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Hey. I'm Panaman (also known as Nebur). Cool site. Thanks for checking me out. I missed the mouth orgasm post but I have had Eargasms before. You know, when you have a cold and the ear, for a split second, feels painfully pleasurable? Well I've said enough. Or maybe too much.
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YAY FOR MOUTH ORGASMS!! Whatever the fuck they are, I'm all for 'em. Great, fun entry Loca. I loved the pointed annotations. And hip hip for the Gold Membership - you look stunning in virtual bling. Well done all the way around, babe!
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Haha thanks. I'm giving you the reward for longest note ever received. That was awesome and thanks for clarifying. I think there is a substantial spanish population in the area but I was more surprised that they were able to buy out whfs which is a pretty popular station as far as I know but if they are a big congolomerate like you said then I guess they got the big bucks and can do that sort of thing. I'll be sure to come to you for all my latin bitch needs from now on haha
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Well THAT was fast! What are you doing up this early? Did you finally manage to start a social life?? I'd be more than happy to impart a creamy cream filling recipe for you - can I e-mail it to ya? I don't wanna bore others by sticking it in a diary entry...unless you beg for it. Also, just gimma a bit of a clue what sort of cream filling you like. There are several types, from just flavored whipped creams, to pastry creams, to canolli fillings, to looser Creme Anglaise styles. I know 'em all!
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So you've come crawling back, have you? After all we had together you expect open arms and nonjudgemental words, now that you've tired of your dalliance and decided that "2nd Best" is good enough? Fine, Prodigal Poster, I'm a big enough (well, figuratively) man that I will not turn you out. Kill the fatted calf and let's toast your return! (Sorry it didn't work out at LJ...I have a journal there also, and I notice a decidedly chillier reception there every time I post than here at good ol' D-Land.)
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Just want to wish you a very Happy New Year. May 2005 be your best year ever!
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Hi Loca! I know you don't bother with this place much anymore (or maybe you really DID escape to Canada!) but I wanted to wish you a Very Merry Christmas! All the best to you, babe...Tom :)
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Be of good spirits, Loca. The current soul-crushing government may indeed be evil, but there are still good people left. Hopefully we can affect change. (Love the Old Lady Plum Poem, btw!) :)
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They're not even real trees. They're like skinny bush things. I don't even know what they are but there's a dozen of them lining the side of my house. I might pull a Joan Crawford one day and go out there with an axe and some hedge trimmers.
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YOu poor deluded Loca, you. ANYONE can make pastry cream, and puffy things to stuff them in - even you! No shit babe, the cream is just 4 things thrown in a pot and stirred til thick. The puffs are just as easy - boil water and butter, dump in flour (and some sugar) and stir til it gets all dry. Then beat in a bunch of eggs. Just fill a baking sheet with spoonfulls of that goop, and in a suprising short time you'll be stuffing your face with cream puffs! (Oh - you stuff 'em by just ramming a pastry bag filled with the cream into the bottom of each puff, and squeezing. I'll refrain from making the obvious analogy. For once.) Seriously, you can make a rack of cream puffs and impress your lessers in a short afternoon. Oh and thanks for the kind observation about Li'l Elvis. He appreciates the concern.
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Oh my god, what a torturous AND tortuous trek just to see a single goddam movie! Great writeup though - I could feel your angst every step of the way til you FINALLY got into the theatre. BOO for full price sushi!! Hehe..thanks for the great note at my place (again)! I loved the French Club story :) In answer to your question - nope, of course not! Why in the world would Mr. Master Chef even THINK to look up a recipe on the web first, when he knows everything there is to know already? Ah, nothing like a humbling dose of reality, eh? Hah! Anyway, hope you look, smell, and feel less shitty today - take care, and thanks again!
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I thought your efforts were every bit as good as Sundry's "Bottle of Water" entry. And that's not to take anything away from her. You both consistantly pen excellent, descriptive narratives. Loved it!
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ChicaLoca! That was some impressive list of books, m'dear! My god, I've just gotta learn to read one of these days... Hey, thanks for the note!! Yeah, it's nice to be still in one piece. By still HAVING my piece. Awww, shame I'm only a figurative west-coaster, not a literal one. I'D be your friend, baby! We could pass by horse farms and make fun of Stable 8's together :) Ciao!
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Thanks for the Head's Up on freebie comic day! (Are they still printing "Tank Girl"? *sigh* She was my hero...) Y'know, I wish more movie reviews were like yours. I much prefer the blanket statement reviews ("These were good:..., and these sucked:....") to the overblown hubris we usually get from "professionals". Bravo!
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Wow, I sincerely enjoyed that last entry of yours. That was some recap, genuinely told. Congrats on the job, although it sure sounds like the pay is not gonna keep you in chocolate covered strawberries for years to come. Oh, and thanks for nuthin, ruining my view of Hollywood hookers! Damn, another dream shot down. Ah well, hang in there, and good luck with the new gig :)
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thank you, 'loca. make sure you follow the instructions and one will be sent asap (6-8 weeks i think is the longest it will take). thanks for reading!
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So, um...are you a basketball fan by any chance? You left a few subtle hints in your latest entry that you might also be a Lakers' supporter. Just a guess. LOL...I'm not very conversant in that sport, but I feel your pain. Even though I live on the - how did you say it? - evil, slothfull, smelly, pathetic, pustule-ridden, toxic waste dump East Coast. On another note: I thought the Chemcomix were a riot! Good for you, for liking science! (Old scientists never die...but they barium anyway. I made that up just for you!...Waddaya mean, "corny"? C'mon, it's early!). Hey, thanks for the link to Jolt Cola!! Talk about a blast from the past. You kick ass, baby! :)
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*KISS KISS KISS KISS KISSSSS!!* Loca, you rock my world, baby! Thanks for the ego-expanding note at my place :) LOL, I hear ya about Latin-based cultures having a "glom onto it ALL" attitude about food. At some of my family shindigs you had to leave your pet at home because you were never sure if it would end up in a chafing dish when the lasagne ran low. I like your idea of a Corgi Orgy!! Bring on the hot bitches, boo-ya! (Oh, and I'm sorry about the Lakers...) Thanks again, Loca Mia!
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GREAT! It seriously re-establishes my faith in humanity to hear that there are other anti-drug individuals out there. Don't ever change!
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I've gotta tell you, you summed up my fealings about Reagan EXACTLY (but in about 10,420 less words than I would have used). He sucked at the time, and I ranted and wailed, but compared to the current crop of illiterati in the White House (most of whom actually served with Reagan back then, btw) he was actually almost benign. At least he readt he fucking newspaper once in a while (although I'm still pissed about the deficit spending floodgate he opened, and de-regulations, and Iran/Contra, and Nancy stealing dresses, and astrologers determining national policy and...aw shit, I'm about to go on a 10K word diatribe again, aren't I? You DID say it better, baby!)
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Loca, you rock! For a human sized blob with a mean left hook, that is. What a hoot! That was great - thanks!! LOL, but I have to say...even though I lost, I'd rather be a super smart (Intelligence 8!) moth living beneath NYC (hell, I did that for years as a human) and eat rocks, than a dumb (intel=2!) spiny blob. But then again, I'm apparently easily confused, so maybe not. Thanks again babe, you're the best! :)
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*sneaks in* Um....I noticed you had a cigarette-eating kungfu monkey. That's just gross, doncha think? (hehe) I guess it's better than the nasty connotation that having a "bone-eating super monkey" has...
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*sneaks in* Um....I noticed you had a cigarette-eating kungfu monkey. That's just gross, doncha think? (hehe) I guess it's better than the nasty connotation that having a "bone-eating super monkey" has...
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*sneaks in* Um....I noticed you had a cigarette-eating kungfu monkey. That's just gross, doncha think? (hehe) I guess it's better than the nasty connotation that having a "bone-eating super monkey" has...
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Hmmm, I guess I should have asked you first before posting a link to your story, huh? Sorry about that - my fault. I took it off. (It's such a well written story though!) Anyway, thanks for not being mad at my temerity. But I'm FURIOUS that your Kung Fu Monkey kicked my poor Sea Monkey's ass! Have you no pity, woman?
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You say "ancient dead cadavers' food" like it was a bad thing! Ok, porridge (oatmeal) may not make for the mightiest of fighting monkeys, but at least it helps fight simian high cholesterol! HAH! LOL..thanks for your kind words in my notes. (Actuall, I'm not a nice person at all. I just play one on the web.) :)
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Oh man, your poor Fish-Eating Circus Monkey! He was probably too weak to fight, since monkeys are remarkably poor fishermen. If that's all he eats, he's probably hungry all the time. In other news: How DARE you preface your story with such a self-denegrading apology? That was a great story! I loved the imagery you conjured up, the character traits you built so effectively. Analogies like "...the flow of traffic following it's own patterns that match the weather in an oddly organic way", and the kid who's head bobbed like a conductor, are terrific, imaginative slices of originality. Ok, sure, an edit might tighten things up a little here and there, and fix some punctuation confusion, but hell - this is FAR from the negative buildup you led to it with. I hope you keep writing. This definitely shows you have the talent. Thanks for putting it up - I really enjoyed it, and I'm sure others will too. (And kudos for slam dunking your exams, btw! Woo hoo!)
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Haha you do have a point. Still, I stick by my observation regardless of whether or not I'm in a relationship!
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Oh yes! Mexican candy ROCKS! Anybody who's never tasted the joys of hot chilis mixed with shocolate, and hints of cinnamon and other exotic spices mixed in for good measure just don't know how good desserts can be. Preach the word, baby! So how'd ya do on your exams? Listen - why not post the short story you wrote? If it's plot driven, I bet it's killer! C'mon, pleeeeeeeezzz?? For ol' Danger? Lol...hey listen, thanks for the nice note at my place. Glad you enjoyed reading about my work misery :) Ciao, Bella!
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hi loca! my re-read books are pat conroy novels. and lately, the corrections. but jericho tel is indeed a great, great book. Papillon!
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Loca!! Good to see you at my Cooking Emporium again :) Mmmmm...chocolate covered textbooks....and small children swathed in dog droppings....you know the way to a man's heart, baby. If anyone deserves to be Princess Queen of the Universe, it's you. And it would be WORTH getting the STD's, in my opinion. Um...lesseee...book suggestion, huh? Have you read the LOTR series? Despite the hype, it really is some of the best crafting of the English Language by a master linguist. I'd also recommend some of the great British humorists of recent past: PG Woodehouse, Jerome K. Jerome, Evelyn Waugh, etc. Or just chuck it all and buy porn. We all need an escape. Rock on, Loca!
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You won a lifetime supply of used toilet paper?! You lucky bitch! Damn, and I bet you won't even share :( Hey listen, those were great movie reviews - hope you don't mind if I quote from one in a future update of my own. Now go have some chili fries and forget about last weekend, huh? Ciao!
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Man, you must lead a busy, busy life, huh? Good to see a new entry by you, even if you say nuthin's going on in your life. BTW, I used to date a girl who worked for Univision and I got hooked on Sabado Gigante also. Couldn't understand shit, since I don't speak Spanish, but I found it hilarious anyway. And those bodacious Chicitas rock! Hope things are goin ok with ya...
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Hey babe, thanks for the nice description in your Buddy List for me! Sorry I've been AWOL for a while, but hopefully a new 'puter in a few weeks will get me back on track annoying people more regularly. I'm looking forward to going back through your shit and catching up. Ciao! :)
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hey! i got hitler too! hehehe... we are both from the third reich *smiles evily* lol
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hahaha. hi! you see, i have an annoying mac and i never came here cause i thought that you didnt update your diary much. turns out my mac is STUUUUUPID and just wont allow the WORDS to show up on the screen. *cries* but yet i am happy! now i can read you again b/c i KNOW you update! and whats cooler, i am getting MY computer running which means that i will read you ALL THE TIME! YAYA! lol.
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i'm glad. just what i needed to hear as well. thanks! -b47-
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Yo yo yo. (ah fuckit, I'm too whitebread to fake ghetto speak). Lookit that! My little Mike Jackson homage led to a fabulous public service message from you! Listen, next time I'm surreptitiously perched above some young lovely as she tries on an underwire, I'll be sure to yell down "Hey - that's gross, you skank!" I bet she'll thank me for caring about hygene issues. Great post, loca!!
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I must admit, I'm most keenly aware of my own mortality whenever my wife is driving. But I'm with you all the way on losing oneself while reading. Good luck with the pseudo-PMS symptoms. If you find a cure, e-mail me, wouldya? Wifey can't stand seeing me break down in tears for no reason anymore. Thanks!
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I'm so embarrassed--I was thinking, hmm, why doesn't anybody ever leave notes at fp? Then I realized that they do, but somehow the "notify by e-mail when people leave notes" option got turned off. Argh! I apologize for leaving you with the misnomer "patricia" for so long . . . I shut the barn door after the horse escaped by just now changing it to lavidaloca-2. Again, sorry. --Amanda
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Hi! I just saw you added me to your buddy list (even if it WAS just because you're taking orders from Uncle Bob, lol). I'm very flattered! And I'm having a blast going back through your archives. Terrific stuff, I can't wait for more. Thanks again! Tom :)
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I've always been like this. It's kind of a roller coaster ride. (I know, not funny.) But I refuse to take drugs because I don't think those drug companies have my best interest at heart.
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long time no see:)
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Even that note inspired my gag reflex ooooh spanish how I hate it/yet feel it's so worthwhile. Arrggh!
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Thanks for joining the iluvmysister diaryring. Now go give her a squeeze and tell her ChicagoJo sent ya!
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I know, it IS funny. But I have to get over that before meeting with the teachers and principal. I'm betting they don't think it's funny at all.
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No, I'm good with the teacher now. I worry too much. I bet my mom worried about me. LOL.
Thanks for the note!!
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Thanks! I don't know what I'm going to do about the class, I'm wavering between pissing off the teacher even more and trying to figure this crap out on my own. <sigh>
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thank you, 'loca. those poets...como se "crazy?" loco en la cabeza, si? ;)
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Hey thanks for giving me your input on my page. When I came to check your place out I found I really like your layout. Did you do it yourself? Curious to see if I could use it for a web page I'm putting together... well let me know. Thanks!
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I probably should have said something about the evil political science teacher while I was at it. Just because I'm taking the class online doesn't mean I should have to teach myself. I pay just as much for the class as those who don't have kids and can't take all classes on campus. That's a rant for tomorrow.
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Naw, I don't mind. I keep getting viruses sent to me as it is. SOMEBODY I know has one.
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Hey, I like your new pic. The font, though, it IS hard to read and was startin' to give me a headache. :(
Underworld wasn't so bad. Lots of fighting, no sex at all. (Feel free to email me.)
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This is Nocry4help BTW..I'm on my sis' screen name. LoL! xox-Roxie
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Thank-you for the note! I spent a lot of time on my layout and I'm glad someone thinks its good! LoL! I like your diary a lot! Nice writings, I like how you explain your feelings! Have a great day! xox-Roxie
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This was a nice entry, and you had some lovely passages. I think you're being a little hard on yourself.
Stop it.
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By the way I looked at that link you left in my notes and I must say that, that picture scares me haha
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thank you, loca. ah, college -- if those weren't some of the best years of my life, i don't know which were. dance when they least expect it. peace. (and i really mean that).
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Thanks for leaving the note. I grew up in a house that rarely had fewer than 5 people living in it. I've always had at least three kids here, and well, all this quiet alone shit makes me nervous!
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Your Happy Face is in the mail...honest =) I did lose your Interview...bad me =(
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's marvelous
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if he says it's okay then I don't mind. :o)
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hi, thanks for stopping by my diary i'm really glad you liked the banner.
-tegus
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Thank you for starting %%diaryring_criticmullet%%. It's about time somebody made a diaryring for TheCritic.
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while my writer was writing entries in other diaries and journals, I felt neglected, so I decided to write notes... now my writer is as perplexed as my readers.
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Oh my God! You're awesome! Now I must write about how I'm fathering all of your illegitimate babies. I joined it and that link on it didn't work but I love you regardless.
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...and the Gollum Ring. =)
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Welcome to the Ineedahug ring. *squeeeze*
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Hey there Loca, the linky's fixed now. Thanks for your notes! You rock! I can't wait to exploit the superhero maker thingy.
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