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Your Horoscope? Yikes! Capricorn: (Dec. 22�Jan. 19) Your cycle of drug, alcohol, and sex addiction will get even worse this week, but only for you personally. Most of your friends are still enjoying the hell out of it.

from boxx9000 :

The school I worked at last year was located in an area where houses START at 1 million. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

from spritopias :

I hate MTV as well. I can't get enough of it. My parents didn't even REMEMBER my 16th birthday because the idea that I'm still alive is depressing to all involved.

from spritopias :

great work

from boxx9000 :

Bill Clinton? hehehehehehehehehe

from spritopias :

my substance abuse makes me a lesbian, either way, I'd hit on you at a bar

from spritopias :

it's why they say, "Bros before hoes"

from spritopias :

every body wants to rule the world

from boxx9000 :

you be the judge, my daughter, http://kitty-kaboom.diaryland.com

from boxx9000 :

HEY Connie-Cobb SEND ME A POSTCARD from the BIG APPLE. I'd really like that!

from boxx9000 :

Is New York more expensive to live than San Francisco? I send my son $1K a month to live on while he is in college. Anything else he needs above and beyond that he has to earn himself.

from boxx9000 :

I've told my daughter that smoking is stupid. I'm sure my parent's told me, too. She has a mind of her own (and she's 21) she'll have to come to that conclusion on her own. I did. Some never do. and you?

from boxx9000 :

I smoked Marlboros for 10 years and then ....just quit. My daughter, never smoked as a teeneager and now that she is 21 she has begun. YIKES! and she has asthma. CRAZY. (isn't there some link between smoking and cancer?)

from boxx9000 :

I'm rather relieved my Ex went home. Now I have a little time to try and *dry out* No more alcohol (except my Bavarian beers) Oh, and maybe the occasional margarita..........

from boxx9000 :

My son once poured egg nog on his cereal thinking it was a carton of milk. I thought I would die because I drank milk past it's expiration date.

from kingbastard :

Hey! I like reading your stuff. I think you'd like my shit. Check it out when ever you get a chance. It's www.marksbeefs.com See ya!

from boxx9000 :

DIET Red Bull for FREE????? I am so envious. What company do you work for? Would they hire me????

from boxx9000 :

I just bought a case of diet Red Bull!!! But, I prefer the diet ROCK STAR. Hooray for speeeeeeeeed!

from boxx9000 :

I just bought a case of diet Red Bull!!! But, I prefer the diet ROCK STAR. Hooray for speeeeeeeeed!

from ska-t :

sobriety is extremely overrated... though it does have its uses. like fueling the bank balance for the next round. yep.

from spritopias :

I love you with every fiber of my hovering being

from boxx9000 :

Lost your mojo?? Oh, NO!

from spritopias :

never, never leave nyc

from boxx9000 :

Well, alcohol DOES kill brain cells, but I'm sure you still have plenty left????? There's nothing wrong with being RIGHT brained. I am totally right brained and I am still able to function in this world and survive (happily, creatively, artistically) This world NEEDS more beauty and a whole lot less hate. Yes?

from spritopias :

I feel bad about myself for free, I don't need feminists or fashion. Damn them both!

from spritopias :

Dude, you're not marching to the beat of your own drummer - you're dancing

from spritopias :

I was one of those "overdose" casualties. Ooops, I'm still in Sprit's diary! -bettyalready

from ska-t :

now, just imagine the weekend of high living, and the months of remorse we could spend with karma like this. at least, shopping would be easy. i guess it's our version of binge-and-purge... damn this creative mentality! "cut from the same cloth"... is that a fashion designer pun?

from bettyalready :

I never did see SLIVER because everytime I saw it, I wanted to say "SILVER". I don't know what that means.

from ska-t :

...and, despite my "dyslexia" and piss-poor proofreading, i realize it is, indeed, "CobB"! well, if i had twenty, i'd give you ten!

from pantoum :

Hiya. Tell me where to e-mail you and I'll send the key to my diary. I'm at [email protected] -pantoum

from pantoum :

Hiya. Tell me where to e-mail you and I'll send the key to my diary. I'm at [email protected] -pantoum

from pantoum :

r.e. Blah blah blah entry on 6.10 > LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!

from boxx9000 :

You are 5' 11"??? ! am so envious!!!! When asked what I wanted to be when I grow up ....I always reply, "TALLER!"

from spritopias :

oh god, I'm one of those crazies aren't I? oh me jesus

from spritopias :

I hope there are no orphans there with bald billionaires.

from spritopias :

I am owned by Coca Cola

from bettyalready :

Your Donald Sutherland thing made me laugh. I try to stay away from juice unless it's cranberry because I LOVE it. But it's just sugar and it's better just to eat the fruit. I'm trying to do the "whole foods" thing because it just makes more sense.

from boxx9000 :

YES! Women should support other women who succeeed in this man's world rather than put them down. We're a team. Women don't play *team* very well. (Personally, I know nothing about her music)

from spritopias :

I don't like that band because of their song, "Lets Get Retarded" which was Kerry's Campaign Theme Song. Tres Sad

from spritopias :

Yeah, we all know it's Diet Coke, bitches

from spritopias :

Bad taste in music is flattering? Okay.

from spritopias :

which alcoholic drink aren't I?

from spritopias :

too bad we don't count

from spritopias :

I didn't read the whole thing because I jealous that Googlism doesn't know about Spritopias yet. Yea bitches.

from spritopias :

mmm granola bars

from spritopias :

I love you, I honestly love you (in that internet not a stalker way)

from spritopias :

I think it's a good ending there. I think you should save this story and work on it for real life publication. I didn't want to respond and disrupt it, but I lost my concetration and did anyway.

from spritopias :

with the story, numb nuts

from spritopias :

good job with the job.

from spritopias :

keep going

from spritopias :

you can't pass up a bargain

from spritopias :

serious is so last season

from spritopias :

I'm sorry.

from spritopias :

I didn't see it, and am glad I did not

from spritopias :

it's not wonderful unless it is FUCKING wonderful

from spritopias :

your dad is so cool

from spritopias :

"trust me, trust me - I can see much better now - honest!"

from spritopias :

so far I have resisted the power of the Donnie Darko

from spritopias :

so far I have resisted the power of the Donnie Darko

from spritopias :

I love your city. I am trying to move to El Paso.

from ophelia :

It all happened around three months ago... After a lengthy discussion with collegues and seveal scans through both webster and oxford dictionaries, and a thesaurus, i can assure you that 'partook' is most definately a word. I felt vindicated then, as you should now.

from ska-t :

it's the amount of bullshit that usually screws my mind up... but i recall it as "partaken", the past tense of partake (but you probably know that, already). OK... if clarity and sobriety are so integral to writing, where does that leave Hemingway and Bukowski? (signed) your imaginary drinking buddy

from boxx9000 :

I gross $42K. I only bring home $2,600. $1K goes for my rent, $1K goes to my son for his college. I live on $600 per month. EVERY month. I WISH I could buy shoes and god knows I could use a DRINK!!!!

from spritopias :

You are supposed to conclude it, or add to it, and then pass it on to someone else to add to it ... or not ...

from beckers-j :

Thanks for the info. re: your 4th grade best friend being drunk off water. So maybe I was drunk rather than high? :)

from ophelia :

No, you see, you're making perfect sense. While it clearly states 'thinking myself in a hole', i'm known to update the diary after consuming some kind of alcoholic beverage (usually a bottle of red), so 'drinking' is you subconciously channelling my frame of mind. *pause*. now *I* need to lay off the sauce!

from spritopias :

I have the same feelings for Nutella - and I cannot eat it anymore.

from ska-t :

ok... so you asked for it, what with the Snoop reference: http://www.gizoogle.com/. and, eat yer peanut butter... you need your protein! none in Jameson (not sure about Glenlivet)!

from spritopias :

there is no magazine yet, but there will be.

from ska-t :

it's the revolutionaries that always inspire me... it's just that damned Oath Of Poverty that you have to live with! well... mission accomplished, at that.

from spritopias :

I will hire you to write for my magazine.

from spritopias :

holla

from spritopias :

He spoke the truth (at least in that quote)

from spritopias :

Amen, sista

from spritopias :

I wuv you.

from ska-t :

maybe not losing it, but with a less-than-firm grasp, occasionally. better to loosen up, i say. and, there's not a day that i'd miss your musings, m'dear.

from spritopias :

I would hire you.

from spritopias :

puberty was hell on that kid, shit

from spritopias :

boo for faux hippies!

from spritopias :

Colleen, Betty's son is my GOD SON, that would genius if he were to do that. You're in charge of making him the little coat.

from spritopias :

I love this diary, shut up.

from spritopias :

I am designing linkage buttons for you. Please email me when you want them.

from spritopias :

you are fantastic

from spritopias :

I hope you feel better soonly.

from ska-t :

intensified... vilified... personified. you've certainly turned up the wick on the creative writing,lately. just don't get consumed. m'kay?

from ophelia :

consider this little aussie all too flattered. Let me know if you're also having trouble with your mailbox.

from ophelia :

I sound like a new yorker? cool. On the other side of the world, i'm afraid.

from spritopias :

Being aware of your inklings is a special gift. You're probably a Jedi, a mystic or possess common sense, which is really uncommon if you think about it or if you think at all

from spritopias :

I compliment you in my latest entry but also admit to stealing your underwear. Oops.

from spritopias :

we will rock that

from spritopias :

we need to cowrite "the purpose driven strife" as opposed to 'the purpose driven life"

from spritopias :

The last thing I want to be is a Soccer Mom.

from boxx9000 :

experimenting or self destruct? Are you having fun or not?

from habbit :

"I feel angry like a dog gnawing at a bone, I feel elated like a little kid on a ferris wheel, but most of all, I feel at peace with all this unrest."... I mean, that's NYC innit? I always say that I never moved to NYC for my health. Phew! Praise Geebus!

from spritopias :

I love Tylenol PM.

from ophelia :

And here i was thinking "when not quoting everclear, thought v. good" was a lack-lustre advertisement for my wit and charm. Hello. Please keep reading - you've just caught me in a bad mood.

from jonquill :

Thanks for dropping by. It is nice to know that Hustler doesn't want just any story of collegiate lasciviousness, they want a story with pictures. Nice to know Flint has standards.

from spritopias :

How would _I_ like to die? I just died in your arms tonight.

from spritopias :

I think EVERYONE wants attention

from spritopias :

New York isn't as bad as other cities...at least you know what you're getting. You're getting to live in the first world, something worth any crap you get. Life on the other side of the Mississippi is hell.

from spritopias :

from bettyalready :

haha! Connie-Cobb's got it!

from spritopias :

Caffeine is the only thing I am allowed to have, I think. That and pork. Pork is not like Caffeine. God said NO to Pork and YES to Caffeine

from spritopias :

don't you ever badmouth caffeine again

from spritopias :

MMM. Pudding.

from spritopias :

Meh, not everyone is the literary critic that hates women. I think it has more to do with "we would love to be porking polensians (sp) and not entangled in 'relationships'" that cause men's sexual immaturity to shine in some people's eyes.

from spritopias :

your teeth aren't teeth but pearls

from cheersurasta :

don't forget to wash behind your ears... x

from spritopias :

Internships are about learning, they know that too. You'll do fine.

from ska-t :

hope you got past the birthday blahs (and belated well-wishes). there are better days to come, y'know. better 25 and alone, than 50-and-married-and-alone. i should know.

from spritopias :

My sister just told me who/what Craig Robinson is. Rock on.

from spritopias :

Congrats on the internship!

from spritopias :

Karma, she's a bitch.

from spritopias :

I love Lily Tomlin, when I am President Martin Sheen of Television, I hope you can work at my White House as Lily Tomlin.

from purple-momma :

Don't freak out too much about the Lysine. My sister takes it to help her extremely bad "cold sore" problem she gets. . . and has gotten for most of her life. She's fine. No problems. She doesn't take it every day, just when she knows she's getting a "break-out"

from spritopias :

nothing is as easy as saying it

from spritopias :

*intestinal

from spritopias :

and your instinal track will be as clean as a whistle

from spritopias :

Let's all be happy and single.

from spritopias :

I haven't taken the quiz, let's find out!

from spritopias :

I wouldn't be a teenager again for all the tea in china.

from spritopias :

you forgot "genius"

from purple-momma :

Weird - - that's too close! My daughter loves it there (NM). She hasn't been to C. Lake, yet . . . I have to ask, what were your favorite "hang-outs" in that area? She hasn't ventured too far away from S.F. except for Albque to go to the airport. It seems someone always needs a lift to the airport!

from spritopias :

I'm glad you're back, take the computer to the Apple Store and they will fix it fast and free. They always do mine like that, I get it back in two hours.

from purple-momma :

Wow! Where in NM were you? I "quickly" went through some of your diary--couldn't figure out where. Are you going back to school in NY? If so, where? Mine is in Santa fe (College of Santa Fe). She sent me a picture text message yesterday---much SNOW on campus! It looked like about a foot or so!

from spritopias :

I miss you!

from purple-momma :

Hi! Found you through Boxx9000 -- I tend to get more lost in reading other people's diary, than updating my own! Yours is great! NYC? My oldest daughter wants to be there -- on Broadway! She is now in New Mexico at school. First time in "snow" as we are from So. California. I don't know if she would survive in NY! Someday, someday . . . Anyway, hello to you!

from spritopias :

Sometimes the big city has a big heart, and sometimes it's human.

from boxx9000 :

What ever for? Or forever what?

from spritopias :

Why don't men wear hats like bowlers, fedoras, top hats, etc anymore? We should bring that back.

from spritopias :

I'm not arguing in anyone's notes. I was responding to what you said. I have my own notes to argue in, sorry. All the studies I have ever read lead to my previous conclusion.

from spritopias :

I love the Subway but I'm always afraid I will fall asleep. If you miss the Subway, wet yourself or pick up a Hobo.

from boxx9000 :

NO WAY, I do NOT have a bazillion readers, I have about 90 who list me as a fav. My daughter, kitty-kaboom has about 500 regulars per day. THAT freaks me out. I like a few buddies. WELCOME.

from absinthesigh :

Stopped by to say hi!! as per Ms Boxx... hey I *knew* Andy Warhol... you think the books are tedious... just kidding he was very nice... rather quiet. with love, ophelia

from kitty-kaboom :

hiya!!! I lava you like a volcano. ♥

from mpeacock :

Hi, I stopped by via BoxX's diary. Hi!

from connie-cobb :

Are you guys arguing on my notes? This is weird.

from boxx9000 :

Home schoolers socialize with other home schoolers, learn more, and have more fun.

from spritopias :

Go for that internship! Go for it! ((Home schooling is fine if you're only considering academic education and now the social skills that come with having been in school, studies show that BOXX, you're a teacher, you're bound to have read them.))

from boxx9000 :

GW Bush's Greatest Accomplishments would be quite the giggle if it wasn't true, but it is just plain sad. The best education is thru home schooling. Absolutely NO doubt in my mind.

from spritopias :

homeschoolers are creepy, my aunt home schools because she didn't want her kids going to school with "niggers" can you imagine? I'm ashamed to even know her, must less share genes!

from spritopias :

#9 is not his fault and not fair.

from spritopias :

writing is my hobby, it is what I do - sorry

from spritopias :

I was being silly, of course I know what it means. I have google, duh.

from spritopias :

I have no idea what Avant Guard is

from spritopias :

video killed the radio star

from ska-t :

well... Ireland sounds nice! and, lay off the Joy Division.

from spritopias :

it doesn't last long

from spritopias :

I crashed my iPod once but that was in reaction to me putting one Garth Brooks song on it, the iPod said, "I ain't two-toned, bitch!" and shut down. Be careful what you put on there!

from spritopias :

That's so sad, I'm sorry :-(

from spritopias :

I love Rushdie. He cracks me up.

from spritopias :

I have an idea, we need to find carbohydrates for our bank accounts - a way for them to fatten up quickly and deliciously

from gumphood :

hi connie thanks for chec, in

from spritopias :

ugh! you made me think and gave me a headache!

from spritopias :

anything for you

from spritopias :

start a 'googles' page where you link out to your googles, it attracts more of them.

from spritopias :

I get so bored at my parent's house. it makes me want to die.

from spritopias :

I dont' care if it rains or freezes as long as I have my Asian Pu-Tang Jesus

from spritopias :

:-(

from spritopias :

where the hell was your camera?

from spritopias :

I'm so tired of 2004. 2005, bring it on.

from spritopias :

HOLLA

from spritopias :

that's really cool, I wish I had a cool story. I do have deli meat tho

from cheersurasta :

thanks for the message, how'd you find me??? By the by, Parsons, fancy.

from ska-t :

unfortunately for me, i've not yet set foot nor eyes upon NewMexico soil... that wont last long, though. glad you happened by.

from thecritic :

Aww thanks you are too kind. I wish I had a blue worm too... plus more sex dreams umm err gotta go now!

from spritopias :

& it's bed time

from spritopias :

you'd have to email me to find out

from spritopias :

ME TOO

from spritopias :

Girls don't fart, that was a drag queen.

from spritopias :

I was also thinking about you not being sure about NYC, and how I'm unsure about CT, and I thought, "better this than a red state!" and I'm Republican (?) Flying home for Thanksgiving I thought they should have said, as we descended from flight, "Welcome to Middle America - please close your minds and set your watches back twenty-years!" Yikes. I will stay on the coast with the most.

from spritopias :

I wouldn't be thirteen again for all the slave labor in China. Good Entry.

from spritopias :

We are having a quarter-life crisis, aren't we? Shit.

from thedrink :

Well, thank you very much. He knows it too and isn't afraid to flaunt it.

from spritopias :

I'm so old I don't bother with my birthday anymore.

from spritopias :

what?

from bettyalready :

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

from bettyalready :

I like this layout a lot.

from spritopias :

Images add a lot to a diary, esp. since your buzz net is the shit.

from spritopias :

I love your new layout, and I would have used it to but now you have it and I would feel like I am copying you and right now this paper dress is hurting me

from spritopias :

I heart new york, but it's home.

from spritopias :

that person is just jealous they don't have a little white box hanging around their neck

from pyewacket68 :

Okay I have no friends this is why I'm reading your journal....(lol)...really it's because your writing is entertaining dammit. I used to live beside the "young neighbours from hell" as well - I actually had people ring my door looking to be some drugs - lovely. I agree the youth of today are the cause of all problems dammit.

from bettyalready :

Oh my gosh, I have no friends either!!! I should do NETFLIX!

from spritopias :

I didn't know you were back when I had written the entry. I am glad you're back too but you weren't chased away by your husband's crazy ass boss. Betty was. I was wondering why you were gone though.

from spritopias :

Dude, I missed you so much. I read. I read with religiousity that I can't even spell

from spritopias :

if that article were true how come watching porn doesn't bother them? eh? those muscles are larger than average and men can't seem to consume enough porn. we spend more on porn than we do on schools

from spritopias :

that's a prissy message isn't it

from spritopias :

I know the Bob Dylan of which you speak but I do know the commercial to which you refer.

from spritopias :

who is Bob Dylan?

from spritopias :

re: your comment - push, push in the bush

from spritopias :

thanks for that terrible mental image. gross.

from spritopias :

word to your mom, I came to drop bombs

from spritopias :

I signed your guest book today, will they ever tell you?

from spritopias :

I saw a shirt that said, "don't feed the models" and thought you'd like it. It's $35 so I didn't get it for you. www.urbanoutfitters.com baby, all the way

from spritopias :

I wanted brocoli for my birthday. I didn't get anything except pants and an oxford from my parents.

from spritopias :

thank you for your kind comment

from spritopias :

I'm sorry - I was rude.

from spritopias :

My grandfather is 60 and brags about patenting six of the plastics used on our space shuttle. Someone who can figure that out can figure out an oven. Creating plastic is a lot harder than picking up KFC. Anyone else is generationally impared, he's an asshole.

from spritopias :

I read your diary. I like it.

from spritopias :

the guest books stink, I never get emails about it either

from spritopias :

three times? I suck, I'm sorry. It wouldn't let me the first time I tried so I went away. What is wrong with me? Don't answer that. HA HA HA. Have a nice one.

from spritopias :

Yeah, everyone loves raymond or what I like to call it "I get one tv channel, I hate fox"

from spritopias :

The dad on "Everyone Loves Raymond," just gave out condoms for Halloween on accident and I have no idea what I was going to say to you.

from spritopias :

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say you sounded hateful. I'm responding to someone who said something truly hateful and wrong about conservatives. I think you're right, I agree with you. I want a strong FDA or whoever all over our farms and food.

from spritopias :

I hate those boogers, those are the worst! It could be worse, I suppose, you could have diarrhae while you're teaching....

from manchmal :

dude, Friendster! My email is [email protected]. Add me! Add me! :) E.

from spritopias :

I love Roseanne, it's the real American family.

from spritopias :

I am excited in the dorkiest way possible.

from spritopias :

Sorry, I blew our shot at the state title because I was getting high. I hope you understand.

from spritopias :

because they love you, and you know that can't be bad

from spritopias :

I have to "AMEN SISTER FRIEND" the comment about people talking about their personal lives at work. I don't want to hear about it either. AMEN SISTER FRIEND

from spritopias :

But, we've loved each of the 365 days

from spritopias :

my kids range in age from 9-11, and I only have seven of them. They aren't excited about the Cat in the Hat, well, not as much as Lord of the Rings. They're all boys, one girl.

from spritopias :

Boneparte? I love it! You make me feel so sexy!

from spritopias :

For my 1000th entry we're making a list of my favorite people's favorite entries that I wrote. Please submit yours! If you have one...

from spritopias :

Yeah, I'm a teacher. I started on Wednesday.

from beatlesgyrl :

Dig the new layout.

from sofox :

'Kate!?! Whatcha doing??!?! ARGHHHH!'

from spritopias :

Hey, we're missing you out here. COME BACK.

from amishboy :

I hope I find my Eva! But I'm more of a Golden Shower knave...and in the slippery world of Golden Showers, only the top survive.

from spritopias :

I added one your entries to my favorites.

from beatlesgyrl :

There are times when I feel both hexed and vexed. How's that for fucked up?

from sofox :

You beat Nicky with fists he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun you better kill him because he'll be coming back and back until one of you is dead.

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