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from myyellowt :
and where the HELL were YOU in class today missy. Do you know how bored I was. So bored I made a stick figure comic about how bored I was. Let's not let this happen again. Think, how would you feel if I left YOU alone in that class. That is all. Have a wonderful evening.
from myyellowt :
pffffffffffffffffffff :P -Love Me
from awkwardpause :
Hey you. Remember me? Formerly awkwardpause now the_fleem on livejournal. Travis. I may not comment much on your diary, but I do read it. As often as you care to update, just so you know. So my vote is: don't quit now. You do have readers. Maybe you should switch to livejournal or something. Either way, do what you like, just had to say what I had to say.
from devonair :
you're right. it was worth visiting again. and as soon as I get the internet back after a recent move, I plan to visit regularly. Butterflies and buttercups. Oooh, and fried chicken!
from orionschlong :
AMY!!!!! Amy is my hero. That is right. Everyone bow, she will one day rule the world.
from xonthevergex :
I'm happy for you, and I'm sorry we never get to spend time together. I'll work on that I promise. Miss Ya.
from xonthevergex :
OK Amy I love you. You are one of my dearest friends and don't ever think you are being an inadequate one. Its true we don't see each other much lately but that's as much my fault. Thank you so much for being my friend for the past 8 years. Its meant alot. And cell phones do suck, they suck ass. We should hang out soon. In fact how about tomorrow(monday). Later
from devonair :
I like notes too, but I can't leave you a very interesting one since I can only access your profile. I caught a link train that brought me here and felt I should leave my mark on the world. *marks* I feel much better about things now. sunshine and rainbows!
from xonthevergex :
hey give me a heads up about whatever your doing for your bday and I'll get off work.
from xonthevergex :
that is give me a call after 3. I won't be at work till 3.
from xonthevergex :
9/13-Hey, if you get lonely in the house tonight give me a call and I'll come on over after work. I don't get off till midnight but I'll be more than happy to come over, listen for awhile. I'm no good with the tough love talks(you know that)but I'll always listen. Plus, we've gotta start hanging out more than once every two weeks or so. So give me a call at work if you want me to come over. 878-4899x224. Love You.
from gtafreak :
OK chica where the hell are you. You don't answer your phone and you don't ever update anymore. This does not make it easy to get in touch with you. My new AIM is MyYellowioh. Drop me a line. Even if I'm not there it'll go to my phone. Hope to hear from ya soon.
from gtafreak :
So my "new number" is just my cell number. We won't have a house phone till friday and you've known my cell all along. plus I work full time now so I haven't had alot of extra time before midnight. But I still love ya and I'll talk to ya soon.
from awkwardpause :
But you are evil. In the good way, though. See, there's a good evil and a bad evil. All girls are evil, just some are good evil and some are bad evil. You're good evil. Most girls, however, are bad evil, so you fit into the minority. Yay. Also, you forgot your diary password? I'm sorry, but I must mock you for this.
from gtafreak :
1 why the hell is your diary locked all of a sudden. I want to read the shit you put in there. Don't make me have to hack your diary. 2 Guess what I'm doing? MOVING OUT!! I go tomorrow (monday) to sign the lease on a town home with Jeremy Matlow and Sarah Moore. You'll have to come by and see it. You also have to spend time with me soon. Yeah so guess who's always been at work when /I/ call? YOU. Hahahahahaha love ya hun.
from awkwardpause :
Yay! If we kill everyone, then, in a way, we'll have completed the plan! Since, you know, you're Amy and all, president of Hell. Commander of legions. Haha! Let's see them totally lose before you. *high-fives you* Also, you should um, I don't know, update or something. Dude.
from awkwardpause :
I do go on, but sadly, the hours I go on are inconsistent with yours. But I shall try. Also, in a completely unrelated note, you may be interested to learn that "Amy" is the name of a demon who is surrounded in flames, being the supreme president of Hell, in command of 36 legions. Isn't that cool? You can totally freak out bitchy co-workers now.
from awkwardpause :
Awww... *pats your head* Don't grumble. I still love you. The main bit of the part I believe you're grumbling at is "loffz0rz j00 travis(as you wish)", not the bit that insults you. I wouldn't have posted that had I not promised I would and had it not contained that one section. Amy is still the cheese. Also, I can see your background just fine.
from sweetgirl117 :
CONGRATULATIONS!!!:) i knew you could do it!
from maidenmoon :
congrads!!!!! i'm so proud of you!!!!
from awkwardpause :
Hahahaha! That entry is so cool! I was actually holding my breath as I scrolled down, waiting in anticipation as to whether you'd get it or not. And you DID! THAT'S a fucking Hollywood ending for you, baby. It's cause enough for merry-making in the streets with enormous balloons. That is, merry-making, with balloons around, not merry-making with balloons. That's just gross. Way-to-go-ness, though. See? Like I said in my entry the one before last, you really are my hero.
from sweetgirl117 :
diet does=relationships. i understand this. we need to pow-wow yeah i said pow-wow. call me. we should do something tues-thurs im off work. im going to lakeland tomorrow but ill be back mon night. callme.
from awkwardpause :
That sounds awesome. Kris' dippy cousins are from Florida so maybe I can get an excuse to go down there since one of them has a crush on Ben and maybe Ben will go and if he does I can tag along and we can meet and rainbows will shine and everyone will be happy forever the end. *gasping for breath* Run-on sentences rule.
from awkwardpause :
You. Update. Now. It's been two weeks. I am having withdrawal symptoms.
from awkwardpause :
6/15 - (Writing from grandma's house) I think I'm going to marry you. Hahaha! No, really.
from awkwardpause :
Actually, once upon a time I was thinking of it, when I was checking out film schools. But who knows, you guys have Disney World. That's enough reason for me to move out there for a few years. I'm sure I would grow to like it. And other things would grow too. Like the mosquito population. Har. Har. Har? Yes, all may rejoice now in the return of long-winded-unrelated-entries. A hundred whacko points if you can find a connection!
from awkwardpause :
Hey. I have time. Send me notes. I'll send them back. Go online. I'm free today. Your entry spoke to me (quite personally in fact): "Nobody's got free time". And it's true. Nobody does have free time. Feel the love? Good.
from rundmb :
<3. you want someone to watch X-2 with? you want someone to make no pudge fudge with? you want someone to go get sushi...er...publix subs with? *points at self*
from gtafreak :
5/21 going on 5/22: Amy I love you. Thank you.
from awkwardpause :
Dude. That would totally be awesome. Getting hit by a pansy English car would be highly humorous in a painful way. I shall do this, this picking you up business. Fly from Hawaii to California, then to Florida, then to England. It works! Save your money. We're going! Muahaha!
from sweetgirl117 :
hey girl! good luck on your exams! are you coming to my graduation on the 28th? yes you are! i got a job at tropical smoothie on thomasville road. come visit me! i work tonight tuesday 6-9, saturday 5-10.
from rundmb :
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!! call me
from sweetgirl117 :
last night i was babysitting for michael, and his mom said that he asked if you were going to come with me, except that he forgot your name, so he kept calling you "that girl". "mamma, is that girl coming with susan?" so then he asked me if you like the tv show kim possible. haha. so im asking you! i think it comes on the disney channel bc he asked when we were reading a disney magazine...so anyway. 15 days left! good luck on your exams! yay for dorm stuff! cant wait til college!
from awkwardpause :
Strangely enough, that actually might make me feel better. Get my mind of things I'm sure. Your ticket is in the mail.
from awkwardpause :
I decided that it's been a bloody long time since my last note to you. So I decided to write one. This one is to say that I love you. And I'm going to marry you. I'm catching a plane over in two weeks, and we'll have the ceremony a week after that. Also, I am joking. Just in case you can't tell, I am never serious. Uh, I mean. Well, most of the time. Yes. Good. Uh... hey look! A banjo! Gottagobye!
from sweetgirl117 :
i'm happy:) and i understand, and you should not be worried about losing all your friends bc thats not gonna happen. and even if it does happen, it doesnt matter bc you will meet a whole new slew of friends in college.:)
from maidenmoon :
call me so we can hang out over your spring break!
from awkwardpause :
Yay, you miss me most of all. Damn I feel special. Also, thanks for saying you'd run me over with your car. That really means a lot to me. I told you cars hated you. They will proceed to kill me. Travis. Professional Ass-Kicker. Very not cool. How are you like Penina? I don't know. Just the way you are. Crazy. And random. And worrying about the funniest things. And the not funny things. It's... hard to explain. It's not a bad thing though, as proven by this theorem: Penina = Kick Ass, Penina = Amy, therefore, Amy = Kick Ass.
from ibtil2003 :
*phew* thanks lizzybear. lol. that's good to know
from rundmb :
hahahaha amy you could not possible ever resemble indu. even if you lost alllll your coolness, you would still not be indu. its not possible. i promise. =)
from gtafreak :
First and for most WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL HIM?! Amy I have known you for years and I love and respect you. I've known Him for months and I find him amusing, we're not like close or anything. Goodness, take some valium. Second, we need to hang out.
from ibtil2003 :
you lie.
from rundmb :
ok, amy, the guy on my big fat greek wedding is SO ATTRACTIVE! way more so than any generic patrick could be..... :P
from rundmb :
im a shoe
from sweetgirl117 :
my mom is weird. thats y shes moving. i dont know. man. i feel boggled down. i think it is STUPID VALENTINES DAY that is making us fat people feel 100lbs fatter....grrr. the devil it is. yeah. so if i get to be senior princess someday, will you come to my installation??? Please???
from bootyqueen17 :
*big hug*
from gtafreak :
What the hell do you mean Quote. If you're talking about on your menu bar I am going to be removing that currently. You need to be more clear in your random outbursts of instruction. Also I had best get my own continent, you know you could never survive without me.
from rundmb :
im a tad offended that you watched american idol and had all this extra time for diary writing when you said you were gonna miss our last game of the season because of work. i wish you had been there.
from sweetgirl117 :
yay! i like the new look!
from gtafreak :
1/29-OK I was at work when you called so I COULDN'T answer my phone. But the earliest I am available for template work is Saturday before 1 or after 9(pm that is). But I will be more than happy adn I love your choice. Let me know.
from rundmb :
hey amy! i hope you had a wonderful snow day without the snow! yay for rickards. I'll see you at the game tomorrow. and yeah, callie's right about the date thing. I wouldn't have a date if I hadn't asked someone. so yeah. have a swell friday night!! love, liz
from bootyqueen17 :
amy- you should not take the whole not getting asked to dances thing so personally. i dont get asked to them either, and neither do LOTS of girls in our grade. yes, it is sad, but look at the choices that we have. they are either "ewwie" or they are too scared to ask girls (we have cooties you know). i don't really wanna go to prom either because of the no date thing. but i just wanted to let you know you're not alone. i feel the same way. you don't see me having any boyfriends do you?
from maidenmoon :
aww! i'll be your dtae for prom if i have to be! :) call me 222-9322
from rundmb :
last one i promise! amy, i need you to come to my house today. soccer is 11-1, if you get back in time come to that, but if not then drop by later. I have something very important to show you. also i want my christmas present.
from rundmb :
no that was not a hint amy. I have also been dehydrated all weekend......you know waht that means. hah. okay, so, I have a really excellent Callie story for you. So we go to golden corral after the juego, and callie fills her coke will like five hundred lemons, and a while into the meal she goes back for dessert or seconds or thirds or whatever, and I take all the lemons (which are now only like 300 since shes eaten a few) and wrap them in a napkin and hide it behind claire's drink, and when callie comes back she sets her plate down but hasn't even sat down yet when she yelps "oh my god! oh my god! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEMONS!?" and jumps around and looks really terrified. like, this is the worst thing that has happened to her all week. she freaks out. so me and claire bust out laughing and she gets all sad and asks frantically where they are. I LOVE CALLIE. it was hysterical. okay maybe you had to be there. it was still hysterical.
from rundmb :
oh. also. guess what team finally got out of their losing streak? by beating the redneck capital of the world also known as taylor county high school? yep, that would be US. although I froze because i forgot my warm ups. oops. see what happens when you leave us??
from awkwardpause :
January 17, 2003 - Yeah, I know. I said the entry sucked. I wasn't kidding. Also, it was quite simply stated in my 98th entry that anyone who wrote "This is Travis. He is the greatest at everything. Read his diary." would get a paragraph in my diary. It's bribery I know, but I was bored. So I have to apologize for not adding a paragraph in about you, but you didn't submit to my communistic demands. So there. But it's okay, I know you still love me. Haha. (Damn, I'm a real asshole.)
from rundmb :
hey amy....you know who you could take to prom? that one really attractive one? who i made you sit by at new years? HAHAHAHAHA. take him. hah. are you blushing yet?
from sweetgirl117 :
amy, you cannot not go to prom. it is illegal so you have got to go. plus, you have to meet my friends and they are going so you must go!
from gtafreak :
lanef@comcast.net (or you could have just used th email link on my diary). But I still love you so its ok.
from gtafreak :
also you do not need to be a gold member for an image. I have image, I no Gold member. there are free image hosting sites out there.
from gtafreak :
emailme the review. I'll post it.
from rundmb :
congrats on achieving at college amy!!! you totally made the ACT your bitch.
from gtafreak :
go to http://wesaypalooza.signmyguestbook.com. It is the second actual review request there. email the review to me when you are done.
from sweetgirl117 :
omg amy, ignore half of my other note. so sorry, had the calculations wrong. so glad you passed english. are you coming to my graduation? the correct answer is yes!
from sweetgirl117 :
hey girl this is susan case you didnt know. apparently i have a diary here too. whoops. forgot. whatever. so michael finally went to sleep and mrs. p gave me a doughnut...i read your entry about english and i have to say im concerned. i dont mean to stress you out or anything, but did you forget that 9wks grades count twice? and for that matter, i dont think you are passing, so you should go get parko. and i also dont think you can graduate w/o passing english...remember skip? so, just a heads up when report cards come out monday.
from rundmb :
oh my mom wasnt mean or anything. my parents were pretty nice about it actually. Just, I'd rather if YOU were my mom, because you are a GREAT mom to me. heehee.
from rundmb :
amy can you and my mom just trade?
from gtafreak :
1/6/03-First and foremost, ty for always ubderstanding. Second the official countdown to my 18th birthday has begun....15 days. If you have any ideas for a stupendous (yes i did say stupendous) 18th b-day bash, let me know. Third, Dammit I'm tired of being single! ttyl
from gtafreak :
If you need help I'll stop by one day.
from gtafreak :
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from awkwardpause :
*blink* Yes, what bootyqueen17 said. With the infectiousness of me. But that's not the point of this note. It is to say that I applaud your most recent entry. Highly entertaining. Without a doubt your funniest one yet. Also, be careful with some of those artillery guns, they've been known to backfire under high stress.
from bootyqueen17 :
hey!! oh dear is all i can say. i think travis is rubbing off on you. long/interesting/humorous entry there. Thanks for the Christmas card! that was sweet of you. by the way, my mother believes that i will use the pots to "cook" with, however this will consist of heating up soup and spaghetti sauce and hamburger helper, all things which i am sort of capable of cooking. is scrambling an egg or making grilled cheese REALLY cooking? 'cause that's about the extent of my abilities. To answer your question...i'm going to move into an apartment after graduation ..must..leave...this hell hole. hahahha im sure you can understand "psycho-parent-syndrome" im still going to FSU,just not going to live in this stifling house with my parental units. haha remember Coneheads? that movie was great. well this note is rather long. i would like to say goodbye for now and i hope you are having a great christmas break.
from rundmb :
hey, you know what my nickname can be? SHOE! know why? because I'M A SHOE!!!!
from awkwardpause :
12-24 1:40 in the fucking morning - My notes page is bloody long because it's a damned archive. Like legal documents. I want to hang on to them as long as possible to remember the good ol' days. Also, when I am crazy famous and dead, my true hardcore fans will go from site to site to read my very long and boring note conversations with other diaryland users. So be happy, as it's helping your site get publicity after your death. Also, I must ask as to what have I done this time to warrant your reiteration of my oddness? Also, I am offended by your comment that my entries are long. In fact, I speak of that in my next entry, whenever that makes it up. Long entries allow one to have meat and useless crap in a single entry instead of giving readers endless amounts of crap in a single day and giving a shred of meat after the long wait. Happy Holidays to you too. Grr. (also, if you read this and I seem angry, I'm not, it's just too late/early.)
from rundmb :
WHY WERENT YOU AT LUNCH TODAY!?
from rundmb :
AMY. when you spend the entire evening at home instead of at heathers house with me, I expect a NEW ENTRY. none of this "Im busy" mess because I know you were not. So what happens, I come home expecting some good quality entertainment and I get....nuthin!! see you at lunch today. =)
from rundmb :
yes, amy, while camping, a pillow IS a luxury. you're damn lucky im not making you get the TRUE camping experience (no bathrooms, wiping your butt with sticks and stones and the soft kind of pinecone that they have in montana, no shower, drinking stream water purified with iodine, hanging all your food and toothpaste in a tree to keep it away from bears, NO DEODERANT because it will attract bears, eating meals that consist of freeze dried shit mixed with water, and so on and so forth). yes, my dear, consider this your "graceful transition period". muahahahaha. teeheehee. are we on for sushi tomorrow?
from awkwardpause :
12/16 - "So my serpentine belt exploded all over Planet Earth today. Travis, this is NOT amusing." I only have one thing to say: "WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
from rundmb :
hey amy....about how we almost beat bay. woot. it was 1-0 the whole game until the last five minutes when the ref basically handed them two goals. fucker. chiles beat bay 2-1, and we beat arnold 1-0 althought it should have been like 4-0. yayyyyyyyy.
from rundmb :
amy one night is not long. there will even be INDOOR bathrooms. slow your roll.
from awkwardpause :
12/3 - Here's the note you asked for. If I marry bootyqueen, will I get booty? I mean, if she's the queen of booty, I expect her to share. I've been feeling like my booty has not been quite sufficient for me. No chicks have complimented yet. Ah yes, college. Sex. Yeah. No. Wait. What? I'll be the only guy on campus not getting any. I'll be the pasty white guy who everybody laughs at. Haha. Who uploads viruses on the professors' comps to gain popularity, but someone else gets the credit. Then I'll kill myself and be known as the 'quiet type who no one thought would do anything crazy'. That'll learn 'em good. I can't WAIT for college! Whee!
from rundmb :
hell YEAH my parents love you! Amy, I love the essay. and I was somewhere in georgia about to fall asleep when I remembered that WE HAVE TO GO CAMPING!!!!!! =) 11/30
from emperorincxt :
i've had an encounter with a certain awkwardpause . and since i am a loyal awkwardian i go check out any diary he mentions.. also cuz diaryland is my life. thus i spend every waking moment here. even when i am at work. so yea. thats how i found you.
from ibtil2003 :
(11-27)p.s. I un-smite you. Whoever you are.
from ibtil2003 :
Wait, i GET it! LoL. oh geez, I'm slow. I publicly apologize to everyone for my ESE-ness.
from emperorincxt :
ahh but you see.. you asked for it! you cannot smite someone for giving you what you ask for! ps... HBD!
from emperorincxt :
this note is officially damned. youre welcome.
from rundmb :
"I am a retard! my IQ is below 75. I am a republican because I dont know any better. I may or may not drool" *insert picture of dubya here* haha thank you mewing.net! take the "what kind of tard are you" test! Amy, do you think she has a "fucktard" test?
from awkwardpause :
11/20 - Haha. Yes, notes SHOULD have dates on them, we'll start adding our own, which will learn Andrew good. If Andrew is the creator's name. If not, I'll call him Andrew anyway, because it's a funny name. Is good for you to be reading diary, as diary no get readings all too much. Understand? Also, I do NOT get all that many notes, I've just collected them over a great many months and not deleted any. But recently, yes, I have been getting more notes per update. Perhaps the girls who read my diary are interested in seeing what's going on on they guys' side during awkward first girlfriends. I'm being mass-mocked. Also, there are several reasons how my entries are so bloody long. All of them quite obvious. I'm disappointed in you for not figuring them out yourself. Tsk tsk tsk. First of all, half of my sentences are bullshit. I'm not actually talking ABOUT anything, just forming words into sentences that seem like I'm actually saying something when I'm not. This is called 'diplomacy'. You can turn on the news at any time and you'll see a perfect example in play. Also, I don't only talk about experiences in my life, I talk about random things. Like cows. And not liking scientists. As a whole, these are basically just rants, or very long complaints. You're actually reading someone complain endlessly about nothing! This brings me to the third reason my entries are long. Word choices. When one chooses their words carefully, one can give a political deconstruction of Val Kilmer's asshole for pages and people will read it. In fact, I constantly tell you in my diary that it is pointless and boring to read, and yet you somehow choose to read it anyway. I make it a point of mine to tell stories in detail. See, when I tell a story, I get all the details down, and don't be broad about something unless absolutely nothing happened at a certain point, even then I might mention it if I can think of something funny to say. So maybe you should practice telling your stories in long-winded detail. Just remember to be entertaining or else no one will read them. Another reason my entries are long is because I make sure of it. I don't submit an entry unless it's a certain length. I'll write some one day and a bit another day until it's long enough. I'm also never TIRED when I update, something you seem to be guilty of often. Tsk tsk, I say. And what is probably the most important aspect to having long entries is: the toilet. Yes, it's true, sitting on the john, taking a crap is where I come up with about 70% of all the things you read on my diary. Never underestimate bathroom philosophizing. So don't feel like your life is emptier than mine, especially since all my entries consist of large portions of bullshit. But not yours. Holy crap this note is long. See? Proof of all I just said.
from bootyqueen17 :
all i can really say is "you go girl" hehe. if my dad mentions my big ass one more time i think i will punch him in his face.
from gtafreak :
Hey Amy, *HUG* I know how you feel. Trust me. I Love you. Lane
from steelpennies :
Hey there. I just wanted to thank you for the kind note that you left me. I'm flattered that you like my diary, feel free to read it anytime. Take care.
from bootyqueen17 :
HOLY CRAP *LMAO* that was the funniest mess i have read in a long time. You made my night! Well, you AND Harry Potter!
from ibtil2003 :
LANE! Shhhh. For God's sake, can't you keep your mouth shut?! I know that, and YOU know that, but we're supposed to try and keep it that way. And while we're on the subject of me not doing things because I'd fuck them up.....I would like you to make letters follow my cursor around!!! But I want song lyrics! YAY! OK, um...dismissed or whatever....
from gtafreak :
So am I really handling everything you can't be bothered with or just the stuff you know there's no way in hell you'd be able to do with out fucking it up? I mean I know you have to keep up the fecade cause you're ruler of the world and everything, but let's face reality here.
from awkwardpause :
Funny entry. That last one. You sound slightly crazy, and more than a little doped up. *gives the "thumbs up" sign* High five.
from maidenmoon :
I dont get any notes on here either!!!! :)
from gtafreak :
Hey yoyoyo. So yeah your not the only one who doesn't get notes. Even when I ask questions and TELL people to answer in the notes they don't leave me any. Love Ya. Lane
from ibtil2003 :
Yeah, I've resorted to writing myself notes again. I just hate never getting new ones. People always write Lane notes, why not me? I don't get it? I'm loveable...why no notes?! C'mon guys, get it together. Sheesh. So, Ihave shit to do, and could be writing this complaint in my DIARY, but what fun would that be, huh? Answer me that. Peace out. Write more notes.
from rundmb :
hey amy. you were conspicuously absent today. the IB office is not the same without you, I kept going in there and expecting you to be there and you WERENT. and "I couldn't handle it". haha. call me this weekend. love liz
from dudesweet :
there's a man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin. he's really freakin me out.
from dudesweet :
dude, why do you talk to danny? danny's stupid, blah blah. dont talk to danny! ^^ what i heard all the time from everyone else jessica, youre a dummy! why did you talk to danny? dummy dummy dummy! ^^ what i now hear in my own head, echoing the ridiculous fact that everyone but me was right. lesson gleaned: listen to your friends. sometimes they happen to be right.
from bootyqueen17 :
AHH! Hotties? Yay. Ok, i'm not sure about any Ben or Heath. They could possibly be new boys...hmmm...i need to be a stalker and start reading everyone's nametag. Yupper! OK, tomorrow, you definitely need to tell me stories! They are exciting AND fun! If only i had "Hottie Stories"....hmmm
from maidenmoon :
*love* if there is anything i can do.... yeah, thats why i call her momma newman
from rundmb :
amy. that is.....SO DANGEROUS! no really I was worried when you werent at school today and I was going to call but I got on here and now I'm afraid to call I dont want to hurt your eardrum any more than it already is hurt. Call me when you get this.
from rundmb :
*fusses*
from rundmb :
hey amy, I know you've had a rough last couple days (partly b/c of me, yes I do suck greatly), so I just wanted to say HEY and tell you I'm thinking of you b/c we havent talked in a while.....well actually we talked yesterday. but yeah. I hope you start feeling better, and good luck with your EE. love, Liz
from rundmb :
hey amy! i miss you. i havent seen you since like....wednesday? yeah that sucks. llamame por favor! =)
from ibtil2003 :
See? This only proves my point...this kid cracks me up.
from awkwardpause :
If I could see you, I would be staring blankly at you. Which is what I do to people when they freak me out. I go into my own little world and frolick with unicycle riding dwarf cowboys. Much like Happy Gilmore. Ah ha... yes... I am aware I have no funny quizzes. On account of me not having any quizzes at all. Nor am I funny. You're exclaimation that I am 'damn funny' can only lead me to conclude that you are neurotic and should probably be locked in a small room with soft walls. I'm getting used to being obsessed over. You're actually the third person to do so. Sadly, these people live thousands of miles from me and out of my age range. It's good to read my diary. Most people comment on my kung-fu style dancing. It's the entry I got the most responses for. Also, I do not think cars like you very much and I think you should stay at least one hundred meters from them. And send unsolicited ads for my diary out. Tell your friends, the cute Cinnabon guy, and the goth kid. And eat cookies.
from bootyqueen17 :
i took that barbie quiz, and i was Harley Barbie or some mess. I think it's a little incorrect...I'm not a ballerina, not quite a biker chick.
from bootyqueen17 :
hey, girl! i was not actually awake when you sent me the IM...last night, i never signed off like the idiot that i am. AHH i'm sorry about Golden Eagle! THey're supposed to let you leave at like 9 or 9:30! not 10 or 10:30! you should've went downstairs and got the parents! Did they even tip you guys? snotty bastards. muahaha well i have 0 money so the mall would not be a good plan today. but i get my paycheck from publix next friday, so then i will have a little something. yay. i wish that EVERYONE i knew worked at publix. do you understand how much fun that would be? I have to babysit at Golden Eagle tonight, so wish me luck! Eeek!
from maidenmoon :
hey hunny, remember that all diary entries aren't happy fun and games. I know the missingapiece thing is kinda weary for us journlers, but part of journaling, is an expression of your feelings and emotions, u can't always wonder and worry about what people feel, i know its hard, cause i am like that to, but sometimes, we can't be love patti
from polixenes :
Girl, if you ONLY KNEW what I actually wrote before I deleted it five minutes later. You thought my Princess Venus diatribe was bitter? Maybe I'll actually post it someday.
from ibtil2003 :
Haha - I guess that makes TWO of us that had dreams about Maryann - at least mine was nice though. *grin* Yeah, that was low...sorry.
from ibtil2003 :
I will kill Callie now. THAT IS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO WORK AT PUBLIX MORE THAN ANYBODY IN THE WORLD! THAT IS SO UNFAIR!
from bootyqueen17 :
Hey amy i have a desire to laugh at you A LOT because i just got called by PUBLIX (muahahahhah) to set up an interview...maybe i'll work there! at the best store ever! HAhahahahhahahahahahahahhahaa i can sense your jealousy already!
from gtafreak :
AMY WE"RE PONGLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from rundmb :
IBtil2003: hm...i'm going to get some agua LlamaEmpress: ok LlamaEmpress: get me some too IBtil2003: you want ice? LlamaEmpress: AMY IBtil2003: wait! IBtil2003: *smacks forehead* IBtil2003: liz, can i tell you how i was totally bringing you water
from ibtil2003 :
SHUT UP! lol. You had to throw A.A in there, just so it had that extra-creepy feeling of probability, didn't you?! POLIX!
from rundmb :
good thing you have pdog. my aunt sue has 14 cats, and trust me, you do NOT want to turn out like her....
from polixenes :
Shack up with forty cats and a tattered copy of ANGELA'S ASHES for the rest of your life. That's what you would do without me.
from ibtil2003 :
Polix, your great attitude is what always keeps me going. Thank you, as always, for the appreciation. *hugs!* What would I do without you?
from polixenes :
Oh, but you ARE funny. Believe me, I giggled at your summary of dealing with the busybody. The hard times are what make you appreciate the good ones. Chin up.
from dudesweet :
ok it is an even smaller world b/c i am rundmb's neighbor too! wow! *small world plays*, 'cept i dont go to the 'progressive dinners' b/c my dad lives in the ghetto house! yes!
from paden :
Apparently I'm a Bruce...and something else...but I've got a whole long Irish story about pirates and swords and the cherokee nation, ask me about it sometime.
from polixenes :
My legal team informs me that it would be best for everyone involved if I apologize. So, I am sorry. BTW -- my cat bought an air rifle today on his daily trip to the gun shop. Just thought I'd mention it, Taylor!
from ibtil2003 :
Ok, I have resorted to being trashy and writing notes on my own Notes Page ( Polix!! ). 1. Liz, you figured it out. dammit! Let's pray to Jesus Christ Almighty that Lor doesn't read this diary...2. POLIZ! NO. Not even remotely humorous. Apologize or I will take your cat and hold him hostage. Don't make me bring up the poetry. Because I WILL!!!
from rundmb :
amy do you realize how much lauren is going to KILL you for trying to make a move on her man? i mean, this is LAUREN we're talking about......she will get in her car and speed over to your house and knock over your mailbox (unintentionally) and then proceed to bombard you with mary k and......that......thing.......it has a name........oh yeah PIXIE! you are in deep shit.
from polixenes :
Oh, and Liz? I know who Amy 's ACTUAL true love is... e-mail me if you are curious, I can't post Mr. Smith's name on the noteboards. Oh. Oops. Taylor, I am so sorry -- but people WERE going to EVENTUALLY figure out that the pure hatred act was just a cover for the simmering heat of passionate love. Oh my God, new title of my diary! BTW -- don't kill me, I have too much to bring to the world. Thanks.
from polixenes :
Thanks for the concern, Liz, but everything worked out. :) Just a temporary lethargy. Also, you have been asking me forever, but yes, he cancelled his 4th of July party. Or, more precisely, decided not to have one this year. So Taylor -- I am totally going to bust out the McSkankerton raggage, even if you won't. Where do I start? How about the hair? Ewww. You are SO going to kill me, aren't you?
from polixenes :
WORD, Liz! But that's why we love her, right? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
from rundmb :
amy you are HIGH MAINTAINANCE! you dont like to be in a room by yourself, but you also dont liek to be in a room with more than one other person. that is PICKY.
from rundmb :
yeah, or how you didnt mention the NATURE we saw!! first it was a ROACH ON THE DOOR, then it was a.....a.....POSSUM!!!! yay for nature in liz's backyard! yay for talking in third person......oops
from whyamime :
wait, is Liz, Elizabeth Clark? cause shes my neighbor and my neighborhood just had that progression? dinner thingy (but i wasnt there) and one of those crazy kids trying to kill each other was probably my lil brother! ha, small world...
from gtafreak :
Amy I Left You A Note. I'm too tired for anything more provocative or interesting so be gald you got this.
from whyamime :
hey hey! just thought you should know that i think your diary is great! it makes me laugh! and since laughing makes you live longer, that would be a good thing...well sorry im not a straight normal guy, im a straight unnormal girl, who is also in addicted to guys and needs her fix...wow i write way to much about nothing! ack!
from polixenes :
...and "regests?" That's the Hip New Way of saying "rejects" for all you losers out there :)
from polixenes :
Taylor, I NEVER want to read or hear the words "But I really just want to meet some normal guys. To date. Or whatever" coming from you. I know WHATEVER you want with "normal" guys! BTW? Mel Gibson is not a "normal guy" so just simmer! I just have to reference the commercial for STUART LITTLE 2 or whatever that has that "Hero" song from SPIDER-MAN (which I did not see!) playing as the little mouse flies around in a toy plane. Totally takes the steam out of SPIDER-MANIA. OH MY GEEZ! "Looking For Love: Bachelorettes In Alaska?" Wedding dress-clad "Temptstion Island" regests scaling a tundra like penguins will suddenly appear to carry their train? Say it isn't so, Lord!

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