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Dude. Egg donation's something to look into, I suppose. Too bad I yell about people who are infertile need to either a) adopt or b) get the fucking point that they're not supposed to have babies.

from drevil22 :

i believe you mean THIS IS spinal tap....(in best comic book store guy or john voice) hehe

from drevil22 :

fuck yeah that was funny!

from pirategirl :

Dude, yeah, Vick told me about it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, totally.

from drevil22 :

you can buy extract of cranberry at like walgreens... if you take it EVERYDAY it should help with the UTI's also you might want to try drinking 8 ounces of cranberry juice before or after sex. (like that's real conveinent) but it does work... trust me i am afterall a doctor...

from drevil22 :

oh my god that is toooooo fucking freaky... i think i've seen john make that face a few times too...

from drevil22 :

dude... i only have $70 to last me 2 weeks and i work FULL time... we are so rowing the same shitty ass job boat right now its sick! :o) oh well at least i'm not alone....

from madzooey :

More cowbell...dude, that's one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Christopher Walken rocks.

from madzooey :

Hey, hey. I at one time was lessthanemo. This is the new diary. In case you've been crying yourself to sleep, missing me and all. Wink, wink.

from drevil22 :

by the way you need a link to your notes on your diary... ;o)

from drevil22 :

that is sooooo sweet of john.... i don't know... maybe its homones but the card even made me cry

from megl42 :

Welcome to the Queer Eye ring! Cheers Queers!

from drevil22 :

you should go! seriously.... great food good atmosphere word to the wise.... whatever you guys get will be big enough to share and still have left overs (get a meat entre and a side order of a pasta dish) yummy

from drevil22 :

i said BRRR its cold in here! there must be some... clovers or torros in the at-mos-phere!

from mollyx :

WRITE THAT LETTER!

from drevil22 :

hey randal and i have a question about a belated b-day gift for john... call my cell whenever 5043589

from drevil22 :

i'm witcha all the way!

from drevil22 :

my name is all over the place and i'm gettin squat... i'm thisclose to going back to the mall or waiting tables just to be able to get the fuck out while i still have some kind of a will to live...

from drevil22 :

unfortunatly that sort of thing happens with that change your body's natural chemicals... and as hoakey as it sounds yoga might actually be a snazzy alternative... its supposed to "awaken" certain "areas" of yourself that the drugs have end up deadening inorder to do their job... i thought i'd stick my two cents in... a AM a doctor afterall... muhahaha

from drevil22 :

quit your day job!

from drevil22 :

i forgot to tell you your layout is awe-fucking-some! you should have a link to your notes thingy though... you may even want a guestbook gimmick....

from gbg :

Welcome to the Five by Five diaryring. :-)

from drevil22 :

it'll change all by itself when you change it on your imood homepage :)

from themick :

No shit, that was you that one those tickets? Cool....I was listening at the time. I fucking envy you.....oh well...maybe I can try to win the 'biggest Metallica fan contest....but still, you're lucky...hahaha...

from mollyx :

Thank you so much for replying. I know of this one chick in California who punches men who say shit to her. She even made a documentary about it. I think that fucking rocks. "Hey, baby. Nice tits." BOOM. Right in the fucking nose. I think that is an excellent idea. HEY, before I forget, cuz I will...would you like to attend the play? I'll email you the details when I actuall know them, if you're interested.

from drevil22 :

i'd like some help or tips setting up a cool template for randal *snort* now both of our boyfriiends are cool just like us...

from drevil22 :

yo! call me!

from gbg :

Welcome to the Buffy/Angel diaryring!

from sillers :

thats my pal, but I can't share his name. There's a cute story behind that image. One night we were joing aorund about how ugly penises are. He disagreed, of course. He has a penis after all! Haha. I told him that the only thing that would make one cute was if it had a smiley face painted on it. So.. wahlah. What you see is what you get! He's my bestest pal tho, and I love him! I suck at updating my diary, too. When I do it's some short lousy entry that takes two seconds to read. They are fun tho!

from sillers :

Hey Sara. Thanks for adding me to your faves I really want to read and catch up on your diary but I'm super busy right now. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity of leaving you a note. You like my layout, I read. Haha. But hey, I'll be out of town ALL week next week so I'll catch up when I get home. Please pardon your commentless name in my faves. I'll get to that too, I promise!

from drevil22 :

yo! hey what's happenin' dude???? i hope your trip was cool. randal doesn't have a car payment this month so it looks like we might be able to go! yay!!!! so yeah... how did you get your last 5 entries to show on your diary??

from pirategirl :

THANK YOU! Hehe. The caps makes it loud. I'm sure we'll see each other soon. Maybe. At least probably some time around New Year's Eve, right? XO

from drevil22 :

i thought that it was the weekend of june 15th?? anywho... i can't really afford anything neato... i can't even really afford anything crapy. but thank you for the offer! :)

from kb8 :

Thank you for your candor in filling out my survey. "No legacy is so rich as honesty." -William Shakespeare

from drevil22 :

what are you doing today?? i want to give you your birthday present damnit! i've had it for over a week now.....

from drevil22 :

ummm i believe its "pleather"... and dude... did you find yourself thinking whn neo was talking to the guy in the room with all the tvs... were you thinking "dear god when is keanue reeves gonna get to talk again?"? i know i was... at one point all i heard was "blah blah blah BULLSHIT!"

from meganiswack :

hey sara, i can't seem to find that quote anywhere on my computer, so i guess you'll need to delete the link for that ugly broken picture box to go away.

from meganiswack :

sorry, it's "http://www.twisted-image.net/ohhush/evilrobots/picture.jpg" but replace the picture.jpg thing with the real picture title, you know? ok.

from meganiswack :

hey duder, i know all the layout hasn't been working, but to fix it, you need to change where all the direct links say "http://www.oh-hush.net" to say "http://www.twisted-image.net" and then they should work. you need to change all those in the "change your template" thing. if you have no clue what i mean, email me.

from drevil22 :

thanks for the tip. UTI'S FUCKING SUCK!!! what's the name of the stuff you can get at walmart??

from drevil22 :

you can't bleed a rock baby that's what the guy who sued me found out. plus he shouldn't be suing you.... he should go through your INSURANCE company. that's what you pay them for. tell his lawyer that... they should take care of the rest. i'm a bit of an expert in the matter so if you ever have any questions... feel free. oh and your birthday present is here. :) yay!!!!

from drevil22 :

what a fucking whore! i want to drop kick the bitch and i don't even work with her!

from geekguru :

You know you need help from the Guru!

from drevil22 :

:( sara's diary is broken... i'm bummed you don't update as often as you should so its a nice little treat when your name is all in red and stuff, and then what a let down.... i can't read what you wrote... :( so yeah i was trying to avoid bananna rama... i thought it was too obvious... but if you have anymore ideas....

from misdemeanor :

Hell-o sweetie, I'm gonna get my brother or tim to take pics of me in a few days so I can email some. Your the tird person who wanted to see my hair. Hehe...I washed it today and now it's a darker pink than it was but it's still real pretty. Now more of a rose red color. I didn't buy any toys but Ruthie bought me a present. Fuck, this is a long note. Pay no mind to me, everyone here is asleep and I'm bored. xXx

from meganiswack :

hey, it is probably just my server because all your graphics and stuff are loaded on my FTP, and the FTP has been acting really screwed lately. Don't worry about it too much, it shouldn't last too long.

from pirategirl :

I'm such a jerk for not telling you happy birthday sooner... But, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

from kenjigrl :

Whoo hoo!! Happy burfday!! April burfdays rock (I should know, mine was last Tuesday ^_^)

from lessthanemo :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

from drevil22 :

and we're gonna party like its your burfday!happy birthday to you indeed!

from drevil22 :

i plan to let him know.... i shouldn't have let it build up this much... i hope i don't blow up at him

from drevil22 :

i think there is full moon. atleast you get to spend time with yours if mine isn't working he's sleeping. i know that he still loves me, but he just doesn't think sometimes and that drives me crazy! if the shoe was on the other foot... no matter how tired i was i'd go. goddamn i hate being pissed about stupid shit like this!

from lessthanemo :

What a swell idea. I used to have a friend who would spontaneously burst into "Do you remember the episode..." fits. He'd always relate life to an episode of the Simpsons. I would like to have you whoop his arse in some Simpsons trivia. I wrote "whoop his arse". Hehe. You gots to love me.

from pirategirl :

Yummy like... Man I can't think of an analogy. But I wouldn't mind riding his chopper! Or playing with his tools! He can bring me in his monster garage any time! Hehehehe.......

from drevil22 :

hey... if you wanna feel cool by the pool I'LL come hang out with you :) and don't feel bad about the porn eventually we all have to compete with the porno chicks... maybe you could work it out so he'll "catch you" watching it... that might get his gears grindin'. you should gve me a call and we can discuss this. everything will be fine.

from lessthanemo :

He is attached. He is attached! That's just one complication. Blah. But, hey, it's all good. I'll win him over with my...well I'm sure I have something. Anyway, I downloaded that song, and all I can say is...fuck you. Okay, not really, see, that was just a little joke. This is really spastic. What I really want to say to you is: You're a golden god because those lyrics rock my socks off. Thank you thank you thank you for reccomending it. Much love and dental floss.

from drevil22 :

yeah... she needs to back the fuck up and i'm definitely gonna lay the smackdown next she starts trying to lay her mack down. wow that was kinda like a poem. i'm cool. :)

from drevil22 :

you need to update!

from drevil22 :

awww thanks.... :)

from drevil22 :

i know.... i'm serious about the riot thing. but sara... i'm one of those damn anti-war people.... unless you're talking about extremists...

from drevil22 :

i can't believe he did that! holy shit dude! and by the way i'm a 3 dayer too! yay for us!

from lessthanemo :

In response to your note, I don't really know what to say about the "situation" with my guy friend. It's more or less me liking him too much, him not liking me quite enough, and we both keep disappointing each other. Right now, it's extremely shaky, and I don't think he wants to talk to me, and I'm not wanting to even think about him at the moment. He's just a big nerd that needs a hard, swift kick to the balls. Anyway, I don't know if this is what you wanted to know. Thanks for the inquiry, though. It was sah-weet. :)

from drevil22 :

i'm totally pissed i didn't find out about that holiday until the 21st. i'm just gonna have to change it to suit my needs.

from drevil22 :

hey... don't you worry about anything.... its OBVIOUS that you not getting that job means you're gonna win the lottery.... duh.. xoxo

from drevil22 :

hey sorry... i REALLY wanted to hang out today, i spent like a MILLION hours at the stupid doctor's office... i hope maybe next monday it'll work out.... *sniffle*... i never get company durring the bad tv hours... maybe we can practice origami!!!! i know you would love to get pissed at little pieces of paper too!

from mollyx :

Yay! Sara wants my zine! OK, since you live in the same county as me now and are, like, my friend and shit, would you like me to just give it to you or mail it? Mail is always neat, but then again, I haven't seen you in forever. It's up to you.

from kenjigrl :

Aren't LP wonderful like that?? Meteora on the 25th ::grin::

from lessthanemo :

I think maybe we are long lost separated siamese twins, doll. The similarities are just plain eerie. Anyway, whee for getting settled down in your new place. Buy a plant and pretend it is from me.

from pirategirl :

Dude. Did I see a chair in your apartment? Did that come with John? I've been so completely out of the loop....

from pirategirl :

Thanks, Sara. It's home to me. I miss it a lot already. xoxoxo

from lessthanemo :

Whee! Simpsons 300th! I'm worried that the highlights of my life revolve around an animated family of five. But then I think, man, it's the Simpsons.

from candid-revu :

Want your diary reviewed? Try candid-revu for your reviewing pleasure ;) *This isn't spam, we just want everyone to know we're open for business!* (shameless promotion, we know�)Oh yeah and Kevin Smith is God.

from tattodnanny :

hey! thanks for adding me as a favorite! I'm having trouble getting your diary to load, but I intend to have a look see later. Just one thing, though. I'm a girl. Thanks.

from meganiswack :

2 things: one - once my friend and i had this raging lesbian come up to us in a coffee shop and hit on us, we just said thank you and she left. we weren't rude or anything. it worked. and two - my old office job reminded me so much of office space. like the printer, one morning said PC LOAD LETTER (i kid you not), so naturally i had to mutter "pc load letter, what the fucks that?". i also spent countless hours starring at my desk... but it looked like i was working. love, megan.

from dumbmonkey :

ebay is my god. katie

from meganiswack :

ha. i used to have this office job where i answered phones and i HATED IT. so much. i eventually quit and moved away. but the point is, you need to play with the people's minds. people used to phone and ask me questions, and i knew the answer, but i'd put them on hold anyway, and leave them on hold for large sums of time, because they were being assholes to me. and then i'd pick up however long after and tell them i don't know and they should call back another time. it really pisses them off. but they should understand that in order to get somewhere in life, they need to stop being assholes to the people who sit at desks all day and answer stupid phone calls.

from mollyx :

Many hugs.

from mollyx :

Thanks for the reassurance, Sara. I wish you had been there cuz I know you would have had the perfect scathing response for that girl. By the way, did I mention that I fucking love your layout? I was going to mention it earlier but I probably forgot. Because I suck.

from meganiswack :

in order to read my diary: username: meganiswack, password: megan

from dumbmonkey :

glad to hear things are somewhat better with your car situation...maybe santa will magically bring you a new one. ahh..wishful thinking...merry christmas! katie

from hansonsync16 :

Hey! I came across your diary by happenstance. You so rock. Chasing Amy is one of my fave movies ever. I enjoy reading your diary. Byeeee!

from meganiswack :

don't you forget about me. don't don't don't you. ha, i heart simple minds. simple minds on vinyl is one of the best things ever. i got it at this record store here for a dollar because they had an overload of simple minds records. why anyone wouldn't want to own simple minds records is beyond me. nice layout, by the way. ha.

from pirategirl :

Pretty, Sara. Pretty pretty. So much lovely pink!

from pirategirl :

Hey. I love you. I don't know how much that helps, or how much it would help to say that I think you're one of the coolest people I know, but I think it deserves saying. We've gone far too long without a girl weekend. I've got lots of kahlua...

from dumbmonkey :

i wish there was something i could say to make you feel better, but i can't really think of anything that won't make me sound like a complete ass (i.e.: "i know just how you feel..." i hate it when people say that because they *don't*)...but 'amy, my dear..you really do rock my socks. katie

from mollyx :

I really, really liked tonight's entry. And word about stupidass doctors who still get paid even if they don't help you. My girl parts have been fucking me up for years now and all the doctors do is give me birth control. Yeah. Thanks. I'm too young for cancer so no tests for me. Great. OK, I'm losing myself in the sarcasm. Anyway. Hope you feel better.

from dumbmonkey :

you have NO FREAKING IDEA how happy i am...i'm one of your favorite diaries?! YOU LIKE ME....YOU REEEALLY LIKE MEEE!!!!! :) ok, chasingamy= best ever. katie

from pirategirl :

Ok. I'm drunk. I realized that I never responded and feel like an ass. Would cookies make up for it? And get used to bitching about everything. Hee hee. This place is mad addictive.

from lostprophet :

"It's like my father used to say, Eventually Everyone Gets shot" - Moe. You are too groovy

from mollyx :

Yay!

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