i spose there's no way of knowing whether or not i'm lying...
from techrat :
oooh, new pants AND piercings. what a busy day. i've never seen this "rad" movie. it would be cool to ride bmx, though. i'm afraid i don't have the coordination, but it'd be cool.
from techrat :
ok. good luck with the pants-buying!
from techrat :
i applied at the gas station, but apparently they don't want the likes of me, as i never heard back. it's a shame. it was very nearly my dream job.
from techrat :
oh man. once i chipped a tooth on another tooth. that was horrible.
from techrat :
oh man. if i worked at a chocolate shop, i'd eat more than i'd ever sell. it'd be bad. but in such an excellent way.
from thanos102578 :
tru dat
from spritopias :
For my 1000th entry we're making a list of my favorite people's favorite entries that I wrote. Please submit yours! If you have one...
from techrat :
oh, i'm so sorry. the man will always be a legend.
from spritopias :
I'm very sorry about your loss.
from techrat :
congratulations on the job! i am VERY proud! and man, the evil leprechaun costume would be awesome. AWESOME, i say.
from techrat :
apparently you can use html in my guestbook. stick in a <p> for a new line. i hope that shows up...i'm pretty sure notes are not html-friendly...and, uh...i like the distillers.
from techrat :
oh yeah, the misifts are great! also good: the bouncing souls and screeching weasel. punk rock kids are so pretentious at times.
from techrat :
oh my dear lord, you've been signing my guestbook like CRAZY! you are awesome! thanks for the social d lyrics. i like them. and i used listen to rancid, but i haven't in a while. and...i hope you made it to the bathroom without causing any damage. and i haven't eaten lunch yet either. i'm making spaghetti noodles, cuz i'm lazy and don't feel like making anything else. chicken-on-a-stick sounds better, though.
from thecrazchick :
Thanks. I went yesterday and got a pair of pink Chucks and some black and pink shoelaces. I love them! haha And I'll probably check out that website too. Yeah and I'm not worried about the commenets anymore I like them and that's all that matters.
from thanos102578 :
u know a bananas not gonna blow ur diet
from spritopias :
I don't diss you on the internet.
from thanos102578 :
good to see uve returned
from chaosbean :
nothing actually
from thanos102578 :
cant help but wonder what u deleted
from techrat :
you are the sweetest thing. thank you for signing my guestbook and making me smile.
from spritopias :
Don't ignore more, I bite. Or, I could cut off your tail.
from techrat :
i knew a kid who was homeschooled. he was really nice. and smart. we would talk a lot. then i met his brother, also homeschooled. now HE was straight-up creepy. the kind of kid you expect to grow up to be a serial killer. and to answer your question, no, i never bit the dog back. though maybe i should have.
from fan4 :
You don't want to breast feed? why not?
from spritopias :
B,P! You need to join the CHRISTENE BUTLER diary ring!
from techrat :
i read about the dog/door fiasco at christopher's diary. i'm glad he's going to be ok. i accidentally stepped on my dad's dog's tail once. he got mad and bit my nose. the dog, not my dad.
from fan4 :
How's your dog doing?
from fan4 :
Do you still have your "don't quote me" rule?
from imlost85 :
i like the end of your entry about kicking prine charming in his nuts...definitly a option sometimes...well yea anywayz...
from imlost85 :
cool page..you seem amazingly disturbed...my kind of ppl. check out my diary imlost85..leave me a note sometime!! and by the way CATS ROCK!
from chaosbean :
I was gonna delete all these messages, and I probably should and just start over. But, I'm not going to yet. maybe soon. there are a couple I am particularly fond of.
from thanos102578 :
sometimes ur diary makes me wonder how u give so much thought to all the wrong things
from dancingghost :
nice site. ^_^ [bloody kisses]
from spritopias :
where are you?
from thanos102578 :
i have so many comments to make...the more i think about u,last night, ur scene at the bar, and ur general blubbering throughout the end of the evening and i might have let that interfere with actions i probably shouldve taken, the angrier i get
from chaosbean :
ya know what, it definately wouldn't have helped, I don't think. That sleeplessness was based on something else, not at all what kept me up late and woke me up early last night.
from chaosbean :
Could have. Don't know that it would have helped.
from thanos102578 :
so i guess i shouldve read that early for some insight into this evenings events
from chaosbean :
I am proud of who I am, thats why I am offended by what was said. Just cause someone else wants to claim heritage that is not thier own doesn't mean I have to.
from chaosbean :
I deleted your message, and I am not sorry for it. I am only sorry people read your page and believe the things you say and that I didn't say everything I was thinking.
from thanos102578 :
i like empire records too....be proud of who you are, remember Jesus Christ who was one BMF was also jewish, so stand tall
from thanos102578 :
whats with the thought in ur head
from thanos102578 :
go to the edit/delete notes button on the side menu
from crazyfeeb :
happy birthday from another minion of spritopias'.
from el-guapo :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
from captivated- :
I hope you had a wonderful birthday! How old are you now? Isn't spritopias very influential?
from ezi :
happy birthday
from spritopias :
B,P! You KNOW I am German. I am MORE German than you are so forget about it. Stop hating.
from jkookz731 :
happy birthday (chris sent me).
from spritopias :
Happy Birthday to you, you work at the zoo, Mikey smells like a monkey, Clarence acts like one too!
from thanos102578 :
see the light, there gonna think the suns gone supernova, just wait
from chaosbean :
What are you german? Mother Fucker can be either, I choose mother fucker because it puts equal emphasis on both unlike "motherfucker" which sounds weak.
from spritopias :
motherfucker, one word not two
from thanos102578 :
u should ask more questions? people should ask u more questions? What?
from thanos102578 :
gotta wonder when someone who in his mind is DJ Ramone or Danny Ramone, says what the hell did joey say in his 1 or 2 line lyric ;)
from chaosbean :
you can't put in your own spacing and I wanted spacing...ANd does a CD review count as an entry, is that your question? cause not really. Not unless I said more shit about how I liked it and how it changed my life or shit like that....which it didn't. Cause its not that great. I don't think I've heard anything that great in a long time if ever/
from thanos102578 :
does that count as an entry?
from thanos102578 :
whats with the dot /star-things?
from thanos102578 :
tru dat
from thanos102578 :
what shit?
from thanos102578 :
genius eh
from thanos102578 :
there could be several reasons why someone one would do such a thing 1) u could have it coming (as in a case like maureens) 2)the situation could have been completely humorous. 3)They may have intended to do it and at the last minute lost nerve because (they have a bf/gf, wasnt right time, etc) 4)they might've been temporarily out of their right minds and heartless cause they had themselves been abused by loves. 5) and most likely they were immature and didnt properly respect peoples feelings or emotions, something they'll remember long into there maturity

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