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from dizzigemini :
"Let's just pretend everything and anything between you and me was never meant"... i believe thA was thee very sign i needed, for the day im having today w my boy. stomping pavement around keywest
from dizzigemini :
"speech impediment was an accent" Thats what i tell pppl at work, that say to me, "but u have an accent u cant be from florida". im like, it's a speech impediment, yer'arseholez!!! ha ha
from sillyheart :
Ha!! Thank you for sharing your 'Summer Song'. :)
from erinnolan :
I've heard that before. I can see it... She used to be an Irish dancer too!
from erinnolan :
I hate Steve Aoki too.
from erinnolan :
Check out this cover of accident prone... http://www.myspace.com/aspirations604
from shor-t :
You bet your ass I'll be at the concert...
from erinnolan :
and i miss you?
from shor-t :
A) My favourite band name is Armed and Hammered B) I dug out 'This Conversation...' a couple of weeks ago and forgot what an awesome record it was!!
from shor-t :
Hey dude, I just found out on the weekend that when people roll up on you asking if you want some food it's their sneaky way of selling crack to you...they are so smart, those crack dealers!!
from marie-soleil :
oh and on my way to the columbian brits tonight, there was kyrie on the rad=-io. just so you know, every time i hear that song i think of you and how mr.mister stumped me...but wqillnever again.
from marie-soleil :
ghetto fab, are you kidding me? you're not, which is why i cnq t jamndo;e4 ot/. that's french for druhnk.
from imlogan :
TV PARTY TONIGHT, minus the hills. fuck
from imlogan :
i had no idea you were so 17th ave, trendy, and full color photos in the paper, local celeb status or what? haha
from and-darling :
Haha, your blog is just... It's funny as hell. Makes me laugh.
from erinnolan :
shallow hal
from shor-t :
Yeah I dumped my myspace account at the end of the summer and never looked back...such a waste of time!!
from lilmo-fo :
dude... i totally remember the smoggies... tall skinny girl and a short fat dude... and then it gets smoggy.... but good call... totally before its time... i wonder what eugoogle would have on the smoggies....
from marie-soleil :
dude, i'm totaLLy excited* that i'm back on boaRd and you choose TODAY to be the day that you don't give the woRLd youR 2 cents!?! C'MON! *the excitement is paRtiaLLy, oR whoLLy, due to the vaLium i'm consuming...undeR doctoR's oRdeRs, my fRiend. don't gimme no fLack. whack.
from shor-t :
I've said it before and I'll say it again, big ups for sticking with D-Land through all the friendster/myspace/facebook/virb BS that's been going around.
from marie-soleil :
wheRe do you find this shit? i mean, i know WHERE, but HOW? do you just eugoogLe keytaR soLos and VOILA!?
from shor-t :
Zelda lost her bedroom priveleges for destroying a library book and leaving the telltale signs that she was sleeping on my pillows. And her living room priveleges for eating Penny's food.
from welcome-home :
Morrissey is 'questionable' but Jay Z is gay? WTF!? someone should tell Beyonce that! yikes! where do you find this shit?
from erinnolan :
i call bullshit on your second last entry. there is no way you got detention on the regs, or were called a bad apple. you were a good kid, and we both know it... nice try! i know you too well.
from erinnolan :
when we get married, lucy gets to sleep in our bed!
from marie-soleil :
GAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!!! pLus 300! you aRe kidding me!! you aRe.
from imaginekm :
dude you crack me up
from imlogan :
sublime is the worst fucking band ever.
from erinnolan :
what are you trying to do?
from welcome-home :
happy new year.
from imlogan :
the N-bomb is so hot this year, just watch the ice cream shoes vid, i can see the word blowing up in 2007, newest fad, overly racist comments.
from welcome-home :
merry (almost) christmas! give syndel and smooch from chapeau!
from cdghost :
enjoyed your words
from imlogan :
bowling im down, myspace me details, i love crushing pins while thinking of 8 bit tags by the underground while satanic black metal plays in the night.
from shor-t :
Dude, I thought the same thing but i think if you look at the Raisin Bran boxes in the commercials they have the new skool logo on them. i could have been fantasizing though...
from marie-soleil :
DUDE! moustaches aRe pRobabLy my most lefavouRite thing about men....so, aRe we stiLL on foR wednesday night scRabs? i know i said chez moi (aRe you impRessed with my dRunken memoRy!?!) but can we make it chez toi cuz my Roommate goes to bed eaRLy on wednesday nights and weLL, heR bedRoom is in the livingRoom, HELLO SHANTYTOWN!!!! does this woRK?
from marie-soleil :
what is up monsieuR émotionneL?
from imlogan :
crew of bearded men with robes and long white hair that do art and have an art show oct 30 ghetto blaster on 17th 6 pm be there or be dead. ps i saw a dude that looks exaclty liek you and skates maybe hes your brother or something simple like that, okay peace.
from erinnolan :
That'll be 19 in less than a month! and you know what 29 is... BASICALLY 30! And you know what 30 is... HELLA OLD! it's okay, we love you anyways.
from marie-soleil :
did the big guy specificaLLy cReate you to make me snoRt like a cRazed lady, cuz that's what i do eveRy time i heaR fRom you. amazing! scRabs, scRabS, scRaBS, scRABS, sCRABS, SCRABS, SCRABS, SCRABS, SCRABS...(you shouLd be chanting and fist-pumping at this point) i may be fRee sometime next week.
from marie-soleil :
dude, it's totaLLy tRue. i baReLy use it and don't bLog on it....it's too consuming if you aLLow it to be youR a-1-a computeR tooL. it's gRoss. i can't beLieve you committed myspace suicide, with aLL the *papeRwoRk* invoLved....appaRentLy not aLL suicide is painLess, hawkeye.
from imlogan :
hahah yep. take a photo next time if possible.
from marie-soleil :
bwahhhhhh....oR shouLd i say bwayyyyyyyyyy!!! awesome! ass weLL, i've been doing my spRing cLeaning (a littLe late, oui), but i found my going-agay caRd fRom dmx. you said you weRe going to wRite a book about youR life and that i wouLd get a chapteR....i'm just checking in to see the pRogRess on this endeavouR. i do like to see my name in lights, you know. oh, and maybe you shouLd have a chapteR dedicated to coLdgay, youR lefavouRite band. peRfect! scRabs date is in oRdeR when i get thRough septembeR.
from erinnolan :
you made a typo for i think, the first time ever.
from marie-soleil :
dude...what's this i heaR that you aRe a membeR of the space gym!?! twyLa's been tRying to caLL them foR some info, but to no avaiL. we've made late-night Runs to go snoop aRound the pRopeRty and that's as faR as we've got....so what can you teLL me...oR is it just a fRont foR some suspicious activity that you may invoLved in!?!
from erinnolan :
i listened to an ENTIRE coldplay album in your (my) car, at least twice this week.
from imlogan :
coldplay sucks.
from erinnolan :
couldn't have said it better myself.
from erinnolan :
woah! i got a diaryland quote... what an honour! thanks for everything this weekend.
from erinnolan :
doofus!
from shor-t :
I'd like your innocence please!
from imlogan :
hook me up with any metal shit or some skate prod im going to spain in the winter and buying shit is for chumps
from imlogan :
dude, on cjsw last night they had an all westen metal themed show cuase of stampede and i called it and asked for "maditory suicide" by slayer due to the stampede, this city turns into a shit show or a shit rope haha or something shit with cowboys! its like halloween for jocks.
from welcome-home :
no way! your friend totally stole my dog/baby name! mind you, i guess it wont matter when i marry eric koston and have it become my last name. (ps- sorry- i dont know how old that note was, but i just read it now :)) chapeau went swimming for the first time yesterday- too funny!
from welcome-home :
where did yo go?
from shor-t :
dude, I think we live in the same neighbourhood. I saw the sign for those ramps last summer and when I looked at them...yeeps. And I saw the baby ducks crossing the road on Monday!
from erinnolan :
i have that very same theory with neons. seems to make sense!
from marie-soleil :
bwaaaaaaaah! scRabs, next tuesday night...wheRe's youR head at!?!
from imlogan :
kreator! the dude that did the nigga please got beat up.
from marie-soleil :
couLdja stop being so hiLaRio when i NEEDSTA be seRious, monsieuR! i wiLL caLL when i'm finished my life-dRainin' woRk to set a scRabbLe date. i sweaR, i wouLd weLcome a tRip to the pits of despaiR Right now.
from marie-soleil :
yes, scRabbLe masteR, we shaLL do it moRe often. once i'm done with RepoRt caRds, you can defend youR titLe!!!
from imlogan :
your a fucking speed demon at the park, did you end up landing that quater pipe transfer shit, was gnar.
from rhianon :
no problem, really. sorry to call you and sound like a psycho and not really explain anything. thanks for calling me back though, that was a nice gesture.
from marie-soleil :
ummmmm....does this name change have anything to do with you spending RidicuLous amounts of time in diRty chat Rooms!?!
from marie-soleil :
dude....dRive by the humpty's on macLeod tRaiL acRoss fRom the eRLton stampede station...it's sign Reads: *FRUIT CAKES*. so awesome! nothing moRe, nothing less, just fRuit cakes.
from rhianon :
whoops. 1. i once saw two of your brothers in a truck near millennium and thought you and got really confused about how you had grown hair so fast. (didn't know you had brothers at that point)
from rhianon :
1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. hockey night in canada song/any crappy satellite radio station song in mall or something 3. strawberry? you know, i really would prefer to swim in jello i've decided. 4. website expose on jargon, firecrackers in provincial parks, "dude, you gotta get the camo one", me-in a dress (you must be special) 5. pixies, gelato, hockey on the radio, "wooooooo" till i lose my voice 6. werewolf 7. your whole first name? _ letters is too short!
from marie-soleil :
RANDOM = you have sick styLe & aRe aLways put togetheR. it makes me feeL even moRe disheveLed than i look. MOVIE = gLeamin' the cube! i know you used to have those bangs!!! KOOLAID = the puRpLe kind, y'know, jamestown-styLe....i can make that joke, Right? PRIVATE JOKE = bibeLot to the baLLs, you win! oR damn those fuckin' jamesteRs!!!! FIRST MEMORY = 5th fLooR shaw buiLding...you weRe the fiRst peRson i eveR had to inteRview and you weRe totaLLy a shaRp-dRessed man! ANIMAL = un loup....gaRou! QUESTION = how do you aLways have such gReat-fittin' jeans? damn you!!!!!!
from marie-soleil :
goddamn you JESUS!!!! the whispeR-yeLLs weRe the woRst. dude, you think you got it bad!?! c'mon! i get off woRk @ noon on the 23Rd & have to be in foRt mcmuRRay by noon on the 24th foR CHOIR PRACTICE (i stiLL have to sing in the choiR, 2 yeaRs to thiRty!!!) and wiLL have to sing on chRistmas eve, chRistmas day & pRobabLy boxing day.
from imlogan :
thats fucking rad, who did it? im stoked on it being white, black would be better tho, kinda reminds me of neck face.
from erinnolan :
1.You're one in few who actually love me and care about me. You're my first true love. 2. Jawbreaker- kiss the bottle, Built to spill- Nice girl someday song (don't know the title) Gwen Stefani- Holla back Gurl 4.Strawberry 5.Seeing you at a Far From Over show, you were leaning up against your hot car, I asked Todd about you. Thought you were a hunk. 6. Black Bear (because they are black!! duh!) 7. Was the year and a few months you spent with me "worth it." Do you have regrets when it comes to us? Have you loved any other girl greater or equal to how much you loved me?
from rhianon :
aha... lot of work on your hands. rhianon
from erinnolan :
baby
from imlogan :
logan. morrison.
from marie-soleil :
vanizzy lefizzy
from welcome-home :
j-bomb
from rhianon :
dude. gotta hang out when i'm in calgary. hope you'll be there. we can make fun of things and drink tea.
from marie-soleil :
omigosh! wheRe the heLL did you get youR hands on some peLts? pLease shaRe, i am fReezing my ass off....i'm not compLaining, heRe, i just wouLd like some info so that i don't have to staRt compLaining....come on!
from welcome-home :
1) i wish my butt was as little as yours 2)young, loud and scotty by lifetime. stuff by the go-team. goonies. 3) strwberry vanilla 4) weakerthans pin, friendship cards (never validated) 5) some random show at carpenters union hall. i saw you and told james i wanted to be your friend. 6) puppies. ofcourse. 7) was it hard for you to ignore all my emails for the past year? what makes you keep your hair so short?
from dope-slave :
hay baby, bukowski sux.
from marie-soleil :
dude! theRe goes my *housewaRming* gift!!! damn! the pRobLem with pLants is that they don't stop gRowing. my livingRoom is being oveRRun. they'Re MULTIPLYING!!!!
from erinnolan :
did you seriously just give YOURSELF best quote props? you're totally fired.
from marie-soleil :
dude...enough of this Running into each otheR on the stReets & me missing emaiLs....check youR scheduLe, when aRe you fRee? do you like to pLay scRabbLe....we can even use ghetto sLang & fRench woRds....
from imlogan :
hahaa, nah man its all fun and games till someone burns a church. ill stick to weekends and hallowweens for the grim ness ha.
from marie-soleil :
fuckin' littLe beaR!!! omigosh! that was the best day off woRk EVAH! dude, we has got to seLL those sick photos. ps: i just found that sheet you gave me of essentiaL ghetto sLang! bouiLLa!
from marie-soleil :
i fuckin' love youR momma! my mom aLways said, *if you'Re not with the one you love, love the one you'Re with*. she stopped saying that when i used in my ReLigion 30 scRapbook as the best advice i'd eveR been given.
from shor-t :
Hey, if your invite includes strangers then count me and Zelda in!
from rhianon :
no not for awhile.... in january i'm going to france, so in december i'm blowing this westcoast popsicle stand. it's just hard not to think about in advance.
from imlogan :
hey man, did you like that metal doc, i thought it was fucking awesome, the black metal dudes were the funniest.
from marie-soleil :
man aLive, we had one vision stReet weaR shiRt that we woRe nonstop (by we, i mean my sisteRs & i). if you got youR hands on it, that wouLd mean that youR sisteR couLdn't weaR it that week cuz that's just embaRassing. it was fun. afteR a coupLe of yeaRs, you had to weaR a tee undeRneath as theRe weRe so many hoLes....and then my mom pRobabLy thRew it out.
from marie-soleil :
my editoR is a dog who dResses in a suit. i pay him a handsome wage to dRess that way. and i aLLow him to smoke a pipe.
from marie-soleil :
did you not even snickeR @ such a hiLaRio comment...hiLaRio as it is teRRibLy inappRopRiate! those aRe the best!
from erinnolan :
don't say stuff like that!
from marie-soleil :
dude, aRe you kidding me? i don't think you couLd be one ounce cooLeR....wouLd you beLieve that whiLe we waLked to the chuRch foR my sisteR's wedding on satuRday, the fuckin' geneRaL lee dRove by & gave us a honk....geneRaL lee-styLe honk, that is. DADA-DADADA-DADA-DADADADA!
from marie-soleil :
dude! maLheuReusement is Right. fuckin' choke cheRRies....taste like stinky feet. my gRandfatheR leLoved stinky feet jam.
from smokinkudzu :
Holy crap on a cracker, why haven't I read you before? I looked waaaaay back at your archives and had to look up what "gaunch" meant. Funny stuff. As for the most recent entry, about 10 years ago, I was on a tubing trip and my innertube had a leak in it. I had to keep my finger in the stupid hole the entire (3 hour) trip. Add to this the fact that I was about 60 pounds overweight at the time, and you come out with enough humiliation ("Look at the fat boy with his finger stuck in his tube! Let's all point and laugh!") to fuel some major teen angst. Good diary, by the way. Gaunch, though. Man, every day with that from now on.
from marie-soleil :
hey fRiend, i'm so soRRy that youR RiveR tRip was a *bust*....but so gREat that oLd ladies stiLL laugh at the dismay of a young buck.
from marie-soleil :
what does this *Rubbing off* mean? like, you no longeR have such chance? that, mon ami, is unfoRtunate. my chance has been weaRing thin as of late ass sweLL....and man aLive, is it making me tense!
from shor-t :
Hey! My dog's name is Princess Zelda Zero Van Fabulous, but everyone thinks she's a boy too. I'm going to get another one and name it Blackie Onassis. Or maybe Brian.
from shor-t :
what kind of bike do you have?
from marie-soleil :
hoLy lecRap, monsieuR hiLaRio. i am so gLad you aRe back on tRack, givin' me my daiLy laugh!!!
from rhianon :
yeah, i heard about that... in new york or something. geez. it's so terrible. when everyone you know rides a bike (often drunk, in the dark) it really hits close to home.
from imlogan :
hey i saw you at deicide, did you like that show.? i thought it was great.
from imlogan :
hahah that last entry was fucking rad. normies.
from marie-soleil :
juste bizaRRe pouR moi, svp. combien ça coute pouR ce seRvice?
from marie-soleil :
fucked if i caRe as weLL...awesome.
from erinnolan :
what's with all these other broads leaving you love notes? quit talking about your boner on the internet you creep! i miss you already, come home now! love your little lady.
from marie-soleil :
dude! boneRation...fuckin' hiLaRio!!! and which one of you came up with *giRL's sepaRation*? jesus! in gRade 3! aLL the boys in my cLass couLd come up with in gRade 3 was giving us the hang loose hand signaL whiLst saying: *hang loose, don't weaR a bRa*. weLcome back, youR peeps have missed you!
from erinnolan :
hi lover pants, you're cute. Lover, erin!
from marie-soleil :
dude, it's been a fReakin' month...aRe you *bLogging* eLsewheRe oR something? aRe you dissin' the d-land? what the heLL, yo!?!
from erinnolan :
hello mr.wonderful, thanks for another wonderful weekend, you're grand! what time will you get into town tomorrow? I work until close tomorrow, lets meet up after that! xoxo! LOVErin
from marie-soleil :
hey fRiend, sweet digs. i am jaLouse ( ps: that's jeaLous foR fRench) of what a sweet space you c1Rcas have goin'. and bRown & pink shoes, l'amouR l'amouR! so, i need to know, who went home with the tRophy & what the heLL did youR shiRt say again? it's dRiving me cRazy that i cannot RemembeR!!!!
from erinnolan :
dear johnny, can't wait for this weekend! love, erin.
from marie-soleil :
dude! i wanna see this cRaft of youRs. it sounds fantastique? is it, peR chance, foR youR pingpong league? i stiLL have that tRophy top you gave me on my RecoRd pLayeR & eveRyone comments on it. emaiL me @ my schooL account as i have no access to my otheR accounts: vanessa.lefebvre@cssd.ab.ca. HOT AWESOME!
from marie-soleil :
dude! paRents & the five yeaR pLan...they aLL want it. now that i'm teaching, they don't ask as much, but now the *when you gonna get maRRied?* and *when do we get gRandkids?* is going to staRt...i don't know which is woRse.
from erinnolan :
say... am i on that "to-do" list of yours? haha, me so funny!
from marie-soleil :
*i want my fatheR back, you son-of-a-bitch!* it is the movie i have watched most of aLL ass sweLL deaR fRiend! i leLove that movie moRe and moRe each time i fReakin' see it! and i love quoting it!!!...*you have six fingeRs on youR Right hand. someone was looking foR you.*
from marie-soleil :
*c'est une tRagédie pouR moi de voiR la Rêve est finie, mais je vais jamais oubLieR le jouR qu'on s'est RencontRé, fiLLe je vais te manqueR!* that was ouR best woRk in gRade 7 gym cLass...
from marie-soleil :
eeks! i have but one caR, but she doesn't stop so good eitheR! i think i said *bonkeRs* twice today, as in *shut the fuck up, you'Re dRiving me BONKERS*...just kidding, the fiRst paRt is what i said to myseLf and the wee ones got to heaR the 2nd paRt. fuckin' kids.
from marie-soleil :
you aRe a boLd man, deaR fRiend.
from marie-soleil :
dude. i cannot BELIEVE that you aRe moving to tennessee! how exceLLent (inseRt fingeR twiddLing heRe)! peRhaps we shouLd soup befoRe you leave. theRe is a gReat pLace acRoss fRom henRi's, wheRe you witnessed that cop caR Running down a pedestRian...queL hoRReuR!
from marie-soleil :
weLL bRotha, woRd to yo motha! oh, that was a white guy that said that...i think it's time i watch aiRpLane again and then we wiLL taLk.
from marie-soleil :
happy anniveRsaRy loveRboy!
from marie-soleil :
très risqué, mon ami....c'est vRai!
from imlogan :
you want a scary time? get the theme from night mare on elm street. slowly ride your bike into fish creek, then change the song to some brutal death metal and ride as fast as your fucken legs can take you. good times.
from marie-soleil :
oh, i see...monsieuR mysteRio lives on! someone wiLL cRack that case one day....one day.
from tyd :
My sister and I listened to the tape so much that it fell apart. I think we forced Mum and Dad to buy it for us because we couldn't take the record player in the car hehe. I'm glad we still have the vinyl though. I think I'll go home tonight and listen to it! "Take em to the gold mine and start them digging at once!" "Hehe, gotcha Miss McDade"
from erinnolan :
I don't know who Lavender McDade is, but may I still come hang out with you, and talk about crazy stuff? Love, erin.
from erinnolan :
oh johnny, you're so mysterious...
from marie-soleil :
oh, i love a good intRigue, monsieuR mysteRio...i got youR caLL too late, i wouLd've kiLLed foR some ping pong action. la pRochaine fois, peRhaps...
from sillyheart :
I've always been an inspirational quote fan too, and I once came up with one that I am quite fond of: "We are all but clowns in the circus of life". I'm not even sure it's grammatically correct, but I am sure I made it up.
from dork-wad :
I SAW THIS NOTE AND IT SAID NOTES FUCKING RULE.
from marie-soleil :
i'LL conjuRe up a gypsy speLL with my witchy fRiends, RE: the weatheR...heRe's what you need to do: at midnight, you need to Reach the highest peak of youR house, stand on one foot and bat youR wings like a cRow...then staRt doing the cRow caLL, y'know, *cawcaw cawcaw*. if eveRything goes as pLanned, you wiLL see a beam of light descend fRom the heavens. if it doesn't woRk, you'LL faLL off the Roof and land in one of youR dog's tuRds that you missed when you weRe shoveLLing his shit the otheR day. got it? good luck fRiend, i've got my fingeRs cRossed.
from erinnolan :
*raises eyebrow* well now you've got me all curious.
from erinnolan :
no you fucking rule! (slick or what?)
from erinnolan :
come see napolean dynamite tonight! love, erin.
from marie-soleil :
man aLive, i toLd you that i wouLd be youR assistant months ago! if onLy i wouLd've known you'd be goin' home, i wouLd've missed my connection & continued to pLay pinbaLL. tant pis pouR nous! keep me in mind when you get back to town, i couLd be youR dRiveR!
from marie-soleil :
weLL ain't that about a bitch, wheeze taLkin' the same waLk, my fRiend.
from imlogan :
dude, your entrys make me laugh every day. poor kids rich kids thing, haha classic
from erinnolan :
i had a secret crush on you once, bitch. (so hot right now.)
from erinnolan :
being intimidating is a talent. i wish i could pull it off.
from marie-soleil :
oh, so NOW you'Re gonna staRt bein' monsieuR hiLaRio again. that cuts my chances of acquiRing the bLack widow in haLf...
from marie-soleil :
so moRbido, can i have youR sweet wheeLs when you go loco? i pRomise to come up the mountain & visit you & take you foR Rides....
from whiskeybabe :
hey your diary is neat! mine is great like frosted flakes too! you should reed it!
from marie-soleil :
hey, i had a scaRy toRnado dReam this moRning that aLmost made me late foR woRk. i wasn't going to wake up untiL i made it to safety....especiaLLy living in such a taLL buiLding with lots of gLass.
from welcome-home :
busted!
from marie-soleil :
one of these days, oL' becasue is gonna cost you youR instant speLL gRatification and that's gonna huRt. so c'mon masteR, back to the Typing TutoR....i go on wheneveR i can in cLasses. sometimes a kid chaLLenges me...fooL. i was like, tied foR best eveR in typing 10. i had to shaRe my moment of academic gLoRy with Rowena baRgeweLL who won so many fReakin' supeR awaRds. at least she was funny...looking. enough. it's 4 am & me voiLa!
from marie-soleil :
go boobs go!!
from marie-soleil :
oh my, i had to stop and do a doubLah take on that headLine. then i shook my head & laughed my ass off...aLmost as much as when my littLe sisteR took down a phone message fRom my mom's fRiend josé. it Read: *mom, no way hozay caLLed*
from marie-soleil :
oh gRoss, did you see my misuse of *youR*...TERRIBLAH. i must be dRunk.
from marie-soleil :
um...youR listening to jazz? you see, that may be the pRobLem...oR the soLution...nope, i'm suRe it's a pRobLem. TOO MANY HORNBLOWERS.
from marie-soleil :
that last one made me laugh thRice. viva le sLutmobiLe!
from marie-soleil :
oh nancy dRew, you've done it again! the mysteRy of mysteRies, how mysteRious!
from rhianon :
word to that! whoo! (and a mini one out of the side of my mouth for good measure)
from alure :
your entries are hilarious!
from marie-soleil :
i totaLLy swaLLowed a mouthfuL of bugs last thuRsday on my way to my caR. i thought it was too eaRLy foR bugs. now i can't weaR my *i got aRRested at gaineRs* cap as it is bRight yeLLow, which = mass bug consumption.....consumption be done about this?
from apeachynymph :
yeah I once broke my tooth. The most unpleasent experiance of my life...untill 2 years later when I did the splits and pulled sevral muscels in my groin. but the dentice did do a good job. I wasn't about to return to school with out a front tooth.
from apeachynymph :
Wow I love you. You're so cool. I really like what you write about in your diary. It basicly hits everything that I think about.
from erinnolan :
holy cow! your mom sounds like the raddest lady ever!
from godmoney :
...u should meet my friends: we r NERDS. yesterday at lunch it was DH Lawrence + how my friend Allison represents the protagonist of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" pre-deflowering and I represent her post-maidenhood. good stuff. nice diary :)
from imlogan :
yeah check out my site it has all sorts of goodies. www.geocities.com/photos_are_still
from imlogan :
hi, from your writings it seems you live in calgary and skateboard, me aswell. i like your entries. gives me a laugh sometimes.
from shor-t :
Please tell me it isn't true that you watched Grind! That was THE worst movie I have ever seen!!
from marie-soleil :
nez chLamydia...eveR get that one? teRRibLah, i'LL stop. next week i'm cRuisin' foR a bRuisin', what aRe you & youR thugs up to? just gotta get these fucking RepoRt caRds done.
from marie-soleil :
fRiend, my day staRted off with a littLe *wiLd hoRses*, vaneLLi-styLe which made me think of you, so then i busted out the pipes and sang aLL the way to schooL....so wheRe aRe you? what's the haps?
from cornnugget :
I pity the fool who doesn't read your diary....shameless, i know...
from marie-soleil :
PARKER! (say it like you'Re j.jonah jamison...is that the name. fuck it, you know). sweet. haven't thought of PARKER in ages. and his smeLLy caR...and his smeLLy cLothes...and especiaLLy his smeLLy jokes. baLLs.
from hiswickedgun :
you're a beautiful writer.
from normaltoilet :
I love your entries! Granted, I have a lot of back-reading to do, but still, great stuff!
from marie-soleil :
oh, you betteR fuckin' weLcome me when i hit le bois de chaRLes in the 'peg, you fReakin' xenophobe. it's just the weLcome that counts. the foLLow thRough with me is the shits as you have noticed....no dates foR us i the last whiLe. but the weLcome, RemembeR the weLcome & such fun! fond fond memoRies. x-mas is nostaLgia expLoded, fuck. i hope you and youRs aRe aLL weLL & accounted foR. and i ResoLve to tRack you down in the eaRLy new yeaR. ps i aLso ResoLve to fLoss my teeth and stop shopping....egads!
from marie-soleil :
a meRRy goddamn chRissy youR way,fRiend! and it's okay if you kick a jamesteR in the naRds. ReaLLy. fuckin' jamesteRs! viva los bois de chaRLes!
from marie-soleil :
johnny you fuckeR! so gReat. man aLive, that was hiLaRio. gRade 7 + mega buns = hiLaRio + hiLaRio (ps:that's a doubLah hiLaRio)
from erinnolan :
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/minipops/ watch boy meets pixel. and is that a minipop?
from erinnolan :
i just looked at that picture.. that deer is totally photoshopped.
from erinnolan :
what's this? i get linked but i dont get a comment? i feel left out bro!
from marie-soleil :
fRiend, what the fuck? if i eveR get to see you, aLLs i'm gonna do is taLk d-Land. why? cuz i ain't seen in many a moon.
from erinnolan :
k, i think you're corrupting me. that ninja site made me have a ninja dream last night. i think you were there. i don't really remember it, but i'm sure it was a stack of laughs. love, erin.
from shor-t :
Hey! What were you doing in California? With this lousy weather, all I can think about is warm places...
from marie-soleil :
fRiend! caLifoRnia!?! you weRe just on youR way to caLifoRnia!?! no *eLf* because of caLifoRnia!?! what is going on HERE!?!
from marie-soleil :
um...i guess we couLd pLan via the ceLLizzies, but then it wouLdn't be cybeR-styLe, so....
from marie-soleil :
i'm takin' this weekend off basicaLLy, so what is good foR you. i'm Ready foR RidicuLous laughs, wiLL feRReLL styLe.
from marie-soleil :
okay, what's the new Ride!?! you change caRs like youR gotch, i sweaR....weRen't you just seLLing a coupLe of caRs!?! do you like joeL pLaskett oR is he to much of an emo-cRip (that's jive foR an emotionaL cRippLe, fyi)?? if not, fRiday night @ the gaLLeRy, fRiend. hey, you wanna go see *eLf* this weekend? i'm feeLin' like a movie & APPARENTLY it's hiLaRio!!
from erinnolan :
you haven't had candy untill you've had candy from ireland. fruit pastiles... oh man.. sooo good. i'm going to buy you some.
from marie-soleil :
goin' back to caLi!?!
from marie-soleil :
tRes bien, mon ami! j'espeRe que ta nuit s'est bien passee. la mienne etait un peu RidicuLe et j'ai bu trop de vin aLoRs j'ai vomit beaucoup aujouRd'hui. beuRk!
from erinnolan :
so when you read, just remember that i'm not as crazy as my diary would lead you to believe. i'm actually quite sane most of the time. love, erin.
from erinnolan :
so when you read, just remember that i'm not as crazy as my diary would lead you to believe. i'm actually quite sane most of the time. love, erin.
from honey-dip :
thanks for not listing me as one of your fav diarys...jackass. just for that, i wrote an entry just for you!
from shor-t :
It was the smallest rail at the park, but I never did one before so that's great...I called last run and broke my finger falling off it! Never call last run!
from shor-t :
It's even harder to dodge a kiss-I remember being madly groped by this drunken chick at a party and she was constantly moving in for the old smooch and I'm like "Hey! Isn't that so and so?" or some other lame thing...
from rhianon :
johnny, i think that most people do not spend enough time alone and when the day comes that they find themselves alone they don't know what to do. or maybe some of us are loners by nature. either way, being around good people is always a nice treat.
from bleed-tears :
weird, that song was played on my school's radio today...
from sillyheart :
Sorry, I am not convinced that you are not nice. Even just for one day.
from marie-soleil :
oh, bibeLot to the baLLs, monsieuR! you'Re aLways such a hiLaRio tReat.
from withkerth :
i don't know you but I like your taste in music. nice work.
from bleed-tears :
yay
from marie-soleil :
man aLive, the hand sanitizeR comes in handy when i'm teaching....aLL those littLe snotnoseRs & theiR boogeRhands....beuRk!
from sillyheart :
Glad you enjoyed La Parilla, it's one of my favorites! See, we aren't all psycho, gun-totin', unabombin' wackos. Suffice it to say, I am glad you were pleasantly surprised!! Sounds like you hit all the right spots. Main Street is great, and the Filler is legendary. Y'all come back now, ya hear?!
from marie-soleil :
hey fRiend, you change pictuRes moRe often than i change my undeRpants......i thought i might see you at the sLuRpee cup, but aLas, no dice. i wish to see you soon.
from sillyheart :
Very small world. I work in Bozeman and live 20 minutes away! I hope you have an enjoyable visit. I would like to hear what you think of the area. P.S. If you get a chance, eat at La Parilla's. They make wraps and you choose all your ingredients. Any local-yokel can give you directions once you're in town.
from marie-soleil :
new tatts my fRiend, sounds supeR...that is unLess you got a coupLe of geckos suRRounding a tuRtLe with a hockey stick in his hand, cuz that wouLd be supeR gay.
from sillyheart :
Anyone who watches "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" as much as you do is OK in my book. I miss reading your snappy witticisms when you don't update for awhile (like every 16 hours or so). OK, once a day would be acceptable. Signed, A silly girl from Montana
from lainesloan :
"owns" OWNS
from lainesloan :
"still searching for your face in the crowd that killed the president" -i'm listening to that song right now, it reminded me of you.
from johnnynevada :
I guess you can leave notes for yourself. It can't be bad for you.
from marie-soleil :
man aLive, FiNALLY i've figuRed out how to make contact....wheRe aRe you & youR bRown pants!?! aRe you coming into town, i heaRd a RumouR. i'LL be back in caLcity in about 10 days oR so....and then you'LL be soRRy...
from cherrypits :
phew i am so glad, now i get retort ability, or is that spelled retardability, or maybe... no that is enough... for now
from xrapemex :
Yes, your diary entertains me. I think i will add you to buddies.. What the hell... Why not.
from thatmarygirl :
yeah.

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