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from thecryindead :
Ha I knew I couldn't be the only person on diaryland who lives in Kansas. ♥ 's to you.
from pornoviolent :
DING DONG. CAN I SUCK UR FAT SCHLONG? JUST KIDDING, I'M NOT GAY, O.K.? IF U R ONE OF THOSE FUCKING HIPSTERS WHO WAS AT OLD CHICAGO LAST FRIDAY HOGGIN' THE POOLTABLES, I'M GONNA KICK UR SCRAWNY, TRENDY TRUCKER-HAT WEARING ASS. JUST KIDDING AGAIN, IF UR THE ONE WITH THE UGLY, UGLY, LONG BLACK HAIR WITH THE THICK, THICK WAIST YOUR TOTALLY HOT. CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR BUTT? JUJST KIDDING AGAIN I'M NOT GAY REMEMBER??? HURHURHURHUR!!!!!
from eurotrashboy :
Hey Dan, What's all this about trips to cities in the US. Why not expand a little. Come to Amsterdam for a few days. I guarantee you and Lulu will have a good time. It's really not that expensive to fly and you'd have a place to stay. Lulu could stay as well I guess. Just kidding, she's more than welcome. Liked the Boston Chronicles, I too thought Fenway was awesome. Very similar in atmosphere to Wrigley, neighborhood and all.
from eurotrashboy :
Thanks for ruining my summer Dansting. I was waiting for the Carrie-like reuninon all summer!! Now it was like some big love-fest hug-in. Except for the grandma you were clearly hitting on. Now that you mentioned the sausage race, you know that guy will no longer be working there about a week before you're due to run. There. I said it. And what's wrong with golfers??
from twistybass :
You aren't nearly as funny as you think you are. Plus, you're not a good dancer. And you're a terrible kisser. And to make matters worse, I didn't really get to enjoy hanging out with you the other night because I was very tired. Not that you spent more than five seconds pretending to me my friend anyway. You were too busy fondling Crotto. Is it wrong to be jealous of my brother? Probably. Just like it's wrong to play with yourself in church. But that doesn't mean I will (or could) stop doing either one...
from eurotrashboy :
I, too do not like U-Haul, but I must say they tried. When moving back to Lawrence from Chicago, with Marc, our truck lost all oil around St. Louis. We contacted U-Haul who suggested they send another truck and we put all the stuff in the new one. Screw that. We just bought a case of oil, filled it up every half hour and got to Lawrence. Called them and they towed it from the apartment complex so we didn't have to drop it off in KC. That was cool and they were pissed that we drove it like that, but too bad for them, they should have checked it beforehand. Bastards. If you get a chance, ask Marc. He tells the story better. I've got other stories, but they are about the same. At least they are cheap.
from jhawkdon :
Deeks...I am totally with you on your boycotting of U-Haul. They are the absolute worst. I went through a very similar situation where they screwed me on the mileage, decided that I used the furniture pads when I didn't, and charged me a ridiculous amount for gas because it wasn't at exactly 1/4 of a tank. How the hell do you fill a U-Haul exactly to 1/4 tank? Bastards, all of them, and I won't do business with them again either. </rant>
from jhawkdon :
Dan...regarding your top 5...My lovely wife Katie pointed out that you may have inadvertently left somebody out...Bonnie Bernstein. What say you?
from eurotrashboy :
OK Dan, I need a clarification on a TV show and where else to turn but you? We were flipping around the other night and a show called America's Sexiest People or something like that was on. And the people just walked out, got judged by Rachel Hunter, some other tube and the jock guy from the movie Grease. It had to be the worst show ever. Except for the hot chicks of course. So, what is the deal with that show? Is it old? Is it still on? I figure you could give some insight. Thanks bud!
from eurotrashboy :
Good to see that thin Dan is just as funny as not as thin Dan. Sometimes funny guys lose their touch with such a change. Ask Joe Piscopo. I guess you'll always be our Sgt. Hulka with the big toe. You are a lean mean fighting machine.
from kj-kj :
I think that the entire statment about Sprint is so TRUE. They are lucky to have us. I just wanted to add that I believe that all of this automation that we have been working on is only here to streamline provisioning in order to do away with more of us. I guess that is what we get for working for a multi-million dollar corporation. We wouldn't want out CEO's not be able to pay for their memberships at the many snooty country clubs that they belong to.
from eurotrashboy :
For crybone sakes Dan, I think my last Calculus final was easier than trying to post a message on this site. And I failed that miserably. Need my blood type as well?? You lose me with all that TV show talk. I don't think I've even heard of the shows you refer to. Survivior, but that started in Holland. You need more posts about the state of soccer in the US and it's perception there. I think soccer is just as boring as baseball and football, with not as many criminals as basketball (at least on the field). But, it takes about half the time as a baseball game or football game, so it has to be better. No time-outs!!!!! I, too hope Self does not go to KU for the same reasons as Dan. I will not watch any KU games next year if he does. If anyone asks, I can back up your sack bandit claims. I believe I've been on the receiving end of that monicker many times. Check you later. Keep up the good posts and give a big smacker to that lovely bride of yours. COBO
from jkersting :
You suck! Your Diary sucks!! OK..Just Kidding. You have some interesting insights. That jelly story worries me. I'm not sure I want to know.
from jhawkdon :
Water sucks. Not only does Gatorade quench your thirst better, but it tastes better, too!

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