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from morbid-lover :
I'll have to check out that movie~!
from hisako :
lol, who thought you were a GIRL? Creepy. And about the Molko pic; you want anime or realism? I can't do realism so I guess anime.. pick one of my styles (since I have so many ranging from big eyes to realistic) and let me know. Unless you want me to copy a photo or something? @_@ *confused* TTYL!
from hisako :
Mwahahaa, Necro! The doll is kick ass. Go Jamie. :D Story about HomoVamps!! O_O Gimme!! XD *sticks sign up that says 'don't move to arkansas'* >X
from jorobites :
Damn straight I love my hamster! Thanks for the complements! made me smile. heart!
from patw-21 :
:)
from patw-21 :
your banner is up! cheers
from cobrabruce :
Don't trip Chocolate Chip! Cool diary by the way.
from killingbambi :
July 2, 1989. It was around 10 o'clock pm. Daisy and Timmy decided to go to Cherry Falls for their long weekend holiday. Daisy and Timmy both were 19. They decided that they wanted to have some fun so they went up to gorge d'amoureux to have some fun and fool around. When things started to get hot, Daisy heard a noise, a loud noise at that, coming from outside of Timmys car. "Timmy what the hell was that?" asked Daisy. "I dont know I'm not psychic am I?" replied Timmy. "Well, go outside and look, would you?" asked Daisy. "Ok, fine, but I'm sure it's nothing." So out Timmy went to see what the hell was making all that noise. Daisy waited in the car while Timmy was doing this; and when I say wait I mean waited a hell of a long ass time. She waited for about one hour when finally she decided to go out and see what was going on and why Timmy was taking so long.  When she got out of the car she noticed that she stepped in something wet and it was a rather deep something wet, too. When Daisy looked down she seen that what she had stepped in was a puddle of blood. She was wondering where the hell this blood had come from, but just suddenly right when she'd thought that thought, something from above her had dripped on her head. Daisy looked up and she seen that it was blood. "Why the fuck is the tree bleeding? TIMMY?! where are you?" hollered out Daisy. Just then this thing came from out of no where and it had Timmy in its hands.... err claws whatever and he was bleeding. "I AM THE MAD GOAT HUMAN HYBRID! Will you sacrifice yourself for me? or will you sacrifice this whore?" questioned the goat human hybrid to Timmy. "Take her; shes a stupid dumbass whore. Anyway she, well, she is just a- fat knacker!" replied Timmy. "Fuck you Timmy! your a fatter knacker" screamed Daisy. "ENOUGH! you cock gobbling son of slut one called Daisy!" ordered the goat human hybrid. So it was the goat human hybrid killed Daisy and spared Timmys life- until he was finished with Daisy and then he killed poor Timmy as well. That was it for those two. The next day the cops did a search and found no clues whatsoever that could lead to the killer of these two kids that just wanted to have some fun. Other than the fact that their corpse' were found tied to their car and their car driving aimlessly in circles. However, thats not much of a clue now is it?   July 2, 2001. This Story has been told by many people and is still very popular to this day. Three friends: James, Alex and Kyle were Three young lads 17 years of age and they too had heard this story. Now being that they were 17 years old and could drive as well as the fact that they had heard this tale of terror AND not to mention they too had a long weekend to waste doing nothing they decided to drive up to Cherry Falls and check out this goat human hybrid. On their way there Alex started to get really creeped out; he kept getting this weird feeling that something bad was going to happen but he didn't tell the other guys about it. "Hey do you actually think there is such a thing as a goat human hybrid?" asked Kyle. "Nah... its just some stupid story what about you Alex?" asked James. "I dont know it creeps me out though I'd rather not talk about it until we get there" replied Alex. "What? are you on crack... think about it: a half goat half human guy? killing people? What the hell could possibly possess you to think that there could ever be such a thing in the universe?" wondered Kyle. "Well I dont know but I've heard some pretty creepy things about it" replied Alex. "So have I. In fact, I even heard that it not only is half human half goat, but I heard that it gets drunk every July second and that it has long stringy red hair and it has tendencies to dress up like a woman and that it does angel magik" said James. "Well thats even more absurd than the original story... come to think of it I don't think that that I even believe in the whole thing with those two people Daisy and Timmy" said Kyle. "It's true... that Daisy and Timmy thing Kyle. You should really have some faith in all these stories you hear... I dont mean the stuff that James said about it getting drunk and dressing up like a woman. I mean the original stuff" replied Alex. "How do you know that it's true?" asked both, James and Kyle. "Well I did some research when I first heard the story and I found out that Daisy and Timmy were going to get married right after their trip to Cherry Falls. Unfortunately that goat human hybrid killed them so they obviously couldn't get married. I also found out that Timmy was bisexual; not straight, and he, too, had tendencies to wear Daisys clothes here and there- which proves they did in fact exist and that they did in fact die but not that this goat hybrid got them... but thats why we are going out here... isn't it? To see if it really exists right?" said Alex. "Yeah that's right buddy thats why we are doing this. To see if that goat thing is real or not" said Kyle. So finally when they got to Cherry Falls they got out of their car and meandered around for a bit and some. They decided to get back in the car and wait and see if anything would happen. After waiting for about one hour, they started to hear weird screeching noises and then they heard someone reciting a verse from a book of angel magik... "Angel of Death, Angel of Vengeance, Angel of Last Judgment." This creeped Alex out very much and he almost wet himself but, he had no time to because at that very moment something or someone, whatever, jumped on the roof of the car and started jumping up and down on it mercilessly. Well, this was Kyles Mums car and if he wrecked it in any way, shape or form she would kill him; so he had to get out and stop whoever or whatever from wrecking his Mums car. "Will any of you come with me? I don't want to go alone. What if it's some psycho with a knife or an axe and they want to kill me?" begged Kyle. "Ok, fine. We will go with you" replied James. "Uhh.. well I don't really-" but then Kyle cut Alex off and said "Thanks, I knew that you would." When they got out of the car to see what or who was jumping on the roof of the car, nothing was there. They were scratching their heads in bewilderment. They had no idea what it was that they had heard. Just then Alex got this weird feeling that someone was standing behind them so he turned around to look; only to find that it was the alleged goat human hybrid. "AHHHH!! run run !! do something get away from here EKKK!!" screamed Alex. "What are you talking about? I think that he's drunk, not the goat human hybrid" said Kyle. "Didn't you see it? It was just here, that tricky goat human hybrid" said Alex. "Uhh... no. You're on crack. I think that you need to sit down or something, seriously" said James. At that particular moment, the goat human hybrid came out of hiding and said "YOU FOOLS!!!! HOW DARE YOU DOUBT MY EXISTENCE! NOW YE SHALL SUFFER BIG TIME HAR HAR! YOU WILL DIE AT THE MERCY OF ME!! HEE TEE." "Well, uhh... in a word NO! So fuck you Mr. goat human hybrid, sir" said James. "WHAT IS THIS? TALKING BACK TO ME? THE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY GOAT HUMAN HYBRID HOW DARE YOU!" said the goat human hybrid. "Here Mr. goat human hybrid, sir, have some imitation chap stick your lips look dreadful" said Kyle. "OH, WHY THANK YOU, ONE CALLED KYLE. I SHALL MAKE USE OF THIS CRAZY NEWFANGLED STUFF YOU CALL 'IMITATION CHAP STICK'" said the goat human hybrid. With that the goat human hybrid put it on- right after he did so his lips started to burn. Alex said "oh, here, have some icy balm... its for your eyes. It will help you see better a great deal." "OK, THANK YOU... MAYBE YOU KIDS SHOULD GO AND WAIT IN THE DEATH WAITING ROOM UNTIL I AM DONE APPLYING ALL OF THIS GREAT STUFF YOU HAVE GAVE ME" said the goat human hybrid. After the goat human hybrid put this stuff on he screamed "AHH MY LIPS ARE BURNING OFF!! DAMMIT! FUCKING HELL! ARGGGG! MY EYES! I CANT SEE! FUCK, I'M GOIN' BLIND!!! PIECE OF SHIT IMITATION CHAP STICK AND ICY BALM!! FUCK!!" Mean while in the death waiting room Kyle, James and Alex were laughing their asses off. "Oh, my poor goat human hybrid what ever will we do?" said Alex. "I know, he is in need of a hair dyeing job.. we should dye his hair pink and purple" said James. "Why, good idea" said Kyle. So they went out and bought some hair dye and went back to gorge d'amoureux. When they got there the goat human hybrid was furious and said "NO MORE TRICKS! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOUR SHENANIGANS! IT IS TIME TO DIE! YOU HEAR ME? HEE TEE HAR HAR!" "Well, wait a second. We have another little surprise for you, my good goat human hybrid" said James. "OH, YES... AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?" asked the goat human hybrid. "We think that your hair is just horrible" said Kyle. "So we decided to take the liberty to go out and buy some hair dye to dye your hair.. you will like ravishing" continued James. "OH, YES. INDEED. OK, BUT AFTER THIS ITS TIME TO DIE! GOT THAT?" screamed the goat human hybrid. "But, of course" replied the three of them. So it was.. Kyle, James and Alex were dyeing the goat human hybrids hair; this took quite a while because he had alot of hair. After they were finished he said "AHHH I'M MELTING.. THIS ISN'T HAIR DYE. IT'S A MIXTURE OF LSD AND ALCOHOL!! AHH!! WITH A HINT OF HOMOSEXUAL FOOD COLORING! SONS OF BITCHES. NOW I AM DYING! FUCKING PRICKS!" .. You see, LSD and alcohol is deadly if put in any goat human hybrids hair and Kyle knew this for some reason so he mixed all this stuff up in a hair dye bottle to trick the goat human hybrid and he died. They went home because they had enough excitement for one day in their entire lives. The : End. --- certainly not a novel, but quite the short story, no? ---
from cobrabruce :
You're trippin.... I was dissin Punkerhoney, not you.
from killingbambi :
david bowie has rabies and i wouldn't doubt if he gave poor bri rabies, too. *sadness* don't get all crazy with the cheese whiz about it. i don't hate mr. bowie anymore than i want to assassinate brian m. however, it's just a lot of fun to act like he's a leper because i stand neither here nor than regarding him as a person seeing as i haven't met him. however, his music is... i haven't heard enough to have a valid opinion. not to say that my opinion has an validity to you now or ever did or could. squawk! i am a parrot. keep yer stick on the ice. -adios.
from skoozie :
DUDE, SHES MORE OF A FUCKING PUNK THAN YOU!!! Fuckin "new found glory" soooo hard core...HAHAHAHAHAHA, PUNKERHONEY, why even try to talk back, you're just going to be yelled at like the stupid ass that you are. my GOD youre a dumbfuck!
from punkerhoney :
ya rite! Lyke yer a punker?!?!!
from grlsctcookie :
hi there! thanks for joining the snoopy diaryring. take care.
from elementaltae :
heyhye!!! i'm back, hehehe, i wish i could talk to ya.... :( well, hope to see ya soon, btw, i updated my diary, if you want to see it ;) BB, HUGS Jordi

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