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from my51dreams :
<3
from soleclaw :
i'd love your new diary info...i havent written or read anything in ages, but i remember loving your entries...just email me whenever, if ever
from factoidsam :
Psst, it's Sam. Lemme in.
from enondoiel :
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I love you all (except for maybe Bush and a couple of others)! Come to Norway and change our opinion of you. That's all I can say.
from regz :
You went and locked your diary on my ass! Well, not literally on my ass. If you'd locked it on my ass, I'd be begging with you to unlock it, so that I could have my ass back. But anyhoot! How am I supposed to read it now? Huh?!
from enondoiel :
Hey, what's with the password? Can I please have it *pleads with eyes* How are things, anyhow?
from enondoiel :
Hehe, well that sounds like America... Like the crazy Europeans we are, we let it air uncensored. More fun that way!
from enondoiel :
I refuse to believe you haven't heard of "Fuck it". Come on. He's even American, the guy who sings it, I think. It might be under the name "I don't want you back" over there. You've heard of it. Trust me.
from nekoonna :
i think diane was trying to do some "oh look i'm still annie hall, i'm still young!" i have no clue why she would wear shades inside though
from transceiver :
the back burner dial is set on 3 and oh yes(!) there most assuredly will be a second issue of postal promiscuity(.) though the name will most likely be different( )
from damfest :
NC-17 . . . how kinky.
from mojo1915 :
The hell with step-mothers, or anything of the equivalent. Your Dad's wife can eat an ass or two. ~Jesse
from putmedown :
i need to knit mittens before january! haha.. we'll see how well this goes
from discothekid :
I am not aware of that. Can you elaborate? I'll fucking sue! um, I'll probably lose so maybe not.
from putmedown :
mine usually makes me sit with him while he plays resident evil because it creeps him out and for some reason having me there making fun of everything makes it less scary.. haha
from beatpoetgrrl :
wow, your friends look like my friends, right down to the setting things on fire at parties. as for the expensive beer, what with pbr suddenly being chic, there really isn't much left in the way of cheap beer. thanks adding me, too :) bpg
from celetra :
Haha! I thought it would be the "nice" thing to do. Just in case someone reads both of our diaries and you or I didn't want them to know who we were speaking about. Talk to you later.
from sad-night :
Thanks for the note, I hope things do change for me. For the best. It's been rough these days. Thanks for stopping by! xox sad-night
from damfest :
I've made a decision: since I remained sober at mo'fest, despite sincere attempts all night long to get drunk, I feel I have been cheated out of something. Yeah, this is coming more than two months after the fact. Regardless, something kick-ass will have to occur during my return to ho-hio in February of 2004. Let the brainstorming begin. Love, "Todd"
from putmedown :
we will definetly start a club, membership cards and all!
from sad-night :
hey! got your message, thanks for putting me as one of your favorites. i'm glad i made you happy! hey! that makes me happy!! LOL see ya later.
from sad-night :
your diary rocks! i added you to my favorites list. xox sad-night
from damfest :
I'm apologizing in advance. I just got back from a weekend in Cedar Falls and I forgot to pick up my stash of burnable CDs. That "Best of Led Zeppelin" mix I promised you months ago will have to wait a little bit longer. Make no mistake thought, it will be created. Oh, and you need to send me a playlist for that CD you made me; some of those tracks are quite addictive but I don't know their names nor the bands that recorded them. Suffice to say, "who sucked out the feeling?" has been running through my head while I've been trying to discipline eighth graders. Eh.
from putmedown :
holy shit, dude! your tat is SO HOT!!
from putmedown :
aww hun that's no good! cars are nothin but trouble. the highlight of all this, was seeing my dad and his friend (both grade-a computer programmer nerds) in my back yard, after they took the hood off of my car, jumping up and down on the hood and beating it with an axe (why an axe? i don't know) to try and straighten it out.. haha. almost worth all the trauma! don't rear-end milk trucks, it's a bad scene. xoxo
from damfest :
yer korn is no good.
from pyrite :
so, long story as to how i got here, but in any case, i saw this thing you left on someone's "note section" about how the get up kids performed "all i wanna do is drink beer for breakfast" and thought you might like to know that it's a cover by the REPLACEMENTS and they are GOD. awesome song, awesome band, and you'll probably find that the replacement version kicks the shit out of the guk.
from lovesuximsad :
I HATE GNOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!
from damfest :
mo'fest had better kick some serious ass
from mojo1915 :
I think you are really neat. ;)
from celetra :
hey hey miss girlie i was online for quite a bit last nite. you were the one who wasn't sign on on your messanger. ;) hope you come on soon cause your not on now either and i am bored! BTW according to the historychannel.com (yes I am that dork-y and bored) on this day in history (the year was 1864) the CSS ALABAMA sunk off the coast off France and the international arbitration ordered Britian to pay 15.5 million dollars in damages to the US. Just a tid-bit of history for ya from me The Bored. LMAO.
from putmedown :
having brothers can be fun sometimes, and a huge pain in the ass at other times. hehe i'm stuck with two of them! thankfully for the most part, they're not too much trouble.
from mojo1915 :
Hello, my name is Jesse and I saw your banner on the top 100 diaries site. Well, actually I see it every day. I am always scared to click on your diary lest I find things that might pollute my mind (hence the name gnomeTITS). Anyways, it tugged and tugged and tugged and I finally had to click on it. I'm glad I didn't find anything bad. I hope you have a very enjoyable day! :)
from vyv-xx :
Oh no! That blows. The ricochet action is the worst. One time I ran over a snake on the interstate. It was really long.
from damfest :
The change in the internet connection here has made using IM a royal pain.
from damfest :
you grew up in Kansas City? no wonder you love the Get Up Kids.
from nutsaqz :
Sleep is for the weak, and well rested.
from putmedown :
my boys tend to talk about the different tricks they can do with their penis, as well as the size of all their friends... one of my friends is a piercer, and he's constantly complaining about having to pierce boys with foreskin (or, the "f-skin" as they all refer to it) and he goes into detail about everything.. hehe
from damfest :
(obviously) the only suggestion I could give would be Damfest, but it's not until May 30th this year. Besides that, if I were you I'd just plan some crazy road trip.
from nutsaqz :
That isnt a notebook, its my photo album filled with pictures of me when I was a large headed child. That picture on my dresser is of a bill board on a front lawn saying "brad, its okay to wake up with one, love dad" Its funny becasue my name is brad. That is a scetch of a famous lady whos name evades my brain right now, if i had a closer up copy I'd show it to you but I don't so tuff luck. and that little white piece on my closet door is a Salvador Dali print my grandp[arents got me from some cruise they went on. I have a ton of dali things. Im only saying this because apperantly you seem to be a Dali fan as well.
from vyv-xx :
You are spanning time with the taxonomy. Everyone else sucks.
from safari-youth :
salvador dali is barely an author
from dont-stop :
Interesting.
from bloodmusic :
I saw you uptown today after getting dinner at China One...I thought about waving, but I figured you (a) wouldn't see me from your car, and (b) have no idea what I look like
from bloodmusic :
I get it...that's a pretty good idea. I will have to do that
from bloodmusic :
how does the splicer hook into the computer though? don't you still need to buy the cable modem box regardless?
from nutsaqz :
Acctually thats what I seen on my way. a naked fat drunk native guy wiht his pants around his ankles. In a way I envied him for being able to musterup the courage to do it. Then i remeberer that hes eatheir on crack or the booze.
from putmedown :
i e-mailed you! i'm [email protected]
from putmedown :
penpal? RAD! i'd love to do that! i've been known to mail letters to people who live down the street, just for the fun of it all.
from nutsaqz :
The x means that Jesus was sXe. I enjoy beer for breakfast, alot.
from rockonbytch :
i like ben kweller's "walk on me" and "commerce,tx".see ya!
from putmedown :
i can explain it! y'know how sometimes people call christmas, x-mas? well, the x is there to replace "christ"... so i guess this chris fellow spells his name with JUST an x. does he have a god complex?
from testify :
Socrates, don't get your robe caught in the escalator...
from rockonbytch :
thanks for the note!you're so nice.i see you joined the ben kweller ring...which one is your favorite song of his?
from bloodmusic :
Naw -- I have geography with Henry. My roomate is probably in your class though. It's the whole party scene though, I just don't seem to get it. Drunken notes ARE fun. And tidles ~~~~~~~~~~ are far superior to exclamation points.
from nutsaqz :
It's probly the unconcious urge to become a genocidal dictator in you.
from schoonie :
thanks fo the gbook entry. I hate that 'nucular' bullshit. It makes me want to strangle people. I also hate it when people don't attach "ly" to things that are supposed to be adverbs. Go people die for adverbs. Also, my underwear gets more surface to air time than most of my actual clothes do. Just lettin you know.
from damfest :
It's amazing how recycle-friendly I can be and yet have friends who are so wasteful and sloppy.....one day I was walking with someone who got McDonald's-to-go, and after eating he stuffed the sack (filled with the wrappers, napkins and drink cup) into one of those blue mail boxes. I never heard him laugh so hard; he thought he was really pulling one over on the Post Office!
from damfest :
I didn't mean to oversimplify the situation...doesn't sound like a good spot to be in. Hopefully things do work out for you though; no one wants crap between themselves and their friends, etc.
from jonah64 :
no, I'm not damfest, but coincidentally I went to school with him.
from gaylaughter :
Yeah dude, I found that classic little gem yesterday too! I'm proud to say I was alive when that show was around. Liam Lynch has spawned into one finnnne piece of funky looking nerd, I tell you what.
from damfest :
why stop there? your legacy should be the whole damn package. don't stop rockin.
from putmedown :
thanks doll! you're quite the looker yerself ;)
from gaylaughter :
Well thanks, that's crazy flattering. Your diary is a newer favourite of mine, what with your ass-kicking music tastes and whatnot. Three cheers for the White Stripes, my old layout centered around them but it was a little hard on the eyes. Anyways, yee haw, your diary is a permanent party and that is always fun.
from testify :
Honestly, I haven't read any of your stuff yet. But your name is gnometits and that's good enough for me.
from nutsaqz :
Club cool will be the coolest. Ever. And If I can afford to go to this gathering you have a idea for, I certainly would love to attend. Wow, look at me sounding a Jeeves like. */endrant*
from vyv-xx :
That ant's got the right idea.
from primeprine :
AWE-SOME! Saw the banner, paid a visit, saw a sparta pick, and i still can't tell you where your dipstick hould go(Hee!) Check out my diary sometime, only i never update.im me at heartbreakfree-aim name, if you're ever bored, i usually am too GO GET UP KIDS! Jess
from putmedown :
AH! you are so damn cute! and you like the anniversary!
from nutsaqz :
Club cool. Best club ever. Does it make us cool if we are the only two in it and everyone thinks us uncool for having it? *shrug* what ever.
from nutsaqz :
Was bored, stumbled upon this. You are cool. that is all.
from vyv-xx :
Meat! Right now I'm filling my bathtub up with steaming hot ground beef. And last night I made myself a pair of underpants out of salami.
from jophus :
Psst... [How'd you find me?]
from vyv-xx :
Thanks. But my dad stealing my car is almost like a favor compared to the rest of what he's done. I like to talk shit about and generally disparage him as much as possible for all of those things. And I'm glad you like the skulls. They are a delightful addition to any decor.
from maddysinsno :
word
from bloodmusic :
We're in the same Oxford alright. Howdy.
from kimyadawson :
thanks for joining the MP ring
from yourusername :
i lost my keys, i found my keys, i lost my keys, i found my keys, and then I came here.
from vyv-xx :
Dude, that's pretty stupid. They're completely out of their element as pets. I kind of doubt that they can adapt like dogs. What the fuck does he do? Let it dig in his sandbox?
from vyv-xx :
Thanks for the note. Did you know that some pet stores are selling prairie dogs as pets now?
from kimyadawson :
i found you through the bk webring! i am really me!
from kimyadawson :
i have a new diary you might like.
from my51dreams :
dammit t's me again. but you need a guestbook my friend. i can do it for you if you want.
from gnometits :
i'm so pathetic i'm leaving myself a message.
from my51dreams :
we can be twins = ) i am the only one leavin notes on this thing. i feel so....alone. haha.
from my51dreams :
you know what they say- her eyes were as big as her bubbely toes. <3.
from my51dreams :
hello-i am in love with your diary. just to let you know.

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