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Haven't seen you lurking around much lately, but thought I'd say hi. We're going to be in Ft Wayne next month, so I'll make sure I wave in your general direction across the border!

from tmb :

White chocolate peanut butter?!? I'm leaving for the supermarket now...

from queerme :

FIONA APPLE ROCKS! YEAH, BITCHES!

from flying-kiwi :

About getting no help when you want to buy something big...it's because the staff don't know enough about the products to actually sell you one and they don't like to admit it :o) Just watch for the staff that ignore you when browsing DVD's, they're the ones that know their stuff lol.

from treedancer :

i like the new blue layout, and the forsythia (?)looked great - snow included. ;)

from queerme :

Hank.. don't get pregnant in Vegas!

from flying-kiwi :

LOL! I wouldn't wear that shirt either am I AM a woman lol!

from treedancer :

ack! indeed; sorry about the leak/roof.

from tmb :

What a mess! Hope you get everything back to normal in the kitchen soon. At least the leak didn't soak - and ruin - the tea!

from treedancer :

aww, sorry to read you have been sick! and agreed, red bills - bleh. wouldn't be so bad if they sent 'em all sparkly or something. ;) the tea name? hrm. "god nectar?" no? heh...*grin.

from treedancer :

have mailed a couple of times - you doin' ok? *peers across the pond and through about 2 feet of snow...

from treedancer :

aww! thanks for the translation and the gorgeous pictures. sorry to hear that work sucked so bad (your email is still borked?) think the cookie-bakery idea is perfect! *grin.

from treedancer :

hope you have not collapsed in a christmas baking frenzy! just wanted to wish you and yours a very happy holiday and all the best for the new year. :)

from queerme :

Um.. it's been 16 days.. we're waitin' for an entry. Get yer snatch on it!

from treedancer :

{{hugs}} for your ibs too! well, not jsut for that. for you mostly ;)

from treedancer :

eh...will look forward to seeing you in 2008? just think, all sorts of things can happen between now and then: no guarantee the arse will stay in power, is there? ;)

from treedancer :

i really miss your updates.

from kstyle :

heard bush on the radio from chile the other day...he STILL says "nook-u-ler"....hehehe

from treedancer :

aww, thanks for that cooking help! greatly appreciated. soya yoghurt, is indeed *foul* - weapons of mass destruction I think. it does depend on the brand though? i really like the "provamel / alpro" (manufacturer) range- quite palatable. check 'em out here: www.provamel.com

from treedancer :

so pleased to see you updated. totally love your smiley jammies! :-D Ahh...holidays I think cause *everyone* to have a meltdown. What type of cookies will you be making?

from rockymtrangr :

Can you say "commitment ceremony"? We STILL haven't decided where we're registering, but as long as I send them an invite, they're still obligated to send a present, aren't they?

from treedancer :

aww, thanks for the really nice thought! chances are by the time the UK post delivered them (assuming they were actually delivered and not stolen by someone in the RM) they'd doubtless be past their BestBeforeDate. thanks though! :)

from treedancer :

wanted to leave a note yesterday, but crashes galore here. "nice pics!" :) hope all is well with you.

from queerme :

Black Power! *raises fist*

from treedancer :

<--having a dizzy week: to answer your question, the snowflakes were on a series of (postal) stamps that came from overseas. All different scenes, with figures in each one. They looked great! Plus, I do like snowflakes...:) Now. Where the hell did I leave my brain?! ;) I think the cat's been playing with it....

from treedancer :

I have tried a new tea...and it's delish! "apple and ginger" from here: http://www.onlynaturalproducts.co.uk/ ...they have a US importer too. ;)

from treedancer :

hiya - loved your recent entry about Dubbya. As for the hedge from hell, luckily for me, dad came and sorted it out.

from tmb :

Re your "Leftist Propaganda" entry - extremely well said!

from queerme :

I like that old kinda rock'n roll. The kinda music just mooooves the soul...

from jonathan29 :

Say it isn't so! I still love Panera Bread...the Asian Chicken Salad is the bomb. I'm sure I'll get sick of it sooner or later though. At that point I'll find a new place to be obsessed with. Perhaps Sweet Tomatoes?

from treedancer :

aww, Simon is simply gorgeous. As to Bush's latest speach fuck up - heh. good job he wasn't talking about butt doctors, eh - who knos what the hell he would've said?!

from treedancer :

well hey! thanks for leaving a note :) yep, we are getting some coverage of the demos - and I'm pleased to see that people *are* showing their feelings. I really hope that the optimism comes back.

from kstyle :

hiya! hey, check the fotolog link on my diary, it's a fun place to post pics. with the free account you can do one a day.

from treedancer :

*leaves you a cuppa tea* hope all is well on your side of the pond ;)

from kstyle :

oooh that's the best bush quote yet!

from tmb :

I switched from coffee to tea in the mornings a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, we don't have a good local source for loose tea here, so I buy a lot from uptons.com. Tea bags are definitely for emergencies only!

from treedancer :

awww, the mail was bounced again. :-| do you have an alternative addy at all? hope your day at work goes well.

from treedancer :

gah, i hate liars as well. too bad you can't set a polygraph test up in the office ;) thanks for mail - just tried to mail you back, but homtail bounced it..? will try and send it tomorrow. :)

from treedancer :

heh, "it-tard" *chuckle. loved your photos (although some borked links here -windows burps, nothing to do with you) - simon and hank are just gorgeous. awww. and that quilt! wow. did you make it? i think i will swim across the pond and steal both cats,the quilt and your fabulous violets! ;)

from kstyle :

great entry, and GREAT pictures! you have quite an eye, hank...ooh someone said that to me recently, and coming from the wrong person it can sound like code for gay, know what i mean? "hispanically"....hehe...take care, michael...oh did you se my vacation pics last week?

from treedancer :

i mailed you a couple of days ago and hotmail informs me it dind't send it, something about a delay? gah. damn thing. did it arrive? hope all is well with you :)

from jonathan29 :

Oooh, oooh..you bought a chillow? I hope you like the darn thing after I sang its praises. Make sure and let me know. IOh, and I loved She's Come Undone also....

from jonathan29 :

Honey, $30 is not too much to pay for a cold pillow. I'd go to Vermont and marry that thing if I could.

from treedancer :

you have a deal! wonder what the rate of shipping would be? ;) i bet TCWNN would just love one too. heh.

from treedancer :

chipmonks? awww. wish we had those here. :)

from treedancer :

thankyoukindly! ;)

from jonathan29 :

Lord have mercy....your entry is awesome. Sarcasm is a wonderful thing.

from treedancer :

heh, loved your jammin entry - made me laugh!! i am intrigued by the angel cake (and jam!), if you fancy passing that on for the site, feel free *grin. had similar incident with my mother and a gas cooker. heh. what is the link you are trying to make? lemme know the title and i'll mail you with how to fix it?

from treedancer :

bassetts have brought out "new" allsorts..."fruit" - with no liqourice at all. oh, the travesty!!! ;) hope all is well with you.

from treedancer :

goodnews on the job front! ;)

from treedancer :

sending you hugs and the calming vibe of a large mountain of chocolate. ;)

from pocket-pool :

Thanks for the tip! (and compliment!)

from treedancer :

hey! :) - yep agreed, it feels great. and on the other stuff - thankyoukindly! "about bloody time, no?!" *grin. hope all is well with you.

from rockymtrangr :

I feel ya on C&H, although Get Fuzzy eases the sting a bit. But still, I always related to the kid with the imaginary friends and great ambitions...

from jonathan29 :

I've been a grouchy bitch today too....maybe it's going around. And you don't like your steam cleaner? Hmmm....

from treedancer :

{{hugs}} i think there's something to be said for the effortless planting of a "ramshackle" garden. Plant up a couple of containers, let nature take over the rest and call it an English Country Garden. Ta-daaaaa! ;)

from fadeintoyou :

So...I lost my email account..and yer phone number.. (I drink alot..get offa me) so..call me!!! *hugs*

from treedancer :

hiya; just tried to reply to your mail, but it's been bounced back twice with a "failed to deliver" note?

from treedancer :

{{hugs}} - here's to a better day today?

from treedancer :

even the damn bugs are gettin' more than me! heh. you could try organic methods ways of zapping them?

from treedancer :

aww, thankyou for your support. means a lot. {hugs}

from jonathan29 :

LOL...interesting dream. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. :)

from kstyle :

i've never seen what ANY part of j29 looks like...he had pics linked once in a while, but they were gone by the time i got there. how 'bout bush quotes from now on...at least till november? that would be fun. you won't run out of material, that's for sure! come see my "art"? - michael (jonifags rule!)

from treedancer :

champagne breakfasts sound nice ;)

from treedancer :

yay, you're back. will await details ;)

from jonathan29 :

chris, you are a genius! I think that fake gossip is definitely the way to go. I can't wait! :)

from treedancer :

*sings* viva! las vegas ;)

from treedancer :

yay! i'm pleased she quit. good-oh. *grin.

from jonathan29 :

Isn't it fun trapping someone in their own web of lies? ha-ha! Good riddance to the woman. Now you need to help me get rid of the tattletale we have here....

from jonathan29 :

LOL...touch�. OK, I guess the series might be worth the cost of premium channels seeing as how I've spent $300 on all three seasons of Queer as Folk on DVD. You have a point. :)

from treedancer :

thankyou for the note :)

from treedancer :

he shot the deer?! what a shit. i love your view; sage - could you try and grow it as a windowsill herb mebbe? and thanks for the shortstack definition - mmmMMMMmmmm, pancakes!

from treedancer :

awww! thankyouuuuu. :-D

from tmb :

I've never watched American Idol, but I used to like that America's Hottest show or whatever it was called because most of the contestants would end up crying. Obviously everyone was going to be eliminated except the "hottest" person, and I loved the interviews with people who had just been voted out during which they ranted tearfully. I thought it was a scream - but then again, arrogant stupidity generally *is* pretty funny!

from treedancer :

ahh i see! thank you so much for taking the time to explain. :)

from treedancer :

heh. hello fellow midnight shopper.

from kstyle :

happy new year!

from treedancer :

100 degree with meat and fish comestibles? you're going to be so pleased you don't eat any of that crap - especially when your coworkers come down with food poisoning. and serve the bastards right for being so utterly annoying ;) {hugs}

from jonathan29 :

"Hover revenge" is awesome, isn't it? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

from treedancer :

those cookies look delish!

from jonathan29 :

OMG....your cookies look so good! I made some this year, and they look like they had been mauled by a pack of wild dogs. Merry Christmas to you!

from treedancer :

that view is wonderful! here's wishing you both a lovely christmas and even an better new year. :)

from queerme :

I am so classy.

from queerme :

I don't know which is worse: Being bound up or eating a canister of prunes and having to run to the toilet every 5 minutes. *cries*

from kstyle :

ugh, you're soo right...clay is creepy!

from treedancer :

yep, cold and frosty. no actual digging, just pruning all the trees and general tidying up. :)

from treedancer :

30 seconds or less, eh? i know how that goes. guess who has just knocked off a cyclamen? damn plants. damn them! ;)

from tmb :

I think I have that same teapot - little round glass ball, with the plunger in the middle to press down the tea leaves after you've finished steeping. I love it. Good choice - it is very cute and works perfectly!

from treedancer :

popped a mail via hotmail to you - but, farking thing has been a royal pain in the rear, so, despite no "it bounced" notification, I don't know if you got it? does that even make sense? i so need a cuppa tea ;)

from treedancer :

14 years-heh. ;) thankyou for the note. would you mind awfully if I e-mailed you tomorrow with some general questions about that kind of work, and an explanation as to why I'm interested, natch? ;)

from jonathan29 :

Thanks Chris...I figured if anyone could give me "hovering" advice, you'd be the man. :) Have a good weekend. I'll update later about how the party goes.

from treedancer :

awww, you're so nice. thankyou muchly, i appreciate it. :)

from jonathan29 :

Is Lil the one that wears the Boy Scout uniform? Every time I flip through the channels and see her, I want to take that bandana from around her neck and strangle her with it. Her fashion sense needs some help. Speaking of, did you know that Strangers With Candy is out on DVD?

from tmb :

Imagine how disappointed she would be to find out that the decorative objects aren't in the package! Good luck getting things unorganized... and urine-free <snicker>.

from queerme :

Jingle Bells, Hanky Smells *sings*

from mattygss :

When will the house-boy quarters be ready? *getting rubber thong*

from treedancer :

congrats on the new house and i hope you and R will be very happy there :) ouch for your burn. on inside drawers: eh....it was the same when i moved here - and don't even get me started on the cooker. dirty bastards.

from tmb :

Hey, congratulations on the new house! I hate, hate, hate the process of moving, though, so I empathize with what you are going through. Still, it will be worth it in the end, I'm sure. The living room photo is beautiful.

from treedancer :

good cosmic vibrations for you for your *stuff* - sending them your way at least. don't worry about attic doors - seriously. autumn leaves: ahhh, i hear you on that.

from treedancer :

aww, thankyou for that. :) dad paid the last one so i got a mini stay of execution - but new one in this week, will ask to defer.damn companies, heh. also, stuff going on i didn't want to share: i am conflicted; the diary has become too popular (god knows why!!! heh) - and perhaps not for the right reasons, y'know? eh, not making sense. need tea ;)

from treedancer :

pleased to see you back :) nice pics. even if the water did look a little high ;)

from tmb :

On the other hand, I was hoping to get to watch Miranda and the doctor have sex again, and I have a feeling this Steve development is going to stand in the way of that.

from kstyle :

oh, that's soooo odd, i saw that episode, i've been missing most of the current ones. i have a thing for steve, it's the voice, i think, or his mouth, i dunno, he's sure fine...he's MY friend, too!

from treedancer :

awww, sorry to hear it.i suppose you could always get a statue type of thing, not quite the same thing but... heh

from tmb :

Come on, get the other nipple done. It'll look great, a matched set.

from treedancer :

they are not destructive in terms of chomping through flowers and plants - at least, in my old garden which had much of both, heh, i never noticed any losses. they leave poop though, which has an Ewww! factor, but it's not that bad if you see what I mean? The trade off for that is that the lovely little fellas will chomp through slugs and such like, and those little bastards have caused me losses, so no sympathy for slugs from me. Curiously enough, so ducks love slugs & insects. I'll put that in an entry for you, in case I blow up the notes facility with this being too long ;)

from treedancer :

heh! bed blues -thought I was the only one to do that. I see I'm not. yay ;)

from rockymtrangr :

Sadly, I can actually relate to that. I've even been known to be so tired that I just pull the comforter over me and make the bed in the morning. Pitiful...

from treedancer :

aww, sorry to hear you are sick. i hope you feel better real soon. take care. :)

from jonathan29 :

I've been meaning to leave you a note and thank you for the note you left in my guestbook. You're the bomb. You're also my oldest friend here. Somehow that doesn't sound nice, but I mean it the nicest way possible. :)

from treedancer :

work woes, eh? sorry to hear it. sounds awful. pleased you are ok though. :)

from kstyle :

you make me all PUFFY down there...

from treedancer :

heh, naw not earplugs - great idea though: if they do it tonight, i shall launch a midnight assault involving several longish root veggies inserted into their car exhausts. muahahahha. *ahem ;)

from mattygss :

(re: yelling cut in your dreams) It's official, the demon possesses thy body *getting technicolor vomit and holy water*

from kstyle :

ho...bo.....hobo camp? hobo camp!

from rockymtrangr :

Deeeeeeeee-pending...on how you see a thing... You bring up some great memories when you bring up a Deee-Lite song. There are some areas of my life where the gay gene is lacking, but loving Deee-Lite makes up for SO much. I just wanna hear a good beat...

from treedancer :

that cat is huge (is it a diet thing or a hormone problem?)- but he *is* gorgeous. a good photo, made me smile. cats own us for sure. :)

from jonathan29 :

That cat is huge!

from mattygss :

*getting shotgun*

from treedancer :

dairy?! damn and blast. diary. it's DIARY. if i had a �1.00 for every time i typo'd that. eh....

from treedancer :

heh, i totally love your dairy - it always makes me smile, so thankyou for that. also, for your kind words. as for tan lines: heh. i noticed that my right forearm is slightly browner than my left - *boggle. then I realised it's 'cos of the sun beating through the car window.I wonder what the local police would say if i drove up the middle of the road, in an attempt to tan *both* arms? heh

from mattygss :

Please stop killing God's creatures :o(

from treedancer :

sorry to hear you had a bad day. here's wishing next week is much better :)

from rockymtrangr :

Hey Hank...sorry to hear you're not feeling up to speed. Trust me, recent events in my life have left me feeling exactly the same. Sometimes you've just got to wonder if it's all a conspiracy, or just dumb luck. But it IS a conspiracy...I just know it! They're hiding in the next cube, just WAITING for me to crack. I KNOW IT!

from italktowalls :

I can relate to your bird story. Last summer I found a pigeon that had damaged its wing and unable to fly. Cats are everywhere in my neighborhood, so I constructed this elaborate box for it to stay in on my porch. I was like a male version of Florence Nightingale. Then one day I came home to discover that my box was empty. How very saddened and disappointed was I.

from girl-aflame :

Aw, I'm sorry you had a bad day :-( but tomorrow is a new one with new chances to be good! I sympathize with you about the piercing.. I'm going to get my eyebrow done in a few months, and I'll bet it's going to hurt like a mofo... but I want to do it anyway. Beauty is pain, right?

from tmb :

Congrats on the piercing; of course you'll post a pic. Mine healed pretty quickly, as I remember, and the soreness didn't last long. Just beware the shoulder belt in your car. (Those soups sound incredible - I love melons of all kinds.)

from tmb :

I like the tattoo! I want one, too, but as usual I'm bogged down in indecision about what to get and where to get it. Good luck on the nipple piercing. That's my only pain-free stainless steel at the moment.

from treedancer :

heh! have a great time :)

from treedancer :

your place sounds great, chipmunks included. reminds me of the chevy chase film where the guy who looks after the golfing green attacks the ...what was it? not a beaver...hrm. can't recall now, but they attacked back: very funny film. i need tea.try not to worry about the weight loss - usual in early stages of IBS or other digestive erruptions - not always something bad. take care, k?

from jonathan29 :

I LOOOOOOVEEEE Strangers with Candy. Comedy Central should be ashamed of themselves for cancelling it. That made me sad. :(

from treedancer :

eh, the degree of discrimination (not just towards gay people either) in the states just boggles my brain. I'm not saying we don't have it here, but, it doesn't seem as rife somehow? Hypocrites all of them. Bloody people.

from queerme :

your "Zooin' it" quote made me giggle. I luvies my Hankie *squeeze* Don't ask why I'm still using my diaryland name. hehe

from treedancer :

hhe, your diary rocks - it makes me smile and that's a good thing! on no self control: understood. chocolate /dairy kills me - but tonight, there was chocolate cake for a birthday celebration. i'm dying.... but it was sooooo good! ;)

from tmb :

I'll pick you up for the pool party at 1. Remember, the only thing you need to wear is sunscreen!

from treedancer :

heh. Such a device would be sold out, i am sure of it. Mebbe we should start production? ;)

from rockymtrangr :

OMG...a Get Fuzzy quote! Now you're REALLY my hero!

from ohio21boy :

good job on kicking the coffee...I'm trying to give up the iced latte's, but I'm having a more difficult of a time...oh well

from treedancer :

heh, I don't know about excitement (although that'd be nice and something for me to freak out over) but I could do with a life! ;) Bacon...mmmm. Bacon's great. *grin. I'm pleased you're ok.

from rockymtrangr :

I'm finally getting caught up on all of my reading from the last week, so I thought I'd drop a quick note. I actually got to try a Cadbury Flake last week, and it was pretty good, if not a little messy. Glad to hear the condition is getting better...the less I see doctors, the happier my life is (as a rule). I know you like the lady singers, so I've gotta stress that you check out the Annie Lennox CD this week...comes out on Tuesday. And finally, your phobia of bridges brought out my phobia of light rail tracks. I KNOW that they wouldn't leave the track exposed if you couldn't walk on it while crossing the street, but that's never stopped me from hopping over it to avoid touching it. One too many "man falls onto subway tracks and dies" movie plot for me, I suppose.

from treedancer :

how's things with you? *peers.

from treedancer :

on the straight men thing? i'd agree with you. ratfinks the lot of 'em. pfft! ;)

from treedancer :

if the "condition" is food related, dairy products can be a pain in the arse, not to mention other places ;) take care of yourself.

from rockymtrangr :

Keeping my fingers crossed on the "condition". Hope it all works out. From the looks of your list, I think the only things you can eat are tofu and dandelion leaves, but I could be mistaken. BTW, for a good laugh (and I think you'd appreciate the sense of humor), check out juliusandfriends.com. There's a cartoon section, and it's pretty funny stuff. Just something to distract for a few minutes...

from kstyle :

hope it went ok today at the doctor's...michael

from treedancer :

greetings - hope the doctors goes ok: damn quacks ;)flower planting is good for the soul, even if it does wreck the physical body. *grin.

from treedancer :

gah - order more icecream i meant - but i suppose it could be trees too. :)

from treedancer :

pretty icecream - heh. indulge yourself. see it as a cosmic sign for you to balance out the disappointment for the trees. ;) order more. *grin.

from rockymtrangr :

Mmmmm...Red Robin. My guilty pleasure for the day was a birthday cake shake at Sonic. Tastes just like when my brother and I would take birthday cake the morning after, put it in a bowl, pour milk over it, and smash it down into submission. Nothing like pretty food to take your mind off of the trees, huh?

from treedancer :

i'm sorry about the trees. :(

from kstyle :

quoted you in my entry today - michael

from treedancer :

you have mail ;)

from treedancer :

i appear to have the Hand of Death in relation to my plants: killed off the spinach; the parsley murdered *me* by ensuring its own death was long and lingering, and it would appear that I've given one of the houseplants something known as "root rot" - ok that does it. I'm going plastic. :-/ Back to the parsley - the few seeds I flung *outside* and left to the mercy of frosts etc appear to be alive and green. Go figure.

from fadeintoyou :

When me and Shawn run out of drugs...Will you promise to shoot me?

from rockymtrangr :

Cleveland...is that up your way? Going to be there for four days next weekend. The one thing I have to do is go to the RnR Hall of Fame, which will be a few blocks away from my hotel. I'm a music geek like that...

from treedancer :

go ahead and write about it? i could do with some new inspiration in the plant department? ;)

from treedancer :

wow - thanks for your support. I'm sort of reeling from the nice things people have said - 'cos it was unexpected - and now I feel bad for freaking people out. Eh. :-| You're right about that last bit though. For sure. Thankyou.

from rockymtrangr :

"Baby The Stars Shine Bright" is one of my all-time favorite CDs...Tracey's got such an amazing voice to me. Have a great weekend, bud...

from rockymtrangr :

Woo hoo! EBTG! I knew I liked you for a reason...glad to see you've given Peggy a little rest. And I can completely relate to getting pissed about the start time at the movies. I now plan on being there 15 minutes longer than whatever the running time of the movie is. We're just prisoners...

from queerme :

I, *duh duh dunnnn* I just died in your arms tonight.. *duh duh dunnnn* Must'a been somethin' you saaaaiid.

from tmb :

Happy birthday! Now you're officially an adult - or something like that.

from treedancer :

Happy Birthday :)

from rockymtrangr :

Happy Birthday, ya big lug! You don't look a day over...well, I don't know WHAT day look like you might be under. Enjoy it!

from jonathan29 :

Happy birthday big boy! Go out and have some fun tonight...

from treedancer :

wow, that mix sounds lovely, thankyou. Snowdrops are so pretty. Although I love autumn and winter more than any other season - the next few weeks are great. There is a wood near me: the bluebells will be up soon and when the sun shines through the trees, in dappeled light - it looks magical. :)

from treedancer :

Eh, must be something in the spring air where printers decide they shall all borkle. Maybe it's some kind of underground movement? ;) What colour are your butterfly bushes?

from rockyraven :

idiot-milk is onto us too!

from rockyraven :

omg you crazy biatch! i was gonna write about freedom fries too cuz my spamish teacher talked about that today!

from jonathan29 :

Well at least you're not turning into your mother like I am!

from captivated- :

lol your diary is great stuff!

from treedancer :

I hope you are feeling less sore today. On different nods - you are so right, heh. Made me laugh and I needed that. Thankyou. :)

from rockymtrangr :

Mmmmmm...baked ziti!

from rockymtrangr :

Love me some Missy...you go on wit' yo big yellow self! As for the "houseguests", you're a better man than I!

from kstyle :

oooh, i LOVE "gossip folk"! - michael

from tmb :

So, with this new digital camera, where are the XXX photos? ;-)

from fadeintoyou :

I want to take a cute picture of Paco and put it on my diary.. *whine*

from rockyraven :

layout...aaah...i bow to the layout

from rockymtrangr :

Recently found your diary, and I'm diggin' the writing style. Feel free to check mine out and let me know what you think. Thanks for the entertainment!

from fadeintoyou :

I've always wondered...is snail pee warm? And..is there alot of it, or just a lil tiny bit? Heh.

from marn :

You have no idea the comfort I'm taking from the realization I'm not alone in this, eh.

from dazedboi :

sorry about roscoe... that sucks :( when i told schnookums the news, he asked if he could have his things... however, paco was crippled with saddness. :(

from treedancer :

I'm so sorry to hear about Roscoe.

from treedancer :

Just saying "hi" and that I like your sense of humour. ;)

from queerme :

The pink 'n green are hurting my eyeees.. TAKE IT OFFFFFF *blood*

from mattygss :

No no no silly...when you're a twinky having an affair, your counterpart is your UNCLE, silly. *giggle@causing trouble*

from queerme :

Um..I lovies hank *smooooooooooch* I was thinking of calling you Pappy or Paps.. but I think that sounds too much like Pap-smear. Or however it's spelled. Papa!

from mattygss :

...thank you sir, may I have another? *WHACK*

from kstyle :

oooh, thanks for the simpsons and joni news...did you ever get hold of "love junkie"? hey, my birthday is april 11th., when's yours? - michael

from tmb :

Who are you calling kinky? Now bend over, I need a place to put this fist...

from fadeintoyou :

Shawn just pointed out the fact that you haven't left me a note yet. I don't know if it was one of those "haha..he left me a note..he must like me better" things..or not. Could you do something about this situation please? hehe.

from jonathan29 :

Chex mix is the bomb.

from tmb :

So where's the photo of the new coif?

from kstyle :

might i suggest "love junkie" by robert plunkett? a hilarious book...might be a little hard to find, but well worth it.amy seraris is supposed to be developing it into a movie...

from tmb :

Poor Carmela! She should have just had sex with Father Phil way back in Season 1; maybe then she wouldn't overreact so drastically to a simple little phone call....

from dazedboi :

oh you bitch... nice comment. you'll get yers someday. lol

from tmb :

Just for the record... even though I'd still eat at Artie Bucco's, er, restaurant any day, I'm seriously thinking about turning myself in to Agent Harris.

from mattygss :

er...BouffantS

from mattygss :

Don't knock Bouffant...some of the best lovers have em...*messing hair with hairpick*...BTW...I ONLY SPILLED MARTINI ON A TINY PILLOW, OK!?@?!?!@

from kstyle :

thanks for spoiling survivor for those of us on the west coast, buttmunch...grrrrr! brian looks like kenny loggins circa footloose, plus he was in playboy channel soft-porn...those short-shorts! saw a little bulgie once...and i heard sk8tr robb might pose for playgirl. yum? as long as we don't have to hear him speak...

from tmb :

Agreed about Brian's hair; it's just so, well, wrong. And I'll fight you for Artie Bucco, unless we can be civilized and share.

from mattygss :

I just noticed...homer's teeth are yellow on your diary...is this regular Mr. queen of Simpsonian trivia?

from kstyle :

i changed the jonifags lyric quote again...it's fun!

from codonk :

pee on me!

from kstyle :

i see little yellow men...everywhere...SOMEBODY'S BEEN BUSY!

from kstyle :

um, i hope you don't own any firearms, hank...i know some people need to be taken out of their misery, but just remember, prison isn't as much fun as OZ makes it out to be.

from kstyle :

hank, i changed the lyric in the jonifag thing...gotta keep it fresh (and mysterious for those non-believers out there) - michael

from mattygss :

...WELL WELL WELL...Bunni made the favorites in your profile...but I DIDN'T!?!?!?! HMMMMMMMMM?!?! (Spongebob voice) HMMMMMMMMMM ?#@#?$?@#$?@#$?...well...hmmmm...lol...er...She updates once every two years...I think you should put me back. I promise to keep words like nigger and jew spick or wop out of my diary. And no more God talk...me promise... *sad face* Until then, *removes Hank link from profile in retaliation* LOL@12yo girl drama

from fadeintoyou :

well..i was gonna leave you a neat little note, being all cute and stuff, but i see kstlye beat me to it, about 45 notes ago. DAMNIT! I guess I'll havta talk to Kevin instead. *grrr*

from kstyle :

i'd like to measure your hankster...haha! what'd i do wrong? isn't this what the notes are for? what's the diff? email, notes, g-books...wow, matty loves me to death? who knew? so, are notes only supposed to be about stuff in the diary? i never said i knew what i was doing....later, michael

from mattygss :

...It's 1:40pm Oct 19...I'm going to workout...when I come home I'm gonna take a big dump, shower...and check your diary...If you don't have a new diary entry, the toilet isn't the only one who's gonna have a mouth full of my shit...lol

from mattygss :

Don't get me wrong, Kstyle is great, I love Kstyle to death...but... Hasn't Kystle ever heard of e-mail? Stop posting here *smack* LOL@harassing other note leavers

from kstyle :

hope you will put a dot on my map...i put some joni lyrics on it...AND i grabbed the silver/blue joni pic for my desktop from jmdl..so purty! - take care, michael

from kstyle :

oh my gosh, i'm sitting here reading, and you describe the VERY outfit i'm wearing! i'm not quite sure what to do...actually, across the bay in hippietown, they had the all-species parade and festival...will see if i can trade you a couple hippies for...no, wait, we have white trash here too...nevermind. - MICHAEL

from mattygss :

Don't listen to him...racoons make some of the best lovers. Whatever happened to Richard Gere?

from plankton :

You do NOT, NOT, NOT want to extend a hand to those cute little raccoons. They will take over your life. They will take over your house---and then you will have to arrange all the elements of a raccoon rave party to evict them. You'll have to play loud music, shine bright lights on them, and then try to make them sniff ammonia. Signed, Someone Who Has Learned the Hard Way

from kstyle :

well, hejira is a real touchstone for me...it's as close to a "perfect" album as i can think of..i don't have anything before "blue" - shameful!..and i thought wild things was her first clunker..chalk mark was one i never got into...i seem to be the only one who loved dog eat dog..i know it's very "80's" sounding..love mingus, too. her work with jaco was so original.. don't really dig her doing standards..did you get that biography? sounds good... gotta get a cd of don juan...only joni could make pissing in a parking lot sound joyful! cheers,- michael

from kstyle :

all those joni lyrics got me missing the ol' gal...gonna load up my 5-disc and let her play all day on my days off, and do some much needed housecleaning...thanks for the motivation. - michael

from pantybrains :

i faked an orgasm on my site. i mean, i pretended i was you and signed my own tagboard. i just wanted to be upfront with you.

from kstyle :

those weren't miranda's nipples! i saw her on letterman or conan and she said they were prosthetic boobies! sure looked real.. sjp has it in her contract that she doesn't have to expose her ta-ta's, or so i heard. loving the diary! cheers, michael

from mattygss :

I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING LEFT OUT OF THE RECOMMENDED READING LIST! I SPIT AT THE LIST! I FART IN ITS GENERAL DIRECTION! *SPITTING*...*FARTING*...YOU SMELT IT BABY...YOU SMELT IT FOR REAL.

from queerme :

It's always good to check out your diary & see what I'm in for when I get old. hehe. I have a feeling that one of the diaries mentioned by the first person that left a note (by the semi-literate teens) was in reference to mine ;o) But, oh well. Luv ya Dad!

from monfisch :

You haven't sunk THAT low. I also list the nicknames of my cats. Okay, maybe that is low. Like your diary. Peace

from tommy71301 :

I ran across your diary from the guestbook of jonathan......i haven't read all of but i like your style....so i will read more.. later.....hugs from deep inside of louisiana.... Tommy

from kittay :

hey hank, i tried to email you earlier but aol said you wouldn't accept it.. i saved those images in a dland gold account and tried to show you the locations, but oh well. hope you get them to work for you again soon anyway.

from mckay68 :

...I really can't believe you have no notes here yet! So, I searched "Toledo" and read probably forty f@$*ing terrible journals kept by semi-literate teens, and just as I was about to pack and get the hell outta here, I found yours. Toledo is redeemed in diaryland. It has been wonderful spending the past hour reading yours...thought you might like to know. Sincerely, 33yo stay at home mother of 6 month old....who lives...guess where? P.S. I love Joni, also, as well as David Sedaris, although I really have more of a crush on his sister.

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