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from svenhard :
yay, drugs and blowjobs, do i still get a snickers bar, where are these people, i'd like to meet them ?
from coldwars :
the blue kool-aid acid test
from coldwars :
from my understandings of cats, the more "feral" a cat is, the more independent it is. so basically, i guess it's breeding.
from reynedecoupe :
1. My son's teacher's name is Mr Liam'slastname. 2. Do you still have Happy? 3. Where ARE you? 4. My other half wants to marry your brain non-gayly, much like I always have, 'cept that I am not a man so 'non-gayly' is quite obsolete in this case.
from frangipani87 :
Helloooooooo? Liam where are you? Not buried under a pile of school work, dirty dishes and empty whisky bottles I hope?!
from frangipani87 :
Thanks so much for the -div tip to fix my page's HTML. Looking at it after reading your note, it's so fucking obvious, isn't it? I am such a twit when I'm tired. I'd never have noticed it without your help. Thanks genius.
from seedpod :
I tried to leave a guestbook entry- I've never missed those damn fucking guestbooks I tell ya. I said nice things though. xxxx
from frangipani87 :
I had to laugh long and loud about your wish for something to "happen" to sports comentators. There's this guy that does soccer on ESPN and he is SOOOOO annoying. He has his own spin off show called "auld onion" or something so we call him "that bloody onion". He has such an annoying accent and talks about everything except the game. it is our opinion in this household that televised sport should have different soundtracks, like a DVD, so you can play it with just the background stadium sound and TURN OFF the commentation.
from frangipani87 :
it appears signmyguestbook is terminally ill, I can't sign ANYONE's guestbooks recently. I get your RSS feed OK inside YahooMail, but it's my offline reader (mobilerss.net) which has a problem with diaryland, as well as a couple of others. It irks me that I can get some feeds one way but not the other and vice versa. I want them all to work everywhere. mobilerss synchronizes with Pocket IE so I can read offline (if the batteries last long enough, LOL).
from frangipani87 :
Ahhh Liam. Glad you're writing again. I can't get your diary on RSS, keep getting stupid errors. I'm trying to keep up with reading stuff offline. LOL. Like the comment about fucking a hairbrush! Brilliant!
from gayboyspurse :
TMI
from gayboyspurse :
I have that washing machine AND dryer with your name on it just waiting in the basement for you to use it as you wish!
from seedpod :
I need your help. I can't remember how to link to my archives. Damn I think I lost my brain. Damn I think I need to bring slappy out of retirement. You're lovely. xxx
from gayboyspurse :
I hope you had her fixed..
from allegedwife :
OMG he lives!
from reynedecoupe :
Sunny :(
from digitalsoap :
oh man i have a copy of Alice’s Restaurant on vinyl. I remember listening to it as a kid and loving it. I still remember the main theme, goddamn what an excellent album. I haven't listened to it for years, but I hope you enjoy it as much as I did growing up :)
from reynedecoupe :
Liam, I am sure I had that book, you know, minotaurs and tsunamis and the like... SURE. Now it's driving me crazy. What was it? Mysteries? Pompeii, Atlantis and the likes... yes. Help.
from atavist :
but you seem to know something about dresses ... ;-)
from gayboyspurse :
How's the new digs? Get in tuch with me.
from allegedwife :
Rather you than me battling your way through Chaucer. (Hope the unhomeless-man-related toe is better.)
from digitalsoap :
Happy Birthday ya stooge. Welcome to 23. We have pie and punch to your right, and Arnold Palmer telling us to get haircuts to your left. Enjoy :)
from allegedwife :
Many happies for the year ahead kiddo. 23! Wow, that's almost all growed up.
from sekritsquirl :
too bad your beard died!
from gayboyspurse :
They have a light machine you can buy that simulates sunlight for people with S.A.D. (Seasonal Affective Disorder due to the lack of sunlight they need to function properly) among other reasons. My dad has one that he used to use when he worked third shift in a airly dark building.
from gayboyspurse :
I used to gnaw on the baking cubes of white chocolate when I was younger. People wondered what was wrong with me. as for The Omen, the only thing that bothers me the most is that Julia Styles is in it.
from digitalsoap :
oh god no! no no no thats just not right at all. White Chocolate is THE DEVIL! it's not even chocolate, it's like fake chocolate candy. I hope you understand I'm trying to save you from yourself here. I prescribe 50ccs of quality dark chocolate with 70% cocoa or higher STAT!!
from gayboyspurse :
I saw Elmer Fudd shoot Bugs Bunny on Adult Swim last night. I think it was Robot Chicken I was watching.
from reynedecoupe :
But... you simply can't seperate a Liam and his Happy! I might cry now.
from gayboyspurse :
wow, one million of your babies.. anyway poor happy and you. She'll get to run around all over the place though in her new digs so that's cool.
from hollyfae :
It is true. I do not know how to use a semicolon. In fact I'm not even sure of how to spell semicolon. One word? two? But does it matter when I have these? *lifts shirt*. Well, of course it matters and that's just one more reason why I want to have one million of your babies or pack your lunches or something along those lines.
from reynedecoupe :
I am reading a Chekhov collection, and the (long) introduction was most satisfying.
from gayboyspurse :
Flash back to Grizzly Adams.
from gayboyspurse :
That's because most American's don't know how to use a semi colon properly either.
from ochweidnit :
Semicolons are used to join two independant clauses of the same subject in one sentence. Somewhere you might put the word "and" after a comma, if you remove the word "and"... POOF! A semicolon goes there. E.G. (from http://msms.essortment.com/semicolon_rcnr.htm) "Twelve workers started the project; only five remain." Now you too can look grammatically superior! Impress your friends! Astound your enemies!
from gayboyspurse :
I thought it was .."For they know not what they do.."
from gayboyspurse :
Now you see why proper punctuation and grammar, when used correctly, are so important. Did you see that? Those commas are beautiful. If done correctly, one question mark, some strategically placed colons and semi- colon's and one period is all it takes to make sense of a mess of words such as that :)
from ottodixless :
I would consider "not drowning" to be a useful skill. Especially while wearing a silly hat. Though I'd certainly never watch or participate in the sport of natation. If I was at home rather than work right now, I'd probably be googling for Lisa Loeb glasses fetish websites.
from ottodixless :
I'm merely outlining the breadth of John Cale's talent. If I described him as "erstwhile bassist and Sham 69 collaborator John Cale" would that have been more helpful? But with Bez's new found stardom the Mondays are probably the most well-known artist Cale actually produced. I'm glad I inspired you to google rather than just go away.
from gayboyspurse :
The kangaroo makes me laugh. I can't take that flag seriously.
from gayboyspurse :
one word: skewed. You can make a poll turn out any way you want it. Just have to tweak it.
from gayboyspurse :
yay tilde!
from gayboyspurse :
I'll have to remember to keep a tin can on the counter if you come to visit.
from bluperspex :
careful... give too much away and pretty soon you'll be the one holding and shaking the tin in the streets c",)
from allegedwife :
Brett Lee but shhhhh it's only a rumour (btw, why have I only got a ./ in the comments bit of your buddies? I feel quite deprived)
from siouxzqueue :
Thanks so much for clarifying the hot cross bun issue. The way I was reading the word I saw PEE-less. I would hope for the children's sake that all hot cross buns would be sans pee.
from siouxzqueue :
What in the name of all that is holy are "peeless hot cross buns?" I am familiar with a hot cross bun, but the 'peeless' variety is foreign to me.
from siouxzqueue :
Awwww cute kitty pics - MORE MORE MORE!!!!
from siouxzqueue :
well, a 4.0 is akin to 100% so I'm guessing it's around 97%
from siouxzqueue :
O' Precious, you are one funny mofo.
from hollyfae :
Why does your diary insist on calling me Sarah?! and should I be offended or is it your diary's way of expressing its crush on me? I'm not sure I like it.
from siouxzqueue :
thanks for sharing your 10cc knowledge
from digitalsoap :
Um I think it was block 119 or something like that. I've got my ticket around here somewhere, but then again my desk is covered in uni books and other random shit, so i'm unable to find anything at the moment.
from hollyfae :
who said anything about joking? everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through a remarkably pathetic attempt at a group project. that or falling asleep while he performs oral sex on you. (that will be stage two). whatever you do don't tell them you feel dirty. they'll like it. and they'll want more.
from hollyfae :
I think your group has a crush on you. And not just because you're hot.
from digitalsoap :
Dude, I totally agree with you on the University Group Project thing. Oh mate, I had to do a project last semester. There were supposed to be 3 of us in the group, but it ended up being just two of us. Anyway, I designed the poster, including background, writing, pictures, etc, where as my partner took photos i didn't use. He took photos. That was it. We ended up with like 81% for it, but i couldn't help but feel a little cheated that he also got 81% for doing fuck all. Arrrrr. University students suck.
from hollyfae :
You're ridiculously warm. sweltering even. I would use hot but it's forbidden for the day.
from allegedwife :
I so agree with you. Libraries are really nasty the way they make you give the books back. Even the bad ones!
from hollyfae :
Happy Birthday! Oh oh oh! Can I have your spankings?
from chuzzlewit :
Happy birthday and have fun with the figurines. If I have to meet anybody today I am going to introduce myself as Jobe, as your site meter has decided that is my new name.
from juddhole :
Happy Birthday Bitch! Seriously, will you ever get wishes like that in person? Didn't think so. Next year... I'm pinching and smacking your ass. What? YES for your birthday dammit. I won't mention the anniversary thingy because wife already did, but just know that today is special. And by "special" I mean "drink a lot."
from digitalsoap :
Happy Birthday sunshine. Hope there isn't too much screaming on your day.
from reynedecoupe :
Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!! As well as being your birthday, it is Happy's anniversary-sorta-thing, and the anniversary of the day I first communicated with Judd. Whatta day. I totally wanna hear what shit you have been stirring in your family. Mwahahaha.
from juddhole :
You gotta admit, Tequila cures a lot of awkward moments. Like that one later... naughty boy.
from reynedecoupe :
May I just say, dear, that your writing is getting better and better. Oh, and loved your cameo on J-Hole dot D-Land... what? You never did see? Well then young man! Get a move on!
from digitalsoap :
man i wish i had bounced basketballs off the faces of bullies at my primary school. I was much more of a pushover.
from siouxzqueue :
Tailapa says any post from the doctor is a good post. Trust me when I say "Tailapa knows posts"
from crazy4muffin :
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Or say they will say when you get typhoid poisoning from roommates leaving the milk out. Enjoyed the hell out of your post. Where do I get some of those flashback birds? I must have been dropping really crappy acid back in the day because all I see at my windows are gdamn mocking birds.
from allegedwife :
You couldn't have said it better. They are footy player, for god sake, no bloody gods.
from ochweidnit :
I have utter agreeance. Which is why I got so totally steam-eared and red-faced when everyone commented how bad an autobiographical writer Cathy Freeman was. SHE RUNS FAST. That's what she does folks, get with the program.
from reynedecoupe :
Hahaha, oh my. I have agreeance deep within me. Well said young man.</p><p>(heehee, you said puffy nuts.)
from siouxzqueue :
Who shall be your queen? Are applications being accepted?
from siouxzqueue :
I beg to differ sir. The diagonal cut tastes better not to mention more aesthetically pleasing.
from siouxzqueue :
hollyfae and I are doing shots of Southern Comfort...care to join us?
from siouxzqueue :
SHHHHHHH! Just don't tell the others. I fear mutiny may be afoot if they were to find out.
from siouxzqueue :
What the hell IS my state bird? On second thought, if it sucks that badly perhaps I don't want to know.
from gayboyspurse :
You have to have police clearance to go to your library? What is this? Lebanon?
from chuzzlewit :
You must have been having a dyslexic moment. On the other hand "there are Harriet the Spy magazines every where" sounds more interesting than Harriet manages to spray seed everywhere. I wonder what the content a Harriet the Spy magazine would be like?
from digitalsoap :
only bloke in the class? sounds like good odds for a shag.
from siouxzqueue :
I shall come with bullet-deflecting bracelets (just like wonder woman!), pairs of stiletto heels in various colors, a cat o' nine tails, and a martini shaker. Naturally, there will also be optional bustiers (color-coordinated to match the stilettoes) and a cotton candy maker.
from ochweidnit :
What an amazing image. If those idiots who take photos of dead bodies or self-mutilation and call it art want to understand what truly provokes thought, they should go no further.
from bella-amor :
Thankyou for your note. My pets (4 cats and now 1 dog) are my absolute best friends. I cherish them so much because unlike humans, they love unconditionally, they don't judge and they listen. I'd have nothing without them. And, coincidently, each and everyone of them has just happened upon me. Never gone out and bought a pet, they just come to me. Anyway, thanks for your understanding.
from bella-amor :
Thankyou. Means alot. Not many people understand how much it hurts to lose a long time canine companion. Its like losing a family member.
from allegedwife :
the cat isn't being antisocial and hating the world...it's just being a cat!!
from siouxzqueue :
Cigars and mojitos all around on me!
from lilith-lohi :
somewhat, yes: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=s_e_h i think i may have emailed it to you a month or two ago. have you seen my 'great britain' website? this wine tastes a little like vinegar.
from allegedwife :
Ah, the joys of Foxtel! I didn't miss a single ball of the India series.
from lilith-lohi :
hello. i liked the picture today a lot. you took it, i assume? when did you start listening to martin sexton?
from reynedecoupe :
You made me laugh, thank you. "My aunt doesn't like cock". Pure gold. Maybe I shouldn't be laughing... did you not want us to laugh? Wanna talk about it?
from ochweidnit :
I knew it was him when I read that ;)
from gayboyspurse :
dull, not boring. :)
from siouxzqueue :
I absolutely LOVE the picture of your kitty in the tree.
from chuzzlewit :
Reading your diary makes me feel homesick.
from pornoviolent :
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.
from gayboyspurse :
You have entirely too much time on your hands. Really, you do. How does eating through a fast food establishment's entire value meal menu assist with one's mental health? is it that it forces you to go outside more often than you normally would? I'm seriously perplexed. "You can’t sneak around webfilters all day when you’re being paid." Oh, yes you can. :)
from gayboyspurse :
You're the only person I know who could manage to devote an entire entry to a web browser. You were really searching hard for something to do other than work, weren't you. Procrastinator! ;)
from evilreviews- :
Want an evil review? Come to Evil Reviews and get the most jammin' review your bitchfested life has ever laid eyes on.
from chuzzlewit :
Happy Birthday. Hope the balloons turn up soon.
from gayboyspurse :
http://www.fundrace.org/neighbors.php
from chuzzlewit :
Ah, 78 Records, I loved that place.
from chuzzlewit :
You remind me so much of my sister it's uncanny.
from chuzzlewit :
I enjoyed reading your last entry so much I am going to print it out and paste it into my scrapbook. I'll have to find a super-special picture of little Johnny Howard to paste in next to it. You're cool.
from exhaust :
Oh, and, the TV station that plays old sitcoms is called TV Land and is available here. Too bad I don't have cable.
from slapmeharder :
what's going on- I don't know what to bite my lip over more- you having people stay over or this doctor talk your talking- can you write me an email please? xxx
from allegedwife :
glad you had fun! (and you don't need to be social with Nige around......he talks enough for both of you!)
from exhaust :
I tried to sign your guestbook, but I think Andrew ate it. Bah.
from gayboyspurse :
Lay it flat on a table in front of you or sit back in a chair and raise it in front of you at eye level.Otherwise you can just fold it, and then fold it again, to make quarters, and read it that way. It's not that difficult to manuver. Play nice and share your new found worldy wisdom with your family.
from long-ignored :
thank you very much for the helpful hint. I'll try that. Honestly, I messed with it a bit last night when I posted the update...to no avail. It seems to always mess up when it's the current entry. hmmmm...all very peculiar
from allegedwife :
you don't happen to be doing IT at Murdoch do you? this scenario all sounds so familiar!
from allegedwife :
but I don't want to be called Roland
from gayboyspurse :
"I don’t think that there is a big crack problem in middle class America." You'd be suprised. It's not drug cost per rock, it's dollar habit per day. Middle class America has far much more to spend. I just helped a lady today with an OP whose hubby blew $2500 in one weekend on crack. Although, it's not as much of a problem among middle class America as meth is around here.
from frangipani87 :
23-01-2004: I must admit my ignorance - I have no idea who the hell Paris Hilton is, despite the porno spam mentioning her name in my inbox ...
from ochweidnit :
did the quiz, same result. Agree with the vagueness of the result though. Want specifics!
from reynedecoupe :
Yay! *chair dance* We could be co-workers!
from reynedecoupe :
Congratulations. Now go set the world on fire. Literally, if you like. You can use your flying monkeys. "Fly, my pretties..."
from frangipani87 :
It's really not very hard at all to get a high quality rip off vinyl. But then my equipment, although old, was/is good quality. And the software to use is the freebie, sophisticated yet totally simple, MusicMatch Jukebox. But I don't clean mine up, I like my MP3s with the original click pop n hiss so I can pretend I'm hearing the record. ;-p
from reynedecoupe :
Its like this, the bigots on the site you went to have read this (rather clever) poem somewhere, and are just too stupid to see that it is tongue-in-cheek. Have you read Stupid White Men yet? Have you? I'm on Michael Moore's paylist you know.
from ochweidnit :
ok, I'll make it up to you: When the Red Man has the cake, the oven is too hot. Mmm yeah, think about it.
from ochweidnit :
We have to meet so I can give it to you. Write to me: dadooronron@yahoo.com
from ochweidnit :
Is it your birthday today? Happy birthday. I hope you like your present.
from madrigle :
"Good Gracious" and "oh my goodness" are faves too.
from onehump :
aloha doctor. use to be melske but now i'm onehump. please forgive me. haven't heard from ya in ages my friend. recently moved which is why i've been off-line, anyways, just sayin' "hi!" and wishing you well. Melske
from melske :
outstayed your welcome? When i'm done with philosophy and ethics i'd love to become part of the movement which decides on education, on alternative health, on psychology, on school counselling, and so much more it's difficult to elaborate on in so few words. I'm coming from a childhood less than advantagous and I just want the opportunity to listen and change the lives of little people and big people alike. That may sound corny or idealistic but if a little stdy and some experience can help but one person, i'm up for it. I know how it feels to be neglected and passed over, I know how it feels to live without understanding and to struggle with mental disease minus the therapy and support all deserve. I'm going to do the best I can to make someone elses life better than mine. Does that make sense?
from bella-amor :
Hey Dr. That would be fun!! How old are you anyway? Not that it matters, I think you're pretty cool. Is that a complement or insult coming from me?
from bella-amor :
Hey, you need a buddy to take drugs with? And do you have a cricket bat? You're on my favs!!
from bella-amor :
I'd read a story about sea otters! Prac went amazingly well until my examiner cut me down. The main thing is that the kids liked me. I'm going to be an "English" teacher, at high school no less. XbellaX
from sandi-s :
yeah i did that too and had to delete it from my notes..it's all very confusing. i spose it would depend on which toe the nail came from. you oculd get entire feet coming at you. you would e-mail me at work simply for the pleasure of awaiting my witty responses. plus you love me and feel guilty for forgetting that. you really ought to give me cookies you know. =D
from doctoredjnr :
An army of my toes you say? Would that be my big toe or what? And why would I want to amuse you at work? Do you offer anything like say, oh I don't know, cookies to people who e-mail you?
from sandi-s :
but the toenails! they could grow your toes!! a whole army of your toes in fact!! i meant e-mail address silly. you can amuse me while i work...or rather not work as the case may be.
from sandi-s :
You'd better be especially careful about your toenails too. They're out there you know. Watching you. Always watching you. I spose I forgive you about the cookies. Shoot me an e-mail on my old hotmail addy and I shall indeed let you know what the new addy is :D. Hugs, Sandi
from bella-amor :
Aww, geez,*bella blushes* You're from perth too, hey? I really like your writing. Oh and my sister has been collecting vinyl since she was 11, thats 21 years. Her collection would blow your mind. Keep having fun!!
from bella-amor :
Hey, what did you mean by calling me a commercial for Levi's?
from sandi-s :
Aww shucks. I feel special now. I'm not too impressed about eating all the cookies that should rightfully have been mine though. Ah if the hair thing was just to further the cause of science than I wholeheartedly approve. Burn something else. Go on then. Isn't it really late there? Why in the world are you stil awake??
from sandi-s :
Didja miss me? huh? didja? Anyway, you set your hair on fire? Good God. Was that deliberate? I thought most people just slashed their wrists??...(that's a terrible joke I know.) Much love, Sandi
from doctoredjnr :
i have no idea if any of this works anymore
from melske :
Here's part of an example. Not exactly my finest work but my half brothers loved it! GREEN AND BLUE For the sake of all the little people drifting off to sleep I’m here to tell a story unlike other bookshelves keep. All the nights I lay in bed Prepared for dreams and stories read Left me wanting something more Than puppy dogs and old folk lore, So as I grew I spent my time Lost in daydreams full of rhyme Knowing one day I would spin A million tales for all my kin… Barbarosa was a green And sticky creature rarely seen. Inside a world of giant men Barbarosa (one of ten Green and sticky creatures rare) Lived adventures here and there. From somewhere deep inside he saw The chance to learn what life is for. He listened closely to the voice Whence he heard he had no choice But to heed the eerie call From behind the huge brick wall. “Barbarosa buballoo. Yes ‘tis you I say this to Remember now and ever more Just what your legs and arms are for.” ‘What my legs and arms are for?’ Thought Barbarosa buballoo And waited there for something more By the brick wall as his curiosity grew. ‘Legs and arms. Legs and arms’, pondering he flipped his palms. Bemused and desperate now to know Why the voice had told him so… ‘Remember now and ever more Just what your legs and arms are for’ Patiently he pricked his ears Sure to catch a whisper’s mere Hint of sound beyond the wall. Surely soon he’d hear the call. “Barbarosa buballoo, I know you’re there and there with you Is someone small and kinda blue ‘Cause all alone he sits by you Waiting for a chance to find A friend who’s more than those unkind Who tease the Small and Blue by you Because he only wears one shoe.” ‘Small and Blue wears one shoe’ Thought Barbarosa buballoo. Looking down and all around He searched the garden ‘till he found A butterfly winged and weary From the Small and Blue and teary Lonely little munchkin man Small and Blue and known as Stan. The butterfly they all called Louis Tried to help Stan Small and Blue But the butterfly just watched Stan cry. Didn’t know how to help but he knew how to fly, And Barbarosa buballoo Befriended Stan Small and Blue. That’s all Stan needed today To help him happily on his way. Barbarosa’s legs and arms Took Stan and he through adventure’s palms. Green and sticky Barbarosa Saw an unfamiliar thing, Two creatures curious move closer And the thing begins to sing… Melske.
from melske :
Joy to the world, here's another poetic injustice. A tree for you and a tree for me. A reverberating, oxygenating, refoliating, deciduous oasis for the whole world to breathe. Like the willow of a lifetime, ebbing in and out like a glove. Time inside a bottle sent across the world with love. To rescue many Islands from the isolation there; the stranded rocks of fortune with their natural resources stripped bare. Absconding from the failure to connect the dots to God, a girl beside another so consumed by what they're not. Compare yourself to models of a role we much malign. Control is not a commodity we breed to be unkind. Ambition raises volume as the plebs revolt en masse, decisions are our dance floors but the majority can't dance to anything creative, beyond the four by four. So what dance do we have when the music is no more? Beyond us is the vision of a nightclub filled with grace. Above us the reflection of the demons we must face. Regardless of our choosing there is no such thing as good taste; bereft of boogie bruising, never learned or defaced. A dj can't be blamed for the lack of inspiration and perhaps there's something sacred in a lot of perspiration. No sleep, just dance. No excuses or pure chance. The rhythm's in a fish bowl and the poison's in the fruit, so take off your Armani satin lined jump suit and get back to the days when your toes would lead you fearless to the spaces in between; when their eyes did never haunt you, all your footsteps were so keen. When the sheath upon your body did not shield you from threst, when the day light welcomed everything your innocence did request. Just dance! Melske
from melske :
Here's a taste of my prose. A little more philosophical than usual, but you should enjoy it regardless... Smoking and drinking and speeding and such. These nights without duty don't bother me much. More of the same and less of the new. I'd druther be naked and deep inside you. I'd druther be wild and unpredictably free. I'd druther be the one insode you wanted to be. I'd druther be rich than famous and known. I'd druther be wise than ignorantly shown. I'd druther be closer to God than to earth. I'd druther be male, but i'd druther give birth. I'd druther be small and sexy and weird, than a muscle bound meat-head predominantly feared. I'd druther be useful and laterally sound than one of the cripples that get passed around. I'd druther be shown how much I am worth than constantly told i'm a pure source of mirth. I'd ruther take drugs and experience pain than be pure and holy and live but in vane. I'de druther be kind to heartless and evil than eat of the wheat despite the weavils. I'd druther be willful andhuman and whole than follow the wishes of another's brave soul. I'd druther be wrong but try to be right than righteous and myopic and willing to fight. I'd druther be risky and injured and sure than eternally safe and frightened to the core. I'd druther be swimming in rueful esteem than consumed by megalomanias nightmarish dream. I'd druther be proud of the tihngs that I do than hide them away from people like you. I'd druther be silent when the words don't flow than pretend all the things I don't really know.. I'd druther be read to the ears of the wise than to the hearts who so easily despise. I'd druther be broken and able to mend than immovably bound and forever condemned. I'd druther be pale and empty and me than rosey and sated by external glee. I'd druther be blind to the fate I attract than conscious of every disaster and fact. I'd drutherr say now that I love you like life than lose you to destiny's irredeemable knife. I'd druther be dreaming of violence and gore than sexual pleasures of an isolated whore. I'd druther paint pictures of people in pain than photograph flowers again and again. I'd druther sing for myself all alone than perform like a monkey to faces of stone. I'd druther see colours I don't understand than nothing but the eyes of the average man. I'd druther be cursed with the gift of the few than be blind to the nature and beauty of you. I'd druther take flight as an angel on earth than believe in the wings of heavenly rebirth. I'd druther right odes the ones I have lost than curses to those who've betrayed me and crossed. I'd druther stay still and absorb the night air than wrestle with silence and space I can't bare. I'd druther not tangle with who, what, and where but unfortnately I have much time to spare.
from melske :
The journo thing was thanks to me flicking between my email and Diaryland. Once again, I apologise. What do I write, hmm. How do I answer this question without sounding (a)hedonistic, (b)perverse? I write adult faery tales, children's stories, prose, twisted poetry, and most importantly of all - autobiographical material. You see, unlike most of the people i've ever met I have this inate ability to attract adventure. Certainly the majority is unwanted but my life seems to have it's own plan. So instead of whining and screwing myself up into a dysfunctional heap, I decided to use such experience to my advantage. Of course I am yet to brave the world of publishers and the like...this may have something to do with the fact that I only recently became acquainted with what is commonly referred to as a stable abode. 99.9% of the years i've existed have been spent gypsying around thanks to parental dramas or those i've attracted ever since. Still interested?
from melske :
Yeah it's me again, no i'm not stalking you, I just realised I made another faux pas...you're not a journalist at all, are you?! You are a convincing scribe though. If you're looking for zany German stuff, I recommend Negativeland. As for techno I have nothing but the deepest disgust so can't help ya there. Then there was the cancer comment. To rationalise it as simply as possible, there is a cure for cancer and most of the research was done in Australia about twenty years ago. It involves natural products which cannot be patented and as such are somewhat unprofitable for the medical/pharmeceutical industry. Unless they find a way to synthesise the nutrients involved and successfully administer them (highly unlikely, as the body knows the difference between synthetic and natural substances), then dis-eases labelled 'incurable' shall remain rife. Lastly, I'd just like to apologise once again for being off the planet the first two times I corresponded. Melske
from melske :
I guess you can add me to the stupid people along side cats and dogs, huh? Sorry about the syntax error my friend. It was late and I was drinking pretty heavily. No excuse but reasoning is human nature. So you're a journo? Are you a student of scholastic institution, or life? Now that I know you're only a few states away I feel closer to you already. Drop me a line, i'm a writer you know.
from melske :
hey mister, i'm not even from your country but thought i'd let you know your last entry was extremely entertaining. So your aunt's a nun. Great joke and even better attitude. Hope to chat with you on line sometime! Melske
from lilith-lohi :
hello. i guess that my diaryland diary is erased. i cant find it anywhere. i can still log in hoewever. curious. well. i started yet another xanga site. this one is under the username 'sonja_e' im not sure of the address. http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=sonja_e i think that link works. anyways, i just wanted to say hi to you. did you win your lottery?
from slapmeharder :
our chickens came in the house too. and the rabbit slept in my room and also had the run of the house. and ducks are very clever hey. and out geese would walk the fence of our property to mark their territory. and a snake wont cross a geese's path. and they walked out one day and were run over by a semi. and yeah. i grew up on a chicken farm. I've told all this to you before hey?
from hapithoughts :
wait. i just re-read your gbook signing. it was a torch? A TORCH?!?!? you're ONE YEAR OLD!!! what the FUCK are you doing with a torch that looks liek a cock and balls!!!???!!!
from hapithoughts :
hahahha!!! dude!! really? that's funny :)
from lems :
haha Liam...yeah I crossed over.....to the darkside. If you want....you can add my link to your comments....my user name at LJ(Live Journal) is Heartsvagaries. Thanks again
from lems :
Hi Liam, this is April (Lems). Well, I have moved my diary to Live Journal, and you asked me to let you know if ever I was to move. I may still use DL from time to time, but my main diary is HeartsVagaries and LJ. Thank again for the beautiful template. Happy black history month! hehehe : )
from gods :
we're reading too. one favor you haven't returned, link master.
from slapmeharder :
did you meant to write 'by licking' or 'butt licking' ??? ha ha
from slapmeharder :
THAT was pushing the envelope dear boy? looks more like a lickin of the envelope....dee dee dee
from tir-na-nog :
only way really to what?
from z0tl :
i offer nothing & i expect nothing in exchange. where's the loft in that again? middle class, abandonment, i have to work on understanding those. i'll keep reading, please don't break.
from ravieslave :
I have the same problem with entries myself. Once I start them I lose what little brain-substance I beheld to push me to wanting to unleash in the javascript box in the first place. North Korea is a threat, even if just wordfully so. I'm not wearing my contacts. This means I could turn all your transitive verbs into what is called 'ghetto-slang' and my eyes wouldn't know any different.
from z0tl :
i have inner beauty too, you know, and just because i am faster than a bee i don't think i should be discriminated against like that. ask cindielooloo, she'll tell you :) ps: also, everything in the world is not about power relationships, anyone with any amount of power would be crazy not to agree with you. do you really want me as a regular reader? that is a good question you should ask yourself.
from slapmeharder :
here kitty kitty here kitty kitty
from slapmeharder :
stupid guestbooks single hour signings...what do they want us to think or something? Um ....oh our friend has your button on her diary's 'crush' page.....ooooh. Yet again my turbulent emotions have got the better of my stomach. Liam I think I need to unlock my sitemeter again cos I'm too scared to go and see that my average has DROPPED BY TWENTY/DAY! And atleast with you checking it all the time I can get bad news from someone who loves me- as opposed to me. Hee. I'm hungry tired and wish I was rained on. xxxx
from dcalien :
Liam, that was a very good question. No, they do not know about my diary. I have not seen them for about three years, I am searching for them now, and I hope I find them, or they find me. I have lost track of everyone I ever knew for quite a while now, and am just returning from the land of the homeless. Thanks for asking.
from devilish- :
haha! good idea!
from devilish- :
well, 13 year olds don't usually own cars..so that would be kind of hard to do...but thanks for the input, much appriciated.
from seedpod :
after last two nights efforts I do not feel inclined to listen in the slightest. if I was screaming any louder for support and care and consideration- and a real interest in what I'm doing from someone else would you hear it? So I tell you how fragile the balance is and you blunder right over it- not intentionally granted- but I told you. how about the email about hoping that I'm coping (which I really really am fucking NOT)? maybe then someone would listen? xxx love the bitch
from dcalien :
Thanks for you offer to do a layout for me. Though there are some things I would like to change about it, I don't know exactly what yet. I will keep that in mind, assuming you were serious. I don't know if you thought I was fishing, or if you are just making an offer, or you see some glaring problems that should be fixed, or ok speculation program halted, hehe. I know not many would make negative comments about someone's layout out of courtesy, Though I wish I knew how to get feed back about mine.I let someone review me with that thought in mind, and I am still left a little unclear about the comments.Though I found a lot of humor in the comments about my emotional output. I really should ask her about it. cya Liam.
from dcalien :
Maybe I shoulda referenced a true jounalist, like Geraldo. Oooh Liam, did I tell you I like your layout? If I didn't, I should have. And did you notice I stopped hugging you in public? I think I go sleep now. Your humor is just so, funny. I like you. I mean my man. lol
from dcalien :
how cosmic, me and zot show up in so many of the same places. I think the content mask thing is more about sorry for not being content more. alienz catholic guilt thing next on oprah. hehe
from z0tl :
nutritionally, you're doing great. all the other recommendations, so-so, i'm all about having fun but could care less about the rest, so i'll stay away from the fave list for now. but thx again for the carbs :)
from z0tl :
ed, thx for noting, i'm not after lots of people listing me on their fave lists, i just am wondering how come not 1 has done that since the faithful 9 i started with. also, i don't use my fave list anymore, it scares me :)
from dcalien :
I like T rex, haven't heard them for years though. Hope your being drunk is a happy time.
from dcalien :
Your televised comment goes right over my head. sorry.
from dcalien :
The gb server must be overloaded, so I will just say here that the more I read your diary, the more impressed I am. -not anonymous hehe
from dcalien :
Before I forget again, I loved your note about looks around. ok what the hell hug. if it makes you feel any better about it, I am straight. lol
from dcalien :
Thanks for the nice words in your profile about me, Doc. *hugs*
from dcalien :
Duhhhh sure. I am not sure what I would do with it, but send me the html/css template. When I see it, I will probably understand. I will probably learn from the code at least. I really appreciate your offer. I am so illiterate with html. I have tried to study it some, though I have better luck so far just getting into some code and playing. The lessons I have looked at say simply do this, and I simply don't know how. hehe
from dcalien :
I looked at some of your pictures the other day, and it looks like you live in a beautiful place. Glad you had a good three hours.
from dcalien :
Thank you for adding me to your life.
from dcalien :
Are some of your Snoopys anatomically correct? Is this part of the free speech thing? I'll be back.
from cindie-loo :
instead of other people telling me im clever, i just tell myself.
from slapmeharder :
my nasal passages hurt
from slapmeharder :
oh by the way Crystal is cute and cuddly (I seen pictures) but careful cos she has sharp little teeth and likes to bite. There's a man on my street yelling, "Aboriginals are *something really objectionable*" Damn fucker wish he's shut up.
from nicedream02 :
hi, do you live in austrailia? Thats nice that your mom,and dog go out ith you on walks. I like your diary. Happy holidays
from smellyfinger :
I had my milk today and realized the power of the dairy. I now know where the capital of that place is. It's in that place. Dark sky means naked Panda.
from slapmeharder :
he values you hightly cos he speaks pure smellyness to you doc. un adulterated smellys for you. yay. come lie on the smelly couch with me and nuzzle? hee.
from smellyfinger :
Clap your hands for the grandma. She has ex-lax and loves to spread the joy. Knock out the rabbit tooth. Have a nut or two. Protein rocks your world.
from smellyfinger :
Do you have a problem with dog turds at your place? If so, please call the Strawberry Monkey Hotline and discuss the politics of the cheese in the can fiasco.
from hapithoughts :
that laugh in your gbook was about my gbook entries, and not your piccies!!! i shodul really be more clear before i hit enter. your piccies are wonderful. :)
from slapmeharder :
hello I was about to leave you a note but you came on line. xxx
from slapmeharder :
I got iccream and the BBC, what's iccream? sounds like a marital aid. xxx
from slapmeharder :
i can't they live here
from slapmeharder :
fine then...seeing you're in my notes and not my guestbook....you'll have to shove over so that me, bedperson and smellyfinger can stretch out and have a nice cuddly snooze....*looks at you with a wicked grin* are you SURE you don't want to forgive me and come lie down? *offers you a mint again*
from slapmeharder :
the mints are chewy want one? Oh you are still upset at me for the elbow to the nuts hey? sorry...want me to kiss them better? *roars with laughter* *looks at you seriously and raises an eyebrow*
from slapmeharder :
Guestbook Love? How about a Guestbook Beatin?
from lems :
Do you have AOL or AIM? It would be much easier to talk to eachother like that. You don't have to make a masterpiece......anything is better than what I have now.
from lems :
ha ha...thank you for your time. Ok so for the colors. I Love blue and blue or blue and a blueish green. I'm pre-med, so I like medical stuff. I like stars. Romantic stuff....but not cheesy, just beautiful. So many things I like. Hope that helps a little. Maybe a little bit of dark red here and there. Mostly, I enjoy beautiful things. It dosen't have to be things that most people would consider beautiful, just as long as there is some sort of beauty in it or to it. Oh! getting to deep, I will stop :)
from lems :
Ok, so I may sound like a complete dork, but um I don't know a THING about making a template. My diary looks boring....other people's diary look nice. I want mine to reflect me. I need help in all aspects of the project. lems
from lems :
I read your diary.....very nice. I heard that you make ....or help make templates. I could use some help, so if you get a chance...leave me a note. Thanks "remember all I say could be complete bullshit" lems
from brio :
well either i posted to messages (that were the same) in your guestbook and they weren't showing up for me or i just suck and it's against me. anyway i just wanted to say thanks :)
from lilith-lohi :
hello there. guess what, our mothers have the same birthday. mine just turned 49. i like your new format. river man comes home tuesday afternoon. oh hell.
from slapmeharder :
missed you big time.
from slapmeharder :
I forget about here. Wow. Last time I was here I was emotional and drunk. Now I'm smiling and thinkin about telephone poles..gosh remind me to send you the photos of tram lines....xxxx
from slapmeharder :
ouch it hurts. *little sticky heart plods on the floor*
from slapmeharder :
ooh on a computer down at the internet place that used to eat up all my money. your site looks really cool on their computers. those little screens make it all big and pretty. my guestbook stilll aint working I'm still pissed off about it. atleast now I just know that its all us suckers in the GMU +10 time zone or something. go harass Andrew like a good love will you? hee. okay gotta run back to work. I'll possibly call you after work to find out what's in my guestbook and just to say hello too. xoxoxoxooxoxoa le x
from slapmeharder :
aww. I hate that. I know that feeling. I really do. I'd find you the link to the entry that is all about it but I'm too lazy. but I do know. aww. man. I wish that I could be around to hang with you. so that when we both freak out over that shit we just cry and go sit somewhere and drink coke and talk shit till we feel better.
from bella-amor :
Just wanted to say hey, I'm from Perth too.
from poker :
please please please liam, change that monkey, it looks sad or sick or something, it looks like half its head is being sucked down a vacuum. i dont mean to come and throw insults, thankyou for your signage, appreciated
from her-redshoes :
yes. that is exactly what it means.
from lip-service :
Thanks for the notes man. I can now distinguish between the good guys and the bad guys... at least i'm trying.
from bonhomie9 :
i really <3 your layout. monkeys are the best. you write really well also, keep up the great work!
from rose524 :
yes, yes it is exciting
from madpoet :
well, i like to read it. if that means anything.
from rose524 :
wow i also have both allen ginsberg and herman hesse listed as favorites. actually its not that exciting.
from lilith-lohi :
hello doctor, how have you been? ive been reading your diary today, trying to catch up. but its been so long it seems an impossible task. ill be writing you back on the last email you sent me soon. ive found some time, caught it and now its mine. im also thinking about starting up again, at diarying. well see. well, i just wanted to say hello. everything looks great. lilith
from madpoet :
well i don't want you to feel like you have to write to me. of course i enjoy hearing from you but if it's a chore then better that i don't.
from madpoet :
happy birthday for yesterday. i'm sorry i couldn't wish you a happy birthday on the day itself. hope all's well and continues to be.
from weedqueen :
um, i forgot what i was going to write, but hi is as good as anything, cos i havent said it for a while. i think i was going to ask about sea-otters or something, i dont remember. if i remember, i will leave another note! hope you're ok, happy birthday, love rach.x
from slapmeharder :
see i came but you wern't here...oh well...hope you slept well...ELVIS was awesome....xxxxxxxxx*kiss* alex..hey Liam, what DOES your diaryland name mean? I've never asked you.
from brio :
I just wanted to say I like your recent entry. We looked at some of that feminism and Buffy stuff in english this year which was pretty cool (yeah, maybe that's because I don't remember much of it). The "head" info etc was quite interesting to (now I never thought I'd be typing that ;p) Well, I think that's enough semi-complimentary stuff from me for one day!!
from alexamia :
sorry! please don't hate me! ooh your in Perth...nice one.....
from victoriaplum :
well, I did write an email, substituating the '.diaryland' to an '@diaryland', but it looks like that didn't work! It basically said that usually I'm pretty decisive but I don't really know what I'm deciding about so I'll trust anyone more experienced than myself! (ie, you) I'm not overly keen on pictures though, going on what I've seen I mean. Anything you need me to help with please yell. thankyou! xx
from emptyhouse :
oh, i thought steppenwolf was really good up until the end when hesse made a totally different point that had nothing to do with the book and thus trivialized the whole experience. it just made me mad, but i didn't mean to insult ya. i'm glad you like the eels. more people should.
from lip-service :
kudos for the note... linux you say?
from emptyhouse :
thanks for the note, but steppenwolf? ugh.
from apehead :
hey cool diary and all...so yeah. i'd like to say you inspired me to write a mature diary that's actually good to read, but sorry. My diary will remain stupid because I'm too lazy to change it. Thanks anyway.
from jc144 :
Sounds like a good day of sightseeing. :) Were you going to tell more about the letter? The really short entry piqued my curiosity about it.
from jc144 :
Well, at least the first photo that has not been photoshopped (like the one of you feeding the goats). Did you have a lot of hair before you shaved it?
from lip-service :
woah- you are totally cool! I think I'm in love!
from lip-service :
Thank you... (about the whole height thing)
from jimmy-paige :
Hey!! I don't know you, but you sound like a very interesting person. I hope you have a really wonderful day!! I wish much love for you and everyone around you!
from sandi-s :
Polite e-mails? Ohh you must mean the ones *before* you started calling me a Peter Andre fan. Bastard. :p
from sandi-s :
Hey, Thanks for the note (all three of them :p). For some reason the e-mail keeps bouncing so I've resorted to leaving you notes. It's actually really wierd about my template, because I've just tugged out a standard one. It's supposed to show up as white writing on a blue background, which is relatively easy to read. Mainly that was because my skills as a web monkey is virtually non existent and, a complete lack of time and patience on my part to see if I could come up with anything better. I think my criteria was "Okay, it's not too much of an eyesore, I can live with that." In any case, it's wonderful of you to offer to make the 'not quite an eyesore' better and I'd be delighted to see what you come up with, and I promise I won't innundate you with ghastly litle hate mail messages in your guestbook! Cheers, Sandi
from jc144 :
Which Talking Heads CD did you pick up? It does seem odd that it would not include Girlfriend Is Better...
from jc144 :
I like the layout, but am ambivalent about the salmon colour. What kind of filters did you use on the photo?
from jc144 :
Mac users are able to either hold down (basically a long click) or hit ctrl and click to pull up the same things a right click would. It did take some getting used to at first, but now I'm not sure how well I would do navigating in a PC environment. :) Oh, and I've been informed that it's mostly ctrl-click, as not all applications have the long click option. I also think war on drugs is misdirected. My city is wanting to crack down hard core on hydroponic/house growers, but mostly due to the booby trapping that has injured people/caused property damage due to fires.
from dselljr :
You would be our first ordained minister! Welcome to Geeksville! I am not a number. you are number: 15 Dennis Sell, Humble ringleader of geeksville
from dereal :
you know what. i made an account at this diaryland just so i could leave a comment. I was originally searching at google.com for eels lyrics (to see if i really heard right when listening to souljacker part 1) and i came across the eels album entry in your quaint lil diary here. Your a funny lad, and i thought i'd let you know... greetings from Brisneyland. never did find those lyrics tho.
from tenjouutena :
oh =) and i sat there looking thru old entries to try out the new template too ;P
from tenjouutena :
i'm having the same problem with that, the templates switching after a certain point i mean. bleh!
from tenjouutena :
herro, just finished sending that email to u and just read up on what's going on with the lock. i hope your diary won't change... please don't give it up either. don't cry... thing's turn out ok after awhile. they usually do... ok nevermind cry if u need to. keep in mind: even tho u don't know me too well, i'll try as hard as i can to be there for u if u need someone.
from breathless- :
I've been reading your diary and you can really write. I'll be back. Anyways, if you get a chance, check out my diary and drop me a note! :)
from tenjouutena :
hi i already signed ur guestbook so what the @$^%! am i doing here?? yah.. i like ur writing.

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