messages to iambucket:
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from iambucket :
Yes all, for a few reasons I have decided to close this journal. If you would like to know the new site I have just leave a note here as it will go thru to my email and I will email you the new site name. See you around and I look forward to seeing many of you again!
from hissandtell :
So Bucketland is closed for business? Locked up, even? Where are you, dollface, and why are you being so cagey? Please let me know when you start writing here again ... OR ELSE. Lotsa love, R xxx
from boxx9000 :
♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAy ♥
from her-story :
BUCKETTTTTT.... damn woman, where are you?
from crotchety :
Aww, yer shorely welcome. We're reel happy you come to read now and agin. Yer one of our faverite peeple!
from boxx9000 :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
from coffeegrind :
Glad to hear your surgery went well. Now get better and get your butt back here - we miss you!
from thecrankyone :
Hope all is well with you. Poolie mentioned you'd been sick, glad to hear you are well again. My prayers are with you, whatever you are going thru.
from coffeegrind :
Hey! I know you moved and all but when are you coming back here?
from giannarazi :
I wanted to leave you a note of thanks. Thank you for being my friend. I have enjoyed our friendship. Most importantly, thank you for allowing me to be apart of your life. Yes, we may only be friends online, but as another buddy said, "Friends are the family you wish you had." Something like that anyway and I wanted to thank you for your kindness and respect. Please know I love you! **Hugs**
from passngstranj :
Thanks, I did throw the old stuff out! And the new ones were nice -- I will hold you to that offer of fresh java and conversation one of these days :)
from f-i-n :
what a sweet little pooch!
from radiogurl :
Helloooooo!! I an SOOOO glad to see you out and posting again! *Hugs* Email me and tell me all about your wonderful new job, or call me, or let me call you - oh heck, I've missed talking to you, LOL! I am sorry about the stomach bug and hoping you're doing better now.
from her-story :
Did u move to the moon? Where ARE you?
from candoor :
dear bucket, missing you I come to shout out Merry Happ New Year and send you hope that 2006 will be your most fun and rewarding and beautiful year yet :)
from bindyree :
I just wanted to say happy 2006! I'm glad you're on my Buddy List! ♥
from boxx9000 :
MERRY DECEMBER 25th 2005!!!!!
from juxpalma :
My dearest Amy, I am so glad that we have met online. You have brought me countless hours of joy and happiness and have diverted me from thinking sad thoughts. You are too funny, too much girl, you really are. I hope someday to meet you. It feels like I know you forever. Thanks with helping me thru this time of Terry's death. I know we all will never forget him and I know he is watching us with amusement he always had. Tho it is hard for me these past weeks, I am getting along well, with the help of you, Mikki, and Karyl. You three are the funniest and best girls online...we really have too too much fun,,and i am ever so greatful to all of you. It's funny how you pick up on things and we all make fun of one another you tokie hoe..lol..leave my darn tokies,,,please..I am finally getting a stash once again, only to spend on my mini,,lol.. I really came here to say Thanks and to say you are one of the sweetest people online..and get your ass to NY one day ...boy NY will be in trouble then!!!! lol see ya later..don't forget..midnight...love ya B..wishing you all the happiness in the world. Palma
from her-story :
Thank you buckey... *grins* I feel special being pinned by ya.
from seekingme :
Howdy! Glad to see you back. I admit I haven't had time to keep up with your entries, I will try soon, but hope all is going well with you.
from candoor :
you are very strange and I like that (and you met Hissy?... sheesh, now I'm jealous:)
from wench77 :
mwahahaha!! Dolled up? Well, I admit, I pulled my jeans on, stuck my birkenstocks on my feet, and shoved a handkerchief over my pillowhead. oooowoooo!! I am not sure I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes before I answered the door. Dang, I was a DOLL!!!! :D
from her-story :
I have the SAME BOOK... read it years ago. You'll love it because it'll totally unnerve you at times... it's amazing what we learn in school...
from sanchezcafe :
Obsessed with ya hair and Survivor. Survivor is great. They should make a Celebrity Survivor;Yep seeing Gary Coleman and Flava Flav fighting over water would be funny. Hope you continue to like ya hair or don't. Ya choice -Sanchz
from giannarazi :
I have attempted numerous times to get my thyroid checked. They have done it every time I asked, but no proof so far. I really believe that it could be my thyroid, but no real proof unless I go to the doc on Tuesday and he says it is my thyroid. I don't know what they check for with thyroid blood work. I really can't say too much since Medicaid pays for it all. I have suspected my thyroid being a source of trouble for years, but was never able to get it pinpointed or treated. *shrugs*
from her-story :
Ok ok ok... If you REALLY want me to clap when you pee, I will. *CLAPS* hehe
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Ms Bucket: I can always be reached at [email protected]
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning Ms. Bucket: I have tried leaving comments on your comment section on 3 separate occasions to no avail, apparently it doesn't like me :-( Anyway....I love your little Ipo, my God Ipo is beautiful and it flys too! Sorry to hear of Ipo's mid-air Collision with the Door...fret not my Dear for I have a solution DA DA TA DA! Doggie Helmets! Oh yes they do have them, I have seen them myself. They are like little bicycle helmets with cut out earholes for doggies. Now one must consider they probably weren't made for flying pooches but I'd think they might come in handy especially when Ipo takes to the air. To bad they don't make little parachutes for aerobatic Canine's such as Ipo :-)
from arc-angel666 :
Good Morning MS. Bucket: Thank you for adding me to your Fav's list. It seems we have number of the same friends, all are indeed good people. I have started to get to know you by reading your diary, You are very clever and witty and overall your diary is very interesting, if its okay I shall continue to read your diary. Even though I really don't know you I do feeling bad knowing what you went through. That was quite an experience fortunately you survived and I have to say reading your entry entitled Booty call was very funny. I am looking forward to getting to know you...I do have a question though,I hope this isn't to personal but what the story behind your Dland name i am bucket? Opphs sorry where are my manners My name is Michael I am very pleased to meet you :-)
from seekingme :
Hey chickie! I love ya for your note! :) Thanks. And I'm emailing you the password.
from boxx9000 :
You are a NUTT!!! I OH, I so LOVE the notes you leave for me. They make me giggle. (and I need that) heheheheheheeh! THANKS.
from giannarazi :
Hey!!! I send the email your way. Enjoy the whap slap penguins. (:+D)
from seekingme :
Welcome back to the land of the updated! Thanks for your note. It's funny at bowling on Friday, I threw a gutter and I turned around and said..."Oh Poop!" Eagle laughed to our teammates and said, "That's my baby...POOP is her bad word!" lol Glad to see you back, sorry about your grandma. I know how hard it is. My mother lost her ability to remember people before she died.
from hissandtell :
Oh bucketcakes...oh bootsypie...I miss you! Please email me, leave me a note or just bloody update, alrighty? (I took you off my buddies' list the other day to give you a slap-down shake-up turn-around, missy - please let me know when you come back and I'll, um, re-insert you...I mean re-instate you, of course) All my love, R xxx
from sanchezcafe :
Yep how you doing,JamBucket? Haven't been here in awhile. The place changes but I stay the same. Go figure. Keep being you. Your freind, -Sanchez
from divacowgirl :
Thanks for the note. You haven't even seen the worst of the trailer, so stay tuned. At least I can say it's not mine. It's permanent at the campground.
from boxx9000 :
you are too funny. That honey pot coffee mug is really YUCKY. I would never be able to drink out of it. I'll send you more info (date and times) as soon as I know more. Ok? WhEeeeeEEEeeeeEEeE!
from hissandtell :
Oooh, miss bootsie - a tickle-fest? Yum. Hey, I'll even tie myself up for that! Love, R xxx
from seekingme :
Knock, knock.....anybody there??? Miss you. How's Portland?
from wench77 :
done! :D
from seekingme :
Thank you friend! :)
from dragprincess :
clicked on you through seekingme's diary...and i'll be reading more.....
from giannarazi :
You ain't kidding about the CD gods taking over, lol. Sometimes, it's freaky how God sends messages or even the Angels too. And you are SO right about the bruises. I understand totally. I am taking my B vitamins again. I hadn't taken it in a few days because I forgot to take it to the mates with me.
from seekingme :
I so want to be in Portland with you! Ugh! Please take some pics for me, k? Go see Omzi (if it's still there) and Pioneer Square! You'll love em.
from nicim :
thanks ever so much for adding me to your "read" list. for some reason, it's not an active link. thot you'd like to know. Love reading you!
from im2evil4u :
I can do water. Thanks, that will help I'm sure - one of those sports bottles so that I can suck on that instead of a cigarette.
from giannarazi :
**Hugs** Thank you for your comment. I must admit I'm a bit floored. I'm not really sure how to get back any innocence that I lost, when they've been taken from me since a young age. But I will be thinking on that and trying to figure out how to get it back. Thank you. No one else ever said anything that positive or hopeful before, so I deeply thank you. *Hugs*
from seekingme :
Hey now, all your entries about my favorite city in the world are making me very homesick! Also, I've emailed you twice now are you getting them? Glad you're back online!
from nicim :
You are so funny! I moved from St.Louis to Chicago to LA to St. Louis to Washington DC over the past few years. And only in DC, where there are no signs, and a city built in a CIRCLE with crosses (supposedly to keep out the British) did I get consistently lost for almost a year. Even now - 15 years later - I carry a map in every car.
from bluemeany :
I found you in Hissie's comments section, and I will, of course, be back!
from giannarazi :
what breed is the lovely dog in your picture? it looks like chihuhuhua (sp?) but it could be a mixed breed. I ask because my dog, before she died was very similar to this one in the picture.
from goldieknox03 :
portland? as in oregon? my homeland. My favourite place. IF so, you are one lucky bastard. I envy you.
from sanchezcafe :
Yep:Good luck. Gonna miss ya until you come back. But when you come back I expect a loooong entry. When you return have a burger on da house. God be with ya. -Sanchez
from im2evil4u :
I couldn't have said it better myself - thanks. Good luck with the move and looking forward to your return.
from seekingme :
I am so jealous. I love Portland. I grew up there from 1972 to 1980. Wondeful place. Have fun!
from hissandtell :
Huh? I'll give you SPORADIC ENTRIES, my dear! (With or without long gaps of time in between: your choice.) Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Where's my bootiful bucketboots? Come back soon, please, darling! Missin' you already. L, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Oh, bootsie, you know I love you the most (but don't tell the others). Smooches, R xxx
from volleydahl :
people are all hypocrites. they sit blaming others for the problems that exist so they don't have time to see it's their own damn fault. if over half of marriages end in divorce, isn't that damaging? if gay couples are willing to put in the extra work and time that it takes to start a family then obviously they care. everyone is so blind. cheer up.
from biodtl :
OMG - people suck! Preventing gays from being foster parents? That's crazy - especially considering the wonderful system that's already in place. I blame Dumbya.
from chaosdaily :
just so you know, i have nothing against homosexuals... its their life, and we are supposed to be living in the land of the free.. so why arent people free to do as they choose?
from her-story :
See? I told you I don't shock easily. *grins* It was fun chatting... I would've sent ya a message last night, but I was dead woman walking. And, don't worry... I care barely remember dinner last night... my shortterm memory is fried... too much studying. :)
from kitchenlogic :
Nice try. Like I would ever trade good chocolates for Twin Bings. Missy, I know Twin Bings. I've even been to their birth place (Sioux City) and I gotta tell you, they are no trade for Art Is Anal chocolates! Good luck getting rid of those things!
from acaldwell :
heres a deal! google free templates for diaryland, and take a run thru the list. there are many nice templates to choose from, and many with a click here and a click there, and presto chango, its done!!
from radiogurl :
Please pardon my lack of cohesive thought. I worked late and am semi-comatose. I saw my mother lose her ability to speak and function in any kind of normal capacity. She was still sharp mentally, though, right up until the end. If I had to choose, I'd choose for her not to have known...
from wench77 :
It's strange that you say that the new pope is against Jean Paul II's thinkings... I have read that he was the one who most carried out JP's dictums on anti-homosexuality, anti-women priests etc. JP was good at reaching out in Poland, to other Christian denominations, to the Jewish and Muslim churches, but also was anti-change re gays, condoms, abortions, women, and against the liberation theology in Central America, removing church personel there who tried to help liberate the people from military dictatorships. So JP was in some ways a breathe of fresh air, and in other ways horrid, and apparently the new pope was his right hand get-it-enforced man for his policies. No big changes towards more liberal or progressive policies. Hmmm.
from wench77 :
Oh, sorry, hookah tobacco... did you click on the link? Also I added some more while you were reading it... sorry. Go back and read the rest, and click on the links. tah!
from poolagirl :
Delighted to read this entry, dear. Bravo!
from iambucket :
note of clarification to Her-Story....forget the catholic part of the title, lol. That was by default in baptism when I couldn't speak for my own wishes! FAR from it!!
from her-story :
Awww bucket... OK OK I relinguish the OLD title so that you can remain a... non-man-loving-not-very-sane-Catholic person. (Deal?) I was feeling old b/c today I was creaky... like Rice Krispies... that and the fact that in 8 days I'll BE oldER... sniff sniff
from acaldwell :
hiya bucket! i am art, and lone conspiritor of the daily drivel! i am a pal of poolagirls, and i just found your site thru her comments!!! im gonna add you to my "a" list of charactors, and i update daily with drivel, thats why i call my site the daily drivel!! hava slap happy day!!
from hissandtell :
Gosh, you sound like a Vision Splendid, darling. I'm sorry I can't comment on much more, because I found it awfully hard to concentrate on anything beyond the nipple-sucking-mother story. I'm sure you understand. Love, R xxx
from biodtl :
Yay for the the quitting smoking - good luck! Your lungs and all us non-smokers salute you!
from her-story :
Ok, so I haven't been online that often the past few days... the idea of having to plug in EVERYTHING on my laptop just to get online is a bit... well... annoying. However, undaunted, I drag myself to the kitchen table, convinced that I'd see how your visit with poola is going... and what do I read? A picture? Of you? At Poola's diary? Hmm... so, I go there, hoping to see a picture of this evasive bucket I've read so much about... only, there's no BUCKET PICS... and it's left me feeling... empty. :(
from kitchenlogic :
Thanks for the visual of you standing outside some Iowa hotel, smoking your ciggie! You kids keep on having fun!
from wench77 :
yo! What great grandparent memories you have! I never knew a grandfather... my parents both lost their dads as kids/teenagers. How wonderful to have such an inside joke with your gramps...I hope you have an excellently fun and enjoyable visit. And good luck with your template. What a weird freaky thing and drag is that?!!
from radiogurl :
I'm curious - you said you missed me... Are we discussing reading of diaries or past lives?
from im2qt2kr :
Hey Ms. Bucket..I've tried to email, but it wouldn't go through. I've missed you my sweet pal-o-mine. Email when you get a chance Sweetie. I'm working on an entry, buttt....slow. My template also went bonkers so I switched to a different on...well, this one has problems too. Luv Ya! Big Hug.
from radiogurl :
I apologize for being so slow to come and check out your diary - I only had time to skim through it this afternoon as I'm trying to get things sorted out and ready to pack - but wanted to let you know how much I appreciate your encouragement. Every word helps!
from her-story :
Awww honey, didn't you get the memo? It's an automatic... boys do gross things and girls write about what gross things boys do. *grins*
from thecrankyone :
My mom lives 400 miles away, but when he head for Indy next week (leave the night of the 19th) we will be hitting The Cities around 11:30- midnite. No time to stop, but I can wave at you..unless you just happen to be at a rest area right out side the cities (comming in via I-94).. But if you see a 15 passanger van with ND plates wave at me.. LOL!! I haven't had a twin bing, since my age was in single digits.. but one of these days I will get to The Cities and actually be able to stop..
from her-story :
Early 70s? Um... let's see. Diapers... potty training... kindergarden... early elementary school. Why? Where were you?
from her-story :
I'm SOOOOO jealous. YOU get to hang out with Poola and I'm stuck in NJ w/.... um... heh... nevermind. Have fun! Send me a postcard.
from chaosdaily :
booger and butthead... love is so fun.... anyway, ms hiss is not THE hiss, just a co-worker. im sure if she was THE hiss i would have a whole lot more fun at work!! hehe
from poolagirl :
WOW! The same thing happened to me so I just picked a new template and started over - several times. I'll be seeing you in a week, you big booger!
from chaosdaily :
bummer. well, keep trying!
from hissandtell :
Um, I still can't get in you know, missy. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
You don't love me any more! Your diary is locked! I feel so ... so ... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from her-story :
OMG Yes of course you can visit my diary. You're an adult, if ya wanna pee outside, then go on and pee. I, personally, like the privacy of a door... *grins*
from bindyree :
Thanks for the nice note! I hope you enjoy my work, and I promise not to fold you into my wallet -- unless you ask. :-) xo Brin
from thecrankyone :
Thank you for the sweet note. I don't know what the answer is, but accepting others for who they are, and not outcasting those who are different is a large part of it. The latest news I've heard is that the Tribal Chairman's 15 year old son was busted. Apparently there were some emails and other evidence that he was either in on it, or knew something, though I haven't heard much as to any specific details. It is daily news in the Forum (www.in-forum.com), as you are probably aware it is only 150 miles from here and the two most critically injured survivors were airlifted to Meritcare the closest hospital equipped for such a need. We are also the closest city with a psych hospital that takes kids and teens as well as adults. Growing up as the different kid, in a very small town gave me a perspective on things that most people will never have. Small towns have some great advantages, but they also have some major drawbacks. You are either part of the incrowd, or you are an outcast, there arent' enough people for all the different groups found in a larger school. And everybody knows everybodys business.
from boxx9000 :
Hi! I am alive and well. I am sorry about my diary being locked. I do NOT know why it is locked (???) I'm trying to figure it out. I'm having a nice vacation. Sorry I worried everyone. ~Love, BoXx
from dangerspouse :
Bucket, you haven't gotten a cd yet?? Do me a favor - when your neck stops trying to tear your head off your shoulders, send me another e-mail with your name and info, and I'll shoot another one out.
from hissandtell :
Oh, bucketcakes, my fragile little rose in the snow. Sorry to hear about your troubles, darling, and glad you've managed to subdue the pain slightly. Yes, I realise now it's Angelina, but I hadn't picked up on it until you pointed it out! But my god she's a gorgeous woman. And she bears an astonishing resemblance to me, don't you think? Love, R xxx
from seekingme :
Hi there. Yeah I forgot that the comments don't work because I gave up SUPERGOLD status. I took the link off. Thanks for you notes. I did not mean to give the impression that I am not happy in my relationship. I am actually, I'm just not happy with my physical self lately....that does a lot to ya....I'm sure you can relate. Thanks again!
from hissandtell :
Isn't our little puppycakes the darlingest little living doll? Thanks for your sweet words. Have you seen her film, "Come in Spinner"? If you go to my diary and click on Movie Page it should take you there - make sure you have sound, as well. (And check out her Gallery of Action Figures, too!) Love, R xxx
from kitchenlogic :
Thanks for the hugs.
from iambucket :
FRICK AND F*CKIN FRACK!!! I still have to leave updates on my own doggone comments/note page! Can I get into to "Add an entry"? NOooooo Can I get into "Change your template"? NOOooooo! I'm goin nuts here, as I bloody heck want to get back on!!!! I guess all that stuff about "try getting a gold membership" is meaning 'you have to get a gold membership, or you will only be teased by being able to access SOME of your page'!!! Well, I can't do the gold membership right now. No, it's peanuts as to the amount of money, I realize. However, I am unfortunately on SSI/disability right now (haven't worked since July-getting an idea of why I've been away?? lol) and let me tell ya, living on 1,100 bucks a month is NOT easy....and I can't see parting with this money right now. (At least now as long as I'm still smoking anyway- argh!!) Sooooo, those of you who like to pop into my page, and are seeing that it hasn't been updated in how many days now, that is why. Til the "non-goldies" get their pages fully up, I guess I'll update here so ya'll know yes, I am still around!! Peace out- Bucket (or on the comment section of my last entered page)
from seekingme :
hey there. Thanks for your notes! Sorry to take so long getting back to you, but work's been crazy! I'll try to email you soon. Take care and so glad you're back!
from chaosdaily :
yea bucket, i still am planning a mall expedition, hopefully this spring so i dont have to bring kids along.... keep posting!
from seekingme :
Helloooo??? Where are you? Hope all is well.
from minneice :
haven't heard from you, hope all is OK. Looking into joining you on Wed.'s if still possible. Hope all is well. Hugs, Pat
from chaosdaily :
im about 5 miles from lake michigan, about a half hour from milwaukee.. so a good 8 hour drive to minneapolis..
from chaosdaily :
jimmies are those colored waxy things you sprinkle on cupcakes for decoration... although i also have quins, which are cut-out little sugar things shaped like flowers, dinosaurs, cows, hearts etc...... come on over some day and see em!
from hissandtell :
Well, you see, someone new added me to their favourites this morning so I was checking out those names and I saw YOU at the top of the list of people who'd updated their profile most recently, and I became hugely, passionately, deliriously, desperately aroused (or something) because I only took you off my favourites list a week ago because you hadn't updated for, oh, months, but now I shall re-instate you! (And yes, I can be fast. And furious too, if you're into that sort of thing.) Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Hmmm. You've updated your profile, I see. So, does this mean you'll be back soon? (Hey, do I sound like a stalker yet?) Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
PLEASE come back soon, and let me know when you've posted. Love, R xxx
from hissandtell :
Wellllll ... you're not here visiting me, and you're not there writing fabulously witty diary entries, so where the heck are you? Love, R xxx
from chaosdaily :
where ya been, bucket?? i miss you...
from sanchezcafe :
Nice Snippets. I betya had fun on da plane ^_^ Ain't much ta say cept you deserve a burger for updating.
from boxx9000 :
Does this mean you WON'T be driving a bus?
from thecrankyone :
Thanks for your lovely comment. I agree that things happen for a reason.. If I had left to pick up my son on time, who knows who would have been there.. The whole thing just happened so fast.. ((Hugs))
from dangerspouse :
So...did you miss me?
from seekingme :
I can see your frustration. It must be hard not to be able to have your friend safe. I am sorry. All you can do is be there for her when she needs you, and even that is your choice. I received your note on my site and thank you. I am being very careful, and I know all the statistics and advice that people in similar situations would give. I've got my eyes open, my head on straight, and my radar working. So far I feel happy, safe, and confident with Eagle. If that changes I'll be aware of it and of what is causing it and will adjust accordingly. But its nice to know there are folks out there that care. Thanks. :)
from im2qt2kr :
Ohhh....BTW...I read your note for me, on your page....I've done it numerous times, but erase the evidence using the "edit notes settings"....haaa....
from im2qt2kr :
Ok Ms.Bucket....Your wish for an entry has been fulfilled.
from iambucket :
Exaaaactly 2qt!! exactly! That's what irks me so, as it is so paralyzing, and she finds so many reasons to excuse it and put up with it! (oops, this is my notes page, oh bother!)
from im2qt2kr :
Could speak for volumes, but... having him there may help financially, but at what cost to her soul? Doing it for her boys? BULL! It is a learned condition, a belief that she deserves no better, and in allowing this...she is "harming" the boys, not helping as they in turn begin to believe that "this" is what normal looks like, and will mimic the behavior. Until she can learn to love herself.... there is no hope. She will continue to repeat the cycle... sometimes until one man takes it a step further and.... then what has she done for her children but to leave them motherless?
from im2qt2kr :
Oh PLEASE! If you're ugly then my butts flat! Haaaaaaa.... The entry? I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it. Chill toots! ha.
from im2qt2kr :
Thanks Ms. Bucket... and next year... I'm sending you a fire extenguisher for them candles... One of mine. ha. Big Hug!
from chaosdaily :
we have a river near that the dude and his buds have been going to... 4 feet deep at the deepest spot, and a nice slow current. but quite brown with sand and ... well.. whatever. the dude comes home and immediately showers!
from hissandtell :
Oh, okay, I'll stay naked then. Just for you. Geez, you drive a hard bargain, missy! But just promise not to tell anyone, alrighty?
from boxx9000 :
You WANT to drive a bus? Maybe busses are different where you live, but in San Francisco all the CRAZY people in the entire worls are on the bus. (PS, i wish you were MY niece....lucky POOLAGIRL)
from hissandtell :
Oh, dear, ms bucket, this was such a beautiful, loving entry about your poolapie that I have tears in my eyes. You bitch! You broke me! She must be every bit as incredible as she seems, and then some. In other news, you could come and visit me until November. I would promise to wear clothes...Love, R xxx
from im2qt2kr :
Well, I tried but you must have your dland email setting on "off", so it didn't go thru. If you want, you can email me and I'll send it to you.
from im2qt2kr :
You're too funny. I think you can understand why, with the stalking and such, I removed it. But I'll email it to you through "[email protected]" if you'd like.
from im2qt2kr :
Oh no, I could never let ya do that. You'd just take one look at my "Golden Princess Canopy Bed", start jumping up and down on it, bounce off and split your head open. I have lost MORE men that way! Why ya think I had ta start advertising on the back of the truck! Haaaa.....
from im2qt2kr :
I thought I was the only one who belted out tunes on the freeway, not caring what anyone thinks. One of my favorite silly things to do...I have a tape of stripper music... You should SEE some of the looks when I pull upto a light. Haaa.. Doesn't help much that I have a sticker in my window that says, "You're a naughty boy, go to my room". I just can't figure out why I'm always getting myself into trouble. Haaaa.
from chaosdaily :
the trick is, i dont have to find the quizzes, boxx9000 posts them in her diary, and i just do em. doesnt take long... later, fluffy
from seekingme :
Hope everything is okay. I emailed you and din't hear anything yet, and you haven't updated in a week. So hope all is well.
from hissandtell :
Darling, I am loving reading through your entries that I missed while I was away. It's a rollercoaster ride of amazing writing and tales - but the "Queen of Holding it In" story is just so much reminding me of me, it's making me weak with laughter. My mother said I was always too busy playing when I was a child to pee when I should have - it seems it's always been a challenge to me to go ahead and complete several tasks first. I too do the squirmy pee-dance in my computer chair, when all I need to do is stop typing or reading and get up and walk, oh, five metres or so to the bathroom. How wonderful to find another kindred pee-spirit out there, baby! Love, R xxx
from im2qt2kr :
P.S. I too am a believer in AOE (Angels on Earth) I have seen them, felt their presence, some for only a moment, just long enough to leave their imprint on my heart, my soul, my spirit. Only to vanish and move on to another soul in need of their gentle touch.
from im2qt2kr :
Thank you Ms. Bucket. You're such a Sweetie! And for your kind gesture of leaving your "butt print" on my notes, I shall recripate with... ( @ )( @ ) Big Hug!
from boxx9000 :
I found you thru buddies in common. I'll be back.
from im2qt2kr :
Oh Ms. Bucket..How Horrible for you to have to go through that, and for such a stupid reason. I just can't understand such thinking. After being through a gang rape (and the stalking), I can somewhat understand some of what you must have felt and still feel to this day. Seeing their faces in others, the wondering, the fear...... I wouldn't wish this kind of pain on my worst enemy, but would wish it triple on the kinds people who commit such horrible acts.
from dangerspouse :
It figures that the best suggestion for a new pee game would come from the "Queen of Holding It In"! You're right though - I should have added that variation to the fly killing spree. But with Bourbon in one hand and Windex in the other, lining up shots would have been extra tough, and the rug was already soaked as it was. Still, I like the way you think. Next time, I'm calling you to discuss the rules before I start. Thanks for the great note, Bucket!
from im2qt2kr :
Sorry you're at the bottom of the bucket Ms. Bucket. I call it having the "Go-Blutz". Nothing helps much, but occasionally a trip to the mall, a little "Ben & Jerry's", a glass of wine, and after all that...who cares! Ha. Of course, I'm sure sex would help too, that is if I remember correctly and back that far. Haaaa. Damn! Now I need some Ben & Jerry's. Big Hug Ms. Bucket.
from sanchezcafe :
Keep on dancing,Jammy.Keep on dancing :> -Sanchez
from kittyleopard :
Nice diary. Very cool indeed.
from chaosdaily :
ummm yea ive felt that tremor before.... i try not to let it get that far, cause all i need to do then is cough... and the dam breaks open...
from chaosdaily :
ive tried kettle corn, and you're right, its good!! i like putting lowry's seasoned salt on regular popcorn... yummy. ill have to try the milk duds thing......
from im2qt2kr :
Wellllll...her and her brother are like salt and pepper, so you couldn't take one without the other. They fuss at each other all time, but they run, sleep, eat, everything side by side. They're a mess. Ha.
from im2qt2kr :
It'sso hard when you try to tell someone politely "No" and they just don't want to accept it. Unfortunately, hard as it is (at least for me) you have to be more aggressive with the NO. Annnddd there's always those who just refuse to accept it too. What this woman is doing at this point is a form of "cyber stalking". It may go no further, but take it from someone who's had to learn about stalking the hard way....keeps your eyes open with this woman. Please! Bigggg Huggg!
from chaosdaily :
oh bucket you arent too evil... a girl has to have SOME evil friends anyway, otherwise people would think i am nice and sweet. what a rep to have!!
from dangerspouse :
I have 4 fat, mustachio'd Italian sisters. Take your pick!
from wench77 :
Hey, the KA is NOT for sale neither nor nay!! hey hey! I have a chest freezer for sale, and wanted to point out it is not this refrigerator type model of freezer that is up for grabs. :) Thanks for the nice comment. I still say, don't delete the notes. Others will remark on them and you'll feel supported. yup.
from dangerspouse :
Hey Mad King Charles - (I thought you looked familiar!) - thanks for the nice note at my place :) But listen, as bad as your current residence might be, at least it's not the Toxic Waste Site capitol of the world. I sometimes think THAT'S what's caused my breakouts, not poison ivy. Hang in there, babe...er, Your Highness.
from im2qt2kr :
Thank you for your sweet notes Ms. Bucket....they never fail to give me a little smile. I'm so glad we're getting to know each other better. I only wish we had had the opportunity to meet when you had come to S.D....Oh well, I'm sure you'll be back. Big Princess Hug to you.
from thecrankyone :
You guys must be getting hit by the same evil weather we are. Last week I was waiting for Noah to float by me, this week I feel like I moved into a sauna bath. My son's spent so much time outside his skin is as red as his hair. BTW, thanks for adding me as a favorite. I don't know why I didn't find you before. Cool diary!~
from iambucket :
I had to leave a note here for chaos. Ms. Chaos, thank you so much for teaching me my geography lesson today! Wouldn't ya know I was right in the middle of trying to figure ot where WI fit on the puzzle I am doing? I am so blessed to have ya dear one! *s*
from chaosdaily :
ummm yea. here in wisconsin (next door to you in minnesota, so i would think it would apply to you too) we have a saying.. dont like the weather? wait 5 minutes, it will change. sure wish i was in california!
from chaosdaily :
yup i followed it. ill put the video with the signed statement he wrote out that he would NEVER ride in a car his sister drove. hahahaha now he begs her for rides.
from chaosdaily :
yay for roomie #2!!!!! WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!
from sanchezcafe :
Thanks for da nice comments. I'm back and very glad ta talk to u again. Keep on jamming! -Sanchez
from im2qt2kr :
And you did it TWICE TOO!!!! (wink)
from im2qt2kr :
No,no,no...I just called you "Smarty", and that I consider being a "pervert" an "ass-et" in a friend. I reserve "Smart Ass" for people I know better, like your Aunt. But NOW that you called me a "Gomerrrrrr.....well! Haaaaa.
from hissandtell :
My pet sheep once determinedly sniffed the crotch of a visiting pastor (because I wouldn't ask him into the house, so he stayed in the yard with Lambie talking at me about the Lord) for about thirty minutes or more. I have no idea what was going on in the pastor's pants, but I just know Lambie would have been in there cudding away given half a chance. She used to steal underwear from the laundry basket, too. I wonder how well crotch-matter breaks down in sheeps' stomachs? And how easy it is to digest? And did you eat Surfer Boy's underwear, btw? Or just his crotch? Love, R xxx
from im2qt2kr :
The one on my lower back smarty! You're such a little pervert (Just like...) lucky for you I find that an ass-et in friends. haaa!
from im2qt2kr :
Oh MAN! You are sooooo Poolie's Niece! Okay....maybe referring to pictures....showed eyes and toes...those are plural (Nic(s)?) so no....that narrows it down to my house, one of the rooms I showed in my house, or what's below my tattoo. Am I close Smarty????
from theprocess :
~wipes eyes, tries to contain giggles~ gotta love the grandparentpeoples. i sometimes suspect they know *exactly* what they're saying, and are having a laugh on *us*!
from im2qt2kr :
Yeah, I'm a bit of a "Smart Ass" but it gets me by. ha! Minnesota? Wellll....thanks but think I'll just stay out her in old CA near Auntie Butthead. Someone's got keep an eye on her for ya! Soooo...I got ask, excuse my ignorance but what the heck is a "nic"?(go ahead and laugh, Poolie does all the time)
from hissandtell :
Two people sucking on a big thing is just yucky. Or on small thing, either. Old people really are obviously far more adventurous and open-minded than I ever give them credit for. That is all.
from hissandtell :
So you're not out to rush any straight (well, straightish...) hot-blooded female you meet into bed with you? Damn! I must be losing my touch. And I have to agree with chaos - dangerspouse as a beard? Have you thought this through? Are you mad? Love, R xxx
from chaosdaily :
as i see it, the only thing wrong with you is that you seriously consider having dangerspouse step in as a straight-date. i mean, are you nuts??
from dangerspouse :
What's with your family anyway, that they can't control their various orifices? Poolie pees in a fountain (among other things), you have your Splendor In The Grass moment - and carry other species poop around in your pocket. I mean, were you guys stuck to the wolf's teat next to Romulus and Remus? Oh well, disgusting as your family is, you kick ass with the re-tellings. Funny, er, shit. :)
from hissandtell :
Hmmm. A secret yard-pooer. My poor husband (while recovering from breaking his back, hip and leg in a motorbike accident some years ago) had to poo in the yard once when some thoughtless person put the tall "long drop" toilet chair thingy (which sat over the toilet) out into the yard and forgot to put it back. I discovered my husband, having poked the long-drop savagely with his crutches trying in vain to manouevre it back into the house, perching on it pooing outside. What a dirty boy. I should have made him clean it up the same way you had to. Love, R xxx
from chaosdaily :
and thats the whole poop.... errrrr, i mean scoop.
from theprocess :
Thanks for your note. And amen! I'm thinking Toronto... Congrats on the promo offer AND on knowing yourself well enough to know to say no. Loved the "expecting plastic" entry. Once (LONG ago) I worked at a Wendys, and the "cheese" came in vicious yellow 2 x 4 chunks. The *brand name* was "PRETEND". I've been expecting plastic ever since. Blessings on your reunion w/"Red". I'll be back to read more. Peace.
from im2qt2kr :
Glad to see you're back posting again. I see I have some catching up to do, so I'm adding you back to my favs list.
from chaosdaily :
ty for the advice, but the water isnt getting into the window well from above, but from the sides. we are going to have the window bricked up, and the crack sealed, and a whole lot of dirt put into the window well and around the back of the house. my bro-in-law also suggested creating a swale along the side of the house and the back to divert the water away from the house. no, it probably wont be real expensive, but i think those plans will be very effective.
from poolagirl :
I see you have been visiting my boyfriend, dangerspouse! Watch out! He's a firecracker for sure! Love your site meter thing. Have you clicked around on the time zone things at the bottom of the page and stuff?
from dangerspouse :
Hey Bucket, thanks for stopping by my place and beating up on my poor monkey (whish, yes, automatically makes you a cheater. And *probably* a liar.) Oh, and thanks more for adding me to your Friends List! Very flattering. I'm looking forward to coming back and checking out more of your diary - anyone with a stream of snot flowing unimpeded from nose to chin is on my wavelength, for sure. And good luck with Red!
from poolagirl :
Plastic? I guess there could be worse things.............sorta.
from chaosdaily :
well if you didnt sleep, i would guess you would be "sleepy". and gee those sound like some good drugs...
from poolagirl :
Ummmmmmmmmmmm..........Dopey?
from hissandtell :
Hello again, bucket! I'm so thrilled and flattered to hear from you. I'm also excited about reading your entries and look forward to your REGULAR updates. Snappy, huh? Love, R xxx
from chaosdaily :
yay!! and welcome back. i was just about to ask butthead... errr... poola what happened to you. im looking forward to more!
from msmolly108 :
All of us await your thoughts, your feelings, and your convictions. When will you write again? Your intellect and humor and passion are missed here in Diaryland. 458 ~~ Melissa
from chaosdaily :
yea you're a goofball alright, but we love ya anyway. i was all for the prez until he started this garbage with gay marriages. what ever happened to freedom?? freedom of choice?? i would love to vote against this amendment.
from sanchezcafe :
yep;always good to act insane
from chaosdaily :
hehe thats one good way to make sure people leave you alone....
from hissandtell :
Oh, I just read your Nipple Piercings story and have to share this with you. Several years ago I had a cat named Phoebe who slept with me. She was obsessed with two things on my body - my right nipple and a sticky-out beauty-spot/witch's mark/mole thingy on the left side of my face near my hairline. I'd often wake up to find her purring, doing that little paw-prodding thing babies do when they feed, sucking on one or other of the substitute cat-teats she decided I had to offer her. I hadn't thought of it in years. Mind you, I've had boyfriends with the same fascinations for both spots!
from poolagirl :
Sorry, sweetest niece. You will have to settle for the faux velvet purple handcuffs. They only had the dirty magnet things with guys.
from im2qt2kr :
Glad to see you're back posting again. Also glad to see I'm not the only one who leaves messages under my own notes. ha! Look forward to meeting you when you get to S.D.
from im2qt2kr :
Howdy! I know your Auntie Butthead, or as we in San Diego call her, Butt for short. ha! I look forward to snooping through your diary.
from chaosdaily :
try cultureshocktravel.com, they have the lowest fares ive found..... and ive never had a problem with them. ive gotten tickets from them several times.....
from chaosdaily :
nice template by the way... drive by flicking?? hmmm and ill have to tell my son about the green rubber band thing. he will love that!
from iambucket :
Give it to me Butthead! Or I will tell everyone about the suitcase incident!!!! *smiling oh so innocently and angelic*
from poolagirl :
HA HA HA! I got a 2004 Calendar Girls calendar on SALE at Barnes & Noble for just $5! YAY ME!
from poolagirl :
YOU are too funny! Your doggie trying to nurse on you! What was even funnier was the image of ME running through the streets of San Diego NAKED. You are weird.
from chaosdaily :
i never thought it was a blessing either. although, one of the best things about being pregnant is not having your period for nine months!!
from poolagirl :
Avast me hearties! All hands on deck! I am in a Johnny Depp haze. Sorry.
from chaosdaily :
bucket, i see you get your good looks and wits from butthead... errrr.... poolagirl
from poolagirl :
Gosh! You have a LOT to live up to ever since I fell in that damn pizza freezer!
from chaosdaily :
oh and ive loved the king of hearts since i was a teen. the king!! the king is here!!!
from chaosdaily :
welcome to diaryland!! i see you have the same strange sense of humor as your mother... errrr... aunt. lol gotta love the name butthead! anyway, there is a bucketboy here in cowtown, so i guess there are buckets all over. (he couldnt take a backpack into class in school, so he used a bucket instead) at least he knows where he got his name.... i look forward to reading more of your entries, and yes, how much time have you spent upside down in a pizza freezer????
from sanchezcafe :
Very good start yep;better than most. Ya da first to EVER say my motto "Yep" usaly noone realizes dat. Thank you. I'm putting you on my buddylist and later I'll show'ya how to get a template like mine if ya want. -Sanchez M. Caffe
from poolagirl :
OMG! I am sitting here in the computer room watching all the buttons pop off my shirt - because I am so proud of YOU! Yes, YOU!
from iambucket :
LMAO! Noo possible way it was Julie hon. Need I say why? Ok then fine. Blame it on my failing mind, it was I that showed you. Next time I see you however, I am bringing noodles!
from poolagirl :
Flavored coffee creamer SUCKS, okay? I can't do the spaghetti thing, so how could I have taught you? Maybe it was Julie?
from poolagirl :
Shit fire, no matches! You did it, girl! You DID IT! I am so proud of you! YAY! And one of my very favorites, mom-on-roof, has already found you! YAY!
from cactustree :
Welcome to the lesbian-fab ring! Looking forward to reading more about you.
from mom-on-roof :
Hello Bucket! I just happened to click your name on the Member's Directory, just out of curiosity about the name, looking for ANYONE TO READ other than the billion angsty TEENAGERS here in d-land! Just guess how tickled I was to discover that you are related to Poolagirl! Poolagirl is just about my bestest most favoritest stop on this vast vast web. I never leave her page without a smile on my face, or at least a look of perplexed amusement. So tell me, does it run in the family? How much time have you spent upside down in the pizza freezer at Costco?

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