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from anisettekiss :
COOL! You know we miss you, right?? XOXO
from anisettekiss :
Are you on vacation??
from anisettekiss :
Yeah. I just left that on my OWN note page...
from anisettekiss :
frozen tube sock
from anisettekiss :
This is fun! Aren't we SO witty!?
from anisettekiss :
frosy jock strap.
from anisettekiss :
humid knickers. *giggle*
from anisettekiss :
LOL. Wah wah wahhhhh. Tepid boxers.
from anisettekiss :
No YOU"RE hot. I'm naked right now. At work. Okay, I'm not naked... but I am under my clothes.
from bigpimpinmba :
Hey, what was the "Next week, Molars" reference? It sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
from bigpimpinmba :
I only let my wife sleep in my bed so that I can cop an unwanted feel while she is sleeping. And to be able to slap her and blame it on my "not knowing what I was doing". Yeah right.
from ubergrrl :
Actually, you would be correct, in describing my clitoris as one of "Boston's Finest"... if I still lived there. Unfortunately I haven't lived there since 2001. ;) flick..flick.....flick........ahhhhoohhhhhhhahhh.
from anisettekiss :
Hee hee. That was fun. I can't wait for the next question! P.S. You're still a terrific counter in my book, Bebbeh.
from banefulvenus :
Love your work...
from anisettekiss :
Oy! get over here and tell us how your weekend was! I did. You should too.
from anisettekiss :
"Do you smell what the Dusty is cookin'?" LOL. I am still laughing! Ah thank 'ee looks deeed sex-ah! (How the fuck do you type a Scottish accent!?)
from kristintracy :
i WISH i were getting a beehive. then i could go work at IHOP. but seriously, i'm just getting a trim. i just drank a full-sugar dr pepper. countdown to spaz mode: 5, 4, 3...
from anisettekiss :
*sigh* How horrible for you! I feel like I'm waiting for someone to surprise me and out-do the way JD made me feel. I felt so excited and scared whenever I saw him. Until I find that, I'll continue talking dirty to my guy pals on line. It makes me giggle and blush the way JD did.
from plopphizz :
Hi hotcarl. I am also a P.T. casuality. Funny stuff here. Your path keeps crossing mine, but we have never been formally introduced. I'm Plop Phizz. I do believe the closest we came to communication is when I commented that P.T.'s recent drawing features a kid with a broken neck and you commented on a Very Brady Christmas. Again, funny stuff. Look, you have an obscure grasp on the moronic and crude. That�s a compliment, b'wah. I would be honored if you would check out my survey. Nothing more, you will not be pressured, you will not have a psychotic salesperson trying to sell you an adjustable bed. Keep up the good work. -- P.P.
from anisettekiss :
Pretentious? No. Sexy. Yes.
from anisettekiss :
A-ha! I like that! That's why I asked. I wanted ideas from other brains. Mine is one-track - In person, with baby oil and the game Twister.
from anisettekiss :
Hardy-har-harr. I meant how do I get naked WITH my Diaryland friends. Like a together thing. But thanks for letiing me know how to get naked by myself. ;)
from anisettekiss :
RE: "McFry! You fired! I love flashback's and obscure 80's movie references. You rule the school!" It happens to be my all time favorite quote from a movie. Thanks for noticing! XOXO Naked time! *smooch*
from anisettekiss :
You're on the fast track for a spankin' and I don't care who knows it. xoxoJenna
from anisettekiss :
*squeal* Bald is beautiful... have you beenr eading my diary!?
from anisettekiss :
Sweet! Being called HOT by hotcarl makes my millenium! XOXO Naked time!
from anisettekiss :
Hey! You could use another note! xoxo AnisetteKiss And thank you for the sobering tribute to our soldires. Truly.
from jimmysworld :
Well at least we know where you stand with that. I will plunge into you "life" (diary) later. Today I head home.
from jimmysworld :
... (how's it feel?)
from kristintracy :
I come to you via The Tornado's comments area. Then I saw you with Nelly on your profile. GOOD GOD, I love Nelly. I am almost as addicted to Diaryland as I am to Country Grammar. That song never gets old. I might just have to listen to it right now. ~kristin
from jesbohn :
: ) as it turns out, i like a lot more than i dislike. but who wants to read about what i like. thanks for addign me. -jes

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