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from wtng4lezlie :
All those skeletons.. just in time for Halloween.
from catsoul :
hi, I just began reading your writing and it is refreshing. I see in your note section that you got a note from Jim, I read his enteries too. Anyhoo, take care. =^..^=
from xxholding-on :
hi i saw you were online and i really wanted the vote from diaryland towards a contest i joined. It's a coach marketing contest and i need as many votes as i can get, please help! http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?picid=975395_34070543&pid=2767347&scid=452
from jimbostaxi :
Good luck on the job hunt, but never give up hope
from in-alaska :
you put the best pictures all together and make me lol. consider yourself FAVED.
from ratherbored :
dude she sounds unhinged in a not speaking figuratively way.
from blazingstar :
This was quite possibly the best caffeinated entry ever.
from hrtlssrmntc :
yer my new fave!
from ratherbored :
haha i just edited that entry down...but for you, i'll put that picture back up.
from ratherbored :
ANNE YOU ALREADY HAVE DANIEL DAY LEWIS, IF I CAN'T CALL DIBS ON ROBERT DOWNEY JR WHO IS LEFT? I AM NOT CALLING DIBS ON TOM HANKS OR JADA PINKETT SMITH. HELL. NO.
from ratherbored :
JESUS CAMP WILL MAKE YOU HATE THE MIDWEST
from blazingstar :
The same thing happened to me with Coldplay recently...but I barely even admitted it to myself. I keep listening to a couple songs in particular. You're right, we really missed the boat.
from americansin :
hey you! Just to let you know I seriously cannot stop reading your entries. Your diary is epically witty and I love it. Oh yeah and i think we on the same boat when it comes to workload - I go to a very prestigious art school also. don't want to give too much info - but yeah good luck with your work and be happy that you know the deepest darkest moments in my life that I would even let myself know.
from what-a-card :
Your summer entry was the harshest thing I've ever read. Also, I second everything you said. Let's each get a puppy and keep them in our treehouse (which we have because I say so) by the creek which leads into the ocean and everything else will fit in along the way. Deal? YeEAAaahahhh!
from ratherbored :
the pizza party and accompanying harmony korine film viewing were fantastical, and no rydogg is not my valentine...although he did text me today after a five week period of me not even seeing him, much less talking to him, THE PLOT THICKENS.
from ratherbored :
or is it straight?
from ratherbored :
its aboot an inch below my collar bones and then on the right side there's a decent part that's shorter and that's to about my jawline. it just sort of hangs there, juno style. my favorite part about the haircut was that she cut it when my hair wasn't parted straightly.
from ratherbored :
he looks like the ringmaster of a sex circus
from hobbitmurder :
Make sure you use a mirror and non dull scissors when you cut your bangs. Trust me, they're fun to play with at first, but then you just start to look like a rooster.
from hobbitmurder :
Yeeeaah yeeaaah! I wish I could say that out loud to you, because it looks lame in writing. But seriously dude, J. Crew men scarves....that is where it is at boy. I know you don't come home till like Christmas Day but we need to do some serious Neilsonsage. Yes. Neilsonsage.
from hobbitmurder :
You recognized the flats! Bravo! But uhh...yeah this list is more like "God I wish my dad was Bill Gates and my mom was the Queen of England." Still we can dream right?
from hobbitmurder :
I've been eating a lot of Kashi meals lately. And I feel like you would be proud. :)
from ratherbored :
DON'T GET BITTEN! Kelly and I just watched a movie about NYC rats and they TURN YOU INTO FUCKING RAT PEOPLE SO DON'T GET BITTEN.
from americansin :
hey, i came across your diary randomly and i cant stop fucking reading it. im hooked so there i need to add you to get my gizzhead fix. add me. youll be happy you did.
from ratherbored :
yeah its just lame, would it honestly kill her to move it back a week? nobody is going to care about a test when mutha fuckin fanxtanx break is so close.
from hobbitmurder :
Haha, I think I'll just get like a full body tattoo so when I'm at the pool and I turn around people will be like "Oh my god it's Andre the Giant!" But then I would have to grow three feet...and a 'fro.
from ratherbored :
i wrote you and court two letters...only i keep forgetting to send them...so if you really want to know how i was feeling on october 28th and like..a few days before that too, by all means let me know and i will mail them
from hobbitmurder :
Wow, I think I saw this "Charlie!" It was in those Truth commercials about anti-smoking. The one when that guy gets all the trucks, look in the background when he's holding up the megaphone and yelling. It's bizarro Charlie!
from ratherbored :
I miss Anne.
from what-a-card :
LOLz @ Mailing napples. Also, I'm going to go ahead and dedicate the 4 or so hours I spent today watching America's Next Top Model (for the first time ever!!) to you. :)
from vurrblurr :
ooooohhh my gosh laughing my ass off over the model tripping video!! hahahahahha
from vurrblurr :
I MISS THE DREAM TEAM
from yellow-ninja :
Wow! Go you! There's nothing like writing a great paper and then getting complemented by the grader.
from hobbitmurder :
Guess who Wes Anderson added to his Fantastic Mr. Fox movie... Jason Schwartzman!
from privateblaze :
Thanks for your sweet comment. It really did cheer me up. I'm hangin' in there. This is Blaze, by the way. Obviously. I'm just too lazy to log into blazingstar. I can't remember if you have the password to my private diary, but you're very much welcome to it if you'd like to read. Though all I do there is whine about what a bad girlfriend I am.
from yellow-ninja :
Okay, you freaked me out with your entry title. I'm glad you're excited for Christmas but only THREE MONTHS?! How on earth am I going to get everything done before then?
from vurrblurr :
:D i love you too annibo! unfortunately, being overloaded comes standard at this school... i'm trying to maintain my sanity
from vurrblurr :
LOVE THE PICTURES!! :D so cute, and so many good memories
from ratherbored :
wow those pictures made me happy and depressed all at the same time. Ugh. Missing people is LAME. Also, I honestly laughed aloud at the Courtney Brittany photo for a good minute and the roommate is concered. LUUUUUUUV YOUUUUUU
from hobbitmurder :
Yeeah! New season starts toinght, at 10...four new episodes!! The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby is the first episode. I can tell this will be a great season already.
from hobbitmurder :
I saw Mr. Franz riding his bike yesterday. It was very bright outside but I guess he insisted on wearing a neon yellow slicker. Oh and I can't decide which Always Sunny episode title is better, Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead or Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire.
from vurrblurr :
watching live feed to brooklyn brightens even the gloomiest of days
from ratherbored :
dont worry anne the first week of school i felt the same way. i'm slowly building friendships but it takes time and plus what i always forget is that a LOT of people here know each other from high school and only really hang out with each other (ignoring you ray and court and me and mary as we're above the law) so yeah. thus concludes my inspirational note.
from yellow-ninja :
Watching parental units leave is rough. Just remember, college is great. I think that was my mantra the first few weeks of college when I was so homesick I almost burst into tears anytime I saw a mom, dad and kid walking around together.
from haylee4 :
hi im haylee4 can you add me to your buddy list?
from blazingstar :
Sweet, now I can stalk you here in New York!
from what-a-card :
"CZECH ME OUT" ... LOLZ!
from vurrblurr :
those bastards.
from blazingstar :
In college I wear pajamas to class at least once a week.
from ratherbored :
i like the first dress best
from vurrblurr :
just like the movie... except i won't get shot
from vurrblurr :
1. I laughed really hard at the old "slut pig covered in ass dimples reference." I'd sort of forgotten about that/ tried very hard to block it from my memory.... 2. H&M, def. Pet places smell weird.
from ratherbored :
Pssh, I don't think Vienna looks like a bunch of strip malls...i mean...sort of...but...those have been around forever. Whatevs, Historic Vienna Man is a cunt who paints his houses lime green and purple. I SAY BURN IT.
from vurrblurr :
weird! yeah i dont know the first thing about them either ("ummm, these are the tires, this is the seat... yep, thats about it! buy it!") but i hope it works out
from vurrblurr :
A-FUCKING-MEN. PREACH IT SISTAH. branson has got to go.
from vurrblurr :
i love you, annie- straight A's or not. don't stress too hard!
from yellow-ninja :
I want a bike, too. But it doesn't have to be red.
from vurrblurr :
CRAZY FROG!! that was so me and belle
from vurrblurr :
HAHA. ob-gyn's.
from vurrblurr :
oh my god. anne WHY would you post such a horrendously terrible thing (ehem, BLEACH THE ROCK ODYSSEY MUSICAL). i was forced to watch the majority of it, but my computer froze up and closed the internet with only 12 minutes to go. i guess i'll never find out what happens after kim faints and ruins the show for the rest of the xxxhardcore rockers
from vurrblurr :
I KNOW, RIGHT?! Seriously, I read that and did a double take. I just sat there a little dumbfounded for a second... "Did Branson ACTUALLY just use the phrase 'pee-pee dance' on a vocab test?" I'm glad somebody else noticed.
from blazingstar :
she's dead?!?
from vurrblurr :
damn annie im sorry your fat man's napple was ruined :( and i apologize for stalking your wall, i used to be a fine, upstanding citizen and THIS is what facebook has done to me.
from vurrblurr :
well in any case- welcome back! :)
from vurrblurr :
ANNE. you must be making up for lost time, because i've never witnessed a mass updating quite like this one. haha keep em coming, i'll keep reading. i even bothered to mentally translate the whole french article... et ca c'est tout!
from vurrblurr :
hahahaha i knowwww. eigth grade drama is so lame, but equally entertaining. who's your french teacher? im sorry she's making you hate the greatest thing since french bread... ehhh?? ehhh??
from blazingstar :
Switched? Switched to what? Can I stalk you?
from blazingstar :
Ha, also, I just got your Canada comment. Polite and attractive is good. Another reader said they're all polite and drunk. Which is equally good.
from blazingstar :
I don't envy you for all your college applications. I applied early to this one school, and when I got in, that was that. Which was really lucky, because as of December 15th I had not even STARTED any of the other applications. So I would have been pretty fucked. But you'll get them done. And then think about how fucking awesome spring will be.
from ohsloane :
HOLY SMOKESSS, YOU GET GLASSJAW FOR THE HOLIDAYS!? I HAVE NEVER ENVIED ANYBODY AS HARD AS I AM ENVYING YOU RIGHT NOW.
from ratherbored :
also i rented a spike jonze movie from netflix called yeah right only i never got around to asking if you wanted to watch it...so i returned it
from ratherbored :
the titles on the beastie boy video remind me of pete and pete
from blazingstar :
the beastie boys went to my high school (but before my time, before my time)
from lahoo2 :
facebook is kinda fun when you get used to it...=]
from blazingstar :
haha i totally have him on my buddy list too. but i have no idea who the "cousin" is...
from vurrblurr :
aw thank you anne! for two things: comforting me, and checking to see how many people have my name. Saved me a few seconds of my life.
from blazingstar :
Word, I'm IN college and it still scares me.
from blazingstar :
Wait, but, you can still apply early action or regular decision, right? So even if the immediate decision spots are full, you still have a shot...right?
from ratherbored :
BOO I BOO ORBITZ. My mom yelled "eww!" when she saw that commercial confirming my suspicion that my mom hates gays.
from jesushomeboy :
YEAH AND JASON ISN'T EVEN HOT!! WHAT THE FUCK. LC USED TO BE SO GOOD.
from vurrblurr :
HAHAHA i love your mom and calvin asked ellie hoptman
from ratherbored :
ANNNNNNNNNNNE! WOOWOOOOOO!......the end!
from vurrblurr :
im feeling the frustration too, youre not alone in this cruel cruel world
from vurrblurr :
hey girl, dont you fret. I ate lunch in the library every single day last year. Every. Last. One.
from vurrblurr :
dracula, ice-queen, lady hades, the she-devil, satan's little helper, etc. the list could go on and on. but basically, she's a BIATCH
from vecchione :
No thank you sorry!!
from ratherbored :
YES MASSAH we have english togethah!
from vurrblurr :
Eliza, Eliza, dite-moi ecoute, Eliza Eliza haha thanks AFUD, that was entertaining
from ratherbored :
oh man, from friday to this morning i was seriously in a coma. i slept for 13 hours last night not including the three hour nap i took earlier in the day. but now i dont feel like absolute shit anymore! yay! only thing is, lovey, that after this week, I'm off to new york for a half a week or maybe even a whole one, so i tihnk im effectively out for beachfest 06 and probably warped tour too. to quote rocket power this whole thing stinks on ice.
from what-a-card :
good sir, i am flattered! and in case any of you were wondering, it:s fckn amazing here, and i:m never coming home bUT AGAIN I AM FLATTERED AND OH GOD I:M HORNY TOO WHOOOOEEEE.!!!!!!! but forrealzZZ byyee!! i:m going to call you all ASAP as i promised Digdug i would, and then i:ll call again when i get my mobile in north carolina. ADIOS.
from ratherbored :
anne i miss toi very much so. in fact, whilst i lay bedridden for the majority of the day (only about 4 hours total were spent out of bed) i watched two movies that reminded me of you. one was the life aquatic with steve zissou and the other one was the comedians of comedy with zach galifinakis. anywho this is a very long note so i shall end it here.
from blazingstar :
What happened?
from yellow-ninja :
those are some nasty tonsils!
from ratherbored :
!!! tomorrow!!!
from yellow-ninja :
You are gorgeous! And I mean that in the most hetero of ways, of course. Glad that your prom was decent!
from vurrblurr :
Anne I totally agree with you on this vegetarian issue. It's totally not a big deal- in fact, it's not even a "deal" at all. It's just what you like or don't like. WHO GIVES A SHIT if you dont eat animals. I respect your eating habits!
from ratherbored :
Why his nameth be SWEETUMS
from blazingstar :
Amen.
from sloanenolan :
I'M GOING TO SEE HEAD AUTOMATICA TOO! ON JULY 5TH! i am aroused in places i didn't know i could be aroused in.
from yellow-ninja :
There's a musical entitled with my real name that's about rape. Actually, it might just be a play, but either way, there is some dramatic theater about rape sporting my name.
from sloanenolan :
trust me. there are some uuugly canadians. not me, of course (ha). but there are some unfortunate looking souls in these parts.
from blazingstar :
Ooh can you teach me some cool yoga?
from ratherbored :
Ok fine fuck you anne, sorry if I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
from ratherbored :
I MISS ANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from cloverchan :
I named my cat Tuna Face.
from ratherbored :
i miss anne!
from sloanenolan :
Daryl Palumbo sweats Holy water.
from stoner-girl :
hahaha yeah i thought the same thing this morning when looking at it.
from blazingstar :
Yeah, I laughed when you said you didn't get any April Fool's jokes.
from sloanenolan :
I saw the cupcake metaphor episode of Two And A Half Men starring Charlie Sheen and the dork from Pretty In Pink yesterday... DON'T JUDGE ME.
from what-a-card :
A-DUHH! I think you mean Andy Samberg.
from yellow-ninja :
Good luck with the SATs. Just relax and it'll go a lot more smoothly for you. Also, eat peanut butter toast. It's brain food.
from ratherbored :
How DHARE you disrespect Ving Rhames, my TRUE father
from blazingstar :
I thought kimchee was Korean. Also, you used to be a model??
from yellow-ninja :
Happy Belated Birthday!
from ratherbored :
BOO JEFF GOLDBLUM GROSS!
from blazingstar :
Eh, it doesn't really matter how many times you take the SATs. Personally, I took 'em once and said fuck it. What I do remember people telling me is there's no point taking them more than once if you're not gonna study in between, because if you don't study, you'll score exactly the same, plus or minus 40 points. That's about all I remember from the pre-college haze.
from ratherbored :
Anne! Fear not! I spent tonight alone also but instead of watching march of the penguins and eating soy ice cream in sweatpants it was spent playing bubble girl on addicting games eating brownies in gym shorts
from ratherbored :
RISD equals rhode island school of design. literally part of the application process involves drawing a bike...so yeah...not going to college.
from cloverchan :
Did you know your birthday is Pi Day? 3.16. In math class, we eat pie. My math teacher is a geek.
from ratherbored :
FIGHT THE POWER!...even though i just checked mine and posted stream of consciousness messages on court's v's and julie's...FIGHT IT ANNE. FIGHT IT OFF!
from jesushomeboy :
BOOO get the myspace back I'll make one for you MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
from blazingstar :
The SATs are stupid.
from yellow-ninja :
That is such bullshit! Your teacher cannot do that. 10 points off your total grade? B.S. I'd take it to the principal.
from yellow-ninja :
Which two? (and by the way, I just noticed how cool your layout is today. I was all mesmorized by it. OooooOOooo)
from ratherbored :
oh anne, it wasn't your hair that smelled...just your breath...and maybe clothes...possibly hair but i wont go that far
from ratherbored :
i swear to gawd i found that. i got home yesterday (friday) so chyeah...im sure i'll see you before you read this note....MAYBE. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, slam!
from ratherbored :
they sell alot of spike jonze's videos on a dvd at urban outfitters. trendy bastards
from ratherbored :
depistado! woo!
from gizzhead :
Anne is a loooser... who I love and this is varian. NOT ANNE...OK?!
from urmomsaho :
Good job.
from le5lie :
framingham state college in framingham massachusetts.
from ratherbored :
SO GAI I COULD SLIT CHO THROAT
from plopphizz :
Congrats, you have been Quoted: http://quoted.diaryland.com/dogday.html. Thanks for the great writing. -- Ploppy.
from le5lie :
school is over-rated. pooping is not.
from wellyesbutno :
Maybe it's a wigger brochure. Like on the outside, it's pretending to be black, but on the inside, it's really white. Mm hmm.
from le5lie :
In high school i used to always get kicked out of chemistry class for snorting/eating the chemicals! me and my friend would dare each other to eat them. and we did. anyway, it made me really happy that someone else ate chemicals in lab. because everyone thought we were insane for doing it. well, we were.
from ratherbored :
I wont shut up! ALL GIRL SUMMER FUN BAND FOREVER!
from vurrblurr :
haha, a cat stevens towel. i actually lol-ed and kinda scared the person sitting next to me
from ratherbored :
there's a reason you got a cat stevens towel...i actually ordered it in your name...i APOLOGIZE? OKAY? GOD DAMMIT. WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER EXPLAINING MYSELF. i think im going to take a shotgun, place it under my chin and pull the trigger, blasting a baseball sized chunk out of my head, braind spewing everywhere. My eyes will burst out of their sockets and roll on the floor where an unsuspecting Anne Dellinger will slip on one, falling back and cracking the base of her skull on a desk corner, fracturing a vertebrae and dying moments later. KARMA. WHAT I DONT HAVE PROBLEMS DOENST ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY SIDE OF THE STORY WHY AM I STILL TYPING BREAD AND OIL IS A GOOD SNACK BUT I WOULDNT WANT TO EAT IT EVERYDAY. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME. NO WAIT DONT. I NEED TO FINISH THIS NOTE. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? theoretically i dont hvae to click submit. but i will. hahahaha im sooooooooo funni FUNNI FUNNI FUNNI DOUGLAS YANCY
from vurrblurr :
12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING! ALAS!! thank you anne. i knew i was close when i said 12 magic trombones
from urmomsaho :
YEAH, YOU WISH, FUCKER. It's from a deathbeforedisco song. ... Titled... you guessed it... Kiss Kill Lolita. YOU'RE A FUCKER AND GET SKULLFUCKED ANYWAY
from vurrblurr :
finger prints indeed. i would hate to have fingerprints like that retarded wannabe slut in our A2 class, or her little slut wannabe galpal from the valley.
from vurrblurr :
Anne I never knew! I'm very self-conscious about my speaking manners too. I often worry that I'm known as "that girl with the mumbling problem." And I'm not kidding.
from what-a-card :
You used "BOO!" in your entry, and that deserves a solid OOB!!
from ratherbored :
scene kidz rox!!!! b00bz!!!!!
from blazingstar :
Wow...that sounds awful.
from blazingstar :
Yeah, almost. Two years on January 1st.
from vurrblurr :
Annibo, I'm very sorry to hear of your misfortune. I missed you in Mulletfatbitchpig's class. We learned some hard new stuff >,< <-- anne throwing up
from blazingstar :
Awww...two-year anniversary...you're ahead of me, dude.
from what-a-card :
E-mail the site/seller saying that you never recieved the proof of purchase, and they need to send it again. Or something. jksdgfy34rbhvhs MIGHTY OAK.
from ratherbored :
i didnt shower from wednesday night until sunday night and even then i just stuck my head under the bathtub faucet to try and save time and ended up spending fifteen minutes trying to get all the shampoo out...and i dont think i got it all cos my scalp itches.
from vurrblurr :
so uh... hey anne... who was your history teacher last year?... not mr. buckley (i'm praying)
from vurrblurr :
anne im impressed with your openess about lackofhygieneitis. i have something interesting to tell you while on this topic, and it involves not doing something since Homecoming
from what-a-card :
BOO FUCKING HOO, GRAMMA, FRIDAY I WORKED TEN AND SATURDAY I WORKED NINE SHUT UP.
from ratherbored :
yeah well on sunday I WORKED FOR SEVEN FUCKING HOURS
from ratherbored :
fuck you. you gave me crohns disease. even though its genetic. IHATEYOUIWISHYOUWEREDEAD
from blazingstar :
We both wrote about boobs in our last entry. Yay.
from vurrblurr :
/\ _ /\
from vurrblurr :
most def awo, boobs are weird, it's even more weird (wierd?, no weird?) whatever. it even stranger that people come up with nicknames for them. BOOB
from what-a-card :
skullex! Answering your (most likely rhetorical) question: Boobs (hereforth [not a word?] referred to as "tits", LOLOLOL.) are just weird. Why do we, um, grow extra fat on our chests anyway? And why do some women's (ahem, my history teacher) bras seem unable to contain their nipples in slightly chilly weather? Seriously, my eyes were pretty much gouged right out of my head the other day. And how come two girls of the same age and weight and height can have two totally different sizes of tits? Basically, they're kind of.... again, weird, and, like, when you think about it, pretty gross. Their purpose is to squirt milk into the mouths of our young (I worded [t]it that way to make women sound like wild beasts), and they're really nothing but mounds of fat with a nipple kind of stuck onto the end of them. WEEEEEEIRD. LEiK OMFG T0T4LLY W333333iiiiRRDDDDDD LOLOL ROFL ROFL GO EAT A WOFL!!!!!111!!!1!!223@$3489643
from urmomsaho :
But after the operation, I might not be able to walk for like, six weeks (at most). SO WHY DON'T YOU FURNISH YOUR CLIT!?
from urmomsaho :
Here's a question: Why don't you fucking kill yourself? Dude, come with me to get my job sometime. I think I want to do it. I like money, I don't like sitting at football for three hours with a torn meniscus. This is what I was born to do.
from what-a-card :
DAVID's going to get a job? He can work?!?!?
from vurrblurr :
SO YOU FINALLY BROKE DOWN ANNNE?! WHY ANNE!!!? WHY DRUGS??? MYSPACE IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!
from urmomsaho :
Die, cuntplug. I will fucking kill your ass.
from wellyesbutno :
Short time silent reader, mm hmm. But totally added on myspace.
from ratherbored :
gross anne just...gross
from what-a-card :
Woohoo! Yay for Japs!
from what-a-card :
SEMINAL EMBALMENT. THAT'S WHAT SONG THE LYRICS ARE FROM. HAHAHAH FIVE DOLLARS YAY. HAHAHAHH I WIN. YES I AM AWESOME. P.S. HANG OUT WITH US FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS WHILST GETTING YOUR SCHEDULE, DUDE. HAHAHHAHAH LOLOLOLOL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ONEONEONE
from urmomsaho :
Correction: Lions'
from urmomsaho :
It's called The Lion's Den.
from lahoo :
wow....that was...intense...*runs away screaming*
from what-a-card :
(in response to "Lesbian Stool Orgy") Anne, never do that to me again. Reading that made me want to die. I'm pretty sure I cried a little. And by "a little", I mean "for hours".
from spunkyhottie :
Hey you are preety cool dude leave me anot some time i kina want to know the person behind Gizzhead if thats ok with you
from what-a-card :
Ack! Third note in a row! I apologize! But hey you noticed that cognizance was locked, too? And someone changed the password! Gasp. Anyway, have fun in Hawai'i you jokester, you.
from what-a-card :
The urgency is becaaaause.... according to Head Automatica's website, they're playing in Virgina on the eleventh! It's in Norfolk, roughly three and a half to four hours away.. but WHATEVZ, YO! I vote we all go. .......Hooray!
from what-a-card :
What are the dates of your Hawai'i trip? TRHIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION!!!
from supershan :
I moved! I'm the yellow ninja now.
from lahoo :
at least u are missing warped for a reason that isnt PURE LAZINESS. ok, and i didnt have a ride but mostly sheer laziness has kept me once again. :/ i always liked the pink power ranger, so ha-ha yellow :P
from supershan :
The yellow one died? But she was my favorite! I think the pink one died quite a few years back, too. Damn!
from vurrblurr :
Anne! A-BOMB!!! Can we please reunite at once? I really miss you. I GET you, Anne. haha- not quite. But we can count my mosquito bites together. 4E!
from ratherbored :
I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO USE THE PHONE!!! i declare that Sunday...as in the 10th..no more of this bull patooie
from what-a-card :
WHAT?! TRINI?! DEAD?! B-BUT POWER RANGER'S CAN'T DIE, THEY'RE IMMORTAL! GODS AMONG MEN!
from ratherbored :
Wha-WAH?! YELOWIE?!? Oh and Anne, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN ALL SUMMER?!?
from what-a-card :
Annnnnne! AYDA! ASKED for your screen name!! EXPECT AN I.M. IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
from ratherbored :
Better than BLOOD RED! WITH NO SOUL!
from turbogeek :
i had cinnamon toast crunch too!
from blazingstar :
"Orospu" means "slut" in Turkish. Slut or bitch. More like bitchy slut, I think. Yeehaw.
from turbogeek :
my mom still clips my toenails too. she asked me to do it the other day. i could care less about my feet.
from blazingstar :
Wow, I wish MY mom would do that.
from extremesock :
I WANNA GOOOO!
from blazingstar :
A...secret one? For now, anyway. I'm really paranoid about people I know finding this. I know that's silly.
from extremesock :
My first driving experience resulted in an unexpected off-roading trip in to cow shit. The car tires reaked for months, even after about 6 washes a day.
from turbogeek :
it feels damn good to be evil, just so you know bwahaha
from turbogeek :
arg. good charlotte. the ultimate sin. or better yet, the ULTIMATE CRINGE! bwahahahaha yes.
from turbogeek :
http://www.livejournal.com/users/keepyourguns/ theres my LJ. and thanks for the compliment.
from turbogeek :
do you have a livejournal? ps: you fucking rule and i love your entries
from extremesock :
My parents are twisted. They sometimes "forget" to feed me (yeah, right. I'm too loud to be forgotten) they smile and say, "Hm? What? Oh, did you want this *points to meal* tonight? My bad. I guess you can just have leftovers tonight." I hate my parents.
from ratherbored :
It's true! For Becky Wishner anyways. I asked her and she was like "Um, yeah? Why wouldnt we?"
from extremesock :
Halfway? Please, I think that before the tardy bell even rings. *grins* Chemistry=tool of Satan.
from jesushomeboy :
Annie, suck it up dudeski they won't bite you! (bring your mom just in case)
from what-a-card :
Oh fuck you'd better be kidding about that car. *glances out window at old, broken, moldy minivan*
from turbogeek :
name is LaFawnduh. oh word, bitch. i love your entries.
from what-a-card :
And now I've made a typo. *reading.
from what-a-card :
Wow. That whole entry about your work (which I've read a few times)... I've been readin "Brain" as "Brian"... I thought you named yourself Brian or something... Be sure to smack me tomorrow.
from apeygirl :
They have "Fashion" classes nowadays? I want to regress myself and take "Pie Eating" at your school. To think I went to Catholic School. Our fanciest elective was "Latin" at the boys' school next door.
from ratherbored :
We gots English Honahs together also with Laura! Yay!
from jesushomeboy :
god dammit one more person i have no classes with my schedule totally sucks ass. I'd better have Nikki in pretty much all my classes god dammit.
from what-a-card :
OHHH, SNAP, ANNE. GEOMETRY WITH MISTA DELVALLE. GUESS WHO ELSE IS IN YO' CLASS? YEEAH DAS RIGH': KELLY, LAURA, AND COLLEEN. Welcome to the party class... N00B.
from ratherbored :
Hahaha, i spelled english wrong.
from ratherbored :
ANNE! WHO ARE YOUR TEACHERS FOR GEOMETERY, ENGISH AND PE? QUICK! WE'RE LOSING TIME!!
from ratherbored :
yeah. like 5 or 6 mini one page essays. go to madison's website. we have mini essays for lord of the flies too.
from what-a-card :
Way to fix, fixer! A sticker for you!
from what-a-card :
Chasse. Two S's, friend :)
from what-a-card :
Maaaaan..
from cdghost :
pretty words and pretty layout
from ratherbored :
I'M SORRY! IM A TERRIBLE PERSON!! seriously, i have no idea why out of everyone I pick you to be my target for sarcasm. Let it be known, here, on this oh holy notes page, that I, anne marie am sorry!!! (ps delete this after you read it, godforbid i should let anyone know i have a heart.) (joos keedin.)
from ratherbored :
M.O.C heh...
from urmomsaho :
...not you! I was quoting Al the Killer.
from urmomsaho :
Die white girl.
from evoqueen :
lmao. You're diary is so random and fuckin hillarious. Dude, you rock! I'm adding you to my favorites!!!
from what-a-card :
Aww, your first time passing out! So cute. Whatever. Fuck. FUCKING SHIT.
from ratherbored :
KELLY: Hhahahahahha!That wasnt funny MS BUTTERFIELD: OK! Class! I guess since everyone is TALKING we can review it by ourselves. CLASS: NO! Please! We can all be quiet! KELLY: THATS RIGHT! STOP TALKING FUCKERS! ANNE MARIE: Kelly! Shut up! *laughs uncontrollably* fuck! my leg keeps shaking shitfuck aaaaaaaahahahahhaa KELLY AND ANNE MARIE: Hhhahahahahaha KELLY:OH MY GOD! MARJAN! MY SISTER'S FRIEND'S LITTLE BROTHER IS THE KID ON PUNK'D. MARJAN: Kelly! Shut the hell up! KELLY: AND HE GOT PARIS HILTON'S NUMBER SO MY SISTER'S FRIEND CALLED HER UP AND THEY TALKED! ANNE MARIE: *laughs uncontrollably, knocking over everything.* KELLY: SHIT! OOH AND I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAD SEX WITH EVERY MEMBER ON JACKASS! CHRIS: Kelly...are you...are you...um high? KELLY: WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU! CASEY: What the.. ANNE MARIE: She took too many caffiene pills... it was like the equivalent to four cups of black coffee. CASEY: Ohhh... ANNE MARIE: Yeah i took one and my stomach is killing me. CASEY: I see KELLY: I REALLY LIKE THIS PEN. *pause* *chucks it at the back of Marjan's head*
from urmomsaho :
.
from urmomsaho :
This is VERY good. And way to sign off before I had the chance to properly respond.
from urmomsaho :
This is good.
from what-a-card :
Word.
from urmomsaho :
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? Listen up, kid... *pulls out switchblade* You're going to keep writing. Or you're going to find out what steel tastes like after it's cut through several layers of tissue and it's sliced through your jugular artery. Eh, I'm kidding. But seriously, keep writing. Only losers quit. Or... quitters. Neither of which correctly describe you.
from what-a-card :
No! THE DIARY STAYS... And you continue writing in it. SO WHAT IF ITS MOTHER DOES SUCK COCK IN HELL?! Prease keep writing?
from what-a-card :
I think I know what you mean, bud. In other news: The comic is coming along great! :D
from urmomsaho :
I'm kidding! I'm kidding! ...
from urmomsaho :
Santa is not dead, motherfucker. God dammit. Fuck.
from apeygirl :
When I was visiting X (AKA man whose voice once turned me to jelly) in Philly, I went to hug him, only to be practically poked in the stomach by his hand. Stupidity was felt by all involved, but especially me.
from urmomsaho :
What happened to it?! I'm going to get to the bottom of this... god damn it...
from urmomsaho :
Ain't it the greatest! In other news, I always have a spare red fur coat. And it hurts to chew now... because there's a ridiculously large lump on the top of my head. But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, does it not? Righteous. We can try again tomorrow.
from dearkimmi :
Ha, well Anne, I also hate it when you think someone's waving at you and you wave back to realize that were waving to the person behind you...that has happened to be so many times...I could cry. Haha.
from what-a-card :
In response to your entry about shaking hands: True DAT. It just happened to me last night, too. *runs away*
from beckypop :
I'm fine. I'm in the 9th grade. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
from jesushomeboy :
O yes it was an ass i kicked. your ass to be specific... i own you.
from urmomsaho :
I REMEMBER THAT ONE! In other news, the word "ass" was linked to an anal sex website. Anne, please tell me you didn't do that...
from urmomsaho :
I just realized your little header thing said "the gizziest." I don't know why, but I feel dirty and wronged, and I fear I may no longer read your diary... sorry...
from what-a-card :
FREE KUWAIT! SUPPORT DESERT STORM!
from dearkimmi :
what poser posse???
from localaura :
Hi! I'm very curious as to how you found my diary, as we don't have any common books or movies or favorite diaries (well, we do, but not with the links and stuff). But, I like you and I'm putting you on my list. Being grounded sucks, except? You're allowed on the computer, something my parents never allowed me when I was grounded. So like all my entries from sophomore and junior year start "I wrote this a week ago, while I was grounded for smoking pot/not cleaning the bathroom/sassin' my betters." Anyway, I get so angry when people talk about the Disney "creators" of AiW being on acid. But, what I didn't know was that Lewis Carroll wasn't high either. Learn something new every day. You know what I hate the most about D-land notes? They only use about half the space they have, so this already-long note is going to take up twice as much space as it might. Also, no paragraph breaks. Poor you. Kudos if you read this bilge. Ta ra... I hope you get off grounding soon.
from apeygirl :
I read Alice in Wonderland once a year in my youth. Your rage is totally justified.
from dearkimmi :
hahaha. hey anne, we need to talk more because today i connected with someone! heh heh wow what a lamer. =)
from urmomsaho :
Haha unless you were talking to Anne... as this is her notes section? :(
from urmomsaho :
Say what?
from dearkimmi :
how can you say that?
from urmomsaho :
PRIZE? YOU WANT A PRIZE?! HOW ABOUT MY BLADE IN YO' EYE!!! Dude, like... totally give up.
from dearkimmi :
no you dont/wont, buddy. WHERES MY PRIZE, BITCH?!
from urmomsaho :
I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN, PUNK! TWENTY BUCKS SAYS THIS KNIFE WON'T BEND, CRACKA! And even without the stabbing, I still own.
from dearkimmi :
pleh, you dont own me. you'll NEVER own me! YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN!? bring it, bitch. (ha, its hialirous i ahve no idea what i'm winning but i know i am)
from urmomsaho :
UNCOOL INDEED, if only I were actually quitting! Nope, I STILL OWN YOU ALL!
from what-a-card :
Nah, man...that's uncool.
from urmomsaho :
I lose. Whoever competed wins.
from urmomsaho :
"Is this really the blood of Christ? 'Yes.' Man, that guy must've been wasted twenty-four seven!" Family guy. What a great show.
from dearkimmi :
jesus christ.
from urmomsaho :
Nobody can truly understand this game, for it may only be played by those with a higher understanding for life. And that means nobody that uses diaryland, minus me, can understand it. So I win. And if you continue to protest, I'm 'on bust this 357 upside yo ass.
from dearkimmi :
oh puh-lease, raboy. i don't even underSTAND this game but i shall assume that i'm winning here.
from urmomsaho :
No, not this time. Definitely not this time.
from dearkimmi :
ey, ey. cmon now, leave it ALONE, RABOY, admit that you MIGHT'VE ONCE LOST.
from urmomsaho :
I DON'T NEED NO LIP, TRAN!
from dearkimmi :
Sorry BUT YOU DONT WIN!
from urmomsaho :
No one questions Guiseppe! Haha, okay I take back taking back inventing it. I WIN!!! New rule.
from what-a-card :
And you took back the whole inventing thing. If that is so, then why, my dear, do you make up the rules for the game, hmm?
from what-a-card :
Seems to me like SOMEBODY is a leetle beet afraid of losing to colleen :x
from urmomsaho :
In addition to that, one may only sign five times consecutively, then they must wait twelve hours. Continue. *Winning*
from urmomsaho :
Either way, I totally own.
from urmomsaho :
Actually, I take that back. Anybody who says they invented a game is probably a liar, because fresh ideas in the gaming world are scarce.
from urmomsaho :
In fact, I may even have invented it...
from urmomsaho :
For you see, I own this game.
from urmomsaho :
No, look... you don't understand. I'm winning, and there are few things you can do to stop me.
from dearkimmi :
i need a job too. Get me a job, Anne! and i win david. BWAHAHA. heh okay...
from urmomsaho :
*wins more*
from urmomsaho :
DON'T EVEN TRY IT, RYAN!
from what-a-card :
Heh.
from what-a-card :
*Totally beats David, taking over the title "Winner".*
from what-a-card :
Heh.
from urmomsaho :
There we go. Okay, I'll see you all later.
from urmomsaho :
I need more security.
from urmomsaho :
Don't really have a reason to sign here, but Kim and Colleen almost caught up to me, so basically I'm here to secure my winning status. *Wins yet again*
from what-a-card :
Heeeey, you payed me back! *removes Anne from hit list* One down, five to go...
from what-a-card :
Hey, Anne! I just wanted to let you know that you're number one on my hit list 'til you pary me back that $8.50 you owe me for the movie! Heh...So long!
from dearkimmi :
lunches, dahlin'?
from dearkimmi :
role, david? ROLE?? no no, roll. "i'm on a frickin' roll" role is a part you play in a play or whatnot. correct me if im wrong!which i probably am because you're super smart. anyways yes..anne. try vomiting? eh heh no. umm...try the "i dont wanna go to school thing" stay in your bed with your undereye bags and put on really light make up on so you look clamy and cough. cough up a storm. a whole hell of a lot of coughing. okay..
from randomsnark :
Well, I take a bow. Thanks, and your template rocks my socks, yo'.
from colleen-ryan :
(I believe you mean looksee. That'll be all. *Salute*)
from thequoter :
You've been quoted. Have a looksy!
from urmomsaho :
YES! THREE TIMES! I'm on a frickin' role here.
from urmomsaho :
OH YES, TWO TIMES! Yeah, can't touch that. *is just so...[cool]*
from urmomsaho :
Ah yes, first of anybody I know to sign. And if I may, I'd like to say, hell yeah, mother fuckers. Umm... Party?
from punksrule :
Do you really think it is good? I think it is kinda boring. Thanx. I'm kinda scared to go to high school. I don't know why. I just am. Later. :)

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