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Since when is basketball a "real sport"? It's not even full contact. I'd lose all basketball games to guarantee that my football team could at least give it a shot at a win in a championship game. :)

from aliboomboom :

I don't even think that your team showed up to play. :) Anyways I hope that your holidays were good. It's good to see you back around. My username is alexia and my password is 07gcr10!!

from aliboomboom :

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SEAN!! I hope that your holidays are really happy!! Do you get to spend them with your red neck cousins or what? Thank you for always making me laugh and for constantly putting a smile on my face! You are wonderful and you deserve a very Merry Christmas!! I hope to talk to you soon! And by the ways, GO VOLS!!

from aliboomboom :

So I'm more of a vowel girl than a consonant girl? What does that mean? Regardless of what it means, you are right. The correct initials are AAG. Yay Sean!!

from aliboomboom :

But still I would feel much better about the whole thing if perhaps he guessed right. Could you guess right?

from anisettekiss :

That Pennsylvanian better be Me... *sm00ch* Take those quote marks out of your short description so I can leave a comment. P.S. I loved your note. xoxo If you want to be my buddy, I'll need your resume submitted within 25 days. Thank You.

from aliboomboom :

I'm sure that you are hot, hot and gorgeous. I updated all my favorites yesterday because well half the people on there were expecting and now they have their babies so I was starting to look lazy. I thought I'd upgrade you too. Just imagine what you'll be described as next time? As for IM, did you try to add me to Yahoo or AOL? I haven't been on AOL for a while but nothing has come through on Yahoo. What is your username anyways?

from aliboomboom :

Oh see now you made me smile. And you're right. Locked diaries suck but then again don't you feel special since you can get in? I miss talking to you. I need someone to make me laugh every now and then!!

from aliboomboom :

Oh and by the way, I can't believe that I'm STILL not on your favorites list. You are breaking my heart here.

from aliboomboom :

Ah, how sweet are you? It was good to get an update. I'm glad you didn't fall off the face of the earth and die because it sure has felt like that!! I bet you are looking forward to Christmas break, huh?

from anisettekiss :

oH YEAH. Judd and I were drinking and talking on the phone. We thought we were being very funny... I can't believe you have a crush!! That's great! Have you taken creepy stalker pictures of her sleeping yet?? You should go gold and post them, if so. xoxo

from anisettekiss :

Me and Judd are missing ya hard core....but in a non porn way. Feyg!!!!! XOXO Judd is better in bed.

from anisettekiss :

What the frig, Sean. I miss ya, you little panty stain.

from anisettekiss :

You're welcome. Thanks for finding it. XOXO

from compclass :

Well I have a GOOD liver unlike some so don't write back cuz I don't want the diese.

from anisettekiss :

HA HA HAAAAA!! THAT is AWESOME! I love you for being durrrty too, Baby. XOXO *SMOOCH*

from anisettekiss :

You telling me how durrrty I am is the greatest compliment you could ever give a gal...*sniff, sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

from anisettekiss :

What the fuck...where have you been? I think I actually miss talking to you. SO! I have a story to relate to your 'Lead you on by fucking you story.' Let's just say that Men around the world should be hopeful that one day a drunk girl will pull them off the sidewalk and give them raunchy nameless sex like I did last weekend...yeah, it's like that. I'm such an asshole.

from chicagojo :

Please tell me you're going to the Rangers/KC game tonight and that you'll be decked out in red...

from anisettekiss :

I MISSSSSSEEEEDDDDD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from anisettekiss :

Dude. You wrote me emails from WORK when you and Judd helped me fix my comment link. Remember??? :)

from anisettekiss :

You know that you are a sick, sick man right? I mean, there is no way I was believing the little gitrl thing, but you have to admit it was a twisted idea. Good job Bebbeh! *sm00ch*

from betchy :

you have got to stop confusing me!!! i cant cope!

from jilllybean22 :

Hey. Helga is that ugly girls name on "Hey Arnold" and her big sister's name is Olga. Helga is insanely jealous of Olga mostly because of all the awards and achievements she holds. Helga feels inferior. Anyway, cute entry. bye.

from chickie-legs :

You're a goofball, but I love you anyway

from chikyblonde :

My ribs hurt so much from boxing the other night and laughing at the videos in your entry has caused the muscles in my ribs to convulse in shear pain and agony while I laugh at the squirrel and the cow... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

from leebozeebo :

I do in fact know some Corps kids who are very nice. It's just that the vast majority of them eat paint.

from betchy :

i know. angus. we-e-e-ll maybe some people would find it cute. loved the entry about the alligator by the way, did you really have an alligator in your dorm? that rocks so much more than anything i have ever done in my whole life. if you dont mind me asking how old are you? because you write like a young person, but say you're old!! i am confused xx

from chicagojo :

something that made me laugh: http://www.anamelissa.de/images/europe/kid_finger.jpg

from chicagojo :

I think we three can handle it. I'll bring along others to help too -- whee!

from chicagojo :

Yes, both it is! Is Chicago ready???

from mutemind :

i'd love to move away from here. i don't think my diary is much either, but i love it nonetheless.

from mutemind :

if you really feel that way, hows about we trade places? :-D oh, and i've linked you in my profile. you're pretty damn cool :-)

from mutemind :

no, not personal pride. if you wanna know the truth, i hate Florida. i just thought the article was pretty damn funny.

from girlygirl83 :

your fly fishing fix 'eh? I guess guys do have to have their fun too. Hey, can I ask you a question? How old are you? I mean I just wanna know, cause you sound pretty hot. I think that your singal, but I dunno. So, if your not then don't be mad that I said it. Well, don't be mad anyways.

from chicagojo :

Hang Up is the right way to say it. Upstairs is a "go shorty, it's your b-day" club, and downstairs is older music. I prefer the upstairs, but Bethany et al are always downstairs. We'll let you choose :)

from girlygirl83 :

My dad didn't end up fishing that hard core this week. So don't be too jealous! You seriously crack me up

from mutemind :

i read that article about the alligator, too. that was funny, man.

from aliboomboom :

I did make it to Target last night but now I've got to put the shelves and toy box together and I haven't had time to do that. Oh well. I'll get around to it at some point. Have a great weekend!

from betchy :

god you make me laugh so much!!!! by the way, what do you think of the name angus? its just i was shocked and saddened last night, when i was chatted up by a random man, and when i asked his name he said "angus". wouldnt you lie and say your name was pete if that was your name? it reminds me of the highlands of scotland and makes me want to start saying "och aye" a lot. he also had a front tooth missing. how unfortunate. i get all the good ones me!! xx

from chicagojo :

Oh dear gawd. Hangge Uppe until 4 a.m. Prepare to be carried home. No, wait. Carry me home instead.

from chicagojo :

7th and 8th of August has been written down as reserved. Bethany and I will discuss. Whee! I hope there's ridiculousness involved...

from aliboomboom :

You are so adorable and so very funny. I love your notes and emails. I just wanted to let you know that you brighten my day!! Thanks!

from aliboomboom :

I guess I won't be jealous that you think my son is better looking than me but if I hear you saying that about any other girls then I will have to get upset...:) Anyways thanks for the note. You made me smile like always!!

from autumn-kitty :

hm. thought I left a message here, but i don't see it. anyways, you're MOVING? From the land of milk and honey known as Aggieland? OK, we'll have our drinking contest online...starting.....NOW! Wait, I've already been drinking. Thash not faair! You are sheating! Or doesh it mean I'm winning? :-)

from betchy :

oh, no the story was great. every little detail. it was really funny. i totally understand why you did it, i mean, a person has got to sleep!! and if she had the hots for you, did she really think the best way to get in with you was to annoy you?? what a crazy horse! x

from chicagojo :

Oh yes, that bitch is going down if he gets any fancy ideas in his pretty little head...

from betchy :

oh my god i love you!!!!!!!! i cannot normally be arsed to read stories that long, but i was absolutely pissing myself laughing. ye ha!!!!! i am so glad i added you to my buddy list, you are absolutely one of my faves, and i also find it very hard to believe that you dont get laid often!!!!!!

from insanegerbil :

omg, your roomate reminds me of mine.only shes resembles a hot gothic barbiedoll.

from chicagojo :

Oh yeah. And considering that my snookums-deluxe has stated that he intends on tipping me off the boat, it's probably best!

from meeshapeesha :

Ohhhh..I did it. :) I'm not blonde anymore.

from chicagojo :

I emailed the trip's coordinator, and she confirmed that there is no booze allowed on the rafting part of the trip. With that whole drunken/water/drowning thing, that's fine. However, booze is allowed everywhere else. Whew!

from anisettekiss :

Why did you pay for the phone? I would tell her to kiss my fuzzy butt.

from meeshapeesha :

But then what if i find out that no one visits my page? Then i'd be depressed. And why do i have to put it on my page? Why does everyone else need to see it? Or do they? I'm such a blonde today..just ignore me.

from krugerpak007 :

You are young. I am thirty in 2 weeks and having withdrawal symtoms. You are still in your twenties, so go and enjoy!!! I have had your diary onmy buddy list a few times. I enjoy it but feel a bit intimidated when I see your awsome writing and stories and life, and my boring, pathetic life..You are funny and interesting. I just moan! :-(.But I keep popping by. Take care, and as I say have fun! ( I loved your photos although all the girls are skinny and pretty which made me a tad bit jealous.) But I put up a photo page too. I stole your idea...:-) Take care and I will be in touch. Kathy

from chikyblonde :

hey thanks for the note. I like your writing style. you're going as a favorite. And I do ebay regularly so if you have any questions about it, let me know.

from chadly7 :

Mr. Cartoon - thank you for pointing out the ironic nature of my rainbow-colored hit counter. On a related note: I had the pleasure of chatting with IEnjoyCorks.diaryland only moments after writing that entry. AND HE ASKED ME IF I WAS GAY. Completely serious - he hadn't even seen the entry. But, I think I've got the girls convinced. ;) Thanks again.

from anisettekiss :

WhatEVER. I adore diaryland and my favorite Aggie mens. I just can't get sacked from work. :( I DO miss y'all. *sm00ch*

from betchy :

i tend to fall over quite spectacularly about once a month, more so when i am sober, strangely enough. and it is always in front of hundreds of people. if they laugh i tend to stand up and take a bow rather than get embarrassed. i find it too funny myself. so,come on, you're a guy, how do i get them to stop thinking of me as a little sis, and get them to think i'm a "hotty"?

from betchy :

you know, most of my male friends (even the hot ones) all see me as some kind of "little sister" that they have to look after. no wonder i never get laid. and sometimes you really want some, dammit!!! laughed my arse off at the story about your mate, ye ha!!!! i lve it when people fall over. even when i fall over i find it hilarious. in fact i think it is one of my most fave things. and you know what? you get more appealing with every entry x

from chicagojo :

They're lying about the no booze. It's some legality where they don't want to technically allow it since they're renting us equipment to drown our drunken selves with.

from chicagojo :

This is where I'm going this weekend: www.wolfriverrafting.com. Hopefully it's as White Trash-errific as the toobing in New Braunfels, but I somehow doubt it'll have the trashy Texas flair...

from girlygirl83 :

yeah yellow stone weas really pretty, my dad is going fly fishing all this week in idaho, I'm ready to get on home now though

from krugerpak007 :

You are right. I should have specified. I can't wait to see him OUTSIDE the womb! :-) Kathy

from krugerpak007 :

Hi! Thanks again for the information. I can't wait for Ali to update and to see pictures of little Griffin at last. Nice of you to let me know. Really nice. Thanks again, and have a good weekend. xox Kathy

from betchy :

that would be beyond cool!!!!! i can do gypsy aswell!!!! i can also do begbie from trainspotting spectacularly well!!! and scuttle from the little mermaid. and the girl from the excorcist. i'll stop now, i am not making myself appear cool. and i am dammit!!!!

from kristintracy :

haha. yes, i believe i took your comments about my page as you exactly as you intended them. not in the least complainy, but more "wow"y. i fully took it as a compliment. ~k.

from betchy :

is my english cockney slang really so hard to understand???? i really think i am going to have to start making a little dictionary of english words. pattymelt had trouble with some of them, so i put little translations at the bottom of my todays entry!!! its just i dont know which expressions you yanks use, and which you dont! but i would still make a good press agent. x

from anisettekiss :

Believe it or not, I posted that on my thread and on yours so that anyone who reads either of our notes, can see our witty banter. You don't believe me do you...

from betchy :

i have always wanted to be a press agent!!!!!!! we could do press conferences and things, and i would get security to say to people "no autographs please". yeah that would be fun!!!

from krugerpak007 :

Thanks a lot for letting me know. Please send them my love. xoxo Kathy

from dont-stop :

I don't think there will be anymore tales of stolen racks, or at least I hope not.

from yellowrosetx :

Thank you so much for letting me know. Do they know why she went early? Us southern belles were starting to wonder if she had Griffin-it's not like her to leave us waiting/wondering. My daughter was 3 weeks early and she's now 2 and perfectly healthy. Give Ali our best! Hugs & kisses to both Mommy and Griffin! Take Care!-Rose

from betchy :

hello!!!!! saw your notes on a couple of my buddys notes pages so i thought i would take a little looky. you're a pretty funny guy, and funny is my fave way to pass the day!!! i may even take the liberty of adding you to my buddy list. feel free to wander on over to my page for a look if you like. its not as funny as yours though. au revoir x

from anisettekiss :

"You're such a cock Sean. But thank goodness the itching has ceased. Just so you know, I don't blame you. It was the greatest three and a half minutes of my life. See you around, lover."

from anisettekiss :

BEEBEEE!!!! I was way sick...ugh. No out of town nookie... bummer.

from autumn-kitty :

105.3 is still talk...they host the dodgeball...Pugs and Kelly show I believe. I have a freaking blast last weekend in New Braunfels...the Comal I believe? Who knows, I could've been in Switzerland and it all would've still had the same fuzzy glow!

from meeshapeesha :

Did you hear Boozer's agent resigned? Not sure if you care but I just saw it on espn.com. And now the Cavs are offering him $5million for one year. This guy is becoming a bit of a headache.

from gigantor :

well...not totally screwed. Actually only the last book in the series isn't out yet...and that comes out in September. "Wolves of the calla" came out around Christmas, and "Song of Susanah" came out a few weeks ago. So I'm thinking that by the time I'm ready to read the last one, it'll be out already. I've had a plan all along

from elcielo :

Rad, man. When did you go to Argentina? What part?

from meeshapeesha :

Oh crap, you're right. Now i feel like a dork for deleting it. Anywho, Kansas??? Kansas sucks. At least move somewhere cool. And i was half joking about meeting. But see, now that we have proof that you're hot, that's a bit of an incentive to at least meet you. But i've done the whole online meeting in person thing back in the day and you're right, it's shady. So yeah i was joking. I'm shutting up now.

from meeshapeesha :

I deleted it...figured it was for someone else. Unless it was for me..in which case i'm confused. But i'm pretty sure it was meant for someone else. You're still hot though. And really, that's all that matters.

from meeshapeesha :

Joe, are you stoned again? Leaving the wrong notes in the wrong diaries again. :)

from elcielo :

Ahora estoy en Buenos Aires, Argentina. Regreso a los Estados Unidos el viernes que viene. :(

from warcrygirl :

OMG you are such a cutie!!! I knew #9 was you! So, is it true things are bigger in Texas? *shameless flirting*

from meeshapeesha :

I knew it!! I said didn't i? It's all about #9. Smokin! I don't know anyone in Texas so you have to come up here sometime and visit me and bethany and jo. Got it? Good.

from anisettekiss :

Sweet. I'm back in business.

from anisettekiss :

Hardy harrharrr. What happened to my dirty lil Texan?

from anisettekiss :

I already know where to put, Baby. Unless you have any other suggestions... ;)

from aliboomboom :

I can't help it when it comes to Mike, I am bitch queen. It just sucks that it has to be this way. He's a fucking psychopath. He called my sister and left her a message because I haven't answered his calls. What a fucking baby.

from anisettekiss :

You like my guns Baby? Pretty cool, huh?! My comment line is up at the top though... I STILL have no idea what I'm doing...grrr.

from meeshapeesha :

And yes, Boozer is a jackass. It's all about money. Paxson sould have known better. That's the wonderful Cleveland curse coming back to haunt us again.

from meeshapeesha :

So do we get to find out which one you are or are you going to leave us in suspense? Hmm....

from aliboomboom :

I don't want him around. I'm worried about it too. I'm not going to do anything today. I just wanted to write things down to see if I could vocalize my thoughts without being a bitch. I hate asshat lawyers!

from warcrygirl :

Wellll, okay. But you can only hug me if you also wear a heavy metal t-shirt. Iron Maiden or AC/DC will do. :)

from meeshapeesha :

Yes i did. And the piccolo.

from meeshapeesha :

Band geeks can be cute. :) Not all grow up to be murderers.

from autumn-kitty :

Sorry to point this out, Sweetheart, but it's actually ME that it's all about! So did you actually go to A&M or just work there? How maroon is your blood?

from elcielo :

Nah, you aren�t in over your head, nor did I learn Spain-spanish. "Castellano" is just what they call spanish here.

from girlygirl83 :

I'm going to some convention, then I have to go to Yellow Stone National Park then I have to go to Idaho for a week.Sound fun? I dunno. I'm really apperenhensive about it. OH, and the only two people i'm going with are my parents. I love them but I don't know if I can get along wtih them for 3 whole weeks.

from elcielo :

�Hablaste castellano! muy bien, joe cartoon.

from girlygirl83 :

I hope that I like TX too. I dunno if I'm gonna like it or not. I'm really scared. I don't like traveling. Well, It sounds like you had a good weekend. I wish I went to the lake this weekend!

from anisettekiss :

I totally posted on my own thread! I'm sucha spaz. What's goin on with MySpace!?

from elcielo :

Hey! Thanks for the note. Assuming you come back, you might bring my number of readers up to four!!!

from anisettekiss :

I'd like to think I have the gift of pg-13 smutt subtlety. ;) By the way, that bought-the-bitch-a-beer-hand-off was way hot.

from anisettekiss :

...and I updated. Go read.

from princesstosh :

Kansas?! Ewww! Good luck with that. Oh, and the river floating thing? I could do it full time, too. Dont forget the separate tube for the cooler!!

from anisettekiss :

The toast was a huge hit. Thank you! Imagine nine drunkards in a five person hot tob screaming at the top of their lungs, "...and started the world a' FUCKIN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOoooooo!!! And later... girl on girl hot tub wrestling. Sorry, no photos.

from bethany9 :

Yes, you should be jealous! he was HOT HOT HOT... but probably gay. So maybe not.

from princesstosh :

You're from Texas? That makes you 10 times cooler, you know! Where are you, anyways?

from girlygirl83 :

Oh, well sorry for makeing yuo jealous! I'm sure that you have nothing to b e jealous of me about though.

from princesstosh :

Hey there! Linked to you through good ol Ali. Just wanted to drop a note, since I'm probably one of the AOL'ers you're referring to. But, I'm also a Texan, but not from Dallas, from San Angelo. OK, anywho. Your poor girl-friend! My Fiancee and I used to argue about his fishing as well, til I realized that I can do whatever-the-hell-i-want while he's fishing, and so now, I'm like yessss, go fishing so i can sit around naked watching whatever god awful shows are on sunday mornings and then take a relaxing bath and pig out on junk food. So, you know, next time maybe mention that to her. I'm adding you to the faves (if thats ok!) See ya!

from anisettekiss :

Holy crap! I new you'd come through. That has to be the greatest toast I have ever seen. If you were here I'd dry hump you. *kisses*!!! Miss you. Have a great weekend!

from anisettekiss :

Bye bye my Baby!! Have many a drunken nights!~ Gimme a Texas Style Toast so I can show off tonight. Do you know any????

from girlygirl83 :

I'm sorry for being an attention whore. I liked your entry for whenever. the one about the guys not b eing perfect. I'm sure you don't make all of it up!

from aliboomboom :

I'm glad that you feel more comfortable now that you have Science Boy. I had a couple other guys on my list at some point but they all grew terribly boring so I dropped up. I hope the same doesn't happen to you!! ;)

from meeshapeesha :

OMG you're right i should totally learn an -ese language like chinese or vietnamese. I don't go to those "spa's" too often but it would be cool to figure out what the hell they babble about. you know they totally hate americans. Well, rich american chicks who spend oodles of cash on pedicures at least.

from aliboomboom :

You aren't the only one, science-boy is a boy, believe it or not. You don't have to give any perspective you don't want to, I know how boys are after all...

from aliboomboom :

Okay so I won't try and teach him boy stuff.I'd just mess him up for life if I did. And I had never thought about it before but I'm sure no one looks at their newborn son and hopes he is gay. Of course I'm sure that my parents didn't look at me and think Gosh I hope she has a baby before she gets married, I guess we all disappoint our parents a little bit.

from anisettekiss :

Sweet. I told Judd that because I was the first gal I should be Queen. Maybe just Social Member Queen...

from girlygirl83 :

What are you talking about? Your diary is very interesting, and your very smart. My diary is boring but that's my life.

from aliboomboom :

I'm sure when it comes to sports, that a guy would definately think of the time zone thing. It's just little things like that that completely slip my mind. I have other things to worry about like finding the right color orange to wear to the game and finding stylish shoes that won't hurt my feet when I walk to the game and making sure my hair looks okay while I am at the game. Just kidding. Time zones do confuse me though. I always just assume it all happens in the same time zone as me, how dumb is that? Oh and I'm glad that you think Griffin will have plenty of males to help him learn all that important guy stuff because as much as I love guys, I just don't think I could teach him much!!

from anisettekiss :

So! ...what is an Aggie?

from anisettekiss :

Morning!! You and Judd needed a few more gals on your Diaryring. And yes, maybe I'm a little slutty - That never hurt anyone. P.S. Thanks for the shout out in your entry, but where is my hot, steamy link action??

from girlygirl83 :

Hey, I added you to my buddy list. I linked you through Ali, happy late birthday!

from aliboomboom :

All your notes made me smile, thanks. It's nice to find something to smile about. I do hope that someone teaches Griffin all the things that a man is supposed to teach him and I'm glad to hear that you don't think that I am being heartless towards Mike because I kind of feel like I am but then again it's just because I hate conflict. And overall, I just want to protect my rights. Hopefully Griffin won't have to miss out too much. As for sports, I like college football the best too but the Titans games are fun. Nashville is a fun town. And you are right, I never thought about the time difference. Is it just me or do girls not think about things like that?

from aliboomboom :

You are right, the SEC never gets Thursday night games. I don't know much about anything except SEC football. Is that bad? I don't know all the other conferences or anything but hey at least I know the rules and stuff, that's better than most girls. We have season tickets to the Titans games too. Those are so much fun!

from anisettekiss :

Me again. Look up this one: Squirrelx "FAVORITE CARTOON: 'Get Fuzzy'" You two have a little something in common...feel the love - we'll get naked.

from anisettekiss :

Oh I got some... he was my champion. I told him that I needed him on call. Is that too cold?? Or do guys really like hearing that stuff??? XOXOXO

from anisettekiss :

I think I'm missing your point... *sarcastic-devious-chuckle*

from aliboomboom :

My diary is boring but if you really want to read it then you can, email me at [email protected] and I'll send you the username/password. I'm not that bad about getting older either. I mean what is the other option after all? I'm 24. I thought it would bother me but it doesn't. I kind of like mid twenties better than early twenties anyways. Oh and I never went to undergrad classes either until my senior year and then for some reason, I started going. Oh and Friday classes were a joke, no one went to those anyways because we always started partying on Wednesday night and Friday just felt like a weekend day. I guess the school thoguht that attendance would be even worse if we had Thursday night games. Who knows?

from aliboomboom :

We have never had a Thursday night game. We always wanted one but they knew that our class attendance would suck on Friday so they never let us have one. Oh well. I always thought it would be fun, night games are my favorite. Oh and I don't think that skipping law school is a good idea either, under grad is a different story though. And I'm serious I think that 28 is sexy, it's a lot better than say 21 or 22 or 25. Guys that age are so immature.

from anisettekiss :

What!? What's not funny? *guilty-evil-giggle*

from aliboomboom :

The first couple of games are sweltering here too. It's horrible. I prefer the colder games in late October and November. It feels more like football season then. We are actually having our first football game on a Sunday night this year, how odd is that? It's labor day weekend though so I guess it will be okay. It just means we have to buy our Jack Daniels on Saturday and try not to drink it before game time on Sunday. Anyways how was the big day? Was it yesterday or today? 28, huh? That's a very sexy number, I'm sure you'll have a great year!

from anisettekiss :

I'm almost outta here. Have a grrrreat Birthday and I'll talk to you tomorrow? Or will you be "sick" for work.... hee hee heeee

from chicagojo :

Whew! I almost thought you were going to link me when I saw 'achonrdoplastic dwarves' underlined... Happy b-day, hon. Texas lovin' from the ex-Texan herself.

from bingoguy :

Damn, I liked Almost Famous. But Happy Birthday anyway.

from aliboomboom :

I didn't mean it like that. I wasn't sure it was your birthday. Well Happy Birthday!! Oh and don't worry about the numbers getting bigger, the only other option is death and that's not much fun. Plus you can party like crazy for the big 30!! You're right, football is always fun regardless of what team you like. It's the tailgating, the shit talking, the wearing funny clothes because it's football Saturday, the bonding with complete strangers, the celebrating your team's victory or drowning your losses in a beer, it's everything about football that makes it great. Neyland doesn't seem that big to me anymore but I guess it is compared to some of the other stadiums such as UK's. There's is so small!!

from meeshapeesha :

Happy birthday hun! Make it a great one and go to the strip club. Strippers will love you no matter how small you are. ;)

from aliboomboom :

Happy Birthday, I guess. Football games are fun anywhere, even in the swamp. Neyland is a lot of fun, I guess there isn't much of a point for you to come here though seeing as we don't play your team during the regular season. Oh well, it's all good as long as you can catch a few of our games on ESPN which isn't that easy seeing as they hate the Vols. Anyways have a great day!!

from anisettekiss :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO *sm00ches-til-the-cows-come-home*

from anisettekiss :

Need you ask Darling? *sm00000CH*

from anisettekiss :

Weren't we talking about you "dancing with yourself" just yesterday? Wow Baby, we've cum full circle. Hee hee hee. xoxoxo

from aliboomboom :

You remind me of Varsity Blues. "In West Canaan, Texas. Football is life." Yada yada yada. I bleed orange. There is nothing like hearing Rocky Top at top volume in Neyland Stadium. It's a little glimpse of heaven. The SEC West is ever so boring though, I agree with that.

from warcrygirl :

Oh man, now I REALLY like the way you think! Every company has at least one Crone.

from warcrygirl :

The Sexual Harrassment Panda links takes you back to the small penis entry. I like the way you think, tho!

from anisettekiss :

Ima let that one go... but it WILL come back to haunt you.

from aliboomboom :

You're cute! I hope that you have a wonderful time at KU. I've heard good things about that school. As for sports though, you should have chosen an SEC school. It's the best football ever.

from joecartoon :

I've invited one or two people to join, but I feel a little odd doing it. I'm still very much of the opinon that you and I may be the only two normal people on the internet (and our normalcy is certainly up for judgement!) so I hate to expose my poor little naive friends to that.

from anisettekiss :

LOL> Not to worry, we are the normal ones. I love that f'n site. Are you getting your fellow Texans to join too? You should. I need to network. Just teasing, your Texan company is more than enough for me to handle. I think I'll post a new D-Land comment about your diary....

from itsmylife :

I hear yah, 27, JUST finally finished school and contemplating going back to do my Masters, to avoid the real world. Great site, I'll be back!

from aliboomboom :

I'm sure that you could have won me over with your southern charm. It's not like I ever want to move up north or anything. Maybe a southern boy is what I need. As for out of state tuition, yeah it's outrageous.

from anisettekiss :

HEY. I just saw what you wrote on my profile over at MySpace... that was friggin funny. Hands clap, not funny-pee-clap.

from aliboomboom :

Yes, good old rocky top. Very fun. You should have come here!!

from anisettekiss :

You better've said that just to get a *sm00ch* today and tomorrow and the next day and the next day....

from anisettekiss :

*SM00000CH*

from anisettekiss :

It's your birthday tomorrow?? Are you gonna here tomorrow or should I give you your present now? hee hee heeee

from aliboomboom :

You'll have so much fun. College is way better than the working world after all!! Where are you going to go to school? I went to Tennessee, I loved it there.

from anisettekiss :

Hey baby!! I am in a much better mood. I had a full night of sleep and everything. How are you??

from anisettekiss :

Hey Baby! I missed you.

from aliboomboom :

There is something about a Southern boy though. I used to love Yankees but I've had my heart broken twice by them so I'm over it now. I'm trying the southern boy thing. I must say that the accent does make me melt. I guess there are benefits to both. As for the midwest, I know nothing about it but I'm sure that they'll love your southern accent over there. How could they not?

from juddhole :

You need comments on your site so that I can figure out which entry people are "noting" on. I've been the guy before the "husband" a couple times and, while it sucked dead cat, it was always pretty funny later. In fact, I may not have realized how funny the one was until I read your entry. I plan on going out tonight, spewing beer, and yelling. Gig 'em.

from aliboomboom :

I am definately not cutting out on the margaritas forever, just the cigarettes. And yes I do have a thing for yankee men, I don't know why. I just find them absolutely adorable.

from chicagojo :

Oh my. That's really funny. Hope you're taking it okay. I always hate being the example of how things could get worse...

from bethany9 :

i always thought PUIUI had a better ring to it... but thats just me...

from madamepierce :

Whatever, dude. Whatever. I still stand by the assertion that it was because of our assholey behavior. Believe what you will.

from anisettekiss :

lol. Totally cool. I just love busting your balls. xoxo

from anisettekiss :

Listen up Babe. If you want to flirt with my friend Rachel, you go introduce yourself and say hi. This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.

from meeshapeesha :

There's nothing worse than people who bitch about the state of our country/state/world and don't go out to do something about it. Vote Vote Vote baby! :)

from anisettekiss :

No, not angry at you. I am a bit angry that nobody was mad about my entry today... oh well. Maybe they agree with me??

from anisettekiss :

Whoa chicagojo! *smooch* is my thing. And unfortunately for you I am a fighter, not a lover. Now the reason I was here - "Joe" it looks like the two of us are pissed at great big whining dip-shits. Cool.

from chicagojo :

RE: Liberals Piss Me Off -- I love you *smooch*

from juddhole :

Texas ring? Let me think on that for a... NOFUCKINGWAY. I may possibly consider joining an Aggie's ring, but that's only because I actually went there. I've never considered myself even partially "Texan." Like how I make it sound like it's a sexual preference or political party?

from anisettekiss :

Morning Babe. I'm assuming the jalepeno was more appetizing the first time around. How are you today? Still catching up to the rest of us working drones?

from anisettekiss :

lol. I told her she had to make me look popular...she gave me a grrr. Oh well. But yeah, myspace is pretty cool. You and your friends should try it, but it's not as fun as diaryland.

from anisettekiss :

What's really funny is that I would never peg you as an asshole by judging your pic. You look cute and sweet. Of course, I know better.

from anisettekiss :

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=1018089&Mytoken=20040621132810 I said I would....

from anisettekiss :

Nice to meet you Sean. Now, do I get to know which one you are in the pics?? I'll tell you where to find me....

from anisettekiss :

OH I AM JEALOUS. I truly cannot think of anything more fun. I mean what can be more fun than a bunch of hot boys with hotter accents getting wet and drunk? I have been tubing before, but there is NO way we'd be allowed to bring beer and shots. There goes half the fun... You did make me smile. Thanks xoxo p.s. dirty, dirty, sex, smutt, dirty, dirty.

from anisettekiss :

Sorry Mr Technical, my mistake. I'll clap erasers after class.

from anisettekiss :

Brazen? Totally. Hussy? Eh, probably. Sadistic? Boy, I hope so.

from anisettekiss :

LOL. Us being related would have added a whole new level to dirty. Now! The question is: What is your first name? Or did I miss it somewhere...

from anisettekiss :

Thanks baby. I can't wait to hear about toobing!! I know you'll put a smile on my face.

from anisettekiss :

Please have fun toobing and get dirty for me. Piss-drink-dirty.

from anisettekiss :

Ooh! Thanks for tha shout out. I wonder if I have a crush... I almost missed writing notes back and forth with you. I say almost because I'm not needy but do enjoy your company. P.S. WHat was the term? Hollow Fuck? Sounds romantic. xoxo

from anisettekiss :

Okay!!! I did it, Babe. Go check it out. I wrote you a small credit for teaching me. xoxo

from anisettekiss :

Was that dirty enough? I did mention mud and deep throat...

from anisettekiss :

*in deepest, throatiest whisper EVER* Hey Sugar Lips. Did you know that water and dirt makes mud? *licks lips*

from anisettekiss :

LOL. Does this mean I can start writing you dirty notes?? P.S. I got to update. Yippee.

from anisettekiss :

OKAY. W T F!! I cannot, for the life of me, post an entry. Are you having the same propblem or am I losing my mind?

from anisettekiss :

Ha haa haaa! It takes an asshole to know an asshole. *mwah*

from anisettekiss :

I'll bet you even have how many "days of work left" exposed for all your co-workers to see. If not, you should make one. Just use a post-it pad.

from anisettekiss :

Huge improvement. I just love what you did with the place. And yes, you are bad. Very, very bad, Mr. Slacker Man.

from anisettekiss :

AND thank you for answering my question.

from anisettekiss :

A ha! Now I get it... why didn't I figure that out? I immediately thought of food+sex. hee hee hee. Now, about the lawyer thing. I have a feeling you would make an excellent lawyer - you have the whole asshole thing going for you. Don't get me wrong, I happen to know a lot of lawyers and DO think they are the craziest people on the earth - they also know how to party. Do you know what kind of law you are interested in? You should consider estates. It pays WELL and all your clients are either dead or inheriting.

from anisettekiss :

NiiiiCE! What are you going to school to study? Sorry if the 'M' word burned your ears. If you notice though, even cocky bastards like Juddhole get married - maybe there is hope for cocky assholes like you too.

from anisettekiss :

Deffinitely a Yankee thing. I just read your entry. What does this mean? "This is why we are having a party, because all of you are ridding yourselves of an asshole." Are you moving? How are they ridding themselves of you? WOW. Are you getting married?

from anisettekiss :

Ah. People who say words, like; instead of yes they say yeh. Instead of nine they say nie. I fucking hate it! They don't use letters they only use vowels.

from anisettekiss :

No worries. I won't be angry towards you, but I do have my moods and may be angry next to you. Kind of like a what-the-fuck session. Can you please add people who don't use consonants when they speak to your list of mercy killings? I want to pull out my own hair when I hear them speak.

from anisettekiss :

Now, where is that aggression you were talking about? I mean, you're funny and gauche, but not aggressive. But do me a favor, don't pick a fight with me. I hate fighting. I've always liked flirting and goofing off more. I'm a horrible fighter.

from anisettekiss :

p.s. So are you now addicted to Diaryland or what?

from anisettekiss :

Wow, your balls have been getting a lot of attention lately. Lucky you. xoxo

from anisettekiss :

YES. That's the little fucker that tormented me. Okay, maybe that was a little dramatic. I LOVED that thing. You are quite helpful and if you were here, I'd probably dry-hump you.

from anisettekiss :

OKAY! I am SO jealous I can't go toobing. Sounds like a blast. Take lots of pictures and relive the day for me after you get back? Thanks. Now *ahem* about the bitch with your balls... just a question: Did she or did she NOT say the word balls and mention them being in her hands first. I WANT THE TRUTH. The defense rests, your honor. lol. Good Luck with that... by the by, did you tag the HR director? That helps. Speaking of tagging, I'm glad I was you first and thank you for being gentle.

from anisettekiss :

Cool, a fellow Asshole. Let me know if and when you update!! You have some catching up to do ;) OH, and thanks for wishing me luck with the latex thing... guess I'll have to buy the expensive rubbers. Ah well, such is life!

from anisettekiss :

You need a message. I found your diary through my pork-pal Juddhole. You should write more often. Us gals need more men who aren't so fuckin' depressed all the time!

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