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from bratnatch :
I just read the latest entry. My bad.
from bratnatch :
This is me requesting a review. From Amanda. The link is under "etcetera" and then "critique." Ach, the other phrases make me squirm.
from megmarch :
Requesting a review, etc. Journal is over 5 years old, so the layout is mine, the content is rather varied (please don't judge by the first year or so, I admit I was kind of a twit), and I'm feeling premenstrual today, so I figured the only fix for it is to ask someone to come ass-rape my diary. Oh, and: Ich bin ein berlinner.
from red-sweet :
Need reviewer? I can review.
from girlapaloo :
howdy. would you like to review my diary? i am going to change it, or relocate altogether, but i'd like to see what diary nazi has to say first. god....maybe not. i'm afraid. also, i'd love to be a reviewer if you guys still need one. thanks! http://girlapaloo.diary-x.com
from sheshines :
i closed my diary. done, finished. so you can take it off the list of pending if you'd like.. or if you ever get around to reviewing again. thanks!
from rostlina :
Oh no. This sucks. I am never going to get reviewed. EVER.
from yo-bitch :
But I totally misspelled Deutsch. Ach!
from yo-bitch :
Ach! I hear tell you're accepting reviewers. I think you'll find I'm quite capable of spreading the hate. Und spreche ich Deutsche, aber nicht so gut.
from for-you-only :
MEIN FÜEHRER! lol. Any reviewer. Who ever likes to read the most. lol. Link is up on the review-links page. ~Pink
from overlyemo :
Oh, yeah. Danke, MEIN FÜEHRE!
from overlyemo :
I don't know why I am doing this, but I'd like to request a review. Something about your brutal honesty drew me in, I suppose. I haven't done this in over a year and I "deleted" most of my archives, so basically I have entries from the summer of 2004 on, with a huge chunk (a year and a half) missing. I'd also like to explain that this handle was and still is a joke. People seem to take it too seriously. Anyway, yeah. I'd like a review, if that's possible. (My username/password: open/sesame ...I'm a creative one, I know.)
from trinscolex :
Oh, I reviewed theweirdling from a diary-x review site. Read about her old entries. They're suicidal cutting ones. Like "OMG MY WRIST WOULDN'T STOP BLEEDING OMG. IT WAS NICE, OMG. BUT I PASSED OUT BEFORE I COULD DO THE OTHER ONE OMGWTFLOLZ" http://insanity-reviews.diary-x.com
from worthlessl :
Rewiew me TofU!!
from theweirdling :
Thanks for the review. THIS is why I hate Diary-Nazi SOOO much less than the other review sites. Oh, and good luck with the whole Prom Queen deal. Ha...no sarcasm intended.
from theweirdling :
I'm on the pending list. Because you didn't know that*cough*...Anyway, please tell me that you're not going to read my really, really old entries. Pleasus fucking christ NOOO.
from nyriad :
i love you, amanda. amanda-the-reviewer, i mean. hahaha.
from insadistical :
Actually, don't. The layout fucked up. ><
from insadistical :
HEIL HITLER! Uh... I would appreciate it if you took the time to look at my diary. Thanks, Sadie
from gaffor :
It would be much appreciated if you reviewed my diary. You're linked on the left hand side of my site in the navigation bit. Cheers.
from dragonbait6 :
Hey, I'd like to be a reviewer, if you're still accepting. I don't keep a dland, if that matters, my diary is at http://dragonbait.diary-x.com/ I could also be the resident grammar nazi, because one of those might be needed.
from suta :
Hiya! Thank you very much for your review, Sarah. I don't know what's your own diary, so I put it in here. I made you confused? I am sorry and I am just a dark person...that's why I write like this probably *smirks* Have a nice day! Suta Mutou.
from fight-club16 :
I have decided Mien Kampf is a German enough phrase to satisfy even the most nazi Nazi. I would appreciate a review, but I have no preference as to who does it. I think that is all, so Thank you! -V.
from kyle-j :
HEIL HITLER! Review me. Link is at http://kyle-j.diaryland.com/reviews.html
from bluerelic :
Looks like you are still behind in reviews, I am still interested if you are, because you are allowed to have more than 3 reviewers.
from sheshines :
Sorry that wasn't very clear.. [username > diary || password > nazi] Or maybe it was clear.. anyways, sorry!
from sheshines :
MEIN FÜEHRER! Haha, it would be funnier if I knew what it meant. Anyways, I would like a review from Amanda. Your link is under reviews.html ♥ Also, my diary is locked, so: username --> diary password --> nazi [Thanks!]
from fakebob :
Would be neat for a review. "MEIN FÜEHRER!" I want tofu or whatever the fuck that guy's name is and the link is at http://fakebob.diaryland.com/reviews.html, or just look at my main page and there's a reviews link.
from nutty-kiddo :
Hi, I'm binning the majority of my old entires for the new year so it might not be very appropriate nor perhaps possible to do a review on my diary. So I'm thinking it'll probably be best if I was taken off the pending list. Thanks, and hope you have a great New Year.
from understood :
Hi. I feel I would dominate as a nazi reviewer. I specialize in (but am not limited to) pointing out contradictions in peoples' personalities, ripping on them, telling them how horrible at life they are, and of course, exploiting their stupidity. I feel I would be a great reviewer because I am an equal opportunity pisser-offer, as well as an experienced critic. Leave me a note, sign my gbook, or IM me.
from yadakat :
Hi, Im leaving diaryland for personal reasons and I was wondering if you wouldnt mind erasing my review. Thank you if you can and thanks anyway if you cant.
from diary-nazi :
Back the fuck off. There's such a thing as a re-review, you know. She didn't like your diary, so just deal with it. If it really pisses you off that much then just come back later and request from someone else. Even if you don't decide to take that route, bitching will get you nowhere. -Amanda
from my-evolution :
Wow, thanks so much for that amazingly thorough review, my dear. Had you bothered to actually read my entries, you would have found the explanation of why I decided to enroll in the county college quite easily (the 11-13 entry). I was expecting a thorough review, with interesting comments and am severely disappointed. The fact that you focused on a silly little offhand comment about my brother shows that you just skimmed a few entries and harped on a joke. And please don’t pity me, I’ve seen your diary and whining about your little friends is considerably more boring than anything I have ever written and exactly the same type of trite tedium that every other child who infests Diaryland with their oh so deep thoughts spews. Dare to be different! But thanks anyway, I did laugh while reading it.
from velvet-box :
MEIN FÜEHRER! I'd like to request a review from Amanda. The link is on the reviews page under extras. Thanks a bunches!
from retailharlot :
ACH! I'd like a review from Amanda. Your link is up under "GRACIAS" with all the rest of the reviewers.
from nutty-kiddo :
Mein führer (aimed to whichever of you who feels directly obliged to be the recieving end - then again, you all could be, but hell knows I can't turn that into plural). I'd like a review. Link is under extras.
from gloryfades13 :
You get seven points because "he's clogging my arteries with silence" made me laugh pretty goddamn hard. good to know something i said jokingly was found funny... ;) hahaha. i love your reviews.
from macrocarpa :
ACH! A review would be splendid. Link is on the "extras" page.
from theweirdling :
review me pretty fucking please.
from yadakat :
MEIN FÜEHRER! Can I have a review please? Thanks!
from choshabujin :
Heh, good shit. Thanks for the review. I'm taking the observation about the usage of orange in tandem with the other colors in the layout into consideration, since I have a hard time disagreeing.
from suta :
Hey. God, I am half german, in your eyes half nazi. Do I really have to ramble something in German? "Oh Führer" or "Du Schwein" or "Du hast mich gefragt aber ich hab nichts gesagt" Hehehehe... You link is under etcetera at the link-page. Oh and about your last review>>>>>Good charlotte & Avril Lavigne??? JESUS SAVE MEEEEEE... I don't like that fake-freak-bullshit either!!!! God, I think I like you. So and now...> Would you like to review my page? Sayonara!!!! (or Aufwiedersehen!)
from gloryfades13 :
click bio. scroll down. link = there.
from rostlina :
MEIN FÜEHRER! Can I get a review please? My classmate and I are having a contest, and I woudl like to win. Thank you
from arjay :
HEIL HITLER! Can i get a review? MEIN FÜEHRER.
from diary-nazi :
Apology accepted. Happens all the time. -Jesse
from lostmotion :
Sorry Jesse, you did tell me when my review was up. I just didn't look at my guestbook. Yeah, I'm a dumbass, you already stated my obvious stupidity.
from diary-nazi :
A note for lostmotion: Funny how a person who claims that they appreciate their review always has something to repeatedly bitch about. I do not have the time, nor do I want to, to waste on a fucking sour diarylander who got a shitty review. Fuck the blacklist, all right? Give a fuck. And fuck your dad, too. Obviously you lack a sense of humor that diary-nazi bathes in. Tough fucking titty. If you have anything further to say, you can swallow it because the next time I see a note from you it's being fucking deleted. Have a good day. -Jesse
from lostmotion :
What the hell are you talking about? I wasn't being sarcastic when I said all that, seriously. I requested a review from you guys thinking you would tear me to pieces, and you did. Damnit, don't read things the wrong way and think someone is always being a jackass after a review okay? I wasn't trying to be a bitch. I mean, reviewers are here to make people better right? I just wanted to say thanks for being honest to me and shit, and you took it the wrong way when I said thanks, thinking I was saying, "Thanks for the worst review of my life bitch, but you don't matter." (Which I wasn't trying to say.) If I were, I would straight out say it. Yes I realize I probably sounded like a sarcastic bitch in the previous note, but I wasn't being one. Anyway, changing the subject, I just wanted to say Jesse, I thought it was out of line that you even made a reference like that towards my dad. I found it disrespectful for some reason, even if you were kidding. I hate it when people make any type of ill comments towards my dad. And also, I've never had sex in my life. I think I'm too young to being that, even if I am 17. The way I see it is that I'm still in high school, and I have the rest of my life to have sex, so why bother with it now? Blacklist me if you will, I don't care. I stand by what I say, and I don’t think it's wrong that I'm standing up for my dad. And I also don’t think it's wrong that I was trying to say thanks.
from diary-nazi :
'Cause Tofu was in the middle of a move for a while and I think he's still getting properly rearranged in his new home, Jesse's computer died for a while I think, and I was taking a break. Expect more updates soon, and if you don't get them, then the truth is we're all just lazy bastards. -Amanda
from salambander :
welcome back amanda... there are 3 of u, so why such a long time between updates?
from diary-nazi :
Yes. Because the best way to prove to us that your diary doesn't suck monkey cock is to say that everyone else likes it. As we all know, the majority is NEVER wrong and NEVER makes mistakes. Fucking get over yourself. -Amanda
from lostmotion :
Oh wow thanks! Someone finally changed their opinion of thinking my diary is ACTUALLY good. I can finally prove it to them. And the entry everyone else liked, you hated. KUDOS TO YOU JESSE! 1. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHEN MY REVIEW WAS POSTED? That would've been a nice favor for me waiting so long. 2. I DID make that layout MY FUCKING SELF thank you very much! 3. How would I go about to improving my grammer? Using bigger vocabulary? 4. Did I daylog a lot? I don't think I do that too much. 5. I'm sorry I couldn't die in the war or something. Even if I were in the war, would I live because I was too stupid to know HOW to die, or would I die beacuse I am to stupid to know how to live? Oh, there's an inquiring thought! (p.s. Seriously, thanks for the review! It was fun reading what you had to say, and my style of writing just isn't for you. Too bad, I rather like the annoying/whining emo shit.)
from starrgirl92 :
Oh crap! Sorry I'll make a link! Like er....after the entry below next and such...but my links are in black. Don't worry I'll make it show up somehow! Thank you...again. ((Sorry for the slowness))
from starrgirl92 :
MEIN FÜEHRER! Review by Tofu please? Thank you...woot!
from salambander :
ok dammit I can't take it anymore. I have requested in the guestbook. Rip me to pieces and feed me to your friend's jack russel for all I care, go on, do it.
from salambander :
PS my diary is public, and I'd hate you bitches to add anything to it. Really. I'd probably swallow 100 kinds of drug, OD and die if you added an entry. Oh go on, you know you want to.
from salambander :
I have linked your page anyway though, because I like y'all so dang much. Its under personas non gratas, and it is listed as one of my favourites. You may think I'm sucking up so that when I eventually do ask for a review, you'll be nice, however I know that there is fuck all chance of that happening, and I'd rather you were a cold heartless evil...(what other word is there for it?) Nazi and make me want to curl up in a ball with my teddy bears and cry. And then I'll call barbiewoman and whine to her... Or not. I'm not that desperate. So be the cruel bastards that you are, and ignore my grovelling. Love you lots like jelly tots 0x0 (Does that irritate you? Good).
from salambander :
I don't want a review. Yet. I don't have enough entries. Hence no german (although I can insult you if you like). What I do want is to take that damn dancing banana, slice it into little dead dancing banana pieces, sprinkle it over some kind of cereal that is NOT made by Kellogs, drown it in milk and call it muesli. And then I want to thank you for being the kind, loving, generous semi-nazi that you are. God Bless. (",)
from madamepierce :
i'd like a review. Ach, die fledermaus. Affe lieben!! Link ist der under "patties" on the main page.
from aboutagirl- :
"MEIN FÜEHRER!" Tear my diary apart, please! LOL Link is under Extras >> Reviews - thanks in advance.
from lostgem :
MEIN FÜEHRER! Saw your site and wanted a review...Oh, and the link is on my links page...thanks.
from punk-loser :
amanda, you truly are the personification of everything highly evil in this world. damn you and your fucking banana!!! lolomgwtf!!!???!!!111one2@! and FYI, those aren't frame borders. it's part of the .jpg, i made those, and they took a lot of irritating work to irritate you that bad :D. i'm happy my hard work paid off.. and yes FFI sucks (mostly for it being so fucking primitive,) but 8 pwnz j00 n00bz!!!. sorry, i love FFVIII, it's 7 that licks balls.
from theshrike :
You will come back, right? RIGHT? Don't leave me here all alone!
from sweet-cynic :
such a shame, amanda. i come everyday to see if you have a new review up. good luck with school.
from choshabujin :
Um, sorry, I forgot. The link is under the "Reviews" heading on the right column. Pretty self-explanatory.
from choshabujin :
ACH, MEIN FÜEHRER! Please review me! There aren't enough competently ruthless reviewers left. ACH, DO IT!
from sickriotgirl :
Just wondering if you could reveiew my diary. I think its hilarious when people make fun of me and its actually true so go haywire. Your link is under extras. I'd like Amanda to do it. Thanks.
from theself :
I think this is when I say thanks for the review. It was amusing to read, at least.
from gloryfades13 :
MEIN FÜEHRER! Your reviews make me laugh, I'd love to have that anger directed at me. You're linked on the bio page. Have fun.
from azelya :
MEIN FÜEHRER! I linked you at the bottom of my page. Review me please!
from shi-ou-sama :
^_^ thankies for the review, I don't think I've ever had anyone confused about my gender before. Just a little girl here.
from realypopular :
MEIN FÜEHRER! HEY GUYS REVIEW ME!!!! I WANT AMANDA TOO!!
from monkey-king :
Hey just got your first note, as well as the review. I'm on vacation again, hence why there's been no new updates. They will start again on or around September 11, as that has the history for disaster in the U.S. Thanks for the fucking awesome review. Kid tested (as in tested on), and Nazi approved! Fucking-A! Oh, and as for the error thing - I have no idea what the hell is going on with that. It happens at my home for me too, but it doesn't happen at my work. I'll work on it. And I can't believe you read every single one of them. Thanks again!
from puppetgirl :
Thanks for the review.
from the-story-of :
hey can I have a review. MEIN FÜEHRER! link is under review page under extras.
from anibananie :
Thanks for the review! I only just woke up, so I'm not ready to kill anyone yet... lucky day. It made me laugh - and most of the stuff you said about my friends was true. But I've had problems with them I didn't put in my diary... my fault, yup yup. And guess what! I am British! And proud to drink tea. God, I could really use a cuppa right now.
from shi-ou-sama :
The required ACH DU LIEBUR! and link, http://shi-ou-sama.diaryland.com/linkies.html, and a please and thank you for review
from puppetgirl :
Guten tag, MEIN FÜEHRER! May I please be reviewed? (You're linked on the main page under "Links.") Thank you.
from anibananie :
I am probably going to get ripped a-bloody-part for this... can I be a reviewer here? This site is so bloody cool, I just want to be a part of it. *whines pathetically* Hmm... maybe that tack won't work... HEY DOUCHBAGS MAKE ME A FUCKING REVIEWER OR I WILL CRAWL TO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND STEAL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS IN YOUR SLEEP!
from anibananie :
Woah, you people crack me up! This could go on for hours! Really, I was in the middle of my English coursework and you have just brightened up my day. Thanks!
from diary-nazi :
You're hired! -Amanda
from softplaces :
as one of the bigger clutterers, sorry, tofu. ;) but, you know, i have a big black cock now, so maybe you should reconsider... i'm so good at smacking, i could be the official dumbass smacker!
from arabella87 :
haha. thankyou :-)
from punk-loser :
why is this places notes section so fucking hostile? i swear, if anyone else feels the need to bitch and piss and moan about how much their review sucks cos their diary sucks, can you please e-mail your reviewer? if we like your annoying babbling about how we "didn't get you" enough we'll post your comments under your review for all the world to see what a motherfucking asshat you are. stop cluttering up the notes section. and barbie, hurray for you, you have a job like every normal fucking adult should. i have a job too where i can sit on my lazy untoned ass and type in a fucking online diary. hurray for us and our sloth. guess what, i probably get paid less to do this, now don't you feel that much more superior? fuck, i think if anyone needs to change the station in their life it should be the ones that go online to tell others to get a life and go out and get laid or some bullshit. take your own fucking advice asshole! any complaints, questions, comments and praises for tofu, direct them to circle_no5@yahoo.com. have a splended day, and FUCKING REQUEST!
from barbiewoman :
And softplaces- I never knew you had a friend named Amanda- "like ohmigod meee tooo"! You are such a bitch- I'd leave it on your notes section but it's magically turned off- So I hope you read this- GET A LIFE!
from barbiewoman :
I should not even please you by writing back but- I work (something you probably don't do, most of you people go to school) but that's ok- at least you're in school and not out roaming the streets. And when I have finished all my work I go online and have nothing better to do... so call it what you want but I guess I get paid for "stalking" you. He He!
from softplaces :
Too bad. Glancing at her diary, I can see it would be a LOT of fun for ya'll to review her. Hey, Amanda, let's go call our beefy boyfriends (who are working out at the gym), have them pick us up in their SUPER COOL sports cars, and go do shots at the bar until we're puking and our skirts are over our heads! ...And then we'll be cool. Yes.
from barbiewoman :
No thank you- I do not want a review from your lame ass review site- Don't you people have better things to do with your lives- Like go out on dates and go dancing or something. Geeze- Anyways- I have heard HORRIBLE things about ya'll so happy reviewing!
from softplaces :
OMG. Like, you SO have to make a poetry diary!!!1!!1111!! TAHT WOULD BE SOOOO KEWL!ONE!!
from evilreviews- :
These notes amuse the fucking hell out of me. And, apathyascend or whoever the hell you are [xanga fuck], thanks for the entertainment. Chuckle. Twenty one? Guffaw, guffaw. You need therapy. Lots of it.
from punk-loser :
actually this perverbial "diary-nazi cock" would be mine, thank you very much. another thing, i happen to be 22 as well rev, congrats, we're both out of useful birthdays till 55 and we can eat with a senior discount at denny's. apathy, stop bitching about your score. in the words of my favorite dual personality fictional character tyler durden "you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake." ditch your fucking ego for a second. your diary sucks ass, maybe you should lock it and never let anyone see your boring and overhashed outlook on the world. either that, don't ask for someone's opinion on it. fuck, why are you people so pissy and moany?! -Tofu
from softplaces :
Oh no. Now everyone shall know about my soft skull, and "gnappy" ass hair. What shall I do. Man, you were one of those people that knew, like, FIFTY "your momma" jokes and just HAD to let them out all at once, aren't you? And seeing as how, to my knowledge, IT IS STILL IMPOSSIBLE FOR A GIRL TO BEAR ANOTHER GIRL'S CHILD -- that wouldn't count as "mackin'". Thanks for playing -- BACK OF THE LINE.
from offence :
Did I miss something in English class? What the fuck is 'reoccuring' and 'aweful'? Haha! Some people simply can't take the heat! But hey, good entertainment. Cheers.
from apathyascend :
I don't feel a NEED to bring your personal life into this, I just find it more amusing in doing so. I don't see how you find any of this as being a big deal. You must have an aweful stagnant life to find any of this to be a big deal. Suck a dick? Gushing originality. But now you're just boring the hell out of me. SOFTPLACES --- Maybe your name is referring to the back of your skull, you know, like an newborn whose head hasn't fully developed. If you say that you're my age or near my age, why in the hell are you even jokingly mackin' it to a 15 year old? You sick motherfuck. You seem like the type to flick the bean to a picture of Rosie O'donnell lactating into a mug. Here's an idea -- why don't you take the metaphorical diary-nazi cock out of your mouth and ponder the poor decisions you've made in your life, like the decision to not stand in the middle of the freeway around 9pm while wearing all black? Or perhaps you could take your family lineage and trace their poor decisions, like your mother's most notable one; the one where she decided against choosing the hanger method during her pregancy with you. The list goes on and on. And please, ripping me a new one? The only thing that you and "ripping" have in common is the time the 3 surly black men tried to triple penetrate your gnappy-haired ass in the back of a Ford Aerostar, due to your own propositioning. But, whatever floats your boat. Feel free to drop dead whenever. kthnx
from softplaces :
Now that I'm done (vainly) attempting to be a model citizen, I'll say this: Hey. Cuntfaces. If you're going to TRY to be sarcastic, witty bitches that have intelligent comebacks to everything, DON'T do it in fucking notes. It doesn't make you cool. You asked for an opinion, you got one. Now you're only showing yourself for the immature, bored idiots you are -- and, hey, if you'd ever like to hear how retarded you are from someone your own goddamn age, I'll be happy to rip you a new one. I fucking hate judgemental, ignorant people like you. Now, run out to a bar, wave around your I.D., and try to feel important, twat.
from softplaces :
Hey, I had this brilliant idea. It's called leading by example. I'm going to give it a try right now: TOFU! You rule. I like harsh! Hopefully now that I'm no longer writing entries out of my cubicle (in other words, not out of pure boredom) and can pay a little more attention, the entries will improve. I need to kill my quote habit. I've actually made a stupid lj just to put quotes in, and get them out of my system. Anyway (See! I'm trying! Thanks for that, too -- I NEED someone to point out my stupid sayings, it fucking irks me that I do things like that, but unless someone smacks me I'll never learn), thank you for the excellent review, HAHA for the Soundgarden reference (my boyfriend will love that), and I'll be your Druidess any day. In a nonsexual, not-cheating sorta way. After I have Amanda's baby. I HEART DIARY-NAZI.
from diary-nazi :
I wasn't "offended" by you calling things gay, I just dislike it when people do it because I think it displays their lack of intelligence and originality. Surely you can find a better way to insult things than by calling them gay. Or, well, perhaps YOU can't. And why the fuck do you feel the need to bring my personal life into this? Lots of males have been attracted to me, and I've been attracted to some of them. Same goes with girls. Hence, BIsexual, thanks for paying attention again. If you knew what to expect, you wouldn't be making such a big deal about all of this. You know what? I'm done with this. As the great and wise Tofu would say, "Go eat a dick." -Amanda
from apathyascend :
Incorrect. I told my friend (agent-rev) to request as well, because we knew and expected you to rip things apart, you silly bastard. And if you paid any attention, I make an issue out of everything. And as far as expecting a good score because of being older, I didn't find out your age until afterwards, and when I did, I found everything to be that much more humorous. And by the way, just because no males like you doesn't mean you should give up on them altogether and move onto chicks, because most likely, they won't like you either. And another thing, about getting offended at me calling things 'gay,' get a fucking grip. I have multiple gay friends and they don't get the least bit offended. In fact, they say it as well. The only people who get offended by it are the ones who think they're SUPPOSED to get offended by it. Get off the leash.
from slutreviews :
thanks for the explanation
from diary-nazi :
ScreamNow did get a shitty score, but I told her I liked her diary, which you would have noticed if you had actually read the fucking review. I regard Yelen of offense.dland as more intelligent than me and, for those of us paying any attention, she's gotten the highest score on this site. Christ. Nice to know I'm surrounded by a bunch of mature, functioning human beings. If I had given you a nice score and kissed your ass, all of this wouldn't have been an issue. You expected a good score because you're older than me and you were wrong. Just fucking drop it. You can go back to whining about your mother, and I can go back to being a typical teenager. -Amanda
from apathyascend :
Uh oh, everyone read that? A zero, huh? I can't believe it bothered you that much that you wrote about it in your other little bullshit journal... actually, yes I can believe it. The reoccuring theme here is that anyone who you see as being more intelligent than yourself makes you feel threatened and you give them extra shitty reviews. For instance, ScreamNow -- she got a shitty score and it's quite clear that she has much better content than you, despite her grammar. She's less typical than you are, and I cannot stand typical. You're the epitome of teen-angst and you have the same bullshit to say as the rest of us; perhaps a little less. I asked for a review, and purposely requested you because I knew what to expect and thought it to be humorous. The, "Look, I can be a giant cunt" got old with Judge Judy. The best part about it is, you make it so much more fun to be a complete asshole to; you're like a glowing target. You could 'kill with kindness', you could be mean, you could not respond at all, but in the end it doesn't deter the fact that you're a scabby cockhole. P.S. - It's a fucking guinea pig. Anyone who owns a guinea pig has extra chromesomes. They're right up there with the pet rock. Kill yourself kthnx.
from agent-rev :
Well i'm 22, so im better than all you mutha fuckas! Whats funny here is.... is... she said im 15, and i know more. There is a reason why your not emancipated until your 18, and that reason is your a fucking retard before that age, and probably a little bit after for some people too. I want to read her diary when she gets her liscence, then she'll probably think she acheived dictatorship of the world. Some people are book smart, but common sense dead.
from diary-nazi :
wow, some people just can't take a critique they ask for. can't you fuckers realize that the title of the site alone dictates that this is going to be brutal and unmerciful as gassing 6 million jews and burning their corpses? then using their body hair to make uniforms for your soldiers. yeah, pretty fucking visceral huh? by the way, do people really think i'm a chick? last time i checked i have an adams apple and a set of man bits.-tofu.
from diary-nazi :
Interesting. If I am just a "pretentious 15 year old who gets homosexuality confused with bisexuality", then I wonder what that makes you for requesting my opinion of your xanga? You're twenty one. You're supposed to be mature about this. Congratulations you fucking douchebag, your score has just been lowered to zero. Have a nice day.
from apathyascend :
Wow, I just read your other personal diary, the Amazinfuckup one. I'm sorry about your guinea pig. The toxicology reports came back on ol' Chip, they ruled out any overdose or foul play, but rather, a suicide. We were curious as to why, but as the forensic pathologist furthered his cutting, a note, in a tiny, ziplock bag was found in the large instestine. It said the following: "This world has grown cold and lonesome. No longer can I stand living amongst these dolts. Especially the confused 15 year old who thinks thinks she's bisexual, but repeatedly confuses homosexuality with bisexuality. The pretense has killed me more so than the glass I chewed to end it all. Words of wisdom: Stop the pretentious bullshit. -Chip"
from slutreviews :
Saying "heil hitler" IS pro-nazi and therfore anti-jew. Your argument contradicts what you say. If you're using the imagery and statements then you are condoning everything it stands for. Understand the meaning before you use it as a theme.
from slutreviews :
Just out of curiosity, how can you sit there and say you love Jews or whatever in your about page and then have this shit: "MEIN FÜEHRER!" or "HEIL HITLER!" or even just "ACH!" as proof of reading the reviews? That's some fucked up shit right there.
from mcalways :
Can i 'pretty please with sugar and shit on top have a review??'MEIN FÜEHRER!..the link is in extras..under review/sites
from diary-nazi :
If fish had tits, I would go out and buy a fish. I can spell. I just do it in a unique way, so as to show that I am an individual =D. ~*~*~LOL~*~*~!! See? There's that individuality of mine coming out again. And Sarah, we can make said baby any time you're ready ;).
from arletterocks :
Well, a spelling lecture from someone who can't spell is about as useful as tits on a fish. Or on ... uh ... something that doesn't need tits. Though I'm sure there are those who would probably want tits on just about everything. ANYWAY. Spelling is cool. Yeah.
from softplaces :
Awww... actually, Amanda, I think the review of screamnow was kinda sweet. When are we gonna have crazysextime so I can have baby Jebus? :}
from diary-nazi :
I can spell reffer however the hell I want. The difference between me telling screamnow how to spell memorize and you telling me how to spell reffer is that she asked for and therefore gives a shit about my opinion. So I guess what I'm trying to say is... go fuck yourself =D. If she has any issues with the review, she can bring them up herself. She's a big girl now; using the grown-up potty and everything. -Amanda
from arletterocks :
Howdy. Just a note on the review of screamnow: "reffered" should be spelled "referred," and "reffer" as "refer." If it weren't for Amanda being so snarky about the spelling of "memorize" in the same review, I'd maybe have kept my big mouth shut. Uh ... actually ... no, I wouldn't.
from my-evolution :
MEIN FÜEHRER! I'd like a review from Tofu. The link is on my reviews page. Thanks.
from monkey-king :
MEIN FÜHRER! I can walk! As should either reviewer to my site, where animals will be bred and slaughtered! Oh, shit. I just checked Amanda’s site. Um. Sorry? I guess I’ll request Tofu then. monkey-king.diaryland.com
from screamnow :
Hey just wnated to say thanks for the review! haha, I will take your suggestions into mind next time I add an entry. Thanks for being honest =D
from thedrink :
Thanks for the review, Amanda. You are right though, I don't really do angry entries about reviews I'm not angry about, so don't expect anything heart wrenching. I mainly sign up for reviews because deep down I know people will come to my diary knowing how much it sucked just to point and laugh in my direction - or add me to their favourites. Thanks again!
from screamnow :
hey, just requsting a review. MEIN FÜEHRER! or HEIL HILTER! hha, your link is under all about me + extras then reviews. thanks - i don't care who reviews me!
from thedrink :
A review would be greatly appreciated. Whichever reviewer is up to the challenge of constant verbal lashing. Thanks in advance, MEIN FÜEHRER. Your link is under "Reviews".
from sugarmesweet :
Thanks for the review. I think it's kind of strange that you wrote omg and lol in my review when I don't use those terms at all... very strange indeed. Ah oh well. I'll suck it up. I'll get over it. Do you REALLY want me to kill myself? Hm. Tough question. Well anyway, I kind of wanted Tofu to review me since you hated my old diary, but I didn't get the pleasure of doing so. Damn. Oh well, Amanda. Let me go watch Spongebob, since I'm 14 and supposedly I watch it alll the time. You're cool. So is earwax.
from softplaces :
Crap! I forgot -- I have some of my older entries marked as private. So, just in case you want to read them, just put in username 'softplaces' and password 'secret'.
from softplaces :
MEIN FÜEHRER, spank me! I'm biting the bullet, can I have a review from Tofu? I don't want anyone to think I'm getting special treatment because I'm your babymomma.
from sugarmesweet :
Could I please have a review? Thanks, the link will be under 'reviews'. MEIN FÜEHRER!
from evilreviews- :
Hey, do you want to be affiliates so we can fuck people over side by side? Just send a note back with an answer. You're cool.
from evermind :
Hiel Hitler, may I have a review mien Fuehrer? Link is under ME, then reviews. Thanks!
from sweet-cynic :
hmm your guestbook was malfunctioning so just in case, i'll repeat my request via notes. MEIN FÜEHRER!. requesting a view from tofu. the link is on the review page
from sweet-cynic :
hmm your guestbook was malfunctioning so just in case, i'll repeat my request via notes. MEIN FÜEHRER!. requesting a view from tofu. the link is on the review page
from moretoknow :
:( Alas guestbooks hate me, so I'll put an abbreviated version of my request in here: I'd like Amanda to review my site (link is located at http://moretoknow.diaryland.com/review.html), and I am aware that by asking for this you have become MEIN FÜEHRER!, which rocks my socks. Thank you so much for the review...and if there's a guestbook note with a much more retarded entry, pick which one you like and stick with it--thank you!
from softplaces :
Have I mentioned I'm a sex ninja? That means I'm all stealthy and sneaky and then BAM! Orgasm! Oh yeah. What are we going to name our second child? We've already got Jebus. I think it should be SATAN -- in all caps. OOH! No, it'll be SATAN! with all caps and an exclamation point. Because I always thought a name with an exclamation point would be great.
from my-evolution :
Wow, who knew that eviscerating whiney teenaged egos could be so entertaining? Thanks for the read and maybe I'll request one day.
from punk-loser :
heineken is dutch beer yo! next time use heffenwiesen.
from cottoncunt :
A review from Tofu for me! Heinekin!
from punk-loser :
wow, godfather status huh? well, as long as i get to be brando in his young hot and sexy days as opposed to his oversized mush mouth days. RIP godfather, you're still the man!
from cows-say-moo :
Hey I just wanted to thank you for the review. It was no where near as bad as the one I was writing about in my diary. I'll work on the layout. And lock my diary cause my friends read it.
from diary-nazi :
Yeah. Tofu's a super pimp like that. -Amanda
from softplaces :
Oh. My. God. Tofu is so going to be Jebus' godfather.
from clarity25 :
Hey thanks for the review, I expected worse. I knew my novel-length entries would give you a headache. Thanks for the scattered compliments inbetween your complaints, I appreciated them and for taking the time to read through my ramblings. Also, for the tip on my archive page. (Btw You're welcome on the German spelling correction.) So if you're ever insanely bored and feel like reading something..for a very long time:) you know where to find me. Thanks again, the review made me smile. What's great about your review site is your brutal honesty, wit and your ability to make people laugh at themselves (and incite controversy) keep it up.
from softplaces :
I am eeeeeeeevil. I like to pick on specific people because I am eeeeeevil. And I'm going to have baby Jebus. Oh yeah. Man, I just don't understand why people have things like guestbooks/notes if they don't want honest comments left? I just say/type what I think... eh, whatever. I MUST GO, there are new reviews to read! Yippee! (P.S. -- I thought the comment about me being affiliated was the best... esp. since I'm a reviewer at Acid Reviews... ;)
from cows-say-moo :
May I just say Heil Hitler? Oh great, now everyone's gonna hate me again. Yes, again. Anyway, bash away at my diary! Link is up under reviews.
from irishblueyes :
Hi. First just let me say that I am sorry this all got so out of hand. I enjoyed the review you did of my diary. I thought it was funny, even if a bit over the top. I talked about the review cause I thought my readers would think it funny to. I was never upset or crying about it. I think softplaces just for some reason sought me out to pick on me. In any case thanks for the review and sorry it got out of hand. I never had a problem with you. I actually said in the entry that I was proud of the review because you hated the diary so much. Oh well. ;)
from heartfang :
MEIN FUHRER. there, i said that bit... so would you please review me? i tried using the other guestbook thingy, but nothing came up... ? [is it broken?] i only use this diaryland account for things like this, my diary page is http:://starsarefalling.diary-x.com so... please?
from smalleyes :
Hey, I wanted to come by and say thank you for the review. I will admit when I first started asking for reviews a bunch of months ago, I picked the "easy" review sites that would just give me good scores. When I came across your site though, I knew I had to get a review from you because you really don't sugarcoat anything. You are probably one of the few reviewers that's actually told me the truth without being afraid of me, and I thank you immensely for that. You just told me things in my review that I've been denying about my writing for a while. So yeah, thanks again, and I'll be back here to read your bashes. They're pretty amusing to read. --Kaylyn
from diary-nazi :
I think you should name said love child Jesus. Or Adolf. Either one works. And people are awesome like that. If they want to bitch about it, or write about it, or whatever, then I say let 'em. It underlines their stupidity and leaves me laughing.
from softplaces :
You know, the best part about this site is going to the diaries afterward, and seeing them bitch. I mean, seriously. Do these people realize how stupid they make themselves look? "Oh, insult me! Review me!" And then... "OMG?! She INSULTED me?!" ...And, yes, the OMG was on purpose. Have I told you lately that I'm going to have your lovechild?
from clarity25 :
WOW, now I just made a dumb ass out of myself with a typo. In my "Schadenfreude" about your misspelled ode to hitler..It's Fuehrer. not fuhruer. Now you'll REALLY have fun with my review..did I prove myself worthy of being torn apart? btw. I put a link to you on my page.
from clarity25 :
Mein Fuhrer..is spelled with an umlaut over the u. (You know those two little dots?) If you don't have that option on your keyboard, you have to spell it Fuhruer. Just a tip:). So I'll just say "Ach". I moved to Germany over a year ago, and making Nazi references can get you killed here. I saw your latest review you did on my good friend, and instead of ranting and raving about how she truly has an amazing diary..(which she does!) I will just say, that you are quite witty. So as a result, I found amusement in your bitching..even though I didn't agree with most of it. I would like you to review my diary, I can warn you ahead of time that there are alot of spelling errors and the entries stretch on for miles., So have fun. try to stay awake. Thanks!
from pain-junkie :
MEIN FUHRER! hi, review me please. the link'll be on the 'lovelies' page. thanx.
from smalleyes :
MEIN FUHRER! May I please have a review? I'd appreciate any comments you have on my diary. Thanks in advace, and I look forward to hearing what you have to say! --Kaylyn
from softplaces :
"God kills a kitten every time you update." HA! HAHA! Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick, I needed that. Oh, I love this page. :)
from irishblueyes :
MEIN FUHRER! Please review me, the link will be on the reviews page. Thanks.
from theshrike :
Wow, you have perfect timing. I was just updating when I got my results- and I was quite shocked! Thanks, really, I wasn't expecting what I got. Oh, and the big blue box underneath the 'last entry, next entry' links? I had to move that for a good reason: it used to be underneath my navigation bar, but the image covered text in my entries. Resizing the image didn't help, so I just moved it (it pisses me off, too). Anyway, thanks for the review! Cheers!
from punk-loser :
awe i'm loved! teehee. and i think rape isn't considered cheating... is it? if it was that'd be fucked up. like "what? you got raped in the parkinglot outside of wal-mart? you fucking whore! i'm so breaking up with you." that might only be funny to me, maybe you, probably not to anyone who was molested as a kid. and hey, fuck-tards... you're getting a review from a place called DIARY-NAZI! do you expect it to be nice? did you read any previous reviews? or are you just a fucking review slut that needs attention from everything on the review-list? fucking get a clue, you're not that interesting.
from lionfish :
MEIN FUHRER, review me please. My link is at the bottom of my extras page.
from lunarshadow :
Hmmm, well I asked for your opinion which I got so thanks BUT I didn't ask for things I'm not allowed to do or can't do in my own diary. I thought reviews were given to recieve suggestions and input? You say bad transitioning, I say that was my thought process, so kill me. I guess I am retarded for writing in the moment. Shit, if I had wrote about the same stuff everyday you'd bitch about that too. Who says anything has to make sense anyways? FYI, there are no rules in writing. I'm curious though, what's so angsty about a picture of the moon? And for the record, I'm 23 which if you had actually done a thorough review rather than picking apart a couple recent entries, you would have known that. OH, and the date/time/etc crap IS located in the top right hand corner. Anyways, thanks. I'm happy I pissed you off, made my day!
from demonicashes :
yeah, I'm a fucking moron... I added it after you telling me to countless times, but then again I am sort of stupid. Sorry, sorry.
from demonicashes :
oh yes, and "MEIN FUHRER!"
from demonicashes :
Ummm... heres the link. http://demonicashes.diaryland.com/ But start on the first one before you die of utter confusion, ok?
from justme19 :
And, uh, yuh, thanks for 'taking your time to review me'.
from justme19 :
Thanks for the review, even if it summed up the complete opposite of me and my personality. You do realize that the entries in which you spoke about were written almost two years ago, don't you? I haven't written the phrases 'OMG' or 'LOL' in at least a year and I don't say family like fammy to be cute, either. AND I don't cut because I am so DEEP, because... I don't cut. I never have. I BARELY put words in my arm, it's different, it's stupid, and it was months ago. You can't see a thing on my arm, they're quite normal arms to say the least. And please don't judge my OTHER diary name just because you don't understand it. Mmk? And yeah I know blah blah blah I asked for a review and got it I know blah blah blah... and a smiley face on the first entry? Well, FIRST of all, it was the LAST entry, and second of all... it's a smiley face. What harm does it do? And if I have many friends, and talk about them in my diary, don't you think my cast page would be just a TAD long? And last but not least, I would just like to say that not everyone has the life of an antisocial depressive whore who finds time to bitch at diaries just because she has nothing better to do. AND YES, I AM DISREGARDING RULE NUMERO DOS, AND YES, I WILL BE MOCKED, AND NO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE I STOPPED MY FUCKING DIARY ANYWAY. :-) And there's a smiley face just to piss you off.
from demonicashes :
Umm... you can review mine if you want, but my life is... quite twisted. Ehhh... have fun.
from lunarshadow :
I feel brave. I'd love a review please. Your link will be under reviews on my extras page. Thanks!
from firefirefly :
I ... was really obsessed with a few Photoshop brushes for a while, so, hence the angsty layout. All my current templates look the same. I really hate Diaryland! The small text boxes, even though you can resize it, it's really annoying when you want to type entries using another computer, the annoying way they manage entries, no flexibility or anything.. The only thing that I like about it is 'Notes'... so I moved. It's not a weblog, just a journal in the wrong place =) Thanks for taking the time to review me!
from punk-loser :
everytime i see that banana i get the damn peanut butter jelly song in my head (like right now), oh sweet fucking christ in a leaky rowboat... i don't know if i should love or hate you for thwarting me. but bravo either way
from damefortune :
Thanks very much for the review! ♥
from justme19 :
Thanks! :-)
from justme19 :
Hey, I have a question. My diary was discontinued about a month ago, but my writing still goes as me, and my thoughts... would you be willing to review it? Just get back to me, it's no problem if you don't want to. Thanks.
from punk-loser :
haha, thanks for the review. it was kinda what i was expecting/ hoping for. but 3 things... spell checkers don't have that raw first take magic, mr. wiggles makes me wanna saw off my legs with a garote wire and stick famished piranas in the stump, and 3... THAT FUCKING DANCING BANANA! christ, that thing needs to die! but really, thanks for the review
from offence :
Yay, I'm a super cool person! Thanks for the awesome review; came at exactly the right time. And uh... I was going to say something but I can't bleeding remember what it was. Nevermind. Suffice to say that I appreciated your effort and I went to visit your diary and I liked it so I have a new buddy on my list. Good times.
from damefortune :
I'd love a review, so tear me apart. Link on reviews page.
from offence :
Hey, I'd like a review please. Your link is on the reviews.html page, under 'pending'. (Scroll all the way down.) Thanks in advance.
from glass-veins :
hey. i'd like to be reviewed. your links is under my "extras" page. have fun bashing :)

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