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It is too bad. (sigh) I've actually gotten to the doldrums of my life. A drug addiction of any kind might be a merry little jaunt. I think I'll start with Benadryl and work my way up slowly. That would mean you'll get your vicodin entry in... 8 months, 19 days, and 22 hours.

from apeygirl :

It would make me feel a lot better if he was gay... Considering that we'd spent a great deal of time talking about Stephen Sondheim, he could have been. Damn it! I say he was!

from geeked-out :

The hell is it with coffee pots going wonky mine has too. Did you get the CDs?

from geeked-out :

I'm glad you liked googilism. I also hope you got some really cool googilisms about you.

from geeked-out :

oooh I loved the Isaac Mizarahi show. I had the biggest queer crush on him. I didn't know they were still playing it.

from apeygirl :

I could provide you with two trashy novels free of charge. The only catch is that they aren't published, so I can't guarantee the quality.

from apeygirl :

With Tori Amos??? That's awesome!! I knew he had a show, but if he's planning to have Tori on, I am living in front of the TV. I just never see her on TV anymore (or before). It's like, in celebrity land, Tori doesn't count. And that's not fair. Not to her or to me... I think I need to be alone right now.

from alcibiadez :

i eat lots of beans lately; but like *al dente (sp?)* beans. you hsould write more about beans, your blog would be more relevalnt to me if you did.

from apeygirl :

Long time, no nothing on this site. I hate that things suck for you. Things suck for me, too. We'll have to talk.

from geeked-out :

YAY. I'm glad ya'll go there okay. See anything cool along the way? POSTCARDS.

from mspussykitty :

fannie, dude-guy... you know who i am right? right? right? on well, ask Lapine... she set me up on this here darn thing. coffee before you go west? puhleeze... lapine or ban-anna has my cell phone & email. get them. now, okay? okay.

from mspussykitty :

fannie, dude... i've got the low-down on driving to Seattle, I've driven the northern route 4 times. call me before you go and i'll hook you up. loving you is easy 'cause you're beauuutifuuul.

from ninjastuart :

hey i update at turbogeek

from apeygirl :

And we finally meet Mister Fannie. Not sure what I was expecting, but it's kind of like Fannie + a Y chromosome, really.

from apeygirl :

So you DO burn witches!!!! I always knew.

from apeygirl :

Fannie! If you move to Seattle, I'd probably be able to actually meet you! EEEEEEEE!...... But there would be a downside. If you are my doppellganger, we can't be in the same room or shit will start exploding. It's true. I saw it on X-files once.

from apeygirl :

Hi, Fannie. I've been computer-less and busy. But now I'm not! Wheee! How are things? mail me?

from apeygirl :

I hate hip or cutesy misspellings. You're not alone.

from apeygirl :

You're back. Yay. I finally sent my trashy novel to a publisher. Wish it luck. My dirty baby needs a home.

from apeygirl :

Fannie? Where have you been? While we're on that... where have I been? Just missing a certain New England twin.

from apeygirl :

Ah- now I see why you haven't updated much. Things sound a bit on the suck-ass side for you. They are for me as well, but I bury myself in TV and books and ignore it all. I, too, understand that cable is more important than rent. I'd rather be escaping into television while the landlord pounds on my door (or, in my case, Grandpa).

from apeygirl :

I read your diary, right? And yesterday- just before reading it- I won four dollars on a scratch ticket. Coincidence? I think not.

from apeygirl :

Don't get hopeless, Fannie! Things are looking up for me, right? And as you are my doppelganger, things can't help but get better on your end. Right? Besides, if things go well for me, I'll publish my trashy novel and start my charitable fund. So if you lose faith in you, you are losing faith in me. I am insulted! How dare you! Honestly!.... Seriously, though. Sending good wishes your way... Jeez! That was a little Christmas cardy. Sorry. That good wishes part was out of line.

from ninjastuart :

hello [random weird things here] rusty pine dust... thanks for adding me to your profile and I really do mean this!! Where did you find me though? I always like to know. mullets rock. me and my friend were talking about the steven kid actually going up to a another guy and saying 'hey, i'm gonna fuck your girlfriend' and the guy would be all supposedly scared of him, making the mullet dude all superior. if that makes any sense. :goes and recluses back into cave:

from apeygirl :

If I'm ever rich, I'll start the "masseuses in need" fund. It's a charitable fund for masseuses who live in Maine and like the same movies I like and they have to have live-in boyfriends named Jeremy. And they use the alias "fannie." Those are the requirements. If I ever am rich enough to start said fund, you just might squeak by.

from apeygirl :

Okay, Fanny. You have possibly never seen the Hayley Mills Movie I was hinting to. This movie is The Trouble With Angels. It stars Hayley as a bad girl in a convent school run by Rosalind Russell as Mother Superior. She smokes, she skips class, she has red hair. It's one of my childhood favorites. My sister and I used to rent that thing at least once a week. Then top it off with Dirty Dancing. Nothing like nuns followed by sexy, sexy dancing.

from lapine :

Fannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS HANG OUT!!! I YO YO NOW!!!!

from apeygirl :

It's not exactly a hey-day film. But it is a Hayley-centric movie. Think later Halyley Mills. But, speaking of later Hayley, have you seen "Summer Magic"? If you haven't, you HAVE to. I'm not even kidding. It's multi-watchable.

from apeygirl :

Do NOT spare me any love-rants on Pollyanna. I heart that movie sooo much. And Mitchell? You love MITCHELL???? Do you know how many times I've re-watched it. I think My favorite moment is actually, "Hey!" "What?" [gunshot] "Oh!" Hee! That one rocks. The more I hear from you, the more sympatico I think we are.... Ten points if you know what Haley Mills movie over-used the word "sympatico." And I expect at least a guess... It's the least I deserve as I am writin this note while drunk. PS- Happy New Years!!!!

from apeygirl :

That's three people. You forgot that third. You know... me. Three.

from apeygirl :

You are correct! Love Actually is a two or three timer! Because so many awesome things are going on that you can't get all you can out of each one unless you see it a few more times. Sadly, I am too broke. I can't go see it at this time. I should use any dolls and action figures I own and put on a show for me. Freddy Kruegger could have the Colin Firth place of honor. But then there are only all my Simpsons dolls left. I guess Bart is Hugh Grent and Crusty is Alan Rickman. I'd cast Homer in that part, but I think my little cousin stole him. Damn kids should stop fooling around with my toys..... I am very sorry about all this. I must be drunk. I don't know how it happened, but I just must be.

from apeygirl :

Too bad you are eighty million miles away, Fannie. I could totally use a massage. April has many stressful things on her mind and it all seems to settling between her shoulder blades, strangely. But then I'd get all stressed because I wouldn't have the three thousand dollars I'd owe by the time I was even remotely relaxed. So where does that leave me? I vote hot bath and a pound of Hersheys. That's what I call relaxation.

from apeygirl :

How hard would it rock if we had a laugh track after everything we said. Real confidence booster.... Hey, I once got a $40 tip at Denny's (only once, though). I am not sure what possessed the person. But if I could find them, I'd give them one of the many cigarettes I bought with it.

from apeygirl :

That's two people that want you to run for the green party. I say chuck it all and go for it. I'd vote, but I'm on the other side of the continent.

from guderian :

Aloha fannie227, I really appreciate you answering my survey and I enjoyed your answers, very humorous, Hey do want to be our Green Party Canidate for city govt? Yes I read your diary a little will read more. Thanks again. Ciao Bambino, Guderian

from apeygirl :

Thanks for making me a favorite. *sniff* It's just so swell to be loved.

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