messages to kristintracy:
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from kristintracy :
true blood is out of control. i would recommend either reading it first or watching it now. then tell me when you're bored and i will let you in on the next stepping stone. aw damn.
from eeek- :
I feel the same way about Twilight, that conversation was spot on. And is True Blood as good as everybody say it is?
from horace05 :
hey girl, come back to d-land, we miss you!
from kelsi :
We had a short fling, you and I, - oh, years back, I don't even remember. The other day, I'm wasting time, diarylanding, and I see this kristintracy and I'm like, I remember her. Mostly I remember that we're the same age. Sorry, this note is getting dumber. By "fling" I meant "interaction via diaryland". Anyway, I'm planning to do a cleanse next month (I'm having some, uh, issues) and I saw that you were doing one so I had to buddy you because I wanted to read the daily updates about your poos. So thank you for that, and hello.
from cardiogirl :
You are extremely amusing kristintracy! I love the stream of consciousness.
from we-made-love :
your diary is completely excellent.
from mommylap :
Also Rucker is from MN. I was super.pissed. that Jeffrey didn't win. I don't have any issues with Michael but I was all over Jeffrey's dress. Phooey on that.
from coldandgray :
I thought Jeffrey should have won, the judges were on crack last night. I loved Allison, she has mountains of talent over looney, boner man, Vincent. I am feeling pretty mean & hateful.
from addataavi :
that song is "feel good" by gorillaz! have fun in Baltimore. Be sure to get a chimichanga from Holy Frijoles in Hampden, they're the best!!
from katm6 :
Sisters of Mercy and Ministry are definitely up tempo, get your ass moving songs. Especially, In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up (LIVE) Ministry CD - kicks ass. Good luck with the move and I'm so happy you hired movers because when I moved last year NOBODY freaking showed up to help me. I called my cousin in tears.
from thatgrrrl :
Norton Ghost 9.0, and a second hard drive. Takes a picture of your primary drive and stores it on the second drive. You can schedule it to do it automatically however often you want. Easy to set up too.
from mentalimages :
The shooka shooka song is by something Gorilla. They're cartoons. Or something.
from yeahimadork :
I have been waiting for PR to start showing more of Michael, because I liked him from the first episode (when he made the coffee filter dress). I liked Kayne's dress, too - but he always seems like he expects to win, and when he doesn't, he gets the pissy face, like he can't accept something *might* be better than his. And what the hell happened to Robert's talent?? I had such high hopes for him after his first piece. And (finally!) I think "bag of dicks" might be my new favorite phrase.
from amalthea23 :
I think you mean the data flatwear set (re: the spoons shaped like scoopers.) I bought that set, two actually, and it ROCKS. The tablesspoons are comfortable and the teaspoons are teeny tiny and make you feel like a giant. Same with the dinner and salad forks. I was actually thinking of buying one more set, just in case something happens to them and they stop making them. They also don't have corners on the handles so nothing digs into your fingers while you're holding your fork, woo!
from amalthea23 :
where are you looking? we have one.
from katm6 :
A very good friend of mine lives in Baltimore, so if you need, I can get you in touch with her. She's a good woman, married with one little boy and two Weimaraners.
from thepatricia :
You will love Balmur, hun. (Consider that your first lesson in the local lingo.)
from hibiscus101 :
i love that you added surragate mother to that. terrifying much
from trousersnake :
my female cat and i say hello. also - what's wrong with fats domino?? let the four winds blow kristin. let them.
from freefall74 :
I'm right there with you on the "Pepsi people." The diet Pepsi people are even more frightening. And margerine is very very scary. *shudder* It makes chocolate chip cookies taste gross!
from warcrygirl :
Thanks for the visual on you losing your head. And I'll be sure to steer clear of you if I should ever meet you in public as I am a serious Pepsi drinker. Good luck at school; I can't wait to see your show on Food Network!
from razor-vixen :
I think it's great about finding another career you love. The food you describe always sounds so delicious (or horrid, as your description warrants). Can't wait to hear about your new adventures!
from fetalpig86 :
Have fun living in Baltimore. I lived there for 2 1/2 years and it was kind of a hell-hole, but hey! If you live in Fells Point or some awesome area, it could be tons of fun.
from mommylap :
I have the perfect cat for you, she's my cat's kitten. She's half Siamese, looks full Siamese but is not vocal at all. Her name is ZsaZsa. She's also perfect in that she is over most of her crazy kitten running around constantly stuff. I will have to drive to Baltimore and deliver her though.
from irreverent1 :
Hi there! I found your diary through one of my dear buddies, mommylap, and I just thought I'd let you know that if you see a bunch of page views, it's probably just me and not some crazed stalker (unless crazed stalkers leave run-on sentences in a notes section). You have a new fan.
from thatgrrrl :
I thought you said you almost ate a whole BABY!!! You go, girl!
from hibiscus101 :
oh lord that sounds like the catering job from hell.
from mousemilk :
They had Project Runway here. Except it was called Project Catwalk. Because runways are what planes land on, dammit.
from tstough :
Hey! Are you not a gold member any more? I am a Goldmemba! Yah! Isn't dat veerd? While I'm ecstatic to see you updating regularly again, I'm sad that I can't leave comments. :( Hey, how did your Relay for Life go?
from katm6 :
Wow, what's with this "Let's make a dress out of a down comforter" trend? You could be Nicole Richie and still end up looking fat. How attractive. I wish they had shown the back of the dresses.
from mommylap :
SAME! About the coffee filter dress, it made me totally rethink Robert. I'm quite glad someone else is brimmin' with the love for Laura, because to me? Meh. I liked Uli and Robert's looks much more, and I'm just so crazy excited that it was more like a pretty explosion for the first ep instead of a garbage explosion. Your emotions will run the gamut with Faith. They will. Everything ends with me loving her, more than say- Willow.
from coldandgray :
I just died at your description of Malan�s laugh; that is it exactly. I did not think Jeffrey should have been in the bottom 2, Brandon�s dress was way worse than his. One thing I learned, never cash out your 401k for fashion!
from katm6 :
I suffered through the whole "that person is so not funny, so why is my sister laughing uproariously at everything he says" last week while visiting my sister (obviously) and her new boyfriend. I didn't even force a "ha" or smile, because he was so unfunny.
from coldandgray :
I am on pins & needles
from yeahimadork :
Oh! I'm excited Project Runway is starting tonight. I'm going to check out Tim Gunn's blog, because I love him. I read that Chloe Dao has a line of bags coming out called "Carry On" and "Make it Work". I think Tim Gunn should kick her ass. And then go to Red Lobster with Andrae.
from jonathan29 :
Hi Kristin....let's get married.
from hibiscus101 :
*Happy Holidays*
from sixelasauce :
soo sad that you didn't see the picture I made for you!!
from sixelasauce :
Ok Kristin...I made a special thing for you on my latest entry in my diary. It is towards the bottom, and you might not love it. I just really need your help and you will see what I mean when you check it out.
from thegoodbiboy :
PS - Sorry for using the phrase "safe to say" twice in one paragraph.
from thegoodbiboy :
Hi. I just noticed your diary and have come to realize your awesomeness. I think it's pretty safe to say that your going on my favorite list. It should be safe to day, I don't know why it would be un-safe to say that. Anyway, it's a pretty good diary and your hot, so it's safe to say I'll be reading.
from sixelasauce :
Ok sweetness...Vincent D�Onofrio IS one of lifes yummiest morsels. He is the best man on NBC right now. I have one problem and I need advice on how to solve it when it comes to him. "Men in black". I just can not get the "edgar" role out of my head when I see him on Law and Order. I know that it is almost impossible because he is so handsome and quick witted on that show...but I just can not stop picturing him as that "bug" creature. How do you do it? Much love. Sixela...oh and ps..I want a copy of that scrabble game...that pic is the shiz-nit!
from hibiscus101 :
**HAPPY HALLOWEEN**
from missy-17 :
hi you are a very pretty young girl!!! i am mia and am new to this diary land thing!!! i am hoping you can keep me updated on the latest things!!!
from f-i-n :
hihihihi....i hate haircuts too! xoxo
from icefacade :
I've always wondered what brilliant minds were at work behind the scheduling of road construction or what have you...
from peytonsplace :
I have a yahoo address eldk0404 at yahoo.com. SHould I get a gmail address? I keep seeing them all over the place.
from sixelacooper :
I was just wondering how much you would charge me for one of you cool photos for my home??? I think that your style is great and I need new work for my walls...please let me know. :)
from fuzzycircles :
dunno if u've seen/heard this yet... http://benicetobears.com/music/
from normaltoilet :
sniff sniff...since when do you lock us out of your fabulous entries?
from luxlust :
why have you locked up? I am sad now, can i come in and play?
from lisarookie :
Mean people are mean mainly because they ARE stupid, so I LOVE these type of comments. I pray I get them so I can prove my smarterness. Stupid people are the reason I live. And to comment on someone's friends appearance is the most idiotic thing. I believe EVERY woman should have at least one ugly friend. I have one that I go to the club so I can stand next to her and the men flock, because NO MATTER how beautiful a woman is if they stand around other beautiful women they look average. If you stand next to an ugly girl you look like a SUPERMODEL!!!
from lisarookie :
Am I retarded or do you not have a comment section. Lookie here neighbor, you need to rectify that situation STAT! Okay, I can't tell you what do do (although if I had a superpower telling people what to do would be it) so really it is only my opinion.
from bigpimpinmba :
You need to get an XM radio. You don't have to deal with the crap of "terrestial" radio. They actually play music you want to hear (and it's not spanish music when you want alternative) They have three stations dedicated to Alternative, one for punk and others for classic rock/ really heavy metal, etc. I can't go back to regular radio now.
from elysium1982 :
petition signed, sealed, and delivered ;)
from ska-t :
'HFS was one of the reasons i left my provincial (hick) hometown for the city lights... that's when most of the people you now hear on RNR were DJs there. agreed: it's one thing to suck, another to disappear without a trace. anyway, your writing is a riot and smart at the same time. good on you, lass.
from luxlust :
The link would not let me get to the petition. I would if i could, let me know what to do. That's bullshit! There are few things that make the crappieness of any given work day go by a bit less painfully, and appropriate music is one of those things!
from gumphood :
do you like comments? Just wondering. Anyway, great story. I loved it. Almost makes me want to go to a gay strip club.
from luvabeans :
kristin, i'm a new reader and a new beermate (hollah, or holler, or haul'er, or whatever,) (ha ... i actually kind of like "haul'er,") and i just wanted to let you know i really like your diary. the r&b song cracked me the hell up.
from mugwhump :
Oh Kristin - you make me split a gut. You never fail to aid me into the decent of insanity, and I gleefully go laughing. Today's 'rants' were wonderful, and a special thank you for directing us to McSweeny's. I never thought potty training could be so funny. :-) LJ
from plopphizz :
You went all blackie-whitey on your tempy platey (brace yourself, I am going to talk like this for five more paragraphs). When did that happen? I can't stand Sandra Lee, nor can my wife. In fact, I am completely unclear why she has her own show. She is a woman who has dedicated herself to a career that requires taste and creativity, yet she possesses neither. -- P.P.
from dietpeppers2 :
Your taste buds are so numb; you could drink your lava lamp. Your Thermos is on wheels. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug. You take your morning coffee with you in the shower. From a list of "You know you're addicted to Coffee when.." :-d
from digitalsoap :
Have a great NYE, and insert more generic holiday greetings here. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. But if you do, name it after me. ;)
from mugwhump :
Love the henna job, and stop picking on your poor toes. They're gorgeous! And that picture of your brother - he looks like Ben Stiller. LOL Don't go too crazy on New Years Eve - we need our Kristintracy fix for 2005! - LJ
from tater-fay :
Hey there..I'm also currently reading "The Time Travellers Wife"....it's truly amazing, isn't it? I read it for 4 hours straight in the library yesterday (I'm almost done) and I felt like I was in a trance..it fucks with my a head a little, for some reason!
from fairy-dust89 :
Hey you don't know me and I don't know you but do you live in Rome? I used to live there but then I moved. NOw I live in Mississippi! Anyways, I somehow stumbled upon someone's diary that said they lived in Rome and I got your diary from their profile. Well my point is, I wanted to read a diary of someone that I knew or was friends with. I knew Gillian Evans and Hannah Chupp..do they have a diary? Im in tenth grade...But if u can point me in the direction of some soph's diary. YOu can write back a note in my diary. it is locked bu tthe password is Username: dustin password: megan. Ok bye! merry day after xmas!please w/b!
from mommylap :
You forgot "international burlesque star"- because you were BORN to do it girl. PS- Not only do I love watching Joan Rivers segments on QVC, I love her jewelry. I look at it agog, because really- who else pays any attention to the reproduction of classic enamel? Just Joan. I'll admit I haven't ever actually ordered any of it, but largely because I know that if I started calling in to QVC it would be akin to doing lines. I'd be snorting Joan Rivers Classics..so sad.
from digitalsoap :
Jesus is always ready to par-tay. "For my next miracle, I'm gonna turn water into FUNK!". You just try and stop him.
from luxlust :
im assuming that you were drunk when you wrote this last one. It all makes sinse now, i have a few of those. ~lux
from lisarookie :
My biggest gripe is women that won't suck cock after they had it in them. I am sorry but if you are so stinky you won't even taste yourself, you are WRONG! especially if you expect them to kiss you after you just had his cum in your mouth. And guys think it is the BEST ;) So I think that should be our RULE #1. (I am getting mighty graphic so early in the morning)
from lisarookie :
I think we should get together and start a support group for women who need help giving head. I feel sorry for them. You with me?
from lisarookie :
I love you too Kristin. You made me snort laugh. Snort laughing is da bomb. It really clears your sinus'(da bomb = the closest I get to talking like I am from the ghetto) I forgot that I added you D.) because you live near me! You're welcome for the non-gaging advice. It works 99.9% of the time unless the guy is a monster cock. Then it works 98% of the time.
from mugwhump :
That "Easy Choice" diagram is too funny. I've got to send it to my husband! :-) thanks for sharing.
from raven72d :
Nyquil hangovers are bad...
from omnipre5ence :
I think I met a girl online once that had a picture of her gazing sadly into the camera. What I remember most was the position of her legs -- the exact position that the picture in your layout is. Odd, huh?
from omnipre5ence :
Hmmm, hmm. That picture at the top of your diary [the one showing legs only] reminds me of something I can't put my finger on.
from raven72d :
Great sense of humor. Good legs, too.
from hamiltonian :
I love the pics... youve got a good sense of style.
from gumphood :
yeah, you seem as harmless as a bear trap. Just grab the sandwhich gump, they told me, you'll be okay. Meh...it was a good way to lose about 40 pounds.
from reviewgump :
I just read an entry about the guy online who was trying to hit on you. I am not hitting on you. I don't have a penis. I cut it off, to make sure people knew I wasn't hitting on them. They got the point.
from reviewgump :
Okay. Normal name "gumphood". I ran into your diary and a few people keep telling me that we would get along. What do you think about that? I simply don't know what to think.
from thewayirock :
That is by far the funniest bush story I have ever heard in my life. And I've heard a lot. Well, not really. But ya know, what's still hilarious. It was the ringworm thing that got me...
from abacinate :
I honestly cannot remember the last time I read anything that funny. You're a wondifulous writer and...keep writing dammit.
from monkey-king :
Hi, clicked over from your banner, and thought it was great. Also pleased to see that somebody else is fond of calling bad coffee "dirt." See you in court.
from doc-sarvis :
There is nothing better than a scissor trimmed bush. Makes finding stuff a lot easier.
from mugwhump :
Kristin - you are too funny. Not only can you tell a great 'bush' story, but you do with balls!! The delight of popping into your site each new read is that i never quite know what to expect. I loved it! And not in a 'stalker' kinda way.
from mommylap :
First of all HELLMANS. I couldn't be a more ardent supporter of your anti-Miracle Whip stance. What's the MIRACLE? I bet it's that it was made without any eggs or something. Secondly,When I was 18 and my boyfriend worked at Arby's (he was really a drummer in a band, before he learned that real musicians just slack) he used to steal me bottle of horsey and Arby's sauce. It made me feel so loved. So the Q&A serves to unite us even more fully than before.
from peytonsplace :
Yay for answering my question first! I totally respect your answer and think it was very well thought out and mature. I was never one to plan my wedding as a child or see it as the absolute best day of my life, but I just always assumed I would be married with kids by a certain age. Funny the ideas we have. I also think it is absolutely fucking nuts to spend tens of thousands of dollars on one freaking day. Yes, it is important and a special occassion, but hello, spending more money does not necessarily lead to a happier marriage, but rather a very pitiful bank account. Well done Kristin, I applaud you! hee
from drbigbeef :
Regarding Q&A part I, specifically underwear: First, I think "rock out with my cock out" refers more to PDP (Public Displays of Penis) than it does to going commando/freeballing. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. As to the danger of not wearing underwear, its not more dangerous than wearing boxers, with the exception of a "pants with zipper" scenario (although not so much in a "franks and beans" sense, as a friction sense, especially if you are getting your groove on and someone is shaking their moneymaker against your pelvic region. Not that I would know anything about that. Ahem. For the record, I am a boxers guy. I think boxer briefs look weird on tall guys.
from normaltoilet :
love the pics! Your entries crack me up without fail... but i'm still trying to come up with a question worthy of your blog :)
from peytonsplace :
Can I just say that after reading Eric's entry and seeing the family photo, that your parents have to be some of the coolest on the planet. Here's my Q&A . . . I think it's somewhat strange that with parents that have been married that long and seem to have a great relationship that you are so anti-marriage. Please expound. (And before Friday as that is when I go on maternity leave! Can I get an AIRHORN!!)
from kelsi :
You're like totally popular, thank you for the link, like, a lot of people clicked on it. I'm sorry, I can't help writing like a moron sometimes.
from sarkasmo :
Thank you, fellow Krist*n! My family was mocked once for eating canned cranberry sauce. Well, mocked even more for not wanting to disturb the can shape of it. We think the ridges look classy, what can I say?
from peytonsplace :
You know what's even cooler about a 3 day work week? It means I only have seven working days till I go on maternity leave as oppossed to nine and then it's 12 weeks off baby! *AIRHORN* Of course, I'll be taking care of an infant and recouperating from pushing said infant out of my VAGINA, but still 12 weeks off!!
from kelsi :
Thank you, well, I visited your diary and it made ME laugh, so... it's just a laughing circle or something.
from peytonsplace :
I say, "I know, right." too. So much, in fact, that I have my mom saying it too and she lives 700 miles away.
from drbigbeef :
"IF THIS GONNA BE THAT KINDA PARTY IMMA STICK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOES" High comedy. Do you happen to know if that is just random recording or if the B-boys sampled that from somewhere?
from peytonsplace :
I sent them again. Now that I read them, they were pretty non-thrilling. So what's this g-mail all about?
from peytonsplace :
You know Missy, I sent you e-mails during your Non-note period, and I didn't receive ne'er one in return, so if you think I'm going to fill your note box with funny little quips, well, you are sadly mistaken my friend! :p
from plopphizz :
Hey lady, miss me??? Knew you did. Brain dumping Food network on you now. Do you think Ina Gartner's Jeffrey is cheating on her? He's never around. You ever noticed the large numbers of gay men around her? Is she a fag hag? Which iron chef would you sleep with? Was Rachel Ray a total nerd in high school or a cool person that turned dorky? That's all, Phizz kizzes to ya, --P.P.
from kristinhank :
from one kristin to another.. nice site. i really like a lot of your links!
from heelandlass :
hey lady! I have just been listening to a tune that I know will make you literally fall over - I don't know how easy it will be for you to find, but if you can be bothered seeking it out - please do, even just for a little listen: Mylo - Destoy Rock & Roll. I don't know you very well, but I know you like your tunes and this, my friend - is a tune! xxx
from mommylap :
"lusting the box on" might have to officially become a new way to say "turning the radio on". That's my favorite to come out of these madlaps...thanks for playing as always.
from westyrex :
And I also have driven off with a hose still in my tank. (This is not a gay reference). Luckily, it simply flew out and hit the pavement. No one and nothing were harmed. Was harmed? No one was harmed. Nothing was harmed. No one and nothing "were" harmed? God, sometimes I go blank. Also, go to my diary and fill in the Mad Lib. I bet you'll make it funny.
from westyrex :
Dear Flapjack, (sometimes I make up nicknames for people that don't have anything to do with who the recipient of said nickname is). On your advice, I ate at the sushi restaurant that isn't Joss in your little town. Had the dragon roll, a conch salad, the christmas roll, and some baby tako. (Mmm, baby octopi). It was, as you had promised, quite awesome. As far as I know, I have a job working on Main St., but it's not written in stone yet. I'm crossing my fingers, and I have a gun to my head in case it doesn't work out. Thanks for the recommendation. I also had a Hardcore cider at some bar/restaurant on the corner. That's my story of visiting your burg. I used to live there, on Spa Rd. Now? I don't.
from pattymelt :
see. i get that also. the "you smoke"? unless they get in my car, which smells like smoke. or my apartment. that smells like day old smoke. but ME smell like smoke? not so much. and i learned a long time ago that perfume+smoke=stinky perfume smoke. bla! thanks for the answer!
from pattymelt :
answer me this. you smoke. outside i asume. during work hours. do you think you stink when you come back inside? do you care? just wondering since there is a girl in my office bathing in rose water (or some such ekard brand stinky spray) after EACH smoke break. she is killing me!
from joecartoon :
Okay, note that I was not complaining about the randomness of your page (but I'm pretty sure you took it right). It keeps me on top of my game. It also serves to remind me that I have, in fact, no game. I'm already craving salsa... I'll have to have some very soon.
from lollygrass :
i missed it too! but not cause of a power outage, but because i'm retarded. i set it to record and there was no tape in the vcr. i need tivo.
from mentalimages :
Okay, first off, the Cure remake song is by 311. Second, this may be bad diaryland etiquette or whatever, but i love your comments page and mine is totally fucking whacked. I am html retarded. Do you have a template i could swipe?
from lollygrass :
i was wondering that same thing about jonathan wearing that shirt for like 3 days in a row. he's too vain for that, what's going on? and how come he's so mean to kimberly? jenn is fabulous, and i do think he handled brandon expertly, but how come he got mad at him for getting a client's number when jonathan used his haircutting-auditions to hook up with that blonde chick? he's batshit, and i'm addicted to the show, so sad that the last episode is this week.
from candoor :
happy sunday :)
from candora :
wow, you've grown (more words, great :)
from westyrex :
You saw the magic in P-town!! YAY! That means you're one of us. Us. It's a special club. Usually reserved for the less-hetero, but breeders are allowed in as well. I fucking worship that town. I love every single person who has ever been and loved it. More entries on P-town to come. Now, you have to go take the test that's my newest entry. OKCUPID!
from westyrex :
And I swear, if you read the Ames book, you will be happy about it. He's way more explicit than Sedaris, has experiences with men and women, talks about gross stuff, but he's fascinating, funny and a quick read. I'll try the sushi place you recommended next time I'm in your town.
from westyrex :
And hopefully "I'm closer than you think" will not seem like a stalker whispering into a phone from around the corner. It was meant more like "I'm not going to say in someone's Notes section where I live", but it's close. After having two stalkers myself, (oh, you should hear the tapes. actually i have a cd of one of them) it's something way too scary to kid about. Hence, the smokescreen. (Now shattered. Can you shatter a smokescreen?)
from westyrex :
The Connecticut thing is a total lie. Uh, a smokescreen, if you will. I'm closer than you think. Kept reading things and seeing pics in your bro's diary and saying "hey, he's in dc!" and then read more of yours and said "they're neighbors!". But don't tell anybody.
from heelandlass :
Hey lady - thank you for your musical assistance. I'm going to go and get it tonight after work I love it so much. As for 'mild mouse', I am a complete numpty when it comes to things like that - I called Damien Rice Damien Hirst and Ryan Adams Bryan Adams the other day. Dur or what?! Cheers Kristin xx
from heelandlass :
Hello. A while back you talked of a tune that reminds you of the Cure it was by a band that had mild and mouse in the title. I can't find that entry in your olders, but anyway - I heard it on the radio this morning and it knocked my socks off - can you tell me who the hell they are? I missed the name on the radio too, so I'm not doing too well. I have GOT to get that tune. Thanks for your help (in advance). Cheers x
from plopphizz :
Thanks for taking the survey. These entries need intelligent read participation to make them fun and funny. I am going to run three more surveys next week with a banner ad. Just an FYI, your 'launching a pig' question is already in the final survey.
from plopphizz :
Hay lady, thanks for the conversation. Was odd I had a really good friend like back in 93 who you remind me a lot of. And I had a dream about her last night, hadn't thought of her in years. Weird, signed funny man.
from plopphizz :
Hey lady, knowing how much you love surveys, just wanted to give you a heads up on the ultimate surveying challenge I posted on my diary: Madlib survey. You won't even know exactly what the questions will be until you finish the Madlib, check it out. -- P.P.
from sammybob24 :
I work at a bank. They totally would have noticed the difference in question, and would also have been quick to take it back. I say spend it--I mean, how often does something like that happen? (Note: If you were a member at my bank, I would not be able to offer the same advice. Oh, the comedy!)
from plopphizz :
Cool, thanks for the note and the survey answers. I hope I hold the single distinctive honor of having not one, but TWO questions that were answered with the word 'buttsex' in them -- Way to keep it REALLY real P.P.
from sunstarr :
thought i'd drop by again to see how you're doing... still lovin' your diary! keep it up! hope all is well in your world. *hugs*
from suggest :
you've been suggested as a great diary :)
from meeshapeesha :
I took the survey and i can safely say that it is quite excellent. But dammit Kristin, i still can't get to your site. Did you put some porn link on it or something? I think i have some sort of firewall blocking me from getting to your diary! :(
from plopphizz :
Hey Kristin, seriously, check out my survey, I think you will like it and i know you will kick ass on the answers :). Also, I miss you on my notes area so please drop a line. Sending that love to my white homeys -- P.P.
from raven72d :
I will definitely wave to the small ex-dinosaurs for you. They seem quite pettable.
from raven72d :
I just found your site... And it's delightful...
from meeshapeesha :
I can't access your site hun! What's up with that? It takes about 5 minutes for it to load and then tells me it's not accessible. :(
from plopphizz :
Ok, I finished my first survey -- just some random questions, no theme. Knowing how much you like surveys, I'm giving you the heads up :).
from peytonsplace :
Dude, I totally didn't mean to do that. I'm so much funnier when I'm not trying to be.
from plopphizz :
Heyas, I didn't realize you liked the disappointed smiley that much, it rocks. I don't know if you saw these entries yet but I think you might like them: http://plopphizz.diaryland.com/040430_95.html and http://plopphizz.diaryland.com/040514_54.html, the emoti-tooms section.
from jimmysworld :
I was going to say something awful like, I made out with your sister's girlfriend, but I got caught up in a Frank Sinatra song, and so now all I can think of is men's garters.
from invisibledon :
thanks - have an excellent friday too and a super weekend as well :) I'm going to be drinking
from weymouth66 :
Great new layout! I also love the Olympics. xx
from invisibledon :
happy thursday
from plopphizz :
Ok, you inspired me to finally finish my new graphics and layout, so please drop by and let me know what you think, or lie, whatever you think is best. I like the second picture -- you've got that She-Hulk look. Green skin is in this Spring.
from razor-vixen :
Hey there! Just wanted to let you know I found your diary from a link from PorkTornado, and I just can't...stop...reading! I will be back!
from plopphizz :
Hey there. I took your survey today. What happens when I do that, you get a message or something? (You should start charging me a Diaryland support consulting fee) I keep thinking there are a lot of places to write messages here but very few ways to let people know when they are written. I hate to think of my words out in the world all alone. They are far too immature to exist without adult supervision.
from plopphizz :
Yeah, that interpretation sounds about right. Plus there was that reference to men normally playing the ugly step sister and how you looked like a drag queen that probably had an influence, too. Also, the dedication to the art of ballet, which looks like the most painful thing ever -- your foot looks like it's about to snap in half in that one picture with shirtless guy. Yeouch.
from plopphizz :
(3) Someday, I promise I will learn to spell your name correctly, too :).
from plopphizz :
(1) Regarding written laughter, I use the LOL currency, whereas you use the HAHA currency. What's the exchange rate? How many LOLs to a HAHA? (2) I had a dream last night that I was with my family at a Russian Ballet and the plot was about a man whose wife gets a sex change. Then someone in the audience said it was you playing the sex-changed wife, and I was like "no way" because it was two burley, hairy russian guys playing the parts. Except as soon as they said that, one of the russian guys transformed into you with a really bad spirit-gummed beard on your face. Then someone else said "Yeah, I hear Kristen actually *got* the sex change for the part in this ballet," and I remember thinking "Wow! She is really dedicated to her art." Then I ended up at a high school Physics final that I had not studied for all year. Whadda ya think that all means?
from heelandlass :
Hi! Thanks for leaving a note with me. I was starting to think not much would come of this, but you've spurred me on to make new pals. It's really cute that you take the time to leave notes with people when you're so busy having nightmares at Giant, fuming at crazy a-hole drivers and partying with the chicas. Have a good night out - hope the bustier stays where it's supposed to! xxx
from pezley :
Thank you, kristintracy, for the sweet note :) Your diary is so much fun to read! I loved the one where you wrote about the fish using its little fins to walk on land and going "eh eh eh"... that cracked me up.
from mugwhump :
You loook marvelous in that skirt Dahling! Tre Chic! Splendid pictures of birthday bash. Thanks for sharing.
from mugwhump :
Happy Birthday - I was begging for people to tell me it was they're birthday earlier this week. You could have received a handsome homemade card. Have an excellent one none-the-less!!!! Cheers - LJ
from peytonsplace :
Oh good, I'm glad you got it. I was just scared I had sent it to the wrong place. ha ha I thought you would like it. :)
from satellitebob :
oh yeah, and happy birthday.
from satellitebob :
I'm a little sceered of kickin her though, might get my foot stuck. wait for it... oh snap. hungry. could use a stiff drink about now. this thinking about getting my fot stuck in oprahs junk is making me drink.
from peytonsplace :
http://peytonsplace.diaryland.com/private/ Username is private, password is folder. Original, no? (Hey, did you get my card?)
from elysium1982 :
happy happy birthday!
from plopphizz :
And now your comment on "Muppet Pondering" just brought up two more questions. (1) I've always wondered if Beaker is actually shaped like a beaker (his head/neck certainly looks like the top of a beaker), but I've never actually seen a full body shot of him. Have you? and (2) Buckwild Muppets are truly a sight to behold. So are full body shots because the freakishly large bodies are perched on those skinny legs. Why are their bodies so big, does it have to do with the puppeteering?
from plopphizz :
I see html tags don't work on messages.
from plopphizz :
<p>See, I should have kept my mouth shut about the cropping and crop circle pun. It would have been more impressive.</p> <p>I do the same thing at pool when I'm shooting at a ball in front of me and my shot is so terrible, that I end up sinking two balls at the opposite end of the table.</p> <p>If I could just look cool, like I meant to do it, instead of giggling hysterically and clapping my hands, I'd be set</p> <p>Question on your survey. Is a Muppet any creature by Jim Henson, or only those that have been on the Muppet Show?</p> <p>Check out my latest entry, this conundrum provided a day's worth of material for me.</p>
from satellitebob :
This is me picking up my head and giving a thumbs up to The Fucker.
from satellitebob :
I REALLY shouldn't be here. I read that quote, and I says "huh?", hit my diary button, and yeah i wrote that. See, I shouldn't be here.
from plopphizz :
Man, there are a lot of ways to communicate to people on this site. I am still finding my way around, I only started late last week. I just realized I used the word 'crop' twice in the same comment, completely unintentionally. It probably looked like I was making a clever pun, but it was all an illusion. I sometimes write two similiar things like that right next to each other and don't even notice. It's like I have no short-term memory, or like I have no short-term memory. Thanks for writing me my first message. I hadn't even gotten my friends and family to do that for me yet :). Cya - P.P.
from satellitebob :
whoa, "Czech Please". There is a place down 35 called West, TX. There is a huge Czech population there, if I knew those folk were so into the sex I would have stopped in at the "Czech Stop" more often. They sell buns there. Czech buns.
from damasu :
There, there... don't be so hard on yourself. 99% of the people that read my diary have no clue what it means, and none of them ask, so I don't tell. One guy thought I was condemning a university (ASU) he went to in Arizona to hell, but we won't go into that. Some people are just too drunk to deal with sometimes. Anywho, back to the ironic thing... I started out being very secretive about it because it's Japanese meaning is "to deceive," but I have since gone lax with my old age. So yeah, it does appear that we have quite a bit in common. For instance, one of my favourite movies of all time is Office Space, without a doubt. I just didn't have enough room to add it. =\ You also have Pablo and Smartypants in your favourites, as do I. Coincidence? I think not. I think we were meant to be together... however, it's a shame you're only just realising that I'm a guy. I mean, what things have I said that made you think otherwise? Do I need less lipstick-prints and things on my layout, or what? =P OH! Before I forget, I noticed you added me to your MSN Messenger list when I woke up this morning, but I was puzzled as to how you found that address. Anywho, later babe.
from damasu :
No problem on the buddifying thingie. Besides, how could I resist that luscious body of yours? I rest my case. Anywho, yeah... my best friend for the past eight years is a devout parrothead. She also enjoys the margaritas, which is just the perfect combination in her mind. Much like you, I often think of shooting myself in the face, but I somehow always resist, knowing that if I do, I might someday get to hook it up with "THE Kristin Tracy," and stare at that uber-sexy body of hers. Peace-out mah wigga.
from mugwhump :
Before I got married I was a faithful watcher of Iron Chef. It was my Friday night treat. Then . . . . marriage and a change in Cable tiers - no more Iron Chef. I'm glad to know it's still on and going strong. Watch for me too will you?
from peytonsplace :
I went on a trip and came back to a mix CD from you! Yay for perfect timing. I haven't made my way through it yet, but so far it's kicking ass and shaking ass. ha ha At the Copa . . .
from brain-dump :
ooh, i ALMOST looked at the eyeball but i sensed what was coming and avoided it. THANK GOD. i never ever ever ever ever want to see the pierced eyeball or whatever the f*** --that's just f***ed.
from peytonsplace :
A double sided spatula! ha ha ha that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Thanks. :)
from peytonsplace :
Hee, yep. I figured since you don't want kids, I'll have them for you. ha ha ha
from peytonsplace :
You're a dear. :) I can't wait to see what you put together.
from redstarhelix :
maybe remind people that people often recieve presents on such glorious occasions. and then threaten if they dont, readers will only see pictures of eric singing kokomo.
from themarassa :
So I came across your porn name thing, and I am... *drum roll*... Beeker McCulloch. Jeebus, if that name isn't meant for fetish video, I don't know what is.
from peytonsplace :
I should take a photo of myself today. I'm totally wearing a boob shirt. Kapow!
from peytonsplace :
When I am old, I shall where a mumu. With a red hat.
from peytonsplace :
That ditty would have fit perfectly amongst your discombobulated entry today, huh? ha ha ha
from satellitebob :
To get warm, just walk over to random people in the office and try to snuggle with them.
from peytonsplace :
I thought you would have a deeper voice maybe not quite as light. I think because your sarcasm comes through so heavily on the entries, it translated to me as deeper wry voice. Then again, you laughed an awful lot on the mpg, so it may be hard to tell. ha ha ha It wasn't bad, just different than I thought. :)
from satellitebob :
holy CRAP! i just clicked on your banner, giving you one of them hits. see, i was sending dooki a note, and i look up and I say that chick smoking the cigrarette looks familiar! SHIT I declare, thats the smoking ballerina! so here. and i think you're sick too, get better.
from ikss :
hey, groovy page! :)
from mommylap :
You are not updating to exert your nefarious power over me today. I know it�s true!
from redstarhelix :
should be worksafe, just an interesting little ditty.
from redstarhelix :
http://www.artvilla.com/mair/pot1.htm
from satellitebob :
and ABC is doing a story on XTC use is back on the rise. eeeeeeeeeek. ravers and porn stores. on the rise. in the pant section.
from mommylap :
Because me returning my books is almost as good as you returning yours, right? I promise that it is. I will forward a letter to the MD library on it.
from satellitebob :
give you dad a slap on the butt and an atta boy for that shirt.
from thereviewers :
I love your writing style and I can see that you enjoy reading, so I thought maybe you might be interested in participating in a diaryland book/movie club. I'm trying to find folks who want to write some stuff about books/movies that they either really enjoyed or really hated. I don't care what the book/movie is (as long as it's not pornographic content). Let me know if you are interested.
from wtf-reviews :
Hey! I'm just hear to promote our new review site. If you'd like a review just request! Thanks! :-)
from taelor :
i think tonight is going to be PRIME for movie renting... so ill rent party girl and see what i think. thanks for the suggestion!
from taelor :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh man, that made me laugh out loud. you are awesome!
from peytonsplace :
I'm so giddy I may wet my pants again. And not in the way I did in the note below. ha ha
from peytonsplace :
I'm so excited, I think I wet my pants. Woo!
from redstarhelix :
im not sure if i'm ever comfortable saying never. ha.
from mommylap :
Thanks for the compliment. Writing fueled by anxiety apparently works for me. By the way I am getting myself a comments section finally so I can be like all my cool friends...
from fuzzycircles :
I dont agree with being civil on Mondays... particualrly when there's some ranting madman sat behind me on the train to London who keeps thinking is SO GODDAM funny to address me as 'Little nurse lady ..or is it... doctor woman'....GGRRRRR Mondays can go into room 101 for like EVER....
from peytonsplace :
The internet is such a fantastic place! I'm sure you've seen this, but it's one of my faves http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
from peytonsplace :
Is she for real, or what? And those comments about the sweaters! ha ha ha That deserves a AIRHORN on its own!
from peytonsplace :
Your entry was great, but I was referring specifically to the sweater lady and y'alls conversation about her. Oh. My. God!
from satellitebob :
mmmmmm pointy shoe tutu lovin'!
from peytonsplace :
I solved the problem. I went out and blew my car horn. HAHAHAHAHA
from satellitebob :
If you wear your ballet clothes you could probably hitch a ride down. Might want to conceal a knife in your tutu, just in case things get rough and you have to do some stabbin'.
from satellitebob :
I think I am going to kick my guestbook in the teef. It doesn't tell me when someone writes in there, and you did and it didn't tell me. I checked it, because I sensed a somethingsomething and yep, it was you. yep, make out good. Makeout party, Saturday, in Dallas. Charter one of those private jets that are all the rage. There will be boys there, and they like the makeout. yum yum come get some!<----- say that with robot voice.
from elegantfreak :
20 minutes - how long it took me to decide to add you to my buddy list. The first addition in a while - it usually takes days and weeks before I get around to adding someone. I really enjoy your sense of humor. Also, glad to be making the happy with the popular too. So yeah, that's about it.
from mommylap :
no no no I can not accept a day where it sucks to be kristin. Don't forget the laparmy, we will just sick bad karma on anyone in your way. I'll call us to arms and kick Scott's ass and then beat whoever is bugging you with his bruised body. And then throw them all in the river and send anyone who might care a fish wrapped in newsprint.
from satellitebob :
"Dear Asian people, It is not okay to eat any goddamn fucking thing just because it is not poisonous. Love, Kristin" Pissin myself over here.
from candora :
This is a test. (beep) This is a test of the Emergency Valentine's Day System. (EVS) This test is to see if leaving notes around DLand will make this a wonderful day in spite of not particularly being with anyone romantically at the moment. (ummm) May the results be that all this love in my heart found some productive use. (smile) And maybe a giggle or few :)
from redstarhelix :
still working on the cloud city job. soon though.
from redstarhelix :
Ha. No, sadly, Lando is only the nickname. Lendon is the real one. it's not so bad in itself, but its just not billy dee cool.
from peytonsplace :
Bwhahaha I am loopy today! Well, no wonder I didn't get it. Stupid is as stupid does.
from velvet-heart :
I assure you m'love you didnt leave me scarred in any way. I actually wandered through your diary for a while, and amused myself. You rawk, and that's all to be said. Now I rule and if I say it so it must be, and as a mother of 4 I still rule even though Im a bit on the schitzo side .. *lol* Say hello to Kris Chrissy. Hi Kris!! *waves hand like a crazy person* I hope you have a plesant day m'dear. Cheers!
from ann-frank :
gah! I love. love. love. your hair color ...
from velvet-heart :
You my dear just saved my insomniac soul. You rock tooth and nails.
from peytonsplace :
A little note here and a little note there, here a note, there a note, every where a note note. hee Sennding you an e-mail.
from habbit :
killer
from idislikehugs :
Way to ditch some Scot-ass.
from kristintracy :
hey girl. since i know you are all "in" with unclebob, i have a question for you: did he at one time do a diary as as brad pitt? and it got taken down?
from peytonsplace :
HAHA I just read your updated profile. ha ha Cool, I'd go to prison if I could room with you.
from peytonsplace :
yeah, it's a good thing. A little funky, and way cute. I think it's the stare. hee I guess I would expect you to have a voice full of expression. Me? I'm rather monotone myself. Especially now with a head full of snot. HA
from fuzzycircles :
cool. am back in london tomorrow, going a-gigging. should be really good fun, SO can't wait... just not looking forward to the expense of having to eat there...
from fuzzycircles :
just in time... was wondering if we were getting any more on your trip to London.. I trust you had a good time ;)
from peytonsplace :
Aw, now I'm all veclempt. I think you are insanely interesting. Notes, notes, notes. I love notes.
from peytonsplace :
HA! I changed that a couple of days ago when I was bored. Thought it made me sound more interesting than I am. Did it work?
from peytonsplace :
Well,whaddaya know. Maybe he's actually shaking her like a polaroid picture.
from candora :
welcome back, enjoyed reading about your trip :)
from satellitebob :
GOOD EYE! Picture this, I was reading what I had said and I had the fingers below the keyboard, picking it up and putting it back down without thinking, kind of a nervous twitch I guess, and the thumbs were placed as follow; left by the escape key and right by the scroll lock light. and during the picking up and putting back down on the keyboard the thumb slipped. wikkid pissa!
from satellitebob :
I was reading you tour diary and I couldn't get that voice out of my head that says "move to lond move to london!" is also says dirty things, but not right now. There is a place in London called "The Texas Embassy", they serve steak and stuff. I can work there, use my texshuz draaawl and bammo, I can live in london. or I can marry rich. welcome back.
from satellitebob :
I believe you can do it. You can always buy a few bottles and have the after parties at your place. or just meet some of them brit boys and ask them to buy you dinner and stuff. And at the Tate Modern you get to see the world's tallest inflatable sculpture! My friends wouldn't let me hump it.
from fuzzycircles :
depends where you go to eat and stuff like that. I know London's kinda one of the most expensiv places in the UK! and being the poor student I am I'm glad I'm getting my trip on expenses! but yeah, I reckon �20 would see all the basics through...
from satellitebob :
20 pounds a day is possible. The pubs close early and the beer will kick you in the behind so thats not so bad on the pocketbook, and you don't tip the bartender because they actually get paid by the establishment. Are you staying in a hotel or flat? We stayed in a flat so we made a few of our meals on the little stove. you can get some cheap take out also. Find a local pub to maybe end the days at, get to know the folk there and they will tell you all about the cool places and they are usually free. Now that I think about it, I don't remember much about the whole trip... hmph. I do know my credit card suffered a big hit and I had a great time. I think you should be OK. Its a huge city, get a pass for the underground and have a great time. get some beer and head to the park, great things go down there. just people. maybe thats why I don't remember so much of it. I gots my pics though.
from fuzzycircles :
hey! enjoy London :). I'm down that way myself on friday... kinda have work stuff to do tho so no major shopping or anything :(
from beautyx3 :
Hi, you reccommended the book, "the cutting room" I was just wondering if you could tell me who the author was, thanks!
from weymouth66 :
Hi Kristin! I'd be delighted to meet you on the evening of the 19th or at any time on the 20th. Lots of love, Jess x
from invisibledon :
cool banner and love the comment on your profile
from satellitebob :
"All the anime punks are probably gonna jerk it to this picture"-kristin 2004 I am not a fan of that anime junk, but BABYDAMN!
from brain-dump :
*reading running with scissors* Ok, now you read angela's ashes, dammit!! :-)
from mr-sparkles :
Nifty site, indeed. I like your hairstyle.
from satellitebob :
I think it was because they couldn't get the rights, or didn't want to pay all the rights to the bands for the songs. Makes me wish I had my old recordings of the show. And on the genie thing, I am a male every damned time, because I use the word "the" alot. The thethethehthehtehtehtehet is man!
from satellitebob :
warning! on the b and b dvds I think there are no videos, just the cartoons and stuff. This is what my friend told me who bought the VHS version. I liked it when Beavis would just start rattling off about smart stuff, like all the bands Dave Navarro has been in.
from satellitebob :
those dumb bastards who made up the quiz didn't put it in the code. perhaps I will fix this. And I will give it to you .... NOW! http://quizilla.com/users/shanachie/quizzes/ Which%20Random%20Cult%20Movie%20Character%20are%20 you%3F/
from satellitebob :
you could probably get away with wearing a cape, seeing as how you are a "a rogue wanderer on the winding river of life, searching after your shadow self." thats a little more kick ass than some guy hanging out waiting for life to kick him in the sack.
from mommylap :
SINGULA is perfect! I am all over that moniker addition to the mommylap rep. I am actually considering making myself an entire superhero costume, just because. I would have to make one each for eep and mina too then though
from peytonsplace :
Okay, so I have to ask. Does it make you depressed, sad, etc. to think that when we die that's it? What do you think our purpose is then? (Sorry, if this is too much.) Oh, and I would totally meet like Brad Pitt, or Orlando Bloom. Except I would want to talk to Orlando, just have him put on the elven ears and get down to business. ha Or, oooooo, Angelina! WOOT WOOT!
from carrythezer0 :
your christmas ass kicking pictures...kicked ass. great diary. <3
from minkie :
you are nice to give me things. give me everything you have. i like red and green leafies most now. mommy said to say you are pretty. i dont care. just give me red and green leafies.
from mommylap :
First of all, the first picture in the "kicking Eric's ass" picture extravaganza is so my favorite. It's a trading card shot all the way. If that ain't a Merry Christmas (potential Happy Hannukah ) I don't know what is.
from thisendup :
rock, loved this entry. i am supportive of your profession as way-yell.
from mommylap :
Oh the AIRHORN so makes me happy. We can add that to our cry out the limo top. Also I agree with Eric and his excellent bar/bat mitzvah suggestion. An excuse to lift folks seated on chairs and carry them around..everyone needs that
from brain-dump :
I heart the airhorn every day and night, as you say. so, was super happy to see the HUGEASS airhorn at the end of the entry! merry xmas to meeee! oh. and youuuu!
from epeter2025 :
Girl, let's just save ourselves a whole bunch of trouble and convert to Juddism. That way we can have side by side Bat and Bar mitzvahs (sp?) In any event, it spells one thing...cash.
from mommylap :
Thank you for your application as "cool pretend auntie" to the Mina. You actually would make the ideal nanny for her. Once I am jet set dude, we can work something out. We'll be crusing in the limo hanging out the window yelling "Who wants to fart in my vagina?"
from svenhard :
everyone comes to london eventually......
from satellitebob :
Hi, I'm straight and on diaryland. NOW MAKE WITH THE HEAD... I'M AN F'N ROCK STAR OVER HERE!!
from son-shade :
You are utterly plug-fucking Blue Velvet insane. Your fingers couldn't keep up fer that entry, could they? I think you're ready for Office Fun with your host, The Setting Son. Today or tomorrow, for an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again". Work is funner when people think you're insane. Twice as much fun as that when they are FUCKING SURE of it.
from mommylap :
You are especially on today Kitten. I keep thinking I have to relish every update because of your trip interfering with my Kristin laughing fix. So I am extra appreciative. Bra or not. Merry X-men!
from satellitebob :
the sad part is about that google search is that there are no sites for the ballerina whores. sad day indeed.
from peytonsplace :
Yay for chartreuse! It's a yellowy orangey color! I learned that watching Blue's Clues. Yay for kids! WHEEEEEE
from yvette18 :
hey there, sounds like you had fun decorating the cookies. And hey, there is nothing wrong with crying sometimes. Sounds like you needed the cry to me. *hugs*
from minkie :
you petted me but you didnt give me a strawberry.
from peytonsplace :
I wanna dance! I wanna dance!
from katherinhand :
girlfren: very excited to be your podiatric soul-sister! my feet are doing a jig, matter of fact! i think you are effing great, incidentally. yay yay yay.
from satellitebob :
I threw a hamster.
from satellitebob :
that boy ain't right. I can almost hear your suthern drawll on that stuff! whaaawhoooo.
from his-holiness :
I actually nabbed the word "cunting" from the Exorcist. It's just so tasty. I feel uneasy if I can't slip it into conversation from time to time-D
from peytonsplace :
Sweet! I <3 Ballerina Kristin. Can I have one for x-mas?
from thisendup :
i loved hearing about your stay in creamery hell. how is mopping really cleaning, anyhow? it's just moving things about with a filthy bit o' yarn, right?
from peytonsplace :
I want photos of ballerina Kristin.
from peytonsplace :
HA, you left yourself a note. I do that all the time on accident. hee hee. I live in the Ft. Lauderdale area. My husband has some cousins that live in the Mary Land area.
from kristintracy :
I used to live in Sarasota, FL (for those 5 years), and now I live in Annapolis, MD. The land of Marys. The Free State, if you will.
from peytonsplace :
Yep, I live in Sunny S. FLorida, or as my mom calls it, "The Den of Iniquity" I hated it at first too, but it's growing on me. The people are just damn rude though. Where did you live?
from porktornado :
You rock only one place, and that place is "out" So rock out.
from peytonsplace :
I'll make everyone sit in a circle and hand out milk and cookies. But I'll have to beep out the bad words. ha
from peytonsplace :
I laugh out loud reading your entries too. Maybe I should read them to my coworkers. HA!
from reganesque :
did you know that if your hands are bigger than your face, than you will have cancer? *kristin puts hand in front of faces and regan smacks it* I SWEAR.
from peytonsplace :
"Elephantitus of the hand" model HA!
from peytonsplace :
Yay photos. You should be a Horror hand model. You know, like pictures of a hand in a claw shape or something. hee. Just picking, you know.
from mommylap :
I like mayo on egg sammiches too. Also Willy Wonka.
from peytonsplace :
You heard they are coming out with a Willy Wonka remake and Johnny Depp is playing Willy. Wheeee!
from kate-rock :
oh how I have missed you....I just caught up after being away....you know you don't have to be a gold member to have a cool template.....I'm not and I have one....you just need to know some html crap I had a friend hook mine up.LYLAS
from satellitebob :
I was born in the japan, but only lived there for 6 weeks, the memory isn't as good. and a porn name, humpy stumpy.
from thisendup :
you is hi-larious... also, you seem to have your own damn language. um, for cereal.
from peytonsplace :
I would pay to watch you on webcam. Like Pay per view. That would be cool and Hell-a-rious. When you say acrylic paints, I think puffy paints. ha
from mommylap :
The bare bones things is working for you. I hope that all your images are not forever lost, and maybe I can get rich enough to gift you with a gold or supa gold membership someday. Wait a minute! I bet you have lotsa fans that are in a better financial position to gift you. I bet they are lining up for the privilege. Maybe you should pimp for some of that action. Shake your rump-ah indeed.
from epeter2025 :
amputee porn stars. brilliant. although it would be my guess that someone has already beaten you to the punch there nabe. we should go on a hunt.
from thisendup :
a lingerie party business card? well, i never! here i thought that my avon lady co-worker was going out of her way when she got b-cards.
from weymouth66 :
Vanilla Diet Coke disappoints you? Try Pepsi Twist. love Jess xx
from davidso-n :
yeah, those photos with the x's are gone forever. that sucks monkeyballs, yes. buuuuut if you need somewhere to upload them or any others to you can use my website (free of charge, of course, because paying for things is EVIL). i have lots of space. tons of space. far too fucking much space for a 16 year old to have. its no problemo if youre interested. :)
from reganesque :
woman, you need to email me your real addy to me so i can send you your AMAZING new-car-cdplayer-mix cd which hasn't been made yet but will be soon but youll never know when!
from satellitebob :
ahh most wikkid... you gots to control yourself around such pictures next time!
from satellitebob :
you need to scan that card for me, research reasons.
from peytonsplace :
Eric looks like he still has his gold membership. Can't he hook a sistah up? haha
from thisendup :
sorry about your loss of gold... i'm glad that i paid for my little membership before i hit the food stamps. these are hard times, my friend. i'm sure glad you don't need the sad girl emoticon. maybe i'll borrow it?
from brain-dump :
it doesn't matter about the template, i like the word part best anyway! :-)
from stormyclaude :
dude. where are you on myspace? i was gonna "friend" you. just because i haven't done anything really gayballs yet today, except smoke menthol butts out of my friend's ashtray while wearing sweatpants because i am taking "white trash" for a test-drive.
from dalyrical1 :
woo hoo on the cd player!! i need one in my car sooooo bad :( there are plenty of temps you can get for free and a tag board and stuff without gold membership hunnie. i did it the free way for a long time!! i only got gold to put up pics!! p.s. the memos made me giggle.
from peytonsplace :
Yay for a new CD player! Even though you did not renew your SuperGold, please don't ever, ever go away. I would be super sad gil :<
from parlance :
Definitely excellent..
from peytonsplace :
What if I left in the But, but took out the enough. I'm kinda digging the but, who but, your butt! ha ha
from son-shade :
That is a perfect simile. MXC IS EXACTLY like eating a baby, a bony, Japanese baby that's been well tenderized.
from reganesque :
Hokay kristin, sup? Did you hear that Michael Jackson just checked into the hospital for food poisoning? apparently he ate a five year old wiener. Ba bump CH.
from satellitebob :
it pisses me off too. But last night there was the Peanuts one that has always been on, when Charlie buys the ugly tree, then there was something on I have never seen. It was on ABC last night, and you missed it? shame shame! Next tuesday there is some all new Snoopy thing on ABC, tune in. I think the anouncer man said it will be an hour long. and my teevee station is all news, sucktastic!
from pornoviolent :
PATHFINDERZ R 4 TEH LOVERZ!!!
from stormyclaude :
dude. i can't link it b/c this dumb library computer (the brand is SAM*TRON hah) won't let me open up another page, but anyhow if you're interested in the crotchtoral region, check out the website of DAVID BOWIE'S AREA. just google that shit. oh lord. it deserves an airhorn BROADCAST OVER A CAMP P.A.!
from son-shade :
"Crocodile tears (are)...Like a punch in the cock." THAT, is the best analogy of the week. Bravo. I got no time for that shit. One of my Super Powers is an uncany ability to read people and I can usually tell the diff. Doesn't take a fucking Guinan to do that. No, I scared the shit out of her, but you just don't creep up behind a guy like me and hit me with pointy shit. I could have really hurt her. Really, it was fer her own good, the fucking idiot.
from satellitebob :
ugly pants green like mofo!
from satellitebob :
hell-o neighbor... oh man, get it , HELL -o???? oh man. sleep!
from blaiyze :
Thankyou. So nice to hear from you again.
from blaiyze :
A....kitten.....how....purrrrfect. Actually, my night was quite....entertaining. I will be writing about it soon in my diary. I do hope yours was all you had....hoped for.
from satellitebob :
It's our differences that make our relationship so special. Like me being a boy and you a girl, see, special.
from blaiyze :
Happy Halloween!
from klytemnestra :
*laughs* Yes, I am a slave. Crazy, eh? And thank you for the thank you...had to add you because you're another person with freakishly, horrifyingly long hands and fingers, like me! **Tess**
from tom-seb-jak :
i user-names both have names in them, so yeah thought you should reconise this point... also you are cool and wiity and witty and cool and on my buddy list :)
from weymouth66 :
'Pants' is a great word, isn't it? I've always found it very useful. I'll be free on Monday 19 January if you'll have time to meet before you fly back? Love xx
from satellitebob :
but you chose rad over boss... I guess we can work out the little things.
from satellitebob :
I thought about you yesterday because this kid on the tv said "he was my best friend, every single day" the sad part is that he was talking about his friend who was run over by the bus. on the survey thing I think it is a cookie issue on my side. And my development team is working on a pocket me with a pull string and everything. off to survey yours.
from blaiyze :
Forgot to add....I see your a voyeur. *Blaiyze chuckles* Lovealways is a....remarkable woman.
from blaiyze :
Ah. Yes. The chat is down so we were conversing through our notes pages. Just as we are doing now.
from blaiyze :
Really? And may I enquire as to how you found my diary?
from blaiyze :
Your words are too kind. *Blaiyze bows and hands you a black rose* Thank you.
from insanegerbil :
holy shit your cool..or maybe i say that cuz we have alot in common.but oh fuckin well.you kick ass
from satellitebob :
thanks for giving the ballerina love to the uncle. He is sucha bad mofo.
from thecritic :
Haha nooo I'm not some manwhore now! Doing the deed isn't the only thing on my mind... ummm I think about other stuff...errr like uhh knitting! Crap! I'm a horrible liar. Anywho I think we might be twins 'cause I most definitely woke up late this morning and went through the same routine as you (except I used it as an excuse to skip class. hehe)
from satellitebob :
I will bring the fists in defense of the titties! Might even throw in a punch to the neck of those who choose to do evil to the titty.
from satellitebob :
If I join the "the princess of the you-can-totally-see-her-bra-through-every-shirt-she-wears-this-week club of bad dressers" fan club does it come with pictures? I'm wearing ugly green pants today that have a sharpie mark on them, and they are ugly, but I always wear them. they're not see through though.
from satellitebob :
I need to change it maybe to "leave note for satellitebob", that would make more sense, yup. I would like some coffee or speed right now.
from satellitebob :
That = more obvious than a naked clown masturbating in a children's cancer ward... I think that might be one of the funniest images my head has seen in a long time.
from minkie :
your blog is pretty. i will chew on it.
from weymouth66 :
I'm stunned you went all the way back to the first days of my diary! Have you read my entries for Eurovision Song Contests 2002 and 2003, in both of which I give a big up to Latvia? I really liked Marie N's winning song last year (and her dance routine!) and thought she was a great presenter this year - very pretty too. I liked F.L.Y. this year too, I was so pleased their Baltic pals in Estonia saved them from nul points!! Anyway, big up to you and Eric, and best wishes in your quest to become King and Queen of Antarctica. Much love xx
from weymouth66 :
Thanks so much for the postcard - that was lovely. I had no idea Jamie Oliver was famous on your side of the pond! love xx
from blindsided32 :
I know, doesn't get much better than that, eh?
from weymouth66 :
I really like your piece of prose. You abruptly say "So I left him" without having hinted previously that the situation you felt trapped in was a relationship - up to then I'd say most people will think you're talking about something like being back in the parental home after graduating from college. The shock to the reader is quite effective. Good luck! love and hugs xx
from blindsided32 :
my porn star name is Strawberry 69! It is crazy that I saw that me and my friends were just talking about that like five minutes ago.
from weymouth66 :
James are just brilliant. I saw them live in Brixton in '91 - still have the T-shirt I bought that night, though it's getting a bit worn out now!!
from chikmagnet :
your banner is too funny.
from stormyclaude :
i just got in trouble 'cos i was reading your memothon and giggling and then i sprayed a mouthful of diet coke on my computer just as my boss walked in, and i had to make some quick excuse while opening up this fake Excel document i keep handy for camouflaging my slacking. so thanks a lot.
from mommylap :
NO WAY!!I just was watching the beginning to Saturday Night Fever the other night! Besides the boss of sexy walking girl, I never noticed before that Tony orders himself 2 slices of pizza, right? He proceeds to eat them similtaneously on top of the other!! I was in awe. Total awe! You've diverted my attention once more successfully!
from dani-lou :
Found you through Mommylap. You're great! I think you're hysterical! Hugs, Dani.
from mommylap :
Cupcake,cupcake,cupcake. I started a cupcake diaryring because of that wonderful silly entry. It's on your behalf. Please join and invite any friends that you want to be the cupcake boss of!
from weymouth66 :
Thanks for your note! Joey 'The Lips' Fagan - what a great character, his verbal sparring with Jimmy was brilliant. Anyway this is just to say I absolutely love your diary - especially the shreddies entry, you sexy babe! - and to send you some love. Bye for now, Jess xx
from dust-settle :
now introducing...miss sophie adlai. has a nice ring to it huh?
from mommylap :
My porn name is Tippy Columbus. It works for me. Clicked on your banner, and I must give you some love now. You're very flip and that's something I dig.
from euphoria21 :
I'm addicted to the "I love the 80's", and now I can't get enough of the "I love the 70's". They're a riot. ~Vy
from seraphin :
my porn name is smudge pound lane, that has to be the unsexiest name i've ever heard of. my secret identity is barbie montrose and people say that sounds like a porn name, so i think i'll stick with that.
from grimm0826 :
Hee hee...my porn name is Rodney Rook! Interesting diary you got here...Hope you don't mind, I'm adding you as a favorite. Be seeing you!
from sillieshamma :
I linked to your diary, and thought you'd like to know my porn name is Molly Cleveland. I thought that was a pretty good one...
from thecritic :
Aww thanks I don't think anyone necessarily complained about the layout just my reviewers have said it was boring. But I don't care what they think hehe. I think it's clean and simple just like me. Anyways glad you love me lets have babies yaddayaddayadda hehe Thanks for stopping by and I'll send those jerks who hate the look of my diary your way.
from catsmeow1224 :
I just have a question.. You said in one of your entries that you belong to Navy Federal Credit Union. *I actually believe you were cursing them* Are you in the military? There is absolutely nothing in your diary that leads me to believe you are, but I'm just curious. My husband is a Marine, and I always thought you had to be in the military or a spouse to get into Navy Fed.
from kate-rock :
I think I love you! I mena that in a very non want to sex you up way....i clicked your porn oscar banner and now i cannot stop reading you! I laughed so hard about your office ninja.....I'm form Maryland too and you remind me alot of me and my sister....you are great!
from banefulvenus :
:)
from yvette18 :
yay Im all caught up with your diary. It is a hoot, I reallylove the entry about you loving bacon. Anyone, who would put bacon in the microwave should be shot. *Just Kidding* I'm going to start reading your bro's diary too. You guys seem hilarious.
from duckykong :
Hi!! Thanks for the note. :) Yes spongebob is the greatest!! We watch him on a daily basis.
from myhorizons :
:)
from stumblebee :
Oh, the reason I was asking is because that's my last name, and there aren't too many of us out there. Just curious! Oh well!
from scarydoll :
Hahaha. Chuck Taylor's... you're not the only one.
from stumblebee :
Your username caught my eye. Is Tracy your last name or a middle name?
from dalyrical1 :
hey lil ballerina girl! thanks for stopping by and tagging my map and leaving a note...i hope you stop by again soon.... i know i'll be over here faithfully!! ;D
from kristintracy :
scooter? ah! what are you talking about?
from angry-chan :
Can I go scoot on the scooter?

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