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from rithymtech :
hey i just came across your 'diary' and its freaking sweet... ill make it a point to come back often?!
from golfwidow :
Accidents will happen.
from evilestone :
Hahaha... EvilestOne.
from ochweidnit :
Eggs! ....Chicken periods!!
from elliorange :
Your 102 things made me smile. :)
from angelpunkk :
lol, crude works fine with me =P there's more stuff about me in my diary in the "about me" link if you wanna read it. im having such an ugly day today *sob* =(
from angelpunkk :
oh my dear Shingy (my goddess, my cat), that last note was random and inane! here lets start again, my name is Angel, i live in the wonderful place of Australia (western australia to be exact without being too exact... sorry! ;)) i work as a painter and hohohohoho i like english muffins smothered with butter.... hohohoho!
from angelpunkk :
LOL, stalker things? well i live at 3597846 imjustfuckingwithyou lane in a country called youarefunny! lol, my name is angel and i am 16 years old and i am gay! but not a gay as in im a guy and i like guys like you, honerable Greg!, im the other variety of girl loving girl! =D mmm breakfast...
from deviant-eyes :
Hahaha- I have stumbled upon your diary quite unexpectedly. I was googling for the lyrics of Detroit Grand Pubah's Sandwiches and came across your dLand. I love your presidential debate stuff-- I'll be back to read, iffen ya don't mind. :) Cheers.
from aesthetica87 :
meow
from brucegirl :
I read the latest entry about the phonecalls. Odd. You got a weird diary, that's for sure ;-) Keep on with the weird stuff stranger!
from scarletcloth :
that was the funniest dream lol usher got raped hahaha anyway u should make that out of a movie. oh! and i could do the sound track! well lots of love.
from invernal :
Hey, I loved your Peach banner, it was hilarious. Cool avatars, too.
from punk-loser :
i loved your bowser banner, it was most hilarious. your 102 things about you was also rather awesome. i'll be back eventually to check in on ya.
from gigantor :
My dear friend....you TOO have an online diary!! I hope the excitement of this revelation lasts you for days and days.
from banefulvenus :
Clicked on the banner.... Loved your site. :)
from maskedmofo :
Awesome! Good luck!
from maskedmofo :
I'm really sorry to say this, but if your twenty-two years old and you are still living with your mommy, you have it coming. It's about time to become an adult and get out on your own already, dontchathink?
from silverluna :
Yeah, I know what you mean with the mother situation. I mean, come on. I'm 21, and she treats me like I'm 5. Yes, there is that fact that I am a girl, and that makes a different, but it shouldn't matter, right?? ~Sara
from digitalsoap :
Egg propaganda! "I...Like Eggs! From my Head down to my Legs! I...Like Crack! From my Head Down to my Back!" I think its a Frank Zappa song, but i could be wrong...
from candoor :
you must be revisted... I leave this note to remind me.
from ochweidnit :
Holy crap, what an amazing human being you are. I'm from Australia. G'day, and other such pedalled colloquialisms.
from metame :
there I was trying to get in an entry (my gold membership expired and now I must wait) and finally I get the page... and there's this banner at the top about princess peach that was just too funny to not click... yep, after many attempts to get an 'add entry' page and finally getting one I sacrificed it to see who had created the very funny banner! oh and I feel your pain on the spyware crap... I too was afflicted... the cure? opera! IE can bite me. cheers :)
from smokeshack :
i'm home, love and this will be my PERMANENT home. the smoke shack is not the same without you! (dev)
from wondermart :
holy crap! rocko's modern life! that was the one where rocko and mr. bighead were running for dogcatcher, wasn't it. damn I miss that show...
from haloaskew :
Regarding #38: "I love giving interesting names to animals and just like interesting names in general." I heard a comedian once say he used to have a fish named Papercut. HeeHoo! If you're lucky, one day I might tell you about the cat I used to have named Moles. :)
from randomsnark :
Ah! I forgot all about you! This is uclafan87 for your information...I MISSED YOUR HUMOR AND WELCOME BACK TO MY FAVORITES LIST. WOOT.
from pandionna :
I LOVE the new layout!
from squirrelx :
I love your lavalicious new layout. Wonderfully retro ... with not one, but two rodents. Templates just don't get any better than that. Love, Xtine
from devian :
i got your cute postcard this afternoon! you are quite the poet and i'm sure you don't know it. i'll keep it with me everywhere i go :)
from mylitlepony :
kids in the hall fucking rocks dude, have you ever seen the one about the girl drink drunk? damn, that one is fucking hilarious dude, you have to see it. hhh. pmpl. damn it, cuz of you that damn lumberjack song is stuck in my head now.
from mylitlepony :
i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok, i work all night and i sleep all day. i go to school, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! i wish i was a girlee, just like my dear grandma.
from sparklefae :
Hi! Thanks for joining the Animal Crossing diaryring =0)
from hothead :
yo, yo, yo: right the fuck on with the apartment!! yay for you! way to be with the good karma paying off... and so glad to hear that things are looking up for you, my dear. see you tonight, my little stud-muffin!
from ghostiness :
Hey there. Consider this your official welcome to the evil bunnies ring. Die, fluffers, die!
from heidiann :
Hi there! Welcome to the Not Quite Bi ring! Thanks so much for joining. =)
from sixweasels :
Hey ... since I do this higher ed/advising/transfer credit stuff for a living, gimme an email shout if you need some pointers on dealing with the administrative nightmare that it can be, k?
from poppyfish :
Thank you for joining the Jack Sparrow ring! Yo ho, and drink up, and all that!
from squirrelx :
Thanks for the message! I have to tell you, your entry today was hysterical, especially your description of the IHOP scene. 'Crimes against fabric'?!?! That had me chokin' on my Dr. Pepper. Love, Xtine
from mojo1915 :
Hello there! May your day be as follows: eat banana pudding and sleep and....Just have a good day, alright.
from hothead :
you are so fucking beautiful.....
from invisibledon :
sup?
from uclafan87 :
Eepity Eep! I had to lock my diary...(damn creepy horny stalker guys at my school..) Username:green -password: jeep
from uclafan87 :
Oh lord...You live in the 'Noke..You have cool hair, you put Justin Timberlake lyrics in you diary? You're definitly going on my favorites..(By the way, I'm braedon, also live in Roanoke, and you know my sister-soverycherry?) TEE! Have fun in this fantabuloso weather..i make up the coolest words!
from hothead :
why exactly does the roanoke public library restrict guestbook postings?!? don't so much get it. anywho, just wanted to say thank you for your sweet sweet message...you're a doll. and we need to do something soon, preferably something involving the use of leather. yeeee-owww! love you!!
from fulminous :
You didn't see Smallville last night? Or Lex's hot, evil brother Lucas? Or the fact that I *KNEW* Lionel was a big fat ugly lie-face?!? (Honestly, why do the Luthors like the letter L so much? Sheesh.)
from hothead :
tried to post this on your guestbook. wouldn't let me. i'm angry. roar. okay. just read some back postings... re michael jackson: i know, right? the whole time i was watching i was wondering just what you were thinking... and also: tatu? really? not you too...michael's about to drive my ass crazy with them...but what's new right?? somehow i will overlook this tiny little flaw in your personality and continue to love you....somehow....(much love)
from fulminous :
Ha! I do my part to make the world a better, itchier place. Also: Hooray on nit-picking Star Trek! Only the TRUE geeks get into that! Congrats! (Plus, re: Nemesis -- you do realize that crashing the ship is becoming a THEME with certain...empathetic characters, right? I think that was TREMENDOUS.)
from devian :
i'm very sad. no more hobo knives. bring them back! bring them back!
from squirrelx :
The message you left in my guestbook really cheered me up and so did payin' a visit to your diary Thank you!!! Best, Xtine /Squirrel X <--- a fellow Star Trek fan
from devian :
hey, thanks for signing m'book. i so love your diary and am glad you have multiple personalities. does one of them speak fluent french, like in sybil?
from devian :
very cute letter to your friend, rob. with me, people are usually like: i said NO, i do not want you to give me a blowjob--so take my dick out of your mouth!
from squirrelx :
Bless your heart and thank you for joinin' Write Club! If I can ever figure out how it's done, I'm gonna make us our own special banner. Best, Xtine / Squirrel X
from squirrelx :
THANK YOU for the generous compliments you've left in my guestbook! External validation much appreciated! I'm enjoyin' your diary too, but unfortunately I've run out of 'buddy' space in my offical D-land profile. The only thing to do was create an additional page for fave raves, and I'm very proud to add a link to your diary thereupon. Best, Squirrel X / Xtine P.S.: It's terrific to hear from a fellow Virginian, especially a resident of the Star City!
from devian :
your diary is so yummy that i want to lick YOUR hair :P
from hothead :
perhaps one of your dearest friends would be a good person to discuss your new love with? i'm all ears...and waiting for your call! (the thought of you having redneck children makes me giggle like no other!) and when do i get to meet him?
from hothead :
slap my bitch up!! ha! i love you....
from hothead :
"Sylvia? Yes, Mickey? How do you call your loverboy? Come 'ere loverboy!! And if he doesnt answer? Ohh loverboy! And if he STILL doesnt answer? I simply say..." Baby...how was Richmond? is Va. Western broke now? hope you had fun. kisses and fondles... cherbear
from hothead :
love.love.love. check out my soon-to-be-updated journal for a secret message...
from hothead :
darling love of mine. no, i am most certainly not ignoring you. sorry about last night, got pulled away from the computer, only to return once you were off movie watching...call me sometime, i do enjoy seeing your face, you know that i hope. you rock my socks. in so many ways. love you.
from cholera :
You should watch Manhunter. The original Hannibal movie made in 1986. Red Dragon is actually the remake of Manhunter. They're very similar screenplays, and very different in cinematography. You can see how movies have changed in 16 years.
from hothead :
glad you had such a stellar weekend...by the way, that song you were asking about? i think it's the new missy elliot song (don't know the name)...all of this courtesy of your own personal musical jukebox goddess!
from invisibledon :
thanks for visiting
from hothead :
hey! thanks for your support on that...i KNEW i was right!
from hothead :
you are so fucking beautiful....
from hothead :
i love you. i love you so much that when i'm the first female president, i may even let you stay in the country. just kidding. (you don't stand a chance! ha!) call me sometime. smoochies!
from fulminous :
But what about Margaret Thatcher? Isn't she a perfect example of a woman in the top political spot in a big country?
from hothead :
just got through with your update. can't stop smiling. i love you for driving to bristol....in HIS car!! you make me very happy. just thought you should know.
from hothead :
i don't know what to write here. i'm simply responding to your note. you're great. and i love you. and we're gonna have fun this weekend, dammit. whoo-hoo!
from jedispyder :
oh, thats ok. i was just curious, thats all
from jedispyder :
hey, i was just wondering what you meant in ur description of me by 'unity unity'? thanx =o)
from hothead :
to my partner in crime: have fun this weekend. you deserve it. thanks for being bad with me. you're great.
from hothead :
okay. i am having trouble breathing. how could a boy that's soooo perfect for you make me so freaking crazy? this was in his guestbook. thought you needed to see this. "Ryan a.k.a. Lance tranny boi, drag king, Lance Bass impersonator/stalker :)" j-e-s-u-s. hahaha. i will be insane by sunday.
from hothead :
i really, really hope that what i said last night didn't cause your rather hopeless entry today. i love you so very, very much. i pray that you still know that. i just couldn't do it anymore. this is where my weaknesses come into play...please try to understand that. i hope to see you on sunday. please give me a call on my cell. i miss you greggie.
from cholera :
Interesting, so interesting. I like reading about your life.
from hothead :
whoa whoa whoa. YOUR boyfriend john? i KNOW you didn't just say YOUR boyfriend john...oh, we got some HO'S!!! somebody hold Shaniqua back!
from hothead :
sweet jesus. what is with this roanoke john mayer crime ring? guess the war on drugs is winning...now there's black market john mayer cd's down on the market. wow. you really need to work on that karma.
from hothead :
update already, would ya? it's been 5 days and i for one am in the throes of withdrawal here. sigh. oh, and what do you say to dinner and movie night at mi casa tomorrow (fri) night? some girl & the childrens hour? let me know. kisses.
from hothead :
you are the king of my universe.
from hothead :
midnight trips to walmart for shaving cream, lotion and condoms? i take it the vision center wasn't open? ha! you're brilliant!
from cholera :
ay :) - send me an E: james@septicity.com (your @diaryland.com didn't work?)
from jaycrew2882 :
Hey, just leafed through a few entries and found your recommendation for "somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Isreal Kamawhoosiewhatsie'ole. Big thanks to you...it's beautiful :) Taylor-
from hothead :
i love you.

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