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from ursamajor :
Okay, I've got you all set up in my news reader... see you at blogger!
from nomeroo :
which Wally Lamb book are you reading? I love him!
from elmada :
are you coming sunday?
from elmada :
Congrats on the new job -- I'm glad you're getting out of the graveyard hell hole. Hope to see you soon!
from chnacat :
congratulations!!!! the new job sounds really exciting and fulfilling!!! i'm totally excited for you! i leave for fest in about 6 weeks, can't wait, you should come with!!
from givemeabreak :
Jen, my email is: tereseg30@sbcglobal.net and feel free to send any info you have to me. I am so diggin' my new job and I wish like hell I could wear coulotts, capris or gouchos! :0)
from chnacat :
absolutely brilliant! i'd crack open a jar of summer camp when i was 15! my problem is, there is so much pain intermeshed with any good memories that are there, that i'd have to have a special filter, to only get at the good stuff! good luck w/ the interview!
from givemeabreak :
Jen...I got a part time job....wahooo!!! Your Indy vibes must be working overtime. Thanks for the good thoughts!!! ~Teri
from givemeabreak :
thanks for the nice note Jen...you are too sweet to me. Send me an email and give me the dirt on the smut toys...never hurts right? ~Teri
from elmada :
I've never been to Holiday World--however I have to confess that I find middle schoolers cute as long as (a) I can't smell them, and (b) can't hear them. I guess that means I don't really like them.
from kungfukitten :
Haloscan.com comments that I'm using are free. (If you pay the $12 you can customize them and not have little ads show up.) You can post pictures on your diaryland diary for free, you just need a gold account if you want to store your images on your diaryland account.
from porchlife :
You still need comments.
from givemeabreak :
Ah yes...BBW I wish everyone saw large women as Big Beautiful Women. Sometimes I think in my job interviews they like me on the phone then see me and go..."no way!" I have to tell you that I love anyone who quotes Silence of the Lamb....fly, fly, fly....
from kungfukitten :
I remember trying to explain to an ex boyfriend that when women start writing, producing and directing porn it will be vastly different than it currently is. He couldn't understand that at all. He couldn't envision anything different, more intelligent, more creative, more fantastical than big dicks, big boobs and the in out in out motion. I still think he's a moron.
from techrat :
yeah, i think i do need to get more exercise. i walked quite a bit the other night, and that made me feel a whole lot better. you're so smart.
from givemeabreak :
Jen ~ thanks for the support... I have a BA from WMU in Org Comm/Mgmt and did customer service at Bronson. I have done some direct care staff stuff at ROI in town but it doesn't pay the bills sadly. I will certainly check out your leads....thanks a million. I love your diary btw..it's hilarious!! -ter
from techrat :
haha, i've never really seen a cow run. but after reading your guestbook entry, i took a nap and dreamt about cows running. it was kind of weird.
from elmada :
for my Masturbation Month efforts, I try to imagine that Tom Cruise is out of the closet, out of Scientology, and in my bed.
from kungfukitten :
No fair! You can't tell us that you need "specific things" to get kitty purring and then not tell us what they are. Tease. ;)
from givemeabreak :
do we get to see some of this purged art? Also...love the terms of masturbation for chicks. You are too damn funny! -Teri
from elmada :
Thanks for reminding me about Masturbation Month! This is the third year that I've celebrated it...
from elmada :
Glad to see you found your password... I just found mine again. Perhaps you were illustrating procrastination. I'll be in b'ton for 3 nights in early June.
from porchlife :
Hey, did you ever read that stupid poem of mine out loud to actual people?
from kungfukitten :
13 years! Wow, congrats. That's super amazing. Also I think we need to get together and make your mother a bubble wrap suit so she doesn't get hurt any more.
from techrat :
i am not familiar with hillbilly golf...but i do tend to enjoy golf in general, even though i am not very good at it at all.
from givemeabreak :
Thanks for the info on passover...very informative..also, I think you and I are very similar. I enjoyed what you wrote about jealousy, procrastination, gossip et al. I feel like I was reading about me. Thanks for putting that stuff out there. -teri
from givemeabreak :
Lard sandwich!?! Hilarious stuff girl! Only to be topped by the bridal shower sci-fi party games....ugh.
from porchlife :
you need comments.
from elmada :
you should have gone for the PB&J Sandwich... Love your comments as always (as does MT)
from porchlife :
re: that piece o' poo you called a poem: I'd be honoured if you read it to real humans! Let me know how it goes over! *grin*
from givemeabreak :
Thanks for the note...I appreciate any and all sympathies... :0) So, why did you leave the 'zoo? Job? Now I have a new diary to read cover to cover! -teri
from chnacat :
i'm here for you sister!!!!!
from kungfukitten :
Sorry you're feeling so depressed lately. That sucks. Hang in there, you'll feel better. Sometimes the only good thing about hitting rock bottom is knowing that the only direction you can go is up! I had to laugh at driving home with your hand over one eye because I've had to do that before too. Augh! Thank goodness for disposable contact lenses. I lose/rip/tear/ingest them on a regular basis. XOXO
from bettyalready :
jump in and do it. that's the ONLY way because none of mine were planned and if I thought about it too much, I wouldn't have done it. Just do it. Just like, jump him and ...ok I'm just getting inappropriate here.
from chnacat :
happy happy birthday!!!!
from techrat :
oh, and also, happy birthday!
from techrat :
i've heard that the end of january is the most depressing time of the year. but i think february is worse. winter gets to be very long up here in minnesota/wisconsin.
from candoor :
I'm amused (as if that bit of information might rock your world or something, huh? :)
from porchlife :
You gots no comments. I wanna comment.
from techrat :
that's cool. i'm not really much of a tech nerd anymore, anyway. i'm more of a math nerd. but an AWESOME math nerd. i think i am the best choice for random, gay, buddy-searching. what i mean to say is, thanks for the add.
from f-i-n :
i love ramona forever.
from porchlife :
I remember now! Ween!
from chnacat :
i have total faith in you! you'll do great on your tests! congrats on getting this far (not that you need it, but i think it's pretty fucking awesome!) i'll admit, i'm a bit envious that you've got so much of your shit together. big grins! lisa
from hallock35 :
Nerve-wracking, those practical tests. Hope the paper test goes well...
from ursamajor :
That happened to OOMA once with a pair of pants he bought at Old Navy. Put 'em on and found a $20 in the pocket. Will start shopping at the Good Will, however... payout's better.
from elmada :
Wow.... Those really were magic pants! Lucky find!
from chnacat :
you may very well be the luckiest person i "know"! what a nice way to start the new year! =) lisa
from bettyalready :
oh my god, you and I were twins in a former life. I spent a lot of my late teens, early twenties working for a group home and am having bad rectal-fallout memories.
from chnacat :
hooorrrraaaaaaayyyyyy!!! i missed ya! =) lisa
from chnacat :
glad you're feelin' better....unfortunatly, we all have to make room for those melt downs every once in a while. i've been feelin' one coming on for some time, should be a doozy when it gets here! btw, i TOTALLY relate to the whole "doing things half assed and having that be enough" thing...sometimes, being smart and capable is a burden, no?
from elmada :
Personally, I'm against vag sex. Give me anal...
from elmada :
Hey Jen-Love the Cornholing entry. (Actually love all of them). I remember the first time I encountered this brand of cornholing, it was where a Cincinnatti area High School had a Prom "don't" event warning kids against getting pregnant. They had a cornholing game at the festival. See http://www.elmada.com/000006.html for my take on it! Adam
from kungfukitten :
I actually got yelled at by my physical therapist for wearing a tasteful amount of perfume to the clinic. Apparantly they have a large portion of patients with "multiple chemicle sensitivies" which is why I find it amusing that you came across marinated nurses. ;)
from chnacat :
l'shana tovah! i hope you are feeling better. don't be so hard on yourself (i know, i know, pot calling kettle black!). big hugs! btw, i don't know about brownie batter, but chunkey monkey is ta-die-fo! and i don't fast either...too much of a head game for me... big love! lisa
from ubergrrl :
Lordy lordy, woman. I can totally relate.. the 'vermin' at my job/institution are moving in today! I hate them and yet I am sort of jealous of them at the same time. I always get kind of melancholy about back to school stuff this time of year. Mostly I just hate them because I can't drive across campus to get to my office... enjoy academia. bleh.
from bettyalready :
PLEASE tell me you're kidding about the "fat" tax. More to eat a sunday? LOTS of people like sunday's. I'm so ready for the government to be overthrown. I saw Johnny Depp say what he REALLY said. America was a young country and he compared USA to a puppy. A puppy has really sharp teeth. I totally got what he meant. The best analogy I've ever heard. Fat tax???
from letaboo :
Indeed. nothing wrong with us whatsoever! the problem lies with commercialism itself; the goal of advertizing is to make people dissatisfied with one or more things about ourselves and feel that ____ product will fix us. The new Dove Campaign for Real Beauty tries to counteract this, but while they try to say that women of many different types are beautiful, they're still beholden to the sales pitch that their products will make us *better.* So there's still something wrong with us even though it's okay to have a different body/hair/skin type. It doesn't make sense at all.
from bettyalready :
my girlz had a couple of the mini bratz dollz. Trashy. I don't buy them anymore. You live, you learn.
from elmada :
Hey Jen, I stupidly should have done this before. I don't have your current phone number or email address... I'm planning on dinner at Roots tonight (thursday) and it would be suave if you could join us... email me adam@elmada.com
from ursamajor :
You SO obviously don't read Celebrity Baby Blog... (And, really, why would you? And, really, why do I?) Carnie popped that malnourished beastie out last month.
from bettyalready :
Enough room to breed. THAT is funny. Even UNPLANNED, baby's work out wherever and whenever they happen.
from bettyalready :
Ok, so it hits when I least expect it, like yesterday. My time of year mental-wise is Feb-March-April.
from elmada :
Jen! I finally got my blasted password for this site... Congrats on the new job and I'm thrilled you like it. Adam
from bettyalready :
Thanks thanks thanks! I very much appreciate it and have no one to talk about it with. I haven't had a problem in a month. Which isn't that long. But I still was surprised I fell back into it so fast.
from bettyalready :
You and I are in the same place as far as bulimia. Just when I think I'm ok, I'll eat something that's a trigger for me and I will not stop thinking about throwing up until I do and I think the same exact thing. I thought after the baby after being so sick I'd never want to make myself vomit again, but I've had 2 instances where I had an emotional trigger and did it. At least I think I'm better at knowing what's going to cause me to want to.
from lapisllong :
i'm sorry about the headache, i feel for you. i decided mine was really the result of a wild mountain chicken attack gone horribly wrong. it seems the chicken is now stuck INSIDE my head trying to get out. some days it's sleeps in. nightmares about vampires won't really make you cool, but just being you and having dentures on your page . . . now THAT'S freaking awesome!
from bettyalready :
Ok, so did you land a job or what? Where are you? I think you're the one that left me a note about how it's going with La Babyette and I can't remember anything. That's how it's going. It's all a blur. He sleeps some at nights, other nights not as well.
from bettyalready :
Eternal sunshine would make me cry like a little bitch too. Or really, a big bitch.
from kungfukitten :
I didn't like Eternal Sunshine. Jim Carey looked like he was 40 and Kate Winslet looked like she was 16, it was just too creepy to me. I did however, cry my eyes out during Big Fish.
from chnacat :
yay!!! you're back!!
from bettyalready :
No job is worth driving in crap weather. I never get why people want to drive in or expect others to drive in unsafe conditions. But hey...
from candoor :
happy new year :)
from bettyalready :
If that happened to me, I'd hate Christmas too. Holy crap. I can't imagine doing that to my kids.
from elmada :
oh my god! That song is terrible... i now fully feel your pain!
from bettyalready :
You are so friggin nice, that really did bring tears to my eyes. I feel like such a moo-cow right now. An emotional wreck of a preggo puff!
from bettyalready :
Happy Thanksgiving!
from e-voice :
Sometimes when I click on your diary I sing "Jfsuperstar" tot he tune of "Ghetto Superstar." Not much more to tell there, but if someone did that with my diary, I would want to know.
from bettyalready :
This year I had pumpkin votive bags. A new level of lazy! The rain made them cave in.
from ursamajor :
he'd pick yankee candle macintosh candle. or at least he should.
from bettyalready :
I was reading your peta entry and I couldn't agree more. I'm vegetarian, but I could never preach it. It's not for everyone. My family eats a lot more vegetarian now but that's just purely by trying it because that's the way I eat. They're like a terrorist organization. The way they target people is fucking scary too. I wrote them a letter about their ad campaign "Feeding kids meat is child abuse". Oh my god, I had never been so angry. It shows this overweight boy. Meat doesn't make kids overweight, it's the all around diet and activity level. GRRRRRRRR
from elmada :
I still feel ill. One spot of good news: At least when all the bad things he's done for the past four years catch up with the government, the blame will fall where it belongs. Although as somebody pointed out, he's good at diverting blame.. "The buck stops anywhere but here," kind of guy.
from e-voice :
Thanks for signing my guestbook. It matters that we are out here, I swear it does. It made me feel great to walk through the art class of 40-70-something women I walk through to get to my office and to see several of them defiantly dressed in black as I was. When I got into my office, my officemate was dressed the same way. Later in the day, a friend I know from volunteering for the lgbt chorus stopped by to say we all need to take care of one another, now more than ever. I'm still very hurt. My partner ( http://verucaamish.diaryland.com ) is bereft, but these connections are sustaining on days like this. Thanks for holding up your link.
from bettyalready :
yeah bummer....valtrex. fun. ouch.
from chnacat :
i'm sending you lots of hugging! don't let those silly girls get you down...they have so much growing up to do and so much pain ahead of them working through shit that you have long past gotten over. and i think that you should wear your new socks every day!
from elmada :
You had dinner with me at the house I was house-sitting in Bloomington... and I've since moved to Germany. www.elmada.com is my blog site... I had to register to post comments here....
from elmada :
I saw hardcore porn last night... didn't get off, but did explore a darkroom at a gay bar. Did I just confess that?!
from ubergrrl :
Hehe. I love your template. It makes me giggle. And chatter. And yes, I did know that about hay. ;) No point in my note. I just wanted to say hi. I am finally catching up on diaries again.
from bettyalready :
Fat nerdy angel. HA! His response was even better.
from jewjew :
That's cute. This is Jessica from Heeb, you replied to the post I made and I read your profile. This is a cool website. I made my own journal thingie on here but haven't made an entry because the servers are busy! But this is really cool.
from letaboo :
hah. pepperoni for eyes. that's hillarious. yay for cute boys talking in their sleep.
from bettyalready :
My god, your nightmares will now turn into my nightmares. Those things are scary.
from bettyalready :
so I'm just getting ridiculous. I started out as bettyalready and wrote for three years or so. Then I changed to "oliana" and then to "morgance". I miss bettyalready and haven't been the same, so if you feel like reading, you sure can but if you're sick of me saying "Hey, got a new diary!" then drop me like a hot pancake. Glad you're in the land of living, btw.
from elmada :
Hey Jen.. from Germany... enjoy your vacation and I'm happy everything went well at the show!
from morgance :
and are you guys ok? did you get sick too?
from e-voice :
Yahoo JFSlammaStar!
from oliana :
Yeah no rushing the kid thing. I started at 22 and that's fine with me, I don't have regrets about that. I told the oldest girl when I had her and she said "That's really young!!!!" Well I guess so. I was totally ready at that time. Hopefully you don't have people asking "When are you going to have kids????" That would be irritating. I wonder why people feel they have to ask that.
from oliana :
we have a place that smells of rotten eggs too. It's called Tacoma, Wa. It's really a whole rotten egg smell town.
from oliana :
so I guess I like nerds too because this dude at the coffee drivethrough was quite chatty. obviously he didn't see the fact that I was with child.
from e-voice :
That sounds so fukking liberating. Kongrats on a great time of healing and klear test. I'm glad you invest in yourself like that.
from kungfukitten :
Kamp sounded like so much fun! I now want to spell everything with a k. Kongrats on your healthy physikal!
from chnacat :
oooh oooh oooh....i want to be in your harem!!! i'll be the fat jewish lesbian nerd!!!
from letaboo :
how funny - last night smitten and i were just discussing what it would be like to be with someone who snored very loudly. also he has great curly hair - at least he would if he let it grow out. he wants to cut it super short and i keep protesting - i want it to be long enough to see the curls, and be able to run my fingers through his hair. we'll see who wins.
from oliana :
oh my god. That was funny.
from letaboo :
whoa ahnold! blueberry pie perfume. craziness. check your email for instructions on diary images.
from ubergrrl :
Oh. My. God. That dream kicks ass. Shit, I need to come find you on the astral next time you're with Ahhnold.. I totally used to have a crush on him when I was younger. LOL
from kungfukitten :
Hi there! Actually I do stop by and check out your blog from time to time and have been meaning to add you as a favorite! In fact, I'll do that right now. If you want to party more move to Portland, I'll make sure you're never sober. *burp*
from candoor :
Hmmm, gives a whole new meaning to the question "what's that on your shoe?"
from ubergrrl :
Damn, I should have saved some of my raw chicken sandwich for your chihuahua friend. To answer your question, I'm an IT manager on a college campus. I am in charge of desktop support for faculty and staff. Woo. ;)
from ubergrrl :
Thanks for the dirty wishes! As for the 'nipple apron', my parents got it for me in Italy.. so unfortunately I'm not sure where to tell people to get one...
from chnacat :
hi! sorry to not respond to all your notes! i forget to read mine...i usually only read my guestbook notes. <br> thanks for all the nice complements!!!<br> and yeah, i go to michigan for festival...i'm a worker at gaia. <br> =) lisa
from chnacat :
wow! your "father's day" writing was incredibly powerful! kudos to you for emerging whole from a broken situation!
from e-voice :
The Hollywood Squares are living in Disneyland? What the hell was that supposed to mean? This does not mean that I am not jealous that you met Sly Fox.
from sugarbabylon :
<333! thank you for the lovely note!
from ubergrrl :
Are we on some kind of weird food wavelength or something? I'm eating tuna today too. Hope you kept your chili down yesterday. ;)
from e-voice :
I am sorry about your friend. Thank you for your eloquence about Reagan.
from e-voice :
Thanks for signing my guestbook and validating the existence of Hoedowns. People around here act as if I am from Planet Freak when I share this with them. Your instructor is an asshole. "Guys" are always getting a free ride for crap like that. Whether he understands tit pain or not, a person who understood empathy would have checked in. Being clueless is almost as sad as if he is just trying to be tough. Just my $.03.
from candoor :
intrigued by your profile intro even before getting to your diary, I wonder...
from almost-sane :
Hey! Thanks so much for the visit and the high praise.
from ubergrrl :
Ow.. I feel your tit pain. Seriously. When I was in high school my horse BIT ME on the tit.. right next to (but not on, thank god) the nipple. I screamed bloody murder and my mom yelled at me for screaming too loud. Had a hard bruise for a long time. OW OW. So I feel for ya. Yeah I've also taken a similar approach to dieting.. sort of. I lost a lot of weight a couple of years ago on Atkins. I still want to lose more but am tired of being restricted and constipated. So I started running now that I'm 50 lbs lighter... and doing all my other stuff. I still struggle daily with my body image but try to validate it for being so damn healthy all the time, instead of trying to beat it up for being too chubby.
from letaboo :
you have my sympathies. i too gave the finger to the dieting industry for a long time and went way too far towards the opposite end of the spectrum, eating really junky food without guilt until i realized it was really messing my body up. so it's been a struggle to find a reasonable way to keep healthy while making sure the desire to be healthy is not coming from an UN-healthy emotional place.
from chnacat :
i'm sending you hugs! just cause i can totally relate to everything you wrote!
from s-m-r :
Thanks for the kind words, lady. I'll be reading yours through this week. Take it easy! --SMR
from ubergrrl :
Hi there, thanks for stopping by- I read your entire diary today. And I'll be back. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has weird-ass fucking psychotic dreams and fantasies. I wish I had a vin.. he sounds great. :)
from chnacat :
i fucking HATE greg cynamoun! and what's with his shtick about losing weight on your tummy, thighs and stomach! aren't your tummy and your stomach the same thing???!!!??? fucking moron! (your entry got me all fired up! can ya tell???) ;) -lisa
from e-voice :
I am not sure how I got to your diary. I think I'll retrace my steps now. I like your writing a lot and will be back.
from letaboo :
5/18/04 - i hate boobie sweat too. especially when it stains your shirt so everyone knows you're sweating there. at least armpits have the courtesy of hiding the sweat spots. i'm curious about your art, especially cause you said you use fabric. i'm thinking about learning to quilt and make cool nontraditional stuff. anyway if you want some help prettying your diary, i'd be happy to help. i've looked for templates for my diary before, and there's a lot of crap out there, so i could show you the non-crappy ones, or if you have a clear idea of what you want and it's relatively simple, i might be able to design it for you. lemme know if you're interested.
from letaboo :
hi again. i wanted to let you know that there are a lot of relatively cheap & easy ways to make your diary pretty. i don't pay anything for mine. check out http://beautify.embellished.org/ which has links to a ton of sites that offer free diaryland design templates that you can use on your diary with just a few clicks. if you want help, just let me know!
from letaboo :
hi there. Thanks for your note. I'm curious to know - how did you find my site? Let me know if you ever perform in Los Angeles, I'd love to see your shtick.

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