messages to gerg69:
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from luvabeans :
you know i was kidding, right? that it was a cheap joke? right?
from wildrosie :
What is it about men and boobs? Great entry, i really enjoyed it! ~Rosie~
from bluemeany :
Yeah, I get on Yahoo from time to time, but not much lately because the Army steals more and more of my life every day.
from desdemonia :
Bubba realized too late that taking the cat for a joyride in the trunk was not one of his best ideas.
from redsirenbody :
How lovely to get your note! I do miss you as well. do give me your email one more time if you don't mind...new computer and all that jazz. Hugs and kisses. L
from stoner-girl :
Aw, thats really sweet of you. And judging from your apologising entry I take it you don't write notes to people that often, so it makes it doubly nice of you to take the time to cheer my up. *shudders* now wasn't that a disgusting pile of saccarine vomit? i think im going soft in my old age of 16. and hey, big feet?? mine are sized 3 and half, my little sister who is currently 10 years old has bigger feet than i do. i know...im a freak lol. but yeah i know it'll get better, or well it can't get much worse. unless a sweaty hippo cracked up to its eyeballs decides to sit on my face. *shudders* bad image there. lol i know what you mean about random swear words, i called someone a McTwatBurger recently and also yelled holy jesus shit on a stick. *Shrugs* dunno why. seriously now (as this entry is getting to be a long ramble of utter bollocks) thanks again for the note, and as you can relate *hugs* you be well yourself cutie. (heh toots - never been called toots before)
from awittykitty :
happity birthiday gergsie. XOX
from themandikat :
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7884/roadtrip11529jz.jpg Took this picture on my road trip - reminded me of you.
from second-love :
Yo dude... happy birthday to US... mine is thursday :)))))))
from bluemeany :
Haha! "City-titty"! Your family's kinda like mine -- I got hit by a car the day before my 11th b-day, and my dad got me a cake that said "Hope your birthday's a smash." So if you ever need to feel normal, just let me know and I'll be right there. And, Happy Birthday!
from stoner-girl :
haha try living with someone like that! my sister is the same, always asking the same question with variations....
from candoor :
you just beat me to being the first comment for autumnal by 27 seconds, so I just had to come here to stick my tongue out in your general direction... and enjoy your diary once again, of course, but don't tell yourself that just yet, it'll ruin the raspberry this note is supposed to be :)
from themandikat :
Everyone should have five of you.
from bluemeany :
Just now read your Dr Pepper entry and I must say, you've inspired me. Also, you made me snort. Rock on.
from catspajamas :
new banner! http://catspajamas.diaryland.com/images/photobannercopy.jpg
from hissandtell :
Hello, you - thanks so much for reading and for the dear little description on your profile page. I've clicked on your banners a few times and through misswitty's buddies' list, and always thought you're one of the most hilarious and original writers around. Why I've never added you before, I don't know - sheer laziness, I suppose. Thank you for explaining the whole mice/boobs phenomenon, too. Since I thought for a brief moment that I actually had small smart rodents (a la Willard) in my bosoms telling them what to do, it sort of reminded me of the urban legend about the cockroach-babies that hatched in the woman's skull, under her bun that she never combed. (Hey, if the Burger King wore a bun on his head [with salad and pattie] instead of a crown, maybe he'd be infested with cockroaches, too? It would make such a refreshing change from the tired old fingers-in-chili business...) Love, R xxx
from second-love :
hahahahahahahahaaha
from abittergirl :
funny, I wrote about that Burger King guy the other day. He's like some weirdo stalker. It's scares the hell out of me.
from awittykitty :
dear gergsy's dad: how do mice operate boobs? do they read little mice instruction manuals or is it just instinctive? thanks. sincerely, witty.
from poetichealth :
poor spurt.
from poolagirl :
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I've got a new fave too - and it is YOU! I have only read a few pages, but I already know. I also want to tell you that my dog's diary is publishing a cookbook (anything goes) in case you're interested. You can check them out at http://tuckandsophi.diaryland.com
from jehsika :
Oh bloody doesn't bother me, sometimes you just need to see things go splat. I love British movies too, so I should be all kinds of happy watching it. Thanks!
from bluemeany :
Thanks much, g-dawg ... you've just inspired me to NEVER EVER EVER atempt to quit smoking. Love, Meany
from bluemeany :
I'm bored and you get to be the lucky recipient of my joy-spreading-by-way-of-sharing-stupid-jokes-which-I've-been-told-at-some-point-or-another: Q: What did the carrot say to the celery stick? A: Nothing ... carrots can't talk, dumbass. I hope I brought laughter to your soul, and not sickness to your stomach. Oh, and by the way, yak vomit is an aphrodisiac.
from jehsika :
ooh...be careful what you ask for...you just might get it. Password has been sent via your diaryland e-mail. Mwa ha ha, I will suck you into my vortex of need!............you just mentally tripped over the words "suck you," didn't ya?
from golfwidow :
Found you through jehsika. You rock and you like Shaun of the Dead. Superstar.
from awittykitty :
thanks Gergsy. 'preciate your note and I definitely appreciate you. And I too, wonder how dogs manage to pee on everything in a two mile radius and never run dry. Its a gift I say....a gift!! Love, b.
from themandikat :
You're great, man. Also... I have crispix.
from novaorion :
Wow...funny but *tilts head sideways* heh-heh yeaaah....
from poolagirl :
Your baby banner is hilarious - and so are you. And so am I. And so are we. But maybe not all of them.
from banefulvenus :
LOVED your sugar banner!!
from erineocc :
eeh!
from stoner-girl :
aww *does weird victorious dance* yeah my comment was first! score!
from cytokinesis :
if bran muffins couldnt not talk.
from candoor :
once again I find a great idea here... yes, here's my comment: gerg69 full of great ideas.
from odul23 :
you know you remind me of a friend i have....and thats not exactly a complement.
from gumphood :
that banner...
from themandikat :
I felt guilty for not having a pithy remark on my favorite diary thing, so I rewrote it. It still isn't pithy. *sigh*
from myrealname :
YOU are a funny funny boy. I think I'll come back and play with you more often. Thanks for the giggle at the end of my otherwise crappy day. You rock.
from stoner-girl :
lol you never fail to have me laughing until I hurt, mainly because most of the time I know exactly what you mean. Especially the 'EHH'. I am all too familiar with the power of the EHH.
from bluemeany :
So link me too, link me too!! Please please pretty please!! By the way, do you think I should make everyone respond to me with, "NO, Your Blueness!"? Because that would be fun.
from his-holiness :
Criterion Collection. $29 - $39 new. It is fucking brilliant.
from his-holiness :
Forty Bucks Used!?! Are those Canadian Dollars? I thought you lived in Texas. I still don't own it because I won't pay $40 new.
from his-holiness :
I figgered we hadn't actually discussed it. But seriously, 50 cents? How?
from his-holiness :
Y'know, I don't think I was aware you'd never seen it. How do things like that happen? 50 cents?
from awittykitty :
Oh sweetness, how nice of you to remember. Thanks. Hope your Valentine's Day was TOOL-tacular. You're the best Gergsie! Love, witty XOX
from themandikat :
You will raise procrastination to an art form, providing dozens of industrious critics with a new livelihood. You don't update much anymore. Everything alright?
from themandikat :
Unfortunately for you, the Bible addresses the fact that there is a time to live and a time to die, but it's vague on the subject of zombies.
from oddsfish :
Sorry doll, I can't believe I left you off. My apologies.
from angelpunkk :
Shit I'm a dickhead, here's the link lol: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5552425972
from angelpunkk :
Hey Gerg!!! I'm convinced you'll find this funny, it's an ebay item one of my Mom's friends put up. It's nuts! Pun intended :P
from themandikat :
Silence. Has it stopped? Good. Ever since that couple moved in next door, I lay awake from the squeaking and pounding. What are they doing in there? I managed to convince myself that they're building a raft. They're not working very efficiently. Especially the girl, who seems to lose patience at once. Tonight they must have finished the sail. I wonder how they plan on getting it in the water, though.
from mr-knowitall :
Your tax dollars at work... smashing multi-million dollar spaceships into comets.
from second-love :
hahahahhaha yeah... 24!!! my husband is wetting himself with excitement... but HE doesnt care either *grin*
from second-love :
I DID.......... and those pics DID :) thanks
from second-love :
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm are you yankin our chains about the whole marriage thing???
from candoor :
and a happy new year :)
from angelpunkk :
So I'm so tired right now i could probably walk into a wall and actually not feel it. Then again I do that a lot. seems to be a regular occurrence in this family. I don't think i spelled that right. Do you know what annoys me? When my 17 year old cd player just kinda... stops playing my cds. WHEN THE CD HASNT EVEN FINISHED?! aaauuurgh. Soooo... It's 2005. You havn't updated since last year! Oh jeeze, how lame am I getting. Wait... wtf am i doing here... SHINEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
from schmutzie :
I will gladly answer your template questions. I'm completely trial-and-error self-taught, so I'm bad with the tech speak, but if I can be of help, start tossing me questions!
from nochipa :
I just clicked on a banner (something i had never done before so...feel the first lucky one). I read your diary and got to the conclusion that you are a funny and smart person that deserved one of my random notes. Have a nice day :)
from discodoll :
I still remember you it's just that now that I have more time online I haven't been able to find you, meanie :p
from oicur12 :
Great 'Larry' banner! My personal fave yuletime quip: Peas on Earth, Gouda Wheel, Two Men. :D
from iam4ranny :
Dang Good reading here. I spit on my screen when I read the words on the guy who craved on your truck. Not that what he did was funny at all just your words on the event. I found you from Teetsville. Think you guys all are great reading when I wanna just chill. Thanks for the rofl smiles. Merry Holidays.
from angelpunkk :
Well, well, well. Dont be fooled, I really DONT have anything to say. But howdy anyway :o) I just wanna hug you because you make me laugh a lot, and laughing is just what I need right now.- Stupid mother and her constant beatings...- Anyway, here's a hug from a girl with, obviously rather large arms, to be able to reach from Australia to wherever the hell you are. Damn those sticky keys!
from a1984 :
It would of been fun if my name was on your list of favorite diarys, maybe your not a fun guy?
from lolamae :
I can't believe you still have that!
from short-cake13 :
I love your diary, it makes me and my friend laugh so hard. Our favorite banner is the P-L-E-M-O-N-A-D-E one... We were lucky enough to find it twice, since the first time she found it, she didn't click it and then she regretted it. Then I found it again one day. I'm glad I did! You're diary's great!
from awittykitty :
Happy Anniversary Gergsy. You're quite a sensation! We'll be celebrating OUR anniversary 12/23, you know. That was when you sent me my first note. See how important it was. I even went and looked it up. I guess I like guys who's elevators don't quite go to the top. :-)
from second-love :
OMG!!! Too cute!!!! Congrats :)))
from hannahlore :
You're having a baby?! What kind? Wow...that sounded bad...i hope you know what i mean...
from treesssa :
Saw your banner. I'm adding your rockin' self to my favs.
from mutemind :
ya dude, the empanadas are pretty effin' tasty. Taco Bell is the shit. and i LOVE your diary!
from banefulvenus :
Great banner! I love your site!! :)
from themandikat :
RuSSIA has zeee bomb... *hic* we have MANY Bombs! ... ... We don't know where they all are...*hic*
from overlyemo :
[claps her hands] You made me giggle with delight. You deserve a cookie and some sex.
from hamlette2002 :
Now you're extra lame because you haven't posted in nearly a year.
from betchy :
i literally very, very accidentally stumbled here and now i love you. end of.
from themandikat :
Quitting smoking? You have my general wish of luck and happiness.
from idiot-milk :
Look, fucko, someone has to worry about your colon, since YOU are so clearly unwilling to do so. I know what you Texans eat; ribs, tacos, raw KOW. That's hell on your colon! Try eating some bran or something. Maybe chew on some raw wood fiber. Your colon will thank you.
from second-love :
hahahaha are we desperate for material??? *grin*
from his-holiness :
Thank you, your Gergness.... I appreciate the eeeevil wishes. I hope you're well, my man. I also hope to talk to you soon-K
from list-alive :
Hello, I've recently opened a new listing site, and I would like to list you! (PS- I love your Domo Kun banner ad)
from blakkrayn :
Your banners are great :) Glad I was lured in...
from banefulvenus :
LOVE your buffalo banner!! :)
from bindyree :
Yes, for gosh sakes, I also have a banner running that I don't remember requesting and that isn't costing me anything to run. I think Andrew gave everybody a wedding present or something. :)
from discodoll :
Yes you were my first one, how does it feel to pop the cherry? LOL Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday hun. Oh and I LIKE YELLING TOO!!!
from widyaz :
Found you through your banner. I like your sense of humor. Might come back another time. Cheers.
from second-love :
hahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaa
from catspajamas :
Sorry, didnt mean to run out on the conversation but I got distracted by the Fredericks of hollywood catalog, Im sure you understand...
from discodoll :
I......am..........dying.......hangover........help.......
from mentalimages :
Whoa there fella...i just noticed we have many of the same favorites for dland, but you're missing the quintessential writer...Porktornado. You must go see. You must go now. He is what makes diaryland run smoothly. Go.
from gotomiami3 :
Mostly about life in general, but also about my girlfriend a little, nothing that she was really doing, just that awful non-feeling. I guess you know what I was talking about. Thankfully, I don't have that now, I'm just adjusting to transferring to a new college and not having campus housing. Life is generally good though.
from second-love :
LOL... i just dont get you :)
from second-love :
hahahahahahahhahahhahaaha poor cat :)
from lintpickle :
hey lovey. so, I've actually moved, and you missed the link in the last page of lintpickle. So now I'm at http://oddsfish.diaryland.com, come and give me your sweet sweet lovin there. As for Alice, oh yeah, I forgot the pic, but I don't know where to get the game. I've GOT the game, and I bought it second hand at Electronics Boutique. They're working on an Oz and Grimms fairy tales. Did you tell me that? Anyway, here's my long note for yours. Come see me at oddsfish!
from redsirenbody :
hey love. just thought I would say hello. hello. Love L
from ianeese :
Piemonade...pie-mon-ade.....Hey! Strongbad!...some guy has something about piemonade on his diaryland banner! It's a form of flattery Marzipan, not copywrite infringement you silly girl...the only girl for that matter....I know, I know...I'm rambling. Sorry, the extra pat of butter is on it's way King of Town, just make sure The Cheat doesn't you know, take it or something. Best Regards: Ianeese.
from lauralgood :
Hugs to you. I hope to talk to you today. Keep happy. Love Laural
from second-love :
ahhhhhh i know the feeling!!!! hahahahaah hope today is better for you!
from shmeder :
Ass-scratcher
from lauralgood :
Smiles. I feel a bit better after sleeping a few hours. All will be good today! Laural
from lauralgood :
I do not dare try to go on MSN right now. Shit. These people who are "experts" have no clue what the fuck they are doing. Liked talking with you on IM tonight. I hope things get straight soon with this thing. Have a great day? Laural
from idiot-milk :
Yes, and yes. Though I'm not entirely certain when. We might go out for dinner, but beyond that there are no plans. I should be around after 10ish? Or, well, 9ish your time? Somewhere in there, I think.
from lauralgood :
hmm. no darling I did not know that things did not work out. I guess you might have left that note in error to me (I have a bad habit of that. I once left three notes for a person before I realised I was on the wrong diary. I still dont know who's diary that was...) But I would love to hear the story if you are interested in sharing it. No pressure though.(goodlaural@aol.com) Even if that note was left in error I am happy you left it as I have been wanting to tell you I like it when you leave notes...I just don't want you to feel obligated to do it. Peace and Love. Laural
from thespark :
We're just a collection of writers. E-mail me, if you're still interested: dlandspark@yahoo.com
from idiot-milk :
So, I'm catching up on all my diary reading, right? And I find this lovely lovely thing you say about me in this here little diary thingie, and I...I...I get choked up, damn you. I DON'T GET CHOKED UP. NEVER. AT ALL. I AM A CYNICAL BITCH ON WHEELS, AND CYNICAL BITCHES ON WHEELS DON'T GET CHOKED UP. So FUCK YOU, BUDDY for saying something so incredibly sweet, it actually made me a little happy-weepy. Jerk. I hate you.
from incredipete :
Weird. I just noticed we both listed Dave Barry as a favorite author. You must be cool.
from stoner-girl :
Wow, you should have a warning on your diary about people trying to have a drink while reading your diary. "CAUTION: Drinks may be sprayed, which may damage keyboard. Take Catution when reading this diary." I think I'll have to take more care now as onto my favourites list you go, funny man.
from antihoyhoys :
Haha that one about Darth Vader was AWESOME
from second-love :
I dont get it... *grin*
from second-love :
Today DOES SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im with ya all the way
from darktruth :
I don't know, but I just saw that someone named "snarkypants" has you listed as a favorite and I busted up laughing. Snarkypants? Who can't laugh about that? My apologies.
from clashluver :
Okay, Holy crap. I love your taste in music. I love your taste in movies. I live in texas. I love the way you write. You are very cool. Good day. -Mikaylah B.
from his-holiness :
My e-mail is on my profile. Here you are though... iamklugarsh@myself.com Hope you're well my man-K
from awittykitty :
just my luck. And I was really looking forward to being pummeled tonight too. Oh well. Thanks anyways. Onwards and upwards. Night!
from wilberteets :
Funny comment. Yes, the kid is devastatingly cute. In the extreme. I may post more dangerously cute pictures. In fact, I'm sure I will.
from thespark :
I run a diary community. I'd like for you to join the ring.
from lauralgood :
smiles. i don't leave comments to get comments. I leave comments on your entry's cause i like them. if you wish to respond you do that. But pressure should not be felt in the least to do that, ok? L
from wilberteets :
I agree. We should talk more. :-)
from his-holiness :
I dunno, man. I haven't listened to Violator in years, and I don't know if this is going to come through, but it would be fun. Just the sort of thing I get a kick out of. Pontificating about Tomfoolery.
from his-holiness :
Your Gergness...I was just looking at your profile and noticed Depeche Mode listed. I don't so much listen to them now, but They were my first concert. I was 13, it was the day after I graduated 8th grade, & I flew down to LA to stay with my uncle and his boyfriend, and we saw Depeche Mode at the Rose Bowl, the concert where the 101 album was recorded. & the movie, for that matter. Also, I'm hoping this works out for me, but a friend of my brother's is finishing up a book on Eastern Philosophy as it relates to DM, particularly the Violator album, and there's talk of interviewing me/getting my input. That would be the ginchiest-K
from his-holiness :
I'd like to thank the Academy...Gerg, man, ain't nobody dope as you-K
from idiot-milk :
DORK! That's all. Nothing terribly important to report. I just wanted to say hi, and to tell you that you're my favorite dork evah! Muah!
from awittykitty :
well if my highly scientific calculations are correct, you, my friend, are now 35 humongi years. I'd send you some Geritol, but I already used it to grout my bathtub. h.b. greg.
from his-holiness :
Dear lord no...Well, not all of them. There certainly are those that come from my notebooks, or what have you, by most of the quotes come from conversations or books. F'rinstance, the quote in the last entry is from an e-mail from Luva. And, not that I IM frequently, but I've got an AIM account, turtlebalcony. Talk soon G...
from wilberteets :
Thanks for the sweet note. I'm glad you are back. I hope you don't go away. And thanks for saying I'm a good friend, friend.
from idiot-milk :
Yay! You're not disappeared! I look forward to catching up, favorite dork.
from wilberteets :
Yeah!! Where are you?? Don't make me ask Idiot-milk for your number so I can call you at 4:01 am!!!
from idiot-milk :
Ahem. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! Don't make me call your ass at 4AM, because I will totally do it. That is all. Miss you, dork-style. Hope all is well in dorkland.
from artofliving :
your diary is awesome!!! i hope you don't mind if i link you
from second-love :
hahahahahahahhahahaa... im planning on running with scissors!
from mr-knowitall :
"Tomorrow I'm planning on re-wiring a lamp while it's on and changing the spark plugs in my truck while someone revs it to the redline.".... Hmm... I'd like to see that!
from idiot-milk :
BEST. TITLE. EVER. Heh.
from his-holiness :
I do love it, but it's just been FUCKING STUCK IN MY HEAD for almost two weeks. That and Bamboozled By Love, a Zappa song I haven't heard since I was sixteen, near 14 years ago. Hope you're well-K
from catspajamas :
it was my first time seeing them too. may very well have been the best show ive ever seen. and i hear theyre coming back around soon on tour with ministry. ::drool::
from wilberteets :
Gerg, you are my true friend.
from catspajamas :
Im going to see skinny puppy tonight in san fransisco! ha ha!
from mr-knowitall :
I'm back... if you're interested in reading
from lintpickle :
Of COURSE I'm cool. Could I be anything but?!?!?!?!?! I dressed up as that particular Alice for Halloween one year. I'll post a photo if I can find it. I LOVE that game.
from wilberteets :
Yoohoo... should I notify the authorities? There is a shocking lack of Gergness around here lately.
from awittykitty :
I was triple Dooty Nadogged back on January 10th. Zaziel was so jealous. That was just about the first time I ever heard from you. A coincidence? I think not. Bwahahahaha!
from awittykitty :
I was an only child for my Dad so yes.
from wilberteets :
We're out of cake. We only had three bits and didn't expect such a rush...
from wilberteets :
Well I meant cake.
from wilberteets :
Death! No, cake, cake.
from wilberteets :
Cake, please.
from wilberteets :
I got the impression that you didn't recognize who the Toadies were from a note you left me one time. I've been hearing Rasputina for years and you seemed to recently discover them, so I thought I'd enlighten you about the Toadies. haha. Every time I hear them I think of you now. Ok then, you should download a song called "It's Bad You Know" by R.L. Burnside, since you like John Lee Hooker. I didn't see Toadies in your favorite music list (shame shame shame) so I thought you were missing out.
from wilberteets :
I was very fond of you before, but now I love you because you referenced my favorite thing that Eddie Izzard does, which confirms to me once again, that you and I share a sense of humor. Make room for me, I'm coming over.
from second-love :
DAMN!!!!!!!! That scared the CRAP out of me! hahahahhahahahaha
from rosebynename :
Hmmm. Intriguing. (As my note is, no doubt!)
from wilberteets :
I am a PPS consultant for physical rehab hospitals. I go in and look at 60 days worth of billed cases for any hospital that wants to pay me, and I figure out where they are losing money. I can see whether their problems are clinical, clerical, or with the codes used in billing and I train their people to do it better. I recode and resubmit their billing when I can get them back the money they have missed. Sometimes I get a percentage of the money I find for them. Finder's fee, dontcha know.
from discodoll :
Gotta go... run actually, love you.
from discodoll :
Fuck I'm sorry lights went off and I fell DEEP asleep. Sorry!!!!!! Please forgive me sweets. Pretty please?
from wilberteets :
Yeah... I don't like to open biscuit cans because of the sudden *popping* sound. I can't hardly make myself slowly peel open that paper when I know a pop is coming. On the other hand, with the video, I didn't know a horrible thing was coming. So I innocently went right into it with my eyes wide open. See how you are? I'll probably live 3 years less than I would have if I hadn't seen that. Shame on you. Shame shame shame. <wink>
from m-antoinette :
HAHA HA!!! (to harry pooter and the asscrack or whatever you said) HA HA HA! made my day dude! say 21 people now reading you :) (cause you rock!) hee hee bye!
from wilberteets :
Oh no. The sun is about to come up. I need darkness for sleeping. Oh no. Not the tweeting! The God forsaken birds and their infernal tweeting!
from wilberteets :
you know on cartoons, when they are sneaking and just their toes are wiggling along on the floor and it's transporting their whole bodies along? (think Fred Flintstone) Well I hold my arms out and just my fingers move on the keyboard. But I can only do that when I'm sleep surfing. Can't do it when awake.
from wilberteets :
Haha. Me too. Do you hold your arms out in front of you like the Travelodge bear when you sleep surf?
from wilberteets :
It sure was green. What are you doing up?
from wilberteets :
I know you didn't jes' taunt me in my notes.
from candoor :
random, good.
from ophelia-w :
ooo amusing. I like your diary!! xxx
from malex :
wow, was i really the 100th person to list you as a favourite? go me! mmm cake...
from wilberteets :
Yes, when I frolick, I always try to frolick like a squirrel.
from amerla :
wow, i'm totally not the only person who questions the custom of clapping. that's quite awesome.
from snarkypants :
I think you got the wrong person; I haven't reviewed banners before. You are on my buddy list, though. Enjoy it!
from aprilinparis :
Just have to congrat you on that banner. It made me chuckle, and i am a miserable b*****d, so that is no mean feat. He he.
from wilberteets :
That comment I left you was unrecognizable unless you happen to watch American Idol. Reuben Studdard is the big guy who won last season and he used to wear shirts that had "205" on them. 205 was his area code in Alabama. He was representin' the 205. So when you reached your 205th entry, I said you were representin' the 205. See? Ouch. That was a long way to go, wasn't it? Spleen!
from jfsuperstar :
nice diary. i'm quite random too. feel free to visit any time!
from protons :
kaboom bitch. ♥ cool diary. xo.
from his-holiness :
Maybe I should re-word that comment. I wasn't at all trying to pull the "I Like This Guy In A Totally Heterosexual Way" vibe. I was more just being pissy about all the bullshit that's going on in the US and in Cali with straight white men attempting to defend The American Way. I sometimes let my socio-political irritability spill over into other, unrelated parts of my life, totally unexplained-K
from his-holiness :
Thanks a lot man. The last month and a half has been a whole lot of crazy, and getting notes like that make some of this madness seem lighter. You carry on my brother-K
from mynotetoself :
got to you via the evil bran muffins... i was once googled for "invetor of tylenol" go figure. you rock!
from banefulvenus :
Loved your banner about Carnivors... :)
from jimmysworld :
I hope that your readers don't listen and eat things under the sink. Serves them right.
from centaurlord :
Hi, i saw your banner and i want some of those pictures of those things. they are kinda cool looking. It would be a fun desktop picture. Chris
from lauralgood :
I love your writing. I do believe I am going to add you. How have I missed you all of these times on here? Glad I found you now anyway! Keep happy. Laural
from theatre-geek :
I'm not a regular reader, but I just wanted to say I LOVE your banner! Bran muffin indeed! HA!
from wilberteets :
Hi guy! Thanks for doing my survey. Terribly sorry, old bean, for the sex talk in the survey right before you went to bed aaaaaalllll alone. I was in the same situation, so I feel your pain.
from puter-chique :
just started perusing your archives. good stuff, man. And, i even got a friend of mine who doesn't blog, doesn't have an online diary, nor journal, totally hooked on your diary. its awesome. </lame comment>
from wilberteets :
The name Wilberteets comes from this funny rubber rat my sister bought for me one year around Halloween. She named him Wilberteets (for Wilbur the rat and because this rubber rat has nipples, hence the "teets") and I always thought that was a funny name, so when I was thinking up a user name, I decided to use that one. I guess the spelling should be wilburteats, but I went with wilberteets. My real name is Locki.
from promise-made :
you make me laugh.
from michelol :
good job on having a diary that is not-so-awful and lame. i don't particularly like those ones all that much, and there are a lot of them. being unawful and unlame is awesome, isn't it? I commend you.
from techrat :
haha...there's no "p" in lemonade. ahh, that's good stuff. i mean, the banner, not pee-laced lemonade. not that i would know whether or not pee makes lemonade taste better...um, let's start this over. hi. you're funny. i like funny people. therefore, i like you. and my cat is purring, so i guess that means she likes you, too. you're just a regular cassanova.
from bethany9 :
just quoting a little billy madison, baby.
from elliorange :
I like reading you.
from banefulvenus :
Your banner is the best!! You rocK!
from second-love :
OMG!!!!! You crack me UP! Thanks!
from chickie-legs :
bethiemoss@yahoo.com :)
from chickie-legs :
Heya, I'm not sure if you told me that..and yes, you're crazy. But I'm not on aol that often, and I don't really use that name at all...if I do, hit me on 'JustTrogdor' :)
from imamsbelle :
Thanks for the note...how do you add a comments section to the journal? Kind of new to all this.
from make-a-story :
Oh, I just realized you don't know who this is, this is for-you-only, this is one of my other accounts. This account is cool, I would explain to you what it does, but it would be cooler if you found out for yourself.
from make-a-story :
Did I link you twice? There are all sorts of pictures and stuff in my diary that are links to various places. So you may have an extra link hidden somewhere. My boyfriend has like five links to his diary in mine, but only one of them says "Jeremy's Diary" - it's kinda neat like that.
from m0nique :
lol, yes the english language dosn't make sence and all. I don't mean to knock it but know sighns are there it dosn't work. cut the silent letter of with a knife. Drop by sometime.
from chickie-legs :
come on now, how can you NOT like donnie darko? In dc the visions theatre plays it every saturday night at midnight, it's a new underground cult film !! I mean not only does it have a kick ass 80's soundtrack, and all those stars, but it's about time travel.. it's just the most kick ass movie. did I mention it's kickassiness? I suggest watching it again :) .. I"m glad you liked it! lol
from mmeanaya :
*Grins* your banner make me laugh...
from brokenchair :
I do like Frank Black. It's just that if I listed every artist I liked Diaryland would shut down. And I checked out Rasputina. I went to the site, listened to one song and bought one of their CDs the next day. They are truly orgasmic. I wept when I found out they were coming to Cleveland and I had no one to go with... But ah well. I'll catch them some other time, or perhaps stalk them this summer while they're still touring.
from themandikat :
You have a very intriguing diary. I like it. The layout is nice, and it matches the writing quite well. Anyway, have a great day. Life. Until next time, in any case.
from cornnugget :
"Just when I thought that I'd got things right...you turned your back on me"
from angel0fdeath :
Hi! :) How are you? Thanks for leaving me a note. I don't really get many of those anymore. Oh, and you're welcome for listing you as one of my favorites. I've had you listed on there for months though. You're quite observant. ;)
from discodoll :
Nononono, I'm not YOUR Disco Doll. Well I want the autograph sooooo bad.... could I please please get it through Yahoo or AIM? My nick in AIM is xdiscoxdollx.... sooooooo original isn't it?
from measi :
I'm probably the only person to get it because of my evil experiences with bran muffins. I swear they destroy you from the inside! ;) heh.
from discodoll :
Well, if you ask me, goth is really more a state of mind and an attitude than the looks. Thank you for the template compliment and I just really had to add you to my reads list. Ooohh, still waiting on the rambo autograph.
from discodoll :
I loved your diary, just couldn't stop reading. BTW, think you can get me a Rambo autograph?
from cutie1083 :
I am so bummed out today; I tried to write an entry about it but I couldn't really think of the right thing to say so I just typed "come as you are" and added the link and I am so lame.
from dmhater :
thank you for allowing me to stalk you. i shall try to be gentle, what w/ yer rocky diaries, damn they're hilarious..omg, how does such a brain collect all this humor?!?! keep writing them, and i'll keep stalking!
from wilberteets :
Gerg, your humor is very attractive. I'm feeling weak in the spleen. ::swoon::
from wifemotherme :
Love the head in the wall banner!!! Cracked me up! Nice way to start my day, thanks!
from wilberteets :
Yes, I've gotcher Toadies right here. Behind the boathouse, I'll show you my dark secret.
from ispottedyeh :
You're a funny little nugget, and a fellow member of the funnydiary ring. So I thought I'd drop some love. ::drop:: :P
from awittykitty :
Thanks Greg, You're very kind and most astute! Wish my life flowed as easily as my art. I really enjoy doing collages as well, but people don't usually let me have sharp instruments anymore. :-) p.s. have been enjoying your science fiction shooting thingies as well. I'm too scattered to draw details.
from dmhater :
i found yer diary looking at the advertisement, it made me laugh, and yer diary is interesting to me. i plan to stalk u from here on out now. have a nice day.
from normaltoilet :
what kind of drama has you all bejiggity? My computer is in "the shop" so i haven't been on IM since i got home from my trip. Fill me in! :)
from his-holiness :
Thank you, that, and this thermos, were all that I needed-D
from tailbonelust :
You applied a long time ago. I found the list of people waiting to join the ring today, so I went through the list and approved/rejected people. Don't be confused. ;[
from gerg69 :
I find it highly amusing when the deranged learn how to use a computer instead of the crayons.
from pesogrande :
YOU FUCKING FREAK! IT'S THE DOPE THEY GIVE YOU. Someday when you grow up, you'll still be fucked up. Get used to it.
from awittykitty :
I was just getting ready to re-enact that scene from MOONSTRUCK where Cher whacks Nicholas Cage along side the head and says, "Snap out of it". But I can definitely identify with one's inability to just shake "it" off at will. You don't need to apologize for anything though. Being human is allowed last time I heard. In fact, I think they just passed some legislation on that. I heard it on CNN. (shhh, don't tell gerg69 I don't have cable TV, otherwise he'll never believe me)...
from idiot-milk :
Hmmm...
from living-lulu :
I would gladly make you any pastry you desire. And you're welcome, but I think I'll pass on screwing the sasquatches though ; )
from dustcloud :
I clicked on your banner and your journal is feckin awesome. You're funny. And not in the strange sense (I don't know you to say that), but in the "Hahaha!!" sense.
from krazieespy :
I'm just stopping by to say I LOVED your banner and I agree on the diet coke thing. I hate diet coke with lemon, but with lime it taste sooo good :)
from cornnugget :
Ahh, so the truth comes out...you ass junkie! LOL
from tylerross :
hey man just onedering why ur link iis about caniforos bran muffins (SO INSANELY COOL) also wanted 2 knwo if i coudl geta few pics of those muffins ahha wel let me knwo e-mial - Little _t25@hotmail.com
from normaltoilet :
well, you should come over for a nice snuggle then, or at the very least add AIM or MSN messenger so we can chat :)
from shmeder :
the snowflake banner...I've seen it when you've had it going in the past. I finally caved, clicked and liked what I saw.
from shmeder :
love the banner xoxoxo
from awittykitty :
thanks for the peptalk. It was because of that, I did end up going to the art show (although I ended up taking 3 buses rather than depending on the kindness of lesbians). The show was canceled unexpectedly, but a few of us gathered in a hallway and chatted. It was nice. Thanks for setting wiggy-brain here straight. That was nice. :-)
from normaltoilet :
Many thanks! (but that is from the slew of psychiatrists devoted to my well-being. :)
from normaltoilet :
Nooooo, don't delete your entry. In the future I may go back reading and be looking for that particular entry and if it is gone I will go mad, mad I say! You don't want to be responsible for my impending insanity do you? :)
from mestupchick :
1.thank you for showing me the biggest pig i have ever encountered to date. 2. you amuse me to no end and i've added you to my favourites list. 3. you quoted the eels - hurrah! check me out sometime...(alana)
from mr-knowitall :
in your last entry, you made reference to "those responsible being sacked" which I assumed was from the opening credits of the The Holy Grail where they sacked those responsible for the sub-titles. One of those sub titles said, "a moose once bit my sister". :/
from mr-knowitall :
Oh please tell me you're a monty python fan! (my sister was bit by a moose)
from toastergirlx :
There seems to be some sort of error. That's definitely a discription of another diary that's not even on that list...Really weird. In the mean time, I shall change that...
from idiot-milk :
GODDAMNIT. THAT IS IT. YOU ARE IN SUCH TROUBLE RIGHT NOW, THERE AREN'T EVEN WORDS FOR HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU'RE IN. GODDAMNIT SQUARED. (Ahem. AND, dorktron, it's LYNNDA LEU. SO HAHAHAHAHA! Of course, spelling errors aside, YOU'RE STILL IN A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE!)
from cornnugget :
Can I go to Vegas too?! We could gamble away the 17 cents in my bank account, watch crappy horror movies in your hotel room, get ragin' drunk and get married in some cheesy chapel and then have it annulled 55 hours later after the tabloids have had a field day with the news! Wait...shit..that's already been done. Damn you Britney! Have a safe trip!
from cornnugget :
Yours was the first diary I stumbled onto at this site. Now I am a member. Don't you feel ashamed. *hic*
from normaltoilet :
Hey, thanks for the note(s)! I't's nice to know someone out there is reading! :) Later, NormalToilet
from awittykitty :
Or maybe Ecuadork in Central America
from awittykitty :
Isn't Slobobia just west of Neatfreak-landia? Thanks for the note.
from madam-rose :
well glad to know I am not the only one who did NOT watch the superbowl. i watched the wonderfull sci fi marathon. It was actually very good. All four wish masters were shown plus great others. I adore sci fi I really do. It saved me from the superbowl. :)
from banefulvenus :
Loved your Larry banner!! :)
from imperfectlyy :
Hey there, hi there, ho there. Just stopping by!!
from rockyraven :
boobies!...you seen fritz the cat?
from gumphood :
candor you beat me. And not with like a bat, but like to the note section. Now I am all distracted and forgot what I was going to say. drat.
from candoor :
wonderful banner brings me here, so amusing I am writing this note before even reading your diary... I must run now, but I'm leaving your diary open on my screen for whenever I can return... thank you for the great laugh :)
from serenaville :
Thank you for the note! I'm sorry my site didn't work well for you... do you use Netscape, by any chance? I was told that my diary doesn't view that well with Netscape. My stats show that very few of my readers use it, so I rather thought the worry moot. Yes, I desperately miss Calvin and Hobbes, myself. I try to find comfort in my stack of compilation books, though. The great things in life never seem to last. Isn't that so often the way? :/
from serenaville :
Just wanted to say the the "Catching snowflakes" banner was very funny, and really clever. Take care!
from rockyraven :
you're cool
from ginko :
awesome bannerage.
from idiot-milk :
"Thhhppppbbbbbtttt" is my guess.
from keryanna :
Giggles ... maybe - but I refuse to do anything for shits. It's downright unsanitary.
from sunnflower :
Hi from Suburban Island. I couldn't stop reading and I look forward to coming back soon for another visit. You have a very witty writing style.
from living-lulu :
Great banner..great site!
from dont-stop :
Well, I don't talk to my uterus, but I do know what you mean and I can sympathize with your plight.
from liv76 :
Wah! i love eddie izzard AND your diary is great. liv
from madam-rose :
mmm cake...personaly I don't know what to believe about M.J. I mean people make a lot of jokes but what if he really never did anything then all those ppl have caused and innocent man a lot of grief he didn't deserve and on the other hand if he did do it will the people of this country really be able to put him in jail where he would belong or because he is so famous and loved and all would we let him slid throw the system.....too big of an issue for this cajun. I am going to go eat cake now.
from saladwhore :
Your snowflake banner is hilarious!
from madam-rose :
lol you are welcome. Your toe entry was funny. I am sorry it hurts and hope it feels better. i added u to my bl hope u dont mind. you are a great read lol
from goodsandwich :
Thanks for reading!
from namelessgirl :
born between cancer in leo? it's better than being in the cusp of leo and VIRGO.
from madam-rose :
I love the art work. I found myself in your world by clicking this banner thing. Hmmmm
from bozetta :
im gonna jump off a cliff and compliment ur banner as well.. its just like the song that goes: "birdie, birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? im not mad, i wont cry, im just glad that cows dont fly" anyway, ur journal's hi-larious. im adding u to my fav journals.
from trapidi :
I was attracted in by your funny banner... but read your diary and said to myself, "This kid should be a writer!"
from brokenchair :
*the
from brokenchair :
Thanks for hte note. I'm always happy to see another dork like me who likes Gustav Holst!
from thisisjohn :
your add was funny. but it would have been AWESOME if you said, "but I just saved hundreds on my car insurance!!", ya know, like the geico commercials. just a thought. :)
from delintesque :
hey, i was born between cancer and leo too. july 23. nice journal:) i'll add it to my list and i liked the pulp fiction quote. that's my favorite scene.
from carrythezer0 :
very funny diary. will return again soon. take care =)
from chickie-legs :
Hey gerg, just wanted to say thanks for adding me as a favorite! I appreciate that, and I look forward to reading yours!
from sellmeshort :
Ya, you can call me shorty I don't care. And no problem, your diary is cool it deserves to be a favorite.
from en-trance :
i shall leave a note but no gift for you... liked the head stuck in the wall banner... hehehe...
from bethany9 :
mc donalds sucks ass. i worked there for 3 years. i was a mc manager at the tender age of 16. too much power for one so young, and i wielded it gracelessly.
from idiot-milk :
Mr. Alphabet somethingorother. Mr. Alphabet Says? Maybe. Something.
from bethany9 :
what up gerg? just thought i'd stop by and see what you were up to. i like caramels.
from idiot-milk :
Also I would like to take this opportunity to clarify: I am not a "cat" person, per se, but I AM a "my cat" person. The difference may not seem like much to many, but it really is huge. I love my kitty to absolute distraction, but as a rule, I'm not kitty-obsessed. Ahem. Anyway, just wanted to clear that up some. Not that anyone cares but me. Moving on. I might be high with the cold medication. Carry on.
from idiot-milk :
Puckle creeps me out. Although I'm glad this Puckle site exists because then I don't feel as bad about my own cat obsession. I can always read a Puckle entry and think "Well, at least I'm not THIS bad." Small consolation, but it does help.
from gnometits :
saw your banner. thought i'd stop by. i like your diary. that is all.
from emeraldblaze :
You love Macs! I love you@!
from gerg69 :
fruit flavored ass... doesn't wrigleys gum make that?
from son-shade :
Tie a string to the end, suck the sharp edges off and pop-pop-pop goes the Oooooooorgazam. S/he'd love ya fer it. PLUS! Fruit-flavoured ASS!
from idiot-milk :
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/a/andrew-wk/i-get-wet.shtml I thought you might appreciate this.
from pandionna :
I fall humbly at your feet in supplication, for you are the 100th person to put me on their buddy list. Thank you, THANK you!
from idiot-milk :
Both "I could care less" and "supposably" send me into a frothy rage whenever I hear them. Also "smoove" and "volumptuous." God. I'm fucking pissed just thinking about those non-words.
from idiot-milk :
Thanks, booby. You're not so bad yourself.
from rs536-2000 :
thanks for your note. little z's mother says that the kangaroo isn't at her house. <sigh>
from funnyfrog :
yeah I'm setting up shop in a nicer domain. Everything will be better. I'd say like in a month it will be cool. lorieskamo.com But until then BUM BUM BUM! yeah I'm strange.
from divinedreams :
Go to http://beautify.diaryland.com for layouts. Those sites will help you out a lot, and if you know HTML you should be able to customize most of them. If you don't know HTML I suggest you don't and just leave them the way they're supposed to be.
from gerg69 :
im first for a change.

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