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urgh, ldr drama=the worst shit ever. feels so empty and distant and unreal but so brutal and wrenching at the same time. going through it for the millionth and hopefully last time. but glad you are through the woods and got a new dude!! (haha, hey diaryland. hopefully this one doesn't go to spam)

from alethia :

I'd rather have Liv Tyler. I'm always told I look like the Mona Lisa, even though I totally don't. I thought the first person was crazy, but then I got it more and more. I never get anybody else. Except Cher, when I iron my hair.

from timecat :

diaryland note in 2013. mind blowing eh? hi old pal.

from trainyard :

I experience similar issues with my ever growing bookmarks toolbar..

from muffindisco :

Oh hello.

from sockfu :

Arthur Stanley Jefferson was a bonafide Q.T.!

from bi-pet :

mmmuuuaaahhh.... hahaha... what a crazy jelly fish that is!!

from bi-pet :

can't stop reading your diary. that tongue twister page is hillarious.. how did you find that one?

from bi-pet :

hullo!just stumbled across your diary while browsing through the members area. i like it and i'll come knocking again...

from timecat :

theoretically you could come to america's finest and work my bizarro job in a quasi-factory for 7 bucks an hour all summer. it's fulfilling. there's a cute dog.

from safariclub :

psst

from timecat :

much better! if by hang out sesh you mean online hang out sesh, then i think that could be accomplished. otherwise, i'll probably go to school back east, and since the east coast is about the size of the county in which i live in california, i'm sure that could happen too.

from timecat :

mika, your diary has white text on a white background. you're too tricky.

from kobebeef :

I AM LEAVING MYSELF A NOTE.

from kazaam :

What the motherfuck, dude? PASSWORDED?

from shotgunshack :

What that means is that if you are telling people the password I would like to know it.

from shotgunshack :

maaaaaaaan

from shotgunshack :

maaaaaaaan

from timecat :

damn dude, shut down. what's the password? [email protected]

from zombieheart :

d-bag? Is that short for 'douche bag'? That is so weird! Because it gives me the feeling that me and my bros are more vulgar than everyone and their bros! We say douche bag and all sorts of other swears all the time without any shortening or censoring at all! This makes me feel soooo gross

from kazaam :

also, man old diary names for no reason.

from kazaam :

ohhh okay. my comment sounded mean, but just because i was mad that i missed such an incredible block of videos and not because i thought you were a jerk.

from zombieheart :

you damn dirty liarrrr. there is no way mtv played these videos because i'm so sure half of them don't even exist. am i reading wrong and these are just songs you were listening to?

from super :

Play on, playa.

from shotgunshack :

thank you for the excellent link!

from shotgunshack :

painting walls is awesome, what colors? also HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!!1@32@! (i keep meaning to tell you that and then forgetting.)

from timecat :

MIKA YOU ARE MISSING OUT SOO MUCH. MILKSHAKE IS BY KELIS, AND IT IS IN FACT CALLED "MILKSHAKE" AND THE OTHER SONG IS "GET LOW" BY LIL JON AND THE EAST SIDE BOYZ.

from sockfu :

ok, now that deer hat has a sexual connotation!

from timecat :

HAHA BEST HAT EVER.

from sockfu :

haha, good to know you didn't intend the sexual connotation. It's all "Waiting for Godot's" fault. Vladimir's talking about erections and mandrakes and it's insane.

from sockfu :

dude, mika, you do realize that "EAT ME, HOMEWORK" has a very slightly sexual connotation to it? do you?

from timecat :

man it's too bad it's not kickboxing, kickboxing is hilarious!! i used to do kickboxing with a bald guy from new jersey named gus and a south african man who looked like ben stiller!

from roboretard :

man, i've always wanted to take up bellydancing.

from lilnik :

haha, that's awesome! I always wanted to take up belly dancing, but that requires being in little clothes and showing off your belly. Not quite in shape enough to do that anymore. :-/ Anyway, that's fun that you found something new to do. Enjoy it!

from muffindisco :

Is it KICKBOXING?!

from cdghost :

pretty

from shotgunshack :

beautiful, beautiful!!

from sockfu :

Mika, you are a table GODDESS and not the kind that waits on tables, no no!

from sockfu :

a new york movie in TORONTO? everybody's filming in toronto nowadays! like, most of monk is taking place in san francisco, right? BUT THEY FILM A LOT OF IT IN TORONTO. WHAT.

from sockfu :

that sounds like a very suitable blanket-poster indeed. also, hurray for coming back safe and sound from the d plan show!

from shotgunshack :

Man, how did you KNOW!!?!! Yes, that was the excellent one. The other was Ghost World.

from sockfu :

:) how big IS this poster? my biggest poster can probably only cover 1/3rd of me.

from rightplace :

SORRY FOR ALL THE NOTES, BUT I AM FLIPPING OUT OVER THE PHOTO AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR JOURNAL! i am going to giggle every time i read it now!

from rightplace :

ohh man w.h.a.s! i love mckinley; gay or not!

from mojo1915 :

Hey there! I wish you well in whatever your day's engagements. ~Jesse

from roboretard :

that whole mistaking a sports bra for lower body underwear? yeah, i've done that too.

from rightplace :

man mika, this whole entry made me laugh really hard because really, i want you to be on upn more than you can possibly imagine. also, thank you for relinquishing your spot in the battle for michael ian black's hand in marriage. because of your generosity, i've most certainly deemed you allowed to do the nasty with him whenever you please (that is, unless, he is already otherwise involved at the moment) damn, i wish this thing had those aim emoticons

from kazaam :

dear mika, i took the password off.. last month i think? why didn't you just ask me for the password instead of staring at my little red name for 3 months? probably because you hate me. and yes i really DO hate it when people ask me for a high-five but give me low-fives instead but the worst part is that i do that sometimes, which is the real reason i hate it so much, because i hate looking like an idiot. which is also the reason i'm going to stop writing this. your friend jordan.

from timecat :

haha, about the dream thing. "i told you to run cos the man with the gun was coming after us! why didn't you run? he was going to kill you!"

from asyouare :

mika maybe one day we will meet at that dippin dots stand at tyson's corner. hehe. i dont know if you like phantom planet. but you should go see them in d.c. cos they are playing with SUPERDRAG!

from hot-topic :

One time I made a movie for Spanish class, and it went over so well with my class, my teacher showed it to her other Spanish III classes. Fun stuff!

from timecat :

we made a movie at camp and it had a fight scene, pokemon style, with a pinecone and an applecore duking it out. the movie was about DRUGS.

from kazaam :

GODDAMN, MIKA HAVE YOU UPDATED ENOUGH TODAY? i shouldn't talk, because i'm the one who has been refreshing my 'buddies' page for the past 2 hours.

from timecat :

OH MIKA THAT QUOTE FROM ZOOLANDER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES EVER. i like the way the last three notes in here are from me.

from timecat :

D00D. i think i saw that concert. on vh1? cuz i saw that. AND TODAY I SAW A THREE FOOT TALL POSTER OF A T1-83 PLUS AND I THOUGHT OF YOU.

from timecat :

DUDE, WORD. why have i started saying WORD so much? i used to hate that word / expression WHATEVER. i think i will have to start leaving you notes obsessively because that is FUN TIMES. and who doesn't love that? hmm? YES. haha. right on. i like the way they spell it "caruso" in the lyrics booklet instead of "crusoe."

from shotgunshack :

Hello Mika. Have a really great time of rocking and rolling fun on your trip! You should visit my grandma and her sisters while there. But they might not recoginze you (they are getting old and senile), and then things would be awkward.

from timecat :

by the way, where those blanks are between the hyphens, it's SUPPOSED TO say cu/ lt. put that together. if that doesn't show up i will be angry and then i apologize for leaving you clueless.

from timecat :

hi mika. i can't see most of your entry because i am being watched/censored and you probably said the p word (pa to the gan. apparently it's a - - - so i can't type it) but the picture is pretty and i love you so i think.

from tuxedo :

i think the song that goes BUMPITTY BUMP BUMP has something to do with santa. i think.

from tuxedo :

meh. i figured it out a while ago: to fix the NEXT link, every time you add an entry, go to CHANGE YOUR HTML and just save HOW EACH OF YOUR ENTRY PAGES LOOK. double meh.

from tuxedo :

HOLY OF HOLIES. <3 <3 <3

from ann-frank :

I LOVE the way your page looks ...

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