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from dinosaurorgy :
Some people still use diaryland :)
from knife-fight :
INTERNET DIARIES ARE GAY.
from yeuxestrella :
But I still write, sometimes.
from porcelin :
Wrong!
from punkieboom :
That is correct.
from knife-fight :
Happy birthday, fagmo.
from knife-fight :
Your cousin is fun. She lives with my friends. It was very weird to find out that she's RELATED to YOU. Airdrie is invading.
from yeuxestrella :
I THINK SO!. it was strange and very "it's a small world after all"-esque. and then she complimented my shoes. that is all. it was magical.
from yeuxestrella :
I MET YOUR COUSIN IN RES AT THE U OF L!
from punkieboom :
I moved to Turner Valley last weekend.
from knife-fight :
A CAR THAT YOU CANNOT LEGALLY DRIVE!!
from llamasuzanna :
or perhaps get really fucking high...
from llamasuzanna :
Dave said he'll drive you out here if you pitch some gas money. So now you have no choice! You must come drink some beverages that may or may not contain alcohol!
from cytokinesis :
7eleevvvennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
from knife-fight :
Seagulls are a lot stupider than people give them credit for. We once followed one around a parking lot in my car, and the stupid thing did nothing but hop along in front of it. I could have run it over but the thought of killing something other than flowers or spiders frightens me.
from packedmybags :
HOLY FUCKING FRIK CHEL!!! I FOUND YOUR FREAKING MINI DISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was in a backpack like you said, but I've been looking in the wrong one the whole time. I'm SOOO sorry. I hope it's yours.. it's blue. Umm. K.
from thegenerator :
On the eve of vik leaving town we got trashed and sang kareoke. in limited STYLE.
from clitty :
Get the tattoo!!
from punkieboom :
Tell me when you are in the city. We'll get effed up.
from knife-fight :
I'll give you the wifing of your life.
from punkieboom :
Then come.
from knife-fight :
♥♥heartheart&heart;
from knife-fight :
UPDATE YR DIARY, YOU WHORE!!!!1oneone!!11!11!1!
from knife-fight :
YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME TODAY. Thanks!
from knife-fight :
EW. Stay away from things relating to Idaho. Also, GO TO BIO. Some of us weren't fortunate enough to make it through the first week.
from knife-fight :
WAY TO GO, FAGCORE.
from clitty :
Oh so you already got it done?
from xrandux :
Mahjoke
from clitty :
Atta girl! DO IT. ♥
from cyle :
i always thought that too.
from thegenerator :
hello
from clitty :
I thought you were going to the show on Friday night, and I was really excited to see you! It's been a LONNNG time. Come to Calgary soon.
from theview :
meditate
from theview :
So, im gonna call you soon, and itll be great because its been so long sicne we talked itll be like something new.
from xrandux :
Oy it's a hard life lifting boxes at the dock all day.
from tritius :
haha! I read your diary talking about that and was going to leave you a note!
from myfather :
BECAUSE ROBIN FUCKING DIED!!! We got high once and he had a heart attack because pot + lots of caffein pills = not happy.
from rubysunshine :
hi chelsea, my new diary is myfather
from misssmitten :
I added you because your entries are short, sweet, and interesting. Hope you don't mind.
from knife-fight :
Eww. Chomick is intolerable! And who pierces their septum. Like wtf. Seriously.
from clitty :
oK PHEW. Just making sure.
from clitty :
DID YOU GET ER PIERCEd? Did Jesse Chomick do it?
from ljisbetter :
I would very much like to live in your pocket. Could I sleep on some pocket lint? ♥
from unhaired :
5164079
from parkatnight :
hi thanks alot hi.
from clitty :
Most effing likely. TELL ME WHEN YOU'LL BE HERRR.e.
from thegenerator :
OMG DUH? GOODNIGHTY
from thegenerator :
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT GOODNIGHT
from thegenerator :
WELL THERE WAS A LOT OF BLOOD AND I DONT KNOW WHERE MY BOXCUTTER IS ANYMORE
from thegenerator :
OMG K I ALREADY TOOK ABUNDLEOFACID. I TRIED TO SHAVE MY ARM YKNOW???
from thegenerator :
Capiche is spelt like this yo, and shizz zilllll shiz up to you shiz out
from thegenerator :
I smiled all day
from thegenerator :
I GOT YOUR LETTER!
from knife-fight :
1. Who ACTUALLY says son of a gun? 2. I want my comment back, bitch! 3. How come every time I've been home since SEPTEMBER I haven't seen you ONCE? ♥
from ljisbetter :
Its true. :3 ♥
from unhaired :
indeedly doo! still have my tele-phony number?
from auto-da-fe :
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LE SAD and thanks for the hug
from clitty :
It's ok love duck! You're allowed not to. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
from clitty :
I haven't seen you in FOREVER. Also, nice template. ♥
from llamanator :
come back, please.
from biggestlie :
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
from thegenerator :
I know, right? Why the fuck aren't you here yet?
from auto-da-fe :
the great mystery is solved no e http://www.vonnegut.com/images/nav/top.jpg
from auto-da-fe :
whoah i cant find either of my books i may call the library if need be
from auto-da-fe :
hi chelsea and i really think theres an e i'll check my books
from knife-fight :
WHERE DO YOU WORK, BITCH?
from auto-da-fe :
does vonnegut have an "e" at the end? also WHO ARE YOU
from tritius :
EH man I rock all my illest threads in the showeer
from knife-fight :
Now, if it works the same for you as it did for me, your hair will be a nice, unnatural shade of white blonde.
from knife-fight :
I was throwing up this morning. It's so gross because I NEVER get physically sick like that.
from knife-fight :
MERRY GODBABY DAY, START LEAVING YOUR HOUSE.
from ljisbetter :
You are my favourite mail-order bride. <3 I think you are so keen beans, I'm just afraid I'll say something retarded and you'll think I'm an idiot. Which I am, I would just rather no one be the wiser. >> I'm just.. boring. And I don't go to shows or anything like that. So I always worried you'd be like, "Lamewad." YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING THAT NOW!! I'm going to stop. :X I love you. :o
from porcelin :
Coachella Valley, which is right near Palm Springs. California, of course. April 30th and May 1st. !!!!
from yeuxestrella :
WHERE ARE YOU?!
from porcelin :
Totally. Let's do it!
from thegenerator :
I definitely did not write it. I miss you, chelsea. things have been different for so long. 33 chapala bay se T2x3m4.
from thegenerator :
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain Occasionally glancing up through the rain. Wondering which of the buggars to blame And watching for pigs on the wing.
from knife-fight :
ZAP!
from cytokinesis :
DURRRRRRRRRRRRR
from luckless :
Thats why i havent called you. Totally disabling.
from knife-fight :
ALKJFILEAJFKLJA;FDL I LIKE THAT I CAN READ YOUR DIARY NOW BECAUSE THIS LAYOUT DOESN'T GAY UP IN MY BROWSER ASJDFKLAJSDLKFJALSK;DFJ;DLASF
from porcelin :
I totally feel the same way right now.
from cyle :
Sable it is.
from knife-fight :
THE HIGHWAY IS NOTHING. Lethbridge is split in half by A GIANT HOLE IN THE GROUND. Airdrie is no different than Calgary would be, it's just a bit more white trash compacted into a smaller area. You'd still get bored/fed up with the people there/complain. It's like any ridiculous suburb is.
from clitty :
Nice effing template. DAMN.
from thegenerator :
hm. I could possibly pull that off if I'm not grounded by then. it might be a bad idea but pfft.
from thegenerator :
haha i hear it jay. I fuckin HEAR ufhhhhhhhhguooooooolf dometime. hahha i f you get into town today, cometogyhegolfdome!
from thegenerator :
dude, what the shirt's going on tommorow? call mesoonboutityo. I WANNA WALK, BABY! word peacieotu
from xrandux :
If you're ever in town, anyway, give me a call.
from xrandux :
I haven't seen you in about six months. How can I make you laugh?
from thegenerator :
yuwber
from dork-wad :
um. WHAT KIND OF PLAN?!?!
from luckless :
Happy birthday! I phoned you on it and the day after it (it being your birthday) but you wernt around so i thought this had to be good enough untill one of us goes to the others city/town/house
from dork-wad :
ok. it wasnt awkward. it was fine and nice etc. fucking come visit already you bitch
from thegenerator :
hahahha. I miss you.
from streetcore :
HI CHEALSEA IT SJUSTIN JONES ROAR I M DRUNK I MISS YOU CAUSE YOU"RE COOL HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS BYE CHELAEAHS!dfdg
from thegenerator :
Are you still coming in to town?
from thegenerator :
Alright, I'm not going to tell you to do anything, however, his address is 7232 kananaskis road, sw. telephone 2594975. his middle name is stryk/
from punkieboom :
<3
from thegenerator :
dude, Matt Milne through me off a desk.
from xrandux :
Why am I still on this?
from dork-wad :
ohhhh your parts bitch are gonna be bloody
from dork-wad :
THEIR MY WORDS ARENT THEY BITCH?
from thegenerator :
woah, fuck.
from thegenerator :
whoah! awesomehol uhhhh ill deground myself by some means
from dork-wad :
OKOK! I just called you for like ten minutes. But YA! I have Friday AND Saturday off. So call me! YAY!
from thegenerator :
more like rp3307 : sweet. lolz. dude, wtf? you haven't been to calgary in so long. get your shit together.
from thegenerator :
If you're referring to my last one that's hilarious.
from thegenerator :
woooah, word. call me tonight because tonight is for not sleeping ever grammarcontainer. Although her name is not Amelia, her plight is real. Amelia is just one of the millions of children who must work--often under the worst conditions. Child labor is a blessing to our fine country, happy thanksgiving.
from knife-fight :
HEY FAG. I'M IN YOUR CITY RIGHT NOW.
from nessus :
BAD.
from thegenerator :
LoLz I DiDnTZoRz
from donotwanthis :
I also read yours, miss.
from dork-wad :
gross. i didnt like it at all. my hair IS short and cute. EEE. weird that you haven't seen it yet. I cut it at like the beginning of summer fuck-o.
from dork-wad :
tell me more about these pangs. maybe you should go see a doctor. dude i had the weirdest dream last night. i was fighting with some guy over the internet because one of his friends insulted erics brother or something, and so i cut off his hand and like a foot maybe and gave him all these awful wounds, and then he started chasing me and i had to run to erics house through this big field and luckily he never caught me or he would have killed me. but then i was laying on a couch and eric came up from behind me and kissed me. then you came from the front and kissed me. and then you guys kissed. it was so weird.
from dork-wad :
what? why? I don't get it. Dude where the hell have you been. We've been dead for like half a year or something.
from dork-wad :
weird.
from dork-wad :
what? who?!?!
from thegenerator :
Tonight might be a good night for that, ma'am.
from thegenerator :
yurp
from thegenerator :
I DID NOT SLEEP UNTIL SEVEN O'CLOCK BECAUSE I'M BAD AT THAT.
from thegenerator :
today that is
from thegenerator :
Im so sorry dude, I HAVE to sleep. I'm too tired to even manage my resume. I'll call you tommorow, you can bet your wife on it.
from knife-fight :
THANKS FOR SAYING HELLO TO ME YESTERDAY YOU STUPID BITCH. I mean that in the nicest way possible, of course.
from porcelin :
Ugh. they're so...crawly though. Haha.
from porcelin :
How can you love ants?!
from donotwanthis :
I'm sorry you have a sad puppy, but so happy that you got your puppy! music helped my puppy. hope you are wellllll.
from dork-wad :
I. LOVE.YOU. things are different cuz we never see each other
from knife-fight :
DAMN RIGHT YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING MISS ME.
from dork-wad :
aww. i love you. youre nostalgic. that was fun. you saw my breasts! and yet you STILL wont make out with me. such a tease. *forehead kiss*
from dork-wad :
umm...so you paint other people too, or was that related to me?
from thegenerator :
WHACK! where??
from dork-wad :
EXCEPT I WAS ASLEEP.
from dork-wad :
Remember that day you were asleep, and so was I and I accidentaly rolled my lips onto your poon?
from zamblam :
SEriously though...there's no S.
from thegenerator :
YOUR FACE IS A JOKE! OH SNAP. WORD.
from thegenerator :
you still in tha hizhouse?
from dork-wad :
youre. so. lucky. and that made me feel so much better about things right now. thankyou.
from knife-fight :
YOU ARE CORRECT CHELSEA I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU ALREADY.
from thegenerator :
I want to talk to you despite this evvenings odd one. Im drunk and going to bike ride. KEEP IT REAL dude your mom IS home now?! WIERD oh and when i say no i mean... dormant. peace
from knife-fight :
That may be in order. Need to see how things go.. soonish, though. If they even do go. Fuck, it's stupid.
from dork-wad :
i thought you had been talking to eric and then made an entry about it. what was that about then?
from dork-wad :
maybe you shouldnt come to conclusions when you dont know everything about whats going on right now
from knife-fight :
I am sorry for not answering any of your FOUR phone calls, the ringer was turned off!
from knife-fight :
♥
from knife-fight :
Bye!
from knife-fight :
I think it's time to stop now.
from knife-fight :
(except maybe for now)
from knife-fight :
People who are not me.
from knife-fight :
It's all over-run with notes from the same people.
from knife-fight :
Because really.
from knife-fight :
I'm going to have my way with your notes page.
from knife-fight :
Anyhow.
from knife-fight :
Well, there's old reruns of the Maury show.
from knife-fight :
And there is nothing on TV right now.
from knife-fight :
Like, 2:03 a.m. on Wednesday, July 28th, early.
from knife-fight :
Like, really early.
from knife-fight :
Seeing as how it's early.
from knife-fight :
So.
from dork-wad :
whoa hot. in a...compulike-non-turn-on kind of way...of course...RAWR
from thegenerator :
Shit dude, it's never been this long has it? hahah what a theme, whatevs I'll call you tommorow. also if your back tonight call me! ill be up all fucking night and im soo talky. Word, keep it fucking real.
from dork-wad :
neck whore!
from xrobinx :
around to vancovuer area, then around the seattle/portland area.
from xrobinx :
nah, im not really staying in one place very long. but if you send me a letter RIGHT AWAY, ill get ti before i leave. ill read it while im travelling ps. make it long.
from dork-wad :
what? shut up
from dork-wad :
i called you! you werent home! im sick and my uncles at work! i cant come! im sorry! reschedule! exclamation mark! i love you!
from dork-wad :
yikes. more kyle gross. i will call you so we can talk about monday
from thegenerator :
My house is empty thursday - monday. If you can you should come knock over my house. also what time will your parents be annoyed that i called?
from thegenerator :
i miss you
from lycosses :
im coming to see you, baby. Call me @ 238 4241. I declare a sleep over, saturday night. TOMORROW NIGHT! <3 allison
from luckless :
I like this entry.
from thegenerator :
im coming to your town, wake up eaarly
from thegenerator :
dooooooooooood call me late at night
from porcelin :
I'm really not sure if those sentences made sense. I think I might still be drunk.
from porcelin :
Aww! I hate how you couldn't be there either. I love you too chelsea, and one day soon, we really will hang out.
from dork-wad :
date with anya.
from thegenerator :
I want to lie with you on your grass more than anything.
from knife-fight :
Holy carp. Chelsea, I'm so sorry that happened. Don't blame yourself. If you need anything, you know where I am. xo
from dork-wad :
all for you darling. kthnx.
from porcelin :
OH YES! I'm excited now.
from asoftbreeze :
Rumblefish was an awesome movie.
from thegenerator :
its 8625378. never be afraid of acting/seeming/being wierd in front of me-no matter what weird is. ever
from clitty :
I bet you got that friggin cough from Kyle. He had it all day Sunday, and now I've got it too.
from ljisbetter :
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU. *bursts into cosmic flame*
from porcelin :
Who the hell goes to canmore? Teehee.
from luckless :
A big fat suck is that i cant come with you. A dandy is that youll be around tomorrow,. Wouldya like to see me? Ill meow "please"
from stellary :
CATLOAF!!!!
from stellary :
hey. notes are awesome. remember that one time you left me my FIRST NOTE EVER ON THIS DIARYLAND ACCOUNT? those were the days.
from asoftbreeze :
Don't do it!!
from downtodie :
Tommorow is far away.
from downtodie :
Kyle learned: 1) Tommorow isn't supposed to come today. 2) I am lame
from unhaired :
you watch aloooot of people. hi. *hug*
from asoftbreeze :
Gross, Canmore.
from clitty :
If you should call me, do it after Thursday, because I'm in San Francisco. !!
from clitty :
YAY! You used it! The Chelsea is the winner at life. LIFE.
from clitty :
oops *IT'S HARD TO LOOK AT HER AND NOT DIE
from clitty :
clitty - She has a stupid username. BUT SHES SO AWESOME IT'S HARD TO NOT LOOK AT HER AND DIE.
from knife-fight :
GOOD FUCK! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT FUNNER IS NOT A FUCKING WORD. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ANYONE ONCE THAT FUNNER IS NOT A WORD. IT'S LIKE SAYING GOODER OR SOMETHING.
from luckless :
Ok, Maam Ive been doing some thinking. I work too much. Still, thats no excuse not to phone you for 23145 years. You sent me a post card, gracias! Now i need to talk with you because youre super, youre Chelsea. This just isnt cool.
from tritius :
Yeah man, How could a concise description of some stupid rap-related concept not be sweet?
from nightradio :
:) I luv U.
from asoftbreeze :
I truly believe that there is nothing on this earth lamer than Tank Girl.... except maybe Chelsea.
from clitty :
I hope that I wasn't one of these friends :(
from doll-of-pain :
oh, which divsion? junior? did you ever play us? Im in junior B.
from lacryma :
To answer your questions, m'dear 1)my birthday was on Mrach 11 2)my sister is 21 and looks somewhat like me 3)my parents did a good job making me? haha i don't know. But thanks, doll. I need to see you soon, I miss you. xox
from packedmybags :
I had to delete because the hearts were fucked up. Do you know how to make hearts on here? IF SO TELL ME AND I WILL REMAKE THE ENTRY!
from nightradio :
590 9505 REMEBER THAT! Expect a call! FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. With sex!
from doll-of-pain :
who are you?
from doll-of-pain :
I playED for southview tricky...booourns.
from nightradio :
So, it turns out i was drunk last night, and i dont know your phone number! WTF>>>!>!
from nightradio :
HOLY CRAP DUDE. Our match makes senSE ! MAKING OUT!
from nightradio :
HOLY CRAP DUDE. Our match makes senSE ! MAKING OUT!
from knife-fight :
DREARCHELSEA I AM DRUNK. ON A SCOOHOOL NIHTEG!
from asoftbreeze :
I'm so second on the list.
from clitty :
A picnic would be snazzcore.... when it's warm out again.
from clitty :
Actually what I meant to say was us and our friggin picnics.. but I was tired.
from knife-fight :
Tara > EVERYTHING, especially existance.
from porcelin :
Haha, well me obviously. And sadly. But next weekend we shall have fun watching my dance videos. Hahah. oh dear.
from knife-fight :
HEY. IF HE GETS A BETTER COMMENT, I WANT ONE TOO.
from clitty :
Us and our friggin kids!
from ljisbetter :
The answer to the question you asked and I wasn't there to answer: MY LAST NAME IS DESPINS, YOU PRETTY LADY! :D
from porcelin :
Alright, but shit. I have to go to Canmore Saturday night. So hopefully Friday works for you. If not, definitely the next weekend!
from porcelin :
Ok, yes.
from clitty :
Qui is talking about you?
from knife-fight :
If you're going to jump at me in the hallways while yammering something about running into people, AT LEAST MAKE IT INTELLIGIBLE! I have no idea what the hell you were trying to say to me today!
from biggestlie :
Chelsea, my comment should obviously be: Shane is better than existence.
from porcelin :
Haha. sick. We really need to hang out sometime soon.
from porcelin :
Mushrooms taste like shit. Or feet.
from tritius :
Christ I don't even know that shit looks/sounds like anymore.
from dismissme :
*smiles mysteriously* hmm... i am now debating whether or not to disclose that infor-may-shun. *cackles evilly*
from justinsunday :
Didnt i password you?
from dork-wad :
too late for that sucka! im already inside your head inside your heart and youll never get me out. im pulling your strings as we speak and you love being my puppet
from dork-wad :
no man. my name is edwardo!
from biggestlie :
You best change it, or else Jesus will hate you!
from nightradio :
because YOU go to school!
from dork-wad :
;(
from porcelin :
I miss Chelsea.
from biggestlie :
I sure did get a fucking crappy COMMENT!
from inbred :
...i don't get it.
from xrandux :
You emo fuck.
from dork-wad :
the?!?! i get THE?!?! FUCK YOU!
from dork-wad :
ill asterisk you! AND your dog! *****************************
from dork-wad :
*bottom lip quivers* LIES! BLASPHEMER!
from dork-wad :
I LOVE AND TOO. butbut, only nick gets to ravage my body. sorry toots.
from dork-wad :
none of what? *looks around innocently*
from ljisbetter :
This will go on forever, but: YOU ARE INDUBITABLY SPIFFIER THAN I.
from asoftbreeze :
i feel your pain, dear.
from dork-wad :
good thing the pixies suck then eh?
from punkieboom :
I'm leaving a note to let you know that you are my friend and I care about you and love you ever so much. [Heart] Ps I miss you.
from clitty :
dude! I'd come!
from ljisbetter :
Get well soon, you crazy kid. <3
from punkieboom :
I miss you, honey. I love you so much. I hope you feel better. And...You're talking about me with Robyn..AH.
from nightradio :
i love you, too. thanks for picking me up at three am. thank you so much.
from ljisbetter :
You're a far niftier wifey than I! XD! And I keep posting this on my own notes 'cause I'm stupid. PARTY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. XD
from ljisbetter :
FANTASTIC. Liane will be the best hooker in the land! And we shall be a few hundred richer. XD Hahahaha!
from ljisbetter :
She was! Hahaha. I think we should get married in Paris! In a brothel house. HOT.
from ljisbetter :
You're sweet. Marry me! I've heard (-----------this much------------) about you. You sound boss. So you should marry me. Kay.
from luckless :
Bee-you-tea-full
from luckless :
Chelsea, you scared me, youre scaring me. I need to talk wiht you. My phone hasnt been fixed, so if youre on msn, please come online. I need you and i hope youll lean on me. Anything, Chelsea.
from luckless :
Chelsea. Im on a note rampage, and this is #2! I like you a bunch. Talking to you is easy. Lets be easy together. My phone died. The dooooooooooooooooooooo has been replaced be a crickle, crack, clierk, cra. Bah! So, anywya, in losing, youre great and lets find somewhere high up and secluded to watch the places from.
from luckless :
Chelsea. Im on a note rampage, and this is #2! I like you a bunch. Talking to you is easy. Lets be easy together. My phone died. The dooooooooooooooooooooo has been replaced be a crickle, crack, clierk, cra. Bah! So, anywya, in losing, youre great and lets find somewhere high up and secluded to watch the places from.
from xrandux :
Chesla!!!!!!!!!!! MOYA MAMA - BABUSHKA!!!!!!
from punkieboom :
I miss you. Best girlfriend ever. [Heart] Ps-Do you have thursday and friday off?
from nightradio :
THAT WOULD BE COOL
from clitty :
after hot little rocket, right?
from punkieboom :
I call being bouncer!
from clitty :
Can I COME!!
from punkieboom :
Yeah, pretty much.
from punkieboom :
PARTY AT CHELSEA'S HOUSE. Only cool people are invited.
from punkieboom :
I MISS YOU, ASSHOLE! [Heart]
from nightradio :
so am i.
from nightradio :
not really, it feels like the whole left side of my mouth is infected now. i'm in alot of pain.
from nightradio :
infected tooth pulled.
from nightradio :
Dear Chelsea. it has come to my attention that your new diaryland template turns me off from your rather amazing dairy. Or maybe its the fact that I am bleeding prefusliey from the mouth.
from porcelin :
AH. Me doing shots=puking.
from porcelin :
Chelsea's drunk RIGHT NOW!
from knife-fight :
I have to open an entire new browser to read your diary because your layout doesn't like to work in Netscape 7.0
from hedoniste :
Owen Bradley Gerald Thelwall. I could be called Gerry!
from dismissme :
jessica louise privé. i think that is outsane, 'cause that girl down there has my middle name.
from clitty :
dude! fix your template!! It should be %%prev%% not %% 20prev%% or whatever the shit you got in there. fix it! it's bugging me!!
from xrandux :
Your diary is making my head pop with confusion.
from karika :
hey u dont know me but i found your diary and i just thought id leave you a note saying hi..so hi...feel free to look at mine since i looked at yours...hope you write back, if not...peace
from see-n-stars :
Kirstin Amanda Mulholland
from zamblam :
Markus Levar Lake.
from packedmybags :
Ahem, Catriona Louise Mulholland. Learn it, live it, love it.
from stellary :
and if I were really russian, I'd want my name to be Alexis. because it's the hottest name ever.
from stellary :
of course, if I were to anglo-Russianise it, it would be amanda gilbevna robinskaya.
from stellary :
amanda christine robinson.
from knife-fight :
Tara Renée Jeanne Redmond, esq. (IF THIS IS USED AGAINST ME IN SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE PLOY, I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.)
from porcelin :
Pretty name yourself, darling.
from luckless :
I take it as a personal insult to my family that you didnt put my name in the title of that entry. Offt. Marry me. Allen Edward Heerema.
from punkieboom :
Oooooh Yeaaaah. I loves my name. It's hot. I hope to lose the Scottish part. It'll be hotter then.
from punkieboom :
Oooooh Yeaaaah. I loves my name. It's hot. I hope to lose the Scottish part. It'll be hotter then.
from asoftbreeze :
john paul scott. my name rocks. but not nearly as much as justin's. chase is a fucking hot name! and the fact that his first two initials are JC makes it even awesomer.
from punkieboom :
Liane Christine Genevieve Martineau Fowler
from porcelin :
Ok! Kathryn Barbara Rogerson Kaupas. What is your full name?
from nightradio :
i always comply to chelseas questions in her diary. JUSTINCHASEJONES esq.
from dork-wad :
i just tried calling you. call me so we can discuss today?
from clitty :
I'm a virgin times 10.
from dismissme :
jesus loves you
from nightradio :
MORE LIKE EVERY THONG TOOK OFF OF KYLE.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BA ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
from nightradio :
I'VE GOT TALENT... LIKE BILLY....TALENT
from nightradio :
kthx
from knife-fight :
I was going to yell something at you as I was leaving today but you were with some of those dirty skids who are always hanging out in the smoking pit.
from nightradio :
Yo. All right Step. It be to late. to late to masturbate. we be staying up herre. like we got no wherre to go. so come down town and we gonna rock tha flow. like yess yess yall and we might stop. yess yess yall and dont call cops. we dont wanna lose this. we wanna prove this. the motherfuckin j to real the motherfuckin emo feel.
from dork-wad :
WELL?!?! FEEL BETTER!!!!!!?!
from kboyer :
It wasn't too hard considering I'm one of you diaryland buddies.
from clitty :
Everyone feels like that. Trust me.
from nightradio :
We the first motherfuckers in the back of the buss. Staight up roll me over and i'll give you a cuss. Throw down on you like you got the bust. When it makes me uneasy theres no need to flush. I'm tellin yall like i'm a bank. Driving down Hastings like we mackin' skanks. Its so easy to jump and gank. But us real motherfuckers just stand...now stop...and sit. DO YOU LIKE IT CHELSEAFACE!!!!?
from packedmybags :
Right now Chels, I'm not giving the password out to anyone... shits gone down that makes me feel mega uncomfortable about sharing this, with ANYONE. It's not just you, but when I feel secure again, I'll open it. I promise.
from dork-wad :
hey. HEY! stop being a lame dwell-fag.
from yeuxestrella :
me too. man oh man. it's about time for an airdrie trip. OORRR ake your way into calgary on friday for me being 18 and punk rawk.
from yeuxestrella :
WHOA! i sent valentines with tara. it is nearly valentines AGAIN. valentine.
from see-n-stars :
When did Ms. You start smoking? Eh. I'm off to get right trashed! Ta.
from punkieboom :
Come into Calgary. There are no shows but we'll make our own fun. I promise *wink*
from dork-wad :
we forgive you.
from knife-fight :
Go to bed you crazy fuck.
from porcelin :
HOLY CRAP!
from dork-wad :
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARENT YOU IN MY PANTSLOLZORZZZ?!?!?!
from dork-wad :
haha. youre face is true.
from dork-wad :
because its kyle! and kyle is the lamest of the lame! durr...
from ansontran :
Sleeping's for wussies.
from stellary :
do it up, yo.
from stellary :
dude, when my new diary isn't all "underground" anymore, you can be like "man, I knew of that diary before it was cool! she totally sold out!" and stuff.
from stellary :
I [heart] diaryland notes! and staying up late!
from comiddle :
Movie night is in the works!
from knife-fight :
I'm a DDR dancin' machine!
from clitty :
I need to make entries when I'm drunk. I mean.. I need to get drunk.
from knife-fight :
That's all you've got?! You ruin my life and that's all you've got?! You... You... CUNTBAG!!!
from knife-fight :
Mols? I fucking hate chem. Like, FUCKING. You're the reason I cry myself to sleep. CHEM? Like, what the fuck.
from porcelin :
You give the best hugs.
from nightradio :
TOTTALY DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT I ALWAYS SPELL TOTALLY WRONG?
from nightradio :
MEOW
from kboyer :
To be fair I think I lost my trucker hat.
from dork-wad :
haha. youre so dramatic on the internet. everything is a huge hand gesture and a really long pitiful sigh. le sigh...HEART! i really miss yuo alot.
from dork-wad :
bzz. whacha doin?
from putmedown :
thanks sweetie, you're amazing xoxo
from knife-fight :
CRUSHSLUT? MORE LIKE TRENDWHORE!
from putmedown :
bob, xenofire... ugh. i am so hurt by him right now that i cringe at even calling him mine.
from dork-wad :
dont be so emo.
from knife-fight :
CRUSHES ARE FOR SLUTS.
from knife-fight :
QUIT FIGHTING ON THE INTERWEB. IT'S MAKING CYBER-JESUS UNHAPPY.
from john-gerrard :
Hey C-dot. Your diary seems to be high drama!
from dork-wad :
right in the bizzum!
from lamerguy :
Ya, Tell THE WOLFNOTE+MISERY SIGNALS IN EDMONTON!!!!
from nightradio :
HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI I'M JUSTIN YOU KNOW ME
from porcelin :
Clapping to a beat is so lame, hehe.
from dismissme :
LOCKINATED! *cries*
from yeuxestrella :
*wails* CHELSEA! you changed your name on msn so that i would unblock you, but id didnt see that until i was looking at my events log. and i am sorry. because i was not at the computer. and no, i wont judge you. that would not be conducive to friendship. i like how i can tell you shizzle too and you dont even look at me funny.
from yeuxestrella :
damn you and your "authorization required" i'll show you, BIATCH!
from dismissme :
that's 'cause i'm special. with two "ial"s. call if you want. don't be nervous. 'cause. yeah. not that..you know. special. dammit. wang. i am running AWAYYAYAAYAAAAY
from porcelin :
Not ALL weekend! Ballet on Sunday!
from knife-fight :
Well, I SUPPOSE so.
from dismissme :
you're only a fuckup if you believe the dolts in the world who call you that. and believe me, they're fucking morons.
from punkieboom :
I ring again! After school.
from porcelin :
Alright. I have to confirm with my mom the time I'll be getting to airdrie and such. What is your phone number?
from porcelin :
Chelsea, CHelsea, CHElsea, CHELsea, CHELSea, CHELSEa, CHELSEA<3.
from hedoniste :
Well yes, yes I do.
from hedoniste :
Out of curiosity, are you into dreary post-apocalyptic movies?
from punkieboom :
Sounds fancy, lady.
from punkieboom :
I wasn't home...but you didn't call me anyway.
from punkieboom :
I would love it if you came with me. We should do it. I already have a plan in the works. =)
from see-n-stars :
Hit me up with MSN action! redstonerocks@hotmail.com
from dork-wad :
ack. i wish you werent so cryptic.
from dork-wad :
IVAN THE KICKER OF TITS!
from knife-fight :
PLEASE TELL BRIANNE THAT SHE IS A DIRTY WHORE AND I HATE HER. THANK YOU.
from dork-wad :
DECIDE!
from dismissme :
H20, got to let it flow... *dances*
from dismissme :
killing of the bill-ness..... don't worry. i saw caitlyn today, and out of the blue [and into the black] i started crying.
from yeuxestrella :
tara is just angry because she is dirty and no one wants to touch her.
from dork-wad :
ha. dumb. at least im on top. sucka. I GET TO SEE YOU TODAY!!! you are my only reason to wake up.
from knife-fight :
TELL BRIANNE TO KEEP MY PRIVATE LIFE (IE THE CLAP) OFF OF YOUR NOTES PAGE.
from dork-wad :
hey. i think i just figured out something retarded that i shouldnt have been thinking about. when you check for updates, kyles account is right below mine isnt it?
from dork-wad :
GIRRRL.
from yeuxestrella :
LAME TO THE MOFOIN' CORE. LAME LIKE GETTING THE CLAP FROM TARA. LAME LIKE HOW IT IS SNOWING. LAME LIKE ... i dont know, i'm all out of ideas.
from knife-fight :
WHERE ARE THE MOTHEREFFING ROBOTS?
from dork-wad :
i love you.
from yeuxestrella :
welcome to growing up!. everyone leaves!. but dont listen to me, i'm a bitter little girl.
from knife-fight :
LOOKS LIKE YER OUTTA LUCK THERE, THEN!
from knife-fight :
Silly Chelsea, baby Jesus cares about everyone!
from dork-wad :
HEY FAG. TURN THE LIGHTS OUT.
from punkieboom :
you don't call me anymore. did you ever call me? maybe i was the one that called you. whatever. you're not home.
from dork-wad :
people talk to you.
from hedoniste :
I am an internet super-sleuth!
from knife-fight :
YOUR INABILITY TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE CHANGING OF THE DAYS MAKES BABY JESUS CRY. A WHOLE LOT.
from dork-wad :
apologies not needed. darling.
from hedoniste :
It's just the way the sweatpants hang, I swear it!
from dork-wad :
i figured as much so.
from knife-fight :
DEAR CHELSEA AT THE TIME OF WRITING THAT ENTRY IT WAS NO LONGER EVEN FRIDAY ANYMORE YOU WERE INCORRECT XO TARA
from yeuxestrella :
I ALWAYS DO A GOOD FRIGGIN JOB!.
from yeuxestrella :
oh, but it feels so friggin good! (that may have taken it a little friggin far)!!
from yeuxestrella :
HEY CHELSEA! I THINK YOU'LL NEED BOTH FRIGGIN HANDS!.
from yeuxestrella :
FRIGGIN! maybe even!
from yeuxestrella :
oh. i know you would friggin'. sheesh chelsea, it's not like you;re keeping it a big secret. EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE ELSE FIRGGINS!
from yeuxestrella :
I'LL JERL YOU!. oh yeah, now you're going to use that edit entries feature and no one will know how witty i am. post-script; i was going to say "I'LL FRIGGIN' YOU" but then realised what that would mean. WHOA CHELSEA!. if he doesnt makeout with me soon, i know you will!. oh, and I SO TOTALLY JUST WENT THERE AND FURTHER.
from knife-fight :
One in the same with one (or more!) porn stars. Probably more than one.
from dork-wad :
mmm...hello beautiful! i dont think ive talked to you at all today...therefore i MISS you! come tomorrow...what were we going to do again? oh yes, the coffee shop. i have stories...
from yeuxestrella :
GARBLE!. garble garble. at least i dont have you kids blocked!. WAPOW! oh, oh yes, i went there.
from luckless :
Chels... Im hurt. I know you are too. This sucks more than before, dont you agree? I miss you.
from knife-fight :
But if I did that I'd just be acting like a pretentious, elitest cunt.
from knife-fight :
HEY, CHELSEA. JESUS KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP. Also, GET BACK TO CLASS YOU FUCKING SLACKER. GOD HATES SLACKERS.
from knife-fight :
I AM GOING TO THROW STICKS AND/OR STONES AT YOU SOMETIME IN THE COMING WEEK. KEEP ALERT, CHELSEA.
from dismissme :
neigh. i think it's best if you don't call tonight. I'm sorry. I fucked up, and need to face the headsman. Maybe later.
from punkieboom :
I miss you. I don't remember when you're coming...You should call me so I can meet you. I'll probably just meander downtown waiting for you. I love you.
from dismissme :
yeah i know. black beauty, too. i had a horse thing. now i just miss going riding
from yeuxestrella :
i am totally going to make an airdrie trip in which talking and drinking will be essential!.
from dismissme :
smoke comin' out o fyou rnose? when i was a little kid[still, i guess] my favorite movie was the black stallion, and the ship sinking alway sscared me, and that reminded me of the story alec's dad tells him before he dies and alec gets stranded on the island.
from dismissme :
NOT THE PITS! THERE BE FIRE THERE!
from dork-wad :
so ya.
from downtodie :
So you're gayer than the average bear eh?Fuck you yogi!Why can't you fuck men like a normal bear!? haha just joking you lesbinin!
from dork-wad :
oh ya. internet sluts alll the way. im talking ALLL the way. haha oh fuck im witty.
from yeuxestrella :
i'm like... a musical slut. i totally get around!
from downtodie :
That's what you get for being a hanger upper! And for making fun of my bad form! Some kids aren't smart like you!
from downtodie :
Oooops did I say chelslydogpants? Because I meant Chelslydogface! GET IT?
from downtodie :
Now the world will know!You're true nickname! CHELSLYDOGPANTS!
from xrandux :
Yeah. I forgot about that since it happened a while ago. I do remember you being a jerk before the blocking though. Meh.
from xrandux :
Anyway, I haven't heard from you in a long while. I don't understand this spiff you have against me either, but whatever.
from xrandux :
... somebody needs a nap...
from xrandux :
Fuck. I guess my inebriated rape plan didn't work.
from dismissme :
it's the losers and failures that.... well... i was going to say something teacherish, i'm in a bad mood and felt like teasing teachers.. hah... but. no. there's no failure, dear. to me... you... you give me something, chelsea.. to look forward to? not sure. stopping now. unsure of what to say. *robotic head explodes*
from knife-fight :
He's quite the looker, y'know.
from knife-fight :
I know all the words to a variety of Bright Eyes songs! (And in actuality, the music is awful and I just like to look at Conor Oberst.)
from cynics :
no problem at all. -sp
from yeuxestrella :
that is the only bright eyes song i adore. and there goes yet another musical dirty secret. RIGHT OUTTA THE CLOSET, YO.
from knife-fight :
Oh, Chelsea. Bright Eyes? Drinking didn't kill ol' Conor the first time, but you know what they say. At first you don't succeed, TRY TRY AGAIN.
from cynics :
if you like my pictures, you will absolutely adore his --> http://creg.diaryland.com they are gorgeous.
from knife-fight :
JEEZ CHELSEA QUIT WITH THE DIARYLAND ENTRIES WHILE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN ENTERPRISE CLASS.
from dork-wad :
i suppose not. i just dont know what to do with anyones anything. especially yours. i feel like a child.
from dork-wad :
ya. cuz that will help.
from porcelin :
Hehe, Anthony's dancing was so rad. I loved watching John though. That man is a god.
from porcelin :
! I almost peed my pants when RHCP played Around the World. It was great.
from dismissme :
Heehee. i feel special now. *nethug*
from dismissme :
REGRET NOTHING! although i wish i could adhere to that. it was still an awesome night. running around with you and making those deviant plans to fool the guards was so awesome.
from porcelin :
Chelsea!! I'm adding you to msn right now.
from dismissme :
holy hell it's you! *falls over* i swear, we shoulda just bee-lined it.
from dismissme :
iiiiiiiiiiindeed.
from dismissme :
*!PSAG*
from dismissme :
when where call me 516-4079.....if you want to, of course
from see-n-stars :
It'll be unlocked in a matter of hours
from dismissme :
HOLY CRAP! come to calgary and i will give you a present, and if i start stammering when i explain it, hit me and tell me to speak sense.
from luckless :
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy birthday. Sorry i cant be there for you or call you:( mom yelled cos i made a bunch of long distance calls. Tomorrow?
from dismissme :
right on... i have a real urge to call some acquaintance of mine "daddio"
from dismissme :
c'mon baby light my fire try to set the night on... FIRE! *grooooooooves* you're one cool cat.
from dork-wad :
good. *muah*
from dismissme :
bow chika wow wow. do me, do me now.
from dismissme :
love you! in a good, non-sexual way
from dork-wad :
hi. im fine. are you ok? love vik
from punkieboom :
I love you. I miss you. Bleh. This sucks. I'm coming to see you this weekend no matter what. Even if I get kicked out. I have been looking forward to this for so long. I'm not missing it.
from dork-wad :
dude. saturday is fest of filth. i wanna fucking go. shiet. OCS and fisting christ. chels, come on now.
from dork-wad :
Ill host you a party! itll be a surprise! minus the surprise of course. maybe...i think my cousin might be moving in this weekend, meaning maybe no basement...err...invite everyone! you know...the 'scene' :)
from dork-wad :
hey! have a partay! birthday style, y0.
from dork-wad :
:).
from dork-wad :
"one said he'd take me to a movie someday" Back off bitch, hes MINE. hear me? MINE.
from yeuxestrella :
pretty pretty
from dork-wad :
haha GHEY! youre the someone, someoneface!
from dork-wad :
*gasp* y-you mean...i-im...someone?
from yeuxestrella :
*ka-smack* ? sufficient?
from dismissme :
z00|\/
from dork-wad :
sweetest thing ive heard in forever. i love you so much chelsea, almost as much as megan! ;)
from skankin-fun :
hello.my mouth tastes like sunflower seeds. goodbye!
from punkieboom :
I...I knew that...
from punkieboom :
Who did what now?
from dork-wad :
hey loserfag.
from yeuxestrella :
skinny puppy is the awesome.
from punkieboom :
That guy...was crazy. And a hypocrite. "Don't do crack!" *meth twitch*
from dork-wad :
no, YOURE the best...
from dismissme :
i'm glad. [smileyface]
from zamblam :
is that some sort of euphamism?
from tritius :
Yeah, but we did talk tonight, sort of.
from dismissme :
*raises hands, spock-like thing* promise.
from knife-fight :
My sister was reciting that gangsta thing yesterday. You tenth graders are all the same!
from dismissme :
you can live in my living room. *Smiles a bit*
from knife-fight :
I FOUND JESUS! ♥
from dismissme :
maybe. maybe she had it all? but no. I don't know. I'm here, now, I love it. And everything can look good in retrospect, of course... oh man. I need to stop thinking about this.
from dismissme :
i'm jealous too. jealous of that kid with long red hair and a yellow dog, with no knowledge of what city life was like. wow. *shrugs* we had blueberry bushes, blackberry/raspberry bushes. our neighbors had grapes. we had an apple tree i loved to climb. an old black pickup truck. [foxy lady! i truly love hendrix] yeah. *blinks*
from dismissme :
wow that was long
from dismissme :
freaky, someone else has said that to me, too.. quite a few people. and it still makes me wonder if they/you are just being nice. [i used to catch frogs too. i lived in a 100 year old house in the country. for a time. we had a forest in our back yard. we dug a hole, and it rained and got filled with water. frogs lived there, we'd always catch them, then go down the hilll and into the trees and find bugs and mice... well, try to find mice. also caught fogs out here, too, when we moved, robert and i. speaking of mice, sunday there was a mouse running along a fence, and i chased it to the end because it was trying to go around but it was going the wrong way, it's eyes were black. i like mice.]
from dork-wad :
fag.
from dismissme :
EEEP! *starts babbling incoherently* frogsfrogsfrogsfrogs... talking. i duno. generally dunno what to say, really, i apologize.
from punkieboom :
*virtual bear hugs*
from dismissme :
chelsea, whoa-oh-oh chelsea, whoa-oh-oh YEAH! she's a girl, and she has hair, baby, yeah yeah do do do do do a dance, woo! chelsea, yeah, CHELSEA! yeah whoa-oh-oh *ending scream* CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... heh. that's my song for you.
from dismissme :
what happens to everything, really? we just stopped talking. it's quite sad, actually...
from dork-wad :
there already is darling, and there will be more. how could a work of art like you not be immortalized in such beauty.
from punkieboom :
I was alone for longer. It's not so bad at first but as time goes on...it sucks. I feel your pain. I'm always here, you know that.
from punkieboom :
You like that word, don't you? Boys are fuckers. Don't look for one. It'll find you.
from punkieboom :
*sigh* Be on tonight.
from dork-wad :
i own that movie and ive seen it like three times. it was SO good when i first watched it, and i was PISSED OFF that people were saying it was hilarious. i mean, it was so offending. but then i watched it again and by the third time i FINALLY understood. so come over and watch it with me while we get drunk faced and THEN youll realize how funny it is. :)
from punkieboom :
I can't believe you forgot my number! Jeez! Phone me tomorrow. Why do you need to call the bus? Doesn't it just...run? I need you to come see me!
from punkieboom :
Chelsea! Phone me tonight at home or tomorrow on my cell. I have lunch at 11:20. I think...Sneak out of class and call me! AH AH Yes. I need to know stuff. I forget everything. Bye sweetie!
from putmedown :
jesus!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT LIST!!! i read it and laughed my ass off, then i read it again, and laughed more!! COZ IT"S SO GODDAMN TRUE!!!! you're my new hero for posting that.
from punkieboom :
I miss you more, biatch! I fucking love you!
from tritius :
fresh
from tritius :
Now I m misin teh iblly atelnt concert with Alex is on fire
from tritius :
Hah. flip out
from kboyer :
Really? Thanks. That puts you in better standing than most. Seazno, Jeff, Potter. They all suck.
from tritius :
More like,, IMma Joke. you're Chelsea?
from luckless :
Best 101 list alive
from punkieboom :
No where in that entry did you mention the greatness that is I, your stylist. I feel unloved.
from punkieboom :
Best.Email.Ever.
from dork-wad :
*throws flattery at chelsea* you know you love it.
from zamblam :
PI!! PAY ATTENTION!
from punkieboom :
You better! *winkies*
from dork-wad :
yuore seriously the rockenest babe ever. i cant wait to see you.
from dork-wad :
im eating SOUP!
from dork-wad :
meow!
from dork-wad :
YES! fuck im SOOOO excited.
from yeuxestrella :
look! it's chelsea! i havent seen you forever. i miss you.
from punkieboom :
I love your messages. I want one every day.
from xrobinx :
56
from rubysunshine :
___&&&now i write l i k e cara//
from rubysunshine :
You're a fag.
from hisendgame :
I don't even know if you know I don't even live in Calgary anymore, I moved away a few weeks ago now. Cheers. Ry An.
from hisendgame :
miss you too, keep in touch.
from dork-wad :
hermit-fag.
from xrobinx :
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
from knife-fight :
IT'S PI CORE.
from kboyer :
Because I can, I guess.
from dork-wad :
i dont know. part could be the boy, part could be im weird. i just sort of lost my confidence overnight.
from punkieboom :
I thought so. Teehee. Can't wait until tomorrow.
from kboyer :
I'm gone for about three months.
from punkieboom :
How are you writing in your diary? You left me. And, what was that last one about. Tell Liane.
from ripvanfish :
Fix, as in, neuter? Or fix emotionally/physically etc? Oh, hell, I don't care which one. Either/both will do.
from ripvanfish :
Yeah. It'll be good to get my mind off things.
from dork-wad :
of course its about kyle. its always about kyle.
from dork-wad :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! dont be so goddamn conceited.
from punkieboom :
Yes. Let's do it.
from knife-fight :
They've had part-time openings all summer.
from knife-fight :
Safeway wouldn't hire me, the fuckers.
from dork-wad :
maybe i should be such an ass. 640-9556.
from dork-wad :
nice people were there for you through this...funny. i didnt know you were going through anything. thankyou, once again. you know, maybe i should stop smashing my head against the wall with you. you seem to make it not worth it.
from knife-fight :
SICK. I HAVE NO HEART.
from dismissme :
i saw you but there was NO ICE CREAM! HOLY SHIT, NO ICE CREAM!!!!!!i'm done
from krunk :
Nnnnn....nnn...no.
from krunk :
Nnnnn....nnn...no.
from knife-fight :
YOU LIKE THE FUCKING HAMSTER DANCE. GIVE UP THE CRACK SMOKING OR SOMETHING, IT'S IMPAIRING YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE TASTEFUL JUDGEMENTS.
from dork-wad :
yes, a girl. WE HAVE A GIRL EVERYONE!
from nutsaqz :
You can add my rant to your diary for sure. As long as I get credit. And a dinosaur. And a pony. Bah, yeah you can use it.
from dismissme :
...what kind of ice cream? <O
from knife-fight :
Are you prepared for three hours of the hamster dance?!
from yeuxestrella :
I LOVE THE CHELSEA TOO!.
from dismissme :
it's gotta be real shiney-like, yit?
from dismissme :
it is hot! all the boys will want you, and some of the girls too.
from punkieboom :
I SAW YOU!
from yeuxestrella :
it said i was extremly lustful and violent! haahaa
from dismissme :
you too can be metal. now, the first step is arranging an unfortunate smelting accident. then one your wang is gold, we can dip you in molten steel, like ice cream at dair queen. then you will be shiny and metal (once you cool off) see? it works. *clangs fist on head*
from dork-wad :
silly girl, you should have been there
from bipolarwhore :
i love love love your diary...I'm Steph.
from knife-fight :
Also, I can't die. For real.
from knife-fight :
YES! THE EVERYMEN! (My father listened to Joy Division/Talking Heads back in the day.)
from punkieboom :
Where is my Chelsea?
from luckless :
Chels, im here if you ever want to talk or anything. Please feel better. *puts all his love in an envelope and sends it express post to her*
from yeuxestrella :
FEEL BETTER! foolgirl. i wuv you!
from knife-fight :
Liane promised to kick one for me already! Right in the pants!
from punkieboom :
Don't tell Mike? I don't get it.
from punkieboom :
Don't worry. I still love you.
from punkieboom :
Silly girl.
from punkieboom :
Ew. Why do people like them? You guys are weird.
from punkieboom :
I can be quicker. See. I'm fast. You have too many entries? Never. I put too many entries in at a time and they all suck. Teehee.
from punkieboom :
I love you, too.
from dismissme :
i was sad then too. right now i smell like horse. hug? *evil grin* they kept trying to eat my wrist band, safety pins and bottle caps and tiny dog collar and all!
from luckless :
Call me? Call me if you like... im still here, are you still there?
from xrobinx :
that's my internet diary music song.
from knife-fight :
I could kick you, you might feel that.
from unhaired :
hallo my friend! i am on my old thing, i am amused, it's really hot.
from punkieboom :
I'M SORRY! You can...Leave the most notes!
from knife-fight :
I LIKE your use of CAPITAL letters.
from xrobinx :
Hol shit. I get my own special link.
from putmedown :
yeaup that's me! for sure. hehe you rock! xoxo
from knife-fight :
EVERYONE DIES AFTER ONE A.M. dtrtyyuh7ji8tgfvbbbb (head on keyboard).
from brokenxbones :
ugh. yes. this is so stupid. i'm not even sad or anything anymore. did it help you?
from pityme :
REMEMBER MY PRESENT!
from brokenxbones :
my dad has almost hit me a few times. it scared the shit out of me. don't let him hurt you, okay? don't.
from knife-fight :
ANRKY! PUNK RAAAAAAAAWK!
from knife-fight :
I should have! [The look comes frequently, you've probably seen it more than once.]
from knife-fight :
I noticed. But still! Ewwww! [I really wish you could see the look on my face right now.]
from knife-fight :
I hope I never see that boy again. He was REALLY stupid. And get this. HE'D NEVER HEARD OF THE PIXIES! That made me sick. Frank Black could eat all the members of AFI alive!
from knife-fight :
You know how I wasn't sure whether the Davey Havok boy was talking about the same boy that we were? Well, he was. AND IT'S REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE HE REALLY WAS SO HUNG OVER! That Davey Havok boy wasn't too bright at all. He liked AFI.
from putmedown :
hey! i think it's the cute girl from the bookstore show last week who was fighting with seanzo over a rock! am i right? i hope so! xoxox heather k
from stephenbank :
I bet we'd know each other if we saw each other.
from xrobinx :
Because i like the feeling you get when someone takes the time to phone you. Plus i did call her, she's never around.
from rubysunshine :
My mom leaves every door and every window in my house open. My whole house is full of bugs.
from comiddle :
Not much. $15 ish I think. But I have to converse with my friend first. I do not wish to ditch her.
from lycosses :
thank you for your note. i feel 'complete' now.
from dismissme :
...there's gott abe some way to make 'em stop.
from dismissme :
yeah, those dreams. i get them confused with real life, and when it starts to whirl i get sick... the dreams are making me physically sick, man.
from see-n-stars :
Tube socks and wrap around sunglasses! HAWT!
from pityme :
DARN! Those hearts at the end didn't work :(... ahh well <3<3<3.
from pityme :
Remember when I used to be scared of you? Hehe, love you always Chelly...¢¾¢¾¢¾
from dismissme :
In addition to the hug, and as thanks for the two in return, i gratefully offer thee three hugs and a hershey's kiss.
from dismissme :
I offer thee an internet hug.
from marlaoberst :
It's so I can prove to superstore that I'm not a criminal. I just think it would be so funny if it turns up something.
from dismissme :
dear chelsea: hello.
from rhymetime :
Everyone asks me that. I'm always okay, it's pretty effing sick. I was quoting Hey Mercedes.
from dish-roxy96 :
your diary is fuckin amazing
from rhymetime :
Today is such a beautiful day to be sad.
from anti-popular :
:D i heart rocky horror picture show.
from dismissme :
i'd like to be known, though. in a good way, but right now i'll settle for "oh, she's that annoying creep" way
from marlaoberst :
name - rain password - dogs
from pityme :
He kissed me, I kissed him back, I feel like I'm flying Chelsea... seriously.
from rhymetime :
Boys are stupid. If they don't like you, kick them in the junk REALLY HARD. That way, if you can use them, nobody else can either. I really like finding obscure junk everywhere. I sort of wish I'd held on to that hanger, I could've actually USED it for something, instead of just hanging it on people or beating you with it. And I think I have a pretty neat idea for a layout for you.
from dismissme :
true dat.
from dismissme :
we will meet somewhere. there should be ice cream and/or coffee involved... i see the sun. i don't get supper tonight, because i didn't eat with mother and carl like the precious family we are, so the ice cream looks good.
from pityme :
There is nothing you can do, I'm afraid. As much as you think it won't pass, it will... remember there is other fish in the sea that will like you back and probably already do. That's what you told me, so take some of your own advice to heart dear, and cheer up.
from whodied :
_THAT_ entry is awesome. Don't delete it.
from whodied :
Add alot of entries. They need to be special.
from rhymetime :
Why does everyone associate me with The Pixies?
from puree :
BLEED ON ME... PLEASE?
from whodied :
I caaaan't.
from dismissme :
dear chelsea: (heart) -the kid formerly known as unhaired
from dork-wad :
look at me. its been two months and im STILL crying about him. make it go away.
from dork-wad :
GUESS WHAT? IM SO FRICKIN EMO!
from pityme :
Dearest, I'm not allowed to go to your sleepover party. I want to cry now :( I'm going to lose him again to some other girl... I hate this.
from manacrystal :
i guess maybe i saw you at the Wolfnote. creep. haha.
from dork-wad :
WHAT A FUCK! ill kill him. at least let me hit him on the head...hrm. nothings wrong. just this lyric that was stuck in my head. it made me miss home. im not sure which one. but i do know that im homesick right now.
from dismissme :
hallo. i feel like i did when i was 13. but hi chelsea. *pats your hair* -jess
from rhymetime :
Chicken. Just like everything else tastes.
from dork-wad :
ya now that i think about it, youre right. youre not all that special anyways. he can have you. what do i care.
from manacrystal :
wow thanks, i whipped it up in Notepad.
from puree :
chels -_-
from rhymetime :
RELIGION! I'M SELLING YOU MY RELIGION! And maybe a parrot or two.
from xrobinx :
Wow, you have bad taste in comic then.
from dork-wad :
because he got you.
from see-n-stars :
T minus 5 hours and counting (if I round the time up to 1:00) until THE WOLFNOTE! I'm terribly excited and it's a wee bit embarssing. Are you going to Margarita Night?
from rachel006 :
Hello there. I have a habit of looking through the most recently updated diaries and I thought I would say hi. I like your layout. It's very...sexy, but not in a sex kind of way. I don't know, I'm just babbling. I drank a lot of coffee tonight so I can't sleep. Have a great night/ day tomorrow :)
from xrobinx :
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=robin_
from dork-wad :
probably about a month, or more?
from zamblam :
NEGATORY!
from see-n-stars :
My foul mood has sweetened and I'm feeling quite wonderful! My mood is constantly changing. Thanks for your concern doll. I'll see you at The Wolfnote?
from ripvanfish :
The Outsiders is one of my favoritest books.
from hisendgame :
hiya you, thought i'd say hi. So ummm hi.
from moethesmish :
i haven't read them but i heard they were good. i don't know, i can't get into books without the original characters, except the second generation.
from moethesmish :
*whistles*
from moethesmish :
fuck. wrong username.
from wxaxsxtxexd :
haha! that's my goal too. i won't rest until i've read them all. my favourite are the chronicles. the legends trilogy was kind of boring except for the last book.
from moethesmish :
ben is so eeeevil. *scowles*
from moethesmish :
tesslehoff is cute. ben thinks i'm a nerd!!
from shaunbeer :
I dont even kow who the fuck cheap trick is, but if they're playing the stampede, they suck.
from rubysunshine :
Word.
from moethesmish :
yeah! dragonlance is the best!! *dances* i can't believe there's another person that reads dragonlance...haha DL buddies! (i'm such a nerd)
from rubysunshine :
Dude, ahh... fuck it.
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead.
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead.
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead.
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead.
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead.
from shaunbeer :
THE STAMPEDE SUCKS!
from puree :
You have been blessed by being added to my favoriates. Your welcome!!!!!!!!!
from rubysunshine :
Do I really have to say it again... Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead...
from shaunbeer :
WHATS UP?!
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead...
from shaunbeer :
HI!
from rubysunshine :
Dude, Kurt Cobain's dead, he fucking shot himself. Dead people ain't bustin' out nuttin'.
from rubysunshine :
ur also a ghey emo phag ghey homo cuz ey m punk rawk n u r ghey n stuf cuz ur emo n u ryt bout ur gf braykin up wit u
from dork-wad :
darling, its so hard to be away from you. it wont be long now, i promise. i miss you, i love you.
from shaunbeer :
you're very welcome.
from rubysunshine :
Names are homosexual.
from zamblam :
I do believe I'll be at both of these shows.
from shaunbeer :
A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance. Sexual passion. Sexual intercourse. A love affair. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid. often Love Christianity. Charity. Sports. A zero score in tennis. v. loved, lov·ing, loves v. tr. To have a deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward (a person): We love our parents. I love my friends. To have a feeling of intense desire and attraction toward (a person). To have an intense emotional attachment to: loves his house. To embrace or caress. To have sexual intercourse with. To like or desire enthusiastically: loves swimming. Theology. To have charity for. To thrive on; need: The cactus loves hot, dry air. v. intr. To experience deep affection or intense desire for another. Idioms: for love Out of compassion; with no thought for a reward: She volunteers at the hospital for love. for love or money Under any circumstances. Usually used in negative sentences: I would not do that for love or money. for the love of For the sake of; in consideration for: did it all for the love of praise. in love Deeply or passionately enamored: a young couple in love. Highly or immoderately fond: in love with Japanese painting; in love with the sound of her own voice. no love lost No affection; animosity: There's no love lost between them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Middle English, from Old English lufu. See leubh- in Indo-European Roots.] Synonyms: love, affection, devotion, fondness, infatuation These nouns denote feelings of warm personal attachment or strong attraction to another person. Love is the most intense: marrying for love. Affection is a less ardent and more unvarying feeling of tender regard: parental affection. Devotion is earnest, affectionate dedication and implies selflessness: teachers admired for their devotion to children. Fondness is strong liking or affection: a fondness for small animals. Infatuation is foolish or extravagant attraction, often of short duration: lovers blinded to their differences by their mutual infatuation. Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. [Buy it] love \Love\, n. [OE. love, luve, AS. lufe, lufu; akin to E. lief, believe, L. lubet, libet,it pleases, Skr. lubh to be lustful. See Lief.] 1. A feeling of strong attachment induced by that which delights or commands admiration; pre["e]minent kindness or devotion to another; affection; tenderness; as, the love of brothers and sisters. Of all the dearest bonds we prove Thou countest sons' and mothers' love Most sacred, most Thine own. --Keble. 2. Especially, devoted attachment to, or tender or passionate affection for, one of the opposite sex. He on his side Leaning half-raised, with looks of cordial love Hung over her enamored. --Milton. 3. Courtship; -- chiefly in the phrase to make love, i. e., to court, to woo, to solicit union in marriage. Demetrius . . . Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena, And won her soul. --Shak. 4. Affection; kind feeling; friendship; strong liking or desire; fondness; good will; -- opposed to hate; often with of and an object. Love, and health to all. --Shak. Smit with the love of sacred song. --Milton. The love of science faintly warmed his breast. --Fenton. 5. Due gratitude and reverence to God. Keep yourselves in the love of God. --Jude 21. 6. The object of affection; -- often employed in endearing address. ``Trust me, love.'' --Dryden. Open the temple gates unto my love. --Spenser. 7. Cupid, the god of love; sometimes, Venus. Such was his form as painters, when they show Their utmost art, on naked Lores bestow. --Dryden. Therefore do nimble-pinioned doves draw Love. --Shak. 8. A thin silk stuff. [Obs.] --Boyle. 9. (Bot.) A climbing species of Clematis (C. Vitalba). 10. Nothing; no points scored on one side; -- used in counting score at tennis, etc. He won the match by three sets to love. --The Field. Note: Love is often used in the formation of compounds, in most of which the meaning is very obvious; as, love-cracked, love-darting, love-killing, love-linked, love-taught, etc. A labor of love, a labor undertaken on account of regard for some person, or through pleasure in the work itself, without expectation of reward. Free love, the doctrine or practice of consorting with one of the opposite sex, at pleasure, without marriage. See Free love. Free lover, one who avows or practices free love. In love, in the act of loving; -- said esp. of the love of the sexes; as, to be in love; to fall in love. Love apple (Bot.), the tomato. Love bird (Zo["o]l.), any one of several species of small, short-tailed parrots, or parrakeets, of the genus Agapornis, and allied genera. They are mostly from Africa. Some species are often kept as cage birds, and are celebrated for the affection which they show for their mates. Love broker, a person who for pay acts as agent between lovers, or as a go-between in a sexual intrigue. --Shak. Love charm, a charm for exciting love. --Ld. Lytton. Love child. an illegitimate child. --Jane Austen. Love day, a day formerly appointed for an amicable adjustment of differences. [Obs.] --Piers Plowman. --Chaucer. Love drink, a love potion; a philter. --Chaucer. Love favor, something given to be worn in token of love. Love feast, a religious festival, held quarterly by some religious denominations, as the Moravians and Methodists, in imitation of the agap[ae] of the early Christians. Love feat, the gallant act of a lover. --Shak. Love game, a game, as in tennis, in which the vanquished person or party does not score a point. Love grass. [G. liebesgras.] (Bot.) Any grass of the genus Eragrostis. Love-in-a-mist. (Bot.) (a) An herb of the Buttercup family (Nigella Damascena) having the flowers hidden in a maze of finely cut bracts. (b) The West Indian Passiflora f[oe]tida, which has similar bracts. Love-in-idleness (Bot.), a kind of violet; the small pansy. A little western flower, Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound; And maidens call it love-in-idleness. --Shak. Love juice, juice of a plant supposed to produce love. --Shak. Love knot, a knot or bow, as of ribbon; -- so called from being used as a token of love, or as a pledge of mutual affection. --Milman. Love lass, a sweetheart. Love letter, a letter of courtship. --Shak. Love-lies-bleeding (Bot.), a species of amaranth (Amarantus melancholicus). Love match, a marriage brought about by love alone. Love potion, a compounded draught intended to excite love, or venereal desire. Love rites, sexual intercourse. --Pope Love scene, an exhibition of love, as between lovers on the stage. Love suit, courtship. --Shak. Of all loves, for the sake of all love; by all means. [Obs.] ``Mrs. Arden desired him of all loves to come back again.'' --Holinshed. The god of love, or Love god, Cupid. To make love to, to express affection for; to woo. ``If you will marry, make your loves to me.'' --Shak. To play for love, to play a game, as at cards, without stakes. ``A game at piquet for love.'' --Lamb. Syn: Affection; friendship; kindness; tenderness; fondness; delight. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. love \Love\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Loved; p. pr. & vb. n. Loving.] [AS. lufian. ?. See Love, n.] 1. To have a feeling of love for; to regard with affection or good will; as, to love one's children and friends; to love one's country; to love one's God. Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. --Matt. xxii. 37. Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thy self. --Matt. xxii. 39. 2. To regard with passionate and devoted affection, as that of one sex for the other. 3. To take delight or pleasure in; to have a strong liking or desire for, or interest in; to be pleased with; to like; as, to love books; to love adventures. Wit, eloquence, and poetry. Arts which I loved. --Cowley. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. love \Love\, v. i. To have the feeling of love; to be in love. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. love n 1: a strong positive emotion of regard and affection; "his love for his work"; "children need a lot of love" [ant: hate] 2: any object of warm affection or devotion; "the theater was her first love" or "he has a passion for cock fighting" [syn: passion] 3: a beloved person; used as terms of endearment [syn: beloved, dear, dearest, loved one, honey] 4: a deep feeling of sexual desire and attraction; "their love left them indifferent to their surroundings"; "she was his first love" 5: a score of zero in tennis or squash; "it was 40 love" 6: sexual activities (often including sexual intercourse) between two people; "his lovemaking disgusted her"; "he hadn't had any love in months" [syn: sexual love, lovemaking, making love] v 1: have a great affection or liking for; "I love French food"; "She loves her boss and works hard for him" [ant: hate] 2: get pleasure from; "I love cooking" [syn: enjoy] 3: be enamored or in love with; "She loves her husband deeply" 4: have sexual intercourse with; "This student sleeps with everyone in her dorm"; "Adam knew Eve" (know is archaic); "Were you ever intimate with this man?" [syn: make out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know, do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, screw, fuck, jazz, eff, hump, lie with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk] Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University love What many users feel for computers. "I don't really love computers, I just say that to get them into bed with me". (Terry Pratchet) [What did you expect in a computing dictionary?] (1995-05-10) Source: The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing, © 1993-2003 Denis Howe love This word seems to require explanation only in the case of its use by our Lord in his interview with "Simon, the son of Jonas," after his resurrection (John 21:16, 17). When our Lord says, "Lovest thou me?" he uses the Greek word _agapas_; and when Simon answers, he uses the Greek word _philo_, i.e., "I love." This is the usage in the first and second questions put by our Lord; but in the third our Lord uses Simon's word. The distinction between these two Greek words is thus fitly described by Trench:, "_Agapan_ has more of judgment and deliberate choice; _philein_ has more of attachment and peculiar personal affection. Thus the 'Lovest thou' (Gr. agapas) on the lips of the Lord seems to Peter at this moment too cold a word, as though his Lord were keeping him at a distance, or at least not inviting him to draw near, as in the passionate yearning of his heart he desired now to do. Therefore he puts by the word and substitutes his own stronger 'I love' (Gr. philo) in its room. A second time he does the same. And now he has conquered; for when the Lord demands a third time whether he loves him, he does it in the word which alone will satisfy Peter ('Lovest thou,' Gr. phileis), which alone claims from him that personal attachment and affection with which indeed he knows that his heart is full." In 1 Cor. 13 the apostle sets forth the excellency of love, as the word "charity" there is rendered in the Revised Version. Source: Easton's 1897 Bible Dictionary love LOVE: in Acronym Finder Source: Acronym Finder, © 1988-2003 Mountain Data Systems love love: in CancerWEB's On-line Medical Dictionary Source: On-line Medical Dictionary, © 1997-98 Academic Medical Publishing & CancerWEB SPONSORED LINKS Free College Money Find information on more than 600,000 scholarships! Free Online Coupons Save with 1000+ free coupons & discounts! 93% Satisfaction Advance your career with University of Phoenix! 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from shaunbeer :
huh?
from zamblam :
Why thank you. We should hangout (at a show?) sometime.
from rubysunshine :
?
from whodied :
You should be back now.
from unhaired :
nova scotia is TEH WINZ! *sighs and is home sick*
from dork-wad :
meow
from dork-wad :
chelseamuffin, i like you. but i dont like how youre so far away. i miss you like the lady who missed her train.
from xrobinx :
be more likeable.
from xonic :
i called you to tell you to come, but no one was home.
from shaunbeer :
i dont know, but he sucks.
from rhymetime :
Those oompa loompas are fucking scary.
from rubysunshine :
Here's me wondering which entries.
from moethesmish :
hi chelsea! *waves* it's lisa =). blah. buh. boom. beep. b words buddy! hehe i like notes. *goes away*
from shaunbeer :
don't sotp is a fag.. homo!
from dont-stop :
I'm just a stranger who happened to stumble upon your diary while surfing diaryland and tried to make a pizza from scratch, but failed miserably.
from xrobinx :
Exploding dog is so fucking cliche. Here is every exploding dog picture rolled into one for you http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Thing_1&ID=144571
from dont-stop :
You're a joke? Okay, but are you a killing joke?
from shaunbeer :
then get a map, jeeze.
from xonic :
um...calling action! i love you tons chelsea. its happy ro see you. whos an asshole? people only get under my skin if i let them. i think my shell is hardening and its a good thing.
from rubysunshine :
I enjoy life. Just bleh, I'm tired and angry right now for no reason at all.
from xrobinx :
bother waht? i wasn't being offensive or mean. just stupid. so, wh am i stupid? the answer is beer.
from xrobinx :
guess what? sajkdfhsdjhfsdjhfkhsdbvdms. ...really. I mean that.
from xonic :
haha that was great chels. i agree, but only to some degree, and that degree is my fault anyways because i let them be assholes to me. crazy i say.
from rhymetime :
You're only bored if you're boring.
from rhymetime :
Cape Breton = pretty.
from rhymetime :
Just enjoy the fact that you're there. There's something about the atlantic provinces that makes you want to stay. The people are so nice and so many of them have easterner accents. It's a really fanfuckingtastic place. Whereabouts in Nova Scotia will you be?
from rhymetime :
Nova Scotia is hott shit. I like it there.
from yeuxestrella :
DIARYLAND TAG!
from shaunbeer :
sweet, are we sitll going to hang out thhursday? Call me tomorow or today or something... or i'll call you.
from shaunbeer :
well then. Did you ever get that job?
from shaunbeer :
p.s. why don't you go no msn? jerk
from shaunbeer :
http://www.cineplexodeon.com/
from pityme :
Thank you, he always tells me but I never write it down.
from imajoke :
WAGING NOTE WARS IS FUNNER THAN MOST THINGS ON DIARYLAND!
from yeuxestrella :
i cant string together sentances. so try and make sense of all of that jumble.
from yeuxestrella :
oh, and sorry chelsea, i abused your note page. I also enjoyed my time with you on friday!. so much fun to just talk and be all inhibition free. partially due to the mass amounts of substance abuse that took place throughout the evening.
from yeuxestrella :
dear tara, FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER FUNNER. waging word wars over chelseas note page sure is fun!
from xrandux :
It doesn't annoy me. I just think you should go on MSN when you're on your computer anyway, instead of always talking on this fucking thing.
from rhymetime :
P.S. FUNNER IS NOT A WORD
from rhymetime :
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from xrandux :
Go on MSN, fool!
from xrandux :
PS - We still haven't even had a real conversation! Brianne interrupted last time.
from xrandux :
Haha! You and Ben
from yeuxestrella :
dear chelsea. yooouuuu'rrreee baaaaaacccckkkk. or somethin'. love brianne.
from rhymetime :
I
from rhymetime :
TOLD
from rhymetime :
YOU
from rhymetime :
THAT
from rhymetime :
YOU'D
from rhymetime :
BE
from rhymetime :
BACK
from rhymetime :
!
from pityme :
He's the one that changed... Are they good of me?
from xonic :
alot of people are telling me to stay here in calgary. i dont know what to do, if i should move down there or not
from pityme :
Did you put those pictures from Saturdays show up anywhere?
from pityme :
(Robin)
from xonic :
i guess you got your wish. im coming to live in airdrie. NOW WE CAN BE HERMITS TOGETHER!!!
from rhymetime :
Everyone takes a Diaryland hiatus at least once. They always come back! ♥
from xrandux :
I've just realized we haven't had a real conversation in a month! That must change.
from xrandux :
What's wrong Chelsea? I care.
from yeuxestrella :
oh and thank you! heehee, i like being special!. i've needed that as of late.
from yeuxestrella :
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA! i still have your valentines present. and it's been around my room forever. i'm going to try soo soo hard to remember it for friday.
from unhaired :
that guy.. he was wearing an AC/DC cap when he was arrested... and they blamed AC/DC for making him be the night prolwer... 'cause of the song "Night Prolwer." because the media is stupid.
from xrandux :
Sorry Chelsea. I was just trying to be cool like Idi Amin!
from shaunbeer :
what's all this stuff abotu me not caring?.. i'm confused as fuck.
from shaunbeer :
what's all this stuff abotu me not caring?.. i'm confused as fuck.
from xrandux :
To the promised land!
from xrandux :
Let's run away to Albania.
from xrandux :
THAT FUCK SHAUN DOLT!
from xonic :
you have no idea how much love i have for you *explodes* ...NO IDEA...
from yeuxestrella :
was that entry about me?! directed at ME?! you devoted an entire entry to ME?! that was so sweet of you chelsea.! so amazingly nice. heh. i feel so loved and cared about!
from yeuxestrella :
ok so. i cant call definitally until after friday, when i'm seeing you. because you see, brianne did this thing where she COMPLETLY and TOTALLLY fucked herself over. -school wise-. and therefore she has mass amounts to finish in small amounts of time. brianne is going fucking crazy. it's all alrght. chelsea. when i see you, can we talk about boys?!
from xonic :
my tongue tickles my mouf.
from xonic :
BAKE IT QUICK!
from xonic :
*rape rape* *stab stab*
from xrandux :
*happy face*
from xrandux :
*pushes off* *shoots you in leg with silenced pistol* Mein Kompf!
from xonic :
im one hundred and a million percent sure!!! i love having you as a good friend. I LOVE YOU!!!
from xrandux :
Thanks.
from unhaired :
they are icky! yet they have funny pictures.
from xrandux :
Grr. I am Idi Amin! Kill all opposition in the interests of national security!
from xrandux :
http://www.rnw.nl/realradio/features/assets/images/idi_amin.jpg
from xonic :
YOU HAVE ME YOU DORK!!!
from xrandux :
Happy? That was a cry for help.
from zamblam :
May I see it...one day...a day... soon day?
from shaunbeer :
deal
from rubysunshine :
because I'm happy with what I have right now.
from shaunbeer :
maybe you should call me again then jerk.
from unhaired :
.......oy. you have my soul.
from rhymetime :
It's Jesus Day! Happy Jesus Day!
from yeuxestrella :
chelsea. i always have such good intentions to call then i get so busy. stupid busy and my head is spinning. i havent slept in days.
from shaunbeer :
dear chelsea, yeah we haven't had a long talk in a while. From whati've been told a bunch of peopel called me last night, i tihnk your number caled twice or something... i just got home an di haven't slept in two days. heh love,shaun
from shaunbeer :
dear chelsea, yeah we haven't had a long talk in a while. From whati've been told a bunch of peopel called me last night, i tihnk your number caled twice or something... i just got home an di haven't slept in two days. heh love,shaun
from zamblam :
I dont know you at all either, but I'm nearly sure you're a swell gal.
from mattmilne :
I dont mean to sound rude, but I honestly have no idea who you are! Could you tell...?
from unhaired :
to chelsea: i have added you, although i'm not sure if it worked, for trillian is still mind-boggling
from rhymetime :
BOOM! ZAP! KABLAM! That's me saving you. (4:45 p.m., my house, be there or be... stuck in Airdrie.)
from xonic :
you have the qualities of an idealistic fairytale queen. can we have a sleepover on saturday?
from brokenxbones :
dear chelsea, <3 love, cara
from cobrasue :
You really are a cool girl.
from yeuxestrella :
i can sense it shall be grand.
from rhymetime :
Dear Chelsea, pay my car insurance for me with that bag of gold. Love, Tara
from yeuxestrella :
chelsea. i have so much to say!. and the thirteenth? oh yeah? are YOU going? cause I'M going. and it sounds like a prime: boy hating, drunk talking, kitten toting, hand holding kind of day to me!
from unhaired :
i will add you as soon as i get on msn again. maybe i will think of things to say, as well.
from xrandux :
Perhaps.
from xrandux :
Heh. Yeah, I was at some guys house in the NW and Heather took that. Then they made it look all old fashioned because we were all drunk.
from unhaired :
i would like to talk to you but i dunno what to say, never have never will. i'll just leave little comments like this occaisionally.... but i read you, and even if i don't know you, i wanna reach out and touch your shoulder.
from rubysunshine :
Hah, that was cute.
from pityme :
Of coarse, you mean the show on the 20th? I will bring you for sure, but just to warn you... I might be all over Alex all night. Heh.
from xrandux :
Especially to Australia! That would really really suck. I don't think it's going to happen for real. But if it does you're as good as kidnapped!
from xonic :
thankyou for unlocking your diary. i feel much more at ease with you now for some strange reason, like youre not all locked up and im not worrying that somethings wrong. well, something is always wrong and ive been trying really hard to reach for you lately. i hope you dont see it as me taking you for granted, but you seem unresponsive so i dont know whats going on anymore. i still love you, you know chelsea? sorry i missed your call last night. i had to get out of the house to get kyle out of my head. it didnt work and im still crying but its only for a little while longer. i wish wed talk again. i really miss you.
from rhymetime :
Enjoy being fourteen while you can. Drink lots, and hate boys.
from pityme :
<3 Please Chelsea, never let anyone get you down.
from xonic :
no, IM jealous of YOU because the first boy that i fell in love with decided that he couldnt stop loving you and decided to break my heart for it. see, you have what he wants and i would give ANYTHING to have that. all i have is the 'perfect back' (WTF?!?!) and a less than adequate sense of self thanks to said boy. fuck!
from xrobinx :
No, I hav'nt changed. I just realized that I don't like you.
from yeuxestrella :
i think i asked this some time ago. so... why does that exploding dog remind you of me? i'm so curious. if i were cat i'd be dead. yeah, that's where it's at + i'm thinking of calling you, ya' know. give and take, because you mostly do the callin'. and, i havent seen you for a while.
from yeuxestrella :
unlocked! woohoo. and i really like that song.
from pityme :
Love.
from xonic :
YOU-are jealous of ME?! What the fuck?? how is that possible? IM jealous of YOU!!! jesus murphy...im calling you right about NOW
from lezbian :
It's Sign a Random Guestbook Week. Pass it on! =)
from xonic :
the boy was just a bump. we should be stronger than to let him fuck anything up because in my opinion hes not worth anything. so now everything is back to normal just like it was a couple weeks ago. ive missed you :)
from rhymetime :
<wild screeching noises></wild screeching noises>
from xonic :
i love you and i miss you. call me soon.
from xrandux :
(I'll go ahead and leave you our address) 612 Midridge Drive Calgary, Alberta, Canada T2X 1B9
from brokenxbones :
haha. i like typing. im going to go fix my eyeliner with a black marker and then wander the streets. good night.
from brokenxbones :
they're leaving me "i love you" notes cause they found out that i used to cut myself. o.O life is good. and you?
from shaunbeer :
i still dont have acces to your diary :(. Your sister told me you weren't that mad anymore. Thats good i guess.... when you are not longer mad unblock me from msn?
from xrandux :
You CAN trust me. I can never trust other people. Nobody else seems to be trustworthy these days.
from similarminds :
i like my picture, it reminds me of things i do.
from xrandux :
You can trust me! PS - We're still number one, just not on the list of diaries anymore.
from yeuxestrella :
*does
from yeuxestrella :
i like that exploding dog comic. as to whether or not it worked refer to below. and why dows that remind me of you, i'm always curious.
from shaunbeer :
///i'm still confused as to why you're angry at/ignoring me....i guess if you just hate me or something there's nothing i can really do about that. I'm still confused...
from alexisonfire :
omg!!1 liek il talk 2 u on msn!!111 lolz
from alexisonfire :
mickeymouseisdead@hotmail.com
from alexisonfire :
Gimme "entry" to j0r diary. .:snaps fingers:.
from brokenxbones :
:) to you too!
from alexisonfire :
Exactly, so why would I want to kill you with an axe?
from zamblam :
you should have said hi... or initiated smoke signals.
from yeuxestrella :
oh and chelsea! it still didnt work! because my computer is a loser. so i had to go to edit/delete entries and read them there, heh. dont worry! i didnt change narry a one. i hate how i use dumb expressions.
from rhymetime :
CHICKEN FETUS?? YOU SO STOLE THAT FROM ME!! I'LL KILL YOU OR SOMETHING OF THE SORT!!! PUNKRAWK STYLE!!!
from yeuxestrella :
i even tried to update my browser. but that you. i used that. chicken fetus. heeheehee.
from alexisonfire :
<_< What, is there anything in there about me?
from brokenxbones :
i havn't noticed! haha...you are cooltastic. im going to sleep now. bye!
from alexisonfire :
Oh? How come?
from brokenxbones :
i am?
from alexisonfire :
Sounds like a good answer.
from alexisonfire :
j0r diary = lo><0rz
from shaunbeer :
...ok.
from yeuxestrella :
'This server could not verify that you are authorized to access the document requested. Either you supplied the wrong credentials (e.g., bad password), or your browser doesn't understand how to supply the credentials required.' that is what it says... so i'm thinking it's my computer. fucking computer.
from shaunbeer :
your diary doesn't like me.
from zamblam :
What? When? Where?
from yeuxestrella :
i dont understand why it hates me so much.
from yeuxestrella :
my user name= yeuxestrella my email= strawberrie_sparkles@hotmail.com
from xrandux :
Yes please.
from rhymetime :
Chicken fetus + Avril Lavigne billboard = plan.
from xrobinx :
tost
from yeuxestrella :
i'm not in and the llama is?!?! where's the fairnesss!!!!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!?
from shaunbeer :
yes coffee tomorow.
from llamanator :
Yes! I'm in! Chelsea, I will not abuse the privledge of reading your diary. Your secrets are safe with me. Of course, I've got claims on bragging rights... right? haha. :)
from yeuxestrella :
dearest chelsea, i'm not on there still. this is failing and unfair.
from rubysunshine :
Yep, the only reason i put the lyrics to that song in my diary is because i really fucking like the music video, and the song is cool too.
from rhymetime :
It's along East Lake Blvd, right around that place that sells RVs.
from brokenxbones :
xbitexthexcurbx@hotmail.com :)
from xrandux :
EMO KIDS LOCK THEIR DIARIES!!! OH! LOOK AT ME! I HAVE SECRETS AND SHIT.
from yeuxestrella :
locky locky lock lock lock. i should, totally, because i'm sick of males. and sexual advances directed at my chest. honestly. i miss winter, when it was hoodie weather. that fuck. oh chelsea, it makes me cry.
from brokenxbones :
you locked your diary. *thumbs down*
from shaunbeer :
whoa, i'mstupid. Sorry for making stupid notes while drunk.
from shaunbeer :
p..s did you callme from some airdire number tonight? i was gone and it was al airdrie number and shit, fuck i'm going to upiel,
from shaunbeer :
i want you to be happy. i'm really drunk . a 26 and three beers !. call me tomorow so we can plan coffee shit. and the nwe can dirnkindf
from imajoke :
P.S. I feel kind of weird... x.X
from brokenxbones :
heh. yes..ben is quite..the boy. o.O im..umm.."that girl"...nice to meet you.
from brokenxbones :
i like your diary too. my sister used to have the same template. its pretty. you're the girl that hearts ben, oui?
from shaunbeer :
way to answer your phone! jerkface.
from llamanator :
Hisssss.
from shaunbeer :
Tina should come for cofee with us if we go. She's nice.
from shaunbeer :
i got off work today and next week :)... welli wont have money. But yes i can call you when i'm done with music work and homework today. (probnly around 8 i have a term of homework to catch up for three subjects and two shows)
from rhymetime :
And french is fun!
from rhymetime :
My sentences make sense. Google translations do not. "I'M UNIQUE! NOBODY HAS HAIR LIKE MINE! PUNKRAAAAAAWK!"
from xrandux :
Shaun copies Dave too much. "What da fuck?!". :)
from xrandux :
It's the worst language ever. The verbs conflict with eachother too much. Plus, sentance structure can be a bitch.
from shaunbeer :
what da fuck? why would it make the same note go on twice? WHAT DA FUCK?
from shaunbeer :
uhh tomorow. i have to work! :(... can i call you when i get off (about 930 or 10). Or i'll call you fridya early time? (4 or 6)... christ i even have to plan out when i call people. Fucking me being an old man with scheduels.
from shaunbeer :
uhh tomorow. i have to work! :(... can i call you when i get off (about 930 or 10). Or i'll call you fridya early time? (4 or 6)... christ i even have to plan out when i call people. Fucking me being an old man with scheduels.
from shaunbeer :
it's true. if we do go for cofee saturdya we should get stonned and watch the matrix.
from xrandux :
Heh. I was in French class for five years (which included a trip to Quebec). I'm still not that fluent.
from xrandux :
I bet they (below) are just using the google translator.
from rhymetime :
Je parle le français! Et... je suis la meilleure, et "punkrawk" est une tres tres stupide jeune fille.
from yeuxestrella :
totally, and you could completly take him. i mean, he's a wussy boy. but a cute wussy boy. a fantastic wussy boy. heh. i get all giggles and stupid faced when i think about him. i just want to hold his hand.
from yeuxestrella :
shaun, that just means it's really good anyway. and since when do i even speak english properly? hah. chelsea it says something along the lines of how *poof* doesnt work but i'm fine anyway because i really like a boyface. like, really really.
from xrandux :
Then you'd be a suicide girl!
from xrandux :
Oh yeah! Your mom is a cliche. Yeah! Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Big gay fag.
from shaunbeer :
brianne it would actualy be " il est assez bien de toute facon" the tres makes it not make sense.
from xrandux :
Angry white boy strikes again.
from yeuxestrella :
si * poof * travaillé tout soyez bien, mais il est assez très bien de toute façon. j'aime vraiment ce visage-de-garçon.
from shaunbeer :
:)*
from shaunbeer :
:0, then come for cofee on saturday.
from yeuxestrella :
it's working! it's working!
from shaunbeer :
CHELSEA THIS *GRABS PENIS*
from yeuxestrella :
anytime really. i'm lacking what you folks call 'a life'.
from xonic :
chelsea! you look very sexy in your fuzzy blew bathrobe....*rowr!*
from luckless :
Girlface, im dissapointed... I miss your voice.
from yeuxestrella :
yes!. you should call or something. it would be nice to talk and such.
from shaunbeer :
:)
from shaunbeer :
sweet, well, yes if you want to talk i will listen and such.
from shaunbeer :
i know we arent that "close" anymore and shit, but if you want to talk about shit i'm here.
from shaunbeer :
i know we arent that "close" anymore and shit, but if you want to talk about shit i'm here.
from shaunbeer :
BE HAPPY.
from xrandux :
Trokneaty vas.
from xrandux :
Òðàõíèòå Âàñ
from yeuxestrella :
oh chelsea. i miss you.!
from xrandux :
I've been on calpunk since the beginning. Check out my first account "Randoo".
from xrandux :
stfu n00b.
from xrandux :
I just realized I can't spell anything today.
from xrandux :
The hierarchy totem pole is so abnoxious. Of course we're on top of it.
from yeuxestrella :
woo. glad you had fun. kids are stupid. so are most things though. roll with it.
from xrandux :
Yeah. I was drunk. SORRY FOR MACKING ON YOU ALL NIGHT!
from xonic :
chelsea i love you i love you i love you. i would never leave you in the dust. ill catch you and lift you up every time. you are my one and only chelseamuffin.
from shaunbeer :
kncuklehead was fun, i got a free mickey and 40, the riot nrrds where awesome....then i got stonned. fun night.
from yeuxestrella :
i wont be at knucklehead. after saturday i'm pretty fucking sick of shows and dick kid antics.
from xrobinx :
huh?
from yeuxestrella :
it'd*
from yeuxestrella :
man shaun. you;re fucking fantastic. thanks though. i think i'll be fine. it's alot of girl stuff. as for chelsea i think you should call. i want to talk to a girl about this stuff. it's be nice to hear from you.
from shaunbeer :
brianne, things are getting messy, do you want to talk and such?
from yeuxestrella :
thank you chelsea. i love you too. that means alot to me right now. things are getting messy.
from xonic :
you are my darling face and chelsea i loved you so quickly and so intensely after i met you and you mean so much to me and i dont want to come between you and kyle, but im sorry. hes my darlingface too. i love you both.
from shaunbeer :
YAY!
from shaunbeer :
yay you're happy :)
from yeuxestrella :
i'll be dancing. from 7 until 9. i'm such a girl.
from xonic :
then why are you doing this?
from yeuxestrella :
Here’s the deal. See, if it's the boy I’m thinking of it’s unlikely that he will ever think that highly of you, and I’m not saying this in a mean rude way, although somehow I am still having to stifle my own goddamn arrogance. There’s so much I want to tell you about him and I want to tell you just how I feel because I’m sick of hiding it. I dont want you to be hurt by anything i say, just know that i feel this intense need to be completly honest with you. That day on the phone when you told me you like me because I don’t sugar-coat the truth, well that was fucking flattering, and I’m living up to it.
from xonic :
you have no idea how much kyle loves you.
from shaunbeer :
your entry is sad, be happy... p.s. i'll remember the mp3 player (i hope).. heh... if i forget i guess i can always go back and get it or something.
from rhymetime :
Wanna fight? I'll fight you.
from xonic :
yes, kyle
from yeuxestrella :
chelsea. do i know who you're talking about? because if i do i have some fucking wonderful advice, as harsh as it may be...
from rhymetime :
That was an AWFUL attempt.
from xonic :
chelsea this is really bad. i asked you if i was screwing shit up and you said no. im sorry and everything but theres not a lot i can do about it. were still friends, all of us even you and kyle. you say you used to talk on the phone every night a little while ago. yes, that was a little while ago. it has nothing to do with me, that when you finally decide to call him we happen to be talking together. i reeeally dont want this to change anything because i love you so much and it would suck if you stopped talking to either one of us. i dont know what to say anymore. -vik
from shaunbeer :
its true, we hsould chizzle
from shaunbeer :
HI CHELSEA
from shaunbeer :
knucklehead = friday, you should come we havent talked/hung out in a while, yes the figth was fuckign stupid, i made it my mission to try and make the scene decent again, i'm going to put on a show as much as i fucking can,if i had the cash i'd do one every day, but yes knucklehead come.
from xonic :
hehe you make me smile. i heart you chelsea!
from xonic :
aww darling donr cry its a happy poem! i think i might call you tonight. :) -vik
from kboyer :
Radical.
from xrandux :
PS: That's too bad. I think.
from xrandux :
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE!
from kboyer :
Okay, but if I'm not charming don't hold it against me, please?
from xrandux :
Chelsovich!
from pityme :
I couldn't make it to the show last night, I was wishing I was there... but I will see you at Viks movie night! We will hang out alllll night, and then some boyface will cuddle me and kiss my cheek (and then my lips!) and I'll be really happy. w00t. I might just be on dex at Viks, then I'll be up alll night.
from xonic :
the first one was for this one kyle that i drunkenly made out with on friday, and the second one is for kyle hooykaas. *nods*
from yeuxestrella :
yeah. buh? is right. i dont fucking know anymore. boys are too complicated. and i miss holding hands.
from shaunbeer :
hi!
from rhymetime :
Dirty leaves! Dirty, wet leaves!
from llamanator :
uh oh
from xonic :
hello. i want to call you, but i dont know if you want anything to do with me anymore...
from rhymetime :
You rolled in leaves last night because you were drunk and I told you to. And then I didn't see you again all night. FOOL!
from kboyer :
I wouldn't trust any rumors you've heard about me being swell.
from xrandux :
It's sexy.
from rhymetime :
I am always okay.
from luckless :
CHELSEA! I love you! I need to get my chelsea fix, its been way too long, Please, please, please CALL ME!
from xonic :
did you work shit out with your rents? are you still coming tomorrow like me planned? i really hope so because i want to see you!!! :) -vik
from kboyer :
You're not even from Calgary?! What's going on?
from yeuxestrella :
chelsea. it's alright, it's ok. see, i drag up past hurts and wind myself up over them again and again. i like to call it healing even though it hurts me more. i really hope i'm moving past this.
from pityme :
I want to know you longer!
from pityme :
I honestly miss you more than I've ever missed any other friend. I don't even know why, but there's something about you that I just want to be around. Chelsea, you're one of the most amazing girls I have ever met. I want to know you forever, I want you to always be there. You mean so much to me after such a short time. And I thankyou for liking me and for just being alive.
from xonic :
i cant believe it. i honestly have no words. you make me so happy chelsea. you just make my soul smile. thankyou so much.
from yeuxestrella :
oh chelsea doll, thank you. i needed that. sometimes i dont know what to do or if there's still anyone out there who can find some time to care.
from xonic :
i cant wait. thankyou so much. your writing...it blew me away, and that doesnt happen often. you are so lovely darling and im so glad i met you. sometimes its unreal how beautiful you are.
from xrandux :
Heh. Should've typed "I'm not here to TRY and impress anybody".
from yeuxestrella :
i think that you should call ME, before i give in and call you. because calling people makes me get all shy and i want to curl up within myself.
from kboyer :
So...do I know you?
from shaunbeer :
you're afraid of the living diary entry.
from xonic :
lovely lady. i love you. you make my heart overflow sometimes.
from xrandux :
Pffff to you too!
from yeuxestrella :
I MISS YOU!!!. we havent talked for a long time.
from rhymetime :
Look at your face like you're killed in a dream//And you think you've figured out everything//I think I know my geometry pretty damn well
from shaunbeer :
hello
from xonic :
haha, im a 'dominatrix'...but i already knew that...
from xonic :
oh baby! you silly girl dont ever feel you have to apologize to me. and you know you can always always call or talk to me. i want to be there for you. i just want you to be ok and everything to be ok. itll be ok dont worry. well talk later. love vik. (how could i ever be mad at you? you own ME)
from xonic :
darling darling, im so sorry things didnt work out for us. please dont be mad at me. i tried to call a million times and you were sleeping every time. i hope you had sweet dreams. i hope i talk to you today.
from unhaired :
ah, i'm sorry for buggin' you...
from kboyer :
No, it's really the worst kind of sentiments I could be having.
from unhaired :
robin? randu?
from unhaired :
hi, you asked who i am. i could say soemthing 'fucnny' like i don't know or some crap like that. but i won't. i found your diary and decided to add you, for no apparent reason... i probably thought your journal looked neat, i don't know, it was a while ago...
from xonic :
i love your notes. they make me laugh. im feeling much better already. thankyou jesus dweeb. :) you better have your hot hot ass in this house tomorrow.
from xonic :
heh people call me a whore all the time. it would be funny to watch you flail about though. as if you could ever kill anyone you dork! lol. i have to talk to you. i tried to call you last night but you were in bed at 8"30. DORK! im just kidding you know i love you ill call you tonight. :) -vik
from yeuxestrella :
so... i think you should call me about movie night stuff, yo. 278 2423.
from xonic :
if love was a poem, you would be my muse and my pen would never leave the page
from rhymetime :
OH YES!!
from rhymetime :
PI EQUALS EXACTLY THREE!!!!
from pityme :
Awww, babe. You know I'll always luv yah!
from yeuxestrella :
dearest you. i beleive that karma has a payment plan and that eventually he will get his. because the golden rule is, do unto others as you would have done to you. i want to kill that fucker, i want to hurt everyone he cares about.
from rhymetime :
I think I'm okay now. But thanks.
from rhymetime :
He makes me so fucking angry, garbagehead. I just want him to fucking hurry up and die.
from xonic :
im so glad you called tonight. i wouldve snapped so bad if you werent on the line. i cant believe how excalated things got so fast. i think im numb to everything from now on. i just want to hold you and make everything go away. i hope i see you on thursday, and if not then saturday. love vik
from rhymetime :
Who called you easy? Do I need to lay them out?
from pityme :
Haha, do you like how I talk about boarding? It's my life!! I'm angry right now, I'm gonna kill him. HOLD ME BACK!
from xonic :
aww baby...you told me no...my heart breaks for you because i dont want you ever to know pain...youve become so precious to me in so little time :*( on a happier note...i rented requiem for a dream tonight! so im gonna watch it and cry, then get clean cuz beiong a dirty hippy all the time gets old once every month lol. i was going to call you today, but i was too nervous to pick up the phone. i was like what if we run out of things to talk about?!?!? hehe ok love you bye!
from pityme :
I'd still fuck him. Ha.
from xonic :
SWEET! thats such a HOT movie! vampires...*drool*
from rhymetime :
I'LL TYPO YOU!
from xonic :
YES! this is fun. ok. what about queen of the damned, and requiem, and...thats all i got right now! :D
from pityme :
Yeah, he is cookin' too bad he's like 20.
from shaunbeer :
OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOM YER SO HOT LETS DATE OMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOM CALPUNK IS STUPID...yet i use alot...oh well...CALPUNK IS STUPID
from pityme :
CHELSEA!!! OH MAANN... KEIRAN CULKIN IS SOOOO HOT! I love Igby Goes Down and Dangerous LIves of the Alter Boys! Yay.
from shaunbeer :
but jesus loves the little children!
from rhymetime :
Jesus doesn't like poor spelling!
from shaunbeer :
i forgot about oyur mp3 player in my pocket friday, so.....if you want it you should probably come to calgary sometiem and get it.
from rhymetime :
PS: SE Hinton wrote The Outsiders.
from xonic :
DANNIE DARKO! definite candidate for movie night playlist.
from rhymetime :
Did you almost die without your power, too? I made fucking paper hats to pass the time.
from xonic :
DWEEB! :D hehe i still love ya
from xonic :
i wish i wasnt such a phone nerd. sorry i never called last night. im shy. :*)
from pityme :
YES!!!! Haha, oh man, we can have cake and pop, and BALLOONS! I just watched City of Angels, it makes me cry.
from xonic :
i [HEART] you SO much chelsea! you make me happy. -vik
from pityme :
It was a rad movie! I wanna watch it again. Free Willy is on right now, yahhooo. Aww, I'm sorry that alot of stuff you were looking forward to didn't happen. We'll have our own party and it'll be great!
from rubysunshine :
I get $20 a week for allowance.
from pityme :
What happened babe? Did yah drink?
from xonic :
i saw voodoo in the soo. it was a great live summer show. the music isnt the best but its ok. i think i like them ciz it reminds me of my crazy summer soo days. im calling you RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
from xonic :
i called! you werent home...now im sad...i miss chelsea...
from xonic :
hey darling. i want to talk to you tonight. i couldnt call you last night, and ill tell you why later.
from shaunbeer :
you realize the paryt is people dirnking in a field right? heh...i'm going BUTI WONT BE DIRNKING!...you oculd probably come too...meet me and brianne @ whitehorn station @ 710
from pityme :
Smoking?! Woohoo, I got caught. Uhggh I wanna party up tomorrow with Chelly Welly.
from shaunbeer :
i started smoking too!...I am cutting back though
from pityme :
Aww babe, so are you!! You and birdy are gonna hookup! I know it. Let us drink together sometime. I gave up on being sXe.
from imajoke :
funker vogt, front 242, front line assembly, mdfmk, kmfdm, VNV nation, dismantled, atari teenage riot (I'm doing this to remind me)
from pityme :
CHELSEA! Be at the Knucklehead show in May!
from pityme :
Does it cost long distance money to call Airdrie? Oh shit, hair remover smells so bad.
from pityme :
PARTY!? WHAT PARTY!!?? I wish. Will Cory be there? *drool*. I only met you once, but I miss you alot. CHELSEA, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT GREAT GREAT FRIENDS, IT'S FATE! But you list along way away :( Go on MSN more!
from zamblam :
i'm down with smoke signals
from xonic :
i [heart] you chels! im gonna steal your pants!
from zamblam :
Next time introductions are in order
from rhymetime :
You spelled raspberry wrong. We all know how I feel about bad spelling/grammar. Mohawks, too. I'd run my car through your front window if it wasn't up those stairs and across that porch. Damn you and your modern house!
from xonic :
ill call you soon! when i get back from the doctors! i need a boyface... -vik
from shaunbeer :
cool
from shaunbeer :
well...i'm glad you had fun....... i have your mp3 player.
from imajoke :
Bahaha, I'm adding a note on my own diary because getting notes makes me feel special...
from xrandux :
Let me have my moment.
from zamblam :
Oh ok...I totally know who you are! Why didn't you say Hi or something?!? Nice to meet you.
from xonic :
you rock my patches and safety pins. raowr.
from zamblam :
Did you?!? WHO THE POO ARE YOU THEN?
from zamblam :
or miss...
from zamblam :
Why thank you kind Sir.
from franka :
Your welcome! Um I'm Franka. Hope I didn't scare you, I just browse random diaries seeking inspiration, seeing how other people express themselves through diaries. I find it very interesting...
from yeuxestrella :
speaking of not calling people due to feeling uncomfortable about it. that would be why i havent ever called you. i'm sorry about that.
from franka :
I like your diary. Its refreshing. Usually when I browse random diaries I don't find anything interesting. But yours is unique and intelligent.
from yeuxestrella :
you should come online and make me unsick. yep. thats my request.
from rubysunshine :
When did I ever say I wouldn't let you?!
from xonic :
AAH! its you!!! i heart you TIMES TEN!!! be here now. *tear*
from yeuxestrella :
Yes! go booster juice! now the raspberry ones make me think of you. i'm sending you an amusing surprise. belated valentines. and money for your sister who was so kind to me.
from yeuxestrella :
i had fun with you as well. we should chill more. and such. it would be really nice.
from xrandux :
There are only a few of these things that I find are worth the read. Most of them are filled with poetry, teen angst and just stupid crap in general.
from rhymetime :
Hey, Chelsea. DO YOU WANT SOME OR SOMETHING?
from xrandux :
To be honest, yours is one of the few diaries I actually read. I just glance at some of the others.
from yeuxestrella :
pee-ess; surprises coming your way. be excited!
from yeuxestrella :
i will call.
from rhymetime :
Yeah, I rotate through people so the list doesn't get too long.
from puree :
you signed a note on my diary.. who are you?
from yeuxestrella :
i miss talking to you too. i think i'm getting better. i dont know though. i dont like much of anything right now.
from rhymetime :
You steppin', homeslice? Best be watchin' yo back, I KNOWS WHERE YOUS LIVES!
from rhymetime :
LOOK CHELSEEEEEEEEA!!! THERE GOES PUNKRAWK!!!
from rhymetime :
What up, g?
from shaunbeer :
i'm so emo i even leave notes in peoples' d iaries, look at me!
from yeuxestrella :
i really like that entry too. it was hard to write though. because it's all like, the things people give up for others....
from yeuxestrella :
heh, i'm glad i do. it makes me happy to make other people happy.
from yeuxestrella :
you have no need to be jelouse of anyone. you have alot going for you girl. yeah. i hope things turn out all right.
from rhymetime :
I'll emo you, emo.
from rhymetime :
You fuckin' emo.
from yeuxestrella :
no! not you. i needed to speak to others about other things. but you know that now. and yes. let us begin the liver crusades!
from yeuxestrella :
pee-ess; no matter how hard i try to save it, llama's liver is going to die.
from yeuxestrella :
it's a jack off jill song, that i was relating to. due to gross old men asking me if they can touch me for money. "ask your question. listen closely. here's your answer. it's still fuck you." and "there's no price tag on my conscience"
from yeuxestrella :
ick.
from llamanator :
Ew. Cats. Eat a cat. Save a... uhh... cat's food.
from yeuxestrella :
YaY!. i like being attacked with love.!
from imajoke :
Ow. The pain. Ow.
from similarminds :
me weird? you are weird. so there.
from yeuxestrella :
tara beat me to it! but for all it's worth. LOVE ATTACK!
from imajoke :
Hee hee, thats amazing
from rhymetime :
LOVE ATTACK!
from xrobinx :
Go to pogo.com and chess me im in the gravy train room
from xrobinx :
Nothing really, we jsut didn'y think he wanted to be in our band. And other bassist are being stupid.
from imajoke :
I am scared of them also!! Love attack me? Okay?
from yeuxestrella :
i only dont like people when i am scared of them. and mostly i am only scared of boys. i should love attack you!
from imajoke :
We both seem like people who do not like people! I wanna see you ( I like you though) Yes I am silly. Heh.
from yeuxestrella :
why ever would i not want to see you? crazy little girl you are.
from imajoke :
The thingy-majig on your diary, didn't show up, it was a box thingy. Like when pics don't show up on calpunk. Speaking o calounk, I MISS IT SO MUCH.
from xrobinx :
Whats this about a box? I got your letter today.
from imajoke :
Awesome-core! I like it.
from rhymetime :
Still tweaking around, though.
from rhymetime :
Here's the tentative deal : http://www.geocities.com/runsrampant//chels.html
from imajoke :
Ah! I like it. *nods* Very pretty, smart Tara!
from rhymetime :
Try this one. http://www.ricardofernando.de/IMAG0156.GIF
from imajoke :
I know, it didn't work
from rhymetime :
Yeah, you can't link in dairyland notes. Copy and paste it into the address bar.
from imajoke :
That link didn't work...
from rhymetime :
I found a great picture for you, I think. http://www.ricardohernando.de/imag0156.gif
from imajoke :
Tara, SURE! Make it spiffy though.
from rhymetime :
Garbagehead, can I make a design for your diary? I'm sufficient enough!
from imajoke :
I wish I knew how. I'm learning. I need to learn faster, and yes, html is a start!
from xrandux :
Darn. If I ever meet a female programmer I'd be in love! Although html doesn't really count as "programming". But it's a start, right?
from imajoke :
Tara... Uh, yeah
from imajoke :
No, I did not. I believe the designer is somewhere on their, I wish I did design it! Its very pretty.
from xrandux :
Did you do the html yourself?
from rhymetime :
I can make hearts. Heart = life. Therefore, since I can make hearts I can make life. ARTIFICIAL LIFE. Who's lame now?
from imajoke :
That was lame.
from rhymetime :
♥
from imajoke :
THEN TAKE THE HAT
from rhymetime :
I WANT THE HAT. HE CAN DIE, BUT NOT THAT HAT.
from imajoke :
His hat? Nothing special about it.. Yes, he deserves to be shot AND SO MUCH MORE. God. What am idiot, I mean, I've known dumb people, but boy oh boy does this boy sure top the charts
from rhymetime :
I really want his hat. I wonder why people as stupid as him aren't shot on spot? He makes me miss good ol' Stalin.
from imajoke :
I KNOW! I GOT EXCITED! I REALLY DID! EVEN THOUGH I STARED SHYLY AT THE WINDOW, MAYBE THIS WILL BECOME A DAILY THING! Yeah, that Trevor kid is a jackass, lets plot his death.
from rhymetime :
I TOTALLY SAT WITH YOU ON THE BUS TODAY! AND I TOTALLY TALKED TO YOU TODAY! IT WAS TOTALLY SOMETHING ELSE!
from rhymetime :
Take a shower, punk.
from yeuxestrella :
haahaa. GOOD. like heroin! i am a needle drug! woot. or something.
from xrobinx :
hopesfall is march 9. Play checkers with me. In that cat box room.
from imajoke :
Ha... church.. Ivan the terrible was a Russian Tsar, he 'ruled with an iron fist' I hope I see you, grr, mother is re-contemplating. Yeah, I wubz Kitty n Shaun.. IF I do see you I will give you the present meant for Valentines! AH!
from yeuxestrella :
who's ivan the terrible? i dont retain information well. and yes. i get to see you this weekend. and reading that about kitty and shaun made me realise that they are wonderfult o me as well and i should thank them! go gratefullness! i sound like church.
from imajoke :
Hurrah for social terms. It reminded me of 'Ivan the terrible' when you said rules with an iron fist... Arg, headaches are horrible
from yeuxestrella :
that and it is too bad that your mom seems to rule with an iron fist! oh yes, i used social terms. but moving on... drawing is fun! she cant take away paper!... well she can... but you can get some... at school. yeah. school. where i learnt all of those fancy social studies terms. do you see how i am simply making this a super long note. because i am bored. and have a headache. and other things. yeah.
from yeuxestrella :
can cats even dance? my cat has never danced!
from imajoke :
Dear Tara, Why are you so angry? Love, Chelsea P.S. I make sense, maybe not to you and also, stop being a grammar nazi.
from rhymetime :
You make no fucking sense when you type. GET BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS.
from imajoke :
Awwwwwww, scare dof phoneness is bad, and I decided you are a cat, no pony, cat. DANCE CAT DANCE!!! MEEOW! hurrah, you'll dance for me?
from imajoke :
DANCE PONY DANCE!
from yeuxestrella :
i would call, but i'm damn scared of the phone. want to see me dance? i will dance for you!
from imajoke :
Oh, and my babysitting kid hates it. Well she does run around the house naked form time to time. And everynow and then when she gets the urge she uses karate on me, Hate her parents for lettingher learn it.
from imajoke :
Well, its only good with ketchup. So, I love it half the time, much like you.
from rhymetime :
Everybody loves me. It's like hating grilled cheese. Nobody hates grilled cheese.
from imajoke :
That was Tara wasn't it? WASN'T IT!?!? I [heart] her...
from rhymetime :
What the fuck is this? First the glasses, now diaryland? YOU'VE BECOME AN EMO BITCH!
from imajoke :
Oh Brianne! I looooooooooove you! YES. Bah on school x10.
from yeuxestrella :
it took me a long time to figure out who you are, because i didnt see it said chels. oh yes. not a very bright brianne. i dont like school either! i am at school now! bah to school!
from imajoke :
OH MY GOD:IFILH@!!! I KNOIW!!! WASNT IT UBER AMAZING FUN?!?!$OJWJ WE SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN@!! FUCK DAMN! DID YOU GET ME LETTER YET?
from xrobinx :
HELLO! I wESTTA LKING TO YOUR ON TEH PHONFE!!@1

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