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from awkwardpause :
I'm reading your diaryland journal! I care! By the way, do you have a new journal somewhere else?
from awkwardpause :
I'm sorry for your woes. I only wish there was something I could do to help. This majorly sucks, as my "ninja" entry kicked ass.
from awkwardpause :
Thanks for the note. Good point too. As it turns out, my virginity still remains intact, (owing largely to the fact that I never even saw Michelle at all) so everyone else can rejoice at least.
from awkwardpause :
Thanks for the note. And I will. Keep the evilness coming, I mean. And happy billion gajillionth year to you as well. Or something. You really need to update more. Unless you're doing it all on your other diary.
from awkwardpause :
Sweet entry? Really, one must wonder exactly how late one has to stay up to think something like that. Also, I don't think it really matters that most of them have moved on. At least that many people have added you at some point, regardless. You're right though, no normal person can resist the cuteness of the puppy. Especially girls. They must excrete some sort of 'cute hormone' or something. It may be considered sad by some that the future generations of my family hang in the balance of the infallibility of the transitive property. I find it funny. And yes, you are making sense. "tired... damn..." Haha.
from awkwardpause :
I don't know if being compared to adorable little puppies is a good thing. It's not manly if you ask me. Also, I'm sure I did know that about you and jelliejar some time long ago, and probably forgot it. Because I am stupid.
from awkwardpause :
Haha. You updated. I rule. You rule too. I should update soon too probably...
from awkwardpause :
Hey. You. Yeah, you. UPDATE. Whoa. That was stealthy. Like a ninja!
from awkwardpause :
Are you getting unsolicited notes from my uncontrollable zealots? The reason behind the password is already given, but the reason for no updating is because of my nazi parents. They've been shunning me off to bed earlier now. Can you believe it? At sixteen I can stay up as late as I want but heaven forbid I should stay up past eleven when I'm seventeen! The older I get the more I'm treated like a baby. Thanks for the offer to kick my would-be kidnappers though. I'll buy you a ticket over here the next time I feel my parents need a good foot in the rump.
from im-unwanted :
i saw your message left for awkwardpause... and i thought i could answer it... i really do like the kidnapped theory though... but he said that he had proof of his sister reading it... what proof i do not know... well... he left a note for me and you can go read it if you'd like.
from jevon :
Seriously, if not for you, I wouldn't even know that this notes thing existed.
from awkwardpause :
Actually, I plan to kill myself before I reach eighteen to avoid taxes, bills, being drafted, responsibility, graduation, and things like that. So count off, you've got a little bit less than a year before no more awkwardpause. Okay okay, just kidding. Sadly though, porn and cigarettes are two "advantages" of turning eighteen that are not on my priority list. I'm telling you, the boy scouts will fuck you up. They teach you "morals" and shit. Too bad it's so damn easy to learn and hard to un-learn. But thanks for the "happy birthday" mention on your diary.
from awkwardpause :
Wow, your description could only fit about half the population of the entire state! Haha, your friends sound appropriately insane. Only difference is, I doubt my trenchcoat thing is a phase. The Matrix has ingrained it too far into my dense mind. Whee! You mentioned me in your diary again! Watch it, I too am an attention whore and if you do it too much, it might start to affect my normal brain functions.
from awkwardpause :
Also, thanks for mentioning me in your diary. It made me feel happy.
from awkwardpause :
Thanks for the note. Good to know other people go through a lot of the shit I go through too. I'm not alone. It's also good to know that the bitterness will eventually make way for making the good stuff even better. I had Dairy Queen today so I am feeling much better. I'm sorry you'll have no awkwardpause to read, but I suggest watching Ghost World and thinking of Enid as me. That would make me happy.
from awkwardpause :
Haha! I have actual written proof from a real live girl that claims they are evil! It's worth more than the stones the Ten Commandments were written on! But yes, perhaps she is testing me, which would be quite mean to nervous "One-Girlfriend" Travis. Haha. "Fuck with my head". Right. Also, thank the Lordy for close friends, for without them, how would poor fools like myself (and the guy you were dating) know what to do? Devin is my guardian angel for shooing me into Nikkole's car. Thanks for writing anyway, I have such uh... anticipation of the many adventures to come. Let me find a gun.
from awkwardpause :
I feel bad for you, since you only have two notes. Unless you deleted them all, which would be more logical. I still read your diary, just in case you wonder. And thanks for helping out with my Archives page, though I don't think it's working. Damn View Source command.
from awkwardpause :
Sucks to be female, huh? Who are we males to demand our women have to suffer the terrible pinches and cuts of tweezers and razors and other more complicated mechanical devices? Which brings up another subject. I hate breast implants, face lifts, face tucks, liposuction, plastic surgery, or anything artificial plugged into people to make them "sexy". Pretty soon, anything organic on someone will be considered ugly, and in the future, machines will be all that's sexy. Gigolo Joe from A.I. is the future.
from shutupmom :
kick-a-rock ....and hit me in the head. ouch!

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