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from marn :
You have no idea how hard I laughed at this one, especially since my niece was just here on Monday releasing about 15 goldfish into my pond because she was tired of them. Uh oh ...
from thecritic :
Esssh sounds like that Dagwood Dog could take a few years off a persons life... or at least put hair on their chest. Hmm then I wouldn't have to invest in a toupee.... err you didn't read that *runs off*
from thespark :
I run a diaryring/community. I'd like for you to join the ring. E-mail me, if you're interested.
from booberella :
my emails to you keep bouncing. email me, please. :)
from nools :
ten whole points for using the phrase "making with the funny" in that last entry about perfect cups of tea. Jane, Marti & Joss would be so proud. :D
from piehole :
Hey wait a minute... Is that a picture of YOU in your Livejournal? Because if it is, you have officially screwed with the little internet world in my head, because I SO see you as a lanky blonde guy with a big nose. WTF!?
from booberella :
omigod. omigod. omigod. DANGER MOUSE. omigod.
from marn :
Chris, you're on. I have to wait for Michael (the brother-in-law) to get some syrple canned. When he does, I'll send you a litre. It will take at least six weeks to get to you because I'll have to send it the cheapest way possible--it weighs a lot, it's a tad expensive to send your way. Just drop me an e-mail with your postal addy, 'kay?
from adobogirl :
the defilement of food: an american mission. I swear, people here can't eat things that resemble where it came from. Bah.
from sidherian :
I'm so glad I'm not there, I can't bear Hotel California. Once, at a house party someone put it on as a joke, and the owner of the house sleepwalked over to the record player and smashed the vinyl, replacing it with The Cult (I think). Then she went back to bed. She couldn't remember a thing about it in the morning. God only knows what would have happened if it had been Khe Sanh...........
from adobogirl :
LOL...there are so many Goths here, too. But they wear see through fishnet shirts in the middle of 15 degree winter weather.
from adobogirl :
montablues? Hehehe... "yo yo yo Represent! I'd cap all ya'll capureds!"
from adobogirl :
ha...i have the same porportion of blue clothing as you do in red. gangsta foe life.
from adobogirl :
Wow... the scruff thug look doesn't look all too bad on you. Oh...and which do you prefer? LJ or Dland?
from piehole :
Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!! You have access to TIM TAMS?!?! ... Would it be too forward to tell you I love you?
from twelvebeer :
Dear Gargy, since the guestbooks aren't working right now, here's a note to thank you for adding 12% to your buddylist! You will surely lead a richer and more fulfilling life because of it. Yours in MonkeyLove, 12% Beer.
from lizardspace :
A little Limerick, for the boy who giggles at the word "Nantucket": There once was a boy from Nantucket, / Who said of propriety: Fuck it. / He had an ide-ra / To dance like Shakira / And passersby threw cash in buckets.
from theothergirl :
Well someone is taking a little offense to their drinking habits. lol. Sowwy.
from marn :
*snicker*. I love your mother.
from blindsten :
hi there - i can't remember by what trail i happened upon your diary but i just thought i'd say i find it highly amusing and i will never move to australia if only because of the size of your spiders. thank you for the warning.
from marn :
YOU feel old? YOU? Oh pish and tosh. Imagine how it feels to have seen some '60's songs going through their third or fourth remake. Yeesh.
from dependant :
Hey look its your notes section! Yay! look at all of its notey goodness....Hurrah for the notes... and their...uh..stuff.. I forgot why I came here... I think I need to cut down on the mid-afternoon snickers and coke... But, um.. you need to update more! Geez what do you have, a life or something?! There are fans who need gargy fixes out here!..( not that I'm one of them, I'm far too busy being suave and aloof..y'know...)
from larrielou :
It's been a while since I left a note. So I'm leaving one now. I've informed all of your minions about your celebratory evening. I'm yet to hear back :-)
from iwantoomuch :
Okay and now I've been reading through your entries ... lots of them! And I love them all! The ones that I've read! And your phone plays the Buffy theme music! You're so cool! You know what else is cool??! Exclamation marks! Ah, yes. Bedtime.
from iwantoomuch :
OH MY GOSH! I met you! Well sort of ... I'm Jane's friend! How freaked out is this?? I'm slightly disturbed actually. LOL. But, you were great! Excellent job!!
from omorfia :
Happy Valentines Day :p
from musicchick44 :
This may be the funniest diary I have ever read.
from gargy :
I'm sick of having my profile list chop and change without being able to keep track of who's coming and who's going. So here, as at the 22nd January, is my current ego list. forestdream nudetwister omorfia bum-bum-head musicchick44 faithstar larrielou patnmax augustdreams pylduck twentyone gingi frangipani87 rekkit dependant missmuffin socksw-toes confusedjaz lesbian-love nizbet lucretia prowlnfox amichers phik soupstain eustilly adobogirl my13thtry scrap writerboy82 mydecember krista-bella rosejeide pinkegobox black-dove04 polystyrene dorkorama sulla splinky mrplutonium notahilbilly redceres
from adobogirl :
Good luck, Gargy. I know you will do well. (^-^)
from larrielou :
OH. MY. GOD. No wait, you *are* my God. Now and forever more I will worship the ground you walk upon, oh Lord of the Yearbook. *bows down gracefully*
from omorfia :
yehyeh .. so you're cute .. :) *omorfia turns a lovely shade of magenta and scuttles away*
from larrielou :
Your guestbook still hates me, so I'm leaving a note. You tell 'em, Gargy! Add dependant.diaryland.com to the list too - the list of people you're going to write to, telling them to at least say how cute I am when they pull orgasm faces (*giggle*) over you, ok? Thanks....
from larrielou :
GUESS WHAT? (Hmm....I think that's the way I started the last note I left. Methinks I need to get more creative). Omorfia thinks you're cute too! *Runs away giggling*
from larrielou :
Guess what Mr Gargamel? I'm holding up 5 fingers because that's how long before we get to meet the queen of Diaryland :-) Okay, okay. So the real reason I'm holding up 5 fingers is 'cos they're covered in chocolate and I figure my mouth would much prefer it placed there than on the keyboard. But hey...
from larrielou :
OH NO! How rude of me. I came back an hour later, and saw your message, but..yeah, you'd already gone. It had nothing to do with being called Charlie, I swear....
from augustdreams :
{{{{Gargy!}}}} You know what? While I was without 'net access from the comfort of my own home (where I can take a nap and fart with nobody but Woodstock and Aph to hear...heh.) I really, really, really missed reading your diary. It's true! Your wit and delightful take on the world keep me smiling. (plus there's that crush I've got on ya *wink*) I've been catching up on your entries and you diary, as always, kicks ass! How are you feeling? I hope you're feeling a bit better. Feel free to e:mail me anytime if you ever need to talk/vent, okay? Take care Gargy! Hugs, Nicole
from rekkit :
hi gargy.. just wanted to let you know i was feeling really down a few days ago. Even thought the reason i was depressed was probably completely different.. i still know how you feel. Things were just all the sudden really overwhelming.. but most likely, it's just a hormonal fluctuation, and 'cuz autumn is coming.. [which for some reason, season changes make me depressed for a few days] which mean's the bout of saddness will probably pass pretty soon, so just try to look forward to good things.. and be positive.. even tho it's hard. well, byebye, -Erica
from larrielou :
Name it and I'll do it, to make you feel happy.(....that could be a bad offer....)
from rekkit :
'ey there Gargy. ..ehh, like someone said previously, ignore the crushlink crap. tons-n-tons-o-emails get sent out with that garbage and makes me want to break things! large, expensive things, like computers and cars. Oh well, have a lovely day. - erica
from wednesdae :
Hey gargy, I received the CrushLink email some time ago too. It's a load of bullshit.
from marn :
When I got my D'land gold account and got my first site statistics I almost peed myself laughing. When I think of the odd Google searches that eventually wend their way to me ... oh man, there are some unhappy pervs out there :))
from adobogirl :
Gargy, long time no speak. I found out The Globe is down. If you need a place to upload your pix I have tons of extra space...just if you needed it. A suggestion that's all...
from writerboy82 :
hey gargy...long time no chat...i need to stay up late some night and catch up with all my 'all night' friends...still reading though...hope all is well with you...and this note thing is cool...gotta get me one :)
from larrielou :
I still would have chosen the farting on the couch part...

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