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from cowgirldan :
so...are you dead or what?
from lahoo :
come home. yo. come home. or write me an email, even. your diary is hawwwt, bytheway.
from mrgobsters :
hm.. i was looking at your profile.. why? I dont know. I just wanted to say that it's cool that you like Lost in Translation.. thats one of my favorite movies.
from burningsweet :
you're hot. i'd do you.
from cowgirldan :
Oh emm gee. Where the eff have you been all my effing life you effer? Senorita, I feel for you. You deal with things that you don't have to. He doesn't love you I can tell by his charms, but if you can feel this real love if you just asldk;fja;sdlkfjasd (I can't understand what he says there). SO TAKE THAT EL PRESIDENTE.
from notverysane :
Well, erm, hello! My name's Jessica, and I stumbled upon your diary after a random selection through the d-land members list. Hah, you really remind me of somebody I used to know...*sigh*. Anyways, it looks like we have VERY similar taste in movies, so rock on. I saw Eternal Sunshine yesterday. Frickin' cool. We should talk sometime. My sn on AIM is XxPoisonDart7xX. Toodles. -Jessica, a.k.a. the Poison Dart (I just type it with everything. My apologies)
from cowgirldan :
P.S. I have a mix tape for you, foo.
from cowgirldan :
What the eff, Stef? I thought you came back.
from ratherbored :
I made a sequel to Happy Day The Epic Musical on my other computer like in December so I'll try andput it on. Because I am THAT cool.
from lahoo :
<3 for you, even though you dont email me :(
from greenthinker :
i heart you.
from cowgirldan :
You being back at d-land is like MJ returning to basketball after that short-lived baseball career. And I do mean Michael Jordan, not Michael Jackson, who only likes to play pee-wee, if you know what I mean.
from ratherbored :
OH MY GAWD. THIS IS LIKE JESUS RETURNING! haha no im not on prozac. i just love using the crippling depressed as the butt of my jokes, as well as Jesus. cos i'm coo' like dat
from pokytemps :
Yay, you're back! With Strong Bad gracing your template. Hey.. nice cell phone bill. Just the thing to please the rents.
from suicidalsada :
Hey. Thanks for the note! you inflated my ego quite a bit. But your neat. and yes. I will accept the duties of president.
from cowgirldan :
*whimper whimper* Where are you? I might've finished your mix tape today. And I have a template-related question. And I'm bored out of my mind and about to go to bed if you don't sign on.
from cowgirldan :
Hahahaha, I love you. And I never thought about it that way. They are cute boys...
from cowgirldan :
Fine by me, little lady. You're going to love what I'm about to post...if I can figure out the HTML. Actually, why don't you get your ass online and tell me how!
from cowgirldan :
As long as you don't go totally psycho and try to kill me in my sleep. And yes, I had fun. Hope you did too!
from cowgirldan :
All right, you've forced me into it. I need your address so I can mail your schaweet package to you. Now, are you going to keep ignoring me if you know that I have presents?
from cowgirldan :
Get online, hobag. Or I'll be forced to have a notes-conversation with you. I really need to talk to you. So..yeah.
from fastredcar :
hey um if you could write a new entry.. that'd be great. i know i'm the one who wrote you the last note, too. but i gotta read more of your stuff please! i mean, how was the christmas and new years eve, for you? so pleeease? pretty please? with a cherry on top?
from fastredcar :
yeah hey trading lives doesnt sound half bad.. its the new year time for new experiences and all that shpeel you know! inexperience and naivete [or however you spell it] are priceless doesnt matter how old you are you're lucky be happy. well i know you probably arent happy but im wandering aimlessly right now. i've been trying with catcher fyi its pretty good im maybe half or a thirds way through. hope this year goes well for ya!
from cowgirldan :
Oh yeah?!? Well, today, I told my joke about rollerbladers to my Warm Little Pond group, and they didn't laugh. But I...I was laughing my ass off, as I do everytime I tell that joke. I think we're on the same level here.
from killingyou :
you, my dear, are cooler than the coolest cool in the cool parade.
from randomsnark :
why has it taken my so long to realize how SUPER AWESOME you are?
from cowgirldan :
Oh. man. I've been wanting to talk to you for sooooo long because you are NEVER ONLINE ANYMORE. But, whatev. So right, I'm watching SNL tonight, having forgotten that my earphones are plugged into my comp and the noise is off, and my screen saver is covering the screen. So then, I go to the computer and I've missed you DAMMIT. I hate myself.
from cowgirldan :
Hahahahahaah....aren't they pretty???
from cowgirldan :
::whimper:: Seriously Stef. Where is the mayhem in suburbia? This isn't funny, ho bag.
from lahoo :
you muh home slice, girl
from cowgirldan :
Come back, homoerectus. Cyberspace is lonely without your cyberface.
from cowgirldan :
YaY! Stefanopolis is back in action...And I love the whole Saves the Day motif. It takes me back...to five minutes ago when I loved Saves the Day. Wait, make that it takes me back to right this very minute? Man, drugs are cool kids. You should try them. They fuck you up.
from kornrockchic :
Oh no!!! You've licked...whoops, typing error...oh gosh, too lazy to use the backspace buttons, ok what I meant to say was you've LOCKED your diary again. Got dangit! You gotta stop doing this to the people who have no life and who read your diary!...but um...of course I'm not one of those....people...s..but it makes me sad you locked your diary, and not just little sad....its like you shot me through the face with a kitchen fork :(...i know...damaging
from greenthinker :
why do you password me oh diary god!? help me, friend, i love you! sally
from cowgirldan :
Less than three, home-dawg...Less than three.
from alyak :
Come back to me, Stef. I'm vulnerable, just like you said! I miss you...and I don't what say besides I'm really, really sorry! I know what it's like, so if you need someone to talk to you I'm always here for you, k? I know it sounds corny and what not, but still, I've been there so I understand more than you know! <33
from neuroticaa :
<3
from cowgirldan :
Come back little grasshopper.
from cowgirldan :
I love you. Talking to you makes my day everyday. You are not a disgrace. Although I am at times embarrassed to admit I have Internet friends, I can't help but tell my friends about how hilarious and wonderful you are. I wish you could mail yourself to Arkansas/Missouri and leave that place that I've never seen yet seems to (justifiably) make you so sad and come and live with me in Diaryland forever and ever, Amen.
from lahoo :
that sounds horrible, stef. im really sorry that happened to you and you're having to go through this because you are such a good person. you think you aren't and you only show certain sides of you in your diary, but i think you're more truthful in emails and you're such a cool person when you stop trying to be so funny all the time because not everyone is funny all the time. i dont want you to die. i dont think you want to die either, you have people who do care about you. those are the people worth living for.
from xredstarsx :
I don't want you to die. It would make me sad. I don't even know you but it would make me cry. And I hate crying. I love reading your diary. Smile!
from cowgirldan :
Well...I don't hate you. As a mattere of fact, I love you like whoa. And I wish you would fucking stay alive.
from cowgirldan :
First of all, that tattoo would be totally hot. Secondly, I just listened to that song. Where did you find that and who wrote it because it made me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy.
from alyak :
What's up with that, cracka? No password for your in-the-closet lesbian friend? :-P Fine...I won't take you back next time, I just won't do it again...SEND ME A PASSWORD! :-) spoiledlilbrat13@hotmail.com -Kayla
from cowgirldan :
Do I ah-ffend? Yeah...you know what movie it's from!
from cowgirldan :
I sound like such a fag on this. I'm going to record myself telling myself jokes to make up for it.
from cowgirldan :
I know you're talking about those crushed velvet turtle necks, right? Because I totally might have had a red one. And yeah, it was short sleeved.
from dud-ley :
I hope that one day I, too, shall rape your notes page.
from dipndot :
aww thanks sweet pea.
from cowgirldan :
You should definitely get that checked out. Hey, I requested a review! And I believe we're having another notes conversation. They just can't do it like we do.
from cowgirldan :
Thanks, it was bothering me. Seriously, I just can't leave your notes page alone...
from cowgirldan :
MUAHAHAHAHA! The Note Page Rapist is on the loose!!!!! Get on the ball and get a new hot and smokin' template. I'm beggin' you! And once, I had a bus driver who wore breathe-right strips and called us 'beasts.' He is still, to this day the most unattractive man I have ever come across.
from a-n-d-r-e-a :
About the bus drivers being ugly. It has to be!! I don't think I've ever saw a cute bus driver! haha
from cowgirldan :
Your new template makes me hot and sweaty.
from cowgirldan :
P.S. Somehow, I missed like THREE of the notes you left me last night. Obviously you were having a one-sided conversation.
from cowgirldan :
YES! Your scroll bar is SO TINY!! SUCCESS!!!
from cowgirldan :
Steenon, girl of the 21st century. I smell a Disney made-for-TV movie. Oh! I could play the Raven Simone part, before she got fat!
from cowgirldan :
You don't know who he is? Then you're a liar who doesn't live in Georgia. You live with me on Mars.
from lahoo :
i have no clue whats going on at all. *is confused and runs away* (not about me....) P.S. EMAIL ME!
from cowgirldan :
YOU BITCH. I HATE YOU.
from cowgirldan :
Telling your parents you're gay.
from fakingcool :
I don't know, what?
from cowgirldan :
What's the hardest part about learning to rollerblade?
from cowgirldan :
OH MY GOSH. NO YOU DIDN'T!!! Hi, I'm Harry. Harry Lipps.
from cowgirldan :
I know, my smartness is undeniable. Hold on while I send the email.
from cowgirldan :
STEF!! ::Throws Wizzlenord gang sign:: So, I'm poor. Right. And for Christmas, I'm using my artistic talents (among others...hey hey) to make presents for my friends. I'm going to email you something I did for Savannah, and tell me what I need to do to it to make it better.
from cowgirldan :
I know you're there. Get on AIM or something so I can talk to you.
from cowgirldan :
That's not Pippi, that's me. And I only did it because Dave Thomas promised me sex.
from cowgirldan :
I know its only been..like..two days, but I miss you all intensely. I use my friends' computers when they'll let me but it just isn't the same. I feel rushed, no time to sit back and relax and say things like 'Wizzlenord.' So sad, so sad.
from neuroticaa :
yay! my efforts aren't all in vain then. 3
from stumblebee :
user: dont pass: tellmom
from killingyou :
i'm going to that show when they come to toronto :D
from lahoo :
yay show! fun! (*is sad about email mishap*)
from cowgirldan :
Ahhh...wasn't it magnifico? Do you agree with me that the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday is one fine motha focka? But I'm glad you had a good time. P.S. Michael Ian Black = the love of my Saturday night. He's waiting for me to come to bed right now. So I have to go...
from fakingcool :
memo-to-self: Just to show, I'm still down with leavin' notes to myself Rock the eff'' on!
from dud-ley :
you have this amazing ability to sign offline during a convo without saying goodbye. but one day i will forgive you. until then, however, you are my arch enemy... the tanya to my nancy, the wes borland to my fred durst, the darth vader to my obie won.
from cowgirldan :
Your mediocreness astounds me. I see you, being mediocre...and I want to strive to be like you...because if you are mediocre..I am a mere peasant picking cotton, and doing other less than mediocre things. You're so hot. I rate your diary and give it 10239847123 out of 10. The end.
from lahoo :
I miss your emails! Oh! And my History teacher is funny, too!
from nonpliable :
you crack me up. you are just flippin fantastic.
from cowgirldan :
YAY!!!! I am so so so so so so so so so so happy for you! I'm so happy I can't even think of anything clever to write. Just...YAY.
from dud-ley :
oh steffy! you rock my socks! i have never been anyone's hero before!!!!! you are my bette middler... and i, i am the wind beneath your wings.
from cowgirldan :
OH. MY. WORD. I am so hot and famous and totally in your entry. All up in it like wiggas with pimp limps and hoes who smell like Kibbles'N'Bits. Man'oh'man, I hope they have space for break dancing in Hell. At least we'll have each other and we can be roommates and complain about the heat while sitting on our back porch...that is, if they give you the privledge of back porches in hell.
from dipndot :
who said you had to have a penis? haha. juuuust kidding... but yeah, you know i would, hot cross buns!
from dylanwashere :
wooo...so cool to get your note. Must have been a hot production. Keep sizzling now.
from blacsunrise :
DUDE! Jordi (or however you spell those too-far-in-the-future-to-even-comprehend names) was totally awesome with his funky 80's style goggles. I totally did itt. Like woah. So my cat just farted really loud and its weird. Ever notice how most animals only have SBD's? Hes like louder than an air horn. CRAZY
from ratherbored :
oh my god! i used to do the headband/star trek thing ALL the time!!
from xtooprettyx :
hey.. want to get your diary design review? doesn't matter who made the review... if you do, you can request a review at xtooprettyx design reviews...
from killingyou :
oh man. you are so not the only one.
from pokytoes :
i do the headband thing too. on a regular basis.
from cowgirldan :
You weren't the only one. Flava Flav's been doin' it for years, so has my crazy Aunt Betsy who's lived in the home since '84. Don't worry. You're cool.
from dud-ley :
stef, i love you, but i have no idea what the hell your note means.
from mystdreamer :
wut wuz the point of IMing me?
from lahoo :
you know what? everyone (but you, of course) ho reads my diary never writes me notes. i stare at the same ones for weeks and feel tears forming in my eyes. but tears never come. oh well.
from lahoo :
LFO! I saw that Rich Cronin dude on something and was like bursting into song. And um. thats not uh lame, at um, all. i read your latest entry but i have no clue what it was about an hour later. dammit.
from boot-in-ear :
heh heh. that song is pretty funny. please forgive me for the pathetic, but oh-so-called-for "Holla!!" that made my day bright.
from cowgirldan :
Does it mean that I'm a totally hot and desirable babe if I love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke too?
from soverycherry :
That evil song (Summer Girls) is one of my four most hated songs ever, just for its sheer stupidity and the fact that they got paid more money than I will ever see in my LIFE for that damn song. Happy weekending to you!
from inaptbeauty :
wow. great diary... so much words &&thoughts. i love the design too. <3
from dud-ley :
Third note in one day. I'm on a role, sista brother.
from killingyou :
you use this one and pink-upstart?
from cowgirldan :
Dude, that entry was funnny. And be careful around Big Moe, I contracted a nasty case of herpes from him.
from static-cling :
haha. you could be hanging up a hit list on your wall...#1 mom #2 dad #3 sister LOL
from cowgirldan :
Ahh, I know, it was awesome, prepare yourself. I'm still recovering today...I couldn't go to class and I think my eardrums are about to start bleeding. Awesome, awesome, awesome.
from dud-ley :
haha, you're too great. oh, and my buddy list keeps on screwing up, too. it's a conspiracy.
from cowgirldan :
I believe that five entries in one day is a new record. That's why I love you. Short and sweet my friend. You keep me from doing homework, which is so hot.
from dud-ley :
oh man. i love your scottish mom. boy... and roy... that is too great, alphonso, too great. stef, i love you like a fat kid who isn't lacktose-intollerant loves chocolate cake with chocolate frosting on top of it.
from boot-in-ear :
HA! that is so funny!! hm... maybe he's experiencing menopause. teeheehee.
from dud-ley :
hey dude... sort of. not the whole thing to you. just that one snippit. the only reason why i even said that was because people in my creative writing class were talking about dying their hair purple and stuff. i was like "uh... maybe i'll dye mine auburn?" and then they said that i was so conservative and not at all "punk rock". so that got me thinking. then i wrote my entry, which (of course) followed no thought pattern and made no sense. Like usual.
from lame-reviews :
just making sure you still want a review... i didn't find a link. thanks.<3
from sullylover :
I like your diary, its super random. Keep it up! Take care!! -Nicole
from randomsnark :
Hey, Beetreviews person here. I just want to say that that was the BEST NOTE EVER. That is all.
from countto1000 :
He is mine as well. He's not too bad to look at either. I've been rocking out to 'One Foot Infront Of The Other' recently. Taking Back Sunday & Saves The Day are hot as well.
from countto1000 :
Nice template.
from mexi-freckle :
coooome baaack. i miss your diary.
from mexi-freckle :
hey i'm telling you. jesus is cool. just like me. hah!
from nonpliable :
ill miss you. come back soon.
from dud-ley :
That's because I deleted it. It pissed me off. But, never fear, I just wrote a new one!
from mexi-freckle :
i want a shirt like that.
from static-cling :
Jesus IS my homeboy.
from dud-ley :
The difference between you and me was that I never had the intention of quitting diaryland. I just wanted to start over anonymously. But that didn't happen. Oh well.
from whateversifl :
I totally agree on the converse thing- where'd that come from anyway? Pisses me off, Chucks used to be cool.
from killingyou :
*smiles* thanks, i'll try my best to cheer up. i >heart< you too
from greenthinker :
there are ::hearts:: all around for you! sally
from waterpins :
you are so not cool. in fact i hate you. actually no i'm just really bored and you know what i can't wait for summer either and i would definitely give mr. conor a hug, the end. <3 [rachel]
from mexi-freckle :
WOW i got mentioned in your dizzle fo shizzle.!! WOO... uh um i mean honk honk?
from pokytoes :
ah-hahaha!!! honk honk!!! honk!!! oh sorry... just thought "honk"ing was funny... so much more expressive than the mere "woot".
from static-cling :
wow. i don't know about you but why not bring up porn while talking to your future husband. i mean why not?!
from mexi-freckle :
hahaha. porn.
from static-cling :
wow. good thing you unlocked this or else i might just..er..hunt you down and make you..unlock it. it was as annoying as chaffing undies to not get my daily dose of fakingcool. :) you kick arse!
from mexi-freckle :
woohoo it's not locked! your mom turns me on.
from waterpins :
who locks their diary...i mean seriously... okay i did at one point... password? maybe?
from mexi-freckle :
i'm really sad because the browsers in this computer lab will not let me into your diary for some odd reason. and that really chaps my ass. =(
from alyak :
So when do I get my password? Please? Please! Screw that Emily chick, unlike her, I am trendy like that. I miss your diary, it made me laugh...like this: AHAHAHA! (with a little french sounding thing in there!). Anyway, I would really love a password, cuz your diary kicks some ass, cracka! haha. Sorry for the outburst. --No Pacman, drugs are bad!-- ~Kayla
from killingyou :
thank you :)
from mrgobsters :
Hey. I read your diary.. yours is so amazing, and funny in parts. Thank you for the password!!
from pokytoes :
ugh "underage cleavage"... i know what you're talking about... it made me laugh and vomit at the same time. not a good combination...
from killingyou :
damn, locked out. >pouts<
from kornrockchic :
That is sad that you locked your diary...It made me happy...but I'm not going to ask for your password...because I'm not trendy like that...
from pokytoes :
notes edited. i think i'll have a REALLY hard time remembering my password, it's so difficult! (my own flimsy attempts at sarcasm. i should stick to stupidity)
from rockshithot :
thanks.
from rockshithot :
YOU LOCKED YOUR DIARY!!?? dang. i always look forward to yours. ahah.
from mexi-freckle :
i'm really sad you locked your diary... it's pretty much the only one i read. oh boo... =( email me a password? pweeeeze? ckgarcia@purdue.edu.
from pokytoes :
can i have a password too? :D
from mrgobsters :
i know you dont know me, but you left a note one my diary thing.. i was wondering if i could have a password for your diary, if you dont want to.. thats cool too.
from whateversifl :
Hey, why'd you lock your diary? :( Kyra's sad.
from static-cling :
haha. my parents just both bought me the same kind of shampoo and conditioner...so now i have 4 bottles of hair cleaning crap. *woo* nine bottles. that is insane.
from pokytoes :
nine bottles of nyquil on the counter, nine bottles of nyquil... sorry couldn't resist. your entry made me laugh :D
from rockshithot :
Did the link work? I'm assuming it says you have to sign up. Agh. I'll add you on AOL or something and send some.
from waterpins :
bushes! lies! cool. just let's not get into a "bush lies" argument or i will really hate you and everyone, oh wait i really hate you and everyone already right now, no wait that's a lie i love everyone, wait what was the question? um, yeah, retarded. [rachel]
from meowsaykitty :
hehe thanks i don't have many notes because most people leave messages in my guestbook but really i just have no friends cuz i sure leave myself a lot of notes :p under multiple alter-ego's and you make me laugh... a lot! that's good leave me happy messages i like it.
from waterpins :
sweet. carrot top and richard simmons. please let's just put xtina on repeat in the background to make it a fully enjoyable process. i like your diary. how'd you find me? [rachel]
from fakingcool :
memotoself-when you know all the words to The Fresh Prince it's definitely NOT a good thing
from pretendtobe :
Yeah...she told me she was going to. We'll have to find someone else to be our witness...
from killingyou :
"so I said I had to go pee and ran away" best way to turn someone down ever. way to go!
from boywednesday :
scandalous tassels? wheeee!! wha? i dunno. me neither. Charo says "Cooootchie Coootchie!!"
from rubysunshine :
I think that cat is everyone's best friend.
from sampaquita :
hahah, terrified goose. either that or rabid deer in headlights. too bad it was around 98 fahrenheight (sp?) yesterday, everyone was all sweaty and whatnot so pictures will be pretty fun looking this year. yeah i think it's odd that we have school pictures on the first day of school too, and it's not even the first day of school really. some sort of lame orientation. but school officially starts today. *jazz hands* it's just so exciting...
from rubysunshine :
I hope he cried.
from rubysunshine :
Who didn't want to be a Planeteer when they grew up?!
from killingyou :
nice to meet you, stef. i'm janna. >shakes your hand<
from lyinghere :
Okay, so the rabbit does something that either directly or indirectly affects the duck. The duck then says something positive or negative to the rabbit. And then... then... then the rabbit dies? FINE, so I made it up on the top of my head. SO SUE ME.
from killingyou :
that is a good fact to know. thanks for the info. now i'm gunna go. because i'm a crazy mofo. wow, that was supposed to stop after the second sentence. i was on a role. >is a dork< bye!
from killingyou :
oh those crazy cheeseits.. always getting people into trouble
from killingyou :
i really like your diary. reading through, it made me chuckle quite a few times.
from huggy :
I'm trying noto to let to many people know.. read back in my entries.
from kanoodle :
hmmm; so what happens after "A dyslexic walks into a bra...... " ? super spiffy layout by the way.
from whateversifl :
the only reason football players are stronger than band geeks is because band geeks are lazy... but when it comes to walking around for a long time whilst playing an instrument, we got them beat.
from whateversifl :
yeah, Chicago's awesome. i got to see it when it came to memphis when i was 12 or something, and i got the b'way soundtrack (which is better in some ways than the movie), so i knew all the words to the songs when i saw the movie
from greenthinker :
hye, thanks for saying I'm ambitious. If you normally read my diary, you'll see that I really like having my ego petted. Aw. Well- I read about ten of your entries, and found them all pretty funny. And hey- that guy really should work on his hygiene. Ew. Oh, and I'm going to add you to my list of lovelies. Hearts- sally
from static-cling :
unless he has a very nice ass tell him to pull up his pants...but the putting stuff in his locker might work..unless he has a lock...that might make it tricky.
from katehackett :
You're very funny. :O) Keep makin' with the hilarity.
from lyinghere :
ah! it says you have 100 entries! that is too cool for school.
from trustnolan :
your diaryland is so rad. your entries are funny. ...good job?
from lahoo :
everything sucks. except you, my friend, where ARE you?
from mexi-freckle :
i really can't figure who the guy is on your template. the people on my new template are headless. i'm broke. and that makes me sad. jesus rules.
from thecritic :
Happy Birthday! *Gives punches for good luck*
from rockshithot :
Happy birthday. :)
from rockshithot :
I agree. I own old school. Man oh man. I would nevar watch it with the parents. ::shudder::
from rockshithot :
Hmm. Damn commies. What kind of woman pirate grocery store is out of Oreo Iced Cream? ahaha. my bum is wet. my sister was sitting on the chair after going swimming. Euw. ahaha. im such a spacer. I added this note to my note page.
from rockshithot :
well then party like its 1999. Thats what I plan on doing for _evar_.
from rockshithot :
of course i do. ::looks around to make sure no one is spying:: You can't trust those damn spying hooligans.
from rockshithot :
ahaha. my computer tells me when i get notes. and I was on msn with nothing better to do. but wait... ::GASP:: you are speedy quick as well. cya later
from rockshithot :
Happy birthday tomorrow! Mine is in 6 days! woo-hoo!
from rockshithot :
I know. heh. *drools*
from meaghan55 :
yes i like you you like me(?) i like robin robin has probably know clue who i am but its all fine and dandy. happy early birthday!
from itwasnothing :
fakingcool, who are you?
from pretendtobe :
You're so cool...and you absolutely, no way in the world, do not suck. I like your new layout, but it won't let me sign your guestbook. And when is your birthday??? If I knew when it was I would NOT let it go unnoticed. Irving
from thecritic :
Gah I remember that toy, the jingle, and the coninciding commercial. It was pornographic.
from mexi-freckle :
hahaha!! man that crazy mr. bucket! what were they thinking with that one? i remember that.
from strangerme :
u left me a note and said it made u sad that u couldnt get around my site... well its fixed... for awhile anyway... i finally found a template that worked...
from meaghan55 :
hey- you signed my notes so im being a good person and signing yours back. yeah i know robin's (pokytoes) diary. (you sniff those binders robin). anyway had fun reading your diary.
from mexi-freckle :
woohoo!! i'm so excited about all these kids taking my quiz. that just makes me happy. man that's great. oh and i love that you used a reference to charlie brown in your entry. he's my man, you know. i love that kid. and i love linkin park too. they're great. i wish effing signmygayguestbook.com would let me sign your effing guestbook for once. dirty bastards.
from mexi-freckle :
a nice dancing monkey, he is.
from anon-amus :
Hey don't you ever quit laughing for something as unnecessary as eating...
from static-cling :
haha. i love your layout. and about the massive teachers having stuff hidden in their desk...there is a teacher at my school who has a microwave and a little frig stashed behind her podeum (i am a horrible speller) lol. she ate all during my class!!
from static-cling :
haha. i love your layout. and about the massive teachers having stuff hidden in their desk...there is a teacher at my school who has a microwave and a little frig stashed behind her podeum (i am a horrible speller) lol. she ate all during my class!!
from yeahiguess :
Hey, the layout looks cool (I do hope that it is really a new layout and that I am not going senile early), I didn't know that you had got one, well, I guess that this could be because I have not posted for 21 days... maybe?
from emovaries41 :
well, thank you. this is the first time someone said that.let me ask you one question though first..tell me, do you think its emo varies for one?
from moreviolent :
Ah! Thankyou for bringing your layout to my attention you wonderful person. Tyson is one hot tomato.
from boyindenial :
i'd marry you based solely on the "period deserves a better pronoun" entry. i promised about 37 other people that i'd marry them, so one more wouldn't hurt.
from thriftxdoll :
hi :)
from ironicallyme :
Hey! I got a new computer! Okay, I am so confused, toad. I thought you got rid of fakingcool? This is all so confusing. I don't get online for a couple of weeks and WHAM! Everything's different. E-mail me and tell me what's going on, k alphonso??? I'm happy you're back.
from whateversifl :
Yes, drum corps is very enlightening. :)
from aquaeyeliner :
Thanks for the note! I added you to my buddylist. You don't have to add me, I just did it anyway.
from nerdninja :
no my names not bob, its shahnaz. how pleasing that people would actually read my diary, although im not really sure what to put in it anymore, oh well we'll see x
from starrycrayon :
*Jumps around* YAY! You added me to your favorites! *Tear* I would like to thank... my poodle. He has always been there for me... and and... *Que orchestra* Anyway... It figures the quote you took is the one funny-ish thing I said that was mis spelled haha! its orDinary :-) If ya get a chance, wanna fix it? lol. IM Me some time!
from mexi-freckle :
damn signmyguestbook.com never lets me sign guestbooks anymore. stupid effers. anywho. i just wanted to let you know that i'm ever so happy to see that you're back, schnook-ums. i love reading! the convo with your doc, well, it makes me happy. that's pretty funny. and i don't like the new template either. i forgot to wear deodorant at work today. and i'd like to jump your bones as well, if that's okay with you.
from squishyvan :
very admirable goals :D
from nerdninja :
we only went to a club with some of our other friends, nothing happened, but this other guy i know asked me out for lunch on friday. hes a sweetie, but i dont really like him like that, oh well. we'll see how it gos.
from pokytoes :
very impressive goals. you're so noble... you're my hero! oh and i'm glad you're back. :)
from nerdninja :
Hey guess what pete asked me out tonight! \m/ ROCK! \m/ i love sifl & olly so much, the thing is you cant find the season sets in any of the stores round here, id have to order them for OH so much money...unless ebay is being friendly...
from drumasteve :
hey, thanks for keepin my little opp. Focker:"on the Low down. The Kid(i dont remeber his name): Down low. Focker: No Doubt. rock and roll and thanks for the note and for throwin me a comp. catch ya lata, steve
from whateversifl :
yeah, college is definitely gonna be a bitch- but i guess what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, or something like that
from nerdninja :
if we could actually find an address for warner brothers i really think we should write letters of complaint. however they've already started filming so theres not a lot our letters can do. im glad somebody reads my diary x
from targa :
thanks :)
from whateversifl :
i wish i were more particular- i used to be. in fact, i hadn't even been kissed before 6 months ago. I guess i just like kissin' now :) i have settled on one guy, though, so i'm not as bad as i used to be
from nerdninja :
ah well cable isnt that brilliant, i hardly ever watch tv, its just so lame sometimes...although yes sometimes it is cool to get brain rot. anyway thanks so much for liking my diary despite its crappy nature xx
from tropicalmist :
None at all my sweets. Fell free to look at allof my poems if you want lol// there's a lot lol like umm umm umm lemme look lol grr you think I'd know gessh! there we have it 120! whoo look at em lol if you want - just go to blue-volumes.diaryland.com ok?
from tropicalmist :
I wasnt trying to make you see the errors of anything- I was just a smart ass. Sorry hon. Chrissy
from whateversifl :
That Regis Philbin is quite the conniving demon, isn't he? His teeth freak me out.
from whateversifl :
Hey, girlie, thanks for liking my diary! I didn't even know that more than four people (myself included) ever read it. Yours is nifty as well- where'd you get the pic of the sleeping girl? -Kyra
from nerdninja :
your comments are greatly appreciated x how do u see p-rock in the states?
from coeval :
well, I'm glad to be apart of your mission and success. It's also nice to know I'm not the only one using favorite entries. Well, I'll head now. God bless
from nerdninja :
why thankyou so much for the words of gratuity.you seem pretty cool yourself, and whats all this with wanting big wrists so you can wear normal watches? kids watches rock, i have a powerpuff girls one and a teletubbies one!!! =X mwah
from californican :
You are fucking cool ;) IM me somehow, it's all in my profile. Thanks ;)
from ironicallyme :
Screw the guestbook... I'm invading the notes. Together, you and I could kick some major ass, Stef. Lisa the Canadian and Stef with the Scottish Mom... terror and fear would sweep the nation. As I sit here singing the wrong words to "Shatterday," I only have this to say: You are 264x cooler than I ever will be. You definitely aren't faking it (hah, a play on your name... ok I thought it was funny). Peace out, my brotha from anotha motha. (I would say sista, but it doesn't rhyme).
from kungfuhamsta :
Sometimes the psycho notes have the most love!! Thanks for the note!! I like your diary, will be back to check on ya. Now, go out and get yourself more hamsters so that they can put on the kung fu parade and fight each other with their kung fu, disco dancing skills!!!
from astroboogie :
thanks for agreeing with my movies. I have Tommy Boy memorized! I must say that according to your profile, you have most excellent taste in music! I dig my username too. Its one of those names that has no special story or meaning. It just came to me and I thought it sounded cool. Haven't read your diary, but I plan to.
from lahoo :
once benji was like "thats not what your mom said last night" and joel was like "dude, my mom is your mom!" and i found that hilarious....so yeah, thanks.
from lahoo :
you can call me andy, just spell it 'andie'. but i like drea like 800x more. Drea's like my cool punk name. So if i start wearin' dreads and fishnets, i'll be 'drea'. hey, thats not such a bad idea.....
from lahoo :
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT NOTES! note don't have dates on them do they? i mean, i have really old notes (or for all i know, pretty damn recent) that i never realised i had. i mean, WHOA! and yes, being a knife salesman would be kind of cool...but you gotta know luke. luke is like out of it. seriously. you wonder about him and his involvement w/ drugs, but he's a good christian boy and doesn't do drugs or have sex...he only has the rock n' roll. but he is so quiet and you'd like to think he has lots of thoughts brewing up there but he opens his mouth and something really unintelligent falls out and you're pretty dissapointed. The only time I've ever heard him sound smart is talking about music. And dude, I'm the most self pretentious person i know. EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME! I blame d-land, but really, I think the reason I choose typically quiet friends is I know I can yak their ear off. And what I <3 about you is that you yak right on back! so don't stop being completely obsessed w/ me, you weirdass. haha, j/k. i just said i <3ed you, so i think you can rest assured i think you are pretty damn awesome.
from fakingcool :
memo to self-I will not let bad carrot top commercials haunt me for the rest of my life
from fate13 :
hey there. i dont know if you wrote me that note a while ago, but i've been moving and grounded. so i'm really sorry if this is incredibly late. I haven't read throught your diary yet, because I'm getting this note in before i go to bed. I feel bad about not replying to people. :\ don't hate me cause I'm never on time. hate me because...I'm...I don't, pick something other than my lateness factor. thanks for calling me an awesome guy though. IM me sometime? please? maybe? watch out, im about to grovel. <3ethan
from morningview4 :
*kicks in the chin* loser. you like jk rowling. jk. no i have respect for you. good music taste.
from fakingcool :
memo to self: jell-o is my friend

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