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fuck perfume bottles that do not have 'pour homme' or 'pour femme' on them. and then fuck having to walk around at work smelling like you've just been humped by some random stranger during lunch.

from sadmoonbeam :

"but maybe you didn't get my e-mail, because my girlfriend's internet was really slow this morning..." fuck you for not just simply replacing 'my girlfriend's' with 'the' or just leaving out 'this morning', so i didn't have to make that face of disgust as my imagination is always ahead of me, so i couldn't avoid the thought of you and her having sex.

from supermom3604 :

Fuck that guy in front of me who dumped his coffee out his window while we were going like 65 and covered my car in nasty sticky coffee.

from arc-angel666 :

Hello Fuck that. How do you get into your other fucking diaries? Oh by the way thats a lovely fucking woman in that fucking picture. Is that fucking you? Regardless, she's fucking Pretty, but then what the fuck do I know? Seriously I'd like to fucking read your other fucking diaries, do you fucking erase them? I'm interested in reading opps sorry I meant I'd like to fucking read them and see what those other fucking people fucking wrote before you fucking did. Well nice fucking meeting you Fuck-that. Fucking later, Fucking Respectfully Arc-Angel 666

from xshebreaks :

welcome to my favourites. -- xox

from girlsmad :

i love you

from vodkafairy :

fuck how matts a skinhead. WHY WHY WHY!!! his hair was so beautiful. so very beautiful. :o(

from november-- :

amen to the retro thing :P

from reevo :

you rock! ((k.c. 67-94 heart))sar xx

from cafe7 :

ditto your entry about changing screen names! didnt know we needed permission the change them eh? your diary is fucking awesome!

from kamikazesoul :

I'm going to take fuckthat- down. Sorry, or whatever.

from fuckthat- :

Sorry if I offended you. I kinda did copy, but just the idea. I haven't (and will never) take any of your content. I also gave you credit in my profile and in the diary. See you around.

from punk-loser :

http://fuck-that.diaryland.com/queereye.html. i wrote something similar to that, but i feel you said it way better

from zigglett :

fuck you for making the coolest diary ever and fuck you for not updating it!

from repulse-me :

Definately added to my favorites list. Awesome diary.

from cheekym0nky :

I love reading your diary.

from stud-designs :

fuck that the guy in your school is hot but he only thinks your cute and all your friends are telling him your straight.

from elliemay23 :

I love your journal!!

from engelchen :

Fuck the smelling girl in my class too. She smells like old socks, old sweat, hair thats never been washed and she looks just generally dirty and ugly. Besides that, just from the smell you can find out when she has her period. Enough said.

from emperorincxt :

Fuck boys crying.. what the hell do you do?!

from maryxxjane :

i have to say that i love this diary. it's wonderful. i would also like to say fuck public display of affection! okay sure you love eachother but can't you fucking take your groping eachother somewhere else? because it fucking grosses the rest of us out.

from scoutish :

aga... wonderful diary, my day is made. now if christina would only keep her tits down....

from girlsmad :

I don't know if you're still updating this cause there aren't dates on any of the entries & I don't want to look like an ass putting in my 2 cents like 2 years too late, everyone's all moved on & i'm like "YEAH HAHA FUCK THAT!!" but. Fuck those cliche' American teenage girls who all look exactly the same with their god damn gold high lights, sparkly lip gloss, & fucking light denim/low cut shirt UNIFORM. oh & cellphones.

from girlsmad :

I can read your diary for hours, so fucking TRUE. "fuck joe millionaire..all of them" everything you write is shit i think on a daily basis. so I'm just gonna add you to my favorites cause you make me laugh, rare as it is

from raven72d :

Anything that helps make Other People more visually pleasing or at least less Visually Offensive is a Good Thing.

from jnickole :

haha that was beautiful.

from cutyournoose :

good stuff.

from thedevlyn :

Fuck that I couldn't have said that better. And fuck people that wait til the last fucking moment to change lanes just to hold shit up.

from anon-amus :

Fuck early morning exams while working nights.

from angrydyke :

loveit

from angrydyke :

loveit

from fuck-that :

pft, i WISH i'd seen the whole thing so i could make fun of it more effectively.. but i caught the tail end of it . disssgusting.

from tool-nin-fan :

haha people always do that w/videos. clay wouldn't be in a room with a girl anyway it would be a very sexy guy. anyway why did you waste 3 minutes watching that shit?

from thissidedown :

fuck that theres not enough hours in the day, and fuck that theres not enough days in a week, and fuck that i have two essays to write and and eight FUCKING days to do them in on fucking things that i know fuck all about... fucking cambridge fucking university, it'll teach me to think that im so damn fucking clever. fuckers.

from funeral-lily :

FUCK ex-boyfriends e-mailing you out of no where telling you that you should go to the dr because their mom says you showed signs of diabates. YOU DON'T CARE so leave me alone!

from funeral-lily :

FREQUENTLY.

from funeral-lily :

Fuck "boyfriends" who go missing for 4+ days straight.

from violentskies :

Fuck that I really think Fuck-That rocks!!!

from fucked-raw :

fuck stalkers and there crazy ass notes...get a life... jackass!

from sadmoonbeam :

fuck me for relying on my memory and ending up trying hard as fuck to remember your face + scent.

from fucked-raw :

fuck the whiney teen slasher razor toting give a line of coke ,skinny black haired drinks zima ,kisses all the girls ,loves wicca ,take baths in they own blood after sending a vile of it to they friends .glitters letters ,hard core nin music and being sooooooo fucking lonely im gonna fucking die ,i bi polar this prozac that,sex with a 100 people and im only 17 , i hate my fucking parents ...and differently fuck the im a orginal person and the biggest fuck is .....NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME .....TEAR....im like justin...cry me a fucking river....BITCH///// FUCK ALL THAT SHIT .... FUCK IT ...fuck it

from oobersugar :

fuck de-caffeinated. fuck instant. fuck starbucks.

from atgaspain :

Fuck cares about the stupid fucking kids.

from sephiragrace :

i want a layout just like yours....fuck!

from onthesix :

fuck those that want to bring you down all the time for their own fucking egos. go figure.

from bruised0x :

this diary kicks ass. how much does a tattoo cost? and how old do you have to be?

from equivocally :

Fuck Dana Grover thinking she can get away with copying Alana Davis' style of music. I think I even hear some of her WORDS and the EXACT tune in your songs! Just because many people aren't familiar with her doesn't mean you can go around BEING her. The music doesn't even sound like it's music. You're fucking shouting in my ear. Now somehow whenever I listen to Alana it's tainted. Fucking waste of �10.99 buying Dana's album. I've only listened to it once and I honestly tried to like it, otherwise I would've felt guilty. Go back to being a model. Honestly, this is pissing me off. Sellout.

from fucked-raw :

i fucking love you //♥

from sewer-rat :

I have 2 grow-a-frogs and I know how horrible they smell.

from pink-sun :

britney spears is a horse in a bra.

from equivocally :

Fuck how I got about fifty sex-related IMs today. I'm only THIRTEEN and the only reason I get IMs is because I have to change the Parental Controls settings from my mother's account so I CAN TALK TO MY FRIENDS ONLINE! P.e.o.p.l.e not P.E.R.V.S.-- just piss off please, I don't plan on having sex right now.

from highxglitter :

you're not alone on the kelly clarkson thing. im kinda disgusted with myself for liking the song so much, but then i realized that the people who wrote it must have spent a shit load of research and time to make sure that teenagers such as i would like it. so its okay if i like the song because it was practically written for me. done and done.

from emotionwhore :

i bought seven pins last year. one remains. i feel your fucking pain.

from equivocally :

Fuck how I used to think this [<3] was an ice cream cone. Seriously.

from atgaspain :

Fuck my son Travis who turns three fucking years old today. FUCK him!

from pinkfreak1 :

Great idea!! Fuck anyone who can't see the humour in it and laugh at life :))

from naturalriot :

fuck yeah.

from devouredsoul :

fuck all the narrow minded , bigot, pricks in the U.S.of A

from neuroticaa :

and fuck the amount of grammar mistakes are in that last one.

from neuroticaa :

fuck my playlist, with the mode set to Random/Shuffle, you'd think i'd get a wide and various selection of continuous music, and yet out of 500 fucking mp3's it still always alternates between the same 10 fucking songs. fuckitty fuck fuck.

from edwin :

I am amused and impressed that you are able to use Fuck in every single entry. And it's wrong to laugh at other's misfortunes, I know, but I just can't help it. Keep it up.

from ediblmercury :

Oh, fuck everyone.

from teekessel :

fuck not being 18 yet! FUCK THAT!

from sewer-rat :

I ALWAYS end up clicking banners that turn out to be squirrel x.

from pentup-angr :

this is the fucking shit. fuck everything that makes people feel like they are insignificant.

from dalyrical1 :

what the fuck?!?! your diary fucking rocks!!

from neuroticaa :

fuck leslie irene's banners.

from atgaspain :

Fuck Atgas Fain, fuck my son, fuck my wife and fuck my girlfriend. Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck you. Fuck sluts, fuck bitches, fuck everyone and fuck that.

from raw-hate :

Fuck the arrogant bastards that think they are better than everyone else because of what they have done and fuck the guys who call chicks bitches because they know how to defend themselves and fuck the people that are just simple copies of people they hang out with!

from droptozer0 :

dorothy parker fucking rocks.

from zerom3ph :

i try not to piss off old people in public too much. a faint, high-pitched, *whizzzz* sound would be my only warning before a Rascal� scooter mows me down in a dark alley.

from the-mistake :

fuck spending $20 on coke and it only lasting an hour at the most. FUCK!!!

from dragonsparx :

I just got a pet rat. Rock the fuck on! Aren't their little pink wet noses just too damn cute? It should be outlawed, dammit.

from peth :

i couldn't agree more about the cooch shaving. I rant about this regularly in my diary too. fuck boys!

from sadmoonbeam :

fuck people saying it's impossible to play a song, after they heard it once. ever heard of your own interpretation, fucker?! it doesn't necessarily have to include those instruments, you know.

from myfakesmile :

fuck the stupid ass trains always making me late.

from the-mistake :

fuck following the rules.

from oobersugar :

dear readers, I find the word 'fuck' fucking offensive. . . . . .FUCK THAT. LB, you're bloody marvellous <3 xxx

from glitterhands :

fuck having fights with people online through your stupid fucking away messages and never even talking to them throughout the whole time, and then thinking its funny as hell that you had that fight, when the person you were fighting with probably didnt even notice that it happened.

from suckafree :

i fuckin love this site.

from sushichick :

Sigh, YEAH, fuck Celine Don!

from celtickatt :

you should leave that bitch on ebay a hella nasty feedback. i hate those fuckers!!!

from engelchen :

fuck toothache !!

from roxygrl15 :

Fuck people who keep saying fuck, including me!

from sadmoonbeam :

fuck dogs that go directly for the place between the legs you definately don't want them to be, when you've set just one foot inside the room.

from spoonbender :

fuck i love your diary. you have an excellent way of saying what a lot of people are scared to say, at least that's how you come across to me.

from megang :

fuck the fact that my boyfriend is in the hospital in intensive care and i have to meet his dad up there every time i want to see him. why the fuck cant i stay with him all day?

from sad82girl02 :

fuck being oblivious to shit that's going on in the world and then commenting on it like you know!

from rubysoho15 :

fuck the end of march break. fuck school

from frostytouch :

fuck robbie williams for having a song titled 'come undone'. THAT IS PART OF MY FUCKING DIARY TITLE FROM TORI AMOS! SHE OWNS THE WORDS!

from diaryquotes :

fuck watching iron chef and never wanting to eat any of the shit that those fuckers cook.

from forfuckssake :

i made my own version of this idea, i hope you guys aren't pissed at me but i wanted to be able to add my own "fuck this ..." to a diary.

from gmk :

fuck feeling overwhelmed.

from x-porcelain :

fuck crying more then humanly possible

from xgutterx :

fuck you for making the "fuck-that" archive in the first fucking place driving me to sit and read every fucking entry in less than a day and fucking enjoying it. fuck you in your ass. hardcore.

from fuck-that :

duhh.. i said that in one of the entries actually..or maybe a couple of them.

from celtickatt :

FUCK having to FUCK so many things!!!

from size18dream :

yeah, FUCK LOVING HIM AND MAYBE HE LIKES ME, OR LIKES FUCKING ME

from highxglitter :

"maybe you like me. so i love you" ahha i know exactly what you mean.

from dragonsparx :

Fuck being absorbed with the idea that you're completely over your ex-boyfriend, but then when he flirts or touches you loving every fucking minute of it and sucking it up for all its worth.

from roxygrl15 :

fuck studing for 4 hours for a test and then the next morning forgetting it all. oh yeah, and REALLY fuck boys that don't call even though they said they would. and then there's me, who waits by the phone for them. awesome!

from sewer-rat :

nope neither of us was offended, we just thought it was really amusing that someone on the internet was writing about his store. I'll have to ask him about "michelle" and see what he says.

from sewer-rat :

and he said the half braindead girl is probably "audrina" and the take-charge girl was probably "fucking jen" and that those people who work with him are all idiots.

from sewer-rat :

you know what's funny. my father works in the store in the worcester fashion outlets where you didn't get your cd. haha.

from honestyonly :

Fuck the creators of Joe Millionaire, and every other reality TV show, in the ass with a 15-inch steel rod.

from s-l-e-e-p-y :

when i tried to sign on to aim i got the same annoying message

from soreloserman :

you said you were out of lay-out ideas...well, i found this awesome image and you can check out this diary for soreloserman..it's simple, but you know..i liked the image as i said and thought you might. tell me if ya like it. http://soreloserman.diaryland.com (no shit, right?)

from suckafree :

"fuck being twenty years old but looking sixteen." AMEN. i hate getting hit on by sophomores... in HIGH SCHOOL.

from engelchen :

fuck all men in this world. May they all go to hell and fucking burn. Fuck them all.

from fuck-that :

SERIOUSLY. fuck all the vday hullaballoO. fuck the world hullaballoo.

from getaway :

i say fuck all these chicks who keep bitchin and complaining about not having a boyfriend for Valentine's Day. sure it would be nice. but how come guys aren't as whiney and desperate about all this?

from sadmoonbeam :

fuck those flashy pop-ups that don't have those close-buttons, so it takes you ages to get rid of it (and they keep coming back with every page you open). just fuck pop-ups in general.

from bambamam :

im agreeing with u on th UGLY BANNERS above the edit page, while u type up enteries.. once there was naked barbie doll! FUCK IT MAN! :)

from dragonsparx :

lay-out idea: a big ass middle finger and fuck you really big as the b/g...small font as the entries right in the center.

from sad82girl02 :

is it just me or am i getting a blank screen whenever i try to go to your diary? let me know!

from neuroticaa :

and honestly, people think football fields are soooo huge and long. thats the way they look on tv. they're actually only like 100 yards long (so as long as someone brought a meter stick, we're hell on wheels) which doesn't really help at all, so nevermind.

from neuroticaa :

fuck tim for being a fucking man-whore! raawwwrrr!

from uncouthgirl :

fuck my diary for not being half way as ineresting as yours. oh also fuck the people that go to the mall to power walk and walk right fucking behind me. old bastards

from heart-strung :

fuck the bucs winning the super bowl and every fucking car that drives by honking while i'm trying to sleep ..

from a-splinter :

fuck parents having kids to save the marriage.

from seanandjacob :

Fuck you. Just kidding, well actually no. I just like to keep the feeling going. To keep the feeling going why not visit SeanandJacob.diaryland.com, We are healthful.

from kbaa :

good call.

from fuck-that :

duhh.. that goes without saying

from kbaa :

fuck YOU! j/k

from honestyonly :

fuck telemarketers. seriously. they need to be shot.

from honestyonly :

fuck cramps and being a woman and having to bleed once a month

from honestyonly :

fuck being so addicted to checking my email that i can't go an hour without doing so.

from rubysoho15 :

Eerik, fuck how you had to die. How could you?

from kbaa :

i agree, and fuck me.

from sezza :

Fuck there being so much stuff to say fuck that to and fuck that nothing ever goes the way you want it to.

from helga87 :

fuck chocolate breath. i love tori amos and fiona apple, too. you kick major fucking ass.

from engelchen :

fuck math teachers who look at me as if they want to bite my fucking head off. Tho its their goddamn fault that I am such a fucking loser in math. Oh ... fuck school in general.

from interstate13 :

fuck being caught in the middle of someone elses heart break

from jnickole :

hallelujah, tis true tis true.

from inca-roads :

fuck me, please.

from choose-life :

fcuk that cute guy working in starbux.. oh my i really want to fcuk him...

from sewer-rat :

fuck living in worcester. if that's where you live.

from lushis-lisa :

Fuck going back to school tommorrow.Fuck highschool.

from sewer-rat :

fuck not having a diary as entertaining as yours.

from kbaa :

youre incredible.

from fragilebones :

fuck the way i have nothing better to do than read your diary (its amusing, i enjoy it.)

from heartoplenty :

fuck me for being alive in a world with so much things to say FUCK THAT to!

from lilgurllost :

fuck having to work at a fish and chip shop when you're on a diet.

from justenough :

fuck ungrateful losers. (( a simple 'thank you' would be nice ))

from honestyonly :

fuck anyone telling me what to do

from honestyonly :

fuck having to answer the phones when the secretary in on vacation

from honestyonly :

fuck eating way too much every single year at Christmas time

from option64 :

fuck everything falling apart

from justenough :

fuck your hand slipping and the mascacra wand going into your eye. && fuck people who only have one phone line but are ALWAYS ONLINE!

from bothecat :

how about "fuck that place i call work!!!!!Fuck all of my co-workers too! most of them.

from elateddream :

Haha, I read your little description on your profile. I hope it was mocking people. Mehn, still made me laugh. Good day to you

from megang :

fuck that fact that i have a bad reputation because all of my friends are guys and everyone thinks that i am fucking every single one of them

from hermutedaria :

Hilarious. The best thing I've read in a while. Amen.

from xpaperdoll :

i stuck hairy man boobs on those fucking pinup chix once, :)

from xxmizeryxx :

your awesome...It seems like you have "one of thoes days" every single FUCKING day.hehehe

from jnickole :

good times, good times, keep up the fucking. In a manner of speaking. yeah yeah yeah.

from lovehatesme :

fuck him for being online and not talking to me. i thought we were still friends fucker.

from fuck-that :

thanks?! it's from "miss world" by hole.

from xpaperdoll :

your screename totally sums up teenage life.

from sayne :

*agrees*

from bothecat :

sorry if I was a little out of format.delete it.

from fuck-that :

HUH???

from bothecat :

KEEP THE FUCK OUT OF MY DIARY!!! just kidding.read it all the fuck you want.I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

from honestyonly :

in my best middle-eastern accent, "I KILL YOU!" (to the spammers)

from honestyonly :

fuck spammers! die you fucking bastards! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from jayne-doe :

fuck being under 18

from megang :

fuck going to get your hair cut and then without asking the lady put a bunch of shit in your hair and styles it the ugliest way ever.

from honestyonly :

fucking teleconferences and fuck being hungry as hell but not having any food

from jayne-doe :

hello..heres an idea... fuck the guy playing golf in the woods and almost catching you smoking and scareing(sp?) the shit out of you..adios then

from jaded-beauty :

i love the new layout, fiona is the sexiest women alive. xx meg

from incubusrocks :

what about fuck white people who can't deal with the fact they're not black?

from hatinghate :

FUCK people that throw the word "depressed" around as though it's not a serious issue.

from honestyonly :

fuck people who takes themselves way too seriously.

from jason75 :

fuck having to work for a living and fuck that stupid ketchup song

from lilgurllost :

this is pretty cool stuff.

from jaded-beauty :

i was reading through your diary and saw what you put about roundhouse. i used to love that show, but none of my friends even remember it. its such a shame. anyways, i love your diary.

from rei-ality :

Your entries are very amusing. I can totally relate. Keep it up. Later R.

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