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i think in ten years i will be saying "uh.. swallows". because you can't get more tattoo cliche than that. but i hope and think i'll still like them anyway. if tattoos are cliched would only matter if the only reason you got them was to look good. ohh, i'm tired. i can't make sense of those words. and where the punctuation goes. hope you can.

from pollytrotsky :

i always feel a bit embarrassed when i ask people about their tattoos. i don't know why exactly. but, anyway, i've gotten curious. what do you have on your shoulder blades?

from makavelli :

Update soon god damnit! ;

from heelandlass :

Don't! That just made me well up even thinking about it. I wonder what it is about old men? We are obviously too soft for our own good. I remember seeing a news clip of these 2 very old brothers who met up for the first time in something like 40 years - one lived in South Korea and the other in North Korea, for some reason they were allowed to be re-united for 1/2 an hour (god I'm going already and i've not even typed the sad bit)and the mixture of pain, love, happiness, sorrow and disbelief was breath taking - they spiraled between sobbing and laughing and they couldn't keep their hands off each other, knowing that they'd never see each other again. It was the most heart breaking thing I've ever seen. Right. I am officially crying. Oh dear...

from girlsdontcry :

I know I'm a bit slow off the mark, but if there's a vote, then I think you should not be taking a break from Diaryland.

from refusal :

Velvet clothing is good, and I do have a brown velvet jacket, but I never feel louche enough to wear it. Perhaps if I started drinking earlier, smoked turkish cigarettes, became a laudanum addict, and paid women to spank me, I could approach the higher reaches of fashion. But it's too early in the week for that.

from reductio :

Yes, you are doing the right thing. And when you finish weathering this storm, it'll be smoother. Sure, they'll be other storms, but you will be brighter, better and happier.

from iwik :

Landlords can be utter pricks. We went without a fridge for 3 months once, during the summertime no less! Because they wouldn't get us a new one. It wasn't until we went in and threatened to leave that they got moving and made a new fridge happen. Oh, and thanks for listening. Much 'preciated.

from makavelli :

bosses are bastards. Just people we will surpass and they will remain stagnant. Hah!

from anibananie :

I have a teacher called Mr Fusco... he's the house captain for my house. He is absolutly ace. Which means that it's a good thing your diary's called Fusco!

from greentealeaf :

you're back! that is good.

from lackcreatvty :

Thanks for the New Years Eve love. It's funny because I just saw a video for the "new" (I guess it has something to do with the time difference) Powederfinger album the other day and thought of you. Wait, that sounds creepier than it really was because I didn't have my hand down my boxers or anything. Writing again is on my list of New Year's Resolutions, sandwiched between shaving my chest and eating more veggies. Have a great New Year's Eve and don't be afraid to slide some recreational drugs into the mix.

from refusal :

It just isn't a proper office Christmas party without embarrassing behaviour. And at least the mud on your shoes is explicable by being in the countryside; I can get mud in the city centre even if I got a taxi home. Have a good Christmas; I'm just off to spam you 124,342,645 times.

from pollymagoo :

Spookily, I wrote about winner/sinner man just about this time last year. He will never be a friend of mine I fear, and in your current frame of mind I suggest you steer well clear of him. His whole purpose in life seems to be to make people feel EVEN worse.

from discodave :

Me? Pout? Never... Well, maybe a little. I'm impressed though - you got two that no-one on lj got. Dxx

from greentealeaf :

yea, fuck those f-words. i'm so bloody tired of them all. (and the holiday season is coming .. hurray to solitude)

from refusal :

I don't have The Correct Use of Soap, but I've got the Peel Session of Song From Under the Floorboards, which I could rip and email you if you want/if you have a suitable email account.

from discodave :

Thanks for the belated wishes and it was a good excuse. I hope you're feeling better now. Dxx

from discodave :

Oops. Well, I should perhaps have mentioned I'm dumb as well, yeah? Dxx

from worldwar24 :

I hope so. I'm sure I will be. These things take time I guess. Anyway, I hope to be owning the internet journalling world again soon. Thanks for the note xx

from makavelli :

Jesus mate will mail you tommorow. Soory I have been so slack but you know how it is busy busy busy.

from discodave :

'cos they're dirty, right? Oh...that didn't really reduce the innuendo quotient much, did it? Your oral fixation is in overdrive, I assume. Must be the lack of nicotine. Dxx

from discodave :

So, does that translate as you never fancying Nick Stahl, or did you just really like the video for "Jeremy"? Don't quit at midday, by the way - what if you have a stressful afternoon? Dxx

from seastreet :

Yes. Quit smoking. I've been considering it, too. Ever having started is really my only regret in life.

from lilchar :

hmm... stumbled across your diary today. it strangely intrigued me, although we possibly have nothing in common... i'll be linking you, just to see what happens.

from jennyj :

Oh, well, welcome! You can at least go to Europe for as long as you fancy, I guess?

from jennyj :

Oh my god, the arm swooshing over your head is what I'm most worried about! Well, that and the whole ... tesselation problem. Is that not a bit hard?

from jennyj :

Hey, I only saw Nick Cave on stage - under a full moon though, natch. Not in REAL LIFE.

from pollymagoo :

Yes, let the e-mailing saga begin. PS Nick Cave used to live on Buck's street when we lived in Brighton. Is there ANYONE in the world who hasn't seen him?

from girlsdontcry :

OMG, so you've seen the Peep Show people? Any exclusive stories? I can exchange information about Nick Cave on a train from Brighton with a Sainsbury's bag containing a banana and a copy of the Guardian. Um, that's the whole story, by the way.

from penisface :

I should have added you awhile ago. I went to catholic school when I was younger, but I wasn't and haven't been catholic since. The public schools in Chicago are pretty bad where I grew up so my parents sent me away to catholic school when I was four. The nuns beat me, and that is no lie.

from penisface :

Hey, hey now. I distinctly remember writing you this note: "I really enjoyed reading your diary just now. Thank you for having me." I meant it too. As for not sitting next to me on the bus--you have confirmed what I already fear.

from penisface :

from girlsdontcry :

Awesome link (I like the picture of the foxy woman holding a jar of hundreds and thousands best). Do not approve of Nutella variation in the least though.

from girlsdontcry :

I thought that fairy bread was Australia's national dish.

from greentealeaf :

4 more years of dickie and bush? i will so not get over this. (grumble grumble)

from jennyj :

PS realised that doesn't look like it makes any sense, but I meant qf your vivid dreams.

from jennyj :

Have you started taking Larium for your trips east, er, across the city?

from jennyj :

Hey that sounds like a regular kind of conversation round my way!

from makavelli :

did you post an add on a certain tree made of gum advertising gmail invites? :) If so I think our paths may entwine soon.

from makavelli :

I think your fcking fantastic.

from greentealeaf :

teenage boys? where? they're all mine, mine!

from pollymagoo :

God, if you meet a medic who tries to reassure you that it's ok to smoke, I think hang on to him. From now on you should ask him to be your GP, dentist, gynaecologist... everything really.

from pollymagoo :

I had to skip the middle because I've developed a new and annoying squeamishness, but how horrible. I am NOT letting you smoke next time I see you. Also, on the subject of the logo, there was a girl in a magazine the other day whose job was hospital PR. How depressing. Presumably they think if they make the hospitals seem appealing enough we'll all start collapsing our lungs just so we can hang out there.

from popcore :

You poor, poor darling! Pack a bag and come with me for a Fiat 500 country jaunt. I'll even let you work the sunroof.

from greentealeaf :

dearest lady fusco, you have all my umm, sympathies and ahh, jealousies. may your lungs and heart feel better tomorrow.

from greentealeaf :

... don't you mean 'improper'?

from greentealeaf :

suitors? *giggle* you do amuse me too much dearest. (now i've forgotten how to start studying. all your fault.)

from greentealeaf :

indeed. and you should take further contraceptive measures this winter.

from makavelli :

great layout, better content. I'm hooked :)

from lackcreatvty :

Mmmm. Too much thinly veiled info. It's good to be back in the mix.

from discodave :

Ahh - the joys of medicinal grade morphine... I spent many a happy hour unable to eat, drink or move after an appendix removal, but happily floating a foot off my bed on that stuff. Dxx

from lackcreatvty :

I leave you alone for a couple of months and now I feel like I don't even know you. Seriously, hope all is well though your always cryptic entries make me wonder.

from pollymagoo :

You're right, I have read the dog book, yes. But not the other one. Had a look at it on Amazon and it looks great, so it's on my list.

from pollymagoo :

We are not drinking beer! We have to have something that won't make our heads hurt. So...um...lime and soda? Ok, maybe we are drinking beer. And yes, I KNOW I look like her, but please can everyone stop saying it now, thank you.

from not-really :

Your profile caught my attention because "You can't get there from here" is a Maine saying. You're really interesting and I like your style.

from greentealeaf :

it is difficult to break someone's heart. but don't break yourself by delaying it.

from joddle :

Hello, I fear that the enthusiastic Kiwi reader was me. I have emailed you though to prove my non-comatose status :)) Jo

from harvestbird :

It wasn't me, honest, but you know, you can never have too many kiwi admirers ... we're good for heavy lifting and, erm, sports, if nothin' else... xxHB

from girlsdontcry :

Try this site for flats: www.moveflat.com. And avoid Fulham if you don't want to be living in Little Australia (alternatively, move to Fulham if you do...)

from pollymagoo :

he's right, you know, you will be ok. if there's anything i've learnt this year (jesus, here we go, i sound like my grandad), it's that somehow at the end of things like this you are always some sort of ok.

from dominguez :

and to answer your question, no i'm not always sat at my puter. sometimes i watch tv too. i've even been known to go out on special occasions.

from dominguez :

i just meant it in the sense that when we're in the midst of a situation it's hard to see things getting better, but that usually they always do. i just accidently squashed a little bug on my computer screen and now i feel bad. oop.

from dominguez :

what are you trying to insinuate!

from dominguez :

scary, but you will be ok. i know it.

from pollymagoo :

In very small glasses. Possibly on fire.

from pollymagoo :

Well I owe you three beers and I've been in more or less the same situation quite recently, so if it would help... Or even if it wouldn't, three beers (or maybe some wine) is always good.

from dominguez :

oh indeed, but what's worse, them being too big for you or two small? can't you take them in a bit? actually, do people do that anymore, alter clothes? if they do then they certainly don't talk about it.

from dominguez :

i feel your pain.

from lackcreatvty :

So how large is your porn bill so far?

from explodingboy :

re: 12,000 miles away. Hey Fusco, write from the heart, my spelling puns but an excellent piece of work, thanks - cheers eb*

from girlsdontcry :

Worst case scenario on felch: he asks you what it means. Remember the piece of good advice given to me only recently and DON'T EXPLAIN.

from harvestbird :

I say "bah" to emotional maturity and "yunh-huh" to endless introspection and worrying about other people's motivations. What else would I do with my days if I were to stop the latter? Also, lip balm applied to the nostrils is an excellent overnight moisturiser during your next cold.

from pollymagoo :

Look! I think there might be a little bit of sun outside the window. Was bound to happen when I'm going away grumble moan...

from inacrumbling :

sorry - i meant that to be a link! didn't turn out quite like i had intended! oops ...

from inacrumbling :

no ... i think shutting out some things and losing yourself in others is necessary sometimes ... at least that's what i like to tell <a href="http://inacrumbling.diaryland.com/040530_25.html">myself</a> - those random moments when i wish i was just a little more spontaneous in my actions, and that i wasn't still under strict regulation ... instead, i mull. would the bloke understand, do you think, or would he be completely miffed? i guess i don't know all the reasons - if HE does - he might understand ...

from discodave :

He does look rather like a camel, you're right. Oh...no, now I see what you meant... I like this whole Orange Wednesday's thing, you know? It's so much easier to go the cinema when you know it's dirt cheap ;) Dxx

from explodingboy :

Downloading "How soon is now" I some how got the TATU extended roller disco mix. But I guess you were speaking of the Smiths. (hmmmm ???!???! ;-) - eb*

from pollymagoo :

Oh my it looks just like you!

from harvestbird :

Hmmm, I did see on Extreme Makeover last week how one can get collagen injected into the pads of one's feet, the better to walk all day in teeny shoes. Could your feet be undergoing some sort of reverse process, rather like that moment when you sit on a library chair and the air hisses out of it at fart-speed?

from inacrumbling :

:) oddly reminiscent of 'the meaning of life' ... were there swords made from the blades of ceiling fans involved? :)

from pollymagoo :

Um, you know when I said Thursday because I had a vague feeling something was happening on Wednesday? Well I had it the wrong way round. So Wednesday? Sorry. I can't remember the password for that e-mail account to mail you at work so I'm noting instead.

from discodave :

That link was far better than mine, so I nicked it. I'll show my gratitude by not delving too deeply into how you knew that address... Dxx

from popcore :

Iron & Wine, eh? Good oh. If you haven't already, check out John Fahey.

from unhappyboy :

another convert to the church of sufjan stevens. did you see my pictures of him a few days back? which one did you get, Michigan or Seven Swans? Well they are both equally as good so just know that once you've listened to the one you have to death, you can go get another one.

from harvestbird :

concerning The Bloke and hissy fits leading to books ... do you think he could hit up my relatives for such pressies for me? My birthday's in February, just the time for a phone call from an angry anonymous stranger saying, "do you know what day it is? Shame on you!"

from popcore :

On the question of obtaining affection and physical contact without whores: fuck buddy! I hear it's all the rage amongst the US post-feminist hipsters. Think outside the box, Fusco....

from avantbedroc :

p.s secret secret secret. let me in!

from avantbedroc :

my diary feeds my insanity and makes me angry. im losing her for a month or so starting this sat or sunday.

from pollymagoo :

Yes super secret e-mail received. I was saving saying anything about it until I had the time to write you a proper e-mail instead of leaving a note. Because, as I said, I'm dead discreet. Great secret diary though.

from harvestbird :

oh you crazy aussies, with your sandstone homes and your gum trees...some may suggest things kind of look the same here, but they are wrong! Wrong, I say!

from popcore :

Private entries? Crivens! So bold about telling us that you have a secret crush diary but prick-teasing us with your passwords and usernames. Shameful! I shall try "Zygmunt" and "endgame04". Goodnight.

from unhappyboy :

lovely pictures.

from janthina :

Woohoo. Fast driving is good fun (but yes, bloody silly indeed). you want to try 160km/h somewhere west of Cobar and hitting a pool of blood left over from some deeply irresponsible roo shooter's truck that had been parked on the highway. Not that 160 isn't irresponsible...

from harvestbird :

I came here via janthina and much liked what I saw. Straight to my buddy list you go!

from tet :

I say hell yes to the secret crush diary, and would like a password to said imaginary diary. Obviously, an imaginary password will be fine. Make it something cool, ok?

from penisface :

I really enjoyed reading your diary just now. Thank you for having me.

from aqua-pandora :

You are too perceptive for your own good! That was a hell of a good guess. Yes, I'm very near that island...

from discodave :

I may just stick with the single unless anyone I know tells me the album's great. Too many people lose perspective with His Mozzness. Dxx

from popcore :

Yes, I know you're Aussie Beef. But it's a measure of your refined tastes that you too have a horror of your countrymen. A long time ago I went to a Walkabout chain drinking establishment to see Regurgitator and have never recovered. There's something terribly sportsy and good-natured, salt-of-the-earth, brutish, tanned parochial, common sense triumphing over lily-white intellectual about the archetypal Australian. But then again I feel that way about 99% of the world regardless of nationality.

from scottie1402 :

The old ladies? Awesome. Your writing? Awesome. The fact that you're from the UK? Bloody brilliant. I've always been a sucker for those accents, you know...I'll be back...

from tet :

Conceded. Disregard.

from tet :

Dude, you like Jim Carrey? How? But you said "breasticulate", so kudos. And she is shitscared of cherry ripes. Screams like a little girl.

from avantbedroc :

So, 'shaun of the dead' a movie? I thought it was a television series like bb and s. Lucky im not SO mixed up that i think Dylan Moran is ugly.

from alarm-call :

listen, lady. I'm not AFRAID of the cherry ripe. it's just that it doesn't taste like cherries, particularly not ripe ones, it's weird, and the chocolate is funny, and it just tastes ick. ...oh, alright, I'm a little afraid.

from pollymagoo :

'the cloak and dagger rush that i think is missing from all our lives'? Speak for yourself madam, I'm an international spy. Very good plan though.

from avantbedroc :

I do everything for a reason [wink]

from avantbedroc :

your days are made of these but i dont like annie lennox.

from tet :

Newy? You're going to Newy? Small bloody world, sometimes.

from discodave :

I don't mind Cyndi Lauper - she did a good cover of a Roy Orbison track (shit, how old am I?), but I think you're on dodgier ground with Springfield. Dxx

from discodave :

There's a little piece of me that kind of likes U2 - especially a Johnny Cash sang on one of their album tracks a few years back... Dxx

from lackcreatvty :

Fusco? I guess my American ignorance is acting up again because I am clueless.

from discodave :

Pervert - sword innuendo... Yeah, you kinda gave Fusco away by linking the notes on Meta', didn't you? Dxx

from discodave :

Fusco? Hmm...Yeah, anyway - I'll have to browse that site in a little more depth. And you know what? I went to art school and some of that stuff would get you a degree...scary. Dxx

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