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from stepfordtart :
Hi! I found you with a little random clickety clicking and it sounds like you're having a rough time of it. Just thought I'd say that I hop ethings get better for you. s x
from janegamma :
Hello, Hamlette, and thank you for your comment previously...I am sorry that your man has apparantly gone blind and deaf etc.
from jensanimals :
OMGosh.. tell me your husband didn't do that???.. And if he did, hope everything is ok.
from jensanimals :
Congrats on quitting smoking! And isn't it just like a man to be a huge baby. Just go ahead and smack him, you'll feel better.
from funnypoops :
Ugh, I hear you loud and clear on the "we" thing. No one would get gifts if "we" had to buy them. "We" still have to wrap gifts and "we" is seriously thinking "we" need some merlot.
from funnypoops :
I hope we DO get snow! I think it would add to the cheer I've been (trying) to have! Miss you...hope to see you soon XOXOX
from funnypoops :
Oh yay! I'm glad you get to go back on nights, even if it means getting the kids off to school. I know you like that schedule much more. Sorry about the doctor thing too. I hate that they have to cover their asses because it always seems like they're giving you the run around. Love you and miss you...let me know what kind of ornaments you and the kids are going to be working on (so I can steal some ideas lol)
from funnypoops :
I never had a chaperoned date, but that was because my parents never had the time or inclination to bother with it. I had my first date when I was 13, lost my virginity at 13 (NOT to the same guy) and the rest is history. I think you're being fair and like you said, at least you're letting her date at all. It'll work out. Oh, I signed up for imvu, where are you lady? Psh. Work, bah.
from thecrankyone :
Good luck, you are about to enter the teen Zone. A place of great confusion and much mystery. I have a 14 year old, who thinks he should have the privledges of a 21 year old, but doesn't seem to have the responsibility of a 12 year old and can't seem to make the connection of how one, affects the other. Though in his defense, he is starting to slowly see how that particular road works. Unforntunately at that age, hormones and short term wants tend to override logic and the long term picture.
from funnypoops :
I hadn't been to your site for about a gazillion years. I re-read your entries and got all teary eyed because I remember how awful that whole experience was for you. I too, should avoid certain things during shark week.
from jensanimals :
Congrats on the new computer. I wish our phone company would offer a new computer. I need one. Isn't DSL awesome?!I finally got high speed back when we moved.. thank goodness. 2 years on dial-up was enough. Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you had a good day.
from funnypoops :
Yay! I'm so glad they finally got their shit together and your computer made its way to you! Hope you're feeling better too!
from thecrankyone :
{{{hugs}} sounds like you need a nice long bath and a hot cuppa {or maybe a cold one>.. Someweeks are just like that, it sucks.. Sending good vibes your way..
from funnypoops :
Yay for dsl and a new computer! Mebbe I'll see you online a bit more now! (Not as good as in person, but it may let us chat a little more!) Oh, and I didn't know that Reba and Kelly Clarkson did that song as a duet...until Paul just switched channels about a nanosecond ago and I saw it on cmt. Ugh...that song needs to die already.
from funnypoops :
I hope that the road to self betterment (yeah..don't think that's a word) is smooth. Send some of that mojo my way! Miss you.
from jensanimals :
Good stuff isn't it? My daughter hated me today. Yesterday she loved me (I took her shopping) and tomorrow... who the hell knows. Homecoming is Saturday though, she needs to be extra nice and maybe even throw in some I love yous. lol I hate nosey people... tell MIL that next time she butts in you will be forced to air her dirties.
from funnypoops :
miss you too
from funnypoops :
Yay for good stuff! The sharks are circling me at the mo' too. I haven't wanted to kill anyone yet, but look at me cross-eyed and you better be armed with tissues. I have to drive my FIL to the dr. for a colonoscopy tomorrow...fun! Better this a-hole than mine! Uh...heh...yeah. TMI? Anyways, I'm off to bed. Love you n' stuff! I hope I get to see you again before you go on your vacation!
from thecrankyone :
If it weren't for my meds {along with my changed diet and my exercise} I would probably be a basket case, every day stessors {jelly on the carpet} would send me over the edge. needing medication for mood issues, is no differernt than needing insulin for diabetes or an inhaler for asthma, the brain is after all just another major organ we only see it different because it is where "we" resside. but sometiems like any other body organ things can get out of whack or not work the way they are supposed to. Sometimes it takes awhile to find the right med or med combination to make things right, and sadly some people are too quick to jump to meds when they just need to learn better coping skills, or to accept that sometimes feeling sad is a normal reaction to something in life, but for many people with chronic ongoing issues, that prevent them from functioning normally {ie me} meds can be a godsend. they don't change who you are {if they do they may be wrong for you}, they simpley allow you to be yourself and to once again join the world.
from funnypoops :
I like that you're a dork, especially when it comes to your job! If there were more people like you in the medical field around here I would feel much more at ease when going to the hospital!
from mom-on-roof :
So weird, I fired up the soundtrack to Cold Mountain right before I clicked on your site! I'm glad I didn't read the book, if it was that different and frustrating! I really love the music though, especially Jack White.
from funnypoops :
Gah, I'm sorry you're sick! I've been lucky enough to avoid any nasty bugs this year (so far!!) You're very welcome for the tip off about letterboxing! One of these days I may go searching myself, since I doubt I'll ever get Paul to come with me :P
from thecrankyone :
I have lived with and been around men my whole life, both relatives and friends. I still do not understand them one little bit.. even after giving birth to one. who knows what goes on in thier testosterone overdosed brains. hehehe
from thecrankyone :
Right-O!!! only 9999 to go, or so..
from funnypoops :
Bwahaha! If she's so sick of everyones crap, why doesn't she get off her lazy ass and DO something about it?! I lol'd
from funnypoops :
Happy birthday to your gorgeous, not-so-little girl. Time flies. Tell her not to feel self conscious about her feet...in the grand scheme of things large feet are no big deal at all. I'm glad you guys are having a nice trip, but I have to selfishly admit that I miss the hell outta you and I wish you were home. Be careful on those roads and come back sooooooooon!
from funnypoops :
I know something you don't know! Heh
from funnypoops :
Are you ever gonna update again?
from jensanimals :
Happy Belated bithday. Yes, I know it is almost a month late,but better than never right? Anyway, sounds like you had a good couple days in celebration of the big 3-0.
from funnypoops :
Phew! Sorry to hear about the smoking thing...I would've been livid too. Love you super lots, can't wait for Sunday.
from jensanimals :
Sounds like a fun day with the family. And an even better evening. Next time, I am coming, too. I could use a good Sloshing. lol
from funnypoops :
I love you! Lots and lots.
from thecrankyone :
AS long as you given into him, he will come to expect that you will. Men can be so dense when it comes to somethings. They don't seem to be able to see past the bottom of thier own glass. ((hugs))
from brunetteg94 :
I love Phantom Tollbooth, it is a children's book, but Norton Juster is just so good!!
from thecrankyone :
I say go for it. If you can make it happen, do it!!
from thecrankyone :
Little boys are easy to shop for. Its when they hit the teen/tween years that they become as difficult as girls. Suddenly cool matters, and if mom hates the way I look well so much the better, and for god's sakes mom, please don't talk about underwear. LOL!! The owl things sounds like a hoot (sorry no pun intended), but I would have loved to have been there.
from sallydallydo :
No you haven't messed her up. ;) But watch as you get less and less intelligent with each passing week...I am bordering on a -2 IQ nowadays. And my worst offense, because I did something HORRIBLE BEYOND WORDS the first day of school...I was standing outside when she got on the bus! Nevermind that I had to flag down the driver the first day so he'd know where to stop...I should have done it in my Invisibility Cloak.
from sallydallydo :
Hope you and Christine are having fun tonight! Happy early 4th of July!!!!!
from funnypoops :
I think I'm going to miss you being on night shift too. Probably just because I've gotten so used to your schedule and Coffee Night at a specific time. Hopefully though, you'll fit in perfectly on day shift and you'll like it. Can't wait to see you on Sunday (Oh, and psst...happy anniversary! I really hope you have a wonderful, fabulous time.) Love you!
from sallydallydo :
Honey, she's how old? If they haven't found it by NOW, it's not gonna be that big a deal. It will be ok!!!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}
from funnypoops :
i miss you too
from sallydallydo :
Woohoo! A real vacation! I am sooo jealous!
from funnypoops :
Coffee Night was fantastic, as usual and I wanted to thank you for (once again and always) being there for me. I seriously don't know what I'd do without you. Warm squishy loves XOXOX
from funnypoops :
Oh good! I'm glad someone who'll care for the python actually took him. $130 is yikes, but at least he'll be well taken care of with you guys, in an environment that's good for him! I kinda grunted when I read about Corey being off work for longer, and the whole jury duty thing. I wanna scream "Give them a freakin' break!" but you know, it won't do any good. I miss you. I can't wait to see you tomorrow night. Love you!
from funnypoops :
Yep, Sunday's still on.
from funnypoops :
Yay, congratulations on paying everything off! I know it's gotta feel good to get that damned truck outta your lives!
from sallydallydo :
Any clues who did it? Asstard.
from thecrankyone :
Have you mentioned to Andrew about being hijacked? Is that your new template or did the hijacker change to that one. I kinda like it it is yours. I still keep many of my pots and pans on the stove, and you're right it is a pain.
from wastedday :
How on earth did someone hack your dland? Or why on earth? Crazy. I haven't been on here in awhile, saw your post on myspace and had to run over to check it out. Is this layout your design, or the hackers? LOL weird.
from funnypoops :
WTF? Someone just changed your template? Why? lol! I could see deleting stuff, or just making it look bad...but someone hacked you to give you a layout? Bizarre.
from funnypoops :
Ack! His birthday snuck up on me :( Active stuff you say?
from wastedday :
I am internet retarded. How do you add a link in a post? Like if I wrote hammie, how do I make it so you could click on hammie and get to your site? I've never been able to figure that one out. Your daughter is dating?? Gah, I stress when mine even mentions a boys name!! Is your hair gray yet?? LOL
from funnypoops :
Even though our weekly coffee nights usually encompass all that is our family, I wanted to thank you for the update post. Cedes is dating...chaparoned, but dating. Why do I feel kinda green? Poor lil Alex and his skin :( Hope it clears up soon. I think your plan to call the insurance company every day till it's dealt with is a great idea, and for Corey, I wish there was something I could do to help you guys. I feel awful that he's laid up right now, it must be driving you both crazy. I've bs'd enough...I love you lots and lots my Hammie
from mom-on-roof :
THanks, Hammie, for that warm, warm fuzzie, you are a generous and supportive friend and I'm lucky to have you. I feel the urge to call you "lil' peanut" for some reason. Sometimes you just have to give in to that kind of urge. Thanks, Hammie, you lil' peanut.
from funnypoops :
TWO DAYS!!!!!111oneoneone
from funnypoops :
pshyeah...don't obsess. That's why my house was sparkling the first week and now it's in ruins. If you can manage NOT to obsess, it might not happen to you. *cue dundundun music*
from wastedday :
OMG! Certain someone needs to get a fucking clue!! I guess the bliss of being stupid is not knowing that your stupid, right? LOL
from funnypoops :
A mood disorder? Where I could certainly see where it COULD be possible, why then did the syptoms alleviate when you were taking your hormone stuff? Or are the two just tied together? Ugh. I'll have to ask when I see you, I just can't wrap my head around it right now. Love you.
from wastedday :
Not walmart guy, its Target Man, LOL!!!
from wastedday :
KHS group is going great! As long as we can keep em talking. And keep those loooong posts from a "certain someone" to a minimum, although those posts make me laugh for some reason because they are all basically the same, just worded different and sooooo drawn out, hahaha. I wonder if she would be interested in appearing on the Maury show. I saw a commercial for it the other day: "Were you picked on in high school and now your an exotic dancer and you want to show off your new look".....
from wastedday :
Scotcheroo: rich, sweet, totally fattening, sinfully delicious snack!! Its rice krispie bars made with peanut butter and topped with melted butterscotch and choco chips...mmmmmmmm
from wastedday :
Saturday morning my dad "sister" (not really his sister, but she calls him brother) visited him. When she left he noticed his Lorcets(sp?), which he NEEDS were gone. He called her and she denied it, but she is a Rx junkie. WTF!!! He wants to fucken strangle her!!!
from funnypoops :
pharming? Jesus, you learn something new everyday. When I hurt my back at work and they gave me Soma and Vicodin, they wanted to give me a new scrip even though I never finished the first. I threw them away because they made me so loopy. I never really thought about Rx drugs that way though I know that a lot of people do.
from wastedday :
Whats with the cutting thing?
from wastedday :
Oh, I see! Whats the website? LOL sounds interesting. She did have a pretty big fanclub, from what I saw. Too bad she's not writing anymore. That chic was funny shit. Yeah, for sure I want Chrissys #! Send it to legend306@yahoo.com
from wastedday :
um I think u lost me? whos rachelle?
from funnypoops :
I'm thankful that you haven't had to smell my hubby's pits either, but he doesn't wear Brut anymore :) He wears Degree, which is a lot better than Brut and about a thousand times better than that Mennen shit he wore when we first got together!!!
from sallydallydo :
I hope you printed that out and pasted it to his forehead.
from jensanimals :
Wanker.. haha J/K. Yes, I am very happy that you are not passing a kidney stone!
from wtfrachelle :
please go here: http://wtfrachelle.diaryland.com/
from funnypoops :
I hope it's not me that isn't giving you enough attention :( I love you to death you know. XOXOXOXO
from wastedday :
hey you! hows it going? Happy New Year. What the hell happened to thedailywtf??
from funnypoops :
I don't know about everyone, but I know that that's a place I don't think I'll ever reach. I think there'll always be something out there that I'll be positive that I can't accomplish...unless I actually do it and succeed. I rarely go in to anything feeling like it's something that I'll for sure be able to do. You're in a miraculous place. Run with it because I think it's rare.
from sallydallydo :
It's called maturity...CRUSH IT. CRUSH IT NOW. Before it's too late.
from funnypoops :
Holy crap...did her hubby find out about her diary or something? That's kind of scary...
from mom2kendall :
I went the cheesy route last year for a couple gifts too. I put together homemade cocoa mix (powdered milk, cocoa, etc) in little plastic Christmas pails w/ lids I bought at Walmart for like a buck each. I handwrote a cute little direction tag for the bucket and had found sets of 4 mugs on sale somewhere...so I divided the sets and they each got 2 mugs. Inexpensive overall and at least I knew they would use it and it wouldn't sit on a shelf and collect dust like some gifts do!
from funnypoops :
That's awesome! I always feel giddy as hell when I win something at the river.
from mom-on-roof :
Uh oh, no good can come of this...
from mom-on-roof :
I hate that when my dripping blood gets all dirty! Waxed paper. Hmmmp. Who knew?
from mom-on-roof :
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, HAMMIE!! I'M SHOUTING, AREN'T I? SORRY! I JUST LOVE THANKSGIVING!!!
from funnypoops :
Don't worry about me not being able to finish a thought...I mostly forget them halfway through anyway ;) I had a great time last night and have already gushed (only slightly sickeningly sweet) on my 360. Oh, and I'll have to steal that CD from you next time...I didn't think about it either. XOXOXO
from mom-on-roof :
Thank you for that, my sister. In the same boat here, almost, except with my husband it's the 900 hours of OVERTIME each week, which is good, but the house, the house is not faring well.
from funnypoops :
I'm glad that the money situation isn't getting to you too much. I know that in the past it's made you literally physically sick. With both of you working (well, one of you working and one of you pulling in *something*) I'm sure it's a little tighter, but manageable. I feel bad for Corey though...I know how he feels about providing for his family. I love you bunches and I MISS YOU!
from mom-on-roof :
Awww, Hammie, girl, I luv ya too!!!
from funnypoops :
Well thank...somebody! for small favors. I would have felt the same way. However, I do believe I'dve opened a can of whoop ass on someone for waking me up to fix the tv situation.
from jimmysworld :
You know. I do care about what you think a little. But just a tiny tiny tiny bit.
from funnypoops :
You're working with Leon? I think I just threw up a little...
from jimmysworld :
would you like me better if I wasn't so dirty?
from mom-on-roof :
Awwww, geez, thanks, Hammie! Hey, your pics aren't showing up, need to see the Hammie!
from jimmysworld :
I am glad that you still read me. From some senses that makes me both disappointed and proud.
from funnypoops :
Holy crap. I hope dear old Mr. Ham has the foresight to stay on your good side while he's home. I also hope that the stress of trying to cover the money lost doesn't send you over the edge. Love you my Hammie...I miss you!!!
from mom-on-roof :
Dear Corey, for the love of GOD, man, find something constructive to do for the next few weeks...
from mom-on-roof :
HEYYYYY Hammie! Thanks for the welcome back! I've been catching up on your adventures this evening, holy crap you should get pissed at your husband more often, frickin helarious!
from funnypoops :
You're still small, just not as small as you used to be. I think you'll always be petite, but now instead of skinny, you look healthy. You're crazy, but not because of the small thing ;)
from jensanimals :
Sounds much like the conversations my mom had with me. How old is your daughter?
from funnypoops :
Reason # 1875238 why I feel lucky Paul and I don't have children. It's an inevitable talk, but a scary and embarrassing one for both parties. All I can say is that I'm so proud of you for meeting it head on (even with a little fear) instead of ignoring it like so many other parents do. You rock!
from funnypoops :
I'll never understand the lunch at work fascination I guess. You need to eat while you're working, you eat. Simple, no? Paul isn't obsessive about something hot to eat (the opposite really) but he gets sick of having the same thing all the time, but never knows what he wants while we're shopping. As for work, congrats on the six months! I think if you can get better benefits and better pay, you might want to look elsewhere. At least you wouldn't have to work with some of the wankerheads you have to deal with now.
from jimmysworld :
Thanks for the add hambone. I'll make sure you hate when its all over.
from warcrygirl :
I'm caffiene sensitive; I can't drink any after 12 noon or I'm up aaaaaal night. Also, is your birthday Nov 11th? Or the 29th? Mine's the 11th and I was just curious.
from funnypoops :
I would have been sick if I'd had a dream like that. Thank dog that though dreams shake us up, they're only dreams. I would love to go out with you tomorrow. I've been craving a hammie visit somethin' awful. Love you!
from funnypoops :
Moi personally, I think you should go for it if it sounds interesting to you. It sounds like fun, and it WOULD be interesting to know and have the information even if you choose not to go in to that field. As for darling Cedes...she's a very level headed girl (for the most part heh) and whether she makes it or not, she'll at least have the knowledge that she tried. Either way, I'm proud of her for just being offered the chance. *love swoon faint* Love you!!! Oh, btw; your stupid guestbook still won't let me post. Bleh.
from mom-on-roof :
Hey Hammie, I got you by a half inch, I'm 5' 3 and a 1/2" tall, so, you know, don't mess with me. But you got me by a pound, so I guess it's a toss-up.
from wastedday :
Long time, eh? Hope everythings going well with you. Wow, Chrissy, huh! Hows she doing? still in kingman?
from selfbiased :
thanks for noticing.
from jensanimals :
Now, that is just too funny about the girls. I can see naming your child Mercedes.. But Chevelle?? To each their own, I suppose. After all, we tend to choose rock/stone type names for kids and animals. Jade, Cole(coal)and almost had a Jewel, dogs named Rock and Cinder.. cats named, Marbles, Pebbles, Penny and Ash. I just dont think I could yell Chevelle down the street when my child was late. LOL.
from jensanimals :
Now there is an idea... Maybe I will do that. Although, him going away would be too much of a vacation though...I would just like to give him a nice taste of what it is like to try and deal with everything... Remember when he left me for 9 months last year to go to FL to start that business? Ughh.. Nothing I come up with seems right, right now. (it is a sad thing when you can't trust your own husband with your kids)
from mom-on-roof :
Hey now, THAT'S the way to look on the bright side there, Hammie, floppy, fart-waving foot, you got a snort out of me this morning! You're a good mama.
from mom-on-roof :
Sorry about that song bug, I hope you get rid of it soon, unfortunately there's no cure.
from kitchenlogic :
Dang that Mercedes for scaring the Cereal right out of you! Seriously, these kids are going to kill us one day. Why did we have them?!!!!
from mom-on-roof :
You're having trouble letting go? I don't know, girl, there must be something wrong with me, I'm all "Here's your coat and your little pencil kit and your milk money, what's your hurry?" to my kids, shoving them up on the bus and all, go go go go go go go go go! Wheeeeeeee! Hammie, I haven't stopped by and thanked you for all the nice things you say to me all the time, you're a peach and I adore you, and somedays you save my life and you're my Sugar Bear and you don't even know it.
from thecrankyone :
Yikes, what a mess. And I thought I had a nightmare going on with MCI, (for the record thier prices are good, but thier cust service sucks, not the employees, but the policies they have to go by).
from jensanimals :
Oh No.. I am so glad he is Ok. Sorry to hear about the van. You have luck like mine.Or should I say, Lack of luck. I hope you can talk him into the Xrays. Better to find out now if something is wrong rather than when it is too late.
from mom-on-roof :
You needed an XRAY to tell you you were full of crap?! HAAAAAA!!!! Luv ya Hammie!
from jensanimals :
Well, That does not sound very pleasant at all. Hope everything gets cleared up and you get to feeling better soon.I am the same way when dealing with death. I have seen several people die, and am fine but show me the family in tears and I am damn near in tears with them.
from jensanimals :
Congrats!! Great job on the test. Hope you get your raise.
from justmouse :
thanks for your note in my gb..except at first i thought the strong hemp rope was to hang myself with! lol. sorry. misunderstanding. either way...gave me a giggle.
from mom-on-roof :
Hammie, thanks so much for the pat on the back! I'm enjoying immensely your Polynesian Cliff Diver pics, they have added new dimension to my shower!
from jensanimals :
Wow, sounds like that would be a great trip. I will never go because I won't fly. Glad you had a good time. Sorry to hear you had to get sick. Doesn't that just figure? Sucks about your van. I am in the same boat. Our tranny went out and it is going to be $1700 to fix. Damn repairs.
from sallydallydo :
Fabulous pictures, and I'm soooo glad you had a great time! But aren't the Polynesian men supposed to be in the shower, diving from precarious perches? LOL
from funnypoops :
I'm thinking about you and hope you guys made your plane on time. I know you did of course...I don't think wild horses could have stopped you. Have a great trip, can't wait to hear about it when you get home. XOXOXOX
from funnypoops :
I'm so glad you had a good first night! I was going to call, but I wasn't sure when it'd be safe...didn't want to wake you up! If I'm not running errands tomorrow afternoon, I'll try to give you a call around 4 pm or so. Love you!
from sallydallydo :
You are going to have the most interesting war stories! This work was just made for you. :)
from sallydallydo :
What the heck did you eat before bedtime? ;)
from sallydallydo :
Congrats with everything about the job! Sounds like this was something made just for you! As for HGTTG, the casting was good, the f/x were good, I agree with you about Trillian 100% (she was just too PERKY). I knew we were in trouble when the Vogons didn't shout. :-\
from funnypoops :
I'm happy that you're settling in so well at the hospital. From everything you've said, you're getting along with your co-workers grandly, and they like you. I think that's almost as important as job security and insurance! And you're right, it'll all come with time. You've caught on quickly enough thus far, and I know you have it in you to get the job down pat in no time. I love you, hope things go well tonight...wish I could be there!
from funnypoops :
Ah, admittedly I wish I could have spent the day with you (for mostly the same reasons...I don't have to ask Paul not to touch things nearly as much as you have to tell your clan) but I'm glad that you were able to watch your kiddos do all those cool things. Lemme know about Alex when you get around to getting an appointment for him...I'm interested in hearing what the doc's got to say. Love you XOXO
from sallydallydo :
Congrats on all the recognition for a job well done! Hope they remember all that come performance review time. ;) HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
from funnypoops :
Yay! Glad you got your scrubs! I'm going to try to make it over tonight around 9ish. I know you'll probably be tired, but I've got something for you :D
from funnypoops :
Yay, kudos on your first day, I'm glad it went well! Sorry about bailing on Survivor last night. I was sleeping and Paul was on the computer...didn't even cross my mind it was Thursday until after I woke up :( I miss you, hope to talk to you soon.
from sallydallydo :
Congrats! And poor Alex, no you weren't a mean mommy...mean moms let their kids get sick from all sorts of crappy preventable things. Just bribe him well over the next week. ;)
from funnypoops :
I really really am happy for you, I've just been busy combatting this stupid cold. I can't wait to hear the rest of the details leading up to your first day.
from jensanimals :
I would volunteer, I am up almost all night every night anyways. Too bad I am too far away :( Congrats on your draws!
from funnypoops :
Hmmm...Maybe I can think of one person...
from funnypoops :
Yay, congrats! You'll be there in no time.
from funnypoops :
Ack! I can totally understand where that would be stressful. The nice thing though, is that THEY want YOU, so chances are they're not going to stress too much about your previous jobs...especially if you explain that you were a sahm for five of those years.
from jensanimals :
Congrats on the job offer. That is great! I am in the same boat with job applications. I haven't worked since 96. I can remember pretty much where I worked but not when and certainly not any supervisors,pay, or that stuff. And about half of mine are no longer in business either. Hopefully there are some understanding places that realize we had kids.
from funnypoops :
Then depraved er...deprived you must remain!
from hamlette2002 :
Christine, I must be feeling deprived of sex with you...you never put out! LOL!
from funnypoops :
Woohoo! You had a dream about sleeping with me! Does that mean you're feeling deprived of sex or time with me, or both? lol.
from funnypoops :
Well shit. I called and you're back at work. I love you so much and I hate to see you down. Call me or come over when you get the chance.
from funnypoops :
Okay. Despite looking EVERYWHERE to find Amanda's birthdate, I can't find it. However, I know she's either around our age or slightly older, so who says it looks stupid? So you're not 17. Who cares? You love your stripey stockings, and up until I talked to you just what? yesterday? you liked your eyebrows too. It's obvious you're feeling down, but don't let something that's given you joy be pushed aside because you feel you're too old for it. I love you and I'm getting off here so I can call you.
from jensanimals :
Hmm, Apparently you have not been around my diary....lol. I have had that template for a while now. About 3 months, I think. I am back now and will be trying to keep updated.
from funnypoops :
You can do it darling! I have faith in you and I know you know the material. Good luck!!!
from wastedday :
I don't know what is up with my diary. I tried to unlock it and I locked myself out! Try again later and maybe you will be able to get in. arghhhh
from thecrankyone :
thanks for the info, I knew any food could throw it off, which is why they didnt' do it yesterday as the cereal and Mt. Dew I had would have made it way higher than it probably really was. (that happened to a friend of mine in college, they didn't ask if she had eaten and ran the test the morning after she ate half a pan of brownies - needless to say it was off the charts). I didn't know plain water could throw it off. Last time (JUly) they took vials of blood (since they were also checking cholesterol, thryoid etc...) so hopefully they will do the same this time, as he wants to do full work up (most likely both blood and peeing in a cup). which should be fun as my veins like to play peek a boo..
from mom-on-roof :
You SHOULDA screwed the locksmith!
from mom-on-roof :
That's what always freezes me up, the NOT KNOWING. Make those calls Hammie, quit driving yourself crazy! Okay, now do me...
from funnypoops :
Heheh! Congrats on making the Dean's list! I'm so proud of you! Oh, and for getting all the rest of your homework finished! That should earn you some free time eh? And oh again...I'm so not a decade ahead of you lol...I've only got 7 squares finished! Love you!
from thecrankyone :
Okay that makes me nervous just reading it. I am one of those people whose veins like to play peekabo the minute anyone comes near with a needle, so usually unless I have a very experienced phlebotomist it takes forever to get a vein to cooperate. Thanks for the sweet messages the last couple days. F-M area in total is about 100,000 to 125,000 roughly, but I grew up in a town of 1800 people, so for me it is a large area. But things have gone from secure and comforable to more like MPLS (over 1 million) in the last few years as the meth problem in this area has reached insane proportions in the last couple years.
from sallydallydo :
L'il Squeezers. Heh. We had that last night too. I would have become the Instant Vanishing Phlebotomy Student. Either that or the Instantly Unconscious Phlebotomy Student. Remind me never to go into that field. Never. Good for Mercedes. Smart kid!
from funnypoops :
Ahhh! I'm a dufus too then! On the way over there I was thinking about it, and as soon as we got there it was erased by the Survivor drool that coursed down my chin. Sorry :P I was gonna tell you about Isis, but we had to take a road trip...well, turns out we didn't but pffft. Read my diary, I'll explain there.
from funnypoops :
lol! Hover your cursor over the link of my name. It's like some weird hammiepoops hybrid huh?
from sallydallydo :
Do you know that after I read this, a TINY BRUISE appeared spontaneously where I had my blood drawn a few weeks ago? You must have a voodoo phlebotomy doll or something...
from sallydallydo :
GAAAAAAAA! ::mental note: never fly out to visit:: The Marquis De Sade School of Bloodletting. Oh my. You are a FAR braver soul than I to let that girl within 20 feet of you after her being told to JAB IT. I would have set a new land speed record beating it out of there.
from mom-on-roof :
That is one of the most BIZARRE things I've ever heard of, they make you practice on each other with the NEEDLES!!! I'd have to drop out of school. I can't even read about such things without my knees doing that little buzzing thing and the black circle appearing behind my retina, threatening to take over. You're a better man than me, Hammie!
from hamlette2002 :
Mmmmmmmmm...he's pretty luscious in a kilt - why NOT a grass skirt?
from sallydallydo :
Ooooh! Pretty! You'll be in Hawaii...all Corey needs is a grass skirt and a spear.
from sallydallydo :
Have fun! This is the one you had to win your slot in the lottery to hunt, right? You've been looking forward to this one for quite some time. Bag a good one!
from funnypoops :
Have a great time schweetie! Hope you guys do well and the weather is tolerable!
from sallydallydo :
Wowsa! Congrats! We wanted to go, but my daughter got braces instead. :-\ I'll be thinking of you while gnawing on my unAnglo-Saxon diet. LOL
from funnypoops :
I'm so excited for you! Jealous as hell, but excited lol. I hope you guys have a really great time and I can just see you crocheting up a storm to make a bathing suit, a wrap and all sorts of other goodies before you go!
from funnypoops :
Ugh, god Hammie! I'd be sweating bullets about now too. My heart leapt up into my throat when I read your entry. $33 per? It amazes me what's legal, though I can understand that it's legal because of deadbeats and not people that genuinely aren't trying to screw "the man". (Gah, sorry...funny at the wrong time?) Anyway hon, I hope that things get worked out and they don't charge you all those fees.
from mom-on-roof :
Oh Hammie, thank you for that SpongeBob moment, your entry was making me so sad, I needed that! I love that, feeling such profound sadness, and then someone says something silly and the laughter bubbles out and it's such a relief.
from sallydallydo :
Thanks! There's a chapter in Knoxville. I've signed up for their message boards, awaiting approval. I had never heard of them!
from sallydallydo :
Yeah, it's typical to charge for records. They don't charge you if they're directly transferring them to another medical office. Stupid, but that's the norm. So do you just have to wait and see if it goes away, or can they do some sort of test to check if it's permanent damage?
from mom-on-roof :
Hey Hammie! I sometimes wonder if dentists take a special course in school titled "Arrogance and Keeping The Lowly Patient In His Lowly Place 101". Feckers. I did the music survey a couple days ago, mostly I listed silly songs from the 70's, because that is what I sing. I should say "sing". Not all of us are Karayoke DIVAS. Diva.
from mom-on-roof :
Godblessyourheart, with everything you're going through, and you take the time to stop by and leave me a kind word, you're the best, Miss Hammie! I hope your mouth situation is better soon, be good to yourself, you deserve it.
from bonnylisbon :
I accept your good look wishes, and I send some your way as well. School is so tough for me even though I love it, I don't know if that'll make any sense to you. Do well, and may the new year bring you.... everything you want.
from ruachadonai :
Please excuse the message, someone was attempting to make it look like you left a negative message in my comments.
from ruachadonai :
Um yeah, you are welcome to keep your comments to yourself considering you do not know the situation.
from jensanimals :
Thanks for the note. We actually had a very good day today.We spent the whole day together talking and having a good time. It was rather nice.He suggested a weekly thing of it. So, maybe, hopefully things will work out.
from bonnylisbon :
I'll figure out something, I'm sure of it...
from hausfrau :
It will cost me three bucks a month.
from thecrankyone :
ummmm bbq ribs... I love me some ribs. I've never been to Chilli's but I know the Bloomin' Onions at Outback are to die for.. I love me some deep fried onions..
from harlemrain :
All three of us are moving. The family I'm upset about leaving is my dad's side.
from thecrankyone :
oooohh pretty. I love shawls, I used to have a croched one with fringe that I bought second hand but my cat decided it was a good snack and chewed a hole in it. I can crochet a basic stitch but that is it. I never had the patience to go any further. I'd work an hour and then I'd get tired of it and never go back. The small detail work would give me a headache. I admire those who are good and can do it.
from harlemrain :
In all honesty the Captain as a rule can be fairly desent for a step-parent. He does have some major issues with himself that sometimes gets taken out on my mom and I, but since he finally realized he does need some help with it and agreed to try an anti-depressant, he's been almost nice to be around. A lot of what I write about him seems bad, but I use my journal to vent a lot, so the nicer things her does aren't always mentioned. At the moment he's in high jerk mode because of all the stress our family's dealing with. Should he be this way after we move, well I'll have to figure something out because I honestly don't have a lot of options here and I don't like the idea of being so far away from my mom. I do watch him though, especially with my mom. I'm probably too protective of her, my shes all I've had consistantly through out my life so shes very precious to me. Thank you for the concern and the note :)
from jensanimals :
Yuk.. I don't know. I hate these hours and doubt I ever will like them.lol I wish Jason could get the double time, but they don't apply that until after your 30 days. So he is going to miss it for Christmas. I think he might make New Year though.What sucks is I am sure he will have to work both. Blah. LMAO.. Yeah not mcuh need for the insulation unless you plan to rebuild. I need a bunch.. where are you at again? lol
from bonnylisbon :
thank you, I'll find my way.
from harlemrain :
Symbology... I like that. I may have to use that when I start school in Ohio. "Howdy, I'm Lauren from Kansas and I just loooves me some good symbology!"
from jensanimals :
I am betting someone at Target.com will not have their job much longer... The day before the "entertainment" link(as you so nicely put it) I had gotten a link for Marijuana for $25.59,with free shipping if you ordered $30 or more.And someone else got a link for a "Massager" Let's just say it was not for your back.lol
from harlemrain :
Def Leppard forever man! I have an entry or two from last summer about my following them for four concerts or so. That was awesome. I've started "Seize the Night" like three times in the past two years and just can't seem to get it read. I still have every intention to though. And to make this a three note catch up, no I haven't ever moved very far in my life. I've lived in pretty much every corner of Wichita (Kansas), so I'm born and raised here. I'm hopeful that making this move will help me gain independence too. :)
from bonnylisbon :
I just got your note, Happy belated Thanksgiving to you kind sir. Did you have a nice one? I hope hope hope you did.
from bonnylisbon :
That is very very kind of you to say, kinder then you will ever know. I'm trying to get back on my feet after being dealt a severe blow that I can't even write about yet, can't even say out loud. Writing used to help, let's see if it still does.
from harlemrain :
Thanks for the note and the interest. Iggy's much better now. If you don't mind, I may peek around your diary as well. *waves* Nice to meet you.
from justmouse :
thanks, doll! that's pretty close to what i'm looking for, the closest i've seen so far. unfortunately, i'm still too big for that particular size range. i take about a 22 in pants. dangit.
from theyknew :
thanks for visiting. If your child was hit with 50,000 volts, how would you react? neo
from iamafatgirl :
Hey, I just had this longggggggg note for you and then the stupid thingy ate it. Stupid system. Anyways, I'm sorry that I quit my diary just as you got started reading it...I have a new one, but it's all about Jesus, so wooooo!!! I love Jesus!!! Anyways, if you want the name to the new diary, then just feel free to leave me a comment or note on my old diary, and I'll email you the new name or something to that effect...if not, feel free to poke around the old one, you can quote me if you want...hahahaha!!! Anywho, be blessed!!!
from thecrankyone :
I've had the same problem since I've had Warren and in the last few years its gotten worse. When I have to go, I have to go NOW. IF I have to wait, I wet before I get on the toilet and feel like some kind of toddler. Same way if I have a big sneeze (sometimes), or alotof coughing. When I had whooping cough I was changing undies upto 4 or 5 times day.
from iamafatgirl :
I'm glad you liked my diary, sorry that it took me so long to get back to you...I've been very busy this past weekend! I hope you will visit it again soon, and leave me a comment when/if you drop by, because stuff like that makes my little heart happy!!!
from serenaville :
Found you through the 'Brady' comment in mom-on-roof's space. Thought that was cute, so I clicked. I'm intrigued. If you wonder why your stats spike in future, it's just me doing some archives diving. (Don't worry, I'll wear swimmies. :D) Take care!
from funnypoops :
If she looked at the grades you've been getting in that class, she'd KNOW that you have been reading your book. What the fuck is wrong with her? Phew. Okay. I'm done...but just barely!
from funnypoops :
Stupid tag-board :P I talked to Paul a bit this afternoon and things are a little better. I asked him if he appreciated me as much as when we first met and he said "More." Consequently, I asked him if he would show that he does a little more often and he said he would. We'll see. Not that my feelings were unfounded, but I wonder how much less that situation with Paul would have bothered me if I hadn't already been thinking of the "What am I doing with my life?" questions...
from justmouse :
omgosh...now, if someone who teaches that stuff can get shot in the friggin' leg...is it any wonder the thought of guns in the hands of STUPID people makes me shudder?? i'm not against guns...i'm just against stupid people with guns...it's kinda like drinking and driving, yanno? but in a sick way...that story was kinda funny. am i going to hell for snickering at that just a little? ;)
from groovyguru :
Absolutely well stated! Lead or be led. I like that attitude.
from thecrankyone :
I've had doctors like that, and I've stopped going to them because of it. I feel lucky that my current doctor is great about answering most of my questions or directing me to where I can find answers (in the case of insurance issues etc..). I would go for a different doctor if you aren't comfortable with this person. Treatment is much better when you have a doctor who gives a damn, instead of McMedicine..
from funnypoops :
I think tag board is down again. Ack! What a shitty situation. I really hope it gets worked out. $100 is a lot of misunderstanding!
from myyystic :
I just went to the tagboard site and it's down...that explains it.
from myyystic :
I don't normally bother with notes, but your tag-board is being total COCK today! I've loaded your diary about a dozen times, and about halfway through it comes up with a page cannot be found error. I know the page can be found because I fuckin' found it! The addy that shows when the error comes up is something about tagboard. Fuckers! Oh. I love you. And your list.
from chubbychic :
I'm glad I could make ya smile :) I sure hope your shoulder feels better soon!!
from sallydallydo :
Got chocolate...now where's that campaign?
from sallydallydo :
Woo-HOO! My first note! Thank ye kindly! Wish I could be there to whap your hubby with a length of clue-by-four, but the best I can manage is to upload chocolate thoughts and big hugs. I read The Phantom Tollbooth a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago, past due for a re-read. :) Have you read Eragon by Christopher Paolini? Hard to fathom it was written by a teen.
from wastedday :
No, Cody is not a cop, LOL. That will make me laugh for the rest of the month. Imagine, Cody the cop...uhh i dont think so. My other brother is a cop. Actually he is my first cousin, but being Native American we consider all first cousins to be our brothers and sisters. Cody is the drunk brother I mentioned in my latest entry!
from thecrankyone :
HEEHE, you noticed his lack of shower curtainness too.. Though I think much of his buffness is leftover from his stint as Ali... it certainly does look good on him.. as to what I do.. I currently work in cust care for a supplement company (well cuscare and order taking). We deal with stupid demanding people all day long, of all income levels. Its amazing how thoughtless and idiotic some people can be. Many people are great and fine, but it only takes a few morons to sour the whole barrel..
from thecrankyone :
LOLOL!!! Man these people sound the like the poster children for White Trash... scary part is I know of people like that... heck at work I spend part of my day talking to them.. I think the doctors dropped them all on there heads at birth..I don't know how else to explain it.
from hooterville :
It works, I tell you, it works! Can I please get some almond cookies and violation? Por favor?
from hooterville :
Produce? Oh, for fuck's sake! WHY CAN'T I READ YOUR DIARY?! Why is the world so UNFAIR?!
from hooterville :
It's a text download, but when I save it to file and click on it, it takes me to an empty web page. Sweet Jesus eating crackers in bed my computer sucks.
from thecrankyone :
The hormones may have you a bit sensitive, more so than usual, but it sounds like in this case you had a reason to feel upset, as both men were not being very responsible or respectful.
from jensanimals :
I guess you did miss something. lol. It is a way long story, but I am going to Ohio to be near my family and friends. Just to many problems here.Talk to you soon, I am leaving Sat morning and I'm not sure when I will get a computer up and running there.
from thecrankyone :
Sounds like a date to me. Now all we need is some great tv or rental movie to watch.. and somebody else to take the munchkins.. LOL :)
from thecrankyone :
((hugs)) there seems to be alot of it going around lately. I wonder if it (depression) is contagious. I know the other bug is going around too. I was sick for a couple days last week, but managed to work thru it, expcet I still have the cough and now Warren picked up and ear infection.. seems to be some sort of blue flu making the rounds.. ((((Hugs))) wanna share some Chocolate ice cream?
from thecrankyone :
Thanks for the sweet message. This parenthood thing is certainly not for the weak that is for sure.
from aliop33 :
well, luckily when we were up visiting her other test results came back and the dr told her it looked good and that she would have to come back for a test in a few more months. I don't know if this is good or not, I guess it could be both. I am assuming that everything is okay - and praying it's okay too. thanks for your help. megan
from myyystic :
It sounds like you guys had a really fantastic night. I'm so happy for you guys! It's nice to know that some marriages, even after 9 years, can be romantic and sweet! Huggggssss!
from funkydoodle :
The brother in law thinks I'm the cousin of his deceased wife because my biological mother pawned me off on another family member when I was born. I haven't gotten around to telling him and I see no reason to bring it up now. Too messy, I think. BTW... Happy orgasms to you!
from funkydoodle :
I can't remember how I got to your diary. Hmmm... But anyways, I thought I'd say hello :)
from aliop33 :
I know. I wish I didn't have to drive anymore. This morning some old bitch in a Mercedes cut me off. I had the mind to follow her to her destination and bitch her out, but it would have made me too late to work. But i'm still pissed off...
from almostaflake :
Hey there! Thanks for stopping by and saying HELLO! A fellow YARD SALER!! Hope you have an excellent DAY. I'd say happy Monday, but I'd be lying!
from mom2kendall :
Oh I hate it when other people mess up plans you've made! Congrats on quitting smoking!
from jensanimals :
Thanks for the note. I so know what you mean about needing friends. I moved to Alabama almost 2 years ago and the only person I have met here is the 85 year old woman next door.She was always telling me to come over and we could cook together.. Umm? Cook? No thanks. I can do that at home.lol Good Luck .
from mom2kendall :
Thanks for signing my guestbook! I'm glad someone else understands the dead relative and photo thing LOL
from thecrankyone :
Thanks for the lovely note. ((hugs)) sorry your hubby is being such a man.. I'll definately be back to read more.
from aliop33 :
yeah. it is hard making new freinds. after college my wife and i moved to florida from ny leaving all our friends behind. we have made a few freinds here, but no one like up in ny. mostly all our freinds here are guys and i'm used to hanging with women. it is different. our friends here are different. there we hung out with outspoken strong women, here we are hanging with old hippies. it is weird. i don't mind all the time, but i feel like i am missing out on really talking to people. about stuff other than politics or religion. i miss talking about girl stuff and fun stuff. sometimes i wish i didn't have any freinds, ever. then i wouldn't know what i was missing.
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