messages to juddhole:
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from marzipanmind :
PS Feel free to edit my apparently unsuccessful HTML formatting out of my last message ...
from marzipanmind :
<p>Hey, thanks! I'll treasure this beard rash and these three crushed ribs forever. I'll tell The Dan I fell down a hairy flight of stairs.</p> <p>To be honest, I'll always be Dinky to me, too. I only changed my D-land name because I decided that maybe I didn't want people I knew in real life having access to my inner thoughts after all. Kinda miss my old layout though - took me ages and I was really proud of it.</p> <p>So I guess I'm back on D-land again, haunting people's guest books with any luck. Glad you're still enjoying this big, brown, flat, mysterious, crazy country of ours - and good on you for deciding that real wealth can't be measured in dollars. Once we've paid the mortgage, I'm hoping to reach the same conclusion :)</p> <p>~Dinky</p>
from pipe3214 :
please let me know about my request about jaime please. thank you for your time.
from pipe3214 :
my e-mail address is [email protected] I use to date your x jaime and would really appriciate some imput from you what is her deal? please help me out thank you judd. sincerly Dan
from pipe3214 :
I use to date your x jaime and really want to talk to you about her would you please e-mail me at [email protected] so we can talk. what is her deal? please help me. thank you dan
from nixtress :
Happy Father's Day :)
from doctoredjnr :
Cogratulations and what ever else people are meant to say in a situation like this.
from nixtress :
Congratulations to you both :) I'm glad everything went well and am anticipating pictures!
from nixtress :
I'm so excited for you both. You're so right---babies change your life and make it so much richer. Yay for babies and yay for the RDC/Judd troop :)
from nixtress :
And are you sure this isn't going to totally upset her?
from nixtress :
Tried to send that email to [email protected] and rec'd a note saying it was delayed. Need sent to a different addy?
from nixtress :
Happy New Year!
from nixtress :
Merry Christmas to your wonderful little family :)
from myownjourney :
Hey man. Happy Thanksgiving from this side of the pond.
from coldandgray :
Mozeltov!
from nixtress :
Happy Father's Day.
from muppet23 :
Hey -- how do you figure out where someone is from the stats tracker? Send me an E if you get a chance!
from x-plicity :
Happy V-day! *heart* X
from sbellem :
pssst
from x-plicity :
I was lurking in the hedges, thought I should say hello!
from nixtress :
Happy New Year (early)! Hope things are good with the Judd/Reyne family. Miss your collective updates.
from nixtress :
Merry Christmas!
from idiot-milk :
Heh. You know, I would tell you all about my torrid affair with Gerg, but I'm pretty sure his girlfriend wouldn't be pleased. Dude, Becky is my roommate, and she's the one getting all shmoopy with Gerglet. Gerg and I are just, and have only ever been just friends. When he came out to visit in May, he hit it off with the roommate, and they've been an item ever since. Now, if you'd been paying attention to my diary at all, and had noticed the fact that my name is LYNNDA and not BECKY, you might have realized that, dork. I'll be sure to grope him a little in your honor when he visits, though.
from coldandgray :
Hello Juddhole, I would like the address to your other diary, but don't HAVE to have it if you don't want me to but I would like it if that is OK, OK? [email protected] (thanks)
from ubergrrl :
Aww! Ain't you just the sweetest thang! I'm so happy I could cheer you up! Yay for me. Yay for you. Yay for us! I'll try to keep it coming.. I have an interesting year ahead of me. I love you, HappyHole, my cyber-kilt-wearing-buddy. Kisses, UberHole
from moonfaeryy :
Thanks for being my lucky 13th reader! I have really enjoyed reading the story of you and the Wife!
from doctoredjnr :
*sigh* If you must. I suppose it is just as much a gift for you as it is for me. After all it isn�t every day you to fondle such a prime piece of ass. But, I�ll only let you if you promise you�ll still respect me in the morning.
from nixtress :
Happy 4th of July to you (even though you're, at heart, an Aussie now) and your lovely new bride!
from nixtress :
Happy Father's Day, new dad. Congrats on the new family :)
from x-plicity :
I'm so sorry sweetie! I can't imagine being away from the love my life for a few hours across TOWN!! I'm keeping you in my thoughts and I hope that St. Joseph will help you in selling your house. *hugs*
from moobiejoe :
what's THEFONZ like? he's cool. i ain't your friend, PALOOKA. goddamn, pulp fiction is awesome.
from moobiejoe :
i like you. you're going on my favorites.
from plopphizz :
Judd, you silly bass turd, I am closing shop. Wanted to say you are a great guy overall, and thanks for the laughs and awkward moments together. -- P.P.
from nixtress :
Happy Easter!
from coldandgray :
Hello. How might I find your survey, dear?
from x-plicity :
Who truly knows anything about themselves or about other people? Our on humanishness (totally made up word) is a mystery in itself. I don�t think there is a single person in the world that totally understands why they do or have done the things they have. There�s a beauty in the unknown. Something that keeps drawing people in. People who don�t know anymore about themselves then you do. I do know one thing; pain is life changing. Personality changing. It makes us cower from things that could heal us, because there is always the fear that it�s not what it seems. There seems to be more malice in the things that were once known to be wonderful, and it�s fucking HARD not to be jaded after a couple of hits in the face. But we all eventually find our footing, right? *hugs*
from plopphizz :
Hey bud, you are up on the cartoon list. If you have any specific pictures you want me to use as a reference, and/or any ideas, please send them to [email protected]. Thanks, P.P.
from x-plicity :
Smoochies!!!!!
from nixtress :
Happy Valentine's Day :)
from elliemay23 :
Oh where, oh where has our little Judd gone? Hope everything is ok. Come back soon. xoxo, Ellie
from plopphizz :
Dear Ass-Breath, I hope you realize that I am making a cartoon of you whether you comment on my latest entry or not. I need some "larger than life" characters to draw, and you certainly fit the bill. Sincerely, P.P. p.s.: if you write one more entry about your testicle fungi, I will drown you in a vat of other people's testicle fungi.
from wombatcity :
Dude, you are a God!! I'm just home from the bar, a little buzzed and I think I woke my neighbors laughing at the answers you posted to my survey!!! All Bow to The Juddhole!
from dangerspouse :
Alright, I'll grant you "Bigger Penis" status. Hell, if you've got a pimple you've won. But...taller? That hurts. I wave my camel toe at you in indignation! Thanks for the inflamitory note.
from plopphizz :
JuddHole, you forgot to use 'I touch myself', but I forgive you anyway. I used a program called Musicmatch Jukebox. There is a free download but it takes a little longer. There are a ton of recorders out there so if you want to shop around, just Google 'CD MP3 converter' and you will get a bunch of hits. If you don't mind having WMAs instead (I do) you can use Windows Media Player (File > Copy > Copy from audio CD).
from wombatcity :
It was about 7.5 minutes, since I am totally keyboard challenged. I also spent part of that time wistfully remembering that romatic goat interlude. I could not read the rest of the entries, surveys have been totally FUBAr since the crash last week, I'm sending Andrew a note now. Oh, I almost forgot..."I am your New Best Friend" How's that, Beotch?
from thedailywtf :
I love it when you call me sugarbutt. It's the next best thing to actually having a sticky sweet ass. Which I do. Right now. It always happens right after I smear honey on my bumcakes in the name of science.
from nixtress :
Pissing in one's pants can only be helped by a man with rubber gloves who knows uncomfortably too much about the inside workings of your penis. I think we're better off not exploring that subject too deeply :)
from yumenomiko :
you need to read the diary of leitinaa-s. girl is kickass funny and worth a look.
from chickie-legs :
No, I don't know what you mean...please elaborate. and by 'elaborate' I mean 'take your pants off'.
from nixtress :
Happy New Year, Kilt King.
from pixie-grl :
I'd eat your cootie infested blueberry bread ;) And once you get a hold on those carmels, you can send me some of those, too!! XOXO
from pixie-grl :
dear mr.hole, where are you??? i miss your silly antics and am suffering from withdraw!!!! I need more kilt pictures, you sexy, sexy man! Hope all is well with you :) XOXO from little me
from nixtress :
I hope you're well, hope your Thanksgiving is filled with lots of nap-inducing foods and some peace.
from idiot-milk :
So, I responded and stuff, but it was with my [email protected] account, so I figured I would let you know, in case you have your filters set to block unknown email addresses. Or something. Er, yes. Anyway, that is all. Carry on, sir.
from lauralgood :
[email protected] did not work? what about [email protected] or [email protected] more if you need them...love your emails! love laural so happy you enjoyed yourself. i love you.
from plopphizz :
Hey dude, glad to see you are up and about here in D-Land again. I caught up your "catch up" and I just want to say: Lacy misses you and wants me to tell you that it wasn't an Adam's apple you saw in her throat, she just got choked up in the presence of your kilt-kabob. Keep up the writing and the comments, because I have the utmost respect for you, your intelligence and your creativity...you stupid, smarmy fuck. -- P.P.
from incredipete :
Hey, my wise friend. Next time you visit me, you will need a password. Email me and I'll hook you up. incredipete.diaryland.com
from irishblueyes :
Well thanks for poking around and for your nice note. I have been somewhat sporadically reading your diary as well, mutual buddylist friends I believe! Oh, and as for your question, the hat I was wearing in that picture is a Montana Grizzlies Hat...no idea what kind of team that is however, it's my husband's hat and we just kind of love Montana so he go it for that state rather than the team. But it is a cool hat!
from megslife101 :
found you through my sister you are a great read im adding you to my favs hope you dont mind
from anisettekiss :
P.S. Thanks for using my real name in your last entry. It was sweet of you, Judd.
from anisettekiss :
WHAT the fuck is going on here?? I'm away for a couple weeks and all HELL breaks loose...I guess I'll just sit back and watch more mayhem unfold? Come visit me in Kentucky. PPllllease?
from mindtrap :
Interesting read...
from jennibeth :
The fact that you love hockey and Scottish culture makes you just about the coolest person in Colorado right now! Love your pictures with the kilt! :)
from lauralgood :
I just wanted to say I am still here. as if you needed to hear that? friends. love laural
from anisettekiss :
I'm getting SICK of talking to this computer...it doesn't talk back.
from plopphizz :
Juddhole, I know you've been going through some trying times. I'm just glad you had time to pop by. Actually, the funniest part of the dancing scene is it was one of the few picture sessions I didn't actually stage. I was busy setting up shots with the Rednecks while Sim Pork and Sim Juddhole were wandering around on autopilot. Next thing I know, there is a techno beat coming from another room and there they were, tearing up a rug. They skipped the refrigerator, skipped the video games and T.V., and went straight to the dancing. Go figure. -- P.P.
from anisettekiss :
I'll be sending you an email soon to see how yurr doin'. Look for a message from '[email protected]'. seriously. yep. That's my new email addy. Talk to ya later. XOXO
from plopphizz :
Hey bud, sorry you are going through tough times. Is this a bad time to tell you I turned you into a computer-simulated human on my site? Hope all goes well soon. -- P.P.
from anisettekiss :
You have SUCH a huge cock, bebbeh.
from anisettekiss :
Okay, as far as me telling you that you have a huge cock...I thought I already said that?? But I'll say it again.
from rue25 :
Wow... you added me. I'm kind of honored and shit. Maybe someday we could progress to the "let's sit and have a beer" phase. Everyone's invited.
from lauralgood :
I love you, sweetie. hugs. Laural
from pixie-grl :
I must say, you wear the kilt well. And a much deserved thanks for the good laugh. You should feel honored, I missed my damn workout because I got sucked in to you this morning. Ahh, but it was worth it...
from hooterville :
Happy Birthday, jackass! Only, uh... I'm the jackass for being late. An INWer is an Inland Northwesterner (ereere?), though that would depend on where in the great land of Mo you live. Thanks for the compliments... they made me all gushy in that truly innappropriate way. I feel like a real woman now.
from heelandlass :
Well, how does it feel to be on the other side of 30? I have exactly 81 sleeps till I get there myself. Forewarned is forearmed so they say! Hope you had a lovely birthday mate. xxx
from betchy :
love the drawings of your pups judd. sorry about your sore nuts! x
from anisettekiss :
WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN!??? Miss you lovey. *smooch*
from plopphizz :
You don't react to anything dude. You dumb mutha whore of a birthday fart!! Luv P.P.
from plopphizz :
Juddhole, you eff'inf eff of an eff effing effity eff eff? Fuck you you fuck. Love always, P.P.
from mommylap :
Hey! I am getting a lot of hits from the link on your page. Every day. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Miss when you don't update.
from katehackett :
Hey! I saw something from your guestbook linking to my site and just wanted to quickly say that my texas bashing was tongue in cheek. No worries. And such.
from eggsaucted :
hey...wanted to let you know that your review is posted at mommaviews, I think ellie posted it, well I finished it, so it is probably posted. Thank you for letting me review your diary.
from incredipete :
Well, Judd. I've resisted the urge for several months, but I had to do it. You are now listed as my VERY favorite diary on the web. Keep up the incredible writing, and keep saying exactly what's on your mind. Your honesty and transparency really make your diary shine.
from betchy :
really hope that you are happy sweetie. and i hope you have made the right decision. thinking of you x
from plopphizz :
Hey dude, just checking in on you. Not in a gay guy way, but in a "I was drunk, it won't happen ever again" guy way. Hope things are going better for you soon. Cya P.P.
from lauralgood :
thinking of you...love laural
from betchy :
honey, do you know how late i stayed at work reading the story of you and the girl??? i nearly got locked in the car park!!! i am so sorry for everything you have gone through with her. what kind of drugs are we talking about here? i deal with drug addicts every day in my job, and i honestly think, if she has slipped up this many times then it will just keep happening. i dont know if you have read my diary yet (did i give you the password?), but you will read about my friend fenton. he was a heroin addict for 2 years, which isnt really long. he came off it once, got back on it, went to prison, and came out clean. he has been clean for a few months now, but he relapsed just the other week. he has promised not to do it again, and i do beleive him, but every time he doesnt reply to a text, or doesnt meet me, i always wonder if that is what he is up to. once someone is an addict, they are an addict for life. it sad but its true. no-one in the whole world is stronger than drugs, its just a case of how much willpower they have. i truly hope you can sort things out, and i do wish you all the best. leave me a note or something soon ok, thinking of you xxx
from dooki :
I don't believe your computer command to be a coincidence, but rather a beacon unto the soul of my toilet, bringing you ever closer to my excrement feux-finished heart. Thank you for reading sir, and may you live for a thousand years without the burdon of hemmorhoids. (icky, yet titilating at the same time, though not reccommended by your local physician.)
from westyrex :
Dear Juddhole, as I'm a huge fan of your gurglings (he means "writing"), I'd really like you to come fill out my new Mad Libs because I think your answers will be fucking funny. (He means "really fucking funny") AHOY MATEY!
from idiot-milk :
Would that I could hang up on those mongoloid, mouth-breathing pieces of excrement. But, alas, my job would indeed be in jeopardy. Sigh. Stupid call center rules about being nice and polite even when the customer deserves a swift kick upside the head and a healthy dose of verbal abuse. I comfort myself with the thought that someday I'll snap, and someday I'll no longer care for the rules or societal conventions, and someday I'll hunt each and every one of those jackasses down and beat them to death with their own legs. Sure, I'll probably end up in some prison or mental institution, but GODDAMN will it be worth it. Someday, someday.
from chicksreview :
your review is up!!! and that note below is from me aswell. you best be adding me to your buddylist (i'm joking)
from betchy :
babes, i sent you an e mail with my password and that on it, my e mail can be a bit dodgy though, so if you didnt get it let me know and i will send you another x
from heelandlass :
If I could be Heel and Ass for you honey, I would be! Thank you for adding me to your faves. xxx
from chickie-legs :
yeah dude seriously, people who drop me need to be shot. I'm back up to 97 though. I neeed moooore. Do you have top 100? I am #4 on there, consistently, WTF? I think it's rude for people to always read our diary, yet not add us! lol
from klutzygirl :
SEXY BEAST!!! YEAH!! You were my 5000th man... err customer...ummm visitor. Added ya to my friends list, please feel free to do the same. Sorry again no nudity pics in my area, well not yet. ;0)
from banefulvenus :
LOVE YOUR BANNER!!!! :)
from mommylap :
I keep forgetting to mention, that when you take about my lap (or any boys talk about my lap) I immediately think really smutty things. I figured that would delight you.
from betchy :
yeah, i hate feeling slappy and creepy!!! i am adding you by the way, to get you into triples. if you want to read me, leave me a note and i will e mail you the password atc. if you dont whatev. i wont be offended!! x
from ochweidnit :
Ok, here's the story, seeing as you are one of the few openly curious. My brother, being an expert at testing the limits of decency, has discovered that one of the funniest things you can say when someone comments that food/drink tastes nice is "I weed in it". When people get drunk, they tend to impersonate foreign accents ... badly (This is universal, don't argue with me). Scottish is particularly funny. And thus the legend was born.
from ubergrrl :
Wow, I must be like your own personal Jesusette or something.. I've not only inspired you to make a studio and paint.. now you wanna be like me and have ball-stank on office supplies. Damn, I'm good. That's cool, because I am taking steroids to grow my leg hair all nice and thick like yours, and am getting a kilt soon... I think we should hang out again soon.. get drunk.. rub our bodily fluids all over sterile surgical instruments, office supplies, vehicles, my coworkers' mice, and then write entries about it.
from plopphizz :
Hey dude, sorry for the geek question, but how did you get a flash presentation uploaded for your template. Is that through image upload or what? I guessing I could do some serious weirdness here with flash working under me. -- P.P.
from rue25 :
I didn�t mean to freak you out! So sorry. Being a photo kind of girl I have lots of enticing pictures but I�m not really the home wrecker type so I don�t know if sending them would be a good idea. I think by being a groupie I�d whore out your link all over the place so other people would love you too. Of course if you still want those pics� well� we�ll work something out. As far as being hairy goes� I�m kind of all right with hair so I think it�d be all right. Bad things happen when I�m drunk.
from ubergrrl :
Oh god. I love it when you speak "wifebeater" to me. That gets me sooo hot. I hope that you are taking notes on all the things you do to me that get me hot... because when I meet a guy who is worthy of my love, I'm going to have him contact you for that list....
from bigpimpinmba :
Thanks for the reassurance, although I wasn't really offended in any way. How do you know about my penchant for water-buffalos? Did you follow me on my last "business" trip to Colorado? Even my psychic wife doesn't know anything about my secret buffalo-loving life. If you're into that as well, I must suggest www.waterbuffaloteets.com Big, beautiful betties with enormous teets.
from ubergrrl :
Thanks for your note, honey pot. I hate being 'in a mood'. Bleh. *smooch*
from lauralgood :
Oh darling. I will be keeping your friend and his wife in my thoughts. The Universe will give them the answers they need in time. Thank you for being a loving and caring being. We need more of you. Love Laural
from insanegerbil :
hahaha!you are so skanky!"If I rub my nose and then smell my finger, that smells bad as well. It's a different kind of "bad" than just my hands. "...i love it.best entry ever.
from bigpimpinmba :
After reading your response to chickie-legs, I no longer feel all special and loved for being on your favorites list. Ego is a fickle thing. Anyway, just wanted to drop you a note to tell you that you're pretty friggin hysterical. I like the engagement story. Your inability to pull off the trick that you wanted made me think of my buddy who thought it would be funny to get down on his knees with a little box while she was freaking out over.... earrings. He got the tongue-lashing of a lifetime and a nice rock followed. Keep up the posting and I'll keep up the laughing. Glad you liked the yellow template for my diary. Go kill someone. Take care, Mr. Hole.
from chickie-legs :
awesome! It's good to know where I stand in the world of the hole. I have people on mine that I don't read either, but I know how it feels to be 'deleted' so I try not to do that lol. And I love reading yours as well, and your adventures in shenanginary.
from chickie-legs :
JUDD dude, you've added a shit load of people on your fav's.. I gotta know, do you actually read all of them? I find it hard ..haha I said hard.. I mean I find it *diffulcult* to read everybody's everyday (except for yours of course) advice please!
from mommylap :
Here's the secret that you would never guess from my diary, but is why everyone likes me usually- I always know the right thing to say too. But you usually make me laugh so hard that I can't always think straight.
from incredipete :
Yes, I did create that survey to score chicks. What the hell other reason would there be to do something so lame?
from anisettekiss :
Does this mean if I ask you to do something you'll do it? Cool. Fix my stove then make me a sandwich, and do it slowly in your Utilikilt. By the by, did I ever ask you to thank The Girl for buying you that? If not, I'm sorry for the huge delay and please tell her I said she is wonderful. Huh huh I said huge. xoxo
from wilberteets :
I grew up in Colorado Springs! I noticed you were in Colorado because you referred to Big Head Todd as a local band. I love them too.
from wilberteets :
Thanks for doing my surveys! Funny. I might have to quote you on some of that.
from lauralgood :
I was your first survey taker! That has to be good for some oral pleasure, right?? Love Laural
from anisettekiss :
I have a suggestion/request. Make a friggin survey. That is all. *sm00ch*
from nora555 :
Im adding you to my fav's your f'ing funny!!!
from ochweidnit :
Yay internet friends meety things! If you happen to be in Australia around june next year, you can come to MY 30th in a skirt... I'm having a bouncy castle...
from ubergrrl :
Jesus fuck, you're popular. Ever since our eyes met on Saturday, and we both wrote about it.. my stats page has been off the charts. And most of the referrals are "juddhole.diaryland.com". Nice work...I feel so... special. I did get to touch the thighs, after all. People seem to be obsessed with them. You could charge.. have a juddhole-touching booth at your psychic center for hicks.. you'd make billions.
from anisettekiss :
Hmmm let's see... uhYES.
from anisettekiss :
Yesss....
from anisettekiss :
Would you like some making fuck, Berserkuhhh !!
from anisettekiss :
Judd - Aww Darlin', I love you like a fat kid loves cake. *gross-display-of-public-affection-sm00ch* BERZERKUHHH!!! How much hotter can you get? The world may never know....
from pirategirl :
Your hilarity helped me avoid doing work for about half an hour. High five.
from anisettekiss :
Here is what I said on Dusty's comment thread:"Judd - I thought having sex with sheep made you Scottish, not a hick. *sm00ch*" I just had to be a bratt.
from lauralgood :
do so love to be called fuckable...what sweet talker you are! anisettekiss was right...Love you, Laural
from excuseyou :
Thanks for the note and the compliment. I don't think I'm that great a writer, I just write what's on my mind. I do hope you continue to read.
from lauralgood :
um have you been introduced to my other diary? it is redsirenbody...some interesting reading if i do say so myself. do tell me what you think if you like one of the storys. L
from lauralgood :
I want you too!! I think you are more than fucking awesome and goddamnit why are the good ones always taken before I get to fuck them?? Love you. Laural
from leebozeebo :
Thanks, man. I do what I can. Also, in the spirit of PorkTornado's joke: What's the worst part about babysitting a five year old Korean boy? Getting the blood off your clown suit. I've reached new lows with that one.
from lauralgood :
No lovers, I meant the Seeeeecckkksseeeeehhhh... by my name in his profile. That looks really wierd but I think it says SEXY in computer lingo so I am well pleased. What did I do to get such a comment? We must keep playing we must! taken or not we must! I love to play. Love y'all Laural
from anisettekiss :
OH, Laural, You mean the Ron Jeremy thing? He's known for having a huge member. I thought I'd let everyone know that Judd's cup over flows in the penis deparment. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.
from lauralgood :
ok. gotta explain that comment to me. is it good? love you. laural
from anisettekiss :
AND, Judd. Thanks for updating your comment about me. I updated yours too.
from anisettekiss :
*peek* You both rock. Love you too.
from lauralgood :
Well yes, Juddhole, I realize your boys are idiots--they are boys you see-- but they are cute idiots. And at least one or two of those idiots will know what to do with their tounges, and another one or two will know what to do with their dicks...and the others are so damn cute that she and I will teach them what to do...and to top it all off, well we will have you there, who I am sure knows what to do with both, and we can share you until the others catch on. Yeah? Love you. Laural
from lauralgood :
So excited that you linked me. Rather surprised since well my diary is a bit boring...of course I am cute as the pictures attest to...and we want to get naked with the same girl and I would love to do it at the same time...yeah those are good enough reasons to link a girl. Stay happy. Laural
from dinky-creek :
That's weird. I was feeling pretty smug about linking "fuck" and "bucket" together too. Let us celebrate this uncanny Twist of fate by by eating homemade Twisties. I'll let you know how they turn out, or indeed whether we bother. The suspense! (PS What's the Spanish for "no thanks, with body hair like that I wouldn't be able to tell side which was the front anyway"?)
from lauralgood :
Oh man don't ever let me get to this point...The universe must prevent such travesties..."I no longer wanted to fuck hot, married women." Love is not worth such a price. Keep happy. Laural
from anisettekiss :
Hey, I'm at work...AGAIN. Look what I found on my note page. Thought you might find it... ummm... interesting. "Well the first thing would be to get us all in the same state...then we would have to decide where we were going to meet...then we would have to be attracted to each other (no problem for the one with the dick) ((actually even though i have never seen you I love your mind so much I know I would be attracted to you)) then you know you begin with keeping your side of the bargain and we go from there. sounds fun to me! Wanna give it a whirl? love laural " ...AND I thought I'd flaunt the attention you are getting infront of everyone. How's your ego feel? Yeah, mine too. *smooch*
from anisettekiss :
"I swiped your last survey and made an entry out of it. Now's when you hold up your end of the bargain and we get naked. I'm naked now... under all these clothes." -Juddhole I love when you talk dirty. -Jenna
from anisettekiss :
"coke or pepsi? to do what? Clean the truck's battery? Coke. Mix with drug-induced-sex-fantasy-toxins? Pepsi. is KitKat your favorite candy bar? No, why the fuck should I tell you? is caramel Twix your favorite candy bar? I just told you "No" motherfucker, stop asking or I'm going to shave your fucking cat. car-mel or car-a-mel? Eat-a-bag-of-shit, is how I pronounce it. That's Vulgarian for car-mel. when you fold your hands, which thumb is on top? You mean the one that isn't in my ass? Comments: You sick, twisted, fuck. I know you're only gathering this inane information because you work for the NCHASESFASE. Don't think I don't know you fuckers exist. Oh, I know." You're an asshole, that's why you are a-okay in my book.
from hissandtell :
Hello - I just discovered you and am reading your, um, back entries. Oh, and enjoying them, too. Achingly, gaspingly so. Love, R xxx
from anisettekiss :
P.S. *smooch*
from anisettekiss :
Aww isn't he cute? He thinks I'm smart! Sucker!!!!
from dinky-creek :
Hey, getting hit in the face by frisbees is a rare talent, along with biting my own tongue. Just came to let you know that your diary is awesome, but since Pork has already used the word "awesome" several times and I am sadly lacking in the thesaural department, all I can say is it's "really good". Sorry if that doesn't have quite the same impact.
from ochweidnit :
Your Diary rocks, and at such an early stage in the game too. I'll be readin'.
from porktornado :
The buffalo entry was awesome. Filled to the brim with seething awesomeness. Who wrote that joke below here? It sure as hell wasn't me.
from porktornado :
Thanks for the e-mail. Just thought I'd get your notes section started off with a bang- You know how to make a four year old cry? Twice? First you fuck her, then you wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. That is absolutely the most tasteless joke ever, and someone should stab me in the neck with a pen for typing it out.

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