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I personally feel that although the vast majority of human knowledge will die with us, time is not linear, and so even as we are gone, we are simultaneously alive.

from dangerspouse :

That poor rat! (But are you sure it wasn't a mouse? Around here anyway the rats are so big you'd need clown shoes to house one.)

from jaysthoughts :

I constantly also think of people as large instances of the same behaviors as amoebas when I watch them at the stores. Now I don't feel as weird knowing it's not just me.

from bi-pet :

i like how your diary page colour makes the surroundings go all pink...

from jessejackson :

Starting to feel that isolation is the way to go...

from jessejackson :

The new place to post a diaryland entry!

from jessejackson :

children (babies) are the future. If you want your ideas to take hold you must impregnate them into children. Why else would the concept of religion be so stong?

from mymess :

why do you keep talking about babies!!!

from jessejackson :

i don't take anything for pain. that's why it is so strange that the ringing happened. It stopped by the time I woke up the next morning.

from rebecca :

Did you take aspirin or anything? OTC pain killers can cause tinnitus. I have had tinnitus for a couple of years; I don't notice it anymore.

from shutupmom :

i think yr awesome

from shutupmom :

totally wasted standing in front of the oven (400 degrees) trying to thaw out my fingers and cook a cheese pizza at the same time....as we speak in north east pdx.

from koalapad :

I will find you. (a la Point Break)

from shutupmom :

MR. JACKSON? IM COMING TO YOUR TOWN.

from robot-fun :

Yo jesse, i started doing writing a diary agian, but i have a new diary name it is: robot-fun not that old travisrobots business. Your friend travis

from robot-fun :

Yo jesse, i started doing writing a diary agian, but i have a new diary name it is: robot-fun not that old travisrobots business. Your friend travis

from jessejackson :

Jesse, jesse, jesse. I know what you do when the clock goes past midnight, you fucking ass! Strighten up already, before I have to put you in your place, bitch!

from brer-rappit :

u know... it's on dazes like these i wish i had sun block... owie owie owie

from savoury :

Yo bro, hows ya flo? I haven't chizz-ated with you in a while. Maybe its because I am too busy inserting Chicken McNuggets into my face. Oh well.

from brer-rappit :

uhh u dew no... a robot's dick is actually called a "scomp link"

from mandavoshka :

You're welcome. <3 robot dick

from brer-rappit :

well that sucks... i miss rell. to bad. well at least she is in a nice place. texas can be quite cool... only if you know what to look for. i'm not able to do anything even near a "body blow" i'm only 3ft tall... and my big floppy ears are an easy target... just pull.... ouch. thanks for the update, friend.

from brer-rappit :

yeah saved by the bell sucked. i could never begin to understand the appeal of that "dishwasher" soap opera for disinfected teens. question..... do u still keep in contact with RELL???? ?? ? if so.... tell 'er i say "hi"

from brer-rappit :

my cousin had puppies with PAZ

from pierrecoghil :

my cousin JJ totally impregnated chan marshall

from be-u-tea :

jesse jackson eh?referring to catpower-your name or the idiot?good stuff though especially catpower and there jesse jackson song:"jesse!jackson! i've got a son in me-and he's related to you he's related to you and he's dying to meet you"<3

from brer-rappit :

i look forward to that like a rewind on crack! just push pause and it'll all end on a good note...

from pierrecoghil :

when god comes down on rumage, he will surely piss onto your shack of a house

from brer-rappit :

zoot . . . . .

from jenne1017 :

lol

from harrymclean :

TAKE MY QUIZZES ANS SEE WHAT WACKY ARE YOU!OR ANYTHING!WE MAKE NEW ONES EVERY DAY!TRY IT!

from thevelvet :

liked that last entry. fun. interesting.

from oh-dearr :

HOT DAMN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND THE LIKE. AND MAKE MY MIND WHIRRRRRR. LOVE MELANIE IN CAPS.

from discotheque :

synk this round into my soft dome

from elder-flower :

Just updated and learned how to do bold text etc and all kinds of fun stuff. So pah! and mah mah mah!

from ant-world :

All I want for christmas is the lovely ------ to be naked in my bed on christams morning with pressies for me. vhy vhy vhy did she do it??? kisses lover boy!

from oh-dearr :

oh you must email me : [email protected] ps myexplodingheart works too :0 pps huggybearrr

from ant-world :

jeez boy control yourself santa will be far to busy dealing with my xmas wish list to even consider yours.

from discotheque :

samtana is dizgraze 2 human race

from oh-dearr :

i was reading back over my entries and i was laughing too. esp. at the jenny jones entry but it was seven a.m. and i was in no mood for fatties telling others what to do when they are going to keel over from a heart attack. sheeesh. but that is really only 1 part of me, and nobody else really knows about it. ( i didnt even really expect others to reply) we should get together for a dance party !!!@! underwear and blondie shirts optional. love melanie

from oh-dearr :

hiii. i added you to my 'friends' list even though i dont really know you? but you seem funny. its alright if you think this is weird because it isss but i really liked your links that you had. yahhh so okay. bye !!@! love melanie

from elder-flower :

Sorry pretty much the same thing is up there twice. There was a small moment of computer failiure and I thought the first one had got lost and deleated so I wrote a second nicer one.

from elder-flower :

'It always hurts when you don't hear from someone you care about for a long time.' This is a quote from your diary. I put it in becuase you have not emailed me or anything for a Very Long Time. I think you should. NOW!!!

from elder-flower :

"It always hurts when you don't hear from someone you care about for a long time." This is a quote from your diary and currently relevent to how I feel about the fact you have stopped email me or sending me notes. You ought to be careful or I shall write somehting really foul about how my belly button piercing is currently oozing blood or similar...

from brer-rappit :

yes, canabal corpse does rock. i saw them once live. it was something i'll always remember with all my heart. electrick banjos are nice as well... don't be crazy.... an electrick banjo can rock just as hard as canabal corpse... it just has to be in the right hands....... so look out!

from literatura :

E-mail me a story and I'll do the same, fuzz face.

from discotheque :

that is seriously one of the best diary entries ive ever read!

from discotheque :

(imagine the little toe headed boy holding up a piece of paper to mommy) "If this is LEGAL-size paper, is typerwriter paper illegal?" -Family Circus, November 23, 2002, Las Vegas Review-Journal

from brer-rappit :

elektrick banjos are nice........ mine is sweet

from msamy :

When I first read your note I thought you wrote TMJ not TMG. So I spent some time thinking about lockjaw and why you were listening to a tape by a band called lockjaw and if the songs were all about lockjaw, but no...I like der mountain goats cause I think he is a great writer, a total nerd, and the best singer with the worst voice. Those are the reasons. If he wrote songs about lockjaw and the trials and tribulations of those afflicted by lockjaw, that would just be the icing on the cupcake.

from literatura :

Thank you.

from discotheque :

a/s/l?

from literatura :

I'm in then, guitar or no guitar, looks or no looks, I'm in and your life is going to become something of myth or heresay, the frenetic dirty gasoline-smelling life of a dope fiend!

from elder-flower :

Have you been drinking cat piss again Jesse? You know how bad for you it is. And be a dear and email me. And lastly, does Chance have a guestbook or notes? I want to write hime a message if it could be arranged. Danke!

from literatura :

I cannot play the guitar, but I can dance and shake cool.

from discotheque :

its all about that wicked tounge action that i never get. You know what im sayin. Today grandma shit her panties. Why it allways tastes that good is a mystery to mankind. Why does the personal ball frank plump itself so hard but yet feels so good when rubbing up against her velvet-like skin. its all about 108 FM

from literatura :

Our hearts are made of wire and bamboo. Eat your way out of silence and shadow.

from discotheque :

Pick me up, lets drive down to freemont and scoop up some bitches. Tonight WE THE GENIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

from literatura :

You remind me of a big city. Speeding cars and blurry faces. Teddy bears behind the wheels and bumblebees in the dust. Dye your hair and do some pushups you.

from literatura :

Do you party, Jesse Jackson? Your wrists are like skeletons. Sometimes my brain feels like a dead canary. What does yours feel like?

from discotheque :

didjerass getbustedtoo?

from literatura :

Jesse Jackson, I have met you and you are weird.

from discotheque :

tomorrow morning(saturday) go to the renaissance fair and dress up!

from discotheque :

artistic, black and white, partially nude pictures of my fat body now with web clam

from elder-flower :

Snark Snark Snark

from elder-flower :

Are you male (i think this one) or female (but it could be this one) or what (also a possibility)? How old are you? If you wouldn't mind telling me a bit about yourself. Not that i'm interested but i'd like to know if i am writing to mr.garison's alterego. (or a madman.) and mr.garison is the puppet man from south park. goodbye.

from mandavoshka :

Sorry about the hotdogs in your fridge. I forgot.

from aint-nothin :

has anyone ever wanted to make dinner out of your intestines? I DO!...

from aint-nothin :

fuckyoujessejackson.<3

from praiseandrew :

raise the praise! [yay halo benders!]

from pierrecoghil :

what a fuck, not even on habbo. too busy for the computer? i guess you have got better things to do

from koalapad :

more human than human?

from jessejackson :

I am comanding the horror forces from the dark side of the moon. I have some shock troops and these bubble guys.

from pierrecoghil :

no jackson action on line lately. it is important for you to spend time un the grave yards, but you need to get connected to the wired. i will hook you up with this goth chick i know, she likes to go 4-wheeling and play nintendo gamecube. he used to be a fag, but he got really cool lately. he might have become too cool to suck your gothic dick though. l8r sk8r

from pierrecoghil :

word, take off those pants. what? they are already off? and there is VD all over your keyboard? what there is a picture of me on your screen? jigga, you need to upgrade your gray matter

from mandavoshka :

347 90150n f49907----------->10v3

from pierrecoghil :

Setting: Out side Burger King Time: Release day of Spice Worrld Plan: Watch greates movie t oever come out of England memories of a beautiful past

from shutupmom :

yeah, spice world really is a good movie. no really. it is. REALLY. wanna come over and dance with me?

from mandavoshka :

Your new layout makes me cum.

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