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Ours went fairly well. We tried out the fireworks in little Loudonville only to be stuck behind a whopper of a tree. Instead of bbq, we attended a fish fry (blech!) and then went fishing this morning (not so blech). Tonight I took the boys to Ashland's fireworks and fared much better. Beautiful burst of color and the big bangs that shake your tummy and echo in your chest. Miss your updates and I'm really glad you left me a note :) good to see you're still kicking!!

from moonshine76 :

Hey. Hope your doing okay.

from nixtress :

Happy Fourth of July, Mr. Doc. Hope you're well and celebrating this weekend like the patriot you are.

from jesbohn :

passssssssswurd? And that girl IS angry!

from summer-gale :

You're locked? What's going on?

from nixtress :

I'm hoping you're alright. It's been quite awhile since I've heard from you or seen an update. Keeping you in my thoughts.

from jt76 :

Hey, man? Where ya been? Did Ohio swallow you whole?

from noadawn :

Aaaahhhh, yes-yes. Well you haveth my email somewhere below... :) I'll cross my fingers for me if you cross your fingers for you... uuhhhh wait, that's not right... :P

from noadawn :

*points down to the other messages* Have we been bad people and can no longer bask in the glory that is Doc-Sarvis? Hope all is well with you. :)

from moonshine76 :

hey you locked up. just wanted to say hi. i hope your okay.

from nixtress :

Are you okay? Worrying now.

from nixtress :

Hmm..I was going to leave a message about how it's been give days since you'd updated and instead found you were locked down. Pwetty pweez can I have a password when/if you give them out?

from sunnflower :

I can't get into your diary - are you locked up?

from pirategirl :

Ahh, see I'm fortunate enough to live near the first stop, so I always have a seat. That and the light rail is never that crowded.

from noadawn :

Nope, I called and asked, they filled it quickly. So it's back to the hunting board. :)

from nixtress :

Happy Easter!

from jesbohn :

no more comments? alas. If I had the cash, I would gift it to you. I like comments. Love ya - jb

from muxxie :

I was just ranting, but love your drawings. Sorry about the cancer, hope it all worked out. :(

from nixtress :

Read the entry just prior to the Stepford Kids one. It explains everything. Moving, finally? Good luck and happy shifting!

from moonshine76 :

i didn't get it =/

from nixtress :

I'm sorry that you're in such a not-so-good space right now. Believe it or not, I feel it, buddy. There's alot I'm keeping out of my diary right now because it's raw and painful and bitter and angry and all the other not-so-good things. And I can't say I want any of it immortalized forever in a space I use to record my thoughts and daily happenings, to be remembered or to remind me later of exactly how down one person can get. I try to stay upbeat but that's not always the easiest thing in the world. I wish there were something I could do just to bring you up for a bit. Lemme know if you need an ear--really does help sometimes. Take care, you.

from nixtress :

*ahem* It's been a week, here, buddy. Can you at least update with a "yes, I'm alive, leave me the fuck alone" sort of thing? Pwetty pweez?

from nixtress :

Sliding...gliding...both good words, now matter what picture you're painting with them. (heh) Supposed to snow here again this next week. I'll save you a snowball :P

from moonshine76 :

I am really jealous that you went ice skating.

from nixtress :

Drool-worthy. And on that note, I'm putting the cap on this cruddy day and heading to beddy bye. Sweetest dreams, you.

from nixtress :

BTW, have you ever seen the Pussycat Dolls? Certainly grounds for a naughty upswing :)

from nixtress :

I can respect that and relate to it as well. I'm hoping that once you've moved, something hugely positive will pop it's pointy head up to open a new door. We worry about you, ya know. Lemme know if I can help.

from nixtress :

You've been awful quiet the last several days. Everything okay over there? Feeling alright?

from nixtress :

Hmm..carpet merchant. I'd be happy with a living, breathing teddy bear.

from nixtress :

Happy Happy Happy Happy Valentine's Day!

from nixtress :

Are you alive over there?

from ceciliaruns :

yes i did see frida and yes i absolutely loved it. what a crazy bitch. in a good way. i was frida for halloween as a matter of fact. i've never had so many uneducated drunken buffoons stare at me perplexed. she was a great artist.

from noadawn :

Sounds nice... and same goes to you, [email protected], drop a line sometime.

from jt76 :

Nice picture, dude. lol

from noadawn :

For being such a nice guy... but you were supposed to say "no" so I could say "I will". A "Desperado" reference... silly I know... :) But thanks for being there anyway. :)

from noadawn :

Have I thanked you yet?

from moonshine76 :

Just wanted to say hey....hope you are doing okay.

from jesbohn :

God, I bet you would love San Diego. I hope you seriously consider it...

from moonshine76 :

8 days until my birthday that is. Hrm. It's actually a week from now! Get workin' on that cake already :)

from wish4u :

Thats true...Thank goodness:)

from wish4u :

HAHA, I guess you are right, when we go through it you do...I hope you are well, it's been awhile:) Do I not have WAY too much drama in my life? What have I done to deserve it all?

from dragonwench :

I love you, doc. thank you so much. :)

from dragonwench :

well, you know me, I'll put just about anything in my ass. happy new year oh sexy one!

from wish4u :

Hey You, glad to hear that all went well with the date you outsider you *wink* I hope you have a Happy New Year bring '05 in with a bang, cause I know I will!

from nixtress :

Happy New Year, Doc. It's gotta hold good stuff for us!

from wish4u :

Yea it does suck, but like I told her last night, the only thing she can do about it, is get up and brush herself off, and go on. She will have no problem finding another job thoough. Well enough about that...how are you doing?

from moonshine76 :

Thanks! He's doing better :) Hope you had a good xmas. And, have a good new years too!

from dragonwench :

and have I mentioned I want your nutz today?

from dragonwench :

and have I mentioned I want your nutz today?

from dragonwench :

why both of course!!

from wish4u :

That show is halerious. I have always loved to watch the I Love Lucy show, since I was young I've been watching that show. I don't know, I have this strange facination with Lucille Ball, and Audrey Hepburn.... I don't know...

from nixtress :

Merry Christmas, you. Update soon, would ya?

from wish4u :

2 days since an update.....I'm having withdraws:) Hope everything is good with you!

from jesbohn :

Dude, what the "F". Gimme. Pllllllllease.

from augustdreams :

You're all locked up! Can I have the key? :)

from noadawn :

aawww, now you've gone and made me blush. :)

from wish4u :

Ted found it....we wont talk about it!

from wish4u :

My diary is now locked.. username:all password:beer

from wish4u :

Wild and CRAZY is usually how my nights are when Crystal and I get drunk together, there is never any telling what we will do. We have been in the pool fully clothed, Danced on the bar until I fell off, stripped in the car, flashed a cop...Damn and the list goes on... Crazy times:)

from jt76 :

Not from Dayton, just live here. I'm from Michigan, thus a Lions fan- so I feel your pain. People around here tend to be pretty mixed between the Browns and Bungles.

from jt76 :

No, I haven't read that one- I'll have to pick it up when I go to replace the one Hallie pilfered from me. And as far as your nemesis goes, I always say hit 'em where it hurts the most- the virginity thing should shut him up REAL quick- especially if everyone else hears you.

from jt76 :

from ceciliaruns :

are you doc? i'm assuming so. thank you a million times over for all of your wonderful suggestions. i'm headed straight for the library and the independent video store first thing tomorrow with a sketch book full of titles. what's this? i may be feeling actual EXCITEMENT creeping into my sleepy viens!

from noadawn :

Usually a 10 dollar something from Target. I got a little purple throw pillow one year... Happy Holidays!

from gumphood :

Whew. The capital VERY. That's quiet high praise...all considering. I wish there was the double caps, you could break out in case they were very VERY (big caps) VERY </big caps> funny.

from jt76 :

hey, man- just to let you know, my diary is locked now. the username is 'everyone' the password is 'paula'

from jt76 :

Just be careful, dude. Believe me- I've dated girls I didn't really like that much just to have someone to date, and it has never gone well for me. I don't know much about the situation, but just try not to break her heart.

from wish4u :

That is such a great movie, I saw it in the theater when it came out! I'm excited and very nervous, but I have 2 days of fun in the parks before we compete so... Damn I need a chill pill. Or better yet, A walk and a comic book sounds nice!!

from wish4u :

yea I guess...

from wish4u :

That is CRAZy don't you think? Am I stupid for beliving that for like 5 seconds?

from wish4u :

Thank you, Thank you...Whew, that is a huge burden lifted!!

from wish4u :

umm huh, it's called when I was 19 I got pulled going 95mph in a 45mph. I KNOW I KNOW!! Luckily my liscence wern't revoked...I just got 4 points. Plus a few more tickets here and there. In all right now my insurance is...are you ready for this? $275 a mo..

from wish4u :

I am trying not to, but it's hard... Although 1 thing has taken my mind off it, I have wreckless and careless driving on my record, but I just found out that it is coming off in Feb. So my insurance is going down to about $160 a mo. WHOO HOO !!

from wish4u :

Last night the strangest thing happened. During practice my cell phone rang, and I never answer it during practice so I just let it ring, and so after practice I noticed I had a voicemail and so I checked it, and this is what I heard.."Hey, it's Doc give me a call back when you get this." I was like HUH?? So I kept re-playing it and re-playing it until I fidured out that it was a friend of mine who is a doctor... he had just never referred to himself as Doc...Anyways~just thought I'd share that w/ you. Have a good weekend...IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

from wish4u :

I know, I love it too!!!

from wish4u :

You and Your Damn dreams...And by the way, when I woke up this morning, the temp. outside was 34. It is sunny and like 40 now. Have A Great Day! xoxox

from wish4u :

Oh you know I am going to put the fear of God in her!!

from wish4u :

Hey, I went to a private school...needless to say there were lots of preachers kids there, so how well I know how they are. Anyways, funny you should ask about competition prep, I just found out that Heather (one of my cheerleaders) was skipping school today...which could cause us to be dis-qualified!!!! I'm pissed !

from wish4u :

You know what they say about preachers kids...

from wish4u :

I live between the mountains and the beach...YES we get snow. It's not like 15 in. or anything, but we usually get anywhere from 2-5 in. sometime during the winter.

from wish4u :

yes it does...quite often

from wish4u :

LOL...Something about that whole entry was absoloutly HILARIOUS! I'm sure the shirt is fine hun, wear it, and go get you sum!!

from wish4u :

I know...I was devistated at first, but I'll be ok, I'll still get to go to the parks on thursday, friday afternoon, and saturday so I think it will be fine. Hope you are having a good day! Talk to ya later sweetie!

from wish4u :

K...I'll go check it:)

from wish4u :

He is, He is a sweetheart! For some reason he loves to eat bread and milk. My aunt fed it to him all weekend, and he loves it!! STRANGE!

from wish4u :

Believe me, I know how you feel having to spend money you don't have...and reading your entry made me realize that Christmas is just around the corner *sigh* shoulda paid more attention in Home Ec. then I could make everyones gifts.

from nixtress :

Mmm better pack more than snow boots. Something might freeze!

from wish4u :

Thank You, I hope all my coaching pays off at competition on Saturday. You drive safely too, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving:)

from wish4u :

I'm so glad you like your temp. job...it sounds exciting!!! And I must say, that is ALOT of damn vibrators. That says alot about their sex life don't ya think? Someone was lacking something somewhere along the lines don't ya think? ;)Have a good day! xoxox Crystal

from augustdreams :

Ahhh! I completely want a Giant Microbe now. And I'd send you a bag of Gourmet Jellybeans. :) Thanks for the sweet note, and for reading. Could you email me a link to your article? (seacucumberjoy at Yahoo dot com) I can't seem to make it work.

from moonshine76 :

the link doesn't work =/

from wish4u :

Sounds like you had a productive weekend:)Yes dear thats me in all my glory:) Hope you enjoyed!!! xoxox

from moonshine76 :

just [hugs].

from jt76 :

Hey, dude. Reached your diary through Crystal, and of course the first entry of yours I read makes my gonads relocate to my kidneys. And I know what you mean about alcohol and relatives- inebriation is a pre-req for being with my family. Hope those suckers don't pop out!

from wish4u :

another bassett hound:)

from noadawn :

I thought about that and I don't think it would be all that hard, she's rarely there! :)

from wish4u :

Well just for the record, you can come party with me anytime, we have some GOOD TIMES, never a dull moment, I can promise you that much 4 sure:)

from wish4u :

Oh that sucks that he is still stuck there bartending. I know that I have so much potential because so many people have told me that I do, and I'm well on my way to moving up so hopefully soon I'll be out and my name will be famous! Is there any chance that you would wanna be like my personal analyist or something? You know...just be the person who gives me advise about everything? hahaha...no seriously...

from wish4u :

You know, I never really thought about it that way, but you know...you have some very good points. Thanks for the input! So far I'm just in one major one, or atleast I will be, thats the one I'm doing tomorrow, it's for Max Nutrition 2005. Also I will have my first CD come out in 2005. The next 2 mo. are going to be busy for me, I stil have some finiching touches for my CD:) By the way, are you back at the Chiropractors office today? Sounded like you had a good time yesterday:)

from wish4u :

hahaha...I'll keep it just for you! I have thought seriously about moving to LA for the whole exposure thing. But I'd have to do alot of damn calenders to be able to afford it...Hey thats not a bad idea;)

from wish4u :

I definatly give the guy props...hey he was tryin'! But there is not a snowball's chance in hell that I will EVER see or talk to him again. I'm in such a good mood today..humm...think it's cause I got laid??? hehe

from wish4u :

what? you've never seen me? my pic. is in one of my diary entries. I think its the one that says "sorry no update yesterday" I think...If not it is near that one. Anyway, I just don't like shady people, and last night he was nothin but shady. He has been blowing my phone up ALL morning, so I just turned it off, and now my mailbox is full!!!! what a psyco!

from wish4u :

Are you kiddin me??? I LOVE some beef jerky...You're hired!!! But you would also have to make sure that I had green olives (my fav.) and dill pickles...YUMMY!

from wish4u :

See this is why I love reading you, sometimes you make me laugh, and sometimes you just make me think. Today I learned somethings I didn't know...Very Interesting!

from nixtress :

This new job is going to be interesting in many ways, I'm thinking. There are some strange cookies. :P

from wish4u :

Yea, having a good personality, and good sense of humor is important to me, I like being able to come home from a stressfull day at work, and be with someone who will say little things that make you giggle:)

from wish4u :

Finding Nemo makes that shit look so easy. I can't draw worth a shit, but I can see how it would be hard to draw a shark. Damn sharks!

from wish4u :

you'll do fine:)Have a great weekend babe! XOXO

from wish4u :

That would have been great! and you are right...it would have totally cheered me up. Oh and by the way, I know you're not looking forward to this weekend, but have a good one anyway...make the most out of it:)

from wish4u :

lol...I needed to be cheered up a lil'....thanks:)

from wish4u :

Damn you're good. You are exactly right...and everyone around here knows him because he owns a popular resturant around here.

from wish4u :

Not only will I tell you where he is, I will go with you there to kick his ass. He pissed me off, and I'll bet he is too big of a pussy to call me again.....damnit, I gotta few things to discuss with him!

from wish4u :

Sorry you not in a good mood... Cheer up, and have a great weekend!

from wish4u :

Are you confused? Ok let me just clue you in. Yes, my name is Crystal, and my Best Friends name is Crystal. If you ever read about "Crylstah" thats her. We call each other that, b/c one night we were out having drinks and this black guy came up to me and asked what my name was, and when a I told him and then told him her name was Crystal too, he was like "oh...Crylstah and Crylstah" and we just thought that was funny so it stuck. We are also known as ass and titties(she's ass I'm titties) ok ok ok I'm gonna stop typing now b/c damn I wrote you a freakin Novel. Later babe! XO Crystal

from dragonwench :

*slobeer* I must have you.

from dragonwench :

hee hee, I am the queen of chaos!! bow before me!!

from dragonwench :

ick, out looking for jobs and causing general disorder. ;)

from wish4u :

lol...Hell yeah thats what it is!

from wish4u :

I know I will...Patience by the way, what's that?

from wish4u :

:) ok, We'll see. How's the new story coming by the way? I'm anxious.

from wish4u :

Deana Carter don't have nothin on me :)

from wish4u :

I havn't had a cig. since 9:30 last night!!! Damn I'm doing good! By the way, I had no clue who Deana Carter was, so I looked her up. I think we both have long blonde hair. I guess I kinda do look like her, except a 23 year old version...lol.

from nixtress :

Sorry your day went so badly :(

from dragonwench :

hee hee, no prob dude man

from wish4u :

Damn didn't even think about the batteries...Guess I need to stop at the store on my way home this afternoon. Hope you start feelin better, and get some sleep:)

from nixtress :

Yay. Great way to kick start your day :) Full tummies make me tired though. That would make me crawl back into bed.

from nixtress :

Hope your day today goes better than yesterday!

from nixtress :

Baking went well. Lots of goodies successfully pulled through. Didn't involve a stove top, just an oven :P How'd your humpday go?

from nixtress :

Fire Safety Week was just last month so it's still fresh in their minds. It's just my luck--couldn't happen while doing something anyone else in the world would do, ya know? I'm lucky like that.

from nixtress :

Oof, almost forgot---Good luck on the results of your interview! I'll keep my fingers crossed!

from nixtress :

Nope, not a dispatcher. I'm a lowly clerk in a law enforcement agency. Basically, a glorified secretary. I love it, really. Love the nature of the work, don't always love the people. I think you have that anywhere you go, though. How was your weekend?

from wish4u :

Thank you! They deserved it,even though they are lil bitches sometimes:) Good Luck w/ the job hunting, I dont know that I would work for free, but I see where it might be helpful for you in your case.

from nixtress :

I think I'm done being Super Roller Coaster Girl now. Thanks for bearing with. Hope your weekend is shaping up well.

from nixtress :

My brother reacts like that to some meds as well but he's an ADHD brat and almost 21. Who knows if he's following the prescribed directions?! I hope you get some rest and I'm glad to see your "buddy" is settling down some.

from wish4u :

Hey baby, Thanks for the note, and thanks for adding me to your fav's. I'll add ya to mine too! Crystal

from nixtress :

Oxycodone--lucky you! Takin' care of the ouch? Keeping you buzzed at very minimum, I'll bet. Yes, feeling better. Now we can hope that rubs off on you :)

from nixtress :

So now you get to lug around a nut that's not making you happy. Eek. I hope that everything..adjusts soon. Hopefully they can give you something to help alleviate that pain a little. Sending you Vicodin thoughts.

from nixtress :

I'll keep that in mind. Should I just fill out the paperwork in advance?

from nixtress :

Yup, bagpipes are nifty. When I went to the Renfaire several years ago, there was a whole troupe of them and it amazed me, that they could make music come out of those contraptions!

from nixtress :

Overstuffed just doesn't work. Poor guy.

from nixtress :

Removal-YOUCH! Colds suck and blow, all in the same breath. I'm about as tired of sniffling and being stuffy as a person can be. Why can't people keep their damn germs to themselves? Did you send 'em to me?

from nixtress :

I think it's human nature to stick with things that are comfortable. And not knowing exactly what direction to turn in complicates things as well. Hope things brighten up a bit :)

from nixtress :

Right on. There's something positive, eh? How're things in your world?

from la-the-sage :

Hey Toots, I need an email so's I can send you my edited pic to prove I'm not a total perv. ~LA

from nixtress :

Lovely picture.

from noadawn :

Possible... eeeeeww! *shivers*

from dragonwench :

*love*

from nixtress :

Classics, yep. Boys are so much more difficult to figure out costumes for than girls. Last year Ry started as a spider but ripped off his many legs, so he ended up trick or treating as a vamp. Trevor was a mummy and I had great fun hot gluing gauze all over a sweatsuit for him. Klutzy me ended up with multiple burns but a really neat outfit! At any rate, it's something I enjoy and they like the end result so it's win-win.

from nixtress :

I'd imagine they might be a tad uncomfortable. Getting used to them might be an adventure. Add-ons of any kind can be that way. I remember trying to get used to my tongue ring...it was like an alien body sprouting! The difference, of course, was that I had the option to remove my tongue ring (and eventually did)--your's doesn't exactly sprout a zipper or anything :P Ryan is going as a skeleton (bones painted on a black jumpsuit) and Trevor will be the Grim Reaper (scythe included). And yes, two weeks is an eternity to them. They want to go NOW.

from nixtress :

Glad I can bring back those mental tattoos for you. :) There's not much to be had here, job-wise, at this stage of the game. Industry is falling in a major way, outsourcing being a huge cause of that. Can't beat the distinct seasons, though. And I have a thing for small-town living. Like to be close to larger ones (culture is a good thing) but I like my small towns. Hope you slept better last night!

from nixtress :

Thank you for your sweet wishes. She needs all the good vibes she can get. Do you ever get back to Ohio to visit?

from nixtress :

Being that wired and wound sucks. I slept like ass last night too :( Maybe as time passes the skin down there will stretch a bit, adjust and the like. I'll keep my fingers crossed--nicely-fitting balls are a must!

from noadawn :

And that is the million dollar question, We all wish we knew how she manages that... Oh... I used my hand... ouch! lol. :)

from noadawn :

Well, it's a little bit of a comfort. :P... I just gotta try to be happy... *can't sleep, clowns will eat me*

from dragonwench :

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

from moonshine76 :

i will do that! my day was boring yesterday though. hehe. which survey do i take? i recall you asking me to take a movie survey but i tried and couldn't because i'm not into movies. weird no?

from dragonwench :

dude. kick ass. ;)

from blackpanty :

I guess that one is not too bad, at least you get to see a persons personallity change. :)

from dragonwench :

and wouldn't you know it, I was in CHapel Hill for 10 years. ;)

from dragonwench :

well, I LIVE in NC, but I'm FROM Illinois. so. that makes me a midwesterner + southerner. ha ha. ;)

from blackpanty :

That didn't make me feel any better.

from moonshine76 :

Thanks! The Doors shirt [it's green] is my favorite. And yep, I'm in canada. If you don't mind me asking, where in Ontario did you go camping?

from fiestada :

Incredible! She played all my favorites, and kicked ass as usual. You probably missed Katy Rose's set, but Liz came out and toilet papered her in the middle of a song. Heh. What'd you think?

from fiestada :

Tonight, dude! Doors at 8. It's some bullshit Maybelline concert, but whatever. There's prolly still tickets...

from fiestada :

Totally going to see Liz tonight at 930 Club...knew you'd appreciate that.

from whiteshark :

seriously doc, now that you left your comment, i am so excited to really start that damn journal. i am thinking about going to work to day so i can scan in the images i need.... you rock the casbah.

from he-left-me :

i just started this public diary, so im letting every1 know that they can leave an entry whenever they want. if u have any comments feel free to leave me a note.

from dragonwench :

nope, you can't use that excuse. I'm a midwesterner/eastcoaster. both together! farm girl turned southy, and I know ALL about hot tubs. ;)

from dragonwench :

*sputter* wha...of COURSE there will be full nudity!! Itz a hot tub! A hot tub without nekkidness is like...uh...funions without....ah....cheeze whiz! I mean, there's just no point!

from la-the-sage :

Crap, I forgot about the breast milk outrage. Thanks for listing me and double thanks for the MILF comment! ~LA

from dragonwench :

how about Guiness? I like to chew my beer before I swallow, man, none of that GURLY shiznet.

from noadawn :

Because as much as I'm sure many would like to, we cannot. Being the distributor we don't make 95% of the product and the crap we do make is... crap (chalk it up to a cheap-ass, tight-wad owner). That and it would come out of our pay checks, besides not everyone there is... how to put this... "test worthy". :)

from dragonwench :

um, 40s of icehouse? ;)

from sunnflower :

I like the #1 Detective Agency series because there is something peaceful about them. Here's my beach reads: Elegance, Lisa Marie's Guide for the Perplexed, For Matrimonial Purposes, Why Girls are Wierd, Sloppy Firsts (which I'm almost finished with), and 2 Jennifer Crusie novels that looked interesting. I won't read them all but it gives me some choices and I will get several of these books read. I love the beach!

from dragonwench :

*lick* yummy. talk like that will land you in a hot tub. and gracias.

from sunnflower :

I totally understand what you are saying about calm movies. There are some movies I like to watch just because of that feeling that you get from them. I know you are going to laugh at me and it's nothing like Lost in Translation but sometimes a kid's movie will do that for me too - like Monster's Inc - it's just relaxing to watch.

from gettingnaked :

I think your love's twin sister must be sitting on my kitchen counter. They *are* a rather sexy pair!

from bohner :

i changed the password. email me for it.

from noadawn :

Yeah? And I bet the cost is $200 per sticky circle. I was in a motorcycle accident once and they charged me $300 dollars for temporary use of a backboard and and another $200 for the tape that sticks your head to it, and my neck wasn't even broke, hell I got up and walked my ass to the curb to get out of the damn rocks. Then $400 for the 10 mile ride to the hospital. I told everyone next time just to rent me a fucking limo, it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper. Other than 25 stitches in my head and a swollen face, I was perfectly fine and went to work two days later. I was called the "Elephant Woman" for about three weeks before the swelling and brusing in my face finally went away. :)

from noadawn :

from pirategirl :

I'm sure pickles could have been requested. But it'd have to be in a southern accent so as to avoid any embarassment or puzzled looks.

from doc-sarvis :

Hah. My insurance company just stuck me with a bill for the EKG sticky-circle things! Can you fucking believe it! Anyways. I hate Mini-Blonde too.

from moonshine76 :

Hehe. Your the only one who signs my notes :D and I have never seen clerks before. :|

from pirategirl :

If secretarial work proves to be lucrative, I know a position in FLA that's opening up.

from pirategirl :

Something like that. The last time I moved away I had to pull over because my eyes were too filled with tears to see the road. I pulled over on the causeway and watched the waves from the hood of my car and let the wet slide down my face for about ten minutes. But it felt wrong. This feels right.

from noadawn :

Thank you!

from pirategirl :

They're not secret. Not anymore.

from jesbohn :

here goes: this man who attached to himself mechnical arms with a tendancy for malicious behaviour should have had (as an adult) the foresight to realize that his precaution would be insufficent in protecting him and the state from those arms taking controll of him and destrying the city. I would blame this man for not doing his homework or preparing properly for all possible outcomes. Howerver, if you could show me that no futher precautions could have been taken, I would not hold him criminally responsible. Financially is a different matter, someone has to fix a mess that is ultimatly, his fault. Know what I mean?

from jesbohn :

ok, since you are sharing, I figured I should. I have a personal diary, user name bohner its locked, so the username is bohner and the password is bohner. Just remember that my guestbook is not private. -jes

from jesbohn :

Dude, I am always on west coast time! : ) glad your trip was fun. -jessie

from pirategirl :

The countdown clock acts as a constant reminder to my lazy brother how little time he has to get a job or how little time he still has a place to live. It's good for so many things! Thanks, HtV!

from jesbohn :

doc, you are so on the team. If you aren't off the team, you're on it. I just have to update my links page. (its a pain in the ass for me 'cause I am lazy)

from pirategirl :

Um, I think the throwing up in the morning had something to do with the four margaritas and ten beers, two of which I accidentally double-fisted. So there shouldn't be an uh-oh... Besides, I haven't slept with anyone since around my birfday. I think I'd know by now...

from jesbohn :

I think on monday, I am going to draw a picture of cancer eating your balls. i tried the alias one, but it looked forced. : ( but monday... awwwwwww yeah!!!!

from pirategirl :

Why thank you, HtV. Anyone who makes a comic about me is Way Awesome And Worth Knowing.

from pirategirl :

I'm impressed by your prose. But I'll pass on the coffe. I just had sushi. Maybe later.

from jesbohn :

: ) how intense indeed

from pirategirl :

Anyway, you _are_ old. Hee hee.

from pirategirl :

I was probably 12 when I got it. That's the first album I bought with my own money. My mom bought me a tape of that Bryan Adams Album with that one song from that Robin Hood movie on it first. Well, after Sharon Lois & Bram and The Van Mannens and Red Grammer.

from pirategirl :

Ohhhh, ok. And the man boobs are hot.

from pirategirl :

What's breakfast related that comes from Papa Johns?

from pirategirl :

I wish I could cheer you up, HtV.

from pirategirl :

Indeed. We'll be telling our grandchildren someday. "When I was your age we called it a milkshake. Though I don't know why..."

from pirategirl :

I don't know. We thought maybe it was her boobies, but we gave up trying to figure it out and just stick to saying the phrase with straight faces and ridiculous articulation.

from pirategirl :

Aw shucks. I know. Too cute because I get stalkers. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

from pirategirl :

In that case, you can have your ruffled chip. Is it salt and vinegar? Those are good with Subway.

from pirategirl :

Gotcha. Too bad it wasn't a chocolate chip. With one that big I could make cookies for quite some time.

from pirategirl :

It's too bad I've inherited this ability to make people do what I want by making them feel guilty. I hate that. How's about we call it even after this and a promise that you buy me dinner whenever we hang out? That way I get free food too and I'll love you. I'm like a puppy.

from sunnflower :

Oops - hope you had a great Passover then! Political blogging - oh no! I hope you will find time to continue your personal journaling too - it's good stuff.

from nehring :

NOW IT'S CAUSING ME TO USE WORDS LIKE "UPSATING". DO SOMETHING.

from nehring :

hey, you've gone a fortnight without upsating. this stalling is causing me to use words such as "fortnight".

from pirategirl :

It was actually Fancy Pants and I. Silly conversation about drunk driving. XO

from pirategirl :

You did, but snuggle doesn't sound as funny as worship. I hope you don't mind... I promise I'll make changing your words up to you. Drink just enough whiskey to get me all ready for making out.

from waycoolmama :

I was just reading to catch up with whatcha got going on the past couple of weeks... and I have to say that you are one helluva neat guy. Yeah, yeah... so take that for whatever it's worth. I just wanted to share. ~ And lookey here... I'm from Brooklyn. Weeeee :o)

from pirategirl :

Should we switch weather more often?

from pirategirl :

I guess I'll just debauch by myself tonight. Or with my roommates. Which is a huge deviation from the norm...

from pirategirl :

I was thinking more along the lines of immediate debauchery. Wanna drink together?

from pirategirl :

Are you making an offer?

from pirategirl :

Good. I was kind of thinking that orgy isn't the right phrase anyway.

from pirategirl :

Wait. No orgies or no orgies with my brother? If it's the latter, that's fine. We can walk the deck and look at the stars and plot attacks or something. If it's the former... Dude, death is imminent! HAVE SEX!

from pirategirl :

Ahh, good point. You're welcome to join my crew of renegades. As long as you don't mind orgies. They're selective orgies since my brother will be in the crew, and that's just gross.

from pirategirl :

I think we had plans to steal diamonds from Africa, as well. But I suppose that our adventure will be decided upon when we get there. I just don't want to be shot by Filipino pirates before we reach a certain degree of notoriety.

from pirategirl :

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!"

from nehring :

culkin as zack? while we're at it let's let enrique iglesias fill the shoes of a.c. slater.

from sunnflower :

Yes, it's wierd seeing all the shows and movies I saw in my younger days turning up again as remakes. Songs too. I feel like I'm in a time machinel. I think you should consider getting a supergold membership so you can have comments for each entry etc. Just a thought.

from nehring :

so, how did snoop dog-as-huggy bear measure up? oh, and that kid who doesn't like the song--i'm assuming he's the drummer. they all are.

from pirategirl :

One hundred? Why would you want to do that to me? That's when rum drinking and pillaging aren't fun anymore, because my adult diaper is always full and it's hard to be fast with a walker. A pirate's life is short but fun. I've accepted that. I've got a few good years still left before the Navy catches up and I go out with glory. They'll have to chop me 'ed off to get me to stop rapin' and pillagin' and plunderin'.

from noadawn :

that's a good idea, but can I put a funky purple ribbon around them too?

from sunnflower :

I featured your diary in my latest entry. I was talking about great guy diarists that I've discovered on Dland recently and you had to be on the list. Cheers!

from nehring :

i think you should get your date all napalm'd so that you can introduce her to your relatives and say, "meet my hot date. isn't she so hot? she's scorchin'" and they will have no choice but to agree.

from pirategirl :

I'll pretend I didn't read that. XXOO

from sunnflower :

Cool - you added Suburban Island to your Diaryland faves. I am very honored!

from nehring :

hey there, cahrayzee gunfashion-punkRAWkkidneyfuck! your 'core lyrics make me wanna get so high it'd be illegal! but seriously...here is a scenario that may be songworthy in the future (even though the future like really fucking sucks, man) my friend in the minnie apple works with the mentally challenged and was one day moaning about her place of employment. to this bitching i asked, "hey ellie, retards got ya down....SYNDROME?!"

from sunnflower :

Now that's a song. Thanks for your nice note.

from pirategirl :

Being a punk rock star would make you better than your DC friends.

from noadawn :

Hehe! Good song. I'm glad you copy-wrote it. :) Hey I know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone... this may go on for awhile... that could help you! Actually I work with him. But he's going to be in Englad soon and gone for a month...

from sunnflower :

Moonshine76 says to come read your diary and so I must follow her good advice. Glad I did.

from noadawn :

Hello! I'm an aunt, but I'm sure you've read. :) Here have a cigar!

from blackpanty :

Take a gander! Let me know. I'm trying on 2 diaries. Hehehe.

from noadawn :

Tera's ass we have! Among others. Fleshilight, wow, that's an old product, we discontinued that a couple years ago, but I'm sure you can still find it. :) Good 'toons by the way.

from noadawn :

Cute cartoons. You do them? Wanna trade "jobs"? I'll let you work in the dildo shop, you get 20% off of what we sell it to retail stores for... that's like... ummm... 60% off your local porn shop!

from moonshine76 :

You're one of my most favorite people to read nowadays. Reading your diary inspires me to actually update my own =) Hmm. There's an idea.

from pirategirl :

And a black bra and pink underpants.

from pirategirl :

Oh, see I don't think whacking off at work is going to happen with me. Not today, anyway. Although, I am wearing a cute skirt and a shiny top that makes me look really nice and has made everyone I work with compliment me. Well, all the women anyway, since the men probably fear law suits. And heels that make my legs look nice.

from pirategirl :

I thought about it. I guess you can have my tits if you want them. You sing to me and draw for me and send me stuff, so the least I can do is let you play with my tits for a little while. If it makes you happy. I do not mean to force my mammaries upon you in any way.

from pirategirl :

I can't... I'm covering lunch and won't get opportunity to do anything until 4:30 or later, and then I have to go home and eat dinner real fast and then go to the library... but maybe while I'm home I could manage something... Why do you want me to fiddle so badly? Dirty bastard. I bet you just want my tits.

from pirategirl :

Aww. See? When was the last time I sang for you? I'm not that imaginative.

from pirategirl :

HAH! You're the greatest. XOXO

from pirategirl :

Keep talkin' like Marky Mark and I might have to. Actually, I think it's along the lines of "My voice says I'm sick but I feel fine" silliness.

from pirategirl :

Ah, the chlorine. I'm familiar with that. And, I tell you, it's not as effective as bleach. Certainly doesn't whiten one's teeth.

from pirategirl :

Does it make you want Chinese food?

from pirategirl :

I suppose that's more productive than just masturbating all day.

from pirategirl :

Tsk. Is that what you're doing instead of working today?

from pirategirl :

Regarding tonight's conversation, I just realized that I think I'd like to cuddle up with you and watch movies all day. I hope you had as much fun drinking beer as I did napping. XO

from noadawn :

Well... He's married. Been for like 20 years. I think it's more of a fact that they don't have much of a relationship, as far as just talking to each other. Our speculations on him & his wife are complex, and just that speculation. That and he's just a scary guy anyway. There's been other entries about him, I forgot when though...

from noadawn :

She got married... sigh... Yeah I had to record it, Smallville was on, nothing stops Honey from watching! :)

from nehring :

venus de milo, eh? how did she type up a personal? i'm thinking tongue or toes (or maybe a combination of both). she could'nt have gotten a friend to do it--people missing their upper extremeties are too lame for friends.

from waycoolmama :

OMFG! That Throw Rocks at Boys is the shit! I'm gonna link to it next entry and give you kudos, if that's ok. OMG! Thank you Sweetie! I feel better now.

from pirategirl :

I got what you sent. You're the greatest. XOXO

from nehring :

a flesh colored marshmellow. i'm a flesh colored robot. put us together and you've got half a s'more.

from noadawn :

Happy V-Day! :) Sorry you didn't get any. Pssst, redheads are fun even if they are dyed that way!

from nehring :

i hope you're right. he's the fucking cat's pajamas.

from noadawn :

I think that too. However, ask a few of them and you'd be surprised by their answers. Unless of course they're different from the people here. :)

from pirategirl :

I always thought that Gene Hackman was sexy in that gritty way. And the French Connection? It was on TCM or something a while ago, I hadn't seen it before then, and I loved it and made notes as to when it was playing again so I could watch it a few more times. I should rent the DVD... XOXO

from pirategirl :

Oh, how you make me blush. You're such a gentleman pirate, and a pizza pusher. XO

from nehring :

hey, you turned on your notes feature, among other things...

from noadawn :

I used to have those dreams, especially about my family. It wasn't until I realized Honey was the only family I really needed that they stop. This one I know. :) You desire to make all those around you happy, you desire to be smarter. Until you realize you can't please everyone and you're fine the way you are, they won't stop. I wish you luck in whatever you do. I'm sure one day you'll feel you belong. :)

from noadawn :

LMAO.. as funny as that sounds, we have an internet customer that had her and her husbands pictures up on it... I NEVER want to see it.

from noadawn :

I like your take on my dream. Makes sence to me. I gave up interpreting them when I no longer was able to remember them, it's been awhile, I'm outta practice. :) Yeah the adult toy biz, I don't mention the line of work often, too very pin-pointable if you catch me, interesting job to say the least. :) We're wholesale, sell to the retail stores, probably even your local Porn Shop! :)

from noadawn :

Wheeee! :) I just didn't want to say something so obvious that you father might find your new diary again and cause you to go through it all over. I really missed not reading it. I'm not sure why. ;) Anyway, yeah I do like it when I can remember my dreams, I feel less confused that day I think because I feel like I got the whole story rather than bits of info that make no sence but might mean something. Ummm yeah, or something like that. :P... from: The Crazy Faerie.

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