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messages to corazon:
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from madrigle :
It was sooooooooo the perfect day. I'll meet you at Il Vicino. LOVE YOU!
from lonelylatina :
Hey Corazon, They're talking about your man Kerry on awfulplasticsurgery.com. I gotta say, he does look better. I'm disappointed that Dean is no longer in the race. I guess I have to check out what this Kerry guy is all about.
from honeybee32-1 :
Hey there! To answer your question about playing with animals...believe it or not im majorimg in Graphic Design! What that has to do with Graphic Design you ask? Well...we were trying to capture the animal form and...okay let me stop! I have no clue what the purpose of that field trip was but i'm not complainig! So...how's it going for you? I haven't had a chance to read ur diary yet! Happy late alentines day if you're into all that crap! (LOL) Hope to hear from you lata!
from lonelylatina :
You're too funny telling them to go suck eggs, rotten eggs at that. I just turned 30 and I recently broke it off with my boyfriend of 9 years. I am single for the first time in over 11 years. I thought I would be hating this Valentine's Day but I'm holding up fairly well. The single life isn't all that bad, is it?
from honeybee32-1 :
Hola corazon! I recieved your note that you sent me and I just wanted to say thanx! You're the first note that I have recieved so...memories, from the corner of my mind...! Have a good one!
from honeybee32-1 :
I read your diary entry for today and I can't help realte to what it was you were stating! All I can say is don't measure yourself on the circumstances of others b/c everyone is diffrent and those who seem as if all is well may be struggling in their own sense! Keep focused and good things are bound to happen!
from peth :
'no crying in 2004' sounds like a fine plan. Happy New Year, Mio Corazon.
from mzletty :
Hey thanks for responding back to crazy letty! hehe. My friend just made some tamales saturday and they were her best yet! I'd fedex you some if only I could stop eating them! Hey where are you at anyways?
from brandone :
Thanks for the note, I do appreciate it.
from mzletty :
I noticed u listed spanish as a fav music type. Are you hispanic by chance? Just wondering. mucho amor chica bye!Letty
from madrigle :
rules of geometry is simply stunning! 11/29/03
from madrigle :
11/14/03 shhhh. bib bro is watching. It should be up and running on or soon after the 20th. Assuming the replacement phone dosn't suck too. xoxoxox
from madrigle :
ooo, I love listening to you talk pharmacology. New office space? Exciting. I have to run to the grocery store before work for 40 bucks worth of marshmallows. fun fun. I like spending other's money. late. LOVE YOU.
from madrigle :
mmmm, liquid pumpkin pie. (I was concerned last night when I was making the homer sound, purely for my own enjoyment, as I was making a sandwich for myself. I thought it might be kinda like talking to yourself. :) I'm glad you have ms. kitty there to take care of you when you are having a rough couple of days. Ironically, peanut m&m's have a rather low glycemic index. Still not health food mind you, although chocolate might very well be according to several articles I've seen lately, one even touting it as just what the Dr. ordered. Lot's of minerals and phytonutrients, evidently. LOVE YOU.
from madrigle :
o-darn. I keep trying to leave g-book messages and it tells me I can't leave a message again that fast. That would be well and fine, if I had gotten to leave a message in the first place. I guess I'll be leaving notes for awhile. I'm not sure why, but I prefer g-books. mMMMMmm new cell phone. verizon sounds lovely, and it seems they work a lot of places.
from brandone :
Hey, if you like the genetic type of stuff, check out sci-fi novels by Robert Sawyer, especially the hominids, humans, and hybrids collection! They are all about an alternate universe where neanderthals survived and humans died out. They find their way into our universe, they are very interesting. I am reading Humans now and can't wait to start Hybrids.
from peth :
none of the parties i go to involve buying or selling. what am i doing wrong?
from peth :
oh, i do not like those landing strips in the ladies' nethers. as you know, i like to call that a 'hitler's moustache' yuckie yuckie!
from brandone :
Thanks for the note! Bran
from madrigle :
You know, this new layout of yours makes me think of the x-files. I'm not sure why. It's odd, I even half expect to hear the theme song playing. I wish I could email you this powerpoint presentation I did for work. I even have it timed to oingo boingo's 'wierd science' it's all very me. Sorry your stomach is not feeling well. I'm glad we got to talk this weekend and that you chatted with our old roomie. Me neighbors must hate me. I left a load of clothes in the dryer. From last night. I should go get those. LOVE YOU.
from madrigle :
holy cow, that makes me wonder if I have a systemic yeast infection too. what do you have to do to get rid of it? do tell please. Mwuah, love ya.
from madrigle :
damnit. I clickes submit way to soon on your guestbook. Anyway, yeah the reception sounded cool, I'm worried about Gary now. Stone shows initiative. I like that. I'm fine it was totally a 15 minute freekout last night. I'm chipping away at what I need to do to get it under control. Thanks sweety, although I'd LOVE TO chat just to chat. It's sad. I don't know who I first kissed, well I think I do, but I'm not sure on that. I think it was David, my freshmen year of college. I think. I honestly have no clue who I would have kissed before him. so it must be him. HUGS!
from madrigle :
holy cow your now button does send people to me! we have to fix that. Mmmm, stone sounds kinda nice. so, dansan made homemade soup? or a can of soup? weird. It was so good talking with you last night. I'm having orange ginger mint tea. NUMMY. I want to add a button on my links to the republic of tea. LOVE THEM. As far as the reception . . . "send in the clowns" I'm writing curriculum. shivers of joy and rapture here. nah really it's not that bad. LOVE YOU. 8/28/03
from brandone :
I posted a note for you on my diary.....
from cheshireluci :
uh.. your "Now" button leads you back to Madrigle.. i don't know if that's how you want it, but in case you don't and you didn't know..
from peth :
i have a similar thing for 295 in my area. no stuff on either side, a fast paced three lanes each way, just trees and some of those sound blocking walls. delightful.
from peth :
argh, i tried to leave a message in your guestbook and it disappeared! that's been happening alot.phooey. anyway, it was all about this: I have been feeling the same out of sortsness in terms of writing in my diary, so i know whatcha mean. also, I think the idea of you being a Personal Organizer is the best idea i've heard in quite a while! You are organized, sensible and charming, and you would put your clients at ease whilst tossing out all their unnecessaries! I will be your assistant, and fetch storage buckets for you and such.
from madrigle :
Drop ceiling fastners? DO tell. I've never seen them. I had a brunch yesterday, the girls were in from Austin. We had such a good time. Habibi, was very late. He had a flat tire. Poor guy, so frustrating when that happens. I got to see legally blond yesterday. It was pretty good, better then tomb raider. It seems theis is the summer of mediochre movies. Although I do recomend charlie's angels. :) Love you. Did I tell you I'm becoming a mom again? Yeah, a little African red bellied parrot, I'm fancying the name Nigella, I finally saw her and understand your adoration of her. LOVE YA
from madrigle :
Damn, you have a lot of notes! Can I be El Presidente of your fan club? I'l organize groupies to follow you where ever you go. On Friday nights I'll blend margaritas, fresh squeezed lime of course, and we will all have a rousing sing-a-long to the Eviat Soundtrack. LOVE YOU.
from brandone :
I have cajones of steel! ;) Bran
from madrigle :
I'm distracted by a splitting headache. Oh my I like the sound of Cowboy man, and yes now that you mention it, he does fall into your old standards for a man quiet nicely doesn't he! How exciting. And you know, I think those are really great standards anyhow. So, do your adoption people ever like keep in contact with you? Send you a card or anything? Is there any emotional attatchment? Or is it pretty hands off work. teeheehee, creme brule. My friend monica gets hot and bothered when I talk about floating jasmine blossoms in the water glasses at the restaurant for banquets. HUGS
from brandone :
Hi, I think that was a Freudian slip, you called it a deep friend Oreo. Works I guess. Some people are so dumb (the punks I mean, not you...). Bran
from brandone :
Hi, What did the punk say when you you told him to take the metal out of his face? I always want to say the same thing. That sort of thing just scares employers away. Bran ps; Deep fried Oreo? THat sounds insanely good!
from brandone :
Hi, I swear none of your pictures will end up on inappropriate (what do you consider in appropriate???) websites and your e-mail wont end up on any bathroom stalls. My e-mail address is w_brandon_@hotmail.com. Talk to ya soon BrAnDone
from brandone :
Hi, Now you've got my curious about this ad. Is there someplace I can see it without registering? Or perhaps you could e-mail a picture, I promise I'm not a 53 year old man (not yet anyway, I've got 30 more years for that...) Brandon
from brandone :
Hi, Thanks again for the note. You sound really active, with the kick boxing and the karate. Gotta love Blister in the Sun! That is my favorite song to do for karaoke. Anyways, enjoy your day! Bran
from brandone :
Thanks for the note. Truth is I always end up getting my points rammed down my throat with other girls when this topic has come up. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens. Brandon
from peth :
pizza and oreos!!
from sooner :
julio julio julio!
from brandone :
A Mime will cast a shadow over your day, shove the bastard out of the way and keep going. But don't yell at him, as he is defenseless against such schemes. Enjoy your birthday Remember, to look both ways before you cross your eyes and dot your tees.
from sooner :
julio julio julio!
from brandone :
Thanks for the note. I thought the same thing about the lips description when I re-read it. I was distracted while writing it as my house was parting and I was drinking at the same time. Thanks for the note! Bran
from brandone :
No time like the present. I haven't read yours in ages either to be honest.
from brandone :
One day all of your dreams will come true, if only for a moment.
from peth :
Oh, funnel cake!
from madrigle :
oh my gosh, you have a smorgasbord of reading here in your notepad. Our guestbooks seem to be wonky at the moment, so I'm here. I'm sorry you are having some down times sweety. I know it dosn't help to hear that it is just going to take some time. You probably already feel it has been an eternity. Remember what you are feeling is valid, and not to be dismissed. You have to just give yourself some time to feel and even be angry. I love You sooo much! I'm so glad you and lotus had a swell time at IKEA even if it wasn't a silly picture taking time. Monkey socks sound grand, I'm behind in the crazy sock department, my craziest are my red socks. Love um. I met the sweetest pomeranians, the more I see them, the more I think you are right about them being the dog for you. OK, LOVE LOVE LOVE you.
from peth :
dude, I had to work on Easter. My favorite sentence of all time. what was it? "I wore monkey socks to IKEA" delightful!
from sooner :
Oh, Corazon. You feel mine, I feel yours, it's practically carnal. Long live the Uni-ball Gel-Grip.
from peth :
hoorah for Doktor French Fry!
from peth :
Oh Corazon, I would totally flip my hair to get the chance to fight crime in a Dunkin' Donuts with you.
from lotus29 :
Hey girl! If you feel that strongly about not going back to the counseling Nazi, then I'm sure you've made a good decision. When you have a chance can you e-mail me you address. I'd like to add you to my X-mas card list. Thanks!!!! (Strange dream, BTW)
from lotus29 :
Oh. My. God. Did I realy just spell jealous as "jealius"? I really need to get better at proofreading before I hit the "done!" button.
from lotus29 :
Now I feel bad too, because of the entry below. I'm such a meanie pants. I'm glad I'm having fun with M too. I'm in that first flush of friendship where you tend to talk about the other person too much. "M said this and it was so funny" or "yeah, M did something like that once." I'm trying to keep that kind of thing to a minimum because I know it will eventually drive Andrew nuts. And even though M is gay, I think Andrew will get a little jealius if I overdo the best pal thing. Especially now that Martial Arts Teacher is gone (yay!).
from lotus29 :
I'm all for the age appropriate dressing too. Older women that shop in the juniors section just look desperate not too get older and you should never feel bad about being who you are! (Oh and I like the way you write a lot too - he he)
from girl101 :
i like the way you write a lot. it/s calming, the way you write about the people and places and things in your life..... it just takes. me. away, from all of this. the mate story made me smile, along with the spanish house. i think i/d love that. i haven/t read quite enough yet/ how did you meet tim? xo.
from lotus29 :
Good question! If I really put some thought into it I could probably come up with something really good, but off the top of my head I'd have to say a kitty petting zoo, because I'm such a freak when it comes to cats.
from peth :
SEX AND ICE CREAM! all of these delicious things. sigh.
from peth :
FUNNEL CAKE!!!
from gayboyspurse :
love the new digs
from lotus29 :
a dream about moi? How strange! "quite beautiful?"...if you say so. There aren't any good Thai restaurants here either, which upsets me greatly!
from lotus29 :
I don't disagree just to be disagreeable...just to offer a different opinion. I know you're tough bitchy...you can take it. :-)
from btchelicious :
I think Lotus like to leave you notes so that she can just disagree with me.
from lotus29 :
I always though wedings were evil/stupid and my opinion was reaffirmed when I had to plan my own. So I would have to disagree with the last note that said they are "moreso if they aren't your wedding" - oh no! they are even eviler if it IS your own (at least in my experience). I had to deal with relatives and friends acting as if this was there own personal pary and I should plan it according to their needs! (just the opposite of your sister, Corazon) I was ready to say "screw the whole thing" many times (the only thing that stopped me was the money I had already spent). I should've eloped!
from btchelicious :
My dearest and loveliest Corazon, generally speaking weddings are evil. Moreso if it is not your own wedding. Even moreso if it is not your own wedding but you are a member of the wedding party. If or when you decide to get married, do it that way you want to do it and fuck the rest of 'em. That's what I did.
from peth :
I dig your smooshy riff on Tim. love is lovely.
from lotus29 :
You didn't keep the disposable camera for yourself? I thought that everyone knew that those are put on the table for the guests to keep. At least that's what everyone at my wedding thought. Grrh.
from btchelicious :
My man is hypoglycemic so he can have all that refined sugar in your recipe. He can only have Post Nooky Fruits (like pears).
from btchelicious :
no, that's not it, lotus.
from lotus29 :
Maybe Bitchy's problem is that, to her, everything after the deflowering is anticlimatic (pardon the pun). Like on a tv show where the two main characters are male and female and as long as there is the sexual tension and everyone is just dying for them to get together, the ratings are through the roof. Then once they do get together and the suspense is over, everyone stops watching the show (example: Moonlighting - very old example, I know). Maybe everything seems depressing to her because that whole sexual tension element is gone. I don't think you can fix that for her, unless you get a new man and start over ;-).
from lotus29 :
We had a goat my whole young life (until it finally died when I was in high school). Goats can be very nice. Like dogs in fact - very friendly. If Tim does ever get one, make sure it has been de-horned. My dad felt that the de-horning process was cruel so he never had our goat done. That goat spent the rest of her life gunning for me. My half-brother had tormented her enough that she didn't like children, so she knocked me on my ass every chance she got. Ever get butted by a goat with 2 ft long horns? Not a fun experience. My moron neighbor has a goat, that he also neglects. When Andrew and I take a walk, it sees us and literally screams at us in this agonized voice. I've never heard a goat make that sound before. I think it's lonely. Maybe I can hook Tim up with that one.
from btchelicious :
Who doesn't like a fine goat.
from sooner :
ahem. I find the HOT SEX can often relieve tension.
from sooner :
I find that HOT SEX
from btchelicious :
Yes, I am leaving you lots of notes today...It seems to me your irritation at Tim coincided with your phone call from Kurt. Kurt sounds like a real asshole and you should probably cut that dead weight loose. I mean, 1) He calls you at a ridiculous hour. 2) He give you a bunch of crap 3) He's not even interested in coming to your party. He doesn't sound like much of a "friend" to me. Don't be nice to the people in your life that don't deserve to be in your life and try to be nicer to people who probably should be and want to be in your life.
from btchelicious :
And again, grant it I do not know Tim personally, but I think you are could be wrong that "if the situation were completely reversed, [Tim] would be pretty angry too." He could have been telling you the honest truth when he said he would have been unhappy but not as angry as you.
from btchelicious :
Shannon, Sharon...whatevah...
from btchelicious :
And you won't want to hear this (and granted I was not there) but it sounds to me like you over-reacted to the Spiderman/Shannon incident. It was more likely that he was being incredibly inconsiderate instead of manipulative.
from btchelicious :
Perhaps Tim is not calling you because he thinks you are still mad at him over the Shannon thing.
from btchelicious :
I'm sorry we have not had a chance to talk before you make this big step in your life. Have you guys "worked up" to this or is it going from kissing right to penetration? Also, remember, relax....
from btchelicious :
We need to girl-talk before you get to the giving up.
from peth :
i would so go to a manboob appreciation party, because, well, I appreciate the manboobs.
from lotus29 :
That could give a whole new meaning to the term "frigid."
Regarding the photo below, can I just say, "yuck! eeewwwwy!"
from peth :
they would make lovely, nearly matching party hats.
from btchelicious :
As a matter of fact, let me just post a pic in your notes.

MANBOOBS! Check out those nips!
from btchelicious :
You want manboobs? Here! Here's MANBOOBS!
from btchelicious :
YES! You must add "no fucking way!" to the RSVP card. You MUST!
from btchelicious :
It is true, corry. Iam the only one who truly loves you. This is why you should be giving it up to me and not Tim (who doesn't appreciate you the way I do).
from btchelicious :
OK, well, I hope you've made the right decision. And I hope you recount for us all the sordid details or at least your impressions.
from lotus29 :
Forgive me if this falls in the realm of More Than You Wanted To Know: I had never heard of the cremaster reflex either. Interesting. I could probably just touch my husband's elbow and he'd have that reaction. We are so not well matched in the bedroom area. We are the two extremes. It is one area of our relationship that we disagree the most about. We love each other enough to make compromises on both sides so that we can both stay happy. Hehe. Anyway, break-a-leg, or what ever you say to people before they have sex for the first time. I'll be thinking about you. Well, not thinking about you as in thinking about you two having sex...oh, you know what I mean.
from btchelicious :
By the way:
1) Why am I the only one who leaves you notes anymore?
2) If you ever come to our neck of the woods, Peth and I will take you to Cheerleaders. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
from btchelicious :
I think you are reading way too much into your period. I think you are giving your pheremones too much credit when the truth is that men are almost always horny and the weather getting warmer just seems to exacerbate the condition.
from btchelicious :
About the manboobs again... I hate a man with a soft chest.
from btchelicious :
Manboobs? Um, yuck.
from btchelicious :
Tell him, "Well you screwed yourself when you made that 'nagbagging' comment. And it's a good thing you screwed yourself, because you ain't gonna screw me."
from btchelicious :
I forgot to say:
THAT'LL FIX 'IM!!
from btchelicious :
Re: the "nagbagging" comment
Don't give it up to him now. Tell him you were thinking about giving it to him, but after that comment, no way!
from lotus29 :
oops! I have no idea how I managed to post twice. sorry.
from lotus29 :
there will be a Starbucks opening here in the very near future. If you come up for a visit this summer, and it is open, I'll have to treat you to one of those carmel-thingies you mentioned in Maddy's g-book.
from btchelicious :
OK, well, I can see Peth's point.
Sex + Death = Fun
from peth :
Oh, I wholeheartedly agree with bitchy, sex is so worth getting killed. In fact, sometimes you can really merge the two- sex and death, and it's all really romantic and stuff.
from btchelicious :
Yes, well I never said that sex with someone lovely is worth any and all risk. If I really believed that then I would probably be dead by now. But my sex life is not at issue here...anyway, corazon, I fear that all your fear will interfere with you being able to relax enough for sex. If one is uptight during sex, then one cannot enjoy all the wonderful rewards that sex can give. So, I wouldn't actually recommend you having sex until you can feel relaxed about it. I think you need to do some deep breathing exercises and Transcendental Meditation.
from peth :
I agree with Bitchy, sex with someone lovely is worth any and all risk. lots of things in life are risky. buying a house for instance, or choosing a flavor of wedding cake. But sex, once you can relax and enjoy it, is worth many risks.
from btchelicious :
Oh, corazon, I just wanted to leave a note for you telling you how much I am sick of my family and sick of weddings and bridal showers and people asking me what they should do, they can't even decide on what flavor of cake to buy with out bugging me about it and it's not my wedding and I don't care what kind of cake to get for the shower and I have to tell them it is rude to ask the guests to address their own thank you cards...I should write an entry about this...
from btchelicious :
Pregnancy - Preventable with birth control
Pain - Not an absolute. The trick is to relax relax relax and lube lube lube. Oh, and hopefully Tim (or whomever) is "average".
Abandonment - I don't know what this has to do with sex.
Hating it - You'll never know until you try.
Emasculating Tim (or whoever) - Um, do you mean emasculating him because he might not be able to satisfy you?
from btchelicious :
Wait, when "the horniness outweighs the fear.."
What are you afraid of? (I'm not trying to needle you this time, I am genuinely curious.)
from btchelicious :
Oh, corazon...no I can not do the math on that. I am dumb that way. Please answer my question explicitely!
from btchelicious :
In that case let me ask you a couple of things:

1) Do you at least satisfy yourself when you get horny?
2) How far will you let Tim go if you are really really horny?
3) If you were really really really horny, ow far would you let me go?

from btchelicious :
Sex drive? SEX DRIVE?? You can't have a sex drive if you don't have sex!
from peth :
Well, then, drive it on over here, girl and park it.
from btchelicious :
As for the coolassaward people...I was not mean to them, I just asked them some questions regarding some inconsistancies and contradictions I found on their site. They are way too sensitive and I'm not sure if they consider you one of my "minions" or not...
from btchelicious :
Yes, well...I have been with my guy since 1984...we didn't get married until 2000...so maybe it was not 17 years, more like 16.5 years. I won't tell you my age, I will let you guess...
from btchelicious :
Yes! Let's rumble!

When you' re a Jet You're a Jet al1 the way From your first cigarette To you last dyin' day!

Boy, boy, crazy boy, Get cool, boy!

from peth :
Yes, Easter is super-pagan. The bunny is a fertility symbol, in connexion with the Saxon goddess of spring and screwing, Eastre. The egg was an old symbol for resurrection, as in spring. And Bitchy is always ready to rumble, i've found.
from corazon :
oooh, Bitchy might be starting a rumble in my notes.
from btchelicious :
7 years?!? Lotus is a lightweight.
Try 17 years, BAYBEE!
from lotus29 :
I have heard, and someone correct me if I'm wrong, that many Christian holidays ended up being celebrated on former pagan holidays. When all the heathens that worshiped Mother Earth got the Bible beat over their heads they just replaced one celebration with another. That probably has alot to do with the date that Easter falls on. I even saw a show on Discovery channel once that said the Easter Bunny is an ancient pagan symbol, but I can't remember what it represented now. Certainly not baskets full of chocolate and marshmellow peeps.
from lotus29 :
I don't want to sound like I'm showing off...but based on those five questions I'd have to say I made the right choice for a life partner. But then again I also took 7 years to come to that decision. :-)
from peth :
yay. days off and bookshelves are two of my favorite things.
from coolassaward :
hehe. you're a funny bunny.
from coolassaward :
hehe, i'm sorry. i'm nosy and this was funny as HELL! "I have not had sex in a house or with a mouse, in a box or with a fox, on a couch or in my mouth."
from coolassaward :
When's the last time you got an "AWARD" for being you? Do you like your ego stroked? Do you like stroking other people's ego? We all need a good stroking now and then. Have you ever gone to a diary and what the diarist wrote brightened up your day? Or really made you think? Have you ever wanted to let that person know what thier writing and diary meant to you? Well Cool Chicks is the place for you. I know your like what the hell is Cool Chicks? Or maybe you already know what a Cool Ass Chick you are. Well good! But isn't it time to let the world know about your Cool Chickiness?
from lotus29 :
Isn't it just the cutest when they get all jealous like that?
from btchelicious :
You're bringing your boyfriend to meet your crush?? Why you little vixen! HAHA! Corazon's first sex=3-way!!!
from peth :
breakfast at denny's. ah.
from btchelicious :
Corazon and I have a special relationship - I give her a bunch of crap and she seems to enjoy it...
from lotus29 :
I had the same templete as you do right now for the first 6 months I was at D-land. So don't feel bad.

Every woman should be going to the gyno, using the equipment or not. There are more things to watch out for than just VD or pregnancy. My mother decided she was too old and didn't need to go get exams for about three years (because she "didn't use the equipment" anymore). When she was finally diagnosed with ovarian cancer the doctors told her it had been growing for at least THREE YEARS. Even though you are younger, it is always important to get a check up. Young women get cancer (and other reproductive problems) too. That reminds me I need to go for my own girly visit.

from btchelicious :
Why bother goin' to the gyno when you don't even use your equipment?
from peth :
manchichi went to the zoo, too. Only a different zoo. I'll be back, and I'll keep in touch. I just don't want to write anything for a bit. just a bit.
from btchelicious :
Please, you two ate breakfast at Denny's. Admit it.
from btchelicious :
Hey, do you think you'll ever want to get laid?
from peth :
I had to quote you at funland. you have been quoted. you rock. i am so excited that you and Madrigle are mingling! I can't wait to see the pictures.
from madrigle :
Fucking Canadians! ;)
from peth :
i did not retire till 2, either. it was you! it was me! oh my.
from peth :
those heads are Classic. i am at a loss for a sugggestion for filler. how about bits of real, human brain? You could gather them from the corpses of moidered pedophiles. it would be a better use for the gray matter, rather than letting it sit around, thinking about fondling underage flesh.
from madrigle :
HAH! I think you should fill your glass head with marbles. HAH! hehehe Love you!
from madrigle :
I would so be your ice cream! Good lord! I just belched, I never belch. I didn't know I could. mwuah!!! The zero hour draws nearer. :)
from madrigle :
HAH!!!! Funny that. I suspect that has something to do with my airheadednes. Do you like the dixie chicks? I'm thinking they may be my one token country group.
from sooner :
Oh, Corazon. I don't want you to get sucked into my world of hate. My secret world of hate. I just want you to send Peth some Bean-o. Please? For me?
from peth :
i felt the need to retaliate against all of sooner's hate, so this morning, at the library, I farted into his coffee cup. Don't let his hate get to you too, or i'll have to fart some more in you honor.
from btchelicious :
You forgot the mention the "sperm poisoning".
from sooner :
Corazon! What am I going to do? I walked in on Peth and Flame and she was bent over the desk and he had a zippo and her face would turn red and she would squeeze and then blue flame would come shooting out of her and then they laughed hard about it. I don't think they should have been doing that at the library. I really, really don't. But I couldn't stop it and I saw it and I don't know what to do.
from peth :
Corazon, you are the anti-Linda Tripp, as far as I am concerned, and that is a very good thing to be.
from sooner :
Oh, Corazon. I put it over there because it could be frightening to some. I understand that. So I put it over there. And I don't think it was wrong at all. If I'd known, I'd have called to help you out.
from peth :
This friend of yours, named Monica, is her last name, by any chance Lewinsky? Cause she sounds a bit likte this girl Monica Lewinsky that I know.
from sooner :
Peth does fart a lot. Sometimes on Saturdays we are working in the library and she farts and then she tries to blame it on Theresa. She does it in a whisper so Theresa can't hear. But I know the truth and I know that Theresa isn't gassy, she's just deaf. I know all of that. I know.
from peth :
I read that entry below from our Btchy, and whew, glad I did, almost forgot to take my Birth Control Pill, yikes!
I fart alot. Just thought you ought to know. What a relief when I felt comfortable enough in front of the Flame to let go. hurrah!
from btchelicious :
"His wife left a few days after having the baby. I felt bad for him, but I also feel that people are selfish. That infant could be in a better situation if the father had admitted that he could not handle the situation and placed him for adoption."
Why, oh why, do people insist on breeding? The best scenario would have been for this down and out couple to be sterilized. Unfortunately that is not legal unless they consent to it (& has the $$). I wish people would use birth control and use it correctly. Sheesh.
from peth :
Oh yes, I put you on my buddy list that next day, but since then, our paths have not seemed to cross....someday...
from btchelicious :
You might be wrong about the doctor's wife. She might be scoping out men for a 3-way with her doctor/husband. Or she might be taking home men and her doctor/husband films the shenanigans for his own amusement. You never know about people.
And what does that mean that "he is a pediatrician, but anyway really nice." Are you implying that pediatricians are generally not nice? HMMMMMM???????/
from madrigle :
Nah, I wasn't mad, but I did think it might be fun to pinch and poke at you. :) I so love you. I'm watching two friends at work, becoming bitter enemies, and I play confidant to both. It a hard place to be in, but as I was listening to both today, at seperate times today, I realized that I was so glad my friendship with you is not like that. I mean how do people let there friendships get in such a state! Uhg, yes I think I may need a bit of help to get over this befuddlement I'm in too, i'm logging off now to call that number that's been on my fridge for two years. LOVE YOU!
from peth :
and yes, those were supposed to come out orange, and not lime green.
from peth :
hurrah for pumpkin pie kitchens! my next living room will be a pumpkin pie orange, instead of the tomato soup with milk orange of my present kitchen. Tim is sounding like he rocks, and I am mighty happy.
from madrigle :
Hey, you know me, once I buy something for somebody I just can't keep it a secret anylonger. I've bought you some gifts to "suprise" you with when you get off the plane. For starters, I got the most fabulous FRUIT BASKET you have ever seen. Cause I know how much you LOVE fruit, and don't worry there are no blackberries, or rasberries, cause I know you can barely tolerate them. It's huge! Oh and don't mind the valentines looking celophane wrap, you know what a bargain shopper I am. AND and AND, this is the most exciting of all. I thought you should have your very own ERASURE collection, I've taken the liberty of buying an assortment of my favorite albums of theirs, including a tribute album to them. I JUST know how much you love synthpop! Especially Erasure's special brand of it. I also got a really cool cd alarm clock radio, so we can wake to the FABULOUS Erasure each and every morning that you are here. I know that will put us both in the best of moods. Just wanting to let you know how loved you are! :)
from peth :
from sooner :
Oh, Sweet Corazon. Sometimes something else takes over and I find myself typing the word "cumrag" before I know what I'm doing.
from btchelicious :
HAppy Valentine's Day!
from lotus29 :
Thanks for the "fav diary" listing. I saw it just after I had added yours to mine. Now I have three whole people who like my diary (well except for the one guy that abandoned his almost a year ago but still has me listed - hehe).
from gayboyspurse :
I feel your pain. Only, it's more of a general 'Social Service' kind of pain. Hang in there with the rest of us..
from peth :

yellow.
from sooner :
Please, sweet Corazon, please leave a list of things that are yellow in your next entry.
from btchelicious :
What kind of car was he driving? Was he talking on a cell phone? Playing with the radio? Getting felated?
from btchelicious :
Aw, geez. Are you saying he had a one vehicle accident and he was sober?
from sooner :
I'm sorry about your friend.
from madrigle :
THe last paragraph of your 2/4/02 entry made me smile. I'm so glad you are feeling that way. LOVE YOU!
from btchelicious :
Sorry to hear about your friend's hubby. So much for sparkley weekends...
from madrigle :
CORAZON!!!! Not only are we going to go see Sound of Music the sing along version, but we also get to dress as our favorite character! YAY! AND and AND as we follow the bouncing ball, we will be surrounded by the beautiful River Oaks Theatre, it looks like a grand old 0pera House, the theatre screen actually is housed behind great red velvet curtains! YaY!!
from peth :
That is a fine painting.
from btchelicious :
blandman would not feel threatened. He might feel aroused, but not threatened.
from btchelicious :
Too bad about everyone else. I'm feelin' mighty fine myself!
from peth :
Yes! Diaryland and everything else has been less than sparkley, and you are right, it must be this post-holiday, winter blue. Good to know, as spring is right around the corner. (oh, who am I kidding?)
from btchelicious :
I did that boobie test once. It is so easy to tell fake boobies from real boobies. Fake boobies are way too round. Sometimes you can even see the outline of the implant. And sometimes the implant is so big that the fake boobie looks like it is about to burst. Real boobies have this very interesting curve on the top part. And real boobies don't start up near your chin. Oh, wait, have I been saying "boobie?" I meant to say "tittie."
from btchelicious :
from btchelicious :
Hah! I got all 5's on my evaluation!
from peth :
Yes, those shopping party things should have stopped at tupperware. I went to one where some sleazebag was hawking bad jewelry. I don't want to go into it. Rock on with Tim!
from gaytales :
Excuse me...but you wouldn't happen to know any of these people would you?
from sooner :
I was soooooooo bored.
from btchelicious :
from gayboyspurse :
I don't know if you're in a position to offer resources or not to people you counsel but I work for a domestic violence shelter and we have the same problem with some of the women who stay in shelter when it comes to hygene. One of the advocates had tackled a similar problem this way: She got out some bubble bath from donations and offered it to the shelter client and basically told her that she deserved to treat herself so why didn't she take the bubble bath and take some time to relax alone in the tub. The woman took it and was actually grateful, not offended. Obviously you'd have to alter that to your situation somehow but, basically what I'm saying is, there are ways to do it without offending. I don't know what type of counseling you're involved in but maybe you could make it some kind of "exercise" or part of treatment; usher him to the tub with the idea that it's to take time out for himself to deal with an issue. You could lead him to believe it's part of the treatment, maybe give him an issue to think about while in the tub that you'd address with him at your next session so as to assure he actually does it. Can't wait to hear how it turns out!
from sooner :
Are you? Are you the gypsy vixen? Are you?
from peth :
i still don't know what a snickerdoodle is, and I've been told many times. i only know it is a cookie of some sort, but the details elude my memory.
from peth :
I love your idea of after-sex presents. I think that's sort of a bit like prostitution, but I like that, too, so who knows. For our light flirting, Sooner and I landed many, many extra munchkins in our box. mmmmmmm.
from sooner :
Yesterday Peth and I went to the Dunkin' Donuts to get some coffee before the blizzard. We wanted Theresa to go home early, because she is old and we didn't want her to drive on the slick streets after the snow. So we were trying to be fast and we got up to the counter and this woman who was 1) not wearing a name tag, 2) high on something she had been huffing in the back, and 3) probably a real life gypsy took our order.

So I said, two coffees and some Munchkins and she went to get the coffee and Peth and I decided we needed to bring Theresa some coffee too, so I said, "Ma'am? Can we have three coffees? Three instead of two? Can we have three?"

And the gypsy said, "I'm twenty-five years old, you know. I'm only twenty-five."

I didn't know what she was talking about, but then Peth said, "oh, because he called you ma'am? Is that why you told us your age? Because he called you ma'am?"

The gypsy spun on her right heel and once her back was to us, she looked over her left shoulder at us. "I'm not a ma'am. I'm still very young!" She scampered off to get us our Munchkins.

Peth and I believe she wanted to get a threesome on with us. That's what we believe. But we had to get back because Theresa needed to be sent home before the great snow.

We're responsible like that.
from inotherwords :
I can tell you its bigstevo
from btchelicious :
Tell me who the married gay guy is so I can see how you bashed him.
from btchelicious :
1) This enemy to which you referred, who would that be?
2) Love is not the answer to every question. If that were so, then there wouldn't be so many young mothers on welfare (that's just one example).
from madrigle :
OH NO ! He used the pen, with the little bear stamp on top and the red light when you write! Good Gosh Bat Girl I don't think you have a thing to worry about :) And yes it has been categorically proven that many, not mini, straight boys worry about being looked upon as gay WAY to much. So, me and Kuinileti agree that spandex, when blended with other fibers, is just about one of the coolest things on the planet. Circle agree or disagree and send back to me;)
from inotherwords :
Oi this must see TV you know your single when seeing relationships on Friends unfold is actually better than your own personal life. What is going on with the whole friends thing I have not watched in awhile? Fill me in!
from inotherwords :
I would like to talk to you before I become a golden girl. Are you ever on at night anymore?
from inotherwords :
that tells me two things about him either 1.) He is single and desperate. 2.) Could be gay the whole crystal loving thing I mean what straight man that you know other than him likes crystal? 3.) I might just be a cynical bitch. I would vote for 3 or at least hope that I am one. Love you corazon miss you and hope Tim works out for you. Or at least I hope he is not gay or desperate.
from peth :
Sometimes, handjobs are even more fun to give than blowjobs....but neither can beat corrugated sheet metal....
from madrigle :
Hey sweety! It's completely ok. We both have places to be, and I'm so glad you were out with your friends. Basically it came out that he's depressed, he dosn't remember being happy for like 10 years, and while he seemed ok the first week we were dating things rapidly took a change for the worse. He became very stand offish, said something about a 2 week curse, and how he didn't want to get hurt so he was going to break up with me. Whatever. So were still talking. I don't know. It's all really cunfusing. It's as if he is a different person. Tonights conversation was good, I heard the way he was in his voice. Anyway, I'm ok, I took an emotional step back, and have managed to, atleast emotionally, take a step back from him for awhile. I'm encouraging him to seek counciling, and came clean to him about my own meds, and anxieties in hopes that he will think better of seeking help. Anyway, there are some other details, but we can talk about that later. :) I LOVE YOU!!!
from btchelicious :
Ooooo, hand jobs. You've given hand jobs? You little minx! Have you gotten the wiggley finger too?
from btchelicious :
Oh, OK. It's just that some people call themselves virgins even if they have oral sex and nothing else. At least this is how the teenagers define it now-a-days.
from peth :
That's okay. Since I am not actually a chicken, I will tie on my ownlittle red panties...although Btchy would probably like it if you got the urge to violently rip my red chicken panties off. seems like her kind of thing....
from btchelicious :
Sorry about that. Forgot my html: Muff diving
Pearl diving
Eating at the Y
Eating pussy
Rug/carpet munching
Eating a tuna taco/bearded clam/hair pie/fur burger
Cunt lapping
Yodeling in the valley/canyon

There, that's better.
from btchelicious :
Hey! Your welcome in regards to your notes.

Yeah, I know the "proper" terms cunnilingus and felatio. I was trying to be nice. I also call it:
Muff diving Pearl diving Eating at the Y Eating pussy Rug/carpet munching Eating a tuna taco/bearded clam/hair pie/fur burger Cunt lapping Yodeling in the valley/canyon

So, anyway, why did you answer "probably?" Don't you know if you like someone to eat your pussy?
from btchelicious :
Ok, we've established that you do not like to suck dick. As a sort of inverse to that, do you like being the recipient of cunnilingus?
from sooner :
Peth, from now on, shall be known as cotton.
from peth :
Corazon, I think you are a freak. I think that I am a freak, too. And, I know that Btchy is a freak. I love freaks. Who doesn't love a freak?
from btchelicious :
About that "chicken fuck" scene I mentioned in your g-book.
Here's a picture of it:
from btchelicious :
Hmmm, I don't recall calling you a freak. Perhaps I did, but I don't recall it. By the way, my dick tastes like cherry vanilla. You would love it.
from corazon :
Well Bitchy, you have posed many very interesting questions. The dick sucking thing would embarrass my sister because she is a bit prissy and we had the discussion in front of my mom and sister who probably have sucked dick, but are fairly traditional and married. I was also hoping to take the focus off my aversion to bannanas as well. I was successful. The answer to the question about whether or not I would suck your dick is no a) because I am fairly certain that I would not want to and b)I am fairly certain that you are a female and therefore your dick must be fake, figurative or imaginary. I am not interested in sucking any of those. So, basically, I am 27 and have yet to find a guy and a situation conducive to me wanting to suck dick. If for that you think I am a freak, you would not be the first. I guess I will leave it at that.
from btchelicious :
By the way, would you suck my dick?
from btchelicious :
I am a little incredulous that you are hetero and have gotten to the age of 27 and not sucked dick. Even a few lesbians have sucked dick. Oh, and why would that little comment about sucking dick embarrass your sister? Has it ever occurred to you that your mom and other sister may have also sucked dick? And you have got to get over this aversion to the pharse "suck dick." I will help you.
suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick, suck dick.
There, did that help?
from peth :
your cotton the rooster entry made me laugh my sorted socks off. And bravo on the great date!
from sooner :
Often the greatest questions inspire the greatest reaction. Maybe we should all take a moment to consider rooster dick and see what becomes of it. Or maybe not.
from sooner :
I'm right with you on that one, dear Corazon. Sucking chicken dick does sound very, very icky. Tim sounds like a great guy.
from sooner :
well, not that it's any of my business, but sucking dick is one of life's most complete joys. But I'm like that. I'm gay, and that's what we do. I have to tell people I suck dick more often now, because, you know, I'm doubted.
from blandman :
When you get bored answer this question: "What's the problem with New Mexico?". I'm not saying that you don't like NM. Every place has it's problems. Simply, what's the problems with New Mexico? If your life is too interesting to answer this question then you are doing good.
from brandone :
Your rants/conversations with people that you posted today made me laugh. Funny dealing with people. I always answer the phone "Service Department" and once a day someone says fearingly, "Is this the, ah,service department?" and I say,ahhhhhhhh....Yes." Guess perhaps on the second time I should just yell SERVICE DEPARTMENT. Anyways, thanx for makin me laugh. BraNdoNe
from btchelicious :
Don't tell me you've never sucked dick before??
from peth :
But he is okay by me, because he's down with the circus peanuts...
from peth :
Madrigle is just a beauty product snob.
from madrigle :
Hey sweety! I'm so getting excited for your visit. I think we need to find a sidewalk to lay down on while you are here and have a big old conversation about whatever. :) OOOOOoooooo beauty secrets. I'm not a patroleum jelly fan. Yes it works, but you and I both know that in the long run it ends up sapping nutrients out of your skin, go with some shea butter, or sweet almond oil. My favorite after shower splash is a combination of grape seed oil and castor oil. [Castor oil, makes other oils more emolient] My skin is absolutely supple after these treatments. LOVE YOU! P.S. I here by grant you tickling indulgences while you are here, We will have to come up with a password to make you stop, so I don't puke or something. hehehehhee
from blandman :
Also, as a fellow winter hater, let me say this. It is entirely Zen. You wouldn't enjoy Spring without it. Get out into winter. Experience it. Get cold and wet. Get annoyed by it. Get uncomfortable. Get miserable. Depressed. Experience it's every annoyance. It makes something as simple as a Spring day almost magical. A Crocus is pure joy.
from blandman :
Maybe I shouldn't enter the maelstrom but... why would being smugly married put you in hell? Isn't being smugly married part of the American dream?
from btchelicious :
Cory, I am right. Haven't you learned that yet?? sheesh.
from peth :
Trivia is most important. you are right, although, yes, you are oxymoronic.
from btchelicious :
No cory, I would not burn in hell because there is no such thing as hell.
from btchelicious :
HAHA!! I am a smug married (not even sure what that is). I will try to annoy you with my smug marriedness. Yes, my husband brings me hot postum (not coffe) every morning and he not only warm up the car for me, he'll scrape off all that nasty ice. HAH!
from peth :
Sooner has never fondled my alligator elbows. It's a pity.
from sooner :
Peth has smooth and supple skin. She may be onto something. Or she could have signed up for some genetic enhancements when we weren't looking.
from peth :
for dry skin, i recommend this: after shower, still damp-rub petroleum jelly all over the dry spots, cover with soft clothing. later, a layer of regular moisturizer. it has been working for me. and you can probably request that the hairdresser skip the do. maybe.
from sooner :
a note from me!
from btchelicious :
Yes, Pethie, but most of them are mental scars.
from peth :
i used to wrassle Btchie, back in the day, and let me tell you, she taught me a thing or three. I still have the scars.
from btchelicious :
Omigod, that note you left me really, really bugged me. I mean really.
from peth :
sometimes boys like you more if you are cavalier.
from peth :
aha!
from btchelicious :
I am going to be the first to defile your notes. *bbbrrraaaappppt*

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