messages to demi-orphan:
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| from candoor : |
| happy new year :) |
| from devian : |
| JEM is on DVD? where the FUCK have i been?!!! i'd suck john mayer's cock, but i'm not a fan of his music. i won't bash him in front of you though because that is just wrong. i love you too much for that. |
| from kilowatt : |
| "Appreciation is a wonderful thing; it makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well." ~ Voltaire ~ Thank you for adding my site to your list of favorites. I am so pleased that you like my site. I thank you for your support. I also thank you for your kindness. May your day brim over with beauty. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| LOVE the new digs, darlin' :) And, thanks for the love - sending some right back your way. I've been missing your updates, hoping everything is going good for you. |
| from fargahar : |
| Of course you know I love me some John Mayer. Enough to make a girl consider being straight again....HEH! |
| from fargahar : |
| DUDE! Golden Girls on DVD. November 23 |
| from lifeasme66 : |
| Wow, that be some tasty eye candy!! Thanks for dessert during my lunch break ;) **HUGS!!** |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Dear lord, honey! That entry with all the shags almost made me pass out! ;) I miss sex, I really do. Thank you for giving me some nice eye candy though for the "personal time". HAHA So how you doin'? Good? :) |
| from fargahar : |
| So I am going through some shit now...I am posting about it in locked entries. Email me if you want a password..... |
| from purplebanana : |
| They will forgive you. I don't EVER remember birthdays, and my friends just expect it of me. Yes, I'm a lazy, forgetful bastard...but people love me anyway. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Happy Birthday!!!! If it makes you feel any better, I'm still older than you. LOL I hope you had a great birthday, and you better update! I miss your updates! **HUGS** |
| from fargahar : |
| Happy birthday! Old man!!!!!!!! I am so a year younger than you....HA! Excellent usage of John Mayer lyrics....of course you know I love me some John Mayer. |
| from fargahar : |
| Thank fucking god you are alright. Now please update more....DELI BOY! |
| from fargahar : |
| I always worry when you don't update...why do you put me through this Rodney? WHHHHYYYYY???? |
| from fargahar : |
| Baby where you been fo 12 days no update? DAYAMN! |
| from fargahar : |
| HA! I left you a drunk note. Hee hee |
| from fargahar : |
| Okay oh my god number A I am so drunk. Number 3 I love you. Yeah I do. You are the coolest like ever and I love you. Rock on wit yo bad self boy! |
| from good-evil : |
| Hi there! We're a new review site and we're currently looking for diaries to review. If you'd like to submit your diary in for a review, pls feel free to visit us and request! Thanks and have a great day! - Good vs Evil Reviews (good-evil.diaryland.com) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Aww honey, thanks for the compliments and stuff! You know I love you too, and I'm glad you're back to updating. I hope all is well. Sending sentimental crap your way - your hag always, Lauren. ;) |
| from fargahar : |
| I am so glad that you once again added some sort of description to my name on your buddy list because I deserve nothing less. Many people have done the "buddy list cop out" and taken away all descriptions and I think that is lame and shitty. Thank you for not being lame and shitty. I love you. |
| from smokeshack : |
| oh darling...i so love hearing from you <3 you know me and my dramatic moments--i would not trade knowing the people i've met here for anything! i'm sorry that june hasn't been good for you, but it's almost over--only a couple weeks left! of COURSE i would do a roberta flack song for you. the first show i'm doing is going to be alt-country but i also want to do a soul show, with really cool old soul covers and roberta is on the list! <3 you better come see it, though! :) |
| from fargahar : |
| "In my neck of the woods, they burned books. All the townspeople gathered them in a big pile in the center of town. Big Daddy was outraged. He ran over to them and said, "What the hell are you people doing? You start a fire from the bottom..." |
| from fargahar : |
| Okay I want to see pictures. I really do. Also I was looking at a note I left you and promptly got angry because I was convinced that it was not I who wrote it but I am just crazy really so pay no mind to me good friend. |
| from gumphood : |
| If we colonized the moon after the earth blew up, what would it spin around? |
| from fargahar : |
| Ha....typies. I know the feeling. It is almost like feeling "Justin" in your hand....come one WHIP HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!! |
| from fargahar : |
| I read every fucking word. Did you ever see "straight"? |
| from fargahar : |
| AND....we should totally go see John Mayer together..... |
| from fargahar : |
| that song is so in my head and btw, I LOVE YOU!!!! I really do. In a platonic fag hag way of course. |
| from fargahar : |
| I know...I know. "He looks just like his brother John on an 18 month delay." And yeah....could he be asking for MORE gay lovin'?? I think so. |
| from daath : |
| My deepest and most sincere thanks in your appreciation for my photography and the cheeky journal. I wish you well. |
| from fargahar : |
| Hi Bonnie. I am Fargahar, you can call me Courtney. Any friend of Rodney's is a friend of mine.... |
| from fargahar : |
| He's back baby, yes he's back.... |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Just when I was rockin to the other layout, you changed again! :) Whatever floats your boat, darlin'! By the way? Thank you so much for your sweet comments the other day (about the "BBW" thing, and my "For the Ladies" entries). You're a doll, and I know you've got my back. And, now I know who to come to if I need the gay mafia sent out. LOL ;) |
| from fargahar : |
| Okay this layout is good too...whatevah. I love you in any form you chose to take. |
| from cactustree : |
| thanks for stopping by the always-rockin' definitely-eclectic casa de lesbo. i'll also check out the survey once my brain stops seizing from being at work. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| So did you find the html facts you wanted in the D-land FAQ? If not, I may possibly be able to help you out, since I've recently made html my bitch. LOL And? I love the GG of the new Millenium thing .. very "now" of you to say. :) Course, you know I love ya anyway, so I'm pretty sure I'd go along with any of your (or the other GG's) fabulous ('cause they are fabulous) ideas. ;) Plus, I agree with Courtney - I LOVE that I can just click a link for your notes instead of having to go through your profile .. you know I'm a lazy hooker, so this makes me happy. :) |
| from demi-orphan : |
| Fuck, I'm a goof! Everything I wanted to know how to do is referenced in d-land FAQ. Shit, to think I wasted all that precious typing time! |
| from demi-orphan : |
| A note to myself? No, a note to my readers. D-land has a page on HTML, eh? Silly faggot. Any fancy HTML tricks are still welcome, mind. |
| from shygrl21 : |
| Thanks for the note. Your survey was definetly one of the better ones! |
| from fargahar : |
| Do you know what I love more than anything? That I can hit the notes link on your diary to arrive at your notes. No more going to you profile and then to your notes to leave you some love. That is what I love the most. |
| from fargahar : |
| You know it is because my inner gay man is hopelessly and desperately in love with you.... |
| from captvfirefly : |
| LOVE the new digs, dahlink. :) Tres chic! |
| from fargahar : |
| I do love it. I would dry hump it but my laptop is already sorta busted from the WorldsFattestCat sitting on it. |
| from fargahar : |
| Ride 'em Cowboy. Cowboy take me away..... |
| from smokeshack : |
| sweetheart, {dev}ilicious is back and in some new digs. just spreading the word to my loves. |
| from fargahar : |
| Can't you figure out who it is...???? Really can't you????? (Psstt.....it was me....) |
| from fargahar : |
| I was gonna say the same thing as Lauren (SHOCKER!! I know...) But truly your friends and family know that you need to focus on living your life dealing with your disease and that when you have maintained a balance they will still be there for you. However, I do think that if you are having a difficult time dealing with everything perhaps you should try and put a little less on your plate and you might not feel so overwhelmed. That said I have something I need to do right now.... |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Aww honey - don't worry! Your friends, if they are truly your friends (which I believe they are) will understand. **HUGS** I love ya, and I'm glad you're back. No fence mending needed here. So you overextended yourself last term? You live and learn. You sound like you've really worked through a lot, and I think you'll come out on top (well, if being a top is your thing. LOL Sorry, couldn't help myself!). **MORE HUGS** Just wanted to let you know I was still here (since D-land ate my previous note..). |
| from labeled-girl : |
| thanks for taking the survey and for thinking it was awesome. |
| from fargahar : |
| Silly Canadian, John Mayer was just on the cover of the Rolling Stone a few months ago. |
| from fargahar : |
| I LOVE YOU MAN! NO....I LOVE YOU...MAN! NO! MAN....I LOVE YOU MAN! |
| from fargahar : |
| OOOHHH!!! I WANNA COME TO YOUR PARTY!!!!!! :( |
| from fargahar : |
| Ha! I love it...an Indie movie...I love Indie movies. I am so excited for you. And imagine that they want you to play a gay guy? Who would have guessed it? |
| from bil-lie : |
| I just wanted to say your journal is quite entertaining (also, excellent taste in movies/film) and you write the way I wish I could write. Sigh... anyway, good job! - Jody |
| from fargahar : |
| Doooddd....Hypercolor? I mean really....AND....why do fucking dolphins live in igloos? Doooood....you are cracking my shit up. |
| from fargahar : |
| Counting down the days until April 9th....... |
| from fargahar : |
| And I am on total pins and needles wondering how your shows are going...DAAAAYYYYAAAMMM Boy! |
| from fargahar : |
| Is school done kicking your ass...? Cause I miss your ass. Also when you are incommunicado for 9 DAYS!!!!??? I worry about you, ok? Anywho...I am hoping your abscense is do to some continuous sex fest rather than some boring finals. Hey a girl [read: gay man in a woman's body] can have her fanstasies....ok? |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Ok, damnit, screw school! hehe I hope you're doing OK. I miss ya. ((HUGS)) |
| from mojo1915 : |
| Hello, I took your survey. I just wanted to tell you that it was the best survey I have taken on diaryland yet. I have taken a whole bunch of surveys too. Have an awesome day! ~Jesse |
| from captvfirefly : |
| I just wanted to stop by and send some love your way. I've missed you! Sorry that school is kicking your lovely behind, but I'm sure you'll make it through OK! :) |
| from devian : |
| please disregard fargahar's homophobic retort (hahahaahah! jk!) of course i still love thee, rodney! thank you for the lyrics kudos. in my next song, i'm going to rhyme tears/years and fears so that i can have a hit song! <3 |
| from fargahar : |
| I fucking LOVE "A Mighty Wind". It is brilliant. I bought the soundtrack and have all the songs memorized. I love Christopher Guest. (although in "A Mighty Wind", Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy steal the show if you ask me.) |
| from fargahar : |
| Trust me Devian you are definitely GAY enough...I don't think that will ever be a problem for you.... <3 |
| from devian : |
| um..hello? why haven't you stopped by devian's golden smoke shack lately? hmmm? am i not gay enough for you? i swear, i'm REALLY, REALLY GAY! mmmmmhellllloooo? |
| from fargahar : |
| More like that is what happens when you go see Alanis live...woof! |
| from fargahar : |
| My sister says she gets dibs on John Mayer's penis first because she liked him when he was indie. |
| from devian : |
| now, i'm not a fan of john mayer, but i'm DEFINATELY a fan of what's in his pants! good god, i may start listening to him now just because of that huge cock! that's right--COCK! COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCK! |
| from fargahar : |
| Told you I was working on getting you laid...it has become my mission in life....besides peeing every half hour. |
| from fargahar : |
| I would so do dirty awful nasty sinful things to John Mayer. And you know he is stacked. You can tell. Plus he is tall....in my experience tall guys who are really good with their hands (like guitar players) are big men....and did you see my personal ad for you? I will get you laid eventually. :) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| I was about to send out a search and rescue team, but lookey! You updated! I wish I could haul in a bunch of fabulous men for you to choose from, but hell, I can't find any around here even. ;) The Universe will send you someone in it's own time (at least that's what I've been told).... either that, or Courtney will hook you up sooner. LOL Anyway, just wanted to say "hi", and I've missed ya! |
| from fargahar : |
| Yeah...Rodney!!1 Seriously dude we need to work out a plan to get you laid. |
| from fargahar : |
| Seriously my doctor thinks a lack of Rodney for 5 WHOLE DAYS is not good for my health. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Honey, where are ya? Is everything OK? I miss you! :) |
| from devian : |
| oh, girl--you made my day with that shout-out! and he does look like jesus. i just want to crucify him and lick off all the blood! YUMMEEEEE! |
| from fargahar : |
| You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. Please don't (ever) take my sunshine away. (again) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Sounds like the trip was a blast! As for me, I need a vacation too, but instead I settled for taking today off from work. Ooohh, and I *love* the new unit of measure you made up! Now that you're back (yay!), you can take the time to recover from all that partying like a rockstar. Oh, and I must see these incriminating pics... I'll have mine up sometime this weekend. |
| from fargahar : |
| Scary....I have a reoccuring Feddy Kreuger dream. |
| from devian : |
| it sounds like you had great fun. just wait until the day when we all can get together, eat dip, get stoned and discuss the universe. |
| from fargahar : |
| That made my day..I missed ya. I will be much happier when you return...FOR GOOD. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Yay! An update! I've been missing you and your updates, sweetie! :) Glad to hear that you're having a ball on vacay. I look forward to catching up with you on your return! |
| from fcprincesse : |
| hey thanks for the note and for adding me to you list too! I loved your answers to my survey too :) |
| from devian : |
| where oh where is my rodney? |
| from fargahar : |
| I am so missing my regular Rodney updates. I am expecting some good stories when you return...it is the only thing that keeps me going in these Rodney-less days. :) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Sending some love right back atcha, darlin' :) You have so much love to give, and I agree with devian - the Universe has a plan. It just takes time to pair up such a fabulous person with another fabulous person. But, I *know* it will happen for you. Mucho sentimental crap, your e-friend, Lauren :) |
| from candoor : |
| yes, and what candora said too :) |
| from devian : |
| <3 is a heart on it's side, so it means "love". when i said it, i meant i was pushing out love waves to you. you believe in the universe, so you must believe in energy. i was sending out positive energy to you. i don't think any parts of my nature are lost on dave....he knows me incredibly well. i know how you feel with the man meat...i'm always the agressor because no one talks to me, either! |
| from fargahar : |
| The more I read of your diary, the more I love you for the wonderful person you are. Now, I seem to always be wearing a t-shirt that says,"I am married but go ahead and hit on my and stick your whiskey dick in my face." Funny what these damn t-shirts convey to other people, huh? |
| from candora : |
| This is a test. (beep) This is a test of the Emergency Valentine's Day System. (EVS) This test is to see if leaving notes around DLand will make this a wonderful day in spite of not particularly being with anyone romantically at the moment. (ummm) May the results be that all this love in my heart found some productive use. (smile) And maybe a giggle or few :) |
| from devian : |
| Love the skin you inhabit. The person inside the skin. Love your nature. Love nature. Love and nurture them both. Love your friends. Love your family. Love whenever you have the chance. There's always someone in need of it."...you ROCK! well said...you have only been single because that is how the universe intended it, not because you aren't amazing...<3 <3 <3 <3 |
| from fargahar : |
| So I purchased you some mail order "brides" from the internet. I am purchasing them a house in whereever the hell it is that you live that is devoid of gay males. They weer instructed to worship your body like a french cathedral. |
| from devian : |
| hello love...don't hate me for seeing hedwig. just be happy hedwig inspired me so much to do my own production one day. you can see ME as hedwig and like it much more. hee hee. yeah, right--like i could EVER hold a candle to the bitches who made hedwig so fabulous. i saw it twice at the jane street theater in nyc (i even stayed the night there--YUCK!). i saw kevin cahoon the first time (who is on par with john cameron mitchell) and the second time, i saw matt mcgrath--who sucked very much. i did not like his hedwig at all. kevin is the BOMB~ i would rather see him than JCM any day. he's that good. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Damnit, I will miss your updates - but the good news is that you will be having fun. Like Courtney, I want a full report of the misbehavings (and there better BE some misbehaving, (does hair flippy move) Okay? Ok.) Valentines Day? Honey, I spent 7 years (1.5 of which were in marriage) with a guy who didn't believe in giving flowers. I never got dick (literally) from him for V-Day. So, I feel your pain, I really do. But don't mind my squee-worthy new man - the flowers will end some time, I'm sure. And you know I'll be posting all the pictures from the Bad Bar - just for you! ;) Have fun darlin! |
| from fargahar : |
| You know that you not updating does upset me terribly but I expect a full report back on any and all crazy times had. And GEEZ, just get laid already. I'm tired of hearing about it. |
| from fargahar : |
| I love your description of having a baby....perfecto. I am still not sure whether or not I want to spew a being from my loins. |
| from devian : |
| i laughed even harder the second time i read your interview with binky. it is TOO fucking funny! you two are geniuses. |
| from devian : |
| that was a beautiful entry. it makes me feel like one day, i may be able to have a good relationship with my father :) i guess it's never too late... |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Aww honey - I am totally in tears after reading your entry about your dad. Especially in light of my grandfathers death - where we weren't close up until close to the very end. You, my dear, are amazing. I'm glad you and your father were able to have that kind of relationship before he died. ((hugs)) |
| from fargahar : |
| Damn you...you made me cry. That was beautiful. (also so you're a Cancer too..I knew I liked you...*smile*) And I am glad that you were able to make peace with your dad. *GREAT BIG HUG* |
| from fargahar : |
| NO gawdammnit...you update whenever I want you to update you hear me? :) |
| from fargahar : |
| Were you going to post my answers in your diary too? Just curious....Where ya at...I miss ya! Also...I love the new profile picture. But I hardly think you are damaged. I love ya just the way you are....crazy with a side of insanity. That is how I like my people. :) |
| from devian : |
| purr...just wanted to say hi <3 very busy...must go. |
| from fargahar : |
| I broke down and scratched my previous answers to your survey because I decided I was thinking about them too much. Anyways, I amswered the interview questions and you are too funny...I love ya! |
| from devian : |
| you are so funny that you make me want to piss myself! then, you make me want to lap up my own piss like a kitten. meow! |
| from fargahar : |
| New layout=much better than blah black. AND I started to take your survey but because it is deeper than the traditional surveys I have the questions saved in a document and I am thinking about them and trying to write good meaningful answers. I have been working on it for like 2 weeks...so it is coming. And I am so excited that you, me and Devian can be three peas in a pod. I can be in the middle of a gay man sandwich. :P |
| from devian : |
| your so sweet (boy, i sound like a BROKEN record!) i fucking adore your profile pic: damaged! ha! i see so much of me in you...it's like you and Vitamin C are both my twins! we're triplets! |
| from devian : |
| oh, darling...i read your entry about the whole drunken caper. i think it was very sweet actually...you seem like a very caring person with a big heart and there is nothing wrong with expressing yourself. just keep telling it like it is! it's good for you to get that shit off your chest. i think your friend and old bf will understand you and not take it the wrong way. just keep being true to yourself <3 if my partner and i were to ever breakup, i know i will always love him dearly...i don't really think love ever ends...it just morphs...but i still love everyone i've ever loved in some way or another...deep in my heart, there are little tiny rooms of love that i keep to myself, hidden. the fact that you are revealing yours makes you so sweet :) |
| from devian : |
| hello dahling...i think your hair is wonderful the way it is, so it would be your own personal choice if you wanted to dye it or not. i like dying mine to cover the gray. yuck! the move went well...i'm very happy in my new place and we got so many fun things to decorate our balcony. it's so nice looking at the city lights and stars while sitting in the fresh air. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Honey, why are you beating yourself up? So you got a bit drunk (ok, a lot drunk) and professed your love for someone (even though they are already in a relationship). Telling someone how you feel about them is never wrong. It's not like you said, "Dump your man and get back together with me," all you said was, "If things should happen to not work out, maybe we could have another go." Also? You didn't go home with him. That would have complicated things, but ultimately all you did was tell him how you felt. You aren't the cause of his relationship strife, so don't worry so much. In answer to your "What's going to happen?" - who knows. But, it sounds to me like your friendship will remain intact. I don't think this drunken encounter was all that bad of a thing - I mean, at least now he knows how you feel (and you said it in such a way as to not disrespect his current relationship). Darlin', it's going to be ok. |
| from fargahar : |
| Dude you're killin' me...what happened?? |
| from fargahar : |
| I am game for the interviewing thing too, sounds wicked awesome. AND WTF happened?? I need more explaination than some hurried drunk entry with typos and misspellings....DAMMIT! |
| from captvfirefly : |
| LOVE the diaryring/interview idea! I'm game! (but we already knew that, didn't we?) ;) |
| from devian : |
| i have never seen LOTR or read any of the books...it was from my brain! <3 i think the diary ring is a good idea. i love getting interviewed and interviewing others! you're smart! |
| from devian : |
| (*swoon*) you are too precious. but one thing though--you can NEVER get too stoned. <3 |
| from fargahar : |
| I love ya!!!!! |
| from fargahar : |
| Thank you...I suppose you are forgiven. It was my little attempt at creating some e-drama. You see nothing is real if you put an "e" in front of it, for example, if I was e-pissed at you I wouldn't really be pissed..it would be a joke. Get it? So I was just creating some e-drama. :) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| You know I'm your girl, darlin'! :) And I may be an "older model," (thanks fargahar for pointing that out - ME-OW!) but there are some benefits to being aged like fine wine (or maybe I'm just a bottle of Boones Farm, who knows!). |
| from fargahar : |
| *runs away for Devian to hug her because Demi-Orphan doesn't love her anymore* |
| from fargahar : |
| Sure...trade me in for an older model (LAUREN!!). Whatever. Dev is so awesome. We just have way too much in common. And if he weren't with David, I would be trying to set y'all up. Cause it would be heaven for me to have my two favorite gay males together. So anyways...you want Lauren..you can have her. You are now in charge of kicking her ass into gear when she doesn't update her fitness journal and she pigs out on pizza instead of working out. |
| from fargahar : |
| A few things: 1) Happy Tuesday!!!! 2) Don't listen to my bro, Devian. He is too an original. 3) What the fuck is up with that ad? That was fucked up. |
| from devian : |
| you have such kind eyes...like i said in my profile (or ho-file), you're magically delicious. i steal all my good lines. i'm so unoriginal. but you're not, baby--you're the REAL thang! <3 |
| from coitusgrl : |
| Hey! Thanks for my birthday wishes :) And wow, from the looks of it, you had a pretty fun party the other day. Very funny pictures. I don't get invited to enough parties that look that much fun. :) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Ok, since your friends send you anything dirty or JT related, you've probably already seen this. BUT, just in case you haven't, you may get a kick out of this: http://www.obsessivetendencies.net/pmp/timbertrickrecs.html |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Holy shit, honey - you's a hottie! Go on girl! :) |
| from fargahar : |
| Oh my god..you are fucking hot!!!! Rock on with your hot self Mr. :) :) :) |
| from fargahar : |
| should be [email protected] that is my only address. :) |
| from fargahar : |
| So I have convinced Devian to visit your little peice of the www. Anyways...you did know that yesterday was Mr. Timberlake's birthday? Right? It was also my Grandpa's...that is how I know it is JT's because I always remember that. (It is also my friend Jamie's) |
| from devian : |
| i love anyone who thanks the universe as much as i do..."Perhaps it isn't a question of knowledge but of faith"--i loved that line. and you have great taste in friends, too. courtney (miss c, vitamin c, fargahar) is the bestest chick in all of the world. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| What is this video?!? Hey, you can't have Justin... well, OK, I'll make a deal - we can share him. Did I mention that the guy I am (about to kick to the curb) seeing kinda looks like Justin? HAHA Well, *I* think he does, and that's all that matters. Ok, so he's not AS hot as Justin, and he's kind of an asshole.... but the resemblence is there. Ok, maybe not. I need to get laid too... |
| from fargahar : |
| Geez...go get laid already... :P |
| from fargahar : |
| So this means I should get to see you too.... you need to get me a picture of your cute ass...I'll believe it when I see it. :P |
| from fargahar : |
| **blushes** **looks down at her feet** Aww shucks!!! Thank you!!! **Kisses** |
| from fargahar : |
| Hey baby! What's up? Haven't heard from ya...hope everything is going okay. **Big Hugs** I can sing Killing Me Softly ala Marcus for you.... |
| from captvfirefly : |
| I don't have any words of wisdom in regards to the bi-polar thing - I just wanted to stop by and give you a (((HUG))). |
| from fargahar : |
| Um, honey, you are bi-polar because of a chemical imbalance in your brain. And new layout is easy...just search Google for "Diaryland layouts" and you will find many sites that will cater to your needs. I find the ones that customize such as VainPeach to be very helpful. There is a link to Vainpeach on my page because they did some of my design. I tweaked it to my own tastes. |
| from fargahar : |
| Well you know it was a dream...gay guys don't shop at Sears...lesbians do. (I am totally kidding....of course...) |
| from fargahar : |
| If Rodney wants to party for 24 hours straight, Rodney has to pay the consquences. And I am only being condescending because I am totally jealous because I couldn't party. |
| from tearsoflove3 : |
| Hey just reading random diarys and came across yours... found it amuseing lol you sound cool, drop me a line |
| from fargahar : |
| OOOHHH!!! I am so jealous. I wanted to party this weekend. I did jack squat...as you can see from my diary entries. |
| from fargahar : |
| If there is a Rodney clone, then could one of you come visit me in Seattle...preferably the original. The clone can tay behind and get business taken care of. |
| from captvfirefly : |
| I hear you on getting a personal assistant. I've been quite vocal around here about wanting my own "bitches." Apparently I don't rank high enough for minions. Damnit. |
| from fargahar : |
| Nothing wrong with being Tucca. She is sort of my drag queen cat. She is over dramatic, will only eat out of her crystal dish ala fancy feast commercial, is sporting a 75 dollar collar (more $$ than all the other cats collars combined), also she rubs herself all over my legs in the am when I put on perfume...drag queen cat..I think so. |
| from inkdragon : |
| "In fact, I wanna get married in jeans... in Vegas, by Elvis, have two hookers for witnesses, with "The Wedding March" playing on a boombox. All class, all the time." That is, by far, the best answer ever! Thanks for taking my survey. |
| from fargahar : |
| So why are all the gay guys I know Tucca? Is it the beaded collar and references to being a princess and eating out of a cryatal dish? Also watch out...Lauren's reading now.... :) |
| from captvfirefly : |
| Honey, you are fabulous! I found your diary through fargahar, and I just wanted to let you know I cracked up when I read your diary. I've found myself an new fave! |
| from fargahar : |
| My dad got a psychic reading while at the hair stylists years ago (not by choice) but anyways the psychic told my dad he would win the lotto within 3 years....YEAH RIGHT! Not that I don't believe in it but I do not believe everyone who claims to have such powers. |
| from epeter2025 : |
| Mark Twain's older brother huh? Jesus. Some people need to get hit. That's all there is to it. |
| from fargahar : |
| And then there's Maude...and then there's Maude. I loved Maude...:) (of course!) |
| from purplebanana : |
| I find it very funny that you emptied your 'pladder'. Of course, this could be because it's 7:04 am and I'm still awake. Either way, good job. |
| from epeter2025 : |
| Hey thanks for the message. The co-worker I spoke of is both an ingnorant mess AND a dizzy bitch. I'm suprised she doesn't fall down more often. I'll be reading. |
| from fargahar : |
| I am a big believer in fate. If it was meant to be it was meant to be. But my dear...marriage is sacred. HA! I don't believe that crappola. Not that you should break up a realtionship. You are going to have to come to terms with the fact that if it is meant to be it will happen. The rest is up to fate. :) |
| from fargahar : |
| All better. :) |
| from fargahar : |
| I meant diary...not profile. I am so smart...S-M-R-T. |
| from fargahar : |
| What's going on with your profile, honey? It is repeating itself and the linkies are broken. Anyways..I hope you get out of your haze soon. :) *HUGS* |
| from fargahar : |
| We tried it. We failed. I got a wicker splinter in my ass. |
| from fargahar : |
| that quote always makes me laugh... :) |
| from fargahar : |
| I heart you muchly. :) *HUGS* Fiona: I mean, he's a special - very, very special boy and he's got a special soul, and I've wounded it. Will: Oh, please, just shut up. You're wounding my soul. |
| from candoor : |
| your name grabbed me, amused and touched deeply at the same time... |
| from candora : |
| that button refers to a Star Trek movie, though I'm not sure which... it actually came from the series, I think... it only amusing writing could keep you warm, you'd have no problem with Nanuck :) |
| from fargahar : |
| I heart Clarity by John Mayer so much and I love the band music. Whenever it starts I have to start dancin' I can't help myself. That is why I chose it for the credits. So you can dance up the aisle as you leave. :) |
| from fargahar : |
| I did not get to talk to Amy personally but Lorian (my friend) said she would give my email to Amy because we both have Lyme disease. So I might at some point recieve email from Amy Tan. :) Totally cool. :) |
| from fargahar : |
| OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! Guess what? The lady I cat sit for is a semi famous author..and she just called me right after she got off the phone with AMY TAN! Amy and I apparently share the same disease and Lorian (my author friend) wanted to know what I thought about her and Amy were talking about. This is so cool! :) |
| from epeter2025 : |
| Thanks for the comment on the diary. Coporate America is quite something, isn't it. Let alone working for the Federal government. Hope your term at school is goin ok. Looking forward to updates. |
| from fargahar : |
| Well even if it is cold it is no excuse to not look stylish. I mean why sacrifice fashion? Frostbite...pussies! |
| from purplebanana : |
| Oh God. There is no way I can win your contest, because that button sparks nothing within me. No memory, no hope of a memory, no really good lie to tell. |
| from fargahar : |
| Wrath of Khan??? (Star Trek of course...) |
| from epeter2025 : |
| I read earlier and noticed the Canadian thing, but thought that it was a move from England to Canada. Of course, I also could have mixed up British Columbia. I dunno, in any event Akimbo is like saying all over the place. I said british homos akimbo because i have three on my buddy list. Cheers! |
| from fargahar : |
| As long as you never address it as "taking a dump" I will allow you to discuss your bodily functions. :) |
| from fargahar : |
| Well I am sure there are certainly enough priests out there wanting an "alter boy". Maybe it is the stigma of priests being a forbidden fruit that appeals to the inner bad boy in you or something. BTW, like the "anus twitch" reference. Certainly better than my "creamin' my panties" reference. :) |
| from purplebanana : |
| 1. I write my misfit moods in my planner, too. 2. Being given an offical 'crazy' diagnosis can sometimes help. At least, MAYBE it helped me. 3. I will take over the world with you any day you want. Where shall we start? A small island, or perhaps a third world country with no real leader? Or, perhaps.....Spain? |
| from fargahar : |
| Now I know I am nowhere near as good as a boyfriend, I would watch movies with you rather than sitting here watching Trading Spaces for the 5th Staurday night in a row. :) |
| from leonmcphelps : |
| Why thank you. I appreciate you adding me as a favorite, and for thinking I am cute. |
| from fargahar : |
| Thanks for taking my survey. Love your diary! I added you as a fave. :) |
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