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i left something on your guestbook but then i realized that i forgot to tell you that i added you on myspace, so if you see brooklyn 7:47, it isn't someone trying to tell you about their 5,000 jammin' ringtones and hot pussy. or it could be, but it's still me.
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dear former diaryland lover,
i tried to guestbook this to you, but i suppose a note will just have to do...
you were online a couple of days ago and i almost, ALMOST messaged you...but i was sure you'd forgotten about me. if you haven't, and you see me around, drop me a line and let me know how you're doing :)
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miss-music : |
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Just wanted to make you my bitch in a public format.
*slap*
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buck88 : |
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i wish you'd write a dirty story.
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raggedyanne0 : |
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hey so what if it pisses them off, your storys are amazing. it shouldnt matter what they think. keep on writeing.
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the storys you write are amazing!!!!!!!!! I could read on and on for days and days. Are any of these true at all or do you jusyt come up with these off the top of your head?????
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happy birthday
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fuckyouviews : |
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fuckyouviews is under new management. let us know if you still want a fucking review.
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sunstargirl : |
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"Any emotion that can be conveyed through a Hallmark card should no longer be considered a real feeling from now on." HAHA! I whole heartedly agree.
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buck88 : |
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should i expect to get a hallmark 'i miss you ' card or not. i dont think they do a 'you stink of ass' version, not yet anyways.
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Hey, its like filling in the blanks of my weekends! Thanks, keep making me laugh out loud when im on my own so people walking by think im odd
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reviewgump : |
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I think I am too...ummm...is it Fuck -titles or Fuck tit els
Your name confuses me.
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miss-music : |
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so wut xactly r u sayin n wut is ur prob man chill....
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buck88 : |
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argh, i only have msn, can i use that? this always throws me. and i can only type with one hand, because im sitting on the other one in erotic anticipation.
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i'd love to, but i figure your in a different time zone...lets try. god loves a trier.
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buck88 : |
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im sure someone will sort you out for a twenty. times is hard. ahem.
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dope-slave : |
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i'm sorry, i always read that as "fuck TITTIES". damn.
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i have a small rubbermaid box on an almost enclosed patio you can rent out for the low low price of one cheese sandwich a month! (a bottle of night train and an earlobe massage for down payment/security deposit)
let me the fuck know
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theatrbee : |
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Statistics show that 60% of the people don't know my mom.
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crackisbad : |
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pardon my shitty almost-3-am typing. *YOU'RE NEXT.
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you know, on the note of kevin spacey, he IS THE SAME GUY AS PHIL FUCKING COLLINS! shit dawg, it's so true. he really looks like phil collins, but when he's acting, they put super rad make up on him to cover his bald spot and to dull the point of his nose. that and i've been tellin' people that keyser soze wants their asses. YOUR NEXT FUCKER!!!!!
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buck88 : |
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those hollywood squirrels are horny little fuckers, and SO rough. i bet your really into that whole L.A vermin scene now aintcha?, the fads that come and go.....
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hahaha shit loads of money and weekends off? la mustve gotten to your head...ITS ALL A LIE! hahaha j/k. congrats! now buy me a sandwich
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buck88 : |
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get yourself down the chateau marmont, sit in the garden for a while and wait to be picked up by some horny older lady, ta-da studio contacts and a free room!
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welcome to shit town. i personally love the sfv, but i drink the water here. drop me a line and i tell you ehere all the good greek food places are at
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I'd say "Welcome to my country," but LA is still a world away from SF in mindset and whatnot. I'll try to hang around on AIM or YM in the next few days; I wanna know how you're liking it down there.
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You and your mind..
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miss-music : |
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I left my pogo stick somewhere. Oh well, I need a new one anayway.
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miss-music : |
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*skips all over your diary* G'day mate!
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just found you...you're brilliant
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ginko : |
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thats not nice. it used to work, and now it doesnt. maybe YOU should be the one to fix it and get a new layout so i can see what the fuck youre saying. duh.
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maybe its just my computer, but i cant read everything youve been writing cuz the layout is messed up. at first, the picture was gone. and now, the words go off the page, adn i cant read them or scroll over or anything. whats going onn??
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Random notes...So uhh..how's it hangin? Probably side..actually, nevermind.
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I read your Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto entry, and laughed so hard I cried. I don't know whether to thank you for the laugh or dislike you for smearing my eyeliner. I'll be back to read more, that way I can make a more thorough decision.
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whats going on!? i cant see all of the words on yer site cuz the html got fucked up! i hope im not the only one who sees yer site like this cuz then its me who has the problem! i hate mozilla!
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You suck! I am definitely taking you OFF my list! Just kidding. But...DAMN YOU!
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Entry on religion-Very funny(not being sarcastic). I am "spiritual, but not religious." Which translates into having one foot in Heaven and one in Hell. I like to have my options. Anyway, nice diary!
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And a plane ticket.
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lyzz13 : |
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Besides, I haven't had the chance to use you yet... Give me time.
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lyzz13 : |
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No, no. Not used. Just deciding to talk to people after having been up for far too long. Not to mention writing after the same.
So. Did I make an ass of myself, as I feared? I seem to be good at it.
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Just tell me when and where.
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lyzz13 : |
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Re: letter to consumers:
Marry me. Or at least fuck my brains out.
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ginko : |
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i love it. i love yer story! yay steve!
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fromaway : |
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good luck with things !
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ginko : |
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i really want a sandwich right now. thank you steve.
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steve, you are a sexy peice of sex pie.
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two thumbs and you like blowjobs. heaven, im in heaven...
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All i had to do was take a brief look at the older entries and the words "TOUCH ME" just screamed CATCHPHARSE for a Fucktitles man.
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AH! OH GOD! steve added me to his msn list.....oh jeeze. oh god oh crap oh no.
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Do as the prompt tells you to do and remember: Search And Destroy. http://members.diaryland.com/edit/addpub.phtml?user=srch-n-dstry
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Wes, you so crazy. You're fucking nutty. You're like Ed Begley Jr. at a muthafuckin' oil spill. And yes, I have no idea what that means. Sex to me has always been like basketball. Some chick bounces your balls for two hours while you're trying to get it in the whole. You see, I don't play basketball. After running up and down the court after a while, I get sweaty and tired, and I need nap. Same goes for when I've been having sex for ten minutes. But some people aren't made for sex. Like my good friend PJ says, "There's two kinds of people in this world... and I'm one of them."
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just a NOTE:
hahahahahaha you guys of all people have an ONLIINE DIARY. and i was just thinking, thats really pretty damn funny.
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In lieu of the sex comment, I'd just like to add that with me, sex has always been a race to orgasm. As of yet, I still remain undefeated. - Wesley
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Cool I am the first to sign the legendary fucktitles notes. To all at fucktitles--May your cocks be hard and your orgasms quick--That way you can run out and get a hamburger and some smokes.
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