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Strange enough, I'm not from around here. My rooomate is Canadian. He only have his weekly Monday routine of Poutine and Beer. I don't drink, (Well, I can't possibly drink cuz I can't take it, not for religious reasons though) but I am sure wings and beer go together well. (provided that they are good wings)

from procrasto :

Hon, it's Tuesday - of course it's beer and wings. All Canadians who read this will understand! I am Tuesday...

from gumphood :

Dude. Its strange because we are the first generation to really be raised without strict relgious beleifs. It was so important before. I wonder what will happen!>! Also I tried to leave a comment again and it says you aren't allowed to leave them. You being me.

from procrasto :

Yo. But did you denounce the Prince of Darkness?

from bootkiller :

Cultural thing. My dad's from Colombia, and he used to drink this stuff after doing yardwork. In Colombia it's called "refajo", in Spain it's "rubio de verano", in England it's called "shandy". Use ginger beer and it's "shandygaffe". Anyway, de gustibus non disputandum. (Can't stand PBR.)

from gumphood :

Dude I love that idea for the prom and I am totally digging on that dirty pose. I love it. Where did you get that anyway. Also I couldn't leave you a comment....Gump is sad.

from bootkiller :

Yes, Bud is nasty. Cut it half-and half with lemon lime soda and it's not so bad. St. Louis produces better alcoholic beverages. (Homer voice on) Schlafly's Oatmeal Stout...ohhhohohohohoh... (Homer voice off) Should you ever come down here, give me some advance warning and I'll give you the inside scoop on all the good food and booze to be had around here. :-)

from bootkiller :

geez, I'd go for the Bud! (And it's not just regionalism talking here; Corona is nastier than Bud.) Then again, AB owns a large hunk of Corona, so it's really the same thing... okay, skip the beer, how's the wine? In boxes? Never mind, then.

from procrasto :

yay! Oh - and doesn't anyone know that this notes page is actually dedicated to MY notes... I mean really!

from bootkiller :

Corona???? Yeccch! Barley-flavored bilgewater with just a hint of unidentifiable chemicals! No wonder you were hurtin'! If you're gonna drink Mexican beer, drink Negra Modelo or Carta Blanca (heck, anything by Cervecerias Cuauhtemoc is good.) Seriously, any brewery that hands out the free beer BEFROE the tour is worthy of support.

from procrasto :

Oh Hamsta. Oh Hamsta...I wrote the same letter of complaint to self too! Man - we should go get trashed together. It would be FAR too funny...*hic*

from leonmcphelps :

Why thank you. I'm afraid flattery will get you everywhere.

from orlandoninja :

I just went and read all your entries. I wish I had something to do.

from procrasto :

...and thanks for the vote of confidence! Eeeee... feels all warm and gushy...

from procrasto :

pink heart shape PJ's? Rrrrowl. Preffered to the badass Biker that you proclaim to be...

from procrasto :

you laid a big wet one on me? I am all blushy and gooey...*slaps self*

from procrasto :

I have realised, that with exception of one small entry, I have left you 13 consecutive notes. Except I haven't. But you know what I mean. Right? Anyway. Work is overrated.

from procrasto :

Mine go in the fridge. To keep the Mayo company.

from procrasto :

Dammit - I got all the way through the process of purchasing one, then I realised I'd left my wallet at home. It's a freakin' sign. Land Lubber.

from procrasto :

Oh....and I MUST have a "Prepare to be boarded" ball shirt - or a "saucy Wench" T shirt. They are fantastic!

from procrasto :

Hamsta. You have a deal. I shertainly have the acshent to get away with the shean Connorrrrrry acshent. Aye lassie.

from procrasto :

"You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants." Damn - I thought that was MY job!

from sanchezcafe :

you go hamster!

from procrasto :

Wierd. I think you invoked with the who Friendster thing. Seconds after I read your blog, I got an email asking me to join too...

from procrasto :

It's about a little DL lovin'. That's all. Take it for that!

from procrasto :

You had me worried there for a second. Like the alcoholism was wearing off or something. Welcome back, hon. Welcome back.

from procrasto :

Dude. I have seen you women at work. Well not YOU women. You are a force to be reckoned with. I scared.

from procrasto :

I say take the last offer. Maybe the beads are too much...but whatever. Drops in an ocean I say....

from procrasto :

Conceded. That is a fine cleavage shot. Mental note to self. Take more notice of links called "boobies". Actually I am creeping myself out. Peace Hamsta! Actually - I just realised that you could have used Beaver instead of Hamsta as it would have fit with DLands naming conventions. Hmmmm. How comfortable would I have been saying peace out, Beaver? Not so sure...something to consider...OK...enough stalking for one week!

from procrasto :

um...well...yeah. But I am the apathetic procrasto...so I can't be arsed to go find. Even if they are boobs. oh. My life sucks. I cry now.

from procrasto :

Unposted boob shots? How disappointing.

from whovillian :

I love the journal lay out...oh yeah the writing in it is brilliant as well....:-)

from bootkiller :

Hey, she's got crawling down, to the great chagrin of the cats. Skankin' to the beat's gotta come soon!

from mangofarmer :

Of course you can go. The more the merrier! :)

from procrasto :

I say stack up on "cultured" mags such as FHM, Stuff, and Chatelaine and drink with the scots. It's what trains were invented for.

from procrasto :

What can I say - I give and I give... Now sign my guestmap! And your end of the bargain was to rid Canada of snakes. I don't ask for much.

from sleepyzoe :

thanks for joining tattooed betties! \m/

from procrasto :

Oh god - what is with the break up beer/liquor insanity? I so know what you mean. No matter what people say - it REALLY DOES help!

from mangofarmer :

Oh dearest Hamster, it rocked. Oh yes. It did. Johnny Depp owned that movie, eyeliner and all. Arrrrrrr.

from sanchezcafe :

Sumo is a good show but do ya know what channel and time its on cause i don't know! Seeya cooking a bunny...um..burger!

from procrasto :

I suggest you expand on your knowledge of Hamsta testicular obesity. Or have you covered it already?

from gumphood :

Oh wow. How soon we forget our own advice. I am glad you selected that one. I have wondered about it for days now. I was like, huh? How does that relate to me. Looks German....

from gumphood :

Did I ask what my quote meant. Cuase I meant to ask. I meant to ask what it asked to meant.

from gumphood :

This is what I like. Notes as well. I also like my quote. Am I that bad at spelling, or is that in a another language.

from procrasto :

..and Paul from Montr�al. Paul likes to stand on his head in busy shopping malls and shout obsenities at the ghetto groups, while juggling peanuts with his feet.

from freakingtest :

Now IIIII want a hhhaammmpppsttteerrrrr...!! Really though, love the layout...love the weird hampster fascination you just passed off to me...i just love everything today huh? ha

from procrasto :

...Hamsta...that's coz all the freakin' storms are booming and kerblamming over my apartment. Directly. And it scares me. Keeps the f**kin' snakes away though....hey - I once had a hamster. He was called Calvin. Thought you should know. But he died when his testicles grew abnormally large.

from gumphood :

Dude I hit send WAY to quick. I love the little hampster. Thats pretty wild. Oh god. I leave the worst notes

from gumphood :

from m0nique :

Hello . Have clicked on your banner a few times when it pops up . Just wanted to say your writeing always cracks me up . In a good way . :)

from missused :

Love the hamster banner. Too cute

from procrasto :

Now now...stuffed Spinach Pizza is just so wrong on so many levels.

from greenpickup4 :

I love your diary name. I actually own one of those signing/dancing kung fun hamsters. lmao.

from fakingcool :

I hope you take in mind that as I'm writing this note I'm using more enthusiasm than I have in weeks because I saw your banner and about started running into walls I was so excited because you know the wonders of the Kung Fu hamster and I love you for that because I have MY Kung Fu Hamster sitting on this monitor at this very moment. I had coveted it for almost a year before my kick ass friend finally got it for me. Unfortunately he is running low on batteries and his song gets all slurred at times like uncle morton after a few drinks at christmas time

from mutster101 :

After seeing your banner and the decked out hamsta on it, I felt it would be rude not to stop by. Kudos to you...

from dani-lou :

Why must mom's be so difficult? I swear I hope I don't do that to my daughter. Best wishes, Dani.

from procrasto :

If the pushup is anything close to Jessica Rabbit then you are onto a winner. That is all.

from procrasto :

Simply swooshed by - couldn't resist hearing what a Kungfu Hamsta had to say. Love it...that is all for now!

from invisibledon :

I've only seen it twice maybe three times -opens in a bar the bartender is alone and then in walks a little person, followed by a priest a rabbi, a minister, a guy with a duck on his head, a blond, brunette and a redhead, a few lawyers, a horse, a duck. There really aren't a lot of words to it but at one point the blond is trying to open the wrong end of the beer bottle saying "I don't get it" so basically its just like the joke you told me in your note. - kind of funny - so did you have another diary in the past?

from invisibledon :

thanks for adding me to your fave list - funny joke to have you seen the new heinekein commercial?

from invisibledon :

thanks for doing my oddsandends survey - you know you wanna tell me a joke

from swimmmer72 :

YES, DIRTY LAUNDRY, UP AND RUNNING. :)

from swimmmer72 :

i stopped by for a visit and read a few of your entries. very entertaining, you have a great sense of humor. :)

from mystyapryl :

i luv yer surveys...and i luv hamsters....mine is named shemui and he's a real sweetie!! take care,

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