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from norhashimah :
hi...nice to meet you.how are you?
from cdghost :
read your words. thanks
from voidmylife :
I read you. It's fun.
from dayzie :
you knew jack pinnix? i didnt know him well.. did you? i would like to find out more about him.. if possible.. please leave me a message..
from bratnatch :
that is... your review for girlreview is up!
from girlreview :
i realized you deleted us from your list about halfway through the review, but damn it if i wasn't going to finish it.
from loneflower :
What advice did he offer for planning your future and good colleges?
from loneflower :
No, actually he would include that type of information in his classroom lectures. You see, he was a coroner. This is how he knew so much about corporeal decay. He would even examine various parts of the corpse -like the brain. He definitely discussed psychology. The process of memory and the filtering process. What a brillant man.
from loneflower :
I just got your last message. I now understand. I feel like I have lost my mentor, this is why I hurt so much right now. If you could, do tell me what types of things your group was taught at these conferences.
from loneflower :
Hello, I saw that you too knew Jack Pinnix. Were you one of his students? I wish I had a way of contacting his family. You should read my entry.
from lostunderit :
Why are you locked? It's making me really sad.
from herdarlinsin :
Umm I found you through a site where you called me a whiney little bitch. Is that really needed? A review is a review, regardless of the things I siad afterwards. If you would have taken the time to read a little further, maybe youd have noticed I'm not so much a whiney little bitch as you say, but whatever. Everyone is entitled to their feelings, it doesnt make them right, or wrong. Im not angry and pissed off what have you because of what you said, I just wanted to reiterate that everyone has thri small little immature moments and becoem defensive towards words or thing said to or about them and have a right of their own to voice themselves. Either way it goes, no one is worng and no one is ever right. Mistakes are meant to be made in life so we can learn from them. Sorry for messing up your notes page. Have a good day
from asiwas :
Your loves and hates... that's amazing. I swear to jebus, it applies to me too. No such thing as perfect love. That's awesome. Seriously, I'm in the same spot with my boyfriend. I'm glad I'm not alone in this feeling.
from lostunderit :
It's crazy that I feel the same way. I'm sorry. I wish you the best.
from r-e-v-i-e-w :
yo--review up!
from for-you-only :
sorry about that- I don't know what I had done with it... maybe I just forgot to copy it when I moved the links. It's there now.
from so-clever :
Your review has been posted.
from hunurevu :
Diary's up! WOOT!
from jejiep :
Hi! I asked for a review on Feb 24 but seems like you didn't get it because you said on your site there's no one asking for a review. I sent it in again, I hope you get the request. I'm wondering if you can review me although, a caveat: my diary is crapola. But at least you'll have fun ripping it off. Thanks!
from kind-reviews :
Hi. I just wanted to let you know that your review is done. Thanks again for requesting!
from crackisbad :
its better than your last layout.
from two-review :
hey, thanks for aking for a review. i really enjoyed your diary. your review is up.
from blinkrevu :
why, certainly. i'll get your link up tonight sometime. --meredith
from icedmilk :
your review is done. -haligh
from for-you-only :
psst, now I know why you call it fake. btw, I e-mailed you.
from airheadviews :
Thanks for requesting a review with us. Your review is now up and can be viewed at: http://airheadviews.diaryland.com/fakebob.html
from rosedreaming :
I think I got here from Redneckrevews. I saw that you have sylvia plath listed as a favorite author. My friends and I are big english dorks and I thought I would share with you an ocassion we made fun at Plath's expense. About 3 months ago I was at a friends house in her living room and she was in the kitchen and she shouted to me, "Jessica! I found something in the oven!" "What!," I shouted back, "Sylvia Plath." "No, even better, cake!"
from for-you-only :
Hello. I'd like you to be the one to review my diary at your temporary review site. (r-e-v-i-e-w) I've been recieving a lot of bad reviews, and with each review I try to take some of their thoughts into consideration and I've made modifications. However, most reviews I get are rather brief - I'm hoping for something a little more specific as to likes and dislikes. Thank you for your time and effort. ~Pink
from crackisbad :
uteruses are as bad as notes. notes need to die. guestbooks for life! but what i really came here to say to you was about uteruses. they need to die. i don't know how old you are, but if you don't want kids (if you do: you stereotypical fuck) you should look into having your uterus lining burned off! endometrial ablation, it's called. anyway. that's all. uteruses suck. they need to die. guestbooks for life! repeat = joke. be well and don't smell!
from paradoxed00 :
Hey this is Celine from Solitary-Reviews.Dx. We're not shutting down but we're not quite free nowadays. Take our link down if you wish and if you still want a review from us in the future feel free to request again. So I'll just remove you from the pending list for now.
from tracey-face :
Your review is up at flirtreviews. Go check it out. http://flirtreviews.diaryland.com/fakebob.html
from shobie :
You have no idea how much that frightens me.
from shobie :
I saw your link on the Iced Milk Reviews site and decided to check your diary out... did your aunt really get set on fire? I find that kind of weird. Pardon me for sounding ignorant.
from theweirdling :
"They lit my aunt on fire and made her ride a goat. Why isn't that illegal?" For some reason that one sentence alone almost made me want to add you to my favorites. Meh, I still don't like your layout if you care at all, but your last 3 entries haven't been bad.
from theweirdling :
Hehe, thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
from icedmilk :
Well, here's the thing. I've been out, off and on, for the past two months. I was in the process of moving and changing schools, so I didn't get much of a time to keep the site in prime condition. My reviewers have been lazy in updating, etc. However- I did have one girl working on your review, then she had to leave do to unforeseen circumstances. You'll be added to the pending list soon after I leave you this note, if you'd still like a review. Sorry for the inconvenience. -Kelsey
from kizzykim :
LoL, you rock. I didn't realize retarded chimps qualified for presidency, either. :)
from theweirdling :
Haha, I think you've tolerated me enough. Thanks though.
from fucknutviews :
One more thing, don't be angry. We here at Fucknut Reviews LOVE our customers. Really, we do. You may ask for a rereview from me in 2 weeks or from Riki now.
from fucknutviews :
Sorry, I was on the wrong account. Anyway, I didn't insult your grammar or spelling, come to think of it.
from theweirdling :
Well at least you said thank you. For the record, I can tell you exactly what I want to tell you when I review you. Don't rag on MY diary in a comment. I asked for a review from your site, feel free to tell me what an asshole I am then, I will be sort of pissed if you bias it based on my review of you. And my review site was created befvore I had heard of insanity reviews...Not that I ned to justify that to YOU.
from fucknutviews :
Alright, your review is complete. Sorry if it sounds like I hate you. I don't REALLY, haha. Not too bad.
from fucknutviews :
No problem, give me a day or two.
from cynical-cite :
Finished your review! I hope you're happy with it!
from dudetterevue :
Your review is up x
from abc-reviews :
Your review is done.
from lostunderit :
Haha, thanks. Make sure to leave lots of constructive critisicm... cause believe it or not, I have some desire to go into a "writing" major a.k.a. journalism major. So, I can take all the help I can get. This place is where I usually go for deep dark secrets and other things I don't want anyone I know to read. Feel free to browse any diary of mine and let me know. I'm kind of excited. I'm also kind of a nerd. :)
from lostunderit :
Nah, I appreciate honesty. Your review was motivation. I've been meaning to change a bunch of stuff with my layout and html and yadda yadda... I just never got around to it. So you yelled at me, so I did it. I'm glad you like. & your new entry was really funny. Because I agree.
from r-e-v-i-e-w :
hey, val here. all of the sites on the top of the review pending list seem like they might be styled towards you? i dunno. take the ones you'd like and i'll do the rest (of the top four).
from fight-club16 :
oh not at all. you are still helping out with the site, and that's all I want. however you choose to review is entirely your decision, unless you're like way out of hand (cussing people out or something like that). keep up the most excellent work :D
from fight-club16 :
:) thank you for saying i am nice to everybody. I just have learned in 350+ reviews that most people want to hear they are good/great writers and that they are enjoyable to read. I've gotten in enough fights with requesters over reviews that I just gave up. I don't think it is bad at all that you are more brutal than I! It's a good thing. People will want that sometimes too, and I just can't give it.
from fight-club16 :
hey, you do reviews in ms word right? it won't work there. links will not work from ms word, that's why i do all my reviews in notepad. so you either have to go back and fix all the links (ms word makes quotes do something funny) or switch programs. --v.

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