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from hangover :
I saw 33 when relating to temperature a couple of weeks back. I see or hear 33 when my euro wife or in-laws convert celsius to fahrenheit (91, so I dread that will be in a few weeks). The only time I see a negative sign I when they place it in front of my attitude profile at work.
from candora :
when you haven't been somewhere in years, it feels nostalgic... i used to live in brooklyn... cali and canada too... so much in common, once upon a time... hope life is fun wherever you are today... i moved to blogspot and other places...
from emotionalist :
i haven't mentioned it in my writing forever, but these days the answer feels like yes.
from hungryghost :
Congratulations! Quitting is an awesome feeling.
from errantnights :
nevermind that last message. I hadn't seen any entries of yours with pictures, and then there they are! So now I found your flickr, and so, yeah, nevermind that last message
from errantnights :
you should take more pictures
from kittybukkake :
I spoke at City Council the other day and Eric Garcetti said my name out loud. I thought of you. Do you miss him? Hope all is well!
from melle-belle :
Lolita is my favorite book of all time, but it could give you some funky dreams. Beautifully lyrical, but very weird.
from stepfordtart :
Hello! In case you were wondering who was lurking about in your archives, it was me! s x
from hungryghost :
You might have reminded the beef jerky offender that his tribe are known for being comedians. No sense of humour?
from hungryghost :
At some point I've probably written about my intense loathing for "Hotel California." Faugh.
from novembre :
i missed your diary a lot, too. but that wasn't your fault, just my disenfranchisment with the internets. (by the way, i'm sorry to see that old dirty bastard got defiled!)
from argentum :
MERRY CHRISTMAS, CAT-LOVER!!!
from hungryghost :
Welcome to New York. I'm still there a lot, email me if you want to get a drink or something. (It's changed since we last emailed, [email protected]).
from yours-4-ever :
you don't know me. i found your diary some time ago. i've been reading for awhile. i'm from warrenville. from what i can tell - you're from 'that area'. i no longer live in that wretched city. but i was there this weekend. i came back and read your latest entry. small world. we were at the same place. p.s. i'm not a stalker - i swear.
from citizenjane :
did you mean "a chicken sandwich that substitutes glazed donuts for bread"? if you meant the other way around - i mean, shit - you kids on the west coast usually eat your chicken sandwiches on donuts? rad, if so.
from citizenjane :
i mean - jesus and the shitting - that's just the way it is. jesus shat.
from when :
congratulations on quitting! liberating, isn't it? also, people who say "actually" a lot are dishonest. this i can verify empirically.
from citizenjane :
http://www.myspace.com/blackrattle
from citizenjane :
Reverend Camden! KH, you are my hero!
from lissacakes :
I live there - Phoenix. And I also love Jerome. Next time, Strawberry is very pretty. Down south, Patagonia is very nice. And the Cheba Hut - pretty good, indeed.
from thebetween :
right on. citrus is tops.
from dope-slave :
NOW, YOU FOUND THE MOST IMPORTANT MAGIC IN THE WORLD. IT IS LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!
from rachaelina :
I like you too.
from waterstain :
i don't know if i'll ever know the true scope of what i've lost due to abuse. you're right, everything you said is right. and to answer your question, i'm going to baltimore, maryland. soon. i heart new england.
from thebetween :
hey, you ought to start changing your own oil! it is usually the same price or cheaper. and plus it's a blast. engine grime and tools and lying on the ground and hanging out at the auto parts store...
from lissacakes :
We are the same age. Wow, and here I thought your wiseness came with a couple extra years. Happy early birthday to you!
from citizenjane :
given your commentary on dr. phil, of which i entirely agree - i ask that you veiw this page: http://bevin.diaryland.com/tyra.html it is entirely relevant. and it will make you chortle.
from citizenjane :
women with cute glasses are just always doing great stuff like that.
from lissacakes :
You have a wonderful way of saying so much with what you don't say. I love the way you express yourself and can only imagine how cool you must be in all the more real forums!
from inkedgal :
you're funny. -jdb
from his-holiness :
A friend of mine ran into Tom Waits chewing out his son for being disrespectful to mom... a crime far more heinous than string cheese.
from lissacakes :
Such a bird tramps around outside my boyfriend/ or ex-boyfriend/ or friend's window late at night. Whatever he may be, we call him the nightingale, and we think that he is looking for a lady friend.
from lissacakes :
I wonder what the F@&% those cardinals were thinking. This new guy is going to ostracize anyone with any sense of rationality or compassion. Not only is he like wacked out uber-conservative, but he is so f'n condescending about it. Who is he to judge? He's a freak. He's not human. He sounds like a big jerk and out of touch with reality. Oh, I am not even Catholic, but I'm fuming mad.
from lissacakes :
Well, fixin' up my coffee is a 9 or so step process, but now I am hoping that my ass is not so wide as to be offending my co-workers.
from onandso-on :
I love vatelos (sp?) its my favorit place in le' vally.
from katherinhand :
oh! i have been meaning to write you a love letter but am somehow too lazy to run on over to my email to send something all perfumey and heart-shaped to [email protected]. so horrible. but then! today! i remembered notes! thank you, notes! what i wanted to say: i am such an ardent fan of yours, and i don't tell you often enough (or ever). but i seriously look forward to reading what you write and thank my lucky stars you update so reliably. heart heart x x o o. love, jenn.
from argentum :
Tain-ted love, wo-oa-oah-, tainted love, touch me baby tai-nted love. Once I ran I ran to you, now I run from you, this tainted love you've given me, give me all a boy can take, touch my fears and that's not nearly all tain-ted love. Yeah, I love the soft-cell, too. Or something.
from likeaforest :
o, i am very glad to see you posted answers to that survey! i am wondering, though, do your outfits normally consist of pairing holiday themed socks and sweatbands with dresses? if so, you may be my new fashion hero.
from lissacakes :
Reason one is probably because he's not the immense asshole that my spiteful nature often makes him out to be. Reason two is I might still have a small, miniscule really, spark of hope in my somewhere. And reason three would be that I don't seem to be capable of breaking up with people until I make myself hate them. There's also a little bit of the idea that I don't think anyone would make me happy if I insist on being so pissy all the time. So, not great reasons, but what I can come up with.
from jinkymarvels :
the fat shoe epidemic is also sweeping canada. and i find it's most accurately referred to as drag queen shoes for dainty ladies. they frequently feature bows and royal purple. i'm confused.
from citizenjane :
i knew you did. i haven't used mine in a couple years - but the newest one is in the laundry. plus, the color looks nice with the new paint.
from his-holiness :
I live with a bear... he does not own an RV... I hadn't thought of it before, but now I wish he did.
from bubaloo :
How much more deviant could you be? The non-protesters must have been spilling their soy lattes on their ambercrombie wear as you marched on by.
from bubaloo :
I knew it! The clerks are really spies! Ya better keep a low profile.
from lissacakes :
yes, yes, and yes
from his-holiness :
Echo Park? didn't realize you were, from whence my girl Amani hails. I stayed in that neighborhood when I came down to see the Kids In The Hall at the Wiltern a few years ago.
from waterstain :
i think you should stay in los angeles until you, like the other residents, can show off your mike tyson scars.
from anticrew :
let the eagle soar
from citizenjane :
it may sound crazy, but it is true. there is an obsession with matrimonial and reproductive status amongst the spanish-speaking. i have too experienced this phenomenon on my coast as well.
from bubaloo :
Hi, I added you after lissacakes gave you some props in her diary. She's right. Really nice to read. Thanks! bub
from lissacakes :
That was fantastic. I love how you express yourself.
from worldforgot :
your entry makes me want to cry :(
from likeaforest :
dear k.h., i should thank you for the nice and unexpected note! i have been liking your journal lots, too. particularly the entries about coming to terms with exchanging sneakers for grown up pointy-toed shoes. (it has been a hard adjustment for me as well.) -- jolie
from worldforgot :
i love you kim. you are a wonderful person and friend, and im so happy that this silly little diaryland site hooked us up, yo! happy freakin' birthday!
from rubysoho15 :
Happy birthday! - Autumn
from sooner :
(THIS IS ALSO FROM BEVIN.DIARYLAND.COM--a joint message if you will.) Oh, Dirty Linda! We think Orange County is a pit, too! Donald Trump should TOTALLY have a cash machine at his side at all times. His own. To get his own cash out. Do you watch Big Brother? Would you like to see Nakomis win even though her chances seem very very remote at this point? Next time I am in California can we have vodka shots off of naked dancers (from Sooner)? Bevin will just have the vodka. Kisses!!!
from idiot-milk :
Boys are very stupid. You had ought to move to Ohio. That is all. Carry on.
from anticrew :
dear dirty linda, i hurt my back in a car accident and it totally sucked. i gave myself the same advice you tendered to your brother: smoke more pot. ive been eating more crap as a result which makes me wonder if that's helping my back at all?
from hangover :
succumb to the krispy kreme, you know you want to, I hear tell that each granule of sugar has a microscopic frosted topping. Give in, you don't wish them you need them, all the cool kids are doing it, just one hit, don't you wish to be with the cool kids? Personally I hate the little gd things. They remind me of cotton candy. Egads
from hungryghost :
It's totally intimidating until you actually use it, and realize that it's no big deal. It will absolutely terrify the boy in your life, but that part is kind of fun.
from jinkymarvels :
miss linda, there are some super fine words in here. i've scrolled and scrolled and have only been pleasantly surprised. so very nice to tap into a good little community, and hey i love the nonstop observations. i sort of feel like a spy, but i assure you i am not a creepy one. ps-i've tried to bake 1000 times and can safely conclude that there are tastes far from decadent when me and oven mitts are involved.
from coldfiltered :
I wish I had those sunglasses. I am still dreaming. ONe day they too will come, I know it.
from betchy :
after seeing you appear as a fave on many random diaries, i decided to check out the dirty speak. hilarious!!!! incredibly funny!!! i am adding you to my faves aswell. girl you just so damn popular x
from raven72d :
Ahhh... the moment of Not Being Carded! And you, Ms. Linda, are a delightful random find... I'll be reading here... You have a charmingly odd wit. I like it.
from novembre :
awww, goodnight sweet sophie. you saved my co-observationista.
from novembre :
i am just a notes fiend today. i just wanted to say that i really liked the guestbook entry you left that i sheepishly had to delete because of the boy i loved in high school. i am so sheepish, but your entry was spot on.
from novembre :
ok. i had to delete it because of the calling and hanging up thing -- i never did tell him i knew it was him (at the same time, i was also being harrassed by a crazy ex, and for the longest time i thought all the phone hang ups were just him). awww. but i love it when people sign the guestbook... i hate editing it and i'm sorry that i did! :(
from novembre :
SHHHH! he reads that!!!! auuuuugh!!!!! hahah.
from novembre :
oh, and here's a good (albeit strange) connector: the boy i loved in high school regularly reads my diaryland diary. huh!
from novembre :
i won't delete it! after four years at the same address, though, many people know about novembre. sometimes this makes me uncomfortable, because a large percentage of said people also know me. what is it about the gaping holes and facelessness of the internet that is so strangely comforting and drawing? (and as for your most recent entry: i never so much as kissed the boy i loved in high school, but we did hug a few times. we'd trade yearbooks and draw faces on random pages. he'd call me and hang up when i picked up the telephone, i'd turn around and stare at him in class but didn't have the slightest clue what else to do. he is sending me a mix tape.)
from novembre :
oxnard?! i grew up in ventura. !
from hangover :
the FlewFlee used to use the spray on tan. If she used too much she would become this orange-ish color. The whole thing just seems crazy to me.
from novembre :
my diary is locked for the time being because i happened upon a very nosy family member. to read novembre, just say "hello" twice.
from anticrew :
ps. it's supposed to read "i wasN'T scoring more ass than them..." gross! i ain't no sl*t!
from anticrew :
dear dirtylinda, 2 things. #01--i've had queer bosses before and they always made me feel self-conscious about the fact that i was scoring more ass than them. you just can't compete with a gay guy. and if your boss aint rainbow central station then you have THE HOTTEST BOSS ON THE GODDAMN PLANET! who wears women's stretch pants? #02--canadians do not talk funny. you just listen funny. end of story. love, rhonda
from novembre :
i like your diary; i've added it to my little buddy list, iff'n you don't mind.
from hangover :
Well. I speak from experience but I too was always told how short life is. I didn't believe them till it happened to me. The deception is that when you're 23 you can only recall spots of memory from 20 years previous at age 3. However when you're 42 you remember age 22 like it was yesterday for you were a man whore and nothing has really changed.
from idiot-milk :
HA! As god is my witness, I TOO watched Amelie for the first time ever YESTERDAY! And I agree that it is a delightful romp.
from grandbeach :
You are so very funny.
from hungryghost :
You are so very brave! I am awed.
from idiot-milk :
Oh dear.
from meli-melo :
Once, I was at this asian restaurant and they only had 6 things on the menu, all soups. Only two of them didn't have pork - the Duck soup and the Seafood soup. I ordered the Seafood and when I got it there where giant pieces of pork floating on the top. So I politely asked her why there was pork in my seafood soup because it wasn't listed as an ingredient on the menu and she said "You want no pork? Next time you ask no pork!" and walk away in a huff. Now I always ask no pork.
from g0ddessfreya :
Declawing a cat is like cutting a human's finger off at the first joint. It is cruel and there are other options, specifically claw covers like these: http://www.pet-expo.com/Soft_Claws.htm And if you don't want to do it yourself, many pet grooming salons will do it for you.
from obscured :
ooooooooh, i love your new layout to bloody bits.
from bunnytoe :
I too wanted to make a remark. I have read your past entries am offended the way you have insulted the Orientals in there past culture and their fine cuisine. ESPECIALLY THE HUMBLE, HARD WORKING KOREANS AND NEVER THOSE NASTY LITTLE JAPS IN THEIR LITTLE KIMONOS.
from lisse :
you know what, you don't even know me. i don't even know you. therefore, you don't exist to me. keep on writing evil notes and e-mails. it doesn't matter. you do not validate my life.
from obscured :
this whole buisness trip thing is just one of your crazy plans to make one of your boss sex dreams reality - ADMIT IT!!!
from lisse :
get over yourself.
from hangover :
A pirate over a cowboy, absolutely. That's a no bid contest
from beatlesgyrl :
I will whine now about how much I want to go to Japan. Yes, I do want to go very much.
from citizenjane :
Sweetheart! You shoulda bought Maryland crab. Alaskan? Mehh....
from idiot-milk :
Why, thank you for the Christmas card, Ms. Lobby! You know, I don't care what everybody is always saying about you behind your back, I think you're just aces! Hugs and kisses, little one! Oh, and someday? Whenever I'm A. not busy with the sucky work and B. not too fucking lazy, I'm sending out "Christmas" cards of my own. That just might not happen until, say, the first of the year. I'm timely like that. Be good, buttercup.
from tokcocktok :
Hi there, I'm just randomly stopping by. Anyways, happy holidays :)
from girlgonebad :
thats a very good thought! As a mother I scare my kids into good hygeine.
from idiot-milk :
The dirty `mo loves bobbleheads. Further proof that he is evil and must be stopped.
from rubysoho15 :
thanks!

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