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you're missing a testicle? that's half nutz... bwuahaha... as for the name change, how about something like cock demon? or one eyed trouser trout? slut jaws?

from likeaforest :

o dear. you minus a testicle would make me quite sad. i'll settle for just the compliment. xo.

from idiot-milk :

Hmmm...thanks? I think you're the first person who's ever loved me so much his rectum hurt. It's definitely a first. Also...you should totally come to my Halloween party on Nov. 1st. There will be alcohol! And cupcakes! And a giant inflatable Santa Claus! Huzzah!

from peteypuke :

High five on the ass, by the way.

from peteypuke :

shit, gaggie - maybe in some parallel universe we were having sex with each other.

from peteypuke :

but you're such a pretty little mess, gaggie. my favorite in fact.

from manchmal :

Todd, omigod, where are you? I just got my very own note from the porcelain princess! I got two notes, actually, but THIS one is my very favorite: " Oh my gosh, I almost forgot! If that is your picture on your profile, you are totally GORGEOUS! Have you ever considered modeling? You should. You are so beautiful! xoxoxox, Leslie Irene :)"

from likeaforest :

i have my new swanky internet connection, but you are nowhere to be found! were you just toying with me or what? o, and cheer up about the credit card business. it could've been worse, you could've applied for one of those lame pseudo 'credit cards' at some tacky store in the mall that even monkeys can easily obtain... and gotten rejected! er. it happened to a friend of mine. yeah.

from peteypuke :

Baby, the only thing missing from the Mojave 3 concert will be YOU. Do you REALLY need a better reason to come to Chicago and be my buttslutt - boyslave?

from peteypuke :

Jeez, GO ALREADY i thought you were leaving, drama whore.

from peteypuke :

oh shit, i'm sorry, baby. i'm here if you need to talk. hang in there.

from bellhead :

can i hug you again and again... i think you and i both need it

from likeaforest :

tch. that last entry was so genuine and thoughtful and self aware that if you delete it, i'll totally have to kick your ass.

from idiot-milk :

I usually wake up angry. My friends and family have learned that if they need to wake me up for any reason, they should do it from at least five feet away. Otherwise I might punch them whilst still groggy. Oh yes, I am a treasure to live with. Someday I'll tell you all the things I've done when I am in a semi-unconcious state to people actually sleeping in my bed. It's no fucking WONDER I can't get laid. An ex has probably been talking. Bastard.

from thanksbitch :

wait, you'd barter your tits for gas? ha ha.

from gilgongo :

good lord, do you know how many perverts read my note section? You're doomed!

from gilgongo :

neither ring a bell. I'll look into it.

from likeaforest :

hey mister, technically i did im you during the day, what with the pesky three hour time difference and all. but soon i shall have a new swanky computer and a faster internet connection, so watch out! hope you're recovering from the food sickness okay (and incidentally, how does one get food sickness when they don't eat meat?).

from peteypuke :

does this note make my ass look fat?

from thanksbitch :

haha, i know they say don't judge a book by its cover, but this time i will. it sucks!

from noname9er :

kewl. then feel free to check out the new sight. thanks.

from peteypuke :

damn! your pussy is HUGE!

from peteypuke :

i hope that boner is for me and not chris

from idiot-milk :

http://www2.b3ta.com/lets-fist-again/

from fate13 :

hey, thanks. yeah, the velvet teen's a pretty good band indeed. i have to go before my eacher kills me. even though he totally just erased my project, the little skank. ethan

from idiot-milk :

Mmmm...hot. I've been in search of a decent stalker for quite some time. Stick around because later on I'm going to be masturbating to old episodes of Knight Rider.

from peteypuke :

yeah ... STICK IT IN!

from peteypuke :

sorry - i'm bored

from peteypuke :

KIDDING

from peteypuke :

"WAKE ME UP INSI....."

from peteypuke :

wait - no i wasn't

from peteypuke :

i was kidding homo.

from idiot-milk :

I know, honey, homosexuals are very gross. But honestly, they keep to themselves. When my own personal homo gets out of hand, I lock him in the basement until he can learn to restrain himself. And besides, if you go to OSU, you can come over and watch cartoons and drink gin with me! Huzzah!

from gilgongo :

it's genetic.

from chadmuska :

are your ears 6g in those pictures?

from peteypuke :

aw gaggie, the only thing youa re missing is me :)

from likeaforest :

no worries, my dear, it takes more than that to frighten me off. incidentally, i'm all sorts of curious about this grad school endeavor of yours, you'll have to fill me in on the details sometime.

from peteypuke :

trying to IM you from your diary but it's not working. :(

from miss-edith :

I tried to sign your guestbook, but it was all, you can't sign again that fast, which was bullshit, because I didn't sign before that. Anyway. Bam Chicka Bamp Bamp. That's what I was going to say. You know what I'm talking about.

from bellhead :

ROFLOLFBICNNPBR... roll on floor laughing out loud... forbidden bananas increase cock numbers... now please bring ribrator.... (sex toy a la scooby-doo)

from bellhead :

dammit there's only one 'B'.... MOTHERFUCKER

from bellhead :

ROFLOLFBICNNPBR... rollin on floor laughing out loud... fucking boys because i can... nipples now proudly bring release????

from ionme :

yw, toddy. hey - did you know fisting is illegal in the united states? my directors commentary on my porn told me so lol....interesting. he said �that�s why you�ll never see the thumb inside with all the fingers, it�s considered fisting and we can get into big trouble� � i thought i should keep that in mind considering i will be directing porn someday. ciao.

from manchmal :

Dammit. The Guestbook thing isn't working. So: I'm a lot like you, with the push pull thing. It is more push than pull in these recent days, this prelude to October, when I grow affectionate and people are palpable.

from gilgongo :

I don't think there is a lot of fighting and sex in my life right now - but I'm sure if you went back to high school you'd be able to stir some up ;)

from chickpea981 :

self-lubricating assholes: eeeeeewwwww

from pura-vida :

I know, I know, I suck. Or don't suck, as the case may be. My students zapped me into a non-verbal coma and it'll take some time before I can generate sentences in English. I'm booking my ticket to the east and have only one question: Merlot or Cab?

from mynameismatt :

Polly is sooo worth seeing, because the songs take on a whole new meaning and feeling live, in a way that some bands (like fucking Coldplay) just sound like the c.d. spent most of the day drinking tea and taking Pro Plus - not really a good idea, but after 4 hours of sleep, i needed waking up. thankyou for advice; you are too kind ;)

from idiot-milk :

Well, we can only hope. Otherwise I'll have to beat his ass into a bloody, unrecognizable pulp. Stupid science boy homotard.

from bellhead :

Tonight, i will run a bath, pour in 5 ounces of your ultimate glory and soak in it for 2 hours. xox

from peteypuke :

i thought the remix was dark and moody and cool. still love me? maybe it's because i hate the original version so much. althopugh usually ia gree with you on the whole timo maas (whatever his name is) thing.

from chadmuska :

"Who wants to fuck the pain away?" i do! if only i was your type.

from peteypuke :

i'm still in love with you, fear not, you will always have a stalker although somedays you are just too ... INSANE or something. evven for me. easy on those pills, baby.

from lealoo :

Grrr. Signmyguestbook needs a good bitch-slap. Anyway..... I can't really help you with the sex bit... but I'd certainly give you a good hug if I could.

from idiot-milk :

SIGNMYGUESTBOOK IS A DIRTY CUNT! Anyway. I'm blaming the birth control pills. Stupid things. I'm hoping I'll get used to the damn things quickly, as all this niceness is giving me a hellacious rash. Hugs and kisses and inappropriate gropes, babydoll. Miss you while you're away.

from peteypuke :

you are such a bitter little pill sometimes, toddie

from mynameismatt :

that's a better compliment than i imagined; you obviously know the way to a boy's heart ;)

from mynameismatt :

thankyou for the comment; i'm a compliment whore, so don't get me wrong but isn't Electric blue vile hetero porn? maybe it's just an English thing. and Happy Birthday (everyone else is saying it, so i will too). m

from rich-monsoon :

Happy Birthday

from heatwhip :

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

from dullthud :

Happy bidet, that man.

from kirlianstate :

happy birthday!!!!

from thanksbitch :

but you know i just can't compete with your arrogance, bitch!

from humanidiot :

Toddy- did you mean TESLA "signs, signs everywhere are signs" TESLA? Yeah, daddy-o. And I typo all the time like that. I punish myself by forcing myself to talk like that all day "HOW'S YOU MOM FEELING" "CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOU PENS?", etc. I never proof read, so I pay the price. But I like that you typo'd. People that never typo and use perfectly formed sentences every time scare me.

from miss-cupcake :

lady friend, i am sorry if my entry left you will an "oh-no" sort of feeling. I did read only proust for 11 months straight and got through the first two volumes (four books) and almost through the fifth book (the captive, appropriately named). I am now 18 pages away from finishing "the captive" and will immediately start "the fugitive". even though it takes me forever to get through...i love it in a way i can't explain. it has become a part of who i am more than any other book i've read. i would never list it as one of my favorites...too pretentious. although with a proust under one's belt...there is a sort of bragging right attached. should you become enamored by certain parts, i would love for you to write and tell me...it would truly be...a la recherche du temps perdu.

from bellhead :

yaaaaay you are banana like myself!

from da1-4-u :

Read your diary from squirrelx's page. I am a fellow pettition signer also. My girlfriend and I plan to get married eventually and its such a shame they way these politicians are acting! Peace and Love to you hun. *Da1

from bellhead :

yaay deftones! i have to purchase that album myself. xo

from beatnicltd :

squirrelx mentioned you in her diary today, by the way ;)

from beatnicltd :

I believe Mork and Mindy have had one or two "Alice in Wonderland" episodes, along with many other fine TV shows that have jumped the shark. Also, Bush's bullshit makes me so mad I can't even think about it right now without my brain exploding with rage.

from jonathan29 :

I want to lick you.

from peteypuke :

i love it when you use words that are not in my vocabulary or anywhere near my sphere of knowledge. but this one's a headscratcher ... so, tell me, does that mean i am a scamp? or a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel?

from peteypuke :

why so sad, gaggie? do i need to kick this boy's ass?

from sockit-to-me :

I can help you with your kitty Prozac problem. :) Write-on!!

from ionme :

Yeah, definitely warn me before you blow me up. I may have to stay with you for a while when this happens, that's okay right? ;)

from chickpea981 :

my bad... its "properties" not view source. But close enough.

from chickpea981 :

right click the banner... then view source. I got REALLY fucking sick of those squirrelx ones and that little trick saves me a headache. Everyone raves about how great of a writer she is... I have to disagree. The hickonics thing: classic.

from ender82 :

sorry i've been neglecting you as well. i haven't been reading lately, which disappoints me. i was all excited to have all this time. then i figured out i basically have to get all my shit together in one semester...figure out what to do with my life, take a standardized test that i had no idea about and am completely unprepared for, and kiss ass to the wonderful ISU faculty so they can write me nice letters. basically i've been having a quarter life crisis and have been blowing everything off which is always best to do when you don't know where to start. lots of rambling on my part. i wanted to tell you that i hope your mommy was feeling better and we'll talk soon. i'm working on the whole updating more often thing...

from rich-monsoon :

just wanted to let you know, your "balls" link doesnt go to next. it always goes to index.

from likeaforest :

!! that was the nicest note ever. between that and the truckload of chocolate chip cookies i just ate, this is shaping up to be a lovely day. by the way, i'm sorry about my your mum. i hope everything turns out okay.

from beatnicltd :

I'm sure your grandparents are very nice people. Dream-Me was just being a jackass, don't mind him.

from peteypuke :

poor baby - your mom will be okay - don't worry. besides youa re too old to play little orphan annie.

from peteypuke :

my girl cat marlena gets all schitzo for a bout of week every time i move in to a new place. she also takes to hiding under the bed. so unless he's making brownies under there i say let him come out on his own time. he'll get over it.

from dullthud :

I didn't get a life, it just ambushed me. I fought it off bravely with a sharpened stick but it took a while to recuperate. Was touch-and-go for a while there.

from likeaforest :

so have you been enjoying the recent release of my so called life on dvd? i just watched a few not too long ago, and thoroughly scared myself with how easy it was to recite pieces of the dialogue. also -- i entirely understand about the whole off puting 'mythology' surrounding ms frank -- i think that may be perhaps why it took so long for me to pay any attention. and really, it's quite alarming when you stumble on something the popular consensus approves of and...it's actually good? o dear. ps. like the rest of your many admirers, i am awfully curious about this mystery boy. when are you going to start giving hints already?

from likeaforest :

so have you been enjoying the recent release of my so called life on dvd? i just watched a few not too long ago, and thoroughly scared myself with how easy it was to recite pieces of the dialogue. also -- i entirely understand about the whole off puting 'mythology' surrounding ms frank -- i think that may be perhaps why it took so long for me to pay any attention. and really, its quite alarming when you stumble on something the popular consensus approves of and...it's actually good? o dear. ps. like the rest of your many admirers, i am awfully curious about this mystery boy. when are you going to start giving hints already?

from peteypuke :

"Before i met you, I was blind. Pills and liquid filled my mind. Beneath your outline I was new - overflowing with your tune. AND DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL?"

from miss-edith :

Yeah, I think it will be OK, because after all, I do just ADORE kitty. Doggy is jealous, but I can't help it. Kitty is just so damn cute and entertaining.

from peteypuke :

I am talking about the freindster boy <sigh> Anyway my Tall Boy is hardly a substitute for your hardcore man-love.

from peteypuke :

i'm crushed.

from rich-monsoon :

You look kinda like Seth Green In the jeep pic. Not that its a bad thing:)

from peteypuke :

that was sort of cute and sweet in a melancholy tortured way. <deep sigh> i know those feelings too well. now come to me and let me kiss you and make it all better.

from peteypuke :

Please tell me i had a starring role in your perverted subconcious.

from bellhead :

so it's true! oh the HUMANITYyYYYYYYyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! ;) cheerio!

from bellhead :

no deals on the photos.... only the first few are working... sorry

from ddrboy :

Yummy!

from peteypuke :

from peteypuke :

from peteypuke :

from peteypuke :

i am breaking out into cold sweats. you are giving me fever and flashes like i am going through menopause.

from beatnicltd :

uh-oh :P

from beatnicltd :

tell me what you think of it when you're done...

from ionme :

I turn 24 on Aug 9. No wonder you're so cool, you're a leo too :)

from enondoiel :

"I'm off like a prom dress"? Oh my God I love you already.

from idiot-milk :

Whoa. Cookie making, TOO?! That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

from pura-vida :

Thanks for leaving me a note- when I read it I felt like Sally Fields at the Oscars. Your diary rocks, and I look forward to digging through the archives.

from peteypuke :

i guess i've never been any dort of academic or literary anything. but that's okay - you can be the beauty AND the brains of the operation. I'll just drink beer, kill bugs, park the car, and fix stuff when it breaks.

from peteypuke :

okay,let's get this straight my crush was on BOY GEORGE (i am not even kidding.) But seriously, gaggie, are you wigging out on me? about the book, i mean? you are thinking too, too much. if you keep at it you will just start going in circles like you are on k and then eventually you will just get stuck. kind like how your mom would say your face would get stuck if you held it too long in a silly expression? just like that. except it's your brain and when you get your brain stuck, well then you wind up retarded. so quit thinking so much, k?

from ionme :

P.S. that picture made me cry, it's scary. Oh, and I mentioned you in my diary today, just thought I'd let you know....you're cool like that. :)

from likeaforest :

where in the world did you find a goldfrapp cd for $6? goodness. i think their first album is supposed to be far better. just the cover art of the new one is enough to scare me out of buying it. ick. (psst. i agree, thomas hardy is lovely. y'know, in an over the top teen angst/greek tragedy sort of way.)

from peteypuke :

cocaine, the cure, gothic nostalgia ... <sigh> i love you.

from peteypuke :

rolling on the floor laughing when i read "panTera bread".

from noname9er :

don't ever stop. i don't judge....just love. i love how you stroke my computers cock everytime i have you on my screen....or is it my cock stroking the screen. maybe a little bit of both depending on your day and my day. keep stroking. (sick, do you remember the "strokin'" song from the 80's? yeah well it had no influence on this note.)

from bellhead :

pwease don't weave us mister, i've gwown so fond of you, it would just bweak my wee widdle heawt if you depwived the wowld of the magical gagfactow.... that's my inner child, complete with speach impediment and whining tendencies

from thanksbitch :

i'll take the hug over the titty twister thanks.

from beatnicltd :

"one of the great writers of the twentieth century tells the dramatic story of young, docile Emil Sinclair's descent--led by precocious shoolmate Max Demian--into a secret and dangerous world of petty crime and revolt against convention and eventual awakening to selfhood." Sounds intriguing! I�ll definitely have to look into that one.

from thanksbitch :

big duh on my part. thanks friend! gay boy to the rescue.

from thanksbitch :

don't tempt me with your lesbo bowling. i don't even have a bowling alley to go to here since they closed down hollywood star lanes and made it a school! what's up with that? oh and i did a search for miss kitten on dvd empire and no luck. :(

from beatnicltd :

I'm way ahead of you. Perks is indeed pretty quick - I think I polished it off in one or too sittings. Another book along those lines that I enjoyed was the "Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys". It may not include the material you would expect from the title, though :P

from peteypuke :

fag-gagtor - i am delerious with fever and i need you to be my nursemaid. from the looks of your entry today it appears you need some TLC yourself. Maybe a road trip is a good idea. What a perfect opportunity to start a codependent relationship!

from likeaforest :

hmm. you knew i was mostly kidding, right? but maybe such things don't translate so well online. detroit, huh? you are a brave boy indeed.

from santoshchase :

Sonic Youth? I am profoundly jealous. No fucking doubt.

from peteypuke :

i miss you gaggie ... talk to me

from peteypuke :

Martha Inc. kicked ass! My favorite part was when Martha displayed for us the fine art of cracking a nut.

from peteypuke :

MUST ... PLAY ... SPACE ... CHANNEL ... FIVE ... IMMEDIATELY

from peteypuke :

god you make me horny when you talk about your "puckering rectum".

from heatwhip :

I love your diary. When I was about 7 I did the same exact thing with the rock as you did. She needed stiches. I just threw it at her to see if it would hit her. Thanks for the laughs.

from survivorguru :

Ha some funny ass stuff. Off the sheezy for heezy umm yeah that was lame.

from hellsknell :

im going through the same thing only im a 19 year old female hetero whiny pussy bitch. so cheer up, your not the only one...and i work at burger king.

from thanksbitch :

wow lesbian bowling night. what makes you think i'm a lesbian?!!! just kidding. that sounds like a lot of fun. although my bowling skillz are really horrible. i think i scored a 98 my last time around. pathetic!

from peteypuke :

baby i was hoping you would be #69 in my guestbook ... *plucks the pubes out of his mouth* ... it is 4 a.m. i am wasted on all sorts of things and i will never find a boy in chicago who could ever compare to you. are you a unicorn?

from peteypuke :

i miss you on the weekends :(

from dullthud :

Your wish, sir, is my command. Also, had a look and reckon I've got seventeen of your hundred albums. How many do I need before I win a prize?

from peteypuke :

***tries to put the pieces of his broken heart back together with some glue and staples.***

from peteypuke :

I refuse to say goodbye, you bastard. If you really go I will devote entire entries to what a pussy-ass little cumdumpster you are. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? FOR CHRISSAKES, GAGGIE!!!

from idiot-milk :

Someone is a dork. I'm not saying who. Except that it's TOTALLY YOU! "Horney rimmed glasses" INDEED. Sheesh.

from peteypuke :

i don't know, gaggie - you were rhyming with the rock, cosk, suck and buck - i was just trying to play along >:(

from peteypuke :

More cushion for the pushin?

from peteypuke :

hell, i wish i would have driven down, too. but alas, i am not really an obsessive stalker - i just play one on the internet. nope wait - i'm lying - i AM a stalker i'm just a really lazy one.

from devian :

hey sweetie...yeah, i know you hate the album! but i do agree with you about "erotica"...especially the song "where life begins". i think that album is wonderful--really wonderful. and your entry the other day inspired me to also listen to "here. in my head" :) :) :)

from thevelvet :

i blame you for a day's worth of hysterical giggling. and i agree (partly) on you (partly) fantastic 100 must-own albums. so there.

from gay :

french porn makes me angry + "putting the damage on" is my favorite = don't be just a bottom, funny man.

from peteypuke :

I'll be there for breakfast

from peteypuke :

From my place to yours: Total Distance: 469.0 Miles Estimated Total Time: 7 hours, 46 minutes How is that for stalking?

from peteypuke :

P.S. Ass bumps (of any kind) are bad.

from peteypuke :

You are not making me watch the new RW/RR seasons by myself. C'mon we can having dueling commentary! Please?

from peteypuke :

I don't mean to tease ... the new entry is not showing up properly. I tried it ten times and still can't figure out what went wrong. (Much like in real life) So i'll post it later from my computer at home. p.s. Don't try to hide it - I know you have mad crazy love for me. C'mon, face it: Puke and Gag - How fucking cute is that?

from thanksbitch :

vertical ray of the sun? hmmm...sounds like one of those gay movies to me ;). i would check it out, but you know i let my membership run out at blockbuster video. i just got so sick of all the family oriented movies and not enough lesbo porn. wait, i mean indie movies. yeah i got so sick of all the indie movies and not enough lesbian porn. OK, sorry that joke was really lame.

from peteypuke :

<<wraps his arms around gagfactor and squeezes>>

from peteypuke :

for fuck's sake! satanic singing hitler kittens? i fucking love you!

from gay-n-out :

Ok,I am not Vegan. I actually eat shrimp. But the thought of bagged pre-cooked shrimp sitting in the refrigerator waiting to be eaten, grosses out even me. Yuck

from gagfactor :

WHERE DID MY DIARY GO! I guess the man is smackin' me down. =( Sorry kids..hopefully it will be back up and running soon. BOO HOO HOOOOOOO

from kirlianstate :

i really liked reading your 101+ one extra...(like the bonus track they put on all japanese records).... much much better than mine..you rock'n'roll...

from peteypuke :

Besides wanting to let you know that i am in love with you and your diary, I also wanted to clue you in to www.princessmelissa.com where you can get all the info on the "lost" RW/RR Battle of the Sexes footage from Monday night. You have definitely found your voice - keeping talking/spewing/singing whatever. I am all ears.

from thanksbitch :

oh hey thanks buddy! i hope your weekend went well too. spent it mostly laying around, playing videos, doing absoutely nothing productive.

from gay-n-out :

Its " five star fucking culinary masterpiece" (which is from jawbreaker.) not four so technically I win. lol

from idiot-milk :

Jawbreaker. At least, I'm reasonably certain it's Jawbreaker. But instead of your semen, I'd like a pony. Thanks, precious.

from monstermovie :

i'm on the tatu love train myself, and equally mystified by their appealxo

from thanksbitch :

you and water are just two star-crossed lovers.

from thanksbitch :

awww, you mentioned me in your diary. sweet. well, i'm thinking the ohio river doesn't deserve your love. maybe what you really need is a really big ... lake. thought i was gonna say cock didn't you?!

from thanksbitch :

a corpse filled river? what's not to love?! at least you have a river -- 3 rivers at that...there is no romantic body of water where i live...unless you think the "los angeles river" as a body of water. 11 months out of the year it is totally dry. wait, i am in love with a body of water -- echo park lake! ha ha! jealous?!

from thanksbitch :

you lucky ducky! after work i'm gonna head over to buy the DVD myself. but the day is dragging on....arrrgh!

from bellhead :

i'm only now noticing that you have a pic of you with your diary... what took me so damn long?

from thanksbitch :

well i have to do a lot of surfing at work, and once i left to use the bathroom and when i came back, all these porn pop ups were on my computer. i was like, "oh shit!" anyway, that's my story.

from dullthud :

Successfully hiding under the futon makes for a pretty narrow boogieman. I always imagined my own as having voluminous robes and Big Hair that he didn't like getting crushed; perhaps Kid and/or Play dressed as a flamboyant monk. One summer we moved house and there was no cupboard tall enough for him to hide in any more. I was heartbroken.

from dullthud :

Afraid of? Could be a number of things. My own biggest fear is raising children who say "newkular". Is that anywhere near the mark?

from thanksbitch :

of course! what was i thinking! that amazing new thing called the internet. although i better not search "sex terms" while i'm at work...you know pop ups and all.

from thanksbitch :

ha! that is so dirty and wrong! they should have dictionary for this shit.

from noname9er :

you're right about the dead babies. they do rockface a lil bit don't they. thank you.

from thanksbitch :

well those are some funky euphemisms you have there. aids grenade? i'm at a loss...as soon as i figure it out, i'll be sure to include it in my diary somewhere.

from bellhead :

ha ha ha... you want to.... ha ha ha... spear him...ha ha ha... brown eye...HA HA HA HAH A HAH AH AH AH AH A!!!!!!!!!!!

from dullthud :

Absolutely right, trilobites are fantastic; like hellspawn sea monkeys redrawn by HR Giger. Even better than eurypterids, which is no mean feat.

from bellhead :

he he he he... classy.... let me know how it goes

from kirlianstate :

i love all the pretty pictures...

from bellhead :

this bitch be representin' yo.... word

from kirlianstate :

hey dude.. what's going on? it's raining here and Im cold... thanks for all those nice things you said..i mean that you wrote...some of your entries make me think about my x-dudes... and the rest make me smile which is a good thing cos I need to smile more..keep on rockin and rollin.... love X

from bellhead :

Alphaville.... the saturn commercial where all the kids are on swings and see-saws and shit???

from bellhead :

you are fantastic... plastic utopia would be grand

from bellhead :

might i be out of line if i say you are by far the coolest person out there.... i love your diary... it makes me shit my pants with joy everytime i read it... i wish i could be a fag too... straight people fuckin suck... people in general suck... well... except for i and you... oh yes and tigger too... don't forget winnie the poo... scooby doo?

from bellhead :

about that 103%... my prof said he was going to take the best 16 out of the 20 questions on the exam... in other words we can get 4 questions wrong and he'd void them... i don't know why... he must have been drunk or something... but i ended up getting 17 out of the 20 correct, so i exceeded the 16 that he said he was going to take... that being about 103%... i am a mad fuckin genious... I didn't know you like Sigur Ros too. He is currently "uncharted" here in canada, so he's new to me. I had a whole diary entry devoted to my Sigur Ros Revelation and how (Untitled) had an emotional grip on my soul... but you and I both know how sketchy this here diaryland is... so i had lost my whole entry... fahkers...... CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from thanksbitch :

you got me there my man.

from thanksbitch :

yeah, why can't having friends be effortless?

from djc360 :

geez, that alvie person who signed before me is EVERYWHERE!!! well, i guess i'm everywhere too since i've signed about 4 books today and there was alvie. HI ALVIE!! umm... sorry about that, lol. yeah, apparently my brain makes me say too much all the time. i have to deal. <p> i never want to submit myself for review... i think that defeats the purpose of having a personal diary. anyway, just my two cents. thanx for reading!! take care =)

from alviehsu :

ok bitch, now I am crying. That was one of the sweetest stories I have ever read. I love you now. My god your story has touched me. She is so lucky to have had you in her life, even if it was for a short time. I have been reading your diary for quite some time, but I cant remember if I left you a note. Thanks for being so honest. Love ya......alvie If you ever get the time my diary is http://alivehsu.diaryland.com

from bellhead :

best entry EVER

from thanksbitch :

hey guy, thank you for your note. such a nice surprise as i jump into the work week.

from thanksbitch :

i hear ya. 'white' never seemed to fit for me either. and i just love red for its subtlety and imagery. i think maybe it's my most watched movie. later. Your pal, TB

from thanksbitch :

yeah, red is one of my favorite movies, now and forever. i'm excited once again for the movies since they're coming out on DVD. can't wait. which one do you like best btw?

from thanksbitch :

hi, just wanted to thank you for your kind words, so thank you!

from bellhead :

awww i just read the note you left me. Might i say that i think you are wonderful. High fives to fake penises. xoxox

from bellhead :

hugs

from bellhead :

hey what's up? Sounds like you had you had a blast on new years. Glad to hear it.

from plastickman :

Awww...you took the quiz. So does this mean you forgive my emo boy thing?

from bellhead :

apparently i like to repeat myself sorry apparently i like to repeat myself

from bellhead :

What's that you say? "Why are you being a fascist dick and blaming a minority?" i totally understand... i had an experience with a teacher's assistant in university. Long story short, my partner was the same race as the T.A. Long story short. My partner is a genious and i suck at circuit labs. He obviously previously spoke with this T.A. about me. The T.A. insulted my intelligence asking if i ever did any work and challenged everything i said. I couldn't fuckin believe it when my partner looked at the pissed off look on my face and laughed. Cock suckers. I lived in Bermuda for half my life. I'm not racist. But when you move away where whites are the majority, the minority are assholes. It's like we owe them something. Fuckers. Sorry just had to vent

from ender82 :

It's one of my favorite books ever. Something about it draws me to it. I've read it quite a few times and have had some messed up dreams because of it. Disturbing, but so real and wonderful. I will forever be in love with Manson, he's somehow changed my life and made me open my eyes.

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